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Boo.
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No, you don't. Get back here.
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We have some unfinished business.
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You left me like roadkill.
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You tried to kill me first.
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Don't you dare put that on me.
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Die already, you crazy bitch!
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I'm... not... crazy!
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Hey.
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How's it going? What's going on?
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I found Christian's phone in your purse.
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What? Uh...
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What do you mean?
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Did you know you had it?
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No! No, he must have put it in there.
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He's still stalking me.
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Well, we should go to the police.
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No. No, I mean, just no police.
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Not until after the pageant. I can't
handle any more stress right now.
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What are you doing?
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Working out. Just promise
me, please. No cops, okay?
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Okay, fine, I promise. But...
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Okay. Good. I gotta go. Bye.
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Oh, my God.
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Fuck you! Fuck you!
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Bitch!
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Ooh!
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I should've gotten rid of that body
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right away, but I couldn't.
Not without a snack.
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For the first time in my life,
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I was on top of the world.
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I was a hometown hero,
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I won mayor by a landslide,
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and I had a budding new romance.
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Shit.
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I've got to get back to Patty.
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We've got to get ready
for Miss American Lady.
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It should have been enough. I
should have left well enough alone.
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I'll come with you.
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- To the pageant?
- Sure, why not?
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I don't take office for another month.
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Maybe I should coach
Patty one last time.
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I thought a snack would help me think,
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but it turned into the binge of my life.
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I'd been locked in my room eating
for a day and a half straight.
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I completely tuned out the world.
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Patty, you decent?
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Yes. No, I'm not.
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Just give me one second.
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- Don't come in!
- Patty? Are you looking at porn?
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Yes, I am looking at porn!
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Okay, well, don't pay for it.
There's a lot of free sites.
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I'll be right there. I...
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What's going on? We're coming in.
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Hey, you guys are together,
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like, together together.
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Yeah. We wanted to
talk to you about that.
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I am... I'm fine with it. As
long as you guys are happy.
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No, no. No, don't.
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Don't. No, don't, ple...
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Patty, what is going on?
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I'm just... I'm scared
about Miss American Lady.
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I've never competed without you before.
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Well, you don't have to.
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If you're still up for it,
I want to coach you again.
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- You do?
- It'd sure make me feel better.
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An extra set of eyes on you with
the pageant killer still out there.
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But, Bob, I thought you
said you were bad for me.
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I'm gonna let you two talk.
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Patty.
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Look,
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now that I've found my own success...
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... I'm a new me.
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Which means we can be
a new version of us.
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It will be different this time.
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Besides, we've come this far.
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I think we owe it to ourselves
to give it one more shot,
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but I need you to promise me something.
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Yeah. No, yeah. Anything.
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Okay, I'm Mayor now,
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so no more shenanigans, no more drama,
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and you have to be honest.
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Yes. Absolutely.
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I promise.
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Mm...
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Something smells ripe.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm gonna take a shower and get ready.
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Call you in a few hours?
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No. I'm gonna wait downstairs.
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There's no time to spare.
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We leave for Miss American
Lady tomorrow morning,
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and we've got shopping to do.
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- Ooh...
- Ooh...
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Fuck!
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Shh...
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With Bob downstairs,
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getting rid of Stella Rose's
body would have to wait.
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I just needed to do
something about the smell.
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Patty, let's go. Now.
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Hang on. I gotta change.
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At least one of us smelled better.
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Bob, honey? The door was open.
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Are you here?
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- Oh, sweetheart.
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I know this is a hard
time for you right now.
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But I have some news that
I have to share with you.
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Okay.
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After the drama of the debate,
I got some national attention.
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And, well, an investor called
me and he wants to fund Tampoozle
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and make it like a TOMS Shoes.
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So each box of
Tampoozles that they sell,
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they'll donate one to a woman in
need of feminine hygiene products
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with no pink tax, which is... great.
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I'm gonna meet with him this afternoon,
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and, well, if that meeting goes
well, I'll be moving to Atlanta.
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Move?
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- I thought you decided to have the baby.
- So?
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So do you really want to start a
new business on top of all that?
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I mean, isn't that too
much to handle on your own?
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Wow!
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Way to be supportive.
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Well, I want to be supportive. I...
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Especially if I'm the father.
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Let's say you are.
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You want to move to Atlanta with
me and help me raise the kid?
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No, that'd feel too much like
me and Etta Mae all over again,
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but I need a fresh start,
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and if I'm gonna have
any chance of having that,
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I can't be wondering if there's
another kid out there that's mine
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and I'm not taking
responsibility for him or her.
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I did that once. I don't want
to make the same mistake twice.
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I need to know who the father is.
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Okay.
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All I need from you is a sample.
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What, right now?
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No, no, no!
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A cheek swab.
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I knew that.
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Is this really the
mall where I got taken?
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Yeah.
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It's so nice...
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finally being back here with you.
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I should have never left you alone.
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Be right back.
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"A happy life is just in front of you."
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Dixie, baby?
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Momma!
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Oh, I was hoping you'd say that.
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Okay, come on.
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We're gonna have some fun. I got a plan.
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Okay.
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What makes Miss American Lady
different from all the other pageants
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is that this one will be televised.
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You will be in HD, and
the camera doesn't lie.
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The audience will be
able to see every pore.
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We have to hide every flaw...
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... every blemish.
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We'll contour your cheeks,
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strengthen your jaw.
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What's wrong with my jaw?
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Nothing, when I'm done with you.
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Now that we have your make-up
done, it is time for a camera test.
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Find your light and make sure
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to keep your chin up.
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Patty, you have company.
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Pastor Mike!
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We need to talk about Christian's phone.
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- You told him?
- Why wouldn't she?
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Unless you have something to hide.
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You said not to go to the cops,
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so I used the Find My Phone app, and
the phone never even left Georgia.
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He told Magnolia he was going to
California, so I went to Pastor Mike
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- to see if he had any information.
- I was just as confused as Nonnie.
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How did you get his phone?
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I don't know.
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He must have put it in
my purse to track me.
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He's a stalker. He's done
stuff like that before.
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Or you're lying.
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You get your hand off my daughter. Now.
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You did something to him. I can feel it.
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Yeah, and last time I saw you,
you said she was possessed.
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You're having impure thoughts...
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about him!
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- And what is a Mississippi Milkshake?
- Eww.
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You know what? Just get
the hell out of my house.
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You're not getting away with
this. I am calling the police.
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- Get out.
- Can I speak to you?
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For a moment? Alone?
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What's a Mississippi Milkshake?
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You knew Nonnie found the
phone, and you didn't tell me?
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- You said no more drama.
- I also said no more secrets.
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He is going to the police.
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Okay, so let's think. The body is gone.
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You took care of the car, right?
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Yes. I took the car to the junkyard
and paid Junkyard Bob to crush it.
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And you watched it go
through the crusher, right?
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What?
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Seriously?
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Oh, my God!
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Christian's car. It's just been
sitting here the whole time?
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He said he was gonna take care of it.
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Did you at least get rid of the...
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Bob, this is a murder weapon.
I could have been arrested.
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Need I remind you which
one of us killed somebody?
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Okay. We don't have
to play the blame game.
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We need to crush this car right now.
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How? Junkyard Bob isn't here.
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Really? You had to put on the overalls?
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What? It was a $4,000 suit.
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Bye-bye, evidence. Bye-bye, drama.
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Hey, did you empty the gas tank?
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What?
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I should've taken that car as a
sign that even with the new me,
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Patty's and my relationship
was nothing but combustible.
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I should have taken that car as a sign
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to get rid of this evidence right away.
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But now I was more concerned about
my own body than Stella Rose's.
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I had just had the binge of my life,
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and Miss American Lady
was just days away.
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And everyone knows the
camera adds ten pounds.
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Clearly, my priorities
were out of whack.
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Shit, shit, shit!
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I needed to get rid of this body
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before Bob picked me up
for Miss American Lady.
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Patty!
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Bob. Wh... You're early.
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Oh, you look terrible.
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Are those the same
clothes you wore yesterday?
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I'm not ready.
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What's all this?
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I rented a van
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so we can transport the entire
entourage to Chicago in one car!
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Entourage?
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Woot, woot!
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Miss American Lady, here we come!
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And I decorated the van.
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Wow. You guys really went all out.
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Plus, I got you security.
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Oh, my God! Officer Greg.
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- What are you doing here?
- Nonnie asked me to come along.
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If Christian's still stalking
you, you need protection.
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No! I mean, that's sweet, but no.
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I would hate to take you off your beat.
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The people of Masonville need you.
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No way! Everyone's saying
another girl could die,
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and I'm kind of hoping if I'm the
one to catch the pageant killer,
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- I'll finally make detective. You know?
- Ready to hit the road?
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Let me get that for ya.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Go upstairs and change.
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So much for leaving my baggage behind.
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Look, kids. The Hancock
Building. The Sears Tower!
256
00:14:49,004 --> 00:14:51,134
We need a name for us.
257
00:14:51,215 --> 00:14:53,795
Bangie. Mm.
258
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,010
Bobange. Mm...
259
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,256
Oh...
260
00:14:59,306 --> 00:15:00,306
Angob.
261
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:08,726
Sounds serious.
262
00:15:10,025 --> 00:15:11,025
Yeah, it could be.
263
00:15:13,988 --> 00:15:17,198
I mean, I care about you. I don't
want this to just be about sex.
264
00:15:20,411 --> 00:15:21,891
I don't either.
265
00:15:23,038 --> 00:15:26,288
But I... I'm fine taking it slow. I...
266
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,740
You just got out of a 20-year marriage
267
00:15:28,741 --> 00:15:31,665
and broke up with your first boyfriend.
268
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:37,546
If you still want to
date guys, I get it.
269
00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:40,506
Angie, just 'cause I'm bi
doesn't mean I can't commit.
270
00:15:40,598 --> 00:15:43,308
Well, you couldn't with
Bob or Coralee, so...
271
00:15:43,434 --> 00:15:44,894
Yeah, but that's totally different.
272
00:15:45,936 --> 00:15:48,766
With them I always felt like
something was missing, but...
273
00:15:50,065 --> 00:15:51,395
I don't feel like that with you.
274
00:15:53,611 --> 00:15:54,611
Now.
275
00:15:54,778 --> 00:15:56,108
What if that changes?
276
00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,077
Do you still want to see other people?
277
00:16:01,368 --> 00:16:02,368
It's okay.
278
00:16:03,287 --> 00:16:04,657
You can say anything to me.
279
00:16:06,624 --> 00:16:07,674
Don't get me wrong.
280
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:11,545
This is the happiest I've been since...
281
00:16:12,046 --> 00:16:14,506
well, since the Dukes of
Hazzard came out on DVD,
282
00:16:16,258 --> 00:16:19,968
and if there was anyone I would
want to commit to, it'd be you.
283
00:16:20,054 --> 00:16:21,264
You're...
284
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,767
smart and weird...
285
00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:27,349
And you're sexy as hell,
286
00:16:28,729 --> 00:16:29,809
but I know myself,
287
00:16:30,481 --> 00:16:33,781
and I just... I don't want to
pretend to be something I'm not.
288
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:34,859
Especially not with you.
289
00:16:34,902 --> 00:16:36,902
Like I said, let's be open.
290
00:16:37,821 --> 00:16:40,701
Exactly. Let's be
open, and honest, and...
291
00:16:40,783 --> 00:16:42,163
No, but...
292
00:16:42,618 --> 00:16:45,248
Let's be in an open relationship.
293
00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:46,704
You...
294
00:16:48,082 --> 00:16:50,042
You'd do that for me?
295
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,335
Yeah, if that's what you
feel like you really need.
296
00:16:53,295 --> 00:16:56,625
I've never had anyone willing
to try that for me before.
297
00:16:56,966 --> 00:16:58,876
Well, there's a first
time for everything.
298
00:17:02,513 --> 00:17:03,723
Mm...
299
00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:06,891
Wow.
300
00:17:08,435 --> 00:17:10,435
The fact that you're willing...
301
00:17:10,938 --> 00:17:13,068
to do that for me makes me...
302
00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:14,820
not want to do it at all.
303
00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:23,531
Tomorrow was the biggest day of my life,
304
00:17:23,617 --> 00:17:26,787
but I wasn't going to sleep.
Not with Stella Rose in the room.
305
00:17:26,996 --> 00:17:29,456
Maybe I could sneak away
while Nonnie was sleeping.
306
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:32,382
If I could just get rid of Officer Greg.
307
00:17:35,295 --> 00:17:37,680
Hey, did you want to
go away for a minute?
308
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,085
Take a break, maybe have a snack?
309
00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:41,221
No need. I have supplies.
310
00:17:41,301 --> 00:17:42,721
Plus, I'm wearing a man diaper,
311
00:17:42,803 --> 00:17:45,183
so I can go straight
through to the morning.
312
00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:46,264
That's great.
313
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:47,598
Okay.
314
00:17:47,725 --> 00:17:50,055
Did you really have to bring him along?
315
00:17:50,144 --> 00:17:52,234
Well, I feel safer knowing he's around,
316
00:17:52,354 --> 00:17:54,484
and I've been doing some
more digging about Christian.
317
00:17:54,898 --> 00:17:55,938
It keeps getting weirder.
318
00:17:56,734 --> 00:17:57,734
Really?
319
00:17:57,776 --> 00:17:59,446
I downloaded all of his texts,
320
00:18:00,029 --> 00:18:01,029
and look...
321
00:18:01,155 --> 00:18:03,985
The way he texted totally
changed after he disappeared.
322
00:18:04,074 --> 00:18:07,494
He started using full
sentences, proper punctuation.
323
00:18:07,578 --> 00:18:08,788
He even used emojis.
324
00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:11,500
It's super freaky.
325
00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:15,381
I'm starting to think maybe
someone else had his phone.
326
00:18:16,754 --> 00:18:17,754
Like who?
327
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,206
I don't know.
328
00:18:20,924 --> 00:18:23,144
Can we please talk about something else?
329
00:18:23,427 --> 00:18:24,732
I just need to relax before the pageant,
330
00:18:24,733 --> 00:18:27,133
and I don't want to start eating.
331
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:29,635
Okay. What do you want to talk about?
332
00:18:30,059 --> 00:18:31,389
Uh... I don't care.
333
00:18:31,852 --> 00:18:33,482
TV? Movies?
334
00:18:33,771 --> 00:18:35,611
What about your mom and Bob?
335
00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:37,519
I mean, that's got to be weird, huh?
336
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,160
No weirder than me sharing a room
337
00:18:42,161 --> 00:18:44,030
with my best friend
who wants to be a cop
338
00:18:44,114 --> 00:18:46,034
and a body I couldn't get rid of.
339
00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:48,826
I was just going to have to keep it
340
00:18:48,911 --> 00:18:50,311
by my side until after the pageant.
341
00:18:51,121 --> 00:18:53,501
My goodness, this suitcase is heavy.
342
00:18:54,374 --> 00:18:56,814
Do you really have to bring
that with you everywhere?
343
00:18:56,919 --> 00:18:57,919
Yes.
344
00:18:58,212 --> 00:18:59,772
What if someone spills something on me,
345
00:18:59,797 --> 00:19:03,007
or I'm wearing the same thing as
someone else? I have to have options.
346
00:19:03,092 --> 00:19:04,262
Okay, whatever you need.
347
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:06,763
Listen, we have a very
busy schedule today.
348
00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:08,555
We start with today's meet and greet,
349
00:19:08,639 --> 00:19:10,809
- and then we have a press junket.
- Patty!
350
00:19:13,227 --> 00:19:14,897
Magnolia, what are you doing here?
351
00:19:14,978 --> 00:19:16,938
- Competing.
- What? How?
352
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:18,772
A lot of state winners have backed out.
353
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:20,406
With the pageant killer still out there,
354
00:19:20,407 --> 00:19:22,147
they're all too scared
of getting killed.
355
00:19:22,236 --> 00:19:25,606
And since my mom lives in Connecticut
now, I'm technically a resident,
356
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:27,487
so we wrote the board a check,
357
00:19:27,574 --> 00:19:30,914
and now you're looking at the new
Miss Connecticut American Lady.
358
00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:32,786
Wait, you're letting her compete?
359
00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:34,078
After Roxy?
360
00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:37,633
What? We're all thinking it.
361
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:39,839
Well, I tried to talk her out of it,
362
00:19:39,962 --> 00:19:43,172
but last time I said no,
she blacked out for two days,
363
00:19:43,257 --> 00:19:46,169
so figured the least I could
do is be here to keep her safe.
364
00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:47,170
Brick's here, too.
365
00:19:47,177 --> 00:19:49,847
- He's back in the room sleeping in.
- He is?
366
00:19:50,305 --> 00:19:51,545
I wonder why he didn't tell me.
367
00:19:51,598 --> 00:19:55,388
It was a last minute decision,
but I was very persuasive.
368
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:00,815
Holy shit!
369
00:20:03,986 --> 00:20:04,986
Excuse me.
370
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:10,575
Was this another ghost? I thought
Heather Christina Pamela Kendell
371
00:20:10,659 --> 00:20:12,579
Jackson-Johnson was dead.
372
00:20:12,661 --> 00:20:13,741
What the hell?
373
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:16,580
I thought Heather Christina Pamela
Kendell Jackson-Johnson was dead.
374
00:20:16,707 --> 00:20:17,877
Wait, you see her, too?
375
00:20:18,292 --> 00:20:20,652
Of course, she's standing right there.
376
00:20:21,211 --> 00:20:23,051
Heather Christina Pamela Kendell?
377
00:20:24,798 --> 00:20:26,468
Pamela Kendell Heather Christina.
378
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:28,679
I'm Heather's evil twin.
379
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,430
Wait, Heather wasn't the evil one?
380
00:20:30,554 --> 00:20:33,064
I'm competing to honor her memory.
381
00:20:33,223 --> 00:20:36,353
We grew up in separate
households. I'm Miss California.
382
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:38,345
- And I'm coaching her.
- Gloria?
383
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:39,910
I spent the last year
384
00:20:39,911 --> 00:20:42,977
touring the country looking
for the best of the best.
385
00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:44,857
And Pamela is it.
386
00:20:45,861 --> 00:20:48,031
Formerly blind, currently blonde,
387
00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:49,323
she's unstoppable.
388
00:20:49,865 --> 00:20:51,775
I would have coached you, Patty,
389
00:20:51,867 --> 00:20:54,077
back when I thought
you blew up those girls,
390
00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:57,497
but then you got exonerated.
391
00:20:59,374 --> 00:21:00,374
Too bad.
392
00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:02,709
You could have been a real winner.
393
00:21:05,339 --> 00:21:08,379
Yeah, okay. Let's get
you in this press line.
394
00:21:08,508 --> 00:21:10,718
Seeing Gloria was a sign,
395
00:21:11,178 --> 00:21:13,364
a reminder of what she had told me
396
00:21:13,388 --> 00:21:16,518
at state, that winning
would erase my past.
397
00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:19,562
Once I got the crown, I could get rid of
398
00:21:19,686 --> 00:21:21,976
Stella Rose and be reborn.
399
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:27,650
But I'd only ever won by
default, and Magnolia never lost.
400
00:21:27,778 --> 00:21:30,448
My platform is animal mascot awareness.
401
00:21:30,739 --> 00:21:34,529
I want to raise money to build a
sanctuary for retired animal mascots
402
00:21:34,743 --> 00:21:38,043
like dogs and bulls and bulldogs.
403
00:21:38,538 --> 00:21:40,748
Instead of being forced
to entertain people,
404
00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:44,588
people can come and entertain
them because they deserve it.
405
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:46,667
Thank you.
406
00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:49,218
And Pamela had the
best coach in the world.
407
00:21:49,299 --> 00:21:51,679
My platform is organ donation.
408
00:21:52,261 --> 00:21:55,261
I've donated a kidney,
a piece of my intestine,
409
00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:57,847
my appendix, and a glass eye.
410
00:21:57,975 --> 00:21:59,055
Thank you.
411
00:22:00,060 --> 00:22:01,440
But really, you're welcome.
412
00:22:04,982 --> 00:22:08,072
But by the skin of my teeth, I
made it through preliminaries...
413
00:22:08,151 --> 00:22:10,571
... to the top 25.
414
00:22:10,654 --> 00:22:13,204
To the top 15,
415
00:22:13,657 --> 00:22:16,327
and then to the biggest night of all.
416
00:22:17,411 --> 00:22:19,041
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
417
00:22:19,121 --> 00:22:20,961
I am your host, Brazen Moorehead,
418
00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:25,289
and welcome to the 47th
Annual Miss American Lady.
419
00:22:27,671 --> 00:22:31,341
And now, please welcome back to
the stage our top ten finalists
420
00:22:31,425 --> 00:22:33,295
in this year's competition.
421
00:22:33,677 --> 00:22:36,217
Miss Arkansas, Suzanne Juliette.
422
00:22:36,638 --> 00:22:40,768
Miss California, Pamela Kendell
Heather Christina Jackson-Johnson.
423
00:22:41,018 --> 00:22:42,938
Miss Georgia, Patty Bladell.
424
00:22:44,354 --> 00:22:46,864
I can't believe you're out
here instead of backstage.
425
00:22:47,190 --> 00:22:49,780
I know, but Patty insisted
she needed her space.
426
00:22:49,860 --> 00:22:51,820
Miss Florida, Rene Hill.
427
00:22:52,154 --> 00:22:55,074
Miss Connecticut, Magnolia Barnard.
428
00:22:55,324 --> 00:22:57,844
Shouldn't you be guarding Patty?
429
00:22:57,868 --> 00:23:00,828
No way. I've never been to
a Miss American Lady before.
430
00:23:00,912 --> 00:23:01,912
I want to see the show.
431
00:23:01,997 --> 00:23:04,207
And now, please welcome
all of our contestants
432
00:23:04,291 --> 00:23:06,400
as they celebrate the
strength and beauty
433
00:23:06,401 --> 00:23:09,131
of the modern Miss American Lady.
434
00:23:10,964 --> 00:23:13,184
♪ I got hips ♪
435
00:23:14,634 --> 00:23:17,474
♪ I know how to move them ♪
436
00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:22,097
♪ I also have a brain ♪
437
00:23:23,518 --> 00:23:28,358
♪ My heart is beating loud, loud,
loud 'cause I need you to know ♪
438
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:31,030
♪ That I'm a modern girl ♪
439
00:23:32,235 --> 00:23:35,195
♪ And I'm ready for a modern world ♪
440
00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:37,117
♪ Don't treat me, treat me like that ♪
441
00:23:37,949 --> 00:23:39,619
♪ Modern girl ♪
442
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:44,040
I was nine girls away from
making all of my dreams come true,
443
00:23:44,247 --> 00:23:46,747
and I wasn't gonna let
anyone get in my way.
444
00:23:46,833 --> 00:23:49,423
Are you sure about that, Patty?
445
00:23:49,503 --> 00:23:51,423
What if Bob finds me?
446
00:23:51,546 --> 00:23:55,216
He won't. He's in the audience,
and I locked my dressing room door.
447
00:23:55,425 --> 00:23:57,545
You can't hide the truth forever.
448
00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:59,466
I could until after I won.
449
00:24:04,226 --> 00:24:06,146
Dad, you should be out in the audience
450
00:24:06,228 --> 00:24:07,388
where you can enjoy the show.
451
00:24:07,437 --> 00:24:11,727
Oh, no. I will be in the wings
the entire time keeping watch.
452
00:24:11,858 --> 00:24:13,028
I'm not taking any chances
453
00:24:13,110 --> 00:24:14,860
with that pageant killer
still on the loose.
454
00:24:14,945 --> 00:24:17,655
Whatever. Brick, did you fix the latch?
455
00:24:17,864 --> 00:24:19,180
I can't. It's still catching.
456
00:24:19,181 --> 00:24:21,204
You sure this is the
trick you want to do?
457
00:24:21,284 --> 00:24:23,638
You've never done it without
me or in a straitjacket before.
458
00:24:23,662 --> 00:24:25,862
- I just want to make sure you nail it.
- It'll be fine.
459
00:24:25,997 --> 00:24:28,667
I'm just sorry you can't
be on stage with me.
460
00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:31,035
I only got into this whole
magic thing because of you.
461
00:24:31,169 --> 00:24:32,169
No, that's okay.
462
00:24:32,295 --> 00:24:34,135
I actually think I may
have found my own thing.
463
00:24:34,464 --> 00:24:35,784
I tried to do another
464
00:24:35,841 --> 00:24:36,921
Good Guys video last night,
465
00:24:36,967 --> 00:24:38,797
- but it didn't work out.
- It's lame.
466
00:24:39,261 --> 00:24:40,261
Lame!
467
00:24:41,263 --> 00:24:42,723
Lame, lame, lame.
468
00:24:42,806 --> 00:24:44,450
I thought I turned the camera off,
469
00:24:44,474 --> 00:24:45,554
but I guess I turned it on.
470
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,245
What were you doing?
471
00:24:47,269 --> 00:24:49,899
Eating a cookie with my shirt off.
472
00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:56,189
And it got, like,
almost a million views,
473
00:24:56,278 --> 00:24:59,448
and I've got cookie companies
already reaching out to sponsor me,
474
00:24:59,531 --> 00:25:01,621
and other people asking
me to eat other stuff,
475
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:03,740
so it looks like I might
be an influencer after all.
476
00:25:03,785 --> 00:25:06,655
That totally makes sense.
477
00:25:06,746 --> 00:25:09,166
Magnolia, two minutes.
478
00:25:09,416 --> 00:25:11,996
♪ Dance for the moment ♪
479
00:25:12,085 --> 00:25:13,925
♪ Dance through the music ♪
480
00:25:14,004 --> 00:25:17,384
♪ This is our day to shine ♪
481
00:25:18,383 --> 00:25:20,023
Thank you, Patty Bladell,
482
00:25:20,024 --> 00:25:22,103
for that impressive capoeira routine.
483
00:25:22,971 --> 00:25:26,891
Up next, Miss Connecticut
American Lady, Magnolia Barnard.
484
00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:40,948
Let's go, Mag!
485
00:25:41,031 --> 00:25:42,371
Thank you.
486
00:25:42,532 --> 00:25:45,332
I will now attempt a
trick inspired by Houdini.
487
00:25:45,619 --> 00:25:48,539
The famous straitjacket trunk escape.
488
00:25:59,466 --> 00:26:01,066
Oh, come on.
489
00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:13,062
Help! Help me! Help!
490
00:26:13,104 --> 00:26:15,744
- Patty, what's happening?
- Do it now. She's seen us. You have to.
491
00:26:15,774 --> 00:26:17,614
Do what? No!
492
00:26:17,776 --> 00:26:19,276
Run!
493
00:26:22,197 --> 00:26:24,237
- Patty...
- I'm a good person.
494
00:26:24,324 --> 00:26:25,624
I'm a good person!
495
00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:27,540
I'm good person!
496
00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:28,789
I'm a good person!
497
00:26:29,579 --> 00:26:32,539
I'm a good person. I'm a good person.
498
00:26:32,624 --> 00:26:34,134
I'm a good person.
499
00:26:46,513 --> 00:26:47,513
Way to go, Mag!
500
00:26:49,599 --> 00:26:51,839
- Maggie, where are you going?
- Bathroom. Be right back.
501
00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:55,190
And now, please welcome Miss
California American Lady,
502
00:26:55,605 --> 00:26:58,185
Pamela Kendell Heather
Christina Jackson-Johnson.
503
00:27:14,499 --> 00:27:16,209
Patty, there you are.
504
00:27:16,585 --> 00:27:18,205
Hi. What are you guys doing back here?
505
00:27:18,295 --> 00:27:20,335
We came back here to tell
you we're so proud of you.
506
00:27:20,380 --> 00:27:22,480
And to be honest, it is driving me crazy
507
00:27:22,481 --> 00:27:23,761
being out there in that audience
508
00:27:23,842 --> 00:27:25,342
instead of back here with you.
509
00:27:27,178 --> 00:27:28,178
What the hell?
510
00:27:31,057 --> 00:27:34,477
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
511
00:27:34,561 --> 00:27:37,322
- Wait, what is going on?
- No! This can't be happening!
512
00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:39,292
- No, not again!
- Patty, what are you looking for?
513
00:27:39,316 --> 00:27:42,026
- Maybe we can help?
- Fuck! No, she was right here.
514
00:27:42,110 --> 00:27:43,110
- Who?
- I...
515
00:27:43,403 --> 00:27:44,403
Um...
516
00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:46,536
Mom, can I please have
a second alone with Bob?
517
00:27:46,615 --> 00:27:48,575
Why? There's nothing you
can't say in front of me.
518
00:27:48,825 --> 00:27:49,945
Mom, please.
519
00:27:50,035 --> 00:27:51,865
Patty, who was right here?
520
00:27:53,622 --> 00:27:57,169
- I can't.
- Patty! Tell me what is going on right now!
521
00:27:59,628 --> 00:28:00,708
Stella Rose.
522
00:28:01,838 --> 00:28:03,338
- Stella Rose?
- Yeah.
523
00:28:03,465 --> 00:28:05,045
Who the hell is Stella Rose?
524
00:28:05,717 --> 00:28:07,547
She found me. She attacked me.
525
00:28:07,761 --> 00:28:08,971
I had to do it.
526
00:28:09,054 --> 00:28:10,314
Had to do what?
527
00:28:10,388 --> 00:28:13,058
Angie, you need to leave right now.
528
00:28:13,224 --> 00:28:14,224
No!
529
00:28:14,309 --> 00:28:16,189
Not until somebody tells
me what is going on.
530
00:28:16,269 --> 00:28:17,979
Bob, please, I need your help!
531
00:28:18,063 --> 00:28:20,613
I put her in that suitcase, and
then you packed it in the car,
532
00:28:20,690 --> 00:28:22,130
and now she's gone again.
533
00:28:22,734 --> 00:28:25,824
You had me drag a body
across state lines?
534
00:28:26,571 --> 00:28:27,741
I'm the Mayor!
535
00:28:27,822 --> 00:28:29,662
Do you have any idea what this means?
536
00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:31,871
A body? Like a dead body?
537
00:28:31,951 --> 00:28:36,161
You promised me! No more
secrets. No more lies!
538
00:28:36,623 --> 00:28:39,133
I know, but if I could
just get the crown.
539
00:28:39,209 --> 00:28:41,629
If you get the crown? Where is she?
540
00:28:42,003 --> 00:28:45,133
Patty, you killed someone else?
541
00:28:45,215 --> 00:28:46,715
Someone else? What...
542
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,970
- Who is she talking about?
- Nobody.
543
00:28:49,052 --> 00:28:50,142
- Mom...
- No.
544
00:28:51,554 --> 00:28:52,554
This is my fault.
545
00:28:52,972 --> 00:28:53,972
It's not.
546
00:28:54,182 --> 00:28:56,602
Patty! Who is she talking about?
547
00:28:59,354 --> 00:29:00,354
It was me, okay?
548
00:29:00,397 --> 00:29:02,857
I am the one who killed
all those drug dealers.
549
00:29:02,941 --> 00:29:04,401
The ones that we sunk in Gator Bog.
550
00:29:04,734 --> 00:29:05,864
Oh, my God.
551
00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:06,994
I didn't want to tell you
552
00:29:07,070 --> 00:29:09,320
'cause I didn't want you
thinking that I was a murderer.
553
00:29:09,406 --> 00:29:11,736
Oh, but God, you are.
554
00:29:11,908 --> 00:29:13,698
I mean, how many bodies is it?
555
00:29:13,785 --> 00:29:15,285
What, four? Five?
556
00:29:15,370 --> 00:29:16,370
Five?
557
00:29:18,456 --> 00:29:20,544
Six.
558
00:29:22,043 --> 00:29:23,043
I killed Gordy.
559
00:29:23,503 --> 00:29:25,801
- What?
- Who the hell is Gordy?
560
00:29:26,214 --> 00:29:27,924
The guy Patty thought was her dad.
561
00:29:29,342 --> 00:29:30,862
How long have you been standing there?
562
00:29:31,261 --> 00:29:33,075
Do you want to tell me why you sent me
563
00:29:33,076 --> 00:29:34,971
the same emojis Christian sent his dad?
564
00:29:35,932 --> 00:29:39,312
I... I must've seen them
on your laptop and...
565
00:29:39,477 --> 00:29:40,477
Bullshit!
566
00:29:41,771 --> 00:29:43,651
- Patty, we need to talk.
- Magnolia, please.
567
00:29:43,732 --> 00:29:44,892
Right now is not a good time.
568
00:29:44,941 --> 00:29:48,361
I remembered what
happened with Christian.
569
00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:50,951
- I saw everything.
- Oh, my God.
570
00:29:51,072 --> 00:29:53,662
What happened with Christian?
571
00:29:54,868 --> 00:29:55,868
Did you...
572
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,289
- kill him?
- Wait, how did you know?
573
00:30:00,415 --> 00:30:02,075
Oh, God, there's another one.
574
00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:04,458
No, you don't...
575
00:30:04,753 --> 00:30:06,463
You don't understand. I had to.
576
00:30:06,588 --> 00:30:08,208
I thought you were my best friend.
577
00:30:08,298 --> 00:30:09,298
I am.
578
00:30:09,549 --> 00:30:11,089
I trusted you.
579
00:30:11,217 --> 00:30:12,887
Join the club.
580
00:30:13,178 --> 00:30:16,718
How could you just lie
to my face like that?
581
00:30:16,848 --> 00:30:17,848
How could I not?
582
00:30:18,975 --> 00:30:19,975
Look at you.
583
00:30:21,269 --> 00:30:22,269
Look at all of you.
584
00:30:23,313 --> 00:30:25,753
The way that you're looking at
me now that you know the truth.
585
00:30:29,319 --> 00:30:30,319
Tell me it's okay.
586
00:30:31,905 --> 00:30:33,815
Tell me you understand and you get it.
587
00:30:34,324 --> 00:30:35,494
You forgive me.
588
00:30:36,326 --> 00:30:38,236
Tell me I'm still the same person.
589
00:30:39,579 --> 00:30:41,749
I'm still your best friend.
I'm still your daughter.
590
00:30:41,831 --> 00:30:43,711
Please... tell me.
591
00:30:44,834 --> 00:30:47,384
Tell me you still love
me, no matter what.
592
00:30:54,677 --> 00:30:55,677
That's what I thought.
593
00:30:58,348 --> 00:31:00,018
Patty, two minutes until the interview.
594
00:31:00,099 --> 00:31:04,099
And up next, Miss Georgia
American Lady, Patty Bladell.
595
00:31:13,696 --> 00:31:17,696
Patty Bladell, in your
own words, tell us:
596
00:31:17,826 --> 00:31:20,996
what does it mean to be
a lady in today's America?
597
00:31:27,669 --> 00:31:29,169
I don't think I can be here.
598
00:31:29,337 --> 00:31:32,257
Bob, please. I can't handle this alone.
599
00:31:32,340 --> 00:31:33,840
Angie, there is a body out there.
600
00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:36,465
I need you here. Please stay.
601
00:31:39,639 --> 00:31:40,889
Being a lady...
602
00:31:42,433 --> 00:31:43,563
means you have to lie.
603
00:31:47,230 --> 00:31:49,860
They say the truth will set you free,
604
00:31:50,650 --> 00:31:51,900
but there's no freedom.
605
00:31:52,485 --> 00:31:53,645
Not when you're a lady.
606
00:31:53,945 --> 00:31:55,235
You have to smile pretty
607
00:31:55,321 --> 00:31:58,531
and hide every flaw and pretend
to be someone you're not.
608
00:32:00,201 --> 00:32:02,161
Because nobody really wants the truth.
609
00:32:03,079 --> 00:32:05,709
People don't want to
know who you really are,
610
00:32:06,916 --> 00:32:07,956
how you feel,
611
00:32:08,835 --> 00:32:09,835
what you've done.
612
00:32:10,837 --> 00:32:11,837
They say they do,
613
00:32:14,132 --> 00:32:17,472
but they just want the version of you
614
00:32:18,177 --> 00:32:19,387
that they think you are.
615
00:32:20,555 --> 00:32:21,885
Because the real you is...
616
00:32:23,016 --> 00:32:24,176
too much...
617
00:32:25,727 --> 00:32:27,057
and never enough.
618
00:32:29,731 --> 00:32:32,231
Be the most you you can
be. It's such bullshit.
619
00:32:32,442 --> 00:32:33,572
What if you're broken?
620
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:35,360
What if you're...
621
00:32:35,945 --> 00:32:39,655
so tired of faking
it that you feel sick?
622
00:32:40,366 --> 00:32:44,076
What if you're so
angry you're homicidal?
623
00:32:45,288 --> 00:32:46,288
What if you're me?
624
00:32:48,958 --> 00:32:50,998
This is who I am, America,
625
00:32:51,794 --> 00:32:53,174
and I'm not a fucking lady.
626
00:33:06,267 --> 00:33:08,597
Speak it, sister! You
showed the real you!
627
00:33:08,770 --> 00:33:10,610
Fuck being a motherfuckin' lady!
628
00:33:10,730 --> 00:33:12,440
I'm homicidal, too!
629
00:33:20,698 --> 00:33:23,658
Patty! Patty! Patty!
630
00:33:24,243 --> 00:33:25,243
They love her.
631
00:33:25,870 --> 00:33:26,870
So do I.
632
00:33:27,205 --> 00:33:29,005
No matter what.
633
00:33:29,082 --> 00:33:31,212
I wish I would have told
her. I need to tell her.
634
00:33:31,459 --> 00:33:32,709
I need some air.
635
00:33:33,044 --> 00:33:35,045
- So do I.
- Thank you.
636
00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:39,470
And up next, Miss Connecticut
American Lady, Magnolia Barnard.
637
00:33:43,137 --> 00:33:45,347
This was her chance to take me out.
638
00:33:45,807 --> 00:33:47,427
To kill her competition.
639
00:33:47,517 --> 00:33:50,397
Magnolia, in your own words,
640
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:54,110
what does it mean to be
a lady in today's America?
641
00:33:57,068 --> 00:33:58,818
All I can say is that...
642
00:34:00,363 --> 00:34:01,493
Patty Bladell...
643
00:34:06,285 --> 00:34:08,325
is one of the bravest
women I've ever met.
644
00:34:09,706 --> 00:34:11,916
She protected me when no one else would.
645
00:34:13,376 --> 00:34:15,626
So if you ask me,
646
00:34:16,713 --> 00:34:18,553
she's what it means to be a lady.
647
00:34:19,841 --> 00:34:21,842
Thank you.
648
00:34:22,218 --> 00:34:24,098
Thank you, Magnolia.
649
00:34:25,221 --> 00:34:27,311
Now we'll take a quick commercial break.
650
00:34:29,559 --> 00:34:30,559
I don't know what to say.
651
00:34:31,185 --> 00:34:32,765
The same thing I'm gonna say...
652
00:34:33,980 --> 00:34:34,980
nothing.
653
00:34:36,107 --> 00:34:37,477
You saved my life,
654
00:34:38,484 --> 00:34:39,534
so your secret...
655
00:34:40,361 --> 00:34:41,451
is safe with me.
656
00:34:56,085 --> 00:34:58,585
She was a killer, and I had helped her.
657
00:34:59,213 --> 00:35:00,857
What if I had let her turn herself in?
658
00:35:00,858 --> 00:35:02,553
Would all those people have died?
659
00:35:03,718 --> 00:35:06,258
But maybe it wasn't too
late to do the right thing.
660
00:35:11,601 --> 00:35:14,081
Ladies and gentlemen,
please take your seats.
661
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,270
We are ready to announce the winner.
662
00:35:22,487 --> 00:35:25,027
This is an historic moment.
663
00:35:25,114 --> 00:35:28,742
The judges came to their
decision in record time.
664
00:35:29,368 --> 00:35:32,328
This is Bob Barnard. You've got this.
665
00:35:32,413 --> 00:35:34,213
Bob, call me back.
666
00:35:34,290 --> 00:35:36,710
I found out who the father is.
667
00:35:48,012 --> 00:35:51,562
All of these women on
stage are strong, empowered.
668
00:35:51,891 --> 00:35:54,141
Each of them will change our world.
669
00:35:54,227 --> 00:35:56,427
Where's Pamela Kendell
Heather Christina?
670
00:35:56,604 --> 00:35:58,524
Who cares? They're about
to announce the winner.
671
00:35:58,606 --> 00:36:01,026
Know that in the eyes of all America,
672
00:36:01,109 --> 00:36:04,489
every single one of you are
winners for being here today.
673
00:36:04,946 --> 00:36:07,156
But as we know,
674
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:09,910
there can only be one to wear the crown.
675
00:36:10,368 --> 00:36:12,578
So, here we go.
676
00:36:14,455 --> 00:36:17,125
I hated Patty, but I hated myself more
677
00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:18,998
because after everything
that had happened,
678
00:36:19,085 --> 00:36:20,955
I still needed to see if she won.
679
00:36:21,045 --> 00:36:23,085
Maybe I was even crazier than her.
680
00:36:27,176 --> 00:36:28,716
Regina! What the hell?
681
00:36:28,803 --> 00:36:32,683
I thought you were my mortal enemy,
but now I think you're my soulmate.
682
00:36:32,765 --> 00:36:34,635
Regina, will you get off me?
683
00:36:34,809 --> 00:36:36,639
Stop it!
684
00:36:36,853 --> 00:36:38,497
What are you doing?
685
00:36:39,939 --> 00:36:42,319
- Help! Hey, somebody let me out!
- Shh. Oh, no, no.
686
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,600
No, honey. Don't bother. No.
There's a pageant going on.
687
00:36:44,652 --> 00:36:45,862
No one can hear you.
688
00:36:45,945 --> 00:36:50,703
Second Runner-Up: Miss New York
American Lady, Debra Dinkess.
689
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:53,790
I found Stella Rose's body.
690
00:36:54,453 --> 00:36:56,543
Salted, preserved.
691
00:36:56,831 --> 00:36:59,381
- Oh, I was impressed by your work.
- I didn't do that.
692
00:36:59,458 --> 00:37:00,618
Aw, honey, of course you did.
693
00:37:00,668 --> 00:37:01,918
She's your ex.
694
00:37:02,753 --> 00:37:05,303
And I have never been more turned on.
695
00:37:06,382 --> 00:37:08,302
Our First Runner-Up:
696
00:37:08,551 --> 00:37:09,971
Miss Connecticut American Lady,
697
00:37:10,052 --> 00:37:11,612
Magnolia Barnard.
698
00:37:14,223 --> 00:37:15,433
Thank you.
699
00:37:17,059 --> 00:37:18,639
Bob, it's tragic, really.
700
00:37:19,145 --> 00:37:21,055
If I'd known we were so much alike,
701
00:37:21,147 --> 00:37:23,647
things could have been different.
702
00:37:24,317 --> 00:37:26,937
But I was already so far
down the road with my plan...
703
00:37:27,028 --> 00:37:28,108
What plan?
704
00:37:28,404 --> 00:37:29,404
Well...
705
00:37:30,656 --> 00:37:33,276
I put Stella Rose's
body in your hotel room.
706
00:37:33,784 --> 00:37:35,704
The cops will find her
there when they search it,
707
00:37:35,786 --> 00:37:36,826
but that was just a bonus.
708
00:37:36,871 --> 00:37:38,751
- Wait, you called the cops?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
709
00:37:38,789 --> 00:37:41,169
Right now, the FBI is finding
710
00:37:41,250 --> 00:37:44,170
a sick-ass serial killer
stash between your walls,
711
00:37:44,295 --> 00:37:47,255
thanks to a tip courtesy of moi.
712
00:37:47,340 --> 00:37:48,510
Oh, and get this, Bob.
713
00:37:48,591 --> 00:37:50,891
They were so grateful, they
agreed not to press charges
714
00:37:50,968 --> 00:37:52,968
against me for kidnapping Dixie.
715
00:37:53,054 --> 00:37:54,974
What are you talking about? What stash?
716
00:37:55,056 --> 00:37:56,346
Roxy's sash,
717
00:37:56,807 --> 00:38:00,187
Heather's yo-yos,
explosives from the parade.
718
00:38:01,312 --> 00:38:04,362
I saved it all and put
them there to frame you...
719
00:38:05,191 --> 00:38:07,651
'cause you ruined my life.
720
00:38:08,611 --> 00:38:10,031
Oh, my God. It's you.
721
00:38:10,613 --> 00:38:11,953
You're the pageant killer?
722
00:38:12,365 --> 00:38:14,525
No, honey. Try and keep up.
723
00:38:15,576 --> 00:38:17,246
You are.
724
00:38:17,536 --> 00:38:18,536
And the moment
725
00:38:18,621 --> 00:38:20,831
you've all been waiting for.
726
00:38:21,457 --> 00:38:25,537
The winner of this
year's Miss American Lady,
727
00:38:26,379 --> 00:38:28,169
by unanimous decision:
728
00:38:28,297 --> 00:38:31,627
Miss Georgia American
Lady, Patty Bladell!
729
00:38:37,348 --> 00:38:41,228
Surprise, Bob! Look!
730
00:38:42,395 --> 00:38:43,935
Oh, my God.
731
00:38:44,021 --> 00:38:47,151
I did this! I did it! I did it for you!
732
00:38:50,695 --> 00:38:53,015
Okay. Here, here, here.
733
00:38:53,364 --> 00:38:56,164
Oh, help! Help! Oh!
734
00:38:56,242 --> 00:38:58,622
- He's tryin' to kill me!
- Regina! Get back here.
735
00:39:00,121 --> 00:39:01,135
Ladies and gentlemen,
736
00:39:01,136 --> 00:39:04,381
our new Miss American
Lady, Patty Bladell!
737
00:39:09,630 --> 00:39:11,090
Help! Help me!
738
00:39:11,173 --> 00:39:14,296
The pageant killer's trying to kill me!
739
00:39:14,385 --> 00:39:15,885
- Help me!
- No!
740
00:39:16,012 --> 00:39:17,392
No!
741
00:39:17,847 --> 00:39:18,847
No, it's her!
742
00:39:19,015 --> 00:39:20,775
She's the pageant killer!
743
00:39:21,767 --> 00:39:23,387
She's the pageant killer!
744
00:39:26,063 --> 00:39:27,863
She's...
745
00:39:30,443 --> 00:39:32,953
I did it! I caught the pageant killer!
746
00:39:34,405 --> 00:39:35,565
No, wait!
747
00:39:51,589 --> 00:39:52,589
Bob.
748
00:39:53,132 --> 00:39:54,132
Hey.
749
00:39:56,052 --> 00:39:57,812
How are you? Are you okay?
750
00:40:01,140 --> 00:40:02,680
This is pretty cool, right?
751
00:40:03,976 --> 00:40:04,976
Private room.
752
00:40:05,353 --> 00:40:06,983
No one listening in.
753
00:40:07,688 --> 00:40:10,188
It's usually just reserved
for an attorney and a client.
754
00:40:10,524 --> 00:40:12,404
Which used to be us.
755
00:40:13,611 --> 00:40:16,241
But now...
756
00:40:16,447 --> 00:40:19,157
I guess being Miss American
Lady has its privileges.
757
00:40:24,455 --> 00:40:25,655
Look.
758
00:40:26,499 --> 00:40:29,209
We're famous, like
Drew Barrymore famous.
759
00:40:30,961 --> 00:40:34,011
I already have TV producers calling.
They want to make a show about us.
760
00:40:34,590 --> 00:40:35,970
You should be in here.
761
00:40:37,551 --> 00:40:38,551
Not me.
762
00:40:39,178 --> 00:40:40,178
I know.
763
00:40:40,805 --> 00:40:42,215
It's... I'm gonna make this right.
764
00:40:42,556 --> 00:40:44,676
How? Are you gonna turn yourself in?
765
00:40:44,975 --> 00:40:47,055
I'm gonna prove that Regina
was the pageant killer
766
00:40:47,144 --> 00:40:48,234
and that she set you up.
767
00:40:48,771 --> 00:40:49,771
I'm gonna find her,
768
00:40:49,855 --> 00:40:51,395
get a confession out of her,
769
00:40:51,690 --> 00:40:53,070
pin Stella Rose on her,
770
00:40:53,526 --> 00:40:55,486
and then take her out.
771
00:40:56,404 --> 00:40:57,494
Take her out?
772
00:40:57,988 --> 00:40:59,068
She deserves it.
773
00:40:59,198 --> 00:41:00,198
Like Christian,
774
00:41:00,699 --> 00:41:01,699
Gordy,
775
00:41:02,326 --> 00:41:03,326
Stella Rose.
776
00:41:04,745 --> 00:41:06,115
Oh, my God. You like it.
777
00:41:08,541 --> 00:41:09,541
What?
778
00:41:10,459 --> 00:41:11,459
Killing.
779
00:41:12,753 --> 00:41:13,963
You like it.
780
00:41:14,046 --> 00:41:16,296
Was he right?
781
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,010
Did I like it?
782
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,930
Had I been lying to myself all along?
783
00:41:28,477 --> 00:41:29,807
Maybe I wasn't a victim.
784
00:41:30,271 --> 00:41:31,441
I was empowered.
785
00:41:33,566 --> 00:41:36,236
That was the kind of
lady I wanted to be.
786
00:41:37,570 --> 00:41:39,280
And now that I had the crown,
787
00:41:39,572 --> 00:41:41,242
nothing could get in my way.
788
00:41:42,450 --> 00:41:43,990
Bob, maybe you're right.
789
00:41:44,994 --> 00:41:46,124
Maybe I do like it.
790
00:41:46,704 --> 00:41:48,414
Maybe that's why I couldn't stop eating.
791
00:41:49,123 --> 00:41:50,543
I was pushing down the truth.
792
00:41:51,375 --> 00:41:52,495
What truth?
793
00:41:54,128 --> 00:41:57,208
Nothing tastes as good as killing feels.
794
00:41:59,592 --> 00:42:00,632
Oh, my God!
795
00:42:01,177 --> 00:42:02,177
Bob, thank you.
796
00:42:02,261 --> 00:42:04,851
This is amazing. I finally feel free.
797
00:42:05,473 --> 00:42:07,683
I helped her to be the
most her she could be,
798
00:42:07,766 --> 00:42:10,226
and who she was, was a monster.
799
00:42:10,394 --> 00:42:12,104
I've got to go find Regina.
800
00:42:12,396 --> 00:42:13,766
I'll let you know when it's done.
801
00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:15,477
Patty.
802
00:42:15,566 --> 00:42:16,646
It was fate.
803
00:42:16,734 --> 00:42:19,784
Bob saved me, and now it
was my turn to save him.
804
00:42:19,862 --> 00:42:21,242
Stop that woman! Guards!
805
00:42:21,655 --> 00:42:22,775
I had to stop her.
806
00:42:23,073 --> 00:42:24,583
I was the only one who could.
807
00:42:25,075 --> 00:42:29,075
She was my destiny.
808
00:42:29,663 --> 00:42:32,463
Patty!
809
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:38,000
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