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[music plays]
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All right, name of the game
is Doughnut-on-a-String.
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You can't use your hands.
Partner has to feed you.
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The first person to finish
your doughnut wins.
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-[Emily] Dad, you
call the winner.
-OK.
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-Ready, set, go.
-[Kenny] Eat it good.
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Eat it good.
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[music plays]
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-[Shekinah] Babe, get it, babe.
-[David] Open up, man.
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[Kenny] She's eating
the whole damn thing.
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Take it.
Take it all.
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[Tiffany] Don't let it fall.
Don't let it fall, oh [bleep].
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-[Tiffany] Don't let it fall.
-We won!
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-All right, Ken and Emily.
-Thank you, thank you.
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[Tiffany]
Aw, you can always count
on Rosie to pick up the scraps.
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[Kenny] Uh-huh.
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[music plays]
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[Emily] Remember how I told you
to send me photos of yourselves
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when you were younger?
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I've decided we're going to
recreate those looks.
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[Tiffany] Pop the collar!
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[camera shutter snaps]
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-[Kenny] Whoa.
-[Tiffany] Oh my god.
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[Kobe] Innocent Kenny, baby.
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-[camera shutter snaps]
-[man] Oh my gosh.
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[Kobe]
When she was still innocent.
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-Three facelifts later.
-[laughing]
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[music plays]
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My name is Jonathan.
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They like to call me Johny.
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I'm from the beautiful island
of Aruba, and I'm 32 years old.
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[in pirate voice]
"Arr, my name is Johny.
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I'm...want the doubloons."
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Is that a bald eagle
on his neck?
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-I thought it was a chicken.
-Oh, really?
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-Chickens go like that.
-Chicken.
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[woman] Where's the music?
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[Luke] I don't want to do
nothing that's going to get me
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in trouble.
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If a stripper's there,
he's in trouble.
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-Oh my god.
-[Kobe speaking]
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[Kenny] Oh.
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-[laughing]
-Oh, OK.
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I need a pillow now.
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[theme music plays]
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[Emily speaking]
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He had to go into work.
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He had to close a deal,
so he's not gonna make it.
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But you know what?
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That's OK, because I have
my work husband with me.
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-[Tiffany] Oh, oh.
-[laughing]
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Love you.
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-A Britney-Madonna moment.
-Holy cow, I had to pull away.
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They kissed, and now Kenny
is pregnant.
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-No, I am.
-[Gabe] It just takes one kiss
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for Emily to get pregnant.
That's it.
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Literally, my husband looks
at me, I'm knocked up.
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OK, the show's
about to start.
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-Let's go.
-Yes, let's go.
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[music plays]
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-India!
-Cow!
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-Yes.
-What game is that?
Does anyone play?
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[Sarper] Cricket, cricket.
It's cricket.
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Baseball and cricket, I cannot
comprehend it, you know?
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-You can't comprehend it?
-[Sarper] Yeah.
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I love every game
with the ball.
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Every game with the balls,
but not those.
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Jenny and Sumit.
Oh, let's go.
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It's our first night living in
the house with Sumit's family.
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"And I'm miserable."
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[Jenny] They're going
through all my stuff.
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They find my alcohol.
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And I feel like I'm a child,
and I'm not.
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-I'm a grown lady.
-"They find my alcohol."
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She was fine
until she lost the alcohol.
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Yeah.
That was her one lifeline.
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There are two flies on my body
having sex right now.
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They must have felt your energy.
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[Jenny] So what I need
is two pans.
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I need a big one for
the noodles, and then
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a smaller pan for the sauce.
-OK, I'll get you.
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Oh, gosh.
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There's a lot of stuff
on that counter.
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There is a lot.
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-Yeah, remember when --
-And they were judging her
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with all her stuff out.
-Exactly.
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-[speaking Hindi]
-Spaghetti.
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Whoa.
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[laughing]
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-So intricate!
-Wow, I hate spaghetti.
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Do you ever do the spaghetti
and noodle kiss?
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[mwah]
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Oh, you're the Tramp.
I'm the Lady.
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I would say it's
the other way around, sir.
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[Jenny] I hope this is gonna
be enough for everybody.
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-Is the water boiling?
-No.
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That water is not boiling
at all.
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For real.
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Take a big bite.
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[Jenny] Mm.
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-[Tiffany] The mom
is not feeling it.
-Where's the greens at?
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-Where's the garlic bread?
-Yeah, exactly.
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Where's the garlic, period?
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[Shree speaking]
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Who throws the noodle
on the wall to see if it's done?
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-[Gabe] I do.
-I don't, I taste it.
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I have a couple on my ceiling.
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A couple on my ceiling
I can't reach.
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I'm gonna look tonight.
Don't, no.
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[speaking Hindi]
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From tomorrow, Mom is saying
that you will be cooking.
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-OK, spaghetti every night?
-[all] No.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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This bitch has spaghetti
every night?
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They were all like this.
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I can eat spaghetti any time,
any day, any place.
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-Love spaghetti.
-[Shekinah] Same.
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When I was pregnant,
I ate marinara sauce.
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-Like, I craved that.
-Out of a jar?
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And I would literally eat it
without spaghetti.
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Armando puts ranch
on everything.
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-[Kenny] Spaghetti,
pizza, everything.
-Wow. Phew!
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Sumit knows how to cook.
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[Sadhna chuckling]
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[Sadhna speaking Hindi]
-Me too, I'm...
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cafe with Sumit.
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[speaking Hindi]
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-Jenny better not cook.
-Yeah.
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Maybe she can make
a mean latte, though.
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Or she can just
be the hostess.
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Yeah.
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It's only the first night
in the house.
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If this is how things are
starting out, I don't know
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what the future's gonna hold.
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I don't know how this is
gonna go for Jenny,
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but I could really go for
some pasta right now.
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-Me too.
-Me too.
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-That's for sure.
-All right, everyone's in.
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I'll talk to my mom, I'll see
if she can make us some.
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-Oh.
-Thank you.
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I think it'll be better
than Jenny's.
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-Yeah.
-For sure.
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It can't be worse
than Jenny's.
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Yeah, true, true, true.
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[Kobe speaking]
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[laughing]
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[Emily] All right, I know
these flies are all around,
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so I'm gonna get
them for you.
-Thank you.
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Whenever you see it,
let me know.
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Oh, Kenny, there is one
right there.
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[Emily] I told you.
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It's a baby.
It's a baby one.
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-Did you get it?
-You killed a baby?
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I don't care.
Everyone, just keep me posted.
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-Here we go.
-Let's meet this guy.
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We know where we're at.
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I know someone has a move
like that in this room.
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Holy [bleep].
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That strip-tease he gave you.
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My name is Jonathan.
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They like to call me Johny.
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I'm from the beautiful island
of Aruba, and I'm 32 years old.
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[in pirate voice]
"Arr, my name is Johny.
I'm...want the doubloons."
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-"Want the doubloons."
-[Jamaican accent]
Walk the plank!
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-Oh, wait a minute.
-That's a -- that's Jamaican.
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-Walk the plank!
-You're gonna never make it.
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-Kenny is a Jamaican pirate.
-I know.
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-I'm in the Caribbean.
-[with Jamaican accent]
Walk on the plank, man!
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-As you guys can see,
we are on a pirate ship.
-[cheering]
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[Jonathan speaking]
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I work on the Jolly Pirates.
I'm a first mate.
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Oh, my god!
It's really a pirate ship.
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-Yeah.
-Yes.
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Oh, my god.
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You think they'd dress up
more like pirates.
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I know, right?
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Like, a T-shirt and shorts is
not giving me pirates.
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-[Kenny] Yeah.
-Use your imagination.
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Once you drink more,
we start turning into pirates.
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The thing that he does
is so [bleep] difficult
with the hands.
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I mean, I cannot believe.
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Yeah.
When I was soldier,
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I was trying to do that,
and it's so difficult.
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-He's like a monkey
-[Tiffany] Strong mother[bleep].
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It's a big booze cruise where
people just come, party,
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drink, and dance.
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It's a lot of fun to work
on the boat.
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Can't complain.
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Have any of you guys ever been
white-girl wasted
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on a booze cruise like that?
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Oh, I've been white-girl
wasted so many times.
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No, I've never been
on a cruise like that.
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I went on a party cruise.
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It was my first cruise,
and I was sponsored
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by an energy drink.
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And I went, and I just partied
the whole time.
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-Were there pirates?
-[Shekinah] It was so fun.
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There was no pirates.
There was no Sarper.
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♪ But I can get behind
this beat, yeah ♪
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One thing that I really,
really like about Chloe is that
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she's very athletic
and outgoing, and she has,
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like, no fear.
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She's a very attractive
woman, you know?
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[Jonathan] Blue eyes,
blonde hair.
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Oh, she has very pretty eyes.
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Her eyes are very pretty.
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He's lucky.
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-He is lucky.
-He better not mess this up.
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-He will, though.
-I think he is.
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-[Tiffany] Yeah, he will.
-He will, though, for sure.
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Is that a bald eagle
on his neck?
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-I thought it was a chicken.
-Oh, really?
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-Chickens go like that.
-Chicken.
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[Jonathan]
When you work on a boat,
you have the reputation of like
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a player and you know,
but I'm not chasing them,
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they're chasing me.
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[all] Oh.
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They're chasing me,
but I'm just going
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a little slow
so they can catch up.
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Yeah, but I ain't
walking fast.
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They do.
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She's been blowing up my phone.
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[Keyner] Holy [bleep].
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I see so many calls also, like.
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Oh man, she keeps calling,
acting like I can answer
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when I'm working, you know?
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-Wow.
-Oh my gosh.
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It's like she called him
17 times in a day or something.
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Oh, he loves it.
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He's like, "Check this out."
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-Yeah.
-"Look how many times
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she texts me and calls me."
-[Shekinah] I can't
stand guys like that.
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Were you that way, babe?
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He didn't say, "No."
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[Jonathan] I gave her access
to everything.
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My cameras.
I gave her my location.
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I tried to answer the phone.
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Even in the middle of
the night, I would try
my best, it's always,
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it's always something, man.
-We don't share a location.
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You need to.
I don't need to.
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I track it, like,
on our car app.
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-You track it.
-She has a tracker on his car.
243
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-No.
-She goes, "I don't
have his location."
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When he's late for work,
I get worried.
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-"I get worried."
-"I get worried."
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Oh, OK.
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[Jonathan] I love Chloe.
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When we're together,
there's nothing that can
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stop us.
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I really want to start
a life with her.
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I really want to settle.
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And I really do believe
that I want a family unit
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with her.
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I just want to see if she's
mature enough and ready
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for that, you know?
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Let's see if you're mature
enough and ready for that.
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00:10:38,266 --> 00:10:40,667
Exactly, that's exactly
what I was thinking, so...
258
00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:42,066
Look, there it is
on your shoe.
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-The fly is right here.
-OK, don't move.
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Give me it.
I can get it.
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00:10:44,734 --> 00:10:46,567
-Yes, you have to be fast.
-Here, you can get it.
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You have to be slow.
Oh, my god.
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He can get it.
He can get it.
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-Just wait.
-Hit it, babe.
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It's a baby.
It's fast.
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-Babe, you're taking too long.
-Got it, right here.
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Sorry, pepper.
You got it.
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-Oh, don't pick it --
-Oh!
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[Jonathan] I don't know
if she's ready for that,
270
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:05,266
but I'm hoping she could show
me that she is because I would
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truly go on one knee
and ask her to marry me.
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00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,367
I mean, I guess
we're gonna see,
273
00:11:09,533 --> 00:11:11,767
a lot is about to unfold
because she's on her way there
274
00:11:11,934 --> 00:11:13,600
right now.
-[Shekinah] I want to
see them together.
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-Yes.
-Hey mother[bleep].
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00:11:16,266 --> 00:11:18,767
-[bleep]
-All right, Kobe.
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My baby.
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00:11:24,066 --> 00:11:26,000
-[Kobe speaking]
-You had to come back.
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-You had to.
-You got to separate them.
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00:11:28,533 --> 00:11:31,000
-You can sit there with --
-[Kobe] I'll sit with my baby.
281
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:35,300
-Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
-They're matching.
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00:11:35,467 --> 00:11:38,000
[Kobe] What is going on here?
283
00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:39,900
Kenny's moving in
on your girl.
284
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:42,100
-[Kobe] Even though
I'm tired, please.
-[Kenny] Don't hurt me.
285
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,367
-[Kenny] Don't hurt me.
-[Emily] Is this familiar?
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Like you and Sarper yesterday?
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00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:48,266
-[Shekinah] They
were making out.
-They're breaking you up.
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00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:50,867
-They were making out.
-Kenny, what have you done
to my wife?
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00:11:50,867 --> 00:11:52,467
He made out with her.
290
00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:55,166
[Gabe] It's what did Emily do
to Kenny?
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00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:58,600
-It's OK.
-Madelein said
none of this [bleep].
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00:11:58,767 --> 00:11:59,967
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
293
00:11:59,967 --> 00:12:03,667
-No more surprises.
-Madelein's gonna
kick my ass, dude.
294
00:12:03,834 --> 00:12:05,467
I've thrown a lot of
bachelorette parties,
295
00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:09,066
and we always have the penis
cookies, the penis straws,
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00:12:09,233 --> 00:12:11,467
you know, the cutout faces.
297
00:12:11,467 --> 00:12:13,100
Sounds like a Tuesday night
at my house.
298
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,367
-Oh!
-[laughing]
299
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:19,367
Because today's theme is fall,
I was thinking, "Oh, back to
300
00:12:19,533 --> 00:12:21,000
school, cozy, fun."
301
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,100
So we're gonna play
Guess That Clique.
302
00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:25,767
Something in high school
that you've done, did,
a clique you were in,
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00:12:25,767 --> 00:12:27,867
you're gonna write it down,
and then we will guess
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00:12:28,033 --> 00:12:29,367
who it is.
305
00:12:29,367 --> 00:12:30,667
-[Emily] OK?
-OK.
306
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,100
[Emily] So, everybody think
of something.
307
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:33,266
Don't make it obvious.
308
00:12:34,567 --> 00:12:38,367
I'm trying not to cheat
and look at Kobe's.
309
00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:39,433
You can't resist.
310
00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:42,200
I know, it's like back in
high school, I cheated.
311
00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:46,567
"I was an emo kid,"
and I'm gonna guess you.
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00:12:46,734 --> 00:12:50,000
-Tiffany.
-Yes, yes, it was me!
313
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:51,667
-[Shekinah] Like, goth chic?
-[Emily] Yeah, like, Gothic.
314
00:12:51,834 --> 00:12:53,567
-[Shekinah] Oh, Gothic.
-[Tiffany] Gothic, but cuter.
315
00:12:53,734 --> 00:12:55,567
-[Kenny] Uh-huh.
-Oh, OK.
316
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,867
"I wanted to be
a snail breeder."
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00:12:57,867 --> 00:12:59,266
I know who that was.
318
00:13:00,266 --> 00:13:03,166
-A snail breeder?
-Gabe -- me?
319
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:06,300
-Snail breeder.
-I don't know why.
320
00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:07,767
I just love snails.
321
00:13:07,767 --> 00:13:10,700
I rented, like, snail books
from the library.
322
00:13:10,867 --> 00:13:12,567
I knew, like,
all the snail facts.
323
00:13:12,734 --> 00:13:13,800
I was so weird.
324
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,800
And I let them, like,
slither all over me.
325
00:13:15,967 --> 00:13:17,700
It's sticky.
It was gross.
326
00:13:17,867 --> 00:13:18,800
But I loved it.
327
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:22,000
"I was a chess champion,
chubby, and nerd."
328
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,767
-Oh, it's Sarper.
-You were a chess champion?
329
00:13:25,767 --> 00:13:27,467
You were chubby and a nerd?
330
00:13:27,467 --> 00:13:30,266
-He plays chess constantly.
-[Emily] Really?
331
00:13:30,433 --> 00:13:32,200
Yeah.
I woke up at 4:00 in the morning
332
00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:33,967
this morning, and he was
playing chess.
333
00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:35,467
-On his phone?
-Yes.
334
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:40,867
[Emily] Was it you, Shekinah?
335
00:13:40,867 --> 00:13:42,500
Yeah,
because I was homeschooled.
336
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:45,567
-[Emily] Oh, that
was a good one.
-[Kenny] Did you pass?
337
00:13:45,734 --> 00:13:47,700
-[Shekinah] Yes.
-[Emily] Here's a good one.
338
00:13:47,867 --> 00:13:49,567
"I stayed a weekend in jail."
339
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:50,967
-That could be all of us.
-[Tiffany] That was you.
340
00:13:51,133 --> 00:13:54,300
-That was you!
-The troubles.
341
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,567
What did you do?
Why were you in jail?
342
00:13:56,567 --> 00:14:00,867
I had a grinder.
It was a coffee grinder.
343
00:14:01,033 --> 00:14:02,100
They thought it was
something else.
344
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,867
You went to jail
for drinking coffee?
345
00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:11,767
[Greta] You ready, baby?
346
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,467
[photographer speaking]
347
00:14:14,467 --> 00:14:16,000
Ooh, is this a new couple?
348
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:20,000
-Who's this?
-Oh, it's cat lady.
349
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,200
Who's done a cat photo shoot
before, professionally?
350
00:14:22,367 --> 00:14:24,000
-[Tiffany speaking]
-Nobody?
351
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,867
-You?
-No, I'm not a cat person.
352
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,500
I don't know, I feel like
you are a little bit.
353
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,567
No, I'm not, I only want
a big cat, like a tiger.
354
00:14:30,567 --> 00:14:32,066
[Greta] Hazel is my cat.
355
00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:35,367
She's 11 years old,
and she is my baby.
356
00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:38,867
Hazel understands me
more than anyone else.
357
00:14:38,867 --> 00:14:41,667
-[Greta] Let's go.
-Oh, look at that fat cat.
358
00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:43,600
-Oh, my god.
-Are you kidding me?
359
00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:44,634
I love that fat.
360
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,400
Oh, she has
the little, short legs.
361
00:14:47,967 --> 00:14:51,166
♪ Baby, I'm a bit anxious ♪
362
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:52,500
-Oh, sunflowers.
-Greta.
363
00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:54,200
-Greta.
-Greta.
364
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,900
That's like --
you're so into cats.
365
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,367
-[Tiffany] Yeah.
-Yeah, I'm a crazy man, too.
366
00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:03,900
He's a crazy cat man.
367
00:15:04,066 --> 00:15:06,000
Crazy cat man.
368
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:08,000
[Greta] Ever since I was a kid,
I've always felt
369
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,700
really connected to animals.
370
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:14,100
I've been vegan for seven
years, and I think that animals
371
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:18,100
are way more kind and accepting
than human beings.
372
00:15:18,266 --> 00:15:19,700
-She's not wrong.
-That's right.
373
00:15:19,867 --> 00:15:22,667
-Yeah, she's not wrong.
-Aw.
374
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:25,767
-[Gabe] It's Meow.
-[Emily] It's Meow Meow.
375
00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:28,166
Welcome, girl.
Welcome, girl.
376
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:29,500
We were talking about you.
377
00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:35,500
[Greta]
I always felt like animals
get me and humans don't...
378
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:38,667
until I met Matthew.
379
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:41,667
-Ooh.
-Matthew.
380
00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:43,266
-Big Ben.
-Matthew in London.
381
00:15:43,266 --> 00:15:46,367
England, oh, my god.
UK.
382
00:15:46,533 --> 00:15:48,767
Sarper, do you know how to do,
like, accent and stuff
383
00:15:48,934 --> 00:15:50,567
like that?
Can you try?
384
00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:52,767
I know Irish accent,
not England.
385
00:15:52,934 --> 00:15:54,467
Do it, please.
386
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,567
[laughing]
387
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,200
"I just want a [bleep] coffee."
388
00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:03,800
I never heard you
talk like that.
389
00:16:05,066 --> 00:16:07,100
And if somebody's hot,
they say they're fit.
390
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,000
-They're a fit bird.
-[in English accent] Oh,
a fit bird.
391
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,166
-Fit bird.
-You're a fit bird.
392
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:11,900
-You're a fit bird.
-Oh, my god.
393
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,667
I'm Matthew, 26,
from Market Harborough, England.
394
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,900
I'm normally attracted
to eccentric women, so...
395
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:34,300
We are always talking
about pastas today.
396
00:16:34,467 --> 00:16:37,400
What's happening, guys?
Are you the sauce or the base?
397
00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:39,600
-I'm the spicy sauce.
-You're the spicy sauce.
398
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,467
Yeah, I'm the base.
I hold it all together.
399
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:42,667
[Emily] Yes.
400
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:47,567
[Greta] I met Matthew
on a vegan dating app.
401
00:16:47,567 --> 00:16:50,300
It's basically vegan Tinder.
402
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,266
OK, I know there's
a farmer's app.
403
00:16:52,266 --> 00:16:53,634
-Farmer's app?
-Yeah, like, farmers.
404
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,367
-Farmer's dating app?
-Like, if you're attracted
to farmers.
405
00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:59,200
So the vegan app
doesn't surprise me.
406
00:16:59,367 --> 00:17:02,166
After a year and a half
of back and forth,
407
00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:05,266
on one of my trips over,
he proposed.
408
00:17:05,433 --> 00:17:07,800
-Aw.
-Wow.
409
00:17:07,967 --> 00:17:09,667
Aw, he set the phone up.
410
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,667
They can't possibly
have problems.
411
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,867
-How can they have any problems?
-It has to be the cats
that are the problems.
412
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,166
-It's the cats.
-Maybe they don't get along.
413
00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:18,000
-The cats don't get along.
-Yes.
414
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:20,867
[Greta] Matthew and I decided
that I should move to the UK.
415
00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:23,367
He has a good job in England.
416
00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:26,400
We're gonna have to live with
Matthew's parents until we find
417
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,000
a place of our own.
-Oh, here it comes.
418
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,100
-Oh, here is a problem.
-Wait, what about her cat?
419
00:17:31,266 --> 00:17:33,467
-She's moving with her cat.
-She has to.
420
00:17:33,634 --> 00:17:34,800
Yeah, she's not gonna
leave her cat.
421
00:17:34,967 --> 00:17:38,266
-No way.
-[photographer] Just kind of
nestle into her.
422
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,266
I don't know how you're gonna
leave that sweet girl.
423
00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:41,367
-What?
-what?
424
00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:43,000
You're not allowed
to take a cat?
425
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,867
So she loves her guy
more than she loves this cat
426
00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:46,567
that she's doing
photo shoots with?
-Oh my god.
427
00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:48,300
And she's gonna hold that
against him.
428
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,867
"I came here.
I left my cat."
429
00:17:51,033 --> 00:17:54,467
Matthew's parents have a cat
and a dog, and Hazel gets
430
00:17:54,467 --> 00:17:57,867
very anxious and agitated
around other animals.
431
00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:01,667
So until we get our own place,
I can't bring my baby with me.
432
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:04,767
OK, so she'll get
there eventually.
433
00:18:04,767 --> 00:18:06,400
That is gonna be so sad.
434
00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:09,467
Just don't go until you guys
can have your own place.
435
00:18:09,634 --> 00:18:12,266
Like, I would just wait it out
and stay with my cat.
436
00:18:12,433 --> 00:18:15,800
[Greta]
I've never had this type of
connection with a human before,
437
00:18:15,967 --> 00:18:19,166
so despite all the sacrifices,
I'd always regret it
438
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:22,200
if I didn't give my relationship
with Matthew a chance.
439
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:23,567
Gosh, they're so cute.
440
00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:26,166
I hope this relationship
doesn't sink like the Titanic
441
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:27,667
that he was building.
-[Shekinah] Me too.
442
00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:29,300
[Emily] I mean, seriously.
443
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:35,166
With the cat.
444
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:37,166
Yeah, she's got that vibe
with her cat.
445
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:38,567
Let's make it, girl.
446
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:40,467
[Gabe] Hopefully
a better ending.
447
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:45,367
♪ Yeah, I got this game
on lock ♪
448
00:18:45,533 --> 00:18:46,500
♪ Made my way straight through ♪
449
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,867
-Here we go.
-All right, where are we at?
450
00:18:49,033 --> 00:18:50,667
Where are we?
451
00:18:50,834 --> 00:18:53,667
It looks very,
very frat boyish.
452
00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:55,867
Blow-up dolls.
What is this?
453
00:18:55,867 --> 00:18:57,367
[Brian] Cheers to a good night.
454
00:18:57,533 --> 00:18:59,467
♪ I call the shots ♪
455
00:18:59,634 --> 00:19:01,266
[all] Oh!
456
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:05,467
-Is it bachelor party?
-Yes, bachelor party.
457
00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:08,667
[Luke]
I'm moving to Medellin in just
a few days, and before I go,
458
00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:12,000
my friends have invited me over
for a little going-away party.
459
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,800
-Oh, boy.
-Be careful.
460
00:19:14,967 --> 00:19:17,266
If a stripper's there,
he's in trouble,
461
00:19:17,433 --> 00:19:19,066
because she's going to
hear about it.
462
00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:21,867
I was telling Kenny
about your stripper moves.
463
00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:26,967
-[Emily] In Mexico?
-Did you?
464
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,700
All right, let's see
what you got.
465
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:31,367
What you got?
Hey, oh, oh, oh.
466
00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:33,567
-[Kenny whooing]
-Oh, oh, oh.
467
00:19:33,567 --> 00:19:35,967
Oh, god.
Oh, god!
468
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,367
-Jeez.
-[Emily] Yeah, remember?
469
00:19:37,367 --> 00:19:39,467
-[laughing]
-Show him your moves.
470
00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:42,467
Oh my god.
471
00:19:42,634 --> 00:19:44,300
-[Emily] Here we go.
-[Shekinah] Wait,
what's happening?
472
00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:46,867
[Kenny] Oh!
473
00:19:47,033 --> 00:19:49,100
-[laughing]
-Oh, oh, OK.
474
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:54,867
All right, you can kiss me,
you can't grab that.
475
00:19:54,867 --> 00:19:57,166
OK?
Kenny.
476
00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:59,467
-How dare you?
-[Emily] Listen to me.
477
00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:01,700
-[Emily] I think
I just got pregnant.
-I need a pillow now.
478
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,367
[laughing]
479
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:07,567
-[David] What's up, bro?
-[Luke] My people, my people.
480
00:20:07,567 --> 00:20:11,367
-[David] Hello.
-[Luke] How you doing?
481
00:20:11,533 --> 00:20:13,900
[Luke] Guys, what the [bleep]
is this, man?
482
00:20:14,066 --> 00:20:16,500
"Same vagina forever."
483
00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:18,500
I mean, if you look at it
that way, it's like
484
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:20,700
the best vagina forever.
-Yeah, lucky him.
485
00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:21,967
[Emily] It doesn't have to
be the same.
486
00:20:23,266 --> 00:20:25,800
Madelein said none of this
[bleep], I'm leaving.
487
00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:27,266
-[Luke] I'm leaving.
-No more surprises.
488
00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:30,266
You promise?
Madelein's gonna
kick my ass, dude.
489
00:20:30,266 --> 00:20:31,867
There's gonna be
more surprises.
490
00:20:31,867 --> 00:20:33,600
I've thrown a lot of
bachelorette parties,
491
00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:37,266
and we always have the penis
cookies, the penis straws,
492
00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:39,667
you know, the cutout faces.
493
00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:41,166
Sounds like a Tuesday night
at my house.
494
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:42,467
-Oh, jeez.
-[laughing]
495
00:20:42,634 --> 00:20:45,900
-[knocking on door]
-[David] Come in.
496
00:20:48,066 --> 00:20:49,567
-Hi.
-[David] Hi.
497
00:20:49,567 --> 00:20:51,967
-Uh-oh.
-Oh, no.
498
00:20:52,133 --> 00:20:56,600
-Yep, it's happening.
-Sarper, who is it?
499
00:20:56,767 --> 00:20:58,000
She's not dressed
like a stripper.
500
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,266
No.
501
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,166
These mother[bleep].
502
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:05,066
Do you have a bathroom
I can change in?
503
00:21:05,233 --> 00:21:06,667
[David] Yeah, yeah,
it's over here.
504
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,567
Why doesn't she just
have everything on?
505
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:10,467
Yeah, really,
she wasn't prepared.
506
00:21:10,634 --> 00:21:12,767
-She needs your tips, Sarper.
-No, she's not a professional.
507
00:21:12,934 --> 00:21:13,900
-Yeah.
-[Emily] She's no professional.
508
00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:15,266
She's not professional.
509
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,400
-[Luke] Oh, man.
-[Brian] Now put the crown on.
510
00:21:19,567 --> 00:21:20,767
OK.
511
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,100
This is so awkward.
512
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,867
He has a smile
on his face now.
513
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:29,200
I do think this stripper is not
as good as Sarper, I gotta say.
514
00:21:29,367 --> 00:21:30,533
This was awkward.
515
00:21:30,533 --> 00:21:33,700
She's like, "Sit down, let me
sit on you, cue my music."
516
00:21:35,066 --> 00:21:37,367
[Luke] I know that if Madelein
found out about this
517
00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:38,400
before the wedding,
518
00:21:38,567 --> 00:21:41,200
she'd call it off
and dump my ass.
519
00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:45,900
Oh, if she finds out?
You mean when she finds out.
520
00:21:46,066 --> 00:21:48,000
[Gabe] When.
It's only a matter of time.
521
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,300
I wish you would give us
a little, like, taste of
522
00:21:55,467 --> 00:21:56,600
what you would do.
-I know.
523
00:21:56,767 --> 00:21:57,800
Like, pretend
you're jumping in.
524
00:21:57,967 --> 00:22:00,166
-This is a bachelorette party.
-Yes.
525
00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:01,300
-Get over here.
-Get on her.
526
00:22:01,467 --> 00:22:03,867
-Come on, baby.
-Get on this wife of yours.
527
00:22:04,033 --> 00:22:05,100
[Sarper] Oh my god.
528
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,800
[Shekinah] Yeah?
529
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,600
Oh, she looks so shy.
530
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:19,100
[Sarper growls]
531
00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:21,500
-Wow.
-[Sarper] And dance.
532
00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:23,567
-Dance with her.
-OK.
533
00:22:23,734 --> 00:22:26,100
[Sarper] I say, "Come girl,
come girl."
534
00:22:26,266 --> 00:22:28,867
What do I do?
[Shekinah squeals]
535
00:22:28,867 --> 00:22:31,000
[all] Oh.
536
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,600
-Wow.
-OK.
537
00:22:32,767 --> 00:22:35,467
-You didn't do that to me.
-[laughing]
538
00:22:35,467 --> 00:22:38,367
[Sarper speaking]
539
00:22:38,367 --> 00:22:40,266
[Kobe speaking]
540
00:22:40,266 --> 00:22:42,700
And this is before
the marriage, and this is
541
00:22:42,867 --> 00:22:44,066
after the marriage.
542
00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:48,300
-That's the big difference.
-I look so cute right now!
543
00:22:49,867 --> 00:22:52,567
I've never put on a wig a day
in my life, but let's try this.
544
00:22:52,734 --> 00:22:54,667
Haven't been this covered up
in a while.
545
00:22:54,834 --> 00:22:56,500
Oh my god, these are tight!
546
00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:59,166
I'm not the same waist size
as I was back then.
547
00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:03,100
[Emily] So remember
how I told you to send me
548
00:23:03,266 --> 00:23:04,333
photos of yourselves
when you were younger?
549
00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:07,533
I've decided we're going to
recreate those looks.
550
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,367
[Emily] I'll tell you later.
Babe, get the box.
551
00:23:12,367 --> 00:23:13,333
I got you, girl.
552
00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:16,000
Everyone grab what you think
you'll need.
553
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,767
-[Gabe] I'm getting nervous.
-[Emily] Grab what
you think you need.
554
00:23:18,934 --> 00:23:21,100
-Who's wearing this?
-Oh, my god
555
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,867
-Oh!
-Take it off right now.
556
00:23:23,867 --> 00:23:25,000
You can give that to me.
557
00:23:26,667 --> 00:23:29,000
[upbeat music plays]
558
00:23:31,367 --> 00:23:32,667
I look so cute right now.
559
00:23:34,266 --> 00:23:35,600
[Kenny] Jeez.
560
00:23:35,767 --> 00:23:38,800
I've never put on a wig a day
in my life, but let's try this.
561
00:23:41,266 --> 00:23:44,000
[sputters]
[laughing]
562
00:23:44,166 --> 00:23:45,667
Oh my god!
563
00:23:45,667 --> 00:23:48,967
I haven't been this covered up
in a while.
564
00:23:49,133 --> 00:23:51,367
Remember, my childhood.
A lot has changed.
565
00:23:51,367 --> 00:23:53,367
Oh my god, these are tight!
566
00:23:53,367 --> 00:23:56,467
I'm not the same waist size
as I was back then.
567
00:23:56,467 --> 00:24:00,200
-OK, is everyone dressed?
-[Kenny] Oh, unfortunately.
568
00:24:00,367 --> 00:24:02,900
[Emily] Here we go.
Channel that photo, Tiff.
569
00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:05,967
-[all] Aw.
-[Kenny] That is cute.
570
00:24:06,133 --> 00:24:08,367
[Gabe] Rocking the teddy bears.
571
00:24:08,533 --> 00:24:11,700
[Emily] So cute!
Aw, Pepper
572
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:14,500
and Shekinah.
-[Sarper] That's cutie.
573
00:24:14,667 --> 00:24:17,967
-[camera shutter snaps]
-Oh my god.
574
00:24:18,133 --> 00:24:20,467
-Look at little Shekinah.
-[Gabe Look at the cat.
575
00:24:20,634 --> 00:24:22,767
-[Emily] So cute!
-[Kobe] When she was
still innocent.
576
00:24:22,934 --> 00:24:26,066
-[laughing]
-Three facelifts later.
577
00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:30,000
[Emily] All right, Gabe,
your turn, get in there.
578
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,767
-[Emily] OK, I like it.
-[man] All right.
579
00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:35,266
[Emily] Oh, my goodness.
Look at that!
580
00:24:35,433 --> 00:24:38,200
Red is your color.
Whoo!
581
00:24:38,367 --> 00:24:40,367
-[rock music plays]
-[everyone whooing]
582
00:24:41,367 --> 00:24:43,066
-[whistling]
-[Sarper] Rockstar.
583
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:46,600
[Emily] Pop the collar.
Whoo!
584
00:24:46,767 --> 00:24:48,367
[Emily] Strike the pose.
Come on, Kenny.
585
00:24:48,367 --> 00:24:51,300
-[camera shutter snaps]
-[Kobe] Whoa.
586
00:24:51,467 --> 00:24:53,767
Innocent Kenny, baby.
587
00:24:53,767 --> 00:24:56,467
-[Shekinah] Oh my god.
-[Emily] Good job, Kenny.
588
00:24:56,467 --> 00:24:59,100
[Emily] Now for my second
husband, come on, Kobe.
589
00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:00,867
-[cheering]
-[Emily] Oh, damn, babe.
590
00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:03,000
You looking like
we making a baby tonight.
591
00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:06,100
-Where's my look?
-[Emily] Yeah, look
at that smile.
592
00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:07,467
[Emily] You made that face
last night.
593
00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:13,266
Oh my god.
You're so cute, gosh.
594
00:25:13,266 --> 00:25:15,100
[Kenny] You're gonna be
wearing that outfit tonight.
595
00:25:15,266 --> 00:25:16,266
[Emily] All right, Sarpy.
596
00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:17,767
Let's see if you can
follow that.
597
00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:21,667
-[cheering]
-[Emily] Oh, that's a good look.
598
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:26,000
[laughing]
599
00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:28,100
[Kobe] You are the best, Sarpy!
600
00:25:28,266 --> 00:25:29,967
[Sarper] That's the first day
of my school.
601
00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:32,700
[Shekinah] You look
just like him.
602
00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:37,467
OK, babe, now it's your turn.
Take a photo of me and Coco.
603
00:25:37,467 --> 00:25:39,967
-[camera shutter snaps]
-[Shekinah] Horse girl.
604
00:25:40,133 --> 00:25:42,867
-[Kenny] Oh.
-[Shekinah] Cute.
605
00:25:42,867 --> 00:25:45,467
-[Shekinah] Aw,
dimples for days.
-[Kenny] This was your idea.
606
00:25:45,634 --> 00:25:47,767
-[Kenny] How come yours
is the cutest outfit?
-[Tiffany] Right?
607
00:25:47,767 --> 00:25:50,800
-[record scratches]
-[laughing]
608
00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:52,400
Squeeze in there, everyone.
609
00:25:52,567 --> 00:25:54,300
-One, two, three.
-[camera shutter snaps]
610
00:25:54,467 --> 00:25:56,367
[Kobe] Whoa!
611
00:25:56,367 --> 00:25:58,266
-[Tiffany] Funny face.
-[camera shutter snaps]
612
00:25:58,433 --> 00:26:01,000
-[Kenny] Can we change?
-[all] Yeah.
613
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,166
I can't do this anymore.
614
00:26:04,567 --> 00:26:06,266
-[Manon] OK, get out
of my house.
-[Sara] OK
615
00:26:06,266 --> 00:26:07,266
[speaking French]
I'm done.
616
00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:08,667
Oh.
617
00:26:08,834 --> 00:26:10,500
-Oh, yes.
-Look who it is.
618
00:26:10,667 --> 00:26:12,266
I want to see
how this ends up.
619
00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:13,567
Yes.
"Get out of my house."
620
00:26:13,734 --> 00:26:15,166
-"Get out of my house."
-[imitates door slamming]
621
00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:17,000
Manon and Anthony.
Wow.
622
00:26:17,166 --> 00:26:18,667
-Oh, god.
-It's not looking good.
623
00:26:18,834 --> 00:26:21,300
-No, not right now.
-It's not looking good.
624
00:26:21,467 --> 00:26:24,166
[Emily] Aw, Shekinah, your new
little cuddle buddy, Rosie.
625
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:25,567
I know, I love Rosie.
626
00:26:26,767 --> 00:26:28,266
Oh my gosh, look,
she loves you.
627
00:26:28,266 --> 00:26:30,266
-I love her.
-Looks like a stuffed animal.
628
00:26:30,433 --> 00:26:32,367
-Yes.
-I know.
629
00:26:32,367 --> 00:26:33,467
[Manon] I love your brother.
630
00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:36,000
I've done everything
for him, Sara.
631
00:26:36,166 --> 00:26:37,166
Do you think
I really want that?
632
00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:38,967
I never guessed that,
Manon, but this is where
633
00:26:39,133 --> 00:26:41,667
my concerns sit is
when you tell me these things.
634
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:43,667
[Manon] Because it was
a very tough time.
635
00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:46,800
And I said I want to improve.
I said I want to improve.
636
00:26:46,967 --> 00:26:48,100
Time out.
Enough!
637
00:26:48,266 --> 00:26:49,967
-[Manon] I said
I don't want that.
-Enough.
638
00:26:51,066 --> 00:26:52,166
Oh, yup.
She's like --
639
00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:54,000
-Daddy.
-My dad would do that.
640
00:26:54,166 --> 00:26:56,400
My dad would call it, "Enough."
641
00:26:56,567 --> 00:26:59,767
But also it feels like maybe
this is like a common thing
642
00:26:59,934 --> 00:27:01,767
for her, maybe she's a little
bit annoying and they know that.
643
00:27:01,767 --> 00:27:04,367
-So they're like,
"All right, shut up."
-Maybe she's
644
00:27:04,367 --> 00:27:06,166
a problem-starter
in the beginning.
645
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:08,300
So the dad's like, "Just stop.
We're done."
646
00:27:09,767 --> 00:27:12,400
[Anthony] Tensions are high.
Ben's getting really fussy.
647
00:27:12,567 --> 00:27:13,500
Needs some food.
648
00:27:13,667 --> 00:27:15,567
Needs to wind-down
and go to bed.
649
00:27:15,734 --> 00:27:17,567
I really appreciate
you guys coming.
650
00:27:17,567 --> 00:27:19,000
I want to spend more time
with you guys
651
00:27:19,166 --> 00:27:20,767
because we are leaving.
652
00:27:20,767 --> 00:27:23,767
But we just have to
sit on it and reflect.
653
00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:25,600
-Basically, "Get
the [bleep] out."
-GTFO.
654
00:27:25,767 --> 00:27:27,000
Yeah, it's like,
"OK, the night's over."
655
00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:28,166
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
656
00:27:28,166 --> 00:27:29,667
Good thing the kid's there,
they wouldn't have
657
00:27:29,667 --> 00:27:32,600
an excuse to.
-I was gonna say that, too.
658
00:27:32,767 --> 00:27:34,066
He needs to be like
"OK, it's bedtime."
659
00:27:34,233 --> 00:27:35,800
Actually, you know
who else did this?
Yara.
660
00:27:35,967 --> 00:27:37,066
-Oh, yes.
-Remember?
661
00:27:37,233 --> 00:27:39,000
She's like, "It's time
for her to go to bed,
662
00:27:39,166 --> 00:27:40,367
everyone get out."
663
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,000
-6:00 PM.
-Yep.
664
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,166
Because that's not how
I wanted it to happen, though.
665
00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:47,400
That's not cool what she said.
666
00:27:47,567 --> 00:27:49,367
I'm sorry, but I had to
tell her let's go.
667
00:27:49,367 --> 00:27:50,667
-I had to.
-[Anthony] Whoa, whoa, hey.
668
00:27:50,834 --> 00:27:52,800
[Manon] I had to.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
669
00:27:52,967 --> 00:27:55,567
I think everybody's on your
side that that was unwarranted.
670
00:27:55,734 --> 00:27:59,567
Oh, hold it together.
It's not the end of the world.
671
00:27:59,567 --> 00:28:02,000
-Oh, Kenny.
-What?
672
00:28:04,367 --> 00:28:06,367
She thought they were
best friends, and she
673
00:28:06,367 --> 00:28:08,667
threw her under the bus.
And look at that.
674
00:28:08,834 --> 00:28:10,667
Go put that baby in the crib.
Look at him.
675
00:28:10,834 --> 00:28:13,266
He's tired.
He's tired of this [bleep].
676
00:28:13,266 --> 00:28:14,867
He's like, "Just
a regular Tuesday."
677
00:28:16,266 --> 00:28:18,100
[Manon] Selling the house
and moving to France,
678
00:28:18,266 --> 00:28:21,000
I know it is a drastic measure.
She is right.
679
00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:25,667
This move is very much to
essentially save our marriage.
680
00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:28,000
I mean, this dinner is
very tense, but I'm hoping
681
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,667
before they move,
everyone can be on a good page.
682
00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:31,900
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
683
00:28:32,066 --> 00:28:34,367
Everyone can forgive each
other and we can move forward
684
00:28:34,367 --> 00:28:37,367
because the last thing you want
to do is move across country
685
00:28:37,367 --> 00:28:39,900
with tension with your family.
-They'll do it.
686
00:28:40,066 --> 00:28:41,367
But I feel like Anthony's
really good at
687
00:28:41,533 --> 00:28:42,600
calming her down, no?
688
00:28:42,767 --> 00:28:45,400
Like, she's like the fire
and he's the ice.
689
00:28:45,567 --> 00:28:46,600
-She's the sauce.
-Yeah.
690
00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:48,400
She's the sauce
and he's the base.
691
00:28:48,567 --> 00:28:50,500
Yep.
692
00:28:58,867 --> 00:29:03,967
Professor Kenny gives it
A for effort, F for execution.
693
00:29:04,133 --> 00:29:05,300
But you feel bad for him.
694
00:29:05,467 --> 00:29:06,767
I'm gonna give him
a D-minus.
695
00:29:06,934 --> 00:29:08,166
I know, I feel bad, too.
696
00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:11,667
[Kenny] All right, we're gonna
play a little trivia game.
697
00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:13,367
Professor Kenny is
in the classroom.
698
00:29:13,367 --> 00:29:14,900
[cheering]
699
00:29:15,066 --> 00:29:19,700
What is Kansas' biggest export?
Beef, sunflowers, or corn?
700
00:29:19,867 --> 00:29:21,467
And if you don't know this...
701
00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:23,166
-It's beef.
-Beef?
702
00:29:23,166 --> 00:29:24,467
Is it?
I would say it's corn.
703
00:29:24,467 --> 00:29:26,000
We pass so much corn fields.
704
00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:28,200
It's beef.
My husband knows.
705
00:29:28,367 --> 00:29:29,400
Is it really?
706
00:29:29,567 --> 00:29:31,100
Since Kobe got
here, it's beef.
707
00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:32,567
-[bell dings]
-[laughing]
708
00:29:32,734 --> 00:29:34,767
-It's Kobe beef.
-[Shekinah] It's Kobe beef.
709
00:29:34,934 --> 00:29:37,867
The IPA style of beer was
invented in
710
00:29:38,033 --> 00:29:42,000
India, England,
or Massachusetts?
-India.
711
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,400
-India.
-England.
712
00:29:43,567 --> 00:29:44,767
-It's an India pale ale.
-England.
713
00:29:44,767 --> 00:29:46,266
-Yeah.
-England.
714
00:29:46,266 --> 00:29:47,600
You said it first,
you get a point.
715
00:29:47,767 --> 00:29:49,367
-Thank you, finally.
-[Gabe] What is this?
716
00:29:49,533 --> 00:29:54,100
England developed to withstand
the long export voyage
717
00:29:54,266 --> 00:29:56,967
to India.
-See, I know my IPAs.
718
00:29:57,133 --> 00:29:59,567
Olive oil wrestling is
the national sport of
719
00:29:59,567 --> 00:30:03,600
which country?
Turkey, Bulgaria, or Romania?
720
00:30:03,767 --> 00:30:05,100
-Romania.
-Turkey.
721
00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:06,567
-[bell dings]
-Is it Turkey?
722
00:30:10,667 --> 00:30:13,634
-That's where they stick
their hands down their pants.
-[Sarper] Yes.
723
00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:18,867
How many countries
make up the UK?
724
00:30:19,033 --> 00:30:20,600
-Four, I could even name them.
-[bell dings]
725
00:30:20,767 --> 00:30:21,700
I'm just curious.
726
00:30:21,867 --> 00:30:23,467
I can name them,
because I'm the teacher.
727
00:30:24,767 --> 00:30:26,066
It's four.
728
00:30:26,233 --> 00:30:29,767
It's Scotland, Northern Ireland,
Wales, and England.
729
00:30:29,934 --> 00:30:31,467
Last question.
730
00:30:31,467 --> 00:30:34,266
How much spaghetti does
the average American eat
731
00:30:34,433 --> 00:30:35,567
each year?
-Oh.
732
00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:37,000
-Wow.
-We need to ask Jenny.
733
00:30:37,166 --> 00:30:39,200
I wish Jenny was here.
All right.
734
00:30:39,367 --> 00:30:42,767
10 pounds, 20 pounds,
or 30 pounds?
735
00:30:42,934 --> 00:30:44,166
-30.
-20.
736
00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:47,000
I would say probably
in the middle, 20.
737
00:30:47,166 --> 00:30:48,867
-[Tiffany] Watch it be 30.
-Gabe said it first.
738
00:30:49,033 --> 00:30:50,500
-20 pounds.
-[bell dings]
739
00:30:50,667 --> 00:30:53,200
Gabe, you get a B+.
740
00:30:54,266 --> 00:30:55,467
Shekinah, I'm sorry,
you got a C.
741
00:30:55,467 --> 00:30:58,000
-[laughing]
-[Tiffany] Wow.
742
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,967
You got a C cup.
743
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:04,200
-I have actually double Ds.
-OK, you want to go lower?
744
00:31:04,367 --> 00:31:05,367
You got a D.
745
00:31:07,066 --> 00:31:09,200
[music plays]
746
00:31:12,266 --> 00:31:14,166
-Where are we?
-India.
747
00:31:14,166 --> 00:31:16,567
We got Jenny and Sumit.
748
00:31:16,734 --> 00:31:18,467
Indian's one of
my favorite foods, I'm gonna
749
00:31:18,634 --> 00:31:20,667
tell you.
That butter chicken.
750
00:31:20,834 --> 00:31:22,767
Oh, butter chicken!
751
00:31:22,934 --> 00:31:25,567
[Sumit] Jenny and I are planning
to go to see the cafe.
752
00:31:25,567 --> 00:31:27,467
Once you're done with
your work, if you want, you can
753
00:31:27,634 --> 00:31:29,700
join us over there.
-[speaking Hindi]
754
00:31:29,867 --> 00:31:31,500
[Sumit speaking]
755
00:31:33,967 --> 00:31:36,467
This is the smartest thing
I've ever seen them do.
756
00:31:36,634 --> 00:31:38,266
In Mexico,
there's carts everywhere,
757
00:31:38,266 --> 00:31:39,667
and they all do great.
758
00:31:39,834 --> 00:31:41,967
In Colombia, there's just,
like, somebody walking around
759
00:31:42,133 --> 00:31:44,166
with a canister of coffee
and a bunch of cups.
760
00:31:44,166 --> 00:31:46,567
They do that there, too.
And people buy it.
761
00:31:46,567 --> 00:31:48,600
-Is that a cafe?
-It's like a cafe person.
762
00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:53,967
[Jenny] Wow!
So, they've been working on it.
763
00:31:54,133 --> 00:31:55,667
[Sumit speaking]
764
00:32:08,367 --> 00:32:12,000
-Oh, I wouldn't have done that.
-Oh, no.
765
00:32:12,166 --> 00:32:13,667
Somebody need to
keep their job.
766
00:32:13,834 --> 00:32:16,000
Somebody got too much faith
in Homeway Cafe.
767
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,867
-[Kenny] Yes.
-Yeah, but Jenny
wants to move out.
768
00:32:17,867 --> 00:32:20,500
-How is she gonna...
-She's gonna be stealing
from the till.
769
00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:25,100
[Sumit] There's one window
on this side, and there is
770
00:32:25,266 --> 00:32:28,266
another window on that side.
-[Amit] OK.
771
00:32:31,967 --> 00:32:33,500
-Yeah, good.
-No, it's not.
772
00:32:33,667 --> 00:32:34,567
Call it out.
773
00:32:34,567 --> 00:32:36,266
I feel like
they expected more.
774
00:32:36,433 --> 00:32:37,667
I just can't imagine it.
775
00:32:37,834 --> 00:32:39,767
Like, I can't imagine
all six in there getting along,
776
00:32:39,767 --> 00:32:41,700
happy, "Oh, here's your food."
No.
777
00:32:41,867 --> 00:32:42,967
But I hope it does.
778
00:32:42,967 --> 00:32:44,367
I mean, I don't want to,
like, rain on their parade.
779
00:32:44,533 --> 00:32:45,800
I do --
who am I to talk?
780
00:32:45,967 --> 00:32:48,100
We got $20,000 worth of
underwear in our basement
781
00:32:48,266 --> 00:32:49,367
we never sold.
782
00:32:49,533 --> 00:32:51,367
We have no reason
to give advice.
783
00:32:51,367 --> 00:32:52,600
Underwear?
784
00:32:52,767 --> 00:32:55,100
Oh, Kobe and I started
a line years ago.
785
00:32:55,266 --> 00:32:56,667
Still there.
Never launched.
786
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,767
[all] Aw.
787
00:33:09,767 --> 00:33:12,667
-Poor guy.
-It's OK, Sumit.
788
00:33:12,667 --> 00:33:17,500
Professor Kenny gives it
A for effort, F for execution.
789
00:33:17,667 --> 00:33:18,900
-Didn't work.
-Agreed.
790
00:33:18,900 --> 00:33:21,467
Aw, but you feel bad for him.
I'm gonna give him a D-minus.
791
00:33:21,634 --> 00:33:23,700
-I know, I feel bad, too.
-Yeah.
792
00:33:23,867 --> 00:33:25,100
Oh my gosh, you know what?
793
00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:28,166
I think my mom actually
made us all spaghetti.
794
00:33:28,333 --> 00:33:29,400
Really?
795
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,000
Yes, and she may have made,
like, a whole spread,
796
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,266
so let's go check it out.
-Let's go!
797
00:33:35,433 --> 00:33:37,400
[Gabe] Did she use
Jenny's recipe?
798
00:33:37,567 --> 00:33:39,667
My friends think
I'm making a mistake.
799
00:33:39,667 --> 00:33:42,767
My family is not happy
about the distance
800
00:33:42,934 --> 00:33:44,300
I'm putting between us.
801
00:33:44,467 --> 00:33:46,000
What did your mom say
when you were moving?
802
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,867
She try to talk you
out of it?
803
00:33:48,033 --> 00:33:49,033
Yes.
804
00:33:49,033 --> 00:33:52,266
I was like, "I know better.
He's a great guy."
805
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:58,300
-[Lisa] Welcome to
the spaghetti bar.
-This looks amazing.
806
00:33:58,467 --> 00:34:00,567
I hope you find
something you like.
807
00:34:00,567 --> 00:34:03,000
Oh, we're at
the spaghetti bar.
808
00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:04,266
-Welcome.
-[Emily] Thanks, Mom.
809
00:34:04,266 --> 00:34:06,667
Oh, I'm gonna try
a little maple syrup action.
810
00:34:06,834 --> 00:34:08,900
Well, I did it when I was
pregnant with, uh,
811
00:34:09,066 --> 00:34:10,367
I'm not pregnant now.
812
00:34:10,533 --> 00:34:12,867
-[Gabe] And I like the tuna.
-I heard that you like that.
813
00:34:12,867 --> 00:34:15,400
That's why I brought that out.
That is a new one on me.
814
00:34:15,567 --> 00:34:19,600
-[Emily] Oh, that's so sweet.
-Oh my god!
815
00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:20,667
Thank you so much.
816
00:34:20,834 --> 00:34:22,367
Hosting us, you are
the best host.
817
00:34:22,367 --> 00:34:24,166
-Oh, it's my pleasure.
-And you are so beautiful.
818
00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:27,166
-[Lisa] Oh, you're so sweet.
-You're the most gorgeous.
819
00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:30,600
David is a very lucky guy.
820
00:34:30,767 --> 00:34:33,467
-Hello.
-[Lisa] Hi.
821
00:34:33,634 --> 00:34:36,066
-[Lisa] Are you guys having fun?
-I love your restaurant,
your little cafe.
822
00:34:36,233 --> 00:34:38,867
-Oh, thank you so much.
-Is this from your garden?
823
00:34:38,867 --> 00:34:40,767
-It looks fresh.
-[Lisa] It is from my garden.
824
00:34:40,934 --> 00:34:43,100
It is -- I don't know if anybody
else will be brave enough
825
00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:45,266
to put tuna.
-I think Gabe's the only one
826
00:34:45,266 --> 00:34:46,567
who's doing that.
-Yeah.
827
00:34:46,734 --> 00:34:47,800
[Tiffany] I feel like
they're all the weirdos.
828
00:34:47,967 --> 00:34:49,066
I'm the only one.
I'm just...
829
00:34:49,066 --> 00:34:52,266
-We put some ranch on it.
-We put some ranch on it.
830
00:34:52,433 --> 00:34:55,000
OK, thank you, Lisa.
Thank you, Mom.
831
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,100
[all] Thank you.
832
00:34:57,266 --> 00:34:59,800
All right, Gabe,
you put tuna on yours.
833
00:34:59,967 --> 00:35:01,200
What else?
Ranch?
834
00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:03,667
Bacon, ranch,
and some green stuff.
835
00:35:03,667 --> 00:35:05,367
Oh, yeah, I put some
ranch on it.
836
00:35:05,533 --> 00:35:06,567
It was good with the bacon.
837
00:35:06,567 --> 00:35:07,700
Yeah, it's good
with the bacon.
838
00:35:07,867 --> 00:35:09,367
-It's really good.
-Did anyone do pineapple?
839
00:35:09,367 --> 00:35:10,567
Don't knock it
till you try it.
840
00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:12,400
No, I almost did.
841
00:35:12,567 --> 00:35:14,000
Yeah.
842
00:35:17,567 --> 00:35:19,400
Luckily, we both like
the same position,
843
00:35:19,567 --> 00:35:21,000
so it works out.
844
00:35:21,166 --> 00:35:23,667
♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪
845
00:35:23,834 --> 00:35:24,700
Where are we?
846
00:35:24,867 --> 00:35:25,967
-No.
-Who is it?
847
00:35:26,133 --> 00:35:27,467
-The girl with the pirate.
-[Emily] Is it?
848
00:35:27,467 --> 00:35:30,100
-Oh, Chloe?
-[Michelle] Your coffee's
ready, honey.
849
00:35:30,266 --> 00:35:32,900
[Chloe] OK, I'm coming.
850
00:35:33,066 --> 00:35:35,767
♪ I need your love ♪
851
00:35:35,934 --> 00:35:38,000
All right, Chloe's about to
head to Aruba.
852
00:35:38,166 --> 00:35:41,100
-Let's go.
-From snow to Caribbean.
853
00:35:41,266 --> 00:35:42,967
Wow, what a change.
854
00:35:43,133 --> 00:35:45,767
-Yeah.
-A big progress.
I love that.
855
00:35:45,934 --> 00:35:48,467
-I'm gonna miss you.
-Miss you, too.
856
00:35:48,467 --> 00:35:50,066
Don't go.
857
00:35:50,233 --> 00:35:51,166
Goodbye.
858
00:35:51,333 --> 00:35:52,767
Oh, my god.
859
00:35:52,934 --> 00:35:54,400
-"Goodbye."
-"Don't go."
"Bye."
860
00:35:54,567 --> 00:35:56,700
I feel like Mom is confident
she'll be back soon.
861
00:35:56,867 --> 00:35:57,834
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
862
00:35:57,834 --> 00:36:00,800
-Yeah.
-I spent one month
in Columbus, Ohio,
863
00:36:00,967 --> 00:36:04,266
in the snow, and it was
the worst time I've ever had
in my life.
864
00:36:04,433 --> 00:36:06,567
-Let me tell you, though.
-[Gabe] No, it was terrible.
865
00:36:06,567 --> 00:36:07,734
-The snow is OK.
-[Gabe] It was terrible.
866
00:36:07,734 --> 00:36:11,467
For me to get to the store,
I had to scrape off the snow
867
00:36:11,467 --> 00:36:12,767
off the car.
-[Emily] Yeah.
868
00:36:12,934 --> 00:36:15,100
-Everything was terrible.
-That's how it is in Montana.
869
00:36:15,266 --> 00:36:17,667
-Terrible.
-Yeah, but you like
the snow, or no?
870
00:36:17,834 --> 00:36:21,767
No, I don't care for the snow,
but I also hate sand, so yeah.
871
00:36:21,934 --> 00:36:23,500
-So where are you going?
-The pool.
872
00:36:23,667 --> 00:36:26,200
-[laughing]
-Yeah, true.
873
00:36:26,367 --> 00:36:28,767
Even though I'm reassuring my
mom that I know what I'm doing,
874
00:36:28,934 --> 00:36:31,200
the truth is I do not.
875
00:36:31,367 --> 00:36:32,700
We know, baby girl, we know.
876
00:36:32,867 --> 00:36:33,800
We figured that.
877
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,266
There's no way you know
what you're doing.
878
00:36:35,266 --> 00:36:37,667
I have a lot of questions
about how she's gonna survive.
879
00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:39,600
She's gonna be like,
"Mom, we need some money,"
880
00:36:39,767 --> 00:36:41,166
and it's gonna
go all to him.
881
00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:46,266
-Or he will flirt with
other woman for tips.
-Yeah.
882
00:36:46,266 --> 00:36:48,667
My friends think
I'm making a mistake.
883
00:36:48,834 --> 00:36:51,567
My family is not happy
about the distance
884
00:36:51,734 --> 00:36:53,166
I'm putting between us.
885
00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:55,367
What did your mom say
when you were moving?
886
00:36:55,533 --> 00:36:56,700
She try to talk you
out of it?
887
00:36:56,867 --> 00:36:57,867
Yes.
888
00:36:57,867 --> 00:37:01,166
I was like, "I know better.
He's a great guy."
889
00:37:01,166 --> 00:37:04,000
[laughing]
890
00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:06,100
[Chloe] I think I'm still that
girl who wants to take
891
00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:08,000
this huge leap of faith.
892
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,800
I just hope that I don't end up
falling flat on my face.
893
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,100
-You know, I wish her luck.
-Yeah.
894
00:37:14,266 --> 00:37:15,400
I do, too.
895
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,767
Because if she doesn't do it
now, she'll always wonder.
896
00:37:17,767 --> 00:37:19,367
-[Shekinah] She'll
always wonder.
-[Kenny] Yeah.
897
00:37:19,367 --> 00:37:21,867
You know what my, what
I always said when I was,
898
00:37:22,033 --> 00:37:23,700
like, younger?
I still kind of say it.
899
00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:26,266
But it was always my phrase,
"Do it for the story."
900
00:37:26,266 --> 00:37:28,900
You have such a collection
of stories now.
901
00:37:29,066 --> 00:37:30,767
Yeah.
902
00:37:30,934 --> 00:37:33,900
[announcer] Next time on
"90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way."
903
00:37:34,066 --> 00:37:36,567
-[Jonathan] Chloe.
-Pirates.
904
00:37:36,567 --> 00:37:39,400
-There they are.
-[cheering]
905
00:37:39,567 --> 00:37:42,300
[Chloe] Are you excited?
906
00:37:42,467 --> 00:37:43,900
You think I wasn't
gonna come back?
907
00:37:44,066 --> 00:37:46,367
You know, sometimes you argue
with me and you tell me when.
908
00:37:46,367 --> 00:37:47,667
Oh, here we go.
909
00:37:47,834 --> 00:37:49,367
-Oh.
-Oh, gosh.
910
00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:51,100
-Not now.
-Oh, my gosh.
911
00:37:51,266 --> 00:37:53,100
It's too soon.
She just landed.
912
00:37:53,266 --> 00:37:56,467
-Why is he talking about that?
-Wait for it, bro.
913
00:37:56,634 --> 00:37:58,867
-Wait for it.
-[Manon] Let's go.
914
00:37:59,033 --> 00:38:00,200
Let's go.
915
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,467
I've been a little bit
emotional about the fact that
916
00:38:02,467 --> 00:38:04,467
I'm leaving LA.
-Oh, we're leaving!
917
00:38:04,634 --> 00:38:06,567
Oh, man, they're headed
to France.
918
00:38:06,734 --> 00:38:07,867
Don't cry, girl.
919
00:38:07,867 --> 00:38:09,867
I cannot be like,
"Yay, Marseille,
920
00:38:10,033 --> 00:38:12,667
I love it so much."
No, I don't.
921
00:38:12,667 --> 00:38:15,767
Oh, no.
922
00:38:15,767 --> 00:38:17,767
Yeah.
923
00:38:17,767 --> 00:38:20,100
-I want to go to Marseille.
-[Rohan] How are you?
924
00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:22,166
We need equipment
for the cafe,
925
00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:25,367
so I called my friend Rohan.
-[Rohan speaking]
926
00:38:25,533 --> 00:38:27,166
[Sumit] She can cook,
you know, spaghetti.
927
00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:32,767
-Yeah, I can make spaghetti.
-Oh, spaghetti.
928
00:38:32,934 --> 00:38:34,867
-Jenny's special dish.
-Bankruptcy.
929
00:38:35,033 --> 00:38:36,066
Bankruptcy.
930
00:38:37,100 --> 00:38:38,700
[Rohan] I don't think that
they have any clue
931
00:38:38,867 --> 00:38:40,467
what they are getting into.
932
00:38:40,467 --> 00:38:43,667
Well, your business was so good,
it shut down, right?
933
00:38:43,667 --> 00:38:47,266
-[laughing]
-Go, girl!
934
00:38:49,467 --> 00:38:52,900
-You guys, I had so much fun
with you all.
-We did, too.
935
00:38:53,066 --> 00:38:55,467
Like just being here
and thank you for partaking in
936
00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:58,500
the activities and dressing up,
bobbing for doughnuts,
937
00:38:58,667 --> 00:39:01,000
you know, Professor Kenny.
938
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,700
We learned some strip moves
from Sarper.
939
00:39:04,867 --> 00:39:06,467
-[cheering]
-I got a strip-tease.
940
00:39:06,634 --> 00:39:09,567
[Emily] Yes, you did.
941
00:39:09,734 --> 00:39:10,867
It was so much fun.
942
00:39:11,033 --> 00:39:12,767
We're gonna miss you
when you go home.
943
00:39:12,934 --> 00:39:15,066
[Shekinah] We're gonna
miss you guys.
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00:39:15,233 --> 00:39:18,667
-[Emily] Your boyfriend.
-He's gonna miss his man.
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00:39:20,467 --> 00:39:22,967
Look after him,
look after him well.
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00:39:23,133 --> 00:39:25,166
I will, I will,
don't you worry.
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00:39:25,166 --> 00:39:26,467
He put an AirTag on you.
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00:39:28,266 --> 00:39:30,100
[theme music plays]
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[Kobe] Oh, oh, Sarper.
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