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Uh... 14 00:01:50,018 --> 00:01:51,018 What do you mean? 15 00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:52,404 Did you know you had it? 16 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:54,059 No! No, he must have put it in there. 17 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:55,937 He's still stalking me. 18 00:01:56,024 --> 00:01:57,614 Well, we should go to the police. 19 00:01:58,068 --> 00:02:00,775 No. No, I mean, just no police. 20 00:02:00,862 --> 00:02:04,452 Not until after the pageant. I can't handle any more stress right now. 21 00:02:05,116 --> 00:02:06,116 What are you doing? 22 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:09,159 Working out. Just promise me, please. No cops, okay? 23 00:02:09,245 --> 00:02:11,325 Okay, fine, I promise. But... 24 00:02:11,414 --> 00:02:13,674 Okay. Good. I gotta go. Bye. 25 00:02:15,376 --> 00:02:16,376 Oh, my God. 26 00:02:37,941 --> 00:02:40,611 Fuck you! Fuck you! 27 00:02:40,693 --> 00:02:42,073 Bitch! 28 00:02:48,243 --> 00:02:49,663 Ooh! 29 00:02:52,580 --> 00:02:54,934 I should've gotten rid of that body 30 00:02:54,958 --> 00:02:57,878 right away, but I couldn't. Not without a snack. 31 00:03:00,630 --> 00:03:02,510 For the first time in my life, 32 00:03:02,590 --> 00:03:04,630 I was on top of the world. 33 00:03:04,717 --> 00:03:06,427 I was a hometown hero, 34 00:03:06,511 --> 00:03:08,761 I won mayor by a landslide, 35 00:03:08,847 --> 00:03:11,307 and I had a budding new romance. 36 00:03:12,433 --> 00:03:13,433 Shit. 37 00:03:13,518 --> 00:03:14,848 I've got to get back to Patty. 38 00:03:16,312 --> 00:03:18,232 We've got to get ready for Miss American Lady. 39 00:03:18,314 --> 00:03:21,234 It should have been enough. I should have left well enough alone. 40 00:03:21,317 --> 00:03:22,317 I'll come with you. 41 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:26,238 - To the pageant? - Sure, why not? 42 00:03:26,447 --> 00:03:28,367 I don't take office for another month. 43 00:03:29,117 --> 00:03:31,737 Maybe I should coach Patty one last time. 44 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:38,595 I thought a snack would help me think, 45 00:03:38,596 --> 00:03:40,920 but it turned into the binge of my life. 46 00:03:41,004 --> 00:03:43,554 I'd been locked in my room eating for a day and a half straight. 47 00:03:43,631 --> 00:03:45,381 I completely tuned out the world. 48 00:03:46,217 --> 00:03:48,637 Patty, you decent? 49 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:50,762 Yes. No, I'm not. 50 00:03:50,847 --> 00:03:52,807 Just give me one second. 51 00:03:52,891 --> 00:03:54,827 - Don't come in! - Patty? Are you looking at porn? 52 00:03:54,851 --> 00:03:56,451 Yes, I am looking at porn! 53 00:03:56,477 --> 00:03:59,307 Okay, well, don't pay for it. There's a lot of free sites. 54 00:03:59,397 --> 00:04:01,397 I'll be right there. I... 55 00:04:01,482 --> 00:04:03,652 What's going on? We're coming in. 56 00:04:07,405 --> 00:04:09,565 Hey, you guys are together, 57 00:04:09,699 --> 00:04:11,079 like, together together. 58 00:04:11,159 --> 00:04:13,749 Yeah. We wanted to talk to you about that. 59 00:04:13,828 --> 00:04:16,958 I am... I'm fine with it. As long as you guys are happy. 60 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:22,377 No, no. No, don't. 61 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:24,262 Don't. No, don't, ple... 62 00:04:25,715 --> 00:04:27,505 Patty, what is going on? 63 00:04:30,261 --> 00:04:33,511 I'm just... I'm scared about Miss American Lady. 64 00:04:33,598 --> 00:04:35,518 I've never competed without you before. 65 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:39,814 Well, you don't have to. 66 00:04:40,688 --> 00:04:43,478 If you're still up for it, I want to coach you again. 67 00:04:44,317 --> 00:04:46,736 - You do? - It'd sure make me feel better. 68 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:50,319 An extra set of eyes on you with the pageant killer still out there. 69 00:04:50,406 --> 00:04:52,866 But, Bob, I thought you said you were bad for me. 70 00:04:54,077 --> 00:04:55,447 I'm gonna let you two talk. 71 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:00,450 Patty. 72 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:01,998 Look, 73 00:05:03,711 --> 00:05:06,271 now that I've found my own success... 74 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:07,843 ... I'm a new me. 75 00:05:08,258 --> 00:05:11,468 Which means we can be a new version of us. 76 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:12,968 It will be different this time. 77 00:05:13,054 --> 00:05:14,894 Besides, we've come this far. 78 00:05:14,973 --> 00:05:19,233 I think we owe it to ourselves to give it one more shot, 79 00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:21,190 but I need you to promise me something. 80 00:05:21,271 --> 00:05:22,561 Yeah. No, yeah. Anything. 81 00:05:22,981 --> 00:05:24,651 Okay, I'm Mayor now, 82 00:05:24,732 --> 00:05:27,992 so no more shenanigans, no more drama, 83 00:05:28,069 --> 00:05:31,699 and you have to be honest. 84 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:36,451 Yes. Absolutely. 85 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:38,660 I promise. 86 00:05:39,163 --> 00:05:40,793 Mm... 87 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:44,422 Something smells ripe. 88 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:46,001 Oh, yeah. 89 00:05:46,087 --> 00:05:47,607 I'm gonna take a shower and get ready. 90 00:05:47,672 --> 00:05:48,802 Call you in a few hours? 91 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:50,841 No. I'm gonna wait downstairs. 92 00:05:51,009 --> 00:05:52,049 There's no time to spare. 93 00:05:52,135 --> 00:05:54,595 We leave for Miss American Lady tomorrow morning, 94 00:05:54,679 --> 00:05:56,679 and we've got shopping to do. 95 00:05:56,764 --> 00:05:58,224 - Ooh... - Ooh... 96 00:05:58,775 --> 00:05:59,805 Fuck! 97 00:05:59,892 --> 00:06:02,562 Shh... 98 00:06:07,025 --> 00:06:08,405 With Bob downstairs, 99 00:06:08,406 --> 00:06:10,462 getting rid of Stella Rose's body would have to wait. 100 00:06:10,486 --> 00:06:13,204 I just needed to do something about the smell. 101 00:06:18,995 --> 00:06:21,535 Patty, let's go. Now. 102 00:06:21,622 --> 00:06:23,212 Hang on. I gotta change. 103 00:06:23,291 --> 00:06:25,001 At least one of us smelled better. 104 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:29,868 Bob, honey? The door was open. 105 00:06:29,922 --> 00:06:31,552 Are you here? 106 00:06:31,924 --> 00:06:32,924 Hey. 107 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:36,848 - Hey. - Oh, sweetheart. 108 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:40,813 I know this is a hard time for you right now. 109 00:06:41,809 --> 00:06:44,809 But I have some news that I have to share with you. 110 00:06:44,896 --> 00:06:45,896 Okay. 111 00:06:45,938 --> 00:06:49,438 After the drama of the debate, I got some national attention. 112 00:06:49,525 --> 00:06:54,565 And, well, an investor called me and he wants to fund Tampoozle 113 00:06:54,655 --> 00:06:56,445 and make it like a TOMS Shoes. 114 00:06:56,532 --> 00:06:59,332 So each box of Tampoozles that they sell, 115 00:06:59,410 --> 00:07:03,460 they'll donate one to a woman in need of feminine hygiene products 116 00:07:03,539 --> 00:07:05,789 with no pink tax, which is... great. 117 00:07:05,875 --> 00:07:07,495 I'm gonna meet with him this afternoon, 118 00:07:07,585 --> 00:07:11,795 and, well, if that meeting goes well, I'll be moving to Atlanta. 119 00:07:13,591 --> 00:07:14,591 Move? 120 00:07:15,426 --> 00:07:18,894 - I thought you decided to have the baby. - So? 121 00:07:18,971 --> 00:07:22,481 So do you really want to start a new business on top of all that? 122 00:07:22,558 --> 00:07:25,478 I mean, isn't that too much to handle on your own? 123 00:07:26,104 --> 00:07:27,154 Wow! 124 00:07:28,398 --> 00:07:29,598 Way to be supportive. 125 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:32,029 Well, I want to be supportive. I... 126 00:07:32,193 --> 00:07:33,743 Especially if I'm the father. 127 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:34,860 Let's say you are. 128 00:07:34,946 --> 00:07:38,066 You want to move to Atlanta with me and help me raise the kid? 129 00:07:38,241 --> 00:07:41,451 No, that'd feel too much like me and Etta Mae all over again, 130 00:07:41,577 --> 00:07:42,997 but I need a fresh start, 131 00:07:43,121 --> 00:07:45,831 and if I'm gonna have any chance of having that, 132 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,750 I can't be wondering if there's another kid out there that's mine 133 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:51,415 and I'm not taking responsibility for him or her. 134 00:07:51,879 --> 00:07:54,469 I did that once. I don't want to make the same mistake twice. 135 00:07:56,050 --> 00:07:58,260 I need to know who the father is. 136 00:08:01,305 --> 00:08:02,305 Okay. 137 00:08:03,224 --> 00:08:05,774 All I need from you is a sample. 138 00:08:06,144 --> 00:08:07,274 What, right now? 139 00:08:07,645 --> 00:08:09,305 No, no, no! 140 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:11,266 A cheek swab. 141 00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:13,438 I knew that. 142 00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:16,987 Is this really the mall where I got taken? 143 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:18,029 Yeah. 144 00:08:18,322 --> 00:08:19,322 It's so nice... 145 00:08:20,158 --> 00:08:21,868 finally being back here with you. 146 00:08:22,076 --> 00:08:24,576 I should have never left you alone. 147 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:31,036 Be right back. 148 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:40,090 "A happy life is just in front of you." 149 00:08:40,178 --> 00:08:41,298 Dixie, baby? 150 00:08:43,181 --> 00:08:44,771 Momma! 151 00:08:44,849 --> 00:08:46,559 Oh, I was hoping you'd say that. 152 00:08:46,934 --> 00:08:47,934 Okay, come on. 153 00:08:48,019 --> 00:08:51,269 We're gonna have some fun. I got a plan. 154 00:08:51,355 --> 00:08:53,225 Okay. 155 00:08:58,696 --> 00:09:02,276 What makes Miss American Lady different from all the other pageants 156 00:09:02,366 --> 00:09:04,536 is that this one will be televised. 157 00:09:04,619 --> 00:09:08,619 You will be in HD, and the camera doesn't lie. 158 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:15,168 The audience will be able to see every pore. 159 00:09:16,047 --> 00:09:19,717 We have to hide every flaw... 160 00:09:20,510 --> 00:09:23,010 ... every blemish. 161 00:09:23,137 --> 00:09:26,427 We'll contour your cheeks, 162 00:09:26,516 --> 00:09:27,636 strengthen your jaw. 163 00:09:28,726 --> 00:09:30,056 What's wrong with my jaw? 164 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:32,436 Nothing, when I'm done with you. 165 00:09:36,567 --> 00:09:40,527 Now that we have your make-up done, it is time for a camera test. 166 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:42,508 Find your light and make sure 167 00:09:42,532 --> 00:09:43,532 to keep your chin up. 168 00:09:45,409 --> 00:09:47,369 Patty, you have company. 169 00:09:47,453 --> 00:09:48,453 Pastor Mike! 170 00:09:48,913 --> 00:09:50,923 We need to talk about Christian's phone. 171 00:09:52,208 --> 00:09:54,128 - You told him? - Why wouldn't she? 172 00:09:54,168 --> 00:09:55,628 Unless you have something to hide. 173 00:09:55,711 --> 00:09:57,272 You said not to go to the cops, 174 00:09:57,296 --> 00:10:00,466 so I used the Find My Phone app, and the phone never even left Georgia. 175 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:03,717 He told Magnolia he was going to California, so I went to Pastor Mike 176 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:07,183 - to see if he had any information. - I was just as confused as Nonnie. 177 00:10:07,390 --> 00:10:08,890 How did you get his phone? 178 00:10:11,561 --> 00:10:12,561 I don't know. 179 00:10:12,687 --> 00:10:15,517 He must have put it in my purse to track me. 180 00:10:15,940 --> 00:10:17,860 He's a stalker. He's done stuff like that before. 181 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:19,360 Or you're lying. 182 00:10:19,443 --> 00:10:23,033 You get your hand off my daughter. Now. 183 00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:25,832 You did something to him. I can feel it. 184 00:10:25,908 --> 00:10:29,078 Yeah, and last time I saw you, you said she was possessed. 185 00:10:31,289 --> 00:10:32,999 You're having impure thoughts... 186 00:10:33,749 --> 00:10:34,749 about him! 187 00:10:35,459 --> 00:10:37,839 - And what is a Mississippi Milkshake? - Eww. 188 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:39,840 You know what? Just get the hell out of my house. 189 00:10:39,922 --> 00:10:42,302 You're not getting away with this. I am calling the police. 190 00:10:42,383 --> 00:10:44,183 - Get out. - Can I speak to you? 191 00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:46,600 For a moment? Alone? 192 00:10:50,641 --> 00:10:53,561 What's a Mississippi Milkshake? 193 00:10:57,732 --> 00:11:00,742 You knew Nonnie found the phone, and you didn't tell me? 194 00:11:00,818 --> 00:11:03,608 - You said no more drama. - I also said no more secrets. 195 00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:05,906 He is going to the police. 196 00:11:05,990 --> 00:11:08,185 Okay, so let's think. The body is gone. 197 00:11:08,186 --> 00:11:09,580 You took care of the car, right? 198 00:11:09,660 --> 00:11:13,460 Yes. I took the car to the junkyard and paid Junkyard Bob to crush it. 199 00:11:13,748 --> 00:11:15,668 And you watched it go through the crusher, right? 200 00:11:17,168 --> 00:11:18,168 What? 201 00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,057 Seriously? 202 00:11:21,088 --> 00:11:22,468 Oh, my God! 203 00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:25,128 Christian's car. It's just been sitting here the whole time? 204 00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:27,347 He said he was gonna take care of it. 205 00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:30,401 Did you at least get rid of the... 206 00:11:32,683 --> 00:11:35,733 Bob, this is a murder weapon. I could have been arrested. 207 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:38,105 Need I remind you which one of us killed somebody? 208 00:11:39,857 --> 00:11:41,537 Okay. We don't have to play the blame game. 209 00:11:42,151 --> 00:11:44,111 We need to crush this car right now. 210 00:11:44,195 --> 00:11:45,695 How? Junkyard Bob isn't here. 211 00:11:49,283 --> 00:11:51,243 Really? You had to put on the overalls? 212 00:11:52,119 --> 00:11:53,869 What? It was a $4,000 suit. 213 00:11:54,372 --> 00:11:57,082 Bye-bye, evidence. Bye-bye, drama. 214 00:11:57,708 --> 00:12:00,088 Hey, did you empty the gas tank? 215 00:12:00,670 --> 00:12:01,960 What? 216 00:12:03,464 --> 00:12:07,014 I should've taken that car as a sign that even with the new me, 217 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:10,053 Patty's and my relationship was nothing but combustible. 218 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:13,467 I should have taken that car as a sign 219 00:12:14,016 --> 00:12:16,386 to get rid of this evidence right away. 220 00:12:19,188 --> 00:12:23,358 But now I was more concerned about my own body than Stella Rose's. 221 00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,540 I had just had the binge of my life, 222 00:12:26,541 --> 00:12:29,530 and Miss American Lady was just days away. 223 00:12:30,241 --> 00:12:32,871 And everyone knows the camera adds ten pounds. 224 00:12:43,254 --> 00:12:45,214 Clearly, my priorities were out of whack. 225 00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:26,296 Shit, shit, shit! 226 00:13:27,131 --> 00:13:28,721 I needed to get rid of this body 227 00:13:28,799 --> 00:13:30,969 before Bob picked me up for Miss American Lady. 228 00:13:39,769 --> 00:13:40,769 Patty! 229 00:13:41,103 --> 00:13:43,613 Bob. Wh... You're early. 230 00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:44,859 Oh, you look terrible. 231 00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:46,740 Are those the same clothes you wore yesterday? 232 00:13:46,776 --> 00:13:47,776 I'm not ready. 233 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:49,194 What's all this? 234 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:50,565 I rented a van 235 00:13:50,654 --> 00:13:54,074 so we can transport the entire entourage to Chicago in one car! 236 00:13:54,617 --> 00:13:55,617 Entourage? 237 00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:56,948 Woot, woot! 238 00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:59,286 Miss American Lady, here we come! 239 00:13:59,497 --> 00:14:00,787 And I decorated the van. 240 00:14:01,791 --> 00:14:03,751 Wow. You guys really went all out. 241 00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:05,876 Plus, I got you security. 242 00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:08,632 Oh, my God! Officer Greg. 243 00:14:08,839 --> 00:14:11,067 - What are you doing here? - Nonnie asked me to come along. 244 00:14:11,091 --> 00:14:13,251 If Christian's still stalking you, you need protection. 245 00:14:13,594 --> 00:14:16,934 No! I mean, that's sweet, but no. 246 00:14:17,014 --> 00:14:18,675 I would hate to take you off your beat. 247 00:14:18,676 --> 00:14:20,604 The people of Masonville need you. 248 00:14:20,684 --> 00:14:24,024 No way! Everyone's saying another girl could die, 249 00:14:24,104 --> 00:14:27,234 and I'm kind of hoping if I'm the one to catch the pageant killer, 250 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:30,986 - I'll finally make detective. You know? - Ready to hit the road? 251 00:14:31,362 --> 00:14:32,362 Let me get that for ya. 252 00:14:32,363 --> 00:14:33,993 No, no, no, no, no! 253 00:14:34,114 --> 00:14:36,164 Go upstairs and change. 254 00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:38,739 So much for leaving my baggage behind. 255 00:14:41,622 --> 00:14:44,882 Look, kids. The Hancock Building. The Sears Tower! 256 00:14:49,004 --> 00:14:51,134 We need a name for us. 257 00:14:51,215 --> 00:14:53,795 Bangie. Mm. 258 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,010 Bobange. Mm... 259 00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,256 Oh... 260 00:14:59,306 --> 00:15:00,306 Angob. 261 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:08,726 Sounds serious. 262 00:15:10,025 --> 00:15:11,025 Yeah, it could be. 263 00:15:13,988 --> 00:15:17,198 I mean, I care about you. I don't want this to just be about sex. 264 00:15:20,411 --> 00:15:21,891 I don't either. 265 00:15:23,038 --> 00:15:26,288 But I... I'm fine taking it slow. I... 266 00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,740 You just got out of a 20-year marriage 267 00:15:28,741 --> 00:15:31,665 and broke up with your first boyfriend. 268 00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:37,546 If you still want to date guys, I get it. 269 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:40,506 Angie, just 'cause I'm bi doesn't mean I can't commit. 270 00:15:40,598 --> 00:15:43,308 Well, you couldn't with Bob or Coralee, so... 271 00:15:43,434 --> 00:15:44,894 Yeah, but that's totally different. 272 00:15:45,936 --> 00:15:48,766 With them I always felt like something was missing, but... 273 00:15:50,065 --> 00:15:51,395 I don't feel like that with you. 274 00:15:53,611 --> 00:15:54,611 Now. 275 00:15:54,778 --> 00:15:56,108 What if that changes? 276 00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,077 Do you still want to see other people? 277 00:16:01,368 --> 00:16:02,368 It's okay. 278 00:16:03,287 --> 00:16:04,657 You can say anything to me. 279 00:16:06,624 --> 00:16:07,674 Don't get me wrong. 280 00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:11,545 This is the happiest I've been since... 281 00:16:12,046 --> 00:16:14,506 well, since the Dukes of Hazzard came out on DVD, 282 00:16:16,258 --> 00:16:19,968 and if there was anyone I would want to commit to, it'd be you. 283 00:16:20,054 --> 00:16:21,264 You're... 284 00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,767 smart and weird... 285 00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:27,349 And you're sexy as hell, 286 00:16:28,729 --> 00:16:29,809 but I know myself, 287 00:16:30,481 --> 00:16:33,781 and I just... I don't want to pretend to be something I'm not. 288 00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:34,859 Especially not with you. 289 00:16:34,902 --> 00:16:36,902 Like I said, let's be open. 290 00:16:37,821 --> 00:16:40,701 Exactly. Let's be open, and honest, and... 291 00:16:40,783 --> 00:16:42,163 No, but... 292 00:16:42,618 --> 00:16:45,248 Let's be in an open relationship. 293 00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:46,704 You... 294 00:16:48,082 --> 00:16:50,042 You'd do that for me? 295 00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,335 Yeah, if that's what you feel like you really need. 296 00:16:53,295 --> 00:16:56,625 I've never had anyone willing to try that for me before. 297 00:16:56,966 --> 00:16:58,876 Well, there's a first time for everything. 298 00:17:02,513 --> 00:17:03,723 Mm... 299 00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:06,891 Wow. 300 00:17:08,435 --> 00:17:10,435 The fact that you're willing... 301 00:17:10,938 --> 00:17:13,068 to do that for me makes me... 302 00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:14,820 not want to do it at all. 303 00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:23,531 Tomorrow was the biggest day of my life, 304 00:17:23,617 --> 00:17:26,787 but I wasn't going to sleep. Not with Stella Rose in the room. 305 00:17:26,996 --> 00:17:29,456 Maybe I could sneak away while Nonnie was sleeping. 306 00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:32,382 If I could just get rid of Officer Greg. 307 00:17:35,295 --> 00:17:37,680 Hey, did you want to go away for a minute? 308 00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,085 Take a break, maybe have a snack? 309 00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:41,221 No need. I have supplies. 310 00:17:41,301 --> 00:17:42,721 Plus, I'm wearing a man diaper, 311 00:17:42,803 --> 00:17:45,183 so I can go straight through to the morning. 312 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:46,264 That's great. 313 00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:47,598 Okay. 314 00:17:47,725 --> 00:17:50,055 Did you really have to bring him along? 315 00:17:50,144 --> 00:17:52,234 Well, I feel safer knowing he's around, 316 00:17:52,354 --> 00:17:54,484 and I've been doing some more digging about Christian. 317 00:17:54,898 --> 00:17:55,938 It keeps getting weirder. 318 00:17:56,734 --> 00:17:57,734 Really? 319 00:17:57,776 --> 00:17:59,446 I downloaded all of his texts, 320 00:18:00,029 --> 00:18:01,029 and look... 321 00:18:01,155 --> 00:18:03,985 The way he texted totally changed after he disappeared. 322 00:18:04,074 --> 00:18:07,494 He started using full sentences, proper punctuation. 323 00:18:07,578 --> 00:18:08,788 He even used emojis. 324 00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:11,500 It's super freaky. 325 00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:15,381 I'm starting to think maybe someone else had his phone. 326 00:18:16,754 --> 00:18:17,754 Like who? 327 00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,206 I don't know. 328 00:18:20,924 --> 00:18:23,144 Can we please talk about something else? 329 00:18:23,427 --> 00:18:24,732 I just need to relax before the pageant, 330 00:18:24,733 --> 00:18:27,133 and I don't want to start eating. 331 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:29,635 Okay. What do you want to talk about? 332 00:18:30,059 --> 00:18:31,389 Uh... I don't care. 333 00:18:31,852 --> 00:18:33,482 TV? Movies? 334 00:18:33,771 --> 00:18:35,611 What about your mom and Bob? 335 00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:37,519 I mean, that's got to be weird, huh? 336 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,160 No weirder than me sharing a room 337 00:18:42,161 --> 00:18:44,030 with my best friend who wants to be a cop 338 00:18:44,114 --> 00:18:46,034 and a body I couldn't get rid of. 339 00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:48,826 I was just going to have to keep it 340 00:18:48,911 --> 00:18:50,311 by my side until after the pageant. 341 00:18:51,121 --> 00:18:53,501 My goodness, this suitcase is heavy. 342 00:18:54,374 --> 00:18:56,814 Do you really have to bring that with you everywhere? 343 00:18:56,919 --> 00:18:57,919 Yes. 344 00:18:58,212 --> 00:18:59,772 What if someone spills something on me, 345 00:18:59,797 --> 00:19:03,007 or I'm wearing the same thing as someone else? I have to have options. 346 00:19:03,092 --> 00:19:04,262 Okay, whatever you need. 347 00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:06,763 Listen, we have a very busy schedule today. 348 00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:08,555 We start with today's meet and greet, 349 00:19:08,639 --> 00:19:10,809 - and then we have a press junket. - Patty! 350 00:19:13,227 --> 00:19:14,897 Magnolia, what are you doing here? 351 00:19:14,978 --> 00:19:16,938 - Competing. - What? How? 352 00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:18,772 A lot of state winners have backed out. 353 00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:20,406 With the pageant killer still out there, 354 00:19:20,407 --> 00:19:22,147 they're all too scared of getting killed. 355 00:19:22,236 --> 00:19:25,606 And since my mom lives in Connecticut now, I'm technically a resident, 356 00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:27,487 so we wrote the board a check, 357 00:19:27,574 --> 00:19:30,914 and now you're looking at the new Miss Connecticut American Lady. 358 00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:32,786 Wait, you're letting her compete? 359 00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:34,078 After Roxy? 360 00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:37,633 What? We're all thinking it. 361 00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:39,839 Well, I tried to talk her out of it, 362 00:19:39,962 --> 00:19:43,172 but last time I said no, she blacked out for two days, 363 00:19:43,257 --> 00:19:46,169 so figured the least I could do is be here to keep her safe. 364 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:47,170 Brick's here, too. 365 00:19:47,177 --> 00:19:49,847 - He's back in the room sleeping in. - He is? 366 00:19:50,305 --> 00:19:51,545 I wonder why he didn't tell me. 367 00:19:51,598 --> 00:19:55,388 It was a last minute decision, but I was very persuasive. 368 00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:00,815 Holy shit! 369 00:20:03,986 --> 00:20:04,986 Excuse me. 370 00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:10,575 Was this another ghost? I thought Heather Christina Pamela Kendell 371 00:20:10,659 --> 00:20:12,579 Jackson-Johnson was dead. 372 00:20:12,661 --> 00:20:13,741 What the hell? 373 00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:16,580 I thought Heather Christina Pamela Kendell Jackson-Johnson was dead. 374 00:20:16,707 --> 00:20:17,877 Wait, you see her, too? 375 00:20:18,292 --> 00:20:20,652 Of course, she's standing right there. 376 00:20:21,211 --> 00:20:23,051 Heather Christina Pamela Kendell? 377 00:20:24,798 --> 00:20:26,468 Pamela Kendell Heather Christina. 378 00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:28,679 I'm Heather's evil twin. 379 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,430 Wait, Heather wasn't the evil one? 380 00:20:30,554 --> 00:20:33,064 I'm competing to honor her memory. 381 00:20:33,223 --> 00:20:36,353 We grew up in separate households. I'm Miss California. 382 00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:38,345 - And I'm coaching her. - Gloria? 383 00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:39,910 I spent the last year 384 00:20:39,911 --> 00:20:42,977 touring the country looking for the best of the best. 385 00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:44,857 And Pamela is it. 386 00:20:45,861 --> 00:20:48,031 Formerly blind, currently blonde, 387 00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:49,323 she's unstoppable. 388 00:20:49,865 --> 00:20:51,775 I would have coached you, Patty, 389 00:20:51,867 --> 00:20:54,077 back when I thought you blew up those girls, 390 00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:57,497 but then you got exonerated. 391 00:20:59,374 --> 00:21:00,374 Too bad. 392 00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:02,709 You could have been a real winner. 393 00:21:05,339 --> 00:21:08,379 Yeah, okay. Let's get you in this press line. 394 00:21:08,508 --> 00:21:10,718 Seeing Gloria was a sign, 395 00:21:11,178 --> 00:21:13,364 a reminder of what she had told me 396 00:21:13,388 --> 00:21:16,518 at state, that winning would erase my past. 397 00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:19,562 Once I got the crown, I could get rid of 398 00:21:19,686 --> 00:21:21,976 Stella Rose and be reborn. 399 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:27,650 But I'd only ever won by default, and Magnolia never lost. 400 00:21:27,778 --> 00:21:30,448 My platform is animal mascot awareness. 401 00:21:30,739 --> 00:21:34,529 I want to raise money to build a sanctuary for retired animal mascots 402 00:21:34,743 --> 00:21:38,043 like dogs and bulls and bulldogs. 403 00:21:38,538 --> 00:21:40,748 Instead of being forced to entertain people, 404 00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:44,588 people can come and entertain them because they deserve it. 405 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:46,667 Thank you. 406 00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:49,218 And Pamela had the best coach in the world. 407 00:21:49,299 --> 00:21:51,679 My platform is organ donation. 408 00:21:52,261 --> 00:21:55,261 I've donated a kidney, a piece of my intestine, 409 00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:57,847 my appendix, and a glass eye. 410 00:21:57,975 --> 00:21:59,055 Thank you. 411 00:22:00,060 --> 00:22:01,440 But really, you're welcome. 412 00:22:04,982 --> 00:22:08,072 But by the skin of my teeth, I made it through preliminaries... 413 00:22:08,151 --> 00:22:10,571 ... to the top 25. 414 00:22:10,654 --> 00:22:13,204 To the top 15, 415 00:22:13,657 --> 00:22:16,327 and then to the biggest night of all. 416 00:22:17,411 --> 00:22:19,041 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 417 00:22:19,121 --> 00:22:20,961 I am your host, Brazen Moorehead, 418 00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:25,289 and welcome to the 47th Annual Miss American Lady. 419 00:22:27,671 --> 00:22:31,341 And now, please welcome back to the stage our top ten finalists 420 00:22:31,425 --> 00:22:33,295 in this year's competition. 421 00:22:33,677 --> 00:22:36,217 Miss Arkansas, Suzanne Juliette. 422 00:22:36,638 --> 00:22:40,768 Miss California, Pamela Kendell Heather Christina Jackson-Johnson. 423 00:22:41,018 --> 00:22:42,938 Miss Georgia, Patty Bladell. 424 00:22:44,354 --> 00:22:46,864 I can't believe you're out here instead of backstage. 425 00:22:47,190 --> 00:22:49,780 I know, but Patty insisted she needed her space. 426 00:22:49,860 --> 00:22:51,820 Miss Florida, Rene Hill. 427 00:22:52,154 --> 00:22:55,074 Miss Connecticut, Magnolia Barnard. 428 00:22:55,324 --> 00:22:57,844 Shouldn't you be guarding Patty? 429 00:22:57,868 --> 00:23:00,828 No way. I've never been to a Miss American Lady before. 430 00:23:00,912 --> 00:23:01,912 I want to see the show. 431 00:23:01,997 --> 00:23:04,207 And now, please welcome all of our contestants 432 00:23:04,291 --> 00:23:06,400 as they celebrate the strength and beauty 433 00:23:06,401 --> 00:23:09,131 of the modern Miss American Lady. 434 00:23:10,964 --> 00:23:13,184 ♪ I got hips ♪ 435 00:23:14,634 --> 00:23:17,474 ♪ I know how to move them ♪ 436 00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:22,097 ♪ I also have a brain ♪ 437 00:23:23,518 --> 00:23:28,358 ♪ My heart is beating loud, loud, loud 'cause I need you to know ♪ 438 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:31,030 ♪ That I'm a modern girl ♪ 439 00:23:32,235 --> 00:23:35,195 ♪ And I'm ready for a modern world ♪ 440 00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:37,117 ♪ Don't treat me, treat me like that ♪ 441 00:23:37,949 --> 00:23:39,619 ♪ Modern girl ♪ 442 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:44,040 I was nine girls away from making all of my dreams come true, 443 00:23:44,247 --> 00:23:46,747 and I wasn't gonna let anyone get in my way. 444 00:23:46,833 --> 00:23:49,423 Are you sure about that, Patty? 445 00:23:49,503 --> 00:23:51,423 What if Bob finds me? 446 00:23:51,546 --> 00:23:55,216 He won't. He's in the audience, and I locked my dressing room door. 447 00:23:55,425 --> 00:23:57,545 You can't hide the truth forever. 448 00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:59,466 I could until after I won. 449 00:24:04,226 --> 00:24:06,146 Dad, you should be out in the audience 450 00:24:06,228 --> 00:24:07,388 where you can enjoy the show. 451 00:24:07,437 --> 00:24:11,727 Oh, no. I will be in the wings the entire time keeping watch. 452 00:24:11,858 --> 00:24:13,028 I'm not taking any chances 453 00:24:13,110 --> 00:24:14,860 with that pageant killer still on the loose. 454 00:24:14,945 --> 00:24:17,655 Whatever. Brick, did you fix the latch? 455 00:24:17,864 --> 00:24:19,180 I can't. It's still catching. 456 00:24:19,181 --> 00:24:21,204 You sure this is the trick you want to do? 457 00:24:21,284 --> 00:24:23,638 You've never done it without me or in a straitjacket before. 458 00:24:23,662 --> 00:24:25,862 - I just want to make sure you nail it. - It'll be fine. 459 00:24:25,997 --> 00:24:28,667 I'm just sorry you can't be on stage with me. 460 00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:31,035 I only got into this whole magic thing because of you. 461 00:24:31,169 --> 00:24:32,169 No, that's okay. 462 00:24:32,295 --> 00:24:34,135 I actually think I may have found my own thing. 463 00:24:34,464 --> 00:24:35,784 I tried to do another 464 00:24:35,841 --> 00:24:36,921 Good Guys video last night, 465 00:24:36,967 --> 00:24:38,797 - but it didn't work out. - It's lame. 466 00:24:39,261 --> 00:24:40,261 Lame! 467 00:24:41,263 --> 00:24:42,723 Lame, lame, lame. 468 00:24:42,806 --> 00:24:44,450 I thought I turned the camera off, 469 00:24:44,474 --> 00:24:45,554 but I guess I turned it on. 470 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,245 What were you doing? 471 00:24:47,269 --> 00:24:49,899 Eating a cookie with my shirt off. 472 00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:56,189 And it got, like, almost a million views, 473 00:24:56,278 --> 00:24:59,448 and I've got cookie companies already reaching out to sponsor me, 474 00:24:59,531 --> 00:25:01,621 and other people asking me to eat other stuff, 475 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:03,740 so it looks like I might be an influencer after all. 476 00:25:03,785 --> 00:25:06,655 That totally makes sense. 477 00:25:06,746 --> 00:25:09,166 Magnolia, two minutes. 478 00:25:09,416 --> 00:25:11,996 ♪ Dance for the moment ♪ 479 00:25:12,085 --> 00:25:13,925 ♪ Dance through the music ♪ 480 00:25:14,004 --> 00:25:17,384 ♪ This is our day to shine ♪ 481 00:25:18,383 --> 00:25:20,023 Thank you, Patty Bladell, 482 00:25:20,024 --> 00:25:22,103 for that impressive capoeira routine. 483 00:25:22,971 --> 00:25:26,891 Up next, Miss Connecticut American Lady, Magnolia Barnard. 484 00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:40,948 Let's go, Mag! 485 00:25:41,031 --> 00:25:42,371 Thank you. 486 00:25:42,532 --> 00:25:45,332 I will now attempt a trick inspired by Houdini. 487 00:25:45,619 --> 00:25:48,539 The famous straitjacket trunk escape. 488 00:25:59,466 --> 00:26:01,066 Oh, come on. 489 00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:13,062 Help! Help me! Help! 490 00:26:13,104 --> 00:26:15,744 - Patty, what's happening? - Do it now. She's seen us. You have to. 491 00:26:15,774 --> 00:26:17,614 Do what? No! 492 00:26:17,776 --> 00:26:19,276 Run! 493 00:26:22,197 --> 00:26:24,237 - Patty... - I'm a good person. 494 00:26:24,324 --> 00:26:25,624 I'm a good person! 495 00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:27,540 I'm good person! 496 00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:28,789 I'm a good person! 497 00:26:29,579 --> 00:26:32,539 I'm a good person. I'm a good person. 498 00:26:32,624 --> 00:26:34,134 I'm a good person. 499 00:26:46,513 --> 00:26:47,513 Way to go, Mag! 500 00:26:49,599 --> 00:26:51,839 - Maggie, where are you going? - Bathroom. Be right back. 501 00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:55,190 And now, please welcome Miss California American Lady, 502 00:26:55,605 --> 00:26:58,185 Pamela Kendell Heather Christina Jackson-Johnson. 503 00:27:14,499 --> 00:27:16,209 Patty, there you are. 504 00:27:16,585 --> 00:27:18,205 Hi. What are you guys doing back here? 505 00:27:18,295 --> 00:27:20,335 We came back here to tell you we're so proud of you. 506 00:27:20,380 --> 00:27:22,480 And to be honest, it is driving me crazy 507 00:27:22,481 --> 00:27:23,761 being out there in that audience 508 00:27:23,842 --> 00:27:25,342 instead of back here with you. 509 00:27:27,178 --> 00:27:28,178 What the hell? 510 00:27:31,057 --> 00:27:34,477 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 511 00:27:34,561 --> 00:27:37,322 - Wait, what is going on? - No! This can't be happening! 512 00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:39,292 - No, not again! - Patty, what are you looking for? 513 00:27:39,316 --> 00:27:42,026 - Maybe we can help? - Fuck! No, she was right here. 514 00:27:42,110 --> 00:27:43,110 - Who? - I... 515 00:27:43,403 --> 00:27:44,403 Um... 516 00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:46,536 Mom, can I please have a second alone with Bob? 517 00:27:46,615 --> 00:27:48,575 Why? There's nothing you can't say in front of me. 518 00:27:48,825 --> 00:27:49,945 Mom, please. 519 00:27:50,035 --> 00:27:51,865 Patty, who was right here? 520 00:27:53,622 --> 00:27:57,169 - I can't. - Patty! Tell me what is going on right now! 521 00:27:59,628 --> 00:28:00,708 Stella Rose. 522 00:28:01,838 --> 00:28:03,338 - Stella Rose? - Yeah. 523 00:28:03,465 --> 00:28:05,045 Who the hell is Stella Rose? 524 00:28:05,717 --> 00:28:07,547 She found me. She attacked me. 525 00:28:07,761 --> 00:28:08,971 I had to do it. 526 00:28:09,054 --> 00:28:10,314 Had to do what? 527 00:28:10,388 --> 00:28:13,058 Angie, you need to leave right now. 528 00:28:13,224 --> 00:28:14,224 No! 529 00:28:14,309 --> 00:28:16,189 Not until somebody tells me what is going on. 530 00:28:16,269 --> 00:28:17,979 Bob, please, I need your help! 531 00:28:18,063 --> 00:28:20,613 I put her in that suitcase, and then you packed it in the car, 532 00:28:20,690 --> 00:28:22,130 and now she's gone again. 533 00:28:22,734 --> 00:28:25,824 You had me drag a body across state lines? 534 00:28:26,571 --> 00:28:27,741 I'm the Mayor! 535 00:28:27,822 --> 00:28:29,662 Do you have any idea what this means? 536 00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:31,871 A body? Like a dead body? 537 00:28:31,951 --> 00:28:36,161 You promised me! No more secrets. No more lies! 538 00:28:36,623 --> 00:28:39,133 I know, but if I could just get the crown. 539 00:28:39,209 --> 00:28:41,629 If you get the crown? Where is she? 540 00:28:42,003 --> 00:28:45,133 Patty, you killed someone else? 541 00:28:45,215 --> 00:28:46,715 Someone else? What... 542 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,970 - Who is she talking about? - Nobody. 543 00:28:49,052 --> 00:28:50,142 - Mom... - No. 544 00:28:51,554 --> 00:28:52,554 This is my fault. 545 00:28:52,972 --> 00:28:53,972 It's not. 546 00:28:54,182 --> 00:28:56,602 Patty! Who is she talking about? 547 00:28:59,354 --> 00:29:00,354 It was me, okay? 548 00:29:00,397 --> 00:29:02,857 I am the one who killed all those drug dealers. 549 00:29:02,941 --> 00:29:04,401 The ones that we sunk in Gator Bog. 550 00:29:04,734 --> 00:29:05,864 Oh, my God. 551 00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:06,994 I didn't want to tell you 552 00:29:07,070 --> 00:29:09,320 'cause I didn't want you thinking that I was a murderer. 553 00:29:09,406 --> 00:29:11,736 Oh, but God, you are. 554 00:29:11,908 --> 00:29:13,698 I mean, how many bodies is it? 555 00:29:13,785 --> 00:29:15,285 What, four? Five? 556 00:29:15,370 --> 00:29:16,370 Five? 557 00:29:18,456 --> 00:29:20,544 Six. 558 00:29:22,043 --> 00:29:23,043 I killed Gordy. 559 00:29:23,503 --> 00:29:25,801 - What? - Who the hell is Gordy? 560 00:29:26,214 --> 00:29:27,924 The guy Patty thought was her dad. 561 00:29:29,342 --> 00:29:30,862 How long have you been standing there? 562 00:29:31,261 --> 00:29:33,075 Do you want to tell me why you sent me 563 00:29:33,076 --> 00:29:34,971 the same emojis Christian sent his dad? 564 00:29:35,932 --> 00:29:39,312 I... I must've seen them on your laptop and... 565 00:29:39,477 --> 00:29:40,477 Bullshit! 566 00:29:41,771 --> 00:29:43,651 - Patty, we need to talk. - Magnolia, please. 567 00:29:43,732 --> 00:29:44,892 Right now is not a good time. 568 00:29:44,941 --> 00:29:48,361 I remembered what happened with Christian. 569 00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:50,951 - I saw everything. - Oh, my God. 570 00:29:51,072 --> 00:29:53,662 What happened with Christian? 571 00:29:54,868 --> 00:29:55,868 Did you... 572 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,289 - kill him? - Wait, how did you know? 573 00:30:00,415 --> 00:30:02,075 Oh, God, there's another one. 574 00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:04,458 No, you don't... 575 00:30:04,753 --> 00:30:06,463 You don't understand. I had to. 576 00:30:06,588 --> 00:30:08,208 I thought you were my best friend. 577 00:30:08,298 --> 00:30:09,298 I am. 578 00:30:09,549 --> 00:30:11,089 I trusted you. 579 00:30:11,217 --> 00:30:12,887 Join the club. 580 00:30:13,178 --> 00:30:16,718 How could you just lie to my face like that? 581 00:30:16,848 --> 00:30:17,848 How could I not? 582 00:30:18,975 --> 00:30:19,975 Look at you. 583 00:30:21,269 --> 00:30:22,269 Look at all of you. 584 00:30:23,313 --> 00:30:25,753 The way that you're looking at me now that you know the truth. 585 00:30:29,319 --> 00:30:30,319 Tell me it's okay. 586 00:30:31,905 --> 00:30:33,815 Tell me you understand and you get it. 587 00:30:34,324 --> 00:30:35,494 You forgive me. 588 00:30:36,326 --> 00:30:38,236 Tell me I'm still the same person. 589 00:30:39,579 --> 00:30:41,749 I'm still your best friend. I'm still your daughter. 590 00:30:41,831 --> 00:30:43,711 Please... tell me. 591 00:30:44,834 --> 00:30:47,384 Tell me you still love me, no matter what. 592 00:30:54,677 --> 00:30:55,677 That's what I thought. 593 00:30:58,348 --> 00:31:00,018 Patty, two minutes until the interview. 594 00:31:00,099 --> 00:31:04,099 And up next, Miss Georgia American Lady, Patty Bladell. 595 00:31:13,696 --> 00:31:17,696 Patty Bladell, in your own words, tell us: 596 00:31:17,826 --> 00:31:20,996 what does it mean to be a lady in today's America? 597 00:31:27,669 --> 00:31:29,169 I don't think I can be here. 598 00:31:29,337 --> 00:31:32,257 Bob, please. I can't handle this alone. 599 00:31:32,340 --> 00:31:33,840 Angie, there is a body out there. 600 00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:36,465 I need you here. Please stay. 601 00:31:39,639 --> 00:31:40,889 Being a lady... 602 00:31:42,433 --> 00:31:43,563 means you have to lie. 603 00:31:47,230 --> 00:31:49,860 They say the truth will set you free, 604 00:31:50,650 --> 00:31:51,900 but there's no freedom. 605 00:31:52,485 --> 00:31:53,645 Not when you're a lady. 606 00:31:53,945 --> 00:31:55,235 You have to smile pretty 607 00:31:55,321 --> 00:31:58,531 and hide every flaw and pretend to be someone you're not. 608 00:32:00,201 --> 00:32:02,161 Because nobody really wants the truth. 609 00:32:03,079 --> 00:32:05,709 People don't want to know who you really are, 610 00:32:06,916 --> 00:32:07,956 how you feel, 611 00:32:08,835 --> 00:32:09,835 what you've done. 612 00:32:10,837 --> 00:32:11,837 They say they do, 613 00:32:14,132 --> 00:32:17,472 but they just want the version of you 614 00:32:18,177 --> 00:32:19,387 that they think you are. 615 00:32:20,555 --> 00:32:21,885 Because the real you is... 616 00:32:23,016 --> 00:32:24,176 too much... 617 00:32:25,727 --> 00:32:27,057 and never enough. 618 00:32:29,731 --> 00:32:32,231 Be the most you you can be. It's such bullshit. 619 00:32:32,442 --> 00:32:33,572 What if you're broken? 620 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:35,360 What if you're... 621 00:32:35,945 --> 00:32:39,655 so tired of faking it that you feel sick? 622 00:32:40,366 --> 00:32:44,076 What if you're so angry you're homicidal? 623 00:32:45,288 --> 00:32:46,288 What if you're me? 624 00:32:48,958 --> 00:32:50,998 This is who I am, America, 625 00:32:51,794 --> 00:32:53,174 and I'm not a fucking lady. 626 00:33:06,267 --> 00:33:08,597 Speak it, sister! You showed the real you! 627 00:33:08,770 --> 00:33:10,610 Fuck being a motherfuckin' lady! 628 00:33:10,730 --> 00:33:12,440 I'm homicidal, too! 629 00:33:20,698 --> 00:33:23,658 Patty! Patty! Patty! 630 00:33:24,243 --> 00:33:25,243 They love her. 631 00:33:25,870 --> 00:33:26,870 So do I. 632 00:33:27,205 --> 00:33:29,005 No matter what. 633 00:33:29,082 --> 00:33:31,212 I wish I would have told her. I need to tell her. 634 00:33:31,459 --> 00:33:32,709 I need some air. 635 00:33:33,044 --> 00:33:35,045 - So do I. - Thank you. 636 00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:39,470 And up next, Miss Connecticut American Lady, Magnolia Barnard. 637 00:33:43,137 --> 00:33:45,347 This was her chance to take me out. 638 00:33:45,807 --> 00:33:47,427 To kill her competition. 639 00:33:47,517 --> 00:33:50,397 Magnolia, in your own words, 640 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:54,110 what does it mean to be a lady in today's America? 641 00:33:57,068 --> 00:33:58,818 All I can say is that... 642 00:34:00,363 --> 00:34:01,493 Patty Bladell... 643 00:34:06,285 --> 00:34:08,325 is one of the bravest women I've ever met. 644 00:34:09,706 --> 00:34:11,916 She protected me when no one else would. 645 00:34:13,376 --> 00:34:15,626 So if you ask me, 646 00:34:16,713 --> 00:34:18,553 she's what it means to be a lady. 647 00:34:19,841 --> 00:34:21,842 Thank you. 648 00:34:22,218 --> 00:34:24,098 Thank you, Magnolia. 649 00:34:25,221 --> 00:34:27,311 Now we'll take a quick commercial break. 650 00:34:29,559 --> 00:34:30,559 I don't know what to say. 651 00:34:31,185 --> 00:34:32,765 The same thing I'm gonna say... 652 00:34:33,980 --> 00:34:34,980 nothing. 653 00:34:36,107 --> 00:34:37,477 You saved my life, 654 00:34:38,484 --> 00:34:39,534 so your secret... 655 00:34:40,361 --> 00:34:41,451 is safe with me. 656 00:34:56,085 --> 00:34:58,585 She was a killer, and I had helped her. 657 00:34:59,213 --> 00:35:00,857 What if I had let her turn herself in? 658 00:35:00,858 --> 00:35:02,553 Would all those people have died? 659 00:35:03,718 --> 00:35:06,258 But maybe it wasn't too late to do the right thing. 660 00:35:11,601 --> 00:35:14,081 Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats. 661 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,270 We are ready to announce the winner. 662 00:35:22,487 --> 00:35:25,027 This is an historic moment. 663 00:35:25,114 --> 00:35:28,742 The judges came to their decision in record time. 664 00:35:29,368 --> 00:35:32,328 This is Bob Barnard. You've got this. 665 00:35:32,413 --> 00:35:34,213 Bob, call me back. 666 00:35:34,290 --> 00:35:36,710 I found out who the father is. 667 00:35:48,012 --> 00:35:51,562 All of these women on stage are strong, empowered. 668 00:35:51,891 --> 00:35:54,141 Each of them will change our world. 669 00:35:54,227 --> 00:35:56,427 Where's Pamela Kendell Heather Christina? 670 00:35:56,604 --> 00:35:58,524 Who cares? They're about to announce the winner. 671 00:35:58,606 --> 00:36:01,026 Know that in the eyes of all America, 672 00:36:01,109 --> 00:36:04,489 every single one of you are winners for being here today. 673 00:36:04,946 --> 00:36:07,156 But as we know, 674 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:09,910 there can only be one to wear the crown. 675 00:36:10,368 --> 00:36:12,578 So, here we go. 676 00:36:14,455 --> 00:36:17,125 I hated Patty, but I hated myself more 677 00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:18,998 because after everything that had happened, 678 00:36:19,085 --> 00:36:20,955 I still needed to see if she won. 679 00:36:21,045 --> 00:36:23,085 Maybe I was even crazier than her. 680 00:36:27,176 --> 00:36:28,716 Regina! What the hell? 681 00:36:28,803 --> 00:36:32,683 I thought you were my mortal enemy, but now I think you're my soulmate. 682 00:36:32,765 --> 00:36:34,635 Regina, will you get off me? 683 00:36:34,809 --> 00:36:36,639 Stop it! 684 00:36:36,853 --> 00:36:38,497 What are you doing? 685 00:36:39,939 --> 00:36:42,319 - Help! Hey, somebody let me out! - Shh. Oh, no, no. 686 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,600 No, honey. Don't bother. No. There's a pageant going on. 687 00:36:44,652 --> 00:36:45,862 No one can hear you. 688 00:36:45,945 --> 00:36:50,703 Second Runner-Up: Miss New York American Lady, Debra Dinkess. 689 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:53,790 I found Stella Rose's body. 690 00:36:54,453 --> 00:36:56,543 Salted, preserved. 691 00:36:56,831 --> 00:36:59,381 - Oh, I was impressed by your work. - I didn't do that. 692 00:36:59,458 --> 00:37:00,618 Aw, honey, of course you did. 693 00:37:00,668 --> 00:37:01,918 She's your ex. 694 00:37:02,753 --> 00:37:05,303 And I have never been more turned on. 695 00:37:06,382 --> 00:37:08,302 Our First Runner-Up: 696 00:37:08,551 --> 00:37:09,971 Miss Connecticut American Lady, 697 00:37:10,052 --> 00:37:11,612 Magnolia Barnard. 698 00:37:14,223 --> 00:37:15,433 Thank you. 699 00:37:17,059 --> 00:37:18,639 Bob, it's tragic, really. 700 00:37:19,145 --> 00:37:21,055 If I'd known we were so much alike, 701 00:37:21,147 --> 00:37:23,647 things could have been different. 702 00:37:24,317 --> 00:37:26,937 But I was already so far down the road with my plan... 703 00:37:27,028 --> 00:37:28,108 What plan? 704 00:37:28,404 --> 00:37:29,404 Well... 705 00:37:30,656 --> 00:37:33,276 I put Stella Rose's body in your hotel room. 706 00:37:33,784 --> 00:37:35,704 The cops will find her there when they search it, 707 00:37:35,786 --> 00:37:36,826 but that was just a bonus. 708 00:37:36,871 --> 00:37:38,751 - Wait, you called the cops? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 709 00:37:38,789 --> 00:37:41,169 Right now, the FBI is finding 710 00:37:41,250 --> 00:37:44,170 a sick-ass serial killer stash between your walls, 711 00:37:44,295 --> 00:37:47,255 thanks to a tip courtesy of moi. 712 00:37:47,340 --> 00:37:48,510 Oh, and get this, Bob. 713 00:37:48,591 --> 00:37:50,891 They were so grateful, they agreed not to press charges 714 00:37:50,968 --> 00:37:52,968 against me for kidnapping Dixie. 715 00:37:53,054 --> 00:37:54,974 What are you talking about? What stash? 716 00:37:55,056 --> 00:37:56,346 Roxy's sash, 717 00:37:56,807 --> 00:38:00,187 Heather's yo-yos, explosives from the parade. 718 00:38:01,312 --> 00:38:04,362 I saved it all and put them there to frame you... 719 00:38:05,191 --> 00:38:07,651 'cause you ruined my life. 720 00:38:08,611 --> 00:38:10,031 Oh, my God. It's you. 721 00:38:10,613 --> 00:38:11,953 You're the pageant killer? 722 00:38:12,365 --> 00:38:14,525 No, honey. Try and keep up. 723 00:38:15,576 --> 00:38:17,246 You are. 724 00:38:17,536 --> 00:38:18,536 And the moment 725 00:38:18,621 --> 00:38:20,831 you've all been waiting for. 726 00:38:21,457 --> 00:38:25,537 The winner of this year's Miss American Lady, 727 00:38:26,379 --> 00:38:28,169 by unanimous decision: 728 00:38:28,297 --> 00:38:31,627 Miss Georgia American Lady, Patty Bladell! 729 00:38:37,348 --> 00:38:41,228 Surprise, Bob! Look! 730 00:38:42,395 --> 00:38:43,935 Oh, my God. 731 00:38:44,021 --> 00:38:47,151 I did this! I did it! I did it for you! 732 00:38:50,695 --> 00:38:53,015 Okay. Here, here, here. 733 00:38:53,364 --> 00:38:56,164 Oh, help! Help! Oh! 734 00:38:56,242 --> 00:38:58,622 - He's tryin' to kill me! - Regina! Get back here. 735 00:39:00,121 --> 00:39:01,135 Ladies and gentlemen, 736 00:39:01,136 --> 00:39:04,381 our new Miss American Lady, Patty Bladell! 737 00:39:09,630 --> 00:39:11,090 Help! Help me! 738 00:39:11,173 --> 00:39:14,296 The pageant killer's trying to kill me! 739 00:39:14,385 --> 00:39:15,885 - Help me! - No! 740 00:39:16,012 --> 00:39:17,392 No! 741 00:39:17,847 --> 00:39:18,847 No, it's her! 742 00:39:19,015 --> 00:39:20,775 She's the pageant killer! 743 00:39:21,767 --> 00:39:23,387 She's the pageant killer! 744 00:39:26,063 --> 00:39:27,863 She's... 745 00:39:30,443 --> 00:39:32,953 I did it! I caught the pageant killer! 746 00:39:34,405 --> 00:39:35,565 No, wait! 747 00:39:51,589 --> 00:39:52,589 Bob. 748 00:39:53,132 --> 00:39:54,132 Hey. 749 00:39:56,052 --> 00:39:57,812 How are you? Are you okay? 750 00:40:01,140 --> 00:40:02,680 This is pretty cool, right? 751 00:40:03,976 --> 00:40:04,976 Private room. 752 00:40:05,353 --> 00:40:06,983 No one listening in. 753 00:40:07,688 --> 00:40:10,188 It's usually just reserved for an attorney and a client. 754 00:40:10,524 --> 00:40:12,404 Which used to be us. 755 00:40:13,611 --> 00:40:16,241 But now... 756 00:40:16,447 --> 00:40:19,157 I guess being Miss American Lady has its privileges. 757 00:40:24,455 --> 00:40:25,655 Look. 758 00:40:26,499 --> 00:40:29,209 We're famous, like Drew Barrymore famous. 759 00:40:30,961 --> 00:40:34,011 I already have TV producers calling. They want to make a show about us. 760 00:40:34,590 --> 00:40:35,970 You should be in here. 761 00:40:37,551 --> 00:40:38,551 Not me. 762 00:40:39,178 --> 00:40:40,178 I know. 763 00:40:40,805 --> 00:40:42,215 It's... I'm gonna make this right. 764 00:40:42,556 --> 00:40:44,676 How? Are you gonna turn yourself in? 765 00:40:44,975 --> 00:40:47,055 I'm gonna prove that Regina was the pageant killer 766 00:40:47,144 --> 00:40:48,234 and that she set you up. 767 00:40:48,771 --> 00:40:49,771 I'm gonna find her, 768 00:40:49,855 --> 00:40:51,395 get a confession out of her, 769 00:40:51,690 --> 00:40:53,070 pin Stella Rose on her, 770 00:40:53,526 --> 00:40:55,486 and then take her out. 771 00:40:56,404 --> 00:40:57,494 Take her out? 772 00:40:57,988 --> 00:40:59,068 She deserves it. 773 00:40:59,198 --> 00:41:00,198 Like Christian, 774 00:41:00,699 --> 00:41:01,699 Gordy, 775 00:41:02,326 --> 00:41:03,326 Stella Rose. 776 00:41:04,745 --> 00:41:06,115 Oh, my God. You like it. 777 00:41:08,541 --> 00:41:09,541 What? 778 00:41:10,459 --> 00:41:11,459 Killing. 779 00:41:12,753 --> 00:41:13,963 You like it. 780 00:41:14,046 --> 00:41:16,296 Was he right? 781 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,010 Did I like it? 782 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,930 Had I been lying to myself all along? 783 00:41:28,477 --> 00:41:29,807 Maybe I wasn't a victim. 784 00:41:30,271 --> 00:41:31,441 I was empowered. 785 00:41:33,566 --> 00:41:36,236 That was the kind of lady I wanted to be. 786 00:41:37,570 --> 00:41:39,280 And now that I had the crown, 787 00:41:39,572 --> 00:41:41,242 nothing could get in my way. 788 00:41:42,450 --> 00:41:43,990 Bob, maybe you're right. 789 00:41:44,994 --> 00:41:46,124 Maybe I do like it. 790 00:41:46,704 --> 00:41:48,414 Maybe that's why I couldn't stop eating. 791 00:41:49,123 --> 00:41:50,543 I was pushing down the truth. 792 00:41:51,375 --> 00:41:52,495 What truth? 793 00:41:54,128 --> 00:41:57,208 Nothing tastes as good as killing feels. 794 00:41:59,592 --> 00:42:00,632 Oh, my God! 795 00:42:01,177 --> 00:42:02,177 Bob, thank you. 796 00:42:02,261 --> 00:42:04,851 This is amazing. I finally feel free. 797 00:42:05,473 --> 00:42:07,683 I helped her to be the most her she could be, 798 00:42:07,766 --> 00:42:10,226 and who she was, was a monster. 799 00:42:10,394 --> 00:42:12,104 I've got to go find Regina. 800 00:42:12,396 --> 00:42:13,766 I'll let you know when it's done. 801 00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:15,477 Patty. 802 00:42:15,566 --> 00:42:16,646 It was fate. 803 00:42:16,734 --> 00:42:19,784 Bob saved me, and now it was my turn to save him. 804 00:42:19,862 --> 00:42:21,242 Stop that woman! Guards! 805 00:42:21,655 --> 00:42:22,775 I had to stop her. 806 00:42:23,073 --> 00:42:24,583 I was the only one who could. 807 00:42:25,075 --> 00:42:29,075 She was my destiny. 808 00:42:29,663 --> 00:42:32,463 Patty! 809 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:38,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 58187

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