Original subtitles

[music plays]

All right, name of the game is Doughnut-on-a-String.

You can't use your hands. Partner has to feed you.

The first person to finish your doughnut wins.

-[Emily] Dad, you call the winner. -OK.

-Ready, set, go. -[Kenny] Eat it good.

Eat it good.

[music plays]

-[Shekinah] Babe, get it, babe. -[David] Open up, man.

[Kenny] She's eating the whole damn thing.

Take it. Take it all.

[Tiffany] Don't let it fall. Don't let it fall, oh [bleep].

-[Tiffany] Don't let it fall. -We won!

-All right, Ken and Emily. -Thank you, thank you.

[Tiffany] Aw, you can always count on Rosie to pick up the scraps.

[Kenny] Uh-huh.

[music plays]

[Emily] Remember how I told you to send me photos of yourselves

when you were younger?

I've decided we're going to recreate those looks.

[Tiffany] Pop the collar!

[camera shutter snaps]

-[Kenny] Whoa. -[Tiffany] Oh my god.

[Kobe] Innocent Kenny, baby.

-[camera shutter snaps] -[man] Oh my gosh.

[Kobe] When she was still innocent.

-Three facelifts later. -[laughing]

[music plays]

My name is Jonathan.

They like to call me Johny.

I'm from the beautiful island of Aruba, and I'm 32 years old.

[in pirate voice] "Arr, my name is Johny.

I'm...want the doubloons."

Is that a bald eagle on his neck?

-I thought it was a chicken. -Oh, really?

-Chickens go like that. -Chicken.

[woman] Where's the music?

[Luke] I don't want to do nothing that's going to get me

in trouble.

If a stripper's there, he's in trouble.

-Oh my god. -[Kobe speaking]

[Kenny] Oh.

-[laughing] -Oh, OK.

I need a pillow now.

[theme music plays]

[Emily speaking]

He had to go into work.

He had to close a deal, so he's not gonna make it.

But you know what?

That's OK, because I have my work husband with me.

-[Tiffany] Oh, oh. -[laughing]

Love you.

-A Britney-Madonna moment. -Holy cow, I had to pull away.

They kissed, and now Kenny is pregnant.

-No, I am. -[Gabe] It just takes one kiss

for Emily to get pregnant. That's it.

Literally, my husband looks at me, I'm knocked up.

OK, the show's about to start.

-Let's go. -Yes, let's go.

[music plays]

-India! -Cow!

-Yes. -What game is that? Does anyone play?

[Sarper] Cricket, cricket. It's cricket.

Baseball and cricket, I cannot comprehend it, you know?

-You can't comprehend it? -[Sarper] Yeah.

I love every game with the ball.

Every game with the balls, but not those.

Jenny and Sumit. Oh, let's go.

It's our first night living in the house with Sumit's family.

"And I'm miserable."

[Jenny] They're going through all my stuff.

They find my alcohol.

And I feel like I'm a child, and I'm not.

-I'm a grown lady. -"They find my alcohol."

She was fine until she lost the alcohol.

Yeah. That was her one lifeline.

There are two flies on my body having sex right now.

They must have felt your energy.

[Jenny] So what I need is two pans.

I need a big one for the noodles, and then

a smaller pan for the sauce. -OK, I'll get you.

Oh, gosh.

There's a lot of stuff on that counter.

There is a lot.

-Yeah, remember when -- -And they were judging her

with all her stuff out. -Exactly.

-[speaking Hindi] -Spaghetti.

Whoa.

[laughing]

-So intricate! -Wow, I hate spaghetti.

Do you ever do the spaghetti and noodle kiss?

[mwah]

Oh, you're the Tramp. I'm the Lady.

I would say it's the other way around, sir.

[Jenny] I hope this is gonna be enough for everybody.

-Is the water boiling? -No.

That water is not boiling at all.

For real.

Take a big bite.

[Jenny] Mm.

-[Tiffany] The mom is not feeling it. -Where's the greens at?

-Where's the garlic bread? -Yeah, exactly.

Where's the garlic, period?

[Shree speaking]

Who throws the noodle on the wall to see if it's done?

-[Gabe] I do. -I don't, I taste it.

I have a couple on my ceiling.

A couple on my ceiling I can't reach.

I'm gonna look tonight. Don't, no.

[speaking Hindi]

From tomorrow, Mom is saying that you will be cooking.

-OK, spaghetti every night? -[all] No.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

This bitch has spaghetti every night?

They were all like this.

I can eat spaghetti any time, any day, any place.

-Love spaghetti. -[Shekinah] Same.

When I was pregnant, I ate marinara sauce.

-Like, I craved that. -Out of a jar?

And I would literally eat it without spaghetti.

Armando puts ranch on everything.

-[Kenny] Spaghetti, pizza, everything. -Wow. Phew!

Sumit knows how to cook.

[Sadhna chuckling]

[Sadhna speaking Hindi] -Me too, I'm...

cafe with Sumit.

[speaking Hindi]

-Jenny better not cook. -Yeah.

Maybe she can make a mean latte, though.

Or she can just be the hostess.

Yeah.

It's only the first night in the house.

If this is how things are starting out, I don't know

what the future's gonna hold.

I don't know how this is gonna go for Jenny,

but I could really go for some pasta right now.

-Me too. -Me too.

-That's for sure. -All right, everyone's in.

I'll talk to my mom, I'll see if she can make us some.

-Oh. -Thank you.

I think it'll be better than Jenny's.

-Yeah. -For sure.

It can't be worse than Jenny's.

Yeah, true, true, true.

[Kobe speaking]

[laughing]

[Emily] All right, I know these flies are all around,

so I'm gonna get them for you. -Thank you.

Whenever you see it, let me know.

Oh, Kenny, there is one right there.

[Emily] I told you.

It's a baby. It's a baby one.

-Did you get it? -You killed a baby?

I don't care. Everyone, just keep me posted.

-Here we go. -Let's meet this guy.

We know where we're at.

I know someone has a move like that in this room.

Holy [bleep].

That strip-tease he gave you.

My name is Jonathan.

They like to call me Johny.

I'm from the beautiful island of Aruba, and I'm 32 years old.

[in pirate voice] "Arr, my name is Johny. I'm...want the doubloons."

-"Want the doubloons." -[Jamaican accent] Walk the plank!

-Oh, wait a minute. -That's a -- that's Jamaican.

-Walk the plank! -You're gonna never make it.

-Kenny is a Jamaican pirate. -I know.

-I'm in the Caribbean. -[with Jamaican accent] Walk on the plank, man!

-As you guys can see, we are on a pirate ship. -[cheering]

[Jonathan speaking]

I work on the Jolly Pirates. I'm a first mate.

Oh, my god! It's really a pirate ship.

-Yeah. -Yes.

Oh, my god.

You think they'd dress up more like pirates.

I know, right?

Like, a T-shirt and shorts is not giving me pirates.

-[Kenny] Yeah. -Use your imagination.

Once you drink more, we start turning into pirates.

The thing that he does is so [bleep] difficult with the hands.

I mean, I cannot believe.

Yeah. When I was soldier,

I was trying to do that, and it's so difficult.

-He's like a monkey -[Tiffany] Strong mother[bleep].

It's a big booze cruise where people just come, party,

drink, and dance.

It's a lot of fun to work on the boat.

Can't complain.

Have any of you guys ever been white-girl wasted

on a booze cruise like that?

Oh, I've been white-girl wasted so many times.

No, I've never been on a cruise like that.

I went on a party cruise.

It was my first cruise, and I was sponsored

by an energy drink.

And I went, and I just partied the whole time.

-Were there pirates? -[Shekinah] It was so fun.

There was no pirates. There was no Sarper.

♪ But I can get behind this beat, yeah ♪

One thing that I really, really like about Chloe is that

she's very athletic and outgoing, and she has,

like, no fear.

She's a very attractive woman, you know?

[Jonathan] Blue eyes, blonde hair.

Oh, she has very pretty eyes.

Her eyes are very pretty.

He's lucky.

-He is lucky. -He better not mess this up.

-He will, though. -I think he is.

-[Tiffany] Yeah, he will. -He will, though, for sure.

Is that a bald eagle on his neck?

-I thought it was a chicken. -Oh, really?

-Chickens go like that. -Chicken.

[Jonathan] When you work on a boat, you have the reputation of like

a player and you know, but I'm not chasing them,

they're chasing me.

[all] Oh.

They're chasing me, but I'm just going

a little slow so they can catch up.

Yeah, but I ain't walking fast.

They do.

She's been blowing up my phone.

[Keyner] Holy [bleep].

I see so many calls also, like.

Oh man, she keeps calling, acting like I can answer

when I'm working, you know?

-Wow. -Oh my gosh.

It's like she called him 17 times in a day or something.

Oh, he loves it.

He's like, "Check this out."

-Yeah. -"Look how many times

she texts me and calls me." -[Shekinah] I can't stand guys like that.

Were you that way, babe?

He didn't say, "No."

[Jonathan] I gave her access to everything.

My cameras. I gave her my location.

I tried to answer the phone.

Even in the middle of the night, I would try my best, it's always,

it's always something, man. -We don't share a location.

You need to. I don't need to.

I track it, like, on our car app.

-You track it. -She has a tracker on his car.

-No. -She goes, "I don't have his location."

When he's late for work, I get worried.

-"I get worried." -"I get worried."

Oh, OK.

[Jonathan] I love Chloe.

When we're together, there's nothing that can

stop us.

I really want to start a life with her.

I really want to settle.

And I really do believe that I want a family unit

with her.

I just want to see if she's mature enough and ready

for that, you know?

Let's see if you're mature enough and ready for that.

Exactly, that's exactly what I was thinking, so...

Look, there it is on your shoe.

-The fly is right here. -OK, don't move.

Give me it. I can get it.

-Yes, you have to be fast. -Here, you can get it.

You have to be slow. Oh, my god.

He can get it. He can get it.

-Just wait. -Hit it, babe.

It's a baby. It's fast.

-Babe, you're taking too long. -Got it, right here.

Sorry, pepper. You got it.

-Oh, don't pick it -- -Oh!

[Jonathan] I don't know if she's ready for that,

but I'm hoping she could show me that she is because I would

truly go on one knee and ask her to marry me.

I mean, I guess we're gonna see,

a lot is about to unfold because she's on her way there

right now. -[Shekinah] I want to see them together.

-Yes. -Hey mother[bleep].

-[bleep] -All right, Kobe.

My baby.

-[Kobe speaking] -You had to come back.

-You had to. -You got to separate them.

-You can sit there with -- -[Kobe] I'll sit with my baby.

-Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. -They're matching.

[Kobe] What is going on here?

Kenny's moving in on your girl.

-[Kobe] Even though I'm tired, please. -[Kenny] Don't hurt me.

-[Kenny] Don't hurt me. -[Emily] Is this familiar?

Like you and Sarper yesterday?

-[Shekinah] They were making out. -They're breaking you up.

-They were making out. -Kenny, what have you done to my wife?

He made out with her.

[Gabe] It's what did Emily do to Kenny?

-It's OK. -Madelein said none of this [bleep].

I'm leaving. I'm leaving.

-No more surprises. -Madelein's gonna kick my ass, dude.

I've thrown a lot of bachelorette parties,

and we always have the penis cookies, the penis straws,

you know, the cutout faces.

Sounds like a Tuesday night at my house.

-Oh! -[laughing]

Because today's theme is fall, I was thinking, "Oh, back to

school, cozy, fun."

So we're gonna play Guess That Clique.

Something in high school that you've done, did, a clique you were in,

you're gonna write it down, and then we will guess

who it is.

-[Emily] OK? -OK.

[Emily] So, everybody think of something.

Don't make it obvious.

I'm trying not to cheat and look at Kobe's.

You can't resist.

I know, it's like back in high school, I cheated.

"I was an emo kid," and I'm gonna guess you.

-Tiffany. -Yes, yes, it was me!

-[Shekinah] Like, goth chic? -[Emily] Yeah, like, Gothic.

-[Shekinah] Oh, Gothic. -[Tiffany] Gothic, but cuter.

-[Kenny] Uh-huh. -Oh, OK.

"I wanted to be a snail breeder."

I know who that was.

-A snail breeder? -Gabe -- me?

-Snail breeder. -I don't know why.

I just love snails.

I rented, like, snail books from the library.

I knew, like, all the snail facts.

I was so weird.

And I let them, like, slither all over me.

It's sticky. It was gross.

But I loved it.

"I was a chess champion, chubby, and nerd."

-Oh, it's Sarper. -You were a chess champion?

You were chubby and a nerd?

-He plays chess constantly. -[Emily] Really?

Yeah. I woke up at 4:00 in the morning

this morning, and he was playing chess.

-On his phone? -Yes.

[Emily] Was it you, Shekinah?

Yeah, because I was homeschooled.

-[Emily] Oh, that was a good one. -[Kenny] Did you pass?

-[Shekinah] Yes. -[Emily] Here's a good one.

"I stayed a weekend in jail."

-That could be all of us. -[Tiffany] That was you.

-That was you! -The troubles.

What did you do? Why were you in jail?

I had a grinder. It was a coffee grinder.

They thought it was something else.

You went to jail for drinking coffee?

[Greta] You ready, baby?

[photographer speaking]

Ooh, is this a new couple?

-Who's this? -Oh, it's cat lady.

Who's done a cat photo shoot before, professionally?

-[Tiffany speaking] -Nobody?

-You? -No, I'm not a cat person.

I don't know, I feel like you are a little bit.

No, I'm not, I only want a big cat, like a tiger.

[Greta] Hazel is my cat.

She's 11 years old, and she is my baby.

Hazel understands me more than anyone else.

-[Greta] Let's go. -Oh, look at that fat cat.

-Oh, my god. -Are you kidding me?

I love that fat.

Oh, she has the little, short legs.

♪ Baby, I'm a bit anxious ♪

-Oh, sunflowers. -Greta.

-Greta. -Greta.

That's like -- you're so into cats.

-[Tiffany] Yeah. -Yeah, I'm a crazy man, too.

He's a crazy cat man.

Crazy cat man.

[Greta] Ever since I was a kid, I've always felt

really connected to animals.

I've been vegan for seven years, and I think that animals

are way more kind and accepting than human beings.

-She's not wrong. -That's right.

-Yeah, she's not wrong. -Aw.

-[Gabe] It's Meow. -[Emily] It's Meow Meow.

Welcome, girl. Welcome, girl.

We were talking about you.

[Greta] I always felt like animals get me and humans don't...

until I met Matthew.

-Ooh. -Matthew.

-Big Ben. -Matthew in London.

England, oh, my god. UK.

Sarper, do you know how to do, like, accent and stuff

like that? Can you try?

I know Irish accent, not England.

Do it, please.

[laughing]

"I just want a [bleep] coffee."

I never heard you talk like that.

And if somebody's hot, they say they're fit.

-They're a fit bird. -[in English accent] Oh, a fit bird.

-Fit bird. -You're a fit bird.

-You're a fit bird. -Oh, my god.

I'm Matthew, 26, from Market Harborough, England.

I'm normally attracted to eccentric women, so...

We are always talking about pastas today.

What's happening, guys? Are you the sauce or the base?

-I'm the spicy sauce. -You're the spicy sauce.

Yeah, I'm the base. I hold it all together.

[Emily] Yes.

[Greta] I met Matthew on a vegan dating app.

It's basically vegan Tinder.

OK, I know there's a farmer's app.

-Farmer's app? -Yeah, like, farmers.

-Farmer's dating app? -Like, if you're attracted to farmers.

So the vegan app doesn't surprise me.

After a year and a half of back and forth,

on one of my trips over, he proposed.

-Aw. -Wow.

Aw, he set the phone up.

They can't possibly have problems.

-How can they have any problems? -It has to be the cats that are the problems.

-It's the cats. -Maybe they don't get along.

-The cats don't get along. -Yes.

[Greta] Matthew and I decided that I should move to the UK.

He has a good job in England.

We're gonna have to live with Matthew's parents until we find

a place of our own. -Oh, here it comes.

-Oh, here is a problem. -Wait, what about her cat?

-She's moving with her cat. -She has to.

Yeah, she's not gonna leave her cat.

-No way. -[photographer] Just kind of nestle into her.

I don't know how you're gonna leave that sweet girl.

-What? -what?

You're not allowed to take a cat?

So she loves her guy more than she loves this cat

that she's doing photo shoots with? -Oh my god.

And she's gonna hold that against him.

"I came here. I left my cat."

Matthew's parents have a cat and a dog, and Hazel gets

very anxious and agitated around other animals.

So until we get our own place, I can't bring my baby with me.

OK, so she'll get there eventually.

That is gonna be so sad.

Just don't go until you guys can have your own place.

Like, I would just wait it out and stay with my cat.

[Greta] I've never had this type of connection with a human before,

so despite all the sacrifices, I'd always regret it

if I didn't give my relationship with Matthew a chance.

Gosh, they're so cute.

I hope this relationship doesn't sink like the Titanic

that he was building. -[Shekinah] Me too.

[Emily] I mean, seriously.

With the cat.

Yeah, she's got that vibe with her cat.

Let's make it, girl.

[Gabe] Hopefully a better ending.

♪ Yeah, I got this game on lock ♪

♪ Made my way straight through ♪

-Here we go. -All right, where are we at?

Where are we?

It looks very, very frat boyish.

Blow-up dolls. What is this?

[Brian] Cheers to a good night.

♪ I call the shots ♪

[all] Oh!

-Is it bachelor party? -Yes, bachelor party.

[Luke] I'm moving to Medellin in just a few days, and before I go,

my friends have invited me over for a little going-away party.

-Oh, boy. -Be careful.

If a stripper's there, he's in trouble,

because she's going to hear about it.

I was telling Kenny about your stripper moves.

-[Emily] In Mexico? -Did you?

All right, let's see what you got.

What you got? Hey, oh, oh, oh.

-[Kenny whooing] -Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, god. Oh, god!

-Jeez. -[Emily] Yeah, remember?

-[laughing] -Show him your moves.

Oh my god.

-[Emily] Here we go. -[Shekinah] Wait, what's happening?

[Kenny] Oh!

-[laughing] -Oh, oh, OK.

All right, you can kiss me, you can't grab that.

OK? Kenny.

-How dare you? -[Emily] Listen to me.

-[Emily] I think I just got pregnant. -I need a pillow now.

[laughing]

-[David] What's up, bro? -[Luke] My people, my people.

-[David] Hello. -[Luke] How you doing?

[Luke] Guys, what the [bleep] is this, man?

"Same vagina forever."

I mean, if you look at it that way, it's like

the best vagina forever. -Yeah, lucky him.

[Emily] It doesn't have to be the same.

Madelein said none of this [bleep], I'm leaving.

-[Luke] I'm leaving. -No more surprises.

You promise? Madelein's gonna kick my ass, dude.

There's gonna be more surprises.

I've thrown a lot of bachelorette parties,

and we always have the penis cookies, the penis straws,

you know, the cutout faces.

Sounds like a Tuesday night at my house.

-Oh, jeez. -[laughing]

-[knocking on door] -[David] Come in.

-Hi. -[David] Hi.

-Uh-oh. -Oh, no.

-Yep, it's happening. -Sarper, who is it?

She's not dressed like a stripper.

No.

These mother[bleep].

Do you have a bathroom I can change in?

[David] Yeah, yeah, it's over here.

Why doesn't she just have everything on?

Yeah, really, she wasn't prepared.

-She needs your tips, Sarper. -No, she's not a professional.

-Yeah. -[Emily] She's no professional.

She's not professional.

-[Luke] Oh, man. -[Brian] Now put the crown on.

OK.

This is so awkward.

He has a smile on his face now.

I do think this stripper is not as good as Sarper, I gotta say.

This was awkward.

She's like, "Sit down, let me sit on you, cue my music."

[Luke] I know that if Madelein found out about this

before the wedding,

she'd call it off and dump my ass.

Oh, if she finds out? You mean when she finds out.

[Gabe] When. It's only a matter of time.

I wish you would give us a little, like, taste of

what you would do. -I know.

Like, pretend you're jumping in.

-This is a bachelorette party. -Yes.

-Get over here. -Get on her.

-Come on, baby. -Get on this wife of yours.

[Sarper] Oh my god.

[Shekinah] Yeah?

Oh, she looks so shy.

[Sarper growls]

-Wow. -[Sarper] And dance.

-Dance with her. -OK.

[Sarper] I say, "Come girl, come girl."

What do I do? [Shekinah squeals]

[all] Oh.

-Wow. -OK.

-You didn't do that to me. -[laughing]

[Sarper speaking]

[Kobe speaking]

And this is before the marriage, and this is

after the marriage.

-That's the big difference. -I look so cute right now!

I've never put on a wig a day in my life, but let's try this.

Haven't been this covered up in a while.

Oh my god, these are tight!

I'm not the same waist size as I was back then.

[Emily] So remember how I told you to send me

photos of yourselves when you were younger?

I've decided we're going to recreate those looks.

[Emily] I'll tell you later. Babe, get the box.

I got you, girl.

Everyone grab what you think you'll need.

-[Gabe] I'm getting nervous. -[Emily] Grab what you think you need.

-Who's wearing this? -Oh, my god

-Oh! -Take it off right now.

You can give that to me.

[upbeat music plays]

I look so cute right now.

[Kenny] Jeez.

I've never put on a wig a day in my life, but let's try this.

[sputters] [laughing]

Oh my god!

I haven't been this covered up in a while.

Remember, my childhood. A lot has changed.

Oh my god, these are tight!

I'm not the same waist size as I was back then.

-OK, is everyone dressed? -[Kenny] Oh, unfortunately.

[Emily] Here we go. Channel that photo, Tiff.

-[all] Aw. -[Kenny] That is cute.

[Gabe] Rocking the teddy bears.

[Emily] So cute! Aw, Pepper

and Shekinah. -[Sarper] That's cutie.

-[camera shutter snaps] -Oh my god.

-Look at little Shekinah. -[Gabe Look at the cat.

-[Emily] So cute! -[Kobe] When she was still innocent.

-[laughing] -Three facelifts later.

[Emily] All right, Gabe, your turn, get in there.

-[Emily] OK, I like it. -[man] All right.

[Emily] Oh, my goodness. Look at that!

Red is your color. Whoo!

-[rock music plays] -[everyone whooing]

-[whistling] -[Sarper] Rockstar.

[Emily] Pop the collar. Whoo!

[Emily] Strike the pose. Come on, Kenny.

-[camera shutter snaps] -[Kobe] Whoa.

Innocent Kenny, baby.

-[Shekinah] Oh my god. -[Emily] Good job, Kenny.

[Emily] Now for my second husband, come on, Kobe.

-[cheering] -[Emily] Oh, damn, babe.

You looking like we making a baby tonight.

-Where's my look? -[Emily] Yeah, look at that smile.

[Emily] You made that face last night.

Oh my god. You're so cute, gosh.

[Kenny] You're gonna be wearing that outfit tonight.

[Emily] All right, Sarpy.

Let's see if you can follow that.

-[cheering] -[Emily] Oh, that's a good look.

[laughing]

[Kobe] You are the best, Sarpy!

[Sarper] That's the first day of my school.

[Shekinah] You look just like him.

OK, babe, now it's your turn. Take a photo of me and Coco.

-[camera shutter snaps] -[Shekinah] Horse girl.

-[Kenny] Oh. -[Shekinah] Cute.

-[Shekinah] Aw, dimples for days. -[Kenny] This was your idea.

-[Kenny] How come yours is the cutest outfit? -[Tiffany] Right?

-[record scratches] -[laughing]

Squeeze in there, everyone.

-One, two, three. -[camera shutter snaps]

[Kobe] Whoa!

-[Tiffany] Funny face. -[camera shutter snaps]

-[Kenny] Can we change? -[all] Yeah.

I can't do this anymore.

-[Manon] OK, get out of my house. -[Sara] OK

[speaking French] I'm done.

Oh.

-Oh, yes. -Look who it is.

I want to see how this ends up.

Yes. "Get out of my house."

-"Get out of my house." -[imitates door slamming]

Manon and Anthony. Wow.

-Oh, god. -It's not looking good.

-No, not right now. -It's not looking good.

[Emily] Aw, Shekinah, your new little cuddle buddy, Rosie.

I know, I love Rosie.

Oh my gosh, look, she loves you.

-I love her. -Looks like a stuffed animal.

-Yes. -I know.

[Manon] I love your brother.

I've done everything for him, Sara.

Do you think I really want that?

I never guessed that, Manon, but this is where

my concerns sit is when you tell me these things.

[Manon] Because it was a very tough time.

And I said I want to improve. I said I want to improve.

Time out. Enough!

-[Manon] I said I don't want that. -Enough.

Oh, yup. She's like --

-Daddy. -My dad would do that.

My dad would call it, "Enough."

But also it feels like maybe this is like a common thing

for her, maybe she's a little bit annoying and they know that.

-So they're like, "All right, shut up." -Maybe she's

a problem-starter in the beginning.

So the dad's like, "Just stop. We're done."

[Anthony] Tensions are high. Ben's getting really fussy.

Needs some food.

Needs to wind-down and go to bed.

I really appreciate you guys coming.

I want to spend more time with you guys

because we are leaving.

But we just have to sit on it and reflect.

-Basically, "Get the [bleep] out." -GTFO.

Yeah, it's like, "OK, the night's over."

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Good thing the kid's there, they wouldn't have

an excuse to. -I was gonna say that, too.

He needs to be like "OK, it's bedtime."

Actually, you know who else did this? Yara.

-Oh, yes. -Remember?

She's like, "It's time for her to go to bed,

everyone get out."

-6:00 PM. -Yep.

Because that's not how I wanted it to happen, though.

That's not cool what she said.

I'm sorry, but I had to tell her let's go.

-I had to. -[Anthony] Whoa, whoa, hey.

[Manon] I had to. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I think everybody's on your side that that was unwarranted.

Oh, hold it together. It's not the end of the world.

-Oh, Kenny. -What?

She thought they were best friends, and she

threw her under the bus. And look at that.

Go put that baby in the crib. Look at him.

He's tired. He's tired of this [bleep].

He's like, "Just a regular Tuesday."

[Manon] Selling the house and moving to France,

I know it is a drastic measure. She is right.

This move is very much to essentially save our marriage.

I mean, this dinner is very tense, but I'm hoping

before they move, everyone can be on a good page.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Everyone can forgive each other and we can move forward

because the last thing you want to do is move across country

with tension with your family. -They'll do it.

But I feel like Anthony's really good at

calming her down, no?

Like, she's like the fire and he's the ice.

-She's the sauce. -Yeah.

She's the sauce and he's the base.

Yep.

Professor Kenny gives it A for effort, F for execution.

But you feel bad for him.

I'm gonna give him a D-minus.

I know, I feel bad, too.

[Kenny] All right, we're gonna play a little trivia game.

Professor Kenny is in the classroom.

[cheering]

What is Kansas' biggest export? Beef, sunflowers, or corn?

And if you don't know this...

-It's beef. -Beef?

Is it? I would say it's corn.

We pass so much corn fields.

It's beef. My husband knows.

Is it really?

Since Kobe got here, it's beef.

-[bell dings] -[laughing]

-It's Kobe beef. -[Shekinah] It's Kobe beef.

The IPA style of beer was invented in

India, England, or Massachusetts? -India.

-India. -England.

-It's an India pale ale. -England.

-Yeah. -England.

You said it first, you get a point.

-Thank you, finally. -[Gabe] What is this?

England developed to withstand the long export voyage

to India. -See, I know my IPAs.

Olive oil wrestling is the national sport of

which country? Turkey, Bulgaria, or Romania?

-Romania. -Turkey.

-[bell dings] -Is it Turkey?

-That's where they stick their hands down their pants. -[Sarper] Yes.

How many countries make up the UK?

-Four, I could even name them. -[bell dings]

I'm just curious.

I can name them, because I'm the teacher.

It's four.

It's Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales, and England.

Last question.

How much spaghetti does the average American eat

each year? -Oh.

-Wow. -We need to ask Jenny.

I wish Jenny was here. All right.

10 pounds, 20 pounds, or 30 pounds?

-30. -20.

I would say probably in the middle, 20.

-[Tiffany] Watch it be 30. -Gabe said it first.

-20 pounds. -[bell dings]

Gabe, you get a B+.

Shekinah, I'm sorry, you got a C.

-[laughing] -[Tiffany] Wow.

You got a C cup.

-I have actually double Ds. -OK, you want to go lower?

You got a D.

[music plays]

-Where are we? -India.

We got Jenny and Sumit.

Indian's one of my favorite foods, I'm gonna

tell you. That butter chicken.

Oh, butter chicken!

[Sumit] Jenny and I are planning to go to see the cafe.

Once you're done with your work, if you want, you can

join us over there. -[speaking Hindi]

[Sumit speaking]

This is the smartest thing I've ever seen them do.

In Mexico, there's carts everywhere,

and they all do great.

In Colombia, there's just, like, somebody walking around

with a canister of coffee and a bunch of cups.

They do that there, too. And people buy it.

-Is that a cafe? -It's like a cafe person.

[Jenny] Wow! So, they've been working on it.

[Sumit speaking]

-Oh, I wouldn't have done that. -Oh, no.

Somebody need to keep their job.

Somebody got too much faith in Homeway Cafe.

-[Kenny] Yes. -Yeah, but Jenny wants to move out.

-How is she gonna... -She's gonna be stealing from the till.

[Sumit] There's one window on this side, and there is

another window on that side. -[Amit] OK.

-Yeah, good. -No, it's not.

Call it out.

I feel like they expected more.

I just can't imagine it.

Like, I can't imagine all six in there getting along,

happy, "Oh, here's your food." No.

But I hope it does.

I mean, I don't want to, like, rain on their parade.

I do -- who am I to talk?

We got $20,000 worth of underwear in our basement

we never sold.

We have no reason to give advice.

Underwear?

Oh, Kobe and I started a line years ago.

Still there. Never launched.

[all] Aw.

-Poor guy. -It's OK, Sumit.

Professor Kenny gives it A for effort, F for execution.

-Didn't work. -Agreed.

Aw, but you feel bad for him. I'm gonna give him a D-minus.

-I know, I feel bad, too. -Yeah.

Oh my gosh, you know what?

I think my mom actually made us all spaghetti.

Really?

Yes, and she may have made, like, a whole spread,

so let's go check it out. -Let's go!

[Gabe] Did she use Jenny's recipe?

My friends think I'm making a mistake.

My family is not happy about the distance

I'm putting between us.

What did your mom say when you were moving?

She try to talk you out of it?

Yes.

I was like, "I know better. He's a great guy."

-[Lisa] Welcome to the spaghetti bar. -This looks amazing.

I hope you find something you like.

Oh, we're at the spaghetti bar.

-Welcome. -[Emily] Thanks, Mom.

Oh, I'm gonna try a little maple syrup action.

Well, I did it when I was pregnant with, uh,

I'm not pregnant now.

-[Gabe] And I like the tuna. -I heard that you like that.

That's why I brought that out. That is a new one on me.

-[Emily] Oh, that's so sweet. -Oh my god!

Thank you so much.

Hosting us, you are the best host.

-Oh, it's my pleasure. -And you are so beautiful.

-[Lisa] Oh, you're so sweet. -You're the most gorgeous.

David is a very lucky guy.

-Hello. -[Lisa] Hi.

-[Lisa] Are you guys having fun? -I love your restaurant, your little cafe.

-Oh, thank you so much. -Is this from your garden?

-It looks fresh. -[Lisa] It is from my garden.

It is -- I don't know if anybody else will be brave enough

to put tuna. -I think Gabe's the only one

who's doing that. -Yeah.

[Tiffany] I feel like they're all the weirdos.

I'm the only one. I'm just...

-We put some ranch on it. -We put some ranch on it.

OK, thank you, Lisa. Thank you, Mom.

[all] Thank you.

All right, Gabe, you put tuna on yours.

What else? Ranch?

Bacon, ranch, and some green stuff.

Oh, yeah, I put some ranch on it.

It was good with the bacon.

Yeah, it's good with the bacon.

-It's really good. -Did anyone do pineapple?

Don't knock it till you try it.

No, I almost did.

Yeah.

Luckily, we both like the same position,

so it works out.

♪ When I wake up in the morning ♪

Where are we?

-No. -Who is it?

-The girl with the pirate. -[Emily] Is it?

-Oh, Chloe? -[Michelle] Your coffee's ready, honey.

[Chloe] OK, I'm coming.

♪ I need your love ♪

All right, Chloe's about to head to Aruba.

-Let's go. -From snow to Caribbean.

Wow, what a change.

-Yeah. -A big progress. I love that.

-I'm gonna miss you. -Miss you, too.

Don't go.

Goodbye.

Oh, my god.

-"Goodbye." -"Don't go." "Bye."

I feel like Mom is confident she'll be back soon.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

-Yeah. -I spent one month in Columbus, Ohio,

in the snow, and it was the worst time I've ever had in my life.

-Let me tell you, though. -[Gabe] No, it was terrible.

-The snow is OK. -[Gabe] It was terrible.

For me to get to the store, I had to scrape off the snow

off the car. -[Emily] Yeah.

-Everything was terrible. -That's how it is in Montana.

-Terrible. -Yeah, but you like the snow, or no?

No, I don't care for the snow, but I also hate sand, so yeah.

-So where are you going? -The pool.

-[laughing] -Yeah, true.

Even though I'm reassuring my mom that I know what I'm doing,

the truth is I do not.

We know, baby girl, we know.

We figured that.

There's no way you know what you're doing.

I have a lot of questions about how she's gonna survive.

She's gonna be like, "Mom, we need some money,"

and it's gonna go all to him.

-Or he will flirt with other woman for tips. -Yeah.

My friends think I'm making a mistake.

My family is not happy about the distance

I'm putting between us.

What did your mom say when you were moving?

She try to talk you out of it?

Yes.

I was like, "I know better. He's a great guy."

[laughing]

[Chloe] I think I'm still that girl who wants to take

this huge leap of faith.

I just hope that I don't end up falling flat on my face.

-You know, I wish her luck. -Yeah.

I do, too.

Because if she doesn't do it now, she'll always wonder.

-[Shekinah] She'll always wonder. -[Kenny] Yeah.

You know what my, what I always said when I was,

like, younger? I still kind of say it.

But it was always my phrase, "Do it for the story."

You have such a collection of stories now.

Yeah.

[announcer] Next time on "90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way."

-[Jonathan] Chloe. -Pirates.

-There they are. -[cheering]

[Chloe] Are you excited?

You think I wasn't gonna come back?

You know, sometimes you argue with me and you tell me when.

Oh, here we go.

-Oh. -Oh, gosh.

-Not now. -Oh, my gosh.

It's too soon. She just landed.

-Why is he talking about that? -Wait for it, bro.

-Wait for it. -[Manon] Let's go.

Let's go.

I've been a little bit emotional about the fact that

I'm leaving LA. -Oh, we're leaving!

Oh, man, they're headed to France.

Don't cry, girl.

I cannot be like, "Yay, Marseille,

I love it so much." No, I don't.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

-I want to go to Marseille. -[Rohan] How are you?

We need equipment for the cafe,

so I called my friend Rohan. -[Rohan speaking]

[Sumit] She can cook, you know, spaghetti.

-Yeah, I can make spaghetti. -Oh, spaghetti.

-Jenny's special dish. -Bankruptcy.

Bankruptcy.

[Rohan] I don't think that they have any clue

what they are getting into.

Well, your business was so good, it shut down, right?

-[laughing] -Go, girl!

-You guys, I had so much fun with you all. -We did, too.

Like just being here and thank you for partaking in

the activities and dressing up, bobbing for doughnuts,

you know, Professor Kenny.

We learned some strip moves from Sarper.

-[cheering] -I got a strip-tease.

[Emily] Yes, you did.

It was so much fun.

We're gonna miss you when you go home.

[Shekinah] We're gonna miss you guys.

-[Emily] Your boyfriend. -He's gonna miss his man.

Look after him, look after him well.

I will, I will, don't you worry.

He put an AirTag on you.

[theme music plays]

[Kobe] Oh, oh, Sarper.