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Pig.
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You fuckin' bitch.
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Welcome to pleasure deck five.
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Would you like a complimentary
shot of spicy opium rum?
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Don't mind if I do.
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Let's hear it
for Coco El Dorado.
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Woo!
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Yeah!
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one of our most popular
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Enjoy.
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So how 'bout a little taste?
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You damn right.
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And once the
Marines equipped her
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with the Trinity sharpshooter
dual 35 millimeter gun turret,
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she was without a doubt
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the finest suborbital
medium bomber of her time.
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Now I own quite a few
vintage military spacecraft.
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But once I restore her,
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the CamaroVille belt
will be without a doubt
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the prize for my collection.
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Collecting old spaceships
must be an expensive hobby.
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Can you afford to
buy a girl a drink?
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Well now I reckon I could
afford to buy a lotta girls
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a lotta drinks.
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Whoa there, Haas.
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Pull your horns in.
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Say, you wouldn't be
interested in buyin'
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a nearly new bionic
eye, would you?
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Now lookie here.
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Do I look like the type of fella
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to be interested in
black market bionics?
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Hmm, let me get my glasses.
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Just a second.
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Anyway, where were we?
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- Take it off!
- Give it to me.
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Yeah!
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Ow!
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Yeah, all right!
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Yeah, woo!
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Did you get it?
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Fuck yeah, I got it.
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You got something for me?
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Sure do.
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Uh, Burdett.
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Level two.
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Well just a second, sir.
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I have to validate
your parking pass.
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Burdett, Lone Star.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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You're not Burdett.
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Stand back.
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Don't touch me.
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Feed me.
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I want this done by the book.
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Right. No one in or out
'til the cash is secure.
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Val Falco.
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What's up, baby?
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C'mere, drink with me.
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Congrats on the
big promotion, man.
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Here, man. Tranja on me.
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Hey Lucky, I'm on duty and
I don't drink with scumbags.
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And even if I did drink
with scumbags while on duty,
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I still wouldn't drink with you.
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Still funny.
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You ain't lost it, baby.
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C'mon. Hey, can I tempt you?
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You have fun, Lucky.
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I'ma keep my eye on you.
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Hey, you do what
you gotta do, baby.
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I guess it's time for plan B.
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What the hell?
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Is this a remix?
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- Is that the alarm?
- What the hell?
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What if there's a
crack in the hull?
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There's a crack in the hull.
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The pressure'll
crush us like bugs.
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We're all gonna die up here.
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Please don't panic.
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We have everything
under control.
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Everyone please remain calm.
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We have everything
under control.
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Wow, you're Captain Richards.
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Yeah, Trix Richards wanted
in seven galaxies for piracy.
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Can I have your autograph?
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Nice.
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Don't just stand there
with your tits hangin' out.
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Get my money into the cashbox.
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Fuck this shit.
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You said no one was
gonna get hurt, Pepper.
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Everything's gonna be okay.
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Just stick to the
plan, all right?
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C'mon.
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Bored.
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Hold it right there.
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I don't know what's
goin' on here,
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but I'm pretty sure you guys
are in some big trouble.
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Oh no. I hope we haven't
done anything naughty.
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Oh, she's crazy.
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Let's go.
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Hold it right there, scumbag!
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Yeah.
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The fuck you
think you're goin'?
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No, no!
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I will splatter
this bitch's brains
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all over your fucking casino
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and don't think
that I won't do it.
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Because I will.
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Get up here, bitch.
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Get your asses over there
by that fucking stage now!
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Move it!
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Nobody's fuckin'
playin' with you.
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Please.
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Stop!
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Right now, you see?
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You see? Shh.
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You see?
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This way nobody has to get hurt.
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Shot.
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Oh my god.
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Stand back.
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This is a getaway.
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Let's go.
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Attention all
units, attention all units.
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Be on the lookout for a
stolen Camaro class cruiser.
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The crew's considered
highly dangerous
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and should be shot
to death on-site.
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Captain Trix Richards is wanted
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for 16 acts of
interstellar piracy.
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She is highly unpredictable
and believed to be insane.
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Eyewitness reports indicate
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that a notorious bionic renegade
known as Automatic Jones
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is likely to have joined
up with the fugitives.
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Ex-Space Marine Ginger Maldonado
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was court marshaled for
aggravated insubordination.
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Candy Car Miranda, formerly
the fastest starfighter pilot
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in the solar system
until her personal demons
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caused her to turn
to a life of crime.
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Doc Calaveras kicked off
of every civilized planet
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in the solar system for
illegal bionic surgery.
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00:14:02,284 --> 00:14:05,478
He's also wanted for dealing
in alien pharmaceuticals.
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00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,148
Vette VanVanderzander,
a high-class debutant
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who's sworn to
overthrow the government
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by any means necessary.
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There's also reason to believe
that the alleged perpetrators
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may have had accomplices
on the inside.
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Disqual cruise
director, Pepper Vance
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and a Covair model
pleasure clone
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are also wanted for
questioning in connection
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with Captain Richards'
latest daring heist.
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Attention all units,
attention all units.
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Be on the lookout for a
stolen Camaro class cruiser.
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00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:29,902
The crew's considered highly
dangerous and should be-
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Captain's log.
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Star date:
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whatever.
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The important part is that
once again I got away with it.
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I live to steal another day.
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You, plot in the course for
the far side of the small moon.
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00:15:03,212 --> 00:15:06,739
But Captain, the small moon
is supposed to be robots.
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00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:08,583
Shut up and do it, robot.
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I'm not a robot.
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What was that?
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Nothing.
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Plotted.
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Hold on to your
garters, girls.
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Full astro drive in five, four,
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three, two,
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one.
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Hit it.
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Are you pickin' up
anything on the scope?
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Heavy cloud cover,
electrical storms.
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Sensors won't be able
to penetrate the clouds.
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Well that's what's
gonna make this place
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such a great hideout.
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Miranda, talk to me.
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All right, lemme
get this straight.
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I'm gonna fly down
through the cloud coverage
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and then find a
safe place to land.
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And then?
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00:17:00,295 --> 00:17:02,255
And then we follow
your beacon signal down.
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00:17:02,297 --> 00:17:04,433
All right then, what
are we waiting for?
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I don't wanna live forever.
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That's the spirit.
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Open the bomb bay door.
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00:17:44,506 --> 00:17:45,931
Long-range scanners
are picking up something
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coming up on course 327 mark 68.
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00:17:51,246 --> 00:17:53,140
We got company.
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They're opening a
hailing frequency.
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Don't make me blow
you outta the sky.
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Stop the ship and
give yourselves up.
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00:18:16,605 --> 00:18:19,366
Why, what seems to be
the trouble, officer?
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You're the trouble, Richards.
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00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:23,270
But this time, you
won't get away.
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00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:24,571
Could you repeat that?
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00:18:24,613 --> 00:18:25,971
Your signal's breaking up.
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00:18:26,013 --> 00:18:27,240
Dammit, Richards!
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00:18:27,282 --> 00:18:28,650
You can't get away
from that antique.
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00:18:29,551 --> 00:18:31,511
On my mark, full reverse power
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and bring us around
hard and tight.
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00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,256
You got it, Captain.
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00:18:48,637 --> 00:18:52,332
You'll never
take me alive, Falco.
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00:19:12,461 --> 00:19:17,466
Gimme full
speed the fuck out of here.
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00:19:26,073 --> 00:19:28,377
Some type of geomagnetic
electrical storm.
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I'm picking up the
beacon signal from Miranda.
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00:19:40,289 --> 00:19:42,124
Shit, looks like
our friends are back.
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00:19:43,492 --> 00:19:44,783
Evasive action.
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00:20:01,376 --> 00:20:02,502
It's no use, Captain.
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00:20:02,544 --> 00:20:04,246
Maybe we should
install a faster ship.
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00:20:15,791 --> 00:20:16,725
- Dammit.
- What?
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00:20:18,193 --> 00:20:20,587
Our photon energizer has
been fried and trapped in.
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00:20:20,629 --> 00:20:22,589
Well then switch it
to auxiliary power.
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00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,313
Take us into the storm.
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00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,239
I'm not sure how much longer
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I can keep this piece
of junk in the air.
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God!
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00:22:48,944 --> 00:22:50,403
He's still breathing
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00:22:50,445 --> 00:22:51,738
but his positronic cortex
needs to be rebooted.
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00:23:06,628 --> 00:23:07,963
Shut up and go get the Doc.
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00:23:08,897 --> 00:23:11,023
No, wait. I'll get the Doc.
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00:23:11,065 --> 00:23:11,957
You and the clone
check the ship.
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00:23:11,999 --> 00:23:13,401
I want a full damage report.
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00:23:15,704 --> 00:23:18,097
And you, start tryin' to
get Miranda on the radio.
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Miranda.
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Come in, Miranda.
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Miranda.
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Can you hear me?
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00:23:47,067 --> 00:23:47,903
Okay.
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00:25:27,502 --> 00:25:28,303
Pepper?
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00:25:34,609 --> 00:25:36,444
What the hell?
Where's the captain?
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00:25:37,646 --> 00:25:39,514
Maybe she wasn't
all the way dead.
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00:25:40,649 --> 00:25:42,217
She looked all
the way dead to me.
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00:25:49,658 --> 00:25:51,085
This one's
still a little bit alive.
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00:25:51,127 --> 00:25:53,019
All right, let's get
her to the infirmary
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00:25:53,061 --> 00:25:55,030
and then we're gonna
find the captain.
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Fang marks.
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00:26:06,541 --> 00:26:08,343
What the hell are we
dealing with here?
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00:26:11,513 --> 00:26:12,347
Damn.
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00:26:14,015 --> 00:26:17,919
This is gonna require a
slightly higher dosage.
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00:26:46,715 --> 00:26:51,720
The trail of blood
seems to lead that way.
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00:26:52,587 --> 00:26:53,813
Jonesy, I can see as good
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00:26:53,855 --> 00:26:55,457
as your bionic eye
with these things.
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00:27:16,112 --> 00:27:19,013
Somebody's just
used the airlock.
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00:27:26,188 --> 00:27:28,648
I think I can make
out some footprints
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00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:32,861
leading away from the ship and
some kind of alien movements.
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00:27:46,341 --> 00:27:47,567
Dammit.
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00:27:47,609 --> 00:27:49,511
Captain is out there somewhere.
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00:27:55,350 --> 00:27:57,144
I think I can
fix the argon pump,
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00:27:57,186 --> 00:27:59,045
but it's gonna take some time.
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00:27:59,087 --> 00:28:00,789
And then we can
get out of here?
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00:28:08,897 --> 00:28:11,158
Don't sit in the
captain's chair.
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00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,500
You're not the captain.
259
00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:15,561
Well you're not
the captain either.
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00:28:51,739 --> 00:28:53,233
Did I miss something?
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00:28:53,275 --> 00:28:55,568
I'll be leaving the search
party to find the captain.
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00:28:55,610 --> 00:28:57,303
You and the clone
are going with me.
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00:28:59,114 --> 00:29:00,006
Listen, I told you before.
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Just because we engage in piracy
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and prey on the establishment
266
00:29:02,917 --> 00:29:05,311
doesn't necessarily mean
we're revolutionaries.
267
00:29:05,353 --> 00:29:07,313
Yeah, but the bourgeoisie
class is tiring.
268
00:29:07,355 --> 00:29:09,649
I mean we must deal the
deathblow at any cost.
269
00:29:09,691 --> 00:29:12,194
To delay action now would
be the same as death.
270
00:29:17,098 --> 00:29:18,324
Wow.
271
00:29:18,366 --> 00:29:20,269
Look at all these guns.
272
00:29:23,371 --> 00:29:25,107
The energy weapons
are over here.
273
00:29:26,175 --> 00:29:27,742
These are so cute.
274
00:29:37,652 --> 00:29:39,454
You think they'd
have a damn mirror.
275
00:29:41,257 --> 00:29:42,224
How does this look?
276
00:29:49,131 --> 00:29:51,466
Seriously, how does
this belt look?
277
00:30:37,313 --> 00:30:39,273
I'm picking up massive
electromagnetic spikes
278
00:30:39,315 --> 00:30:41,007
in my bio geoscanner.
279
00:30:41,049 --> 00:30:43,343
Could be another
storm coming our way.
280
00:30:43,385 --> 00:30:46,246
Yeah, my bullshit scanner's
picking up huge readings
281
00:30:46,288 --> 00:30:47,423
of I don't give a fuck.
282
00:30:50,024 --> 00:30:50,816
Let's go.
283
00:30:50,858 --> 00:30:52,051
You're on point.
284
00:32:06,067 --> 00:32:07,902
Looks like some
kinda ancient city.
285
00:32:09,871 --> 00:32:12,165
Wonder what happened
to all the people.
286
00:32:12,207 --> 00:32:15,668
Wiped out 40,000 years ago.
287
00:32:15,710 --> 00:32:17,179
Some say it was a plague.
288
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,307
Some say it was a
dramatic climate change
289
00:32:20,349 --> 00:32:22,317
brought on by a
huge meteor impact.
290
00:32:23,419 --> 00:32:25,678
How about a
little less history
291
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:28,482
and a little more
looking for the captain?
292
00:32:46,108 --> 00:32:46,908
Captain?
293
00:33:15,803 --> 00:33:17,172
No sign of the captain?
294
00:33:18,173 --> 00:33:19,066
Move out.
295
00:34:06,555 --> 00:34:09,349
Fuckin' space bugs,
I'll blast your guts out!
296
00:34:12,294 --> 00:34:13,520
No use, comrades.
297
00:34:13,562 --> 00:34:15,364
Energy weapons are
having no effect.
298
00:34:24,872 --> 00:34:26,308
I'll be damned.
299
00:34:33,415 --> 00:34:34,740
Gross.
300
00:34:38,819 --> 00:34:39,987
Covered in bug guts.
301
00:34:48,564 --> 00:34:49,589
Quit standing around.
302
00:34:49,631 --> 00:34:50,465
Let's fucking go!
303
00:35:14,922 --> 00:35:17,417
Wow, I never
noticed it before.
304
00:35:17,459 --> 00:35:20,287
But this alien architecture
shows a lotta similarities
305
00:35:20,329 --> 00:35:22,688
with the lost
civilization of Ovamis.
306
00:35:22,730 --> 00:35:23,864
You know, on Mars.
307
00:35:27,402 --> 00:35:28,961
Look at this hieroglyph.
308
00:35:29,003 --> 00:35:31,631
The figures are
reptilian with six eyes.
309
00:35:31,673 --> 00:35:34,434
The ones with the tusks,
those are the males.
310
00:35:34,476 --> 00:35:36,469
You sure know a lot
about alien archeology
311
00:35:36,511 --> 00:35:38,171
for a pleasure clone.
312
00:35:38,213 --> 00:35:40,839
There's a lotta downtime
between the fucking and sucking.
313
00:35:40,881 --> 00:35:41,717
I read a lot.
314
00:35:46,421 --> 00:35:47,322
So cool.
315
00:36:10,212 --> 00:36:12,639
Looks like the storm's
headed this way.
316
00:36:12,681 --> 00:36:14,283
Looks like it's time to go back.
317
00:36:15,617 --> 00:36:18,320
I'm not going back
without the captain.
318
00:36:19,721 --> 00:36:21,590
Drop your weapons or
I'll vaporize your faces.
319
00:36:28,563 --> 00:36:29,356
Move out.
320
00:36:38,507 --> 00:36:39,308
I said move out.
321
00:36:54,656 --> 00:36:56,416
You're gonna lead me
back to that stolen ship.
322
00:36:56,458 --> 00:36:57,651
Do you understand?
323
00:36:57,693 --> 00:36:58,917
Maybe we should
let the storm pass.
324
00:36:58,959 --> 00:37:00,387
You know, stop for awhile?
325
00:37:00,429 --> 00:37:01,920
Hey, I'm not gonna stop
until I've apprehended
326
00:37:01,962 --> 00:37:04,023
every last one of you
damn dirty space pirates.
327
00:37:04,065 --> 00:37:05,267
Now move out, scum.
328
00:37:06,568 --> 00:37:10,497
Get your filthy cop
hands off me.
329
00:37:32,127 --> 00:37:33,320
I'll get it.
330
00:37:53,248 --> 00:37:57,744
I got it.
331
00:37:57,786 --> 00:37:58,620
Where's Vette?
332
00:38:33,188 --> 00:38:34,114
Captain?
333
00:39:53,602 --> 00:39:58,607
Ginger.
334
00:39:59,207 --> 00:39:59,774
I feel bad.
335
00:40:00,775 --> 00:40:01,776
Take it easy, kid.
336
00:40:03,345 --> 00:40:05,447
It
hurts when I laugh.
337
00:40:08,517 --> 00:40:09,417
The captain.
338
00:40:10,819 --> 00:40:12,378
What about the captain?
339
00:40:18,860 --> 00:40:20,420
Promise me something.
340
00:40:20,462 --> 00:40:21,730
Sure, kid. Anything.
341
00:40:23,598 --> 00:40:25,892
You keep fighting
for the revolution.
342
00:40:25,934 --> 00:40:26,893
Sure. No problem.
343
00:40:26,935 --> 00:40:28,994
Now what about the captain?
344
00:40:29,036 --> 00:40:29,938
Captain Richards
345
00:40:31,306 --> 00:40:35,377
ate.
346
00:40:45,487 --> 00:40:46,988
The fuck are you looking at?
347
00:40:51,593 --> 00:40:53,261
Let's move out.
It's not safe here.
348
00:40:55,797 --> 00:40:56,656
You heard what she said.
349
00:40:56,698 --> 00:40:57,532
Scoot.
350
00:41:01,269 --> 00:41:04,831
Mmm.
351
00:41:19,821 --> 00:41:22,782
What the hell is that thing?
352
00:41:22,824 --> 00:41:24,918
Looks like the things
on the carvings but-
353
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,086
- Obviously a product
of de-evolution.
354
00:41:27,128 --> 00:41:28,521
De-evo what?
355
00:41:28,563 --> 00:41:29,789
De-evolution.
356
00:41:29,831 --> 00:41:32,659
That is clearly one of
the last mutant spawns
357
00:41:32,701 --> 00:41:34,627
of a lost civilization.
358
00:41:34,669 --> 00:41:35,862
Really?
359
00:43:28,850 --> 00:43:31,210
So that's when
you saw the captain?
360
00:43:31,252 --> 00:43:33,113
We didn't see no
fuckin' Captain Richards.
361
00:43:33,155 --> 00:43:34,914
- All we saw was-
- Shut your cop face.
362
00:43:34,956 --> 00:43:36,150
Vette saw her.
363
00:43:36,192 --> 00:43:39,185
Her exact dying words to
me, "Captain Richards.
364
00:43:39,227 --> 00:43:40,620
It was Captain Richards
365
00:43:40,662 --> 00:43:42,755
who ripped out my fucking
throat with her fucking fangs."
366
00:43:42,797 --> 00:43:44,158
With fucking blood everywhere.
367
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:45,825
We need to figure out
what we're up against.
368
00:43:45,867 --> 00:43:47,026
Look, I thought I told you
369
00:43:47,068 --> 00:43:48,795
to keep your fucking
cop mouth shut.
370
00:43:48,837 --> 00:43:50,496
Look, I've been thinking
371
00:43:50,538 --> 00:43:51,864
we're gonna need all
the help we can get
372
00:43:51,906 --> 00:43:53,332
to get off of this rock.
373
00:43:53,374 --> 00:43:55,401
Maybe we call it a truce.
374
00:43:55,443 --> 00:43:56,669
I don't make deals
with criminals.
375
00:43:56,711 --> 00:43:59,539
Oh yeah? Well I don't
make deals with cops.
376
00:43:59,581 --> 00:44:01,741
I'm not talking about a deal.
377
00:44:01,783 --> 00:44:05,211
I'm talking about a limited
one-time-only truce.
378
00:44:05,253 --> 00:44:07,147
We go right back to
playing cops and robbers
379
00:44:07,189 --> 00:44:09,149
as soon as we get out of here.
380
00:44:09,191 --> 00:44:10,583
Wait a damn minute.
381
00:44:10,625 --> 00:44:12,585
Did you say her throat
was ripped open?
382
00:44:12,627 --> 00:44:14,220
That's right, Doc, by fangs.
383
00:44:14,262 --> 00:44:15,455
Well I didn't
wanna say anything,
384
00:44:15,497 --> 00:44:17,565
but I think you need to
look at this, Astrid.
385
00:44:24,873 --> 00:44:26,499
Fang marks.
386
00:44:26,541 --> 00:44:28,000
Look, I hope you're
not about to tell me
387
00:44:28,042 --> 00:44:30,670
some drug-fueled fairytale
about space vampires, okay?
388
00:44:30,712 --> 00:44:32,472
'Cause you can just
save your breath.
389
00:44:32,514 --> 00:44:35,075
'Cause I don't have time
for drug-fueled fairytales
390
00:44:35,117 --> 00:44:36,309
about space vampires.
391
00:44:36,351 --> 00:44:38,578
Now look, the sooner
we get off this moon,
392
00:44:38,620 --> 00:44:40,780
the sooner I get back to
arrestin' you dirty criminals
393
00:44:40,822 --> 00:44:42,390
and I can bring you to justice.
394
00:44:51,133 --> 00:44:51,966
Really.
395
00:45:04,146 --> 00:45:06,881
Projectile firing,
breach loading.
396
00:45:08,250 --> 00:45:10,309
Man, I can't believe people
actually killed people
397
00:45:10,351 --> 00:45:12,221
with this caveman shit.
398
00:45:14,123 --> 00:45:17,483
Might be better off with
one of those antiques.
399
00:45:17,525 --> 00:45:19,186
The local wildlife
seems to be resistant
400
00:45:19,228 --> 00:45:20,929
to conventional energy weapons.
401
00:45:27,602 --> 00:45:31,098
Thanks for the advice, but
I don't remember asking you.
402
00:45:31,140 --> 00:45:33,175
I think I'll stick
with my Volt Magnum.
403
00:46:17,886 --> 00:46:18,686
Hey Ginger,
404
00:46:20,122 --> 00:46:23,482
do you really think they're
gonna find Miranda out there?
405
00:46:23,524 --> 00:46:26,286
Shut up and fix
the motor.
406
00:46:47,515 --> 00:46:49,517
It's not the software.
407
00:46:54,856 --> 00:46:55,690
Hey Ginger?
408
00:46:59,861 --> 00:47:01,729
Do you think of me as a
409
00:47:03,299 --> 00:47:04,133
robot?
410
00:47:07,269 --> 00:47:08,060
I don't know, Jonesy.
411
00:47:08,102 --> 00:47:09,296
You ain't no robot.
412
00:47:09,338 --> 00:47:11,365
I mean sure you
got a bionic arm,
413
00:47:11,407 --> 00:47:13,699
a bionic hip and a
mostly bionic brain,
414
00:47:13,741 --> 00:47:16,878
but we both know you're a man.
415
00:47:19,214 --> 00:47:21,674
Hey, I bet the
fender got bent over
416
00:47:21,716 --> 00:47:23,718
the Darma turbine
exhaust manifold.
417
00:47:52,547 --> 00:47:55,016
You know, I'm not like
those other criminals.
418
00:47:56,617 --> 00:47:57,453
Is that right?
419
00:48:08,364 --> 00:48:09,198
Damn right.
420
00:48:10,598 --> 00:48:15,295
And I was thinking if we get
outta this haunted place alive,
421
00:48:15,337 --> 00:48:16,838
let's you and I make a deal.
422
00:48:19,475 --> 00:48:21,542
What exactly did
you have in mind?
423
00:48:27,982 --> 00:48:31,153
Well what about
something like this?
424
00:48:34,589 --> 00:48:35,424
Mm-mmm.
425
00:48:36,392 --> 00:48:37,917
No?
426
00:48:37,959 --> 00:48:38,860
Or this.
427
00:48:46,235 --> 00:48:48,295
Hmm, it's close.
428
00:48:48,337 --> 00:48:49,171
No?
429
00:48:52,540 --> 00:48:53,308
I got it.
430
00:49:54,936 --> 00:49:56,604
Yeah, I can do it.
431
00:50:06,848 --> 00:50:08,508
Something's wrong.
432
00:50:08,550 --> 00:50:10,152
They should've been back by now.
433
00:51:08,976 --> 00:51:10,035
Vette?
434
00:51:10,077 --> 00:51:12,472
Hold it right there.
435
00:51:47,048 --> 00:51:51,687
This energy weapon seems to
only be making her stronger.
436
00:52:32,093 --> 00:52:35,188
We need to get back to the ship.
437
00:54:42,124 --> 00:54:42,990
Where's Astrid?
438
00:54:44,493 --> 00:54:45,327
Richards.
439
00:54:57,506 --> 00:54:58,732
I'll get him to the Doc.
440
00:54:58,774 --> 00:54:59,932
You get your bionic
ass up to the bridge
441
00:54:59,974 --> 00:55:01,134
and start warming up the engine.
442
00:55:02,644 --> 00:55:04,713
And don't forget to get
the argon pump back online.
443
00:55:12,487 --> 00:55:14,814
You need a little somethin'
to calm your nerves?
444
00:55:14,856 --> 00:55:17,183
I don't need any damn drugs.
445
00:55:17,225 --> 00:55:22,230
No look, I'm not saying that
what we saw were vampires.
446
00:55:23,097 --> 00:55:23,857
Of course not.
447
00:55:23,899 --> 00:55:24,866
All I'm sayin' is
448
00:55:26,066 --> 00:55:27,293
there were some kind
of undead creatures
449
00:55:27,335 --> 00:55:29,496
that were suckin' the
blood outta the living
450
00:55:29,538 --> 00:55:31,573
and they shot lightning
outta their eyes.
451
00:55:35,811 --> 00:55:37,112
- This wont hurt.
- 'Kay.
452
00:55:40,916 --> 00:55:42,409
I think you
guys should get up here.
453
00:55:42,451 --> 00:55:43,418
- Come on.
- Yeah.
454
00:55:51,058 --> 00:55:52,561
Hold on. I'll get it again.
455
00:55:54,763 --> 00:55:56,054
Hello.
456
00:55:56,096 --> 00:55:58,158
This is Miranda.
Is anyone there?
457
00:55:58,200 --> 00:55:59,159
Miranda, we read you.
458
00:55:59,201 --> 00:56:00,794
Are you there, Miranda?
459
00:56:02,270 --> 00:56:04,831
This electric storm is
really with fuckin' my radio,
460
00:56:04,873 --> 00:56:07,734
but I think I can get the
electromagnetic pack reactor
461
00:56:07,776 --> 00:56:10,479
back together and I should...
462
00:56:12,079 --> 00:56:12,914
Hell yeah.
463
00:56:26,795 --> 00:56:27,662
What's your 20?
464
00:56:31,031 --> 00:56:32,892
I'm back on the move.
465
00:56:32,934 --> 00:56:34,603
Repeat. Miranda,
where are you?
466
00:56:35,470 --> 00:56:38,465
I'm kinda not exactly sure.
467
00:56:38,507 --> 00:56:41,008
Send me a beacon signal
and I'll find my way back.
468
00:56:45,881 --> 00:56:47,574
Repeat. Lost transmission.
469
00:56:47,616 --> 00:56:49,117
That was garbled as fuck.
470
00:56:53,121 --> 00:56:55,215
Some kinda fucking space bugs.
471
00:57:18,013 --> 00:57:18,947
Centuries.
472
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:21,383
They've been waiting
473
00:57:23,818 --> 00:57:24,844
in the storm.
474
00:57:28,690 --> 00:57:29,724
Doomed race.
475
00:57:31,793 --> 00:57:32,627
Dead,
476
00:57:33,962 --> 00:57:35,095
but they will survive.
477
00:57:38,266 --> 00:57:41,059
Waiting.
478
00:57:41,101 --> 00:57:41,937
Doomed.
479
00:57:44,739 --> 00:57:45,574
Dead,
480
00:57:46,575 --> 00:57:49,076
but we will survive.
481
00:58:17,672 --> 00:58:19,499
Hey, get that signal back.
482
00:58:19,541 --> 00:58:20,533
You understand?
483
00:58:20,575 --> 00:58:22,001
Knock it off!
484
00:58:22,043 --> 00:58:23,202
She's dead.
485
00:58:23,244 --> 00:58:24,637
Well what if
she ain't, Jonesy?
486
00:58:24,679 --> 00:58:26,272
What if she ain't?
487
00:58:31,820 --> 00:58:33,646
Ain't that precious?
488
00:58:33,688 --> 00:58:35,148
Honor among thieves.
489
00:58:38,093 --> 00:58:39,319
You know, I'm
gettin' awfully sick
490
00:58:39,361 --> 00:58:41,062
of your rent-a-cop shit.
491
00:58:43,898 --> 00:58:45,658
Easy now.
492
00:58:45,700 --> 00:58:48,628
You got a real bad
temper for a robot.
493
00:58:55,610 --> 00:58:57,036
I'm not
494
00:58:57,078 --> 00:58:57,912
a robot!
495
00:59:00,582 --> 00:59:01,516
Sure about that?
496
00:59:03,018 --> 00:59:04,243
Huh, Jones?
497
00:59:04,285 --> 00:59:05,387
Why don't we find out?
498
00:59:07,123 --> 00:59:09,282
If I cut you open, are you
gonna bleed some real blood
499
00:59:09,324 --> 00:59:12,051
or some kinda hydraulic
battery acid, huh?
500
00:59:23,872 --> 00:59:25,031
Mayday.
501
00:59:25,073 --> 00:59:26,066
Mayday.
502
00:59:26,108 --> 00:59:27,266
This is Miranda.
503
00:59:27,308 --> 00:59:28,201
Shit, Miranda.
504
00:59:28,243 --> 00:59:29,636
We thought you were a goner.
505
00:59:29,678 --> 00:59:33,882
I was attacked by these
things like flying switchblades.
506
00:59:35,016 --> 00:59:36,451
I had to set the rocket down.
507
00:59:38,053 --> 00:59:41,022
I'm in some kinda alien ruins
508
00:59:43,558 --> 00:59:44,793
and there's a cop ship.
509
00:59:49,698 --> 00:59:52,100
Sit tight, Miranda.
We'll get you outta there.
510
01:00:19,728 --> 01:00:20,562
Life.
511
01:00:21,796 --> 01:00:23,157
Life
512
01:00:23,199 --> 01:00:26,034
is a cruel shallow ditch.
513
01:00:27,902 --> 01:00:31,230
Scoundrels and madmen roam free
514
01:00:31,272 --> 01:00:34,676
and good men die like
dogs for no reason.
515
01:00:35,744 --> 01:00:37,912
Oh sweet, sweet Rumia.
516
01:00:44,220 --> 01:00:46,688
Goddamn electrical hurricanes.
517
01:00:48,389 --> 01:00:49,982
You can't trust 'em.
518
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:08,601
Doc, we're going
outside to get Miranda.
519
01:01:08,643 --> 01:01:09,911
Keep an eye on-
520
01:01:13,182 --> 01:01:15,617
- Some kind of
parasitic lifeform?
521
01:01:18,953 --> 01:01:20,889
Don't reproduce, Ginger.
522
01:01:22,124 --> 01:01:23,658
They transform
523
01:01:25,127 --> 01:01:25,927
and infect
524
01:01:27,829 --> 01:01:28,663
other beings.
525
01:01:30,298 --> 01:01:32,325
Temples of their species.
526
01:02:15,043 --> 01:02:17,712
No sign of Miranda, but
there's her rocket scooter.
527
01:02:19,281 --> 01:02:20,540
C'mon, let's go.
528
01:02:36,198 --> 01:02:39,392
Shit.
529
01:02:39,434 --> 01:02:42,328
There's 1,000
monsters out there.
530
01:02:42,370 --> 01:02:43,996
I don't think we
have enough ammo.
531
01:03:05,693 --> 01:03:06,986
Run!
532
01:03:17,038 --> 01:03:18,131
Quick.
533
01:03:18,173 --> 01:03:19,365
Through here.
534
01:03:47,068 --> 01:03:47,894
Whoa.
535
01:03:47,936 --> 01:03:48,736
You cool?
536
01:03:50,772 --> 01:03:51,673
Yeah, I'm okay.
537
01:03:54,742 --> 01:03:56,236
Hey, what's with the cop?
538
01:03:56,278 --> 01:03:58,305
Oh total asshole, but we
kinda got a truce with him
539
01:03:58,347 --> 01:04:00,615
'til we get off this
deathtrap planet.
540
01:04:02,050 --> 01:04:02,884
Listen.
541
01:04:06,221 --> 01:04:07,889
Did Doc give you
anything for me?
542
01:04:09,624 --> 01:04:11,260
Startin' to get
a little jittery.
543
01:04:12,627 --> 01:04:14,087
Doc's dead.
544
01:04:40,621 --> 01:04:41,457
A ship.
545
01:04:42,623 --> 01:04:45,252
Maybe we can
use it to get outta here
546
01:04:45,294 --> 01:04:47,354
if we can't get
The Belle to fly.
547
01:04:54,802 --> 01:04:57,797
I can't make any sense
of this alien technology.
548
01:04:57,839 --> 01:04:58,731
Jonesy?
549
01:05:12,020 --> 01:05:12,854
Too much
550
01:05:13,988 --> 01:05:14,922
alien data.
551
01:05:16,891 --> 01:05:21,896
Every day it's.
552
01:05:27,769 --> 01:05:29,371
Sweet atomic Jesus.
553
01:05:30,805 --> 01:05:32,107
This thing is in the ship.
554
01:05:42,217 --> 01:05:44,510
This unit is a
megaton ordinance
555
01:05:44,552 --> 01:05:46,912
of substantial
destructive power.
556
01:05:46,954 --> 01:05:48,681
We serve to destroy.
557
01:05:48,723 --> 01:05:50,983
We destroy to serve.
558
01:05:51,025 --> 01:05:52,452
A bomb.
559
01:05:52,494 --> 01:05:55,122
Monster bomb like that's
only got one purpose.
560
01:05:55,164 --> 01:05:58,225
We are designed to
annihilate this world.
561
01:05:58,267 --> 01:06:02,396
We will execute our prime
function in exactly 15 minutes.
562
01:06:02,438 --> 01:06:03,629
Wait.
563
01:06:03,671 --> 01:06:05,531
Why were you programmed
to destroy the moon?
564
01:06:05,573 --> 01:06:07,566
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You
can't blow up the moon.
565
01:06:07,608 --> 01:06:09,001
We're on it.
566
01:06:09,043 --> 01:06:11,837
40,000 years ago,
this moon was home
567
01:06:11,879 --> 01:06:15,342
to a thriving civilization
at the pinnacle of progress.
568
01:06:15,384 --> 01:06:20,080
Then they came, a conquering
plague of parasitic nomads.
569
01:06:20,122 --> 01:06:22,548
Our once noble and
peaceful creators
570
01:06:22,590 --> 01:06:24,717
were preyed upon like cattle.
571
01:06:24,759 --> 01:06:28,921
Now all that remain are
brutish degenerate mutants.
572
01:06:28,963 --> 01:06:31,857
However, before the
fall of civilization,
573
01:06:31,899 --> 01:06:35,462
we were created and programmed
with our prime function:
574
01:06:35,504 --> 01:06:36,896
to destroy this moon
575
01:06:36,938 --> 01:06:39,832
rather than let the parasites
spread to other worlds.
576
01:06:39,874 --> 01:06:41,068
Sure, makes sense.
577
01:06:41,110 --> 01:06:43,236
But look, about this
15 minutes thing,
578
01:06:43,278 --> 01:06:45,447
you gotta give us time
to blast outta here.
579
01:06:49,016 --> 01:06:50,776
We are sorry for
any inconvenience,
580
01:06:50,818 --> 01:06:52,878
but we cannot
allow you to leave.
581
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:55,082
One or more of you
may be infected.
582
01:06:55,124 --> 01:06:58,460
You're the one that's
about to be sorry.
583
01:07:08,870 --> 01:07:10,230
You cannot stop us.
584
01:07:10,272 --> 01:07:11,939
We will complete our function.
585
01:07:32,994 --> 01:07:35,489
What now?
586
01:07:35,531 --> 01:07:37,690
Well unless I'm mistaken,
587
01:07:37,732 --> 01:07:40,494
that's the bomb burrowing
toward the loose port
588
01:07:40,536 --> 01:07:42,761
getting in position
for detonation.
589
01:08:03,525 --> 01:08:05,050
C'mon, my ship is this way.
590
01:08:32,421 --> 01:08:34,156
Fuckin' space bugs.
591
01:09:15,430 --> 01:09:16,265
Jonesy.
592
01:09:28,343 --> 01:09:29,678
You all right?
593
01:09:30,911 --> 01:09:32,180
Let's fuckin' go.
594
01:10:01,075 --> 01:10:02,702
Captain Richards?
595
01:11:06,274 --> 01:11:07,109
No!
596
01:11:23,692 --> 01:11:24,992
C'mon, let's fucking go.
597
01:11:33,702 --> 01:11:35,970
Those goddamn undead
criminals are stealing my ship.
598
01:11:38,540 --> 01:11:40,600
How long 'til
the blamo, Jonesy?
599
01:11:40,642 --> 01:11:42,502
We got just over
10 minutes left.
600
01:11:42,544 --> 01:11:45,514
I don't think
we're gonna make it.
601
01:11:47,249 --> 01:11:48,308
Ginger.
602
01:11:48,350 --> 01:11:49,151
Ginger.
603
01:11:57,492 --> 01:11:58,951
We can if we fly.
604
01:12:47,209 --> 01:12:48,535
We're gonna make it.
605
01:12:48,577 --> 01:12:49,968
I wouldn't plan
a party just yet.
606
01:12:50,010 --> 01:12:51,404
You're goin' straight
to a jail cell
607
01:12:51,446 --> 01:12:52,714
when we get back, robot.
608
01:13:02,357 --> 01:13:03,750
Check the argon pressure?
609
01:13:03,792 --> 01:13:05,919
It's a little low, but
I think we can make it.
610
01:13:05,961 --> 01:13:07,720
Full power in the thrusters?
611
01:13:07,762 --> 01:13:08,797
95%.
612
01:13:09,664 --> 01:13:12,325
All right, let's hit it.
613
01:14:11,426 --> 01:14:12,952
Where are we?
614
01:14:12,994 --> 01:14:14,120
Whoa.
615
01:14:14,162 --> 01:14:16,422
Can we get the
engines back online?
616
01:14:16,464 --> 01:14:17,624
I think so.
617
01:14:17,666 --> 01:14:19,292
I'm getting a strange reading
618
01:14:19,334 --> 01:14:21,136
on the long-range
frequency scanner.
619
01:14:24,205 --> 01:14:25,565
What the hell?
620
01:14:25,607 --> 01:14:27,767
It's comin' from the casino.
621
01:14:27,809 --> 01:14:31,471
It sounds like someone's
playing the jazz theremin.
622
01:14:54,469 --> 01:14:55,929
Thank you. Thank you.
623
01:14:55,971 --> 01:14:57,196
Thank you.
624
01:14:57,238 --> 01:14:58,464
Good-lookin' crowd.
625
01:14:58,506 --> 01:15:00,466
Very good-lookin'
crowd, all right.
626
01:15:00,508 --> 01:15:01,701
You guys ready for another one?
627
01:15:02,711 --> 01:15:04,203
Okay.
628
01:15:04,245 --> 01:15:07,515
This song is off our upcomin'
album Electronic Philharmomic.
629
01:15:08,683 --> 01:15:10,777
This tune's called
"Old Man Moon".
630
01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:13,212
Two.
631
01:15:13,254 --> 01:15:15,214
A-one, two, three, four.
632
01:15:17,459 --> 01:15:18,351
You have
reached the Intergalactic-
633
01:15:18,393 --> 01:15:19,852
- This is Sergeant Val Falco.
634
01:15:19,894 --> 01:15:21,721
Patch me straight through
to the dock officer on duty.
635
01:15:21,763 --> 01:15:23,632
Sure thing, sugar.
636
01:15:24,599 --> 01:15:25,500
Go ahead.
637
01:15:26,434 --> 01:15:27,594
I need you to listen to me
638
01:15:27,636 --> 01:15:28,895
'cause this is
gonna sound crazy.
639
01:15:28,937 --> 01:15:30,697
This is grand opening week.
640
01:15:30,739 --> 01:15:32,765
Trust me, I can handle crazy.
641
01:15:32,807 --> 01:15:35,602
Trust me, you ain't
seen this kinda crazy.
642
01:15:35,644 --> 01:15:37,804
This shit is crazy with fangs.
643
01:15:37,846 --> 01:15:41,107
Now listen, there's
a band of criminals
644
01:15:41,149 --> 01:15:42,308
headed your way, okay?
645
01:15:42,350 --> 01:15:43,685
And they are armed
and dangerous.
646
01:15:44,586 --> 01:15:46,212
Did you say criminals?
647
01:15:46,254 --> 01:15:48,523
Yes. Now they are
in a stolen cop ship.
648
01:15:50,558 --> 01:15:51,851
They just docked in birth 12.
649
01:15:51,893 --> 01:15:53,586
They're comin' up the
turbolift right now.
650
01:15:53,628 --> 01:15:55,263
Look, you can't
let them board.
651
01:15:56,431 --> 01:15:57,757
Well I'm not saying
they're vampires,
652
01:15:57,799 --> 01:16:00,226
but they're some sort
of undead creatures
653
01:16:00,268 --> 01:16:01,828
that feed on the
blood of the living
654
01:16:01,870 --> 01:16:04,005
and they shoot lightning
from their eyes.
655
01:16:12,347 --> 01:16:13,673
What's happening?
656
01:16:13,715 --> 01:16:15,141
Are they shooting
lightning outta their eyes?
657
01:16:15,183 --> 01:16:19,312
No, but it looks like some
other cop beat you to the bust.
658
01:16:19,354 --> 01:16:20,555
What other cop?
659
01:16:29,297 --> 01:16:30,490
No, stay back!
660
01:16:30,532 --> 01:16:31,357
Just stay back!
661
01:16:36,971 --> 01:16:37,806
Stop!
662
01:17:23,251 --> 01:17:24,686
Shit, now what?
663
01:17:41,669 --> 01:17:43,004
Nice.
664
01:18:14,270 --> 01:18:16,496
Don't come any closer.
665
01:18:16,538 --> 01:18:17,830
I'll tase you, bitch.
666
01:18:17,872 --> 01:18:19,398
Bring it.
667
01:19:15,797 --> 01:19:17,323
Sounds like a
fuckin' bloodbath.
668
01:19:17,365 --> 01:19:18,724
Keep those engines goin'.
669
01:19:18,766 --> 01:19:20,294
I need to stop those criminals
before it's too late.
670
01:19:20,336 --> 01:19:21,237
Sounds like it
already is too late.
671
01:19:22,403 --> 01:19:25,731
The engines are
coming back online.
672
01:21:26,261 --> 01:21:27,095
Hold on.
673
01:21:32,167 --> 01:21:33,601
Three-megaton grenades.
674
01:21:35,036 --> 01:21:36,330
I got a feelin' we might
need to blow some shit up
675
01:21:36,372 --> 01:21:37,596
before this is over.
676
01:21:37,638 --> 01:21:40,133
We just blew up a
whole fucking planet.
677
01:21:40,175 --> 01:21:42,169
I mean besides that.
678
01:21:53,855 --> 01:21:55,748
Listen, whatever happens,
679
01:21:55,790 --> 01:21:58,059
we can't let those
things get away again.
680
01:22:03,097 --> 01:22:04,324
He's right.
681
01:22:04,366 --> 01:22:05,925
The mechanical chick
from the alien bomb
682
01:22:05,967 --> 01:22:07,427
was willing to blow
up a whole planet
683
01:22:07,469 --> 01:22:10,062
to keep those things
from spreading.
684
01:22:10,104 --> 01:22:11,497
Whoa.
685
01:22:11,539 --> 01:22:12,665
I hope you're not talkin' about
686
01:22:12,707 --> 01:22:13,833
intentionally causing
the destruction
687
01:22:13,875 --> 01:22:16,902
of a $35 billion casino
and luxury hotel.
688
01:22:16,944 --> 01:22:19,339
That's exactly what
I'm talking about.
689
01:22:19,381 --> 01:22:20,773
We go in there,
690
01:22:20,815 --> 01:22:22,575
we hook in a few of these
three-megaton babies
691
01:22:22,617 --> 01:22:24,153
and we get the fuck outta here.
692
01:22:25,753 --> 01:22:26,545
What about the survivors?
693
01:22:26,587 --> 01:22:28,190
Too bad, so sad.
694
01:22:30,858 --> 01:22:32,985
Seriously, sometimes a few
innocent people gotta die
695
01:22:33,027 --> 01:22:36,856
to keep the galaxy safe from
bloodsucking alien creatures.
696
01:22:36,898 --> 01:22:38,225
Right?
697
01:22:38,267 --> 01:22:39,859
No.
698
01:22:39,901 --> 01:22:40,802
He's right.
699
01:22:42,837 --> 01:22:44,530
All right, how 'bout this?
700
01:22:44,572 --> 01:22:47,033
We evacuate any survivors.
701
01:22:47,075 --> 01:22:49,169
That don't have fang
marks in their necks.
702
01:22:49,211 --> 01:22:50,437
Yeah.
703
01:22:50,479 --> 01:22:52,105
And then we turn
this whole place
704
01:22:52,147 --> 01:22:56,243
into a big fat slice
of radioactive tofu.
705
01:22:56,285 --> 01:22:57,344
How 'bout that?
706
01:22:57,386 --> 01:22:58,287
Sounds good.
707
01:24:42,658 --> 01:24:44,484
We shoulda brought more guns.
708
01:25:39,981 --> 01:25:41,550
Captain Richards?
709
01:25:44,119 --> 01:25:46,413
No, not Richards.
710
01:25:46,455 --> 01:25:48,081
Just her body.
711
01:25:48,123 --> 01:25:51,593
We inhabit the corpses
of your fallen comerades.
712
01:25:54,095 --> 01:25:55,564
After you killed them.
713
01:26:21,889 --> 01:26:26,186
You would've done the
same thing in our position.
714
01:28:11,733 --> 01:28:13,926
We are the last of our kind
715
01:28:15,804 --> 01:28:17,397
and we will survive.
716
01:28:26,281 --> 01:28:28,274
Oh, like hell you will.
717
01:28:28,316 --> 01:28:29,542
Oh, you're wrong.
718
01:28:29,584 --> 01:28:30,710
Dead wrong.
719
01:29:44,693 --> 01:29:46,286
No!
720
01:30:03,178 --> 01:30:05,138
We will survive.
721
01:30:05,180 --> 01:30:08,608
We will not be
defeated by mankind.
722
01:30:13,989 --> 01:30:15,715
But I am not a man.
723
01:30:20,428 --> 01:30:21,955
I am a machine.
724
01:30:33,909 --> 01:30:34,709
Ginger?
725
01:31:32,334 --> 01:31:34,460
Attention all units,
attention all units.
726
01:31:34,502 --> 01:31:36,037
This is Sergeant Val Falco.
727
01:31:36,905 --> 01:31:38,698
I just saved the galaxy
728
01:31:38,740 --> 01:31:43,178
from well I'm not gonna
say vampires.
729
01:32:04,454 --> 01:32:08,470
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