All language subtitles for Legacies.S02E11

So the Miserium is just...

gone?!

It's pretty touching, though.

How they put aside their differences?

You got to be more positive!

There's got to be something else

we can use at the school
that has more power.

You hold that thought.

It appears we have a visitor.

Oh...

Yes!

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Fly, fly.

Fly.

Try flapping your arms.

Superman doesn't flap his arms.

Well, Superman's an
alien, you're a bird.

Yeah, well, you didn't
know you were a fairy

until yesterday.

Don't be smug.

Look, I know I'm just
your stand-in friend

until Rafael gets back.

What?

But why is this so important to you?

So what if you can't fly?

No one here flies.

Look, I... I believed in you.

Can you be the one person
here who believes in me?

All right.

Hey, do you know how to get a key

to the roof of the school?

Well, I am the student
security supervisor.

Of course you are.

Well... can you get it?

I think I just need to
start with more height.

You know?

Thanks, man.

You got to be kidding me.

Cancel your flight.

Please? I can't run this place alone.

Caroline needs me with
her whilst we figure out

how to get Alaric and the girls back.

Caroline can call Bonnie.

I need you here more.

You and I together in the
same place is not a good idea.

Strictly professional.

I need your brain.

Listen.

"The sins of the father
will be visited upon

the daughters here and not here."

That's a piece of the Sphinx's prophecy.

He's talking about the prison world.

Maybe not.

Prophecies are like
horoscopes... purposely vague

so you can apply them
to almost anything.

"A new hero rises...

but can be felled by the golden arrow?"

That isn't sounding that vague to me.

Then I suppose you'll just have to keep

any new heroes from
rising until I return.

See, the thing about
foretelling the future is,

it can wait.

I would feel so much better

if you were here with me.

I'm sorry.

But I have to go.

Or maybe I can catch the next flight.

Enough with the illusion spells, Alyssa.

Tell me where the ascendant is.

Why isn't my truth spell working?

Hmm, I guess that anti-charm
potion I took is working.

It is.

Too bad... you could use a little charm.

Enough with the games, Alyssa.

Help me bring the Saltzmans back.

Why, so you can be the
hero and save the day?

This isn't about you, Hope.

Though, if I knew how annoying you'd be,

I would have sent you away, too.

How's this? You tell me

where the real ascendant is, and I won't

pluck your eyelash
extensions out one by one.

Sorry, but

I don't negotiate with basic witches.

So, I'm never telling you
where the ascendant is.

Namaste.

I really don't get why
you run when we can vamp.

The fresh air helps me clear my head

and be alone with my thoughts.

Or not.

I wanted to talk to you about Kym.

She's, uh...

uh, doing great

as the library intern.

Everyone loves her.

- "Everyone"?
- Yeah.

And you already know
how I feel about her, so

I hope it won't come off as too much

of a surprise if I tell you

I want to ask her out.

No, I'm not surprised.

Disappointed but...

not surprised.

Come on, man, don't be like that.

I really like her.

And I'm serious about
giving this a shot.

You know me.

I'll do right by her.

So...

I was hoping you could
give me some advice

on putting together the
flyest first date ever

with everything that she loves.

So... what-what does she love?

You know what, MG?

Who am I to stand in your way?

Uh...

Kym loves pool parties,

chocolate-covered strawberries,

and, uh, fros�.

Thanks, man.

I owe you one.

Yeah, then let that favor be you

running in the opposite direction.

Fitness time is me time.

Phoenix powers,

activate!

Damn, kid, get off of me!

Not so fast!

Ow, my wing!

You idiot!

No, no, don't-don't shoot!

Who the hell are you?

Really?

You monsters.

You have no idea

how long it took me to grow those.

Well, next time it'll be
something that won't grow back,

unless you tell us why you're here.

Do you serve Malivore?

Or someone else?

I serve the highest
power of all... love.

Where were you trying
to take my boyfriend?

That guy's your boyfriend?

Uh, I wasn't

trying to take him anywhere.

He started it.

Hey... no, he... he was flying around,

shooting people...

Yeah, with love arrows...
they're harmless!

Check the quiver... every
arrow in there only helps

people express the love they already

feel inside. Most people say thank you.

Why didn't you come get me?

Oh, I-I-I knew you
were busy with Alyssa.

I was just trying to help.

A hero the likes of which

I haven't seen since Hercules.

Would you just stay out of it, please?

Love to, thanks.

You're not going anywhere.

That's a barrier spell.

Think of it like a force field.

Your girlfriend's kind of impressive.

You're lucky that I
found you when I did.

Wade said that you were
outside, trying to fly?

Yeah. It seemed more reasonable

than it sounds coming out of your mouth.

Look, I know that you wanted to help.

But if you keep trying to be the hero,

one day I'm gonna have to
choose between saving you

and stopping something
terrible from happening.

And I don't want to think
about what that day looks like.

What does this say?

Uh, "puppy love."

Well, that's the modern translation.

In Greek it's more like...

Don't care. What about this one?

"Self love."

I call it the Narcissus.

- Still want to help?
- Absolutely.

Okay, think you can
handle the Cupid problem?

- Hey, hey. What Cupid problem?
- Exactly.

Just watch him till I get back, okay?

And if you want to prove that

you mean us no harm...
what's the strongest one

of those you've got,
to melt the coldest,

bitchiest heart?

Don't tell me you've
had a change of heart.

No, but you're about to.

Hope, wait...

Can I tell you a secret?

I have a crush.

On who?

Hey, I'm sure you look
great, no need to stress.

I have an amazing pool
day planned for us.

I'm not stressing about my outfit.

I know I look good.

It's just that

I have this thing with pools.

Kaleb pushed me in the deep
end at the neighborhood pool

when I was, like, ten.

The lifeguard saved me, but

I've had a phobia ever since.

So I've been sitting in here, trying to

gather my nerves.

How do you feel about
chocolate-covered strawberries?

I'm allergic to both.

- Why?
- And fros�?

I guess there's a first
time for everything.

Kym. Hi.

Just the girl I was looking for.

I-I need your help with some research

on a new monster... Cupid?

Oh, my God. Cupid?

Also known as Eros,
depending on if you prefer

the Roman or Greek mythology.

You know what?

I'll compile both. Uh, rain check, MG?

Um... O-Okay.

What the hell was that, Hope?

I had a whole date set up.

Date? That-That's perfect.
Okay, I need your help.

With Cupid?

Worse.

Hi.

Looking for something to
fix your relationship woes?

I don't have relationship woes.

You're talking to the god of love, bro.

Come on.

We're both stuck here; the least
you could do is entertain me.

Okay.

You're a god.

Were you ever in love with a mortal?

Like-like someone way weaker than you?

Nah, I try not to mix
business with pleasure.

Well, that's me and Hope.

She kind of wears the
pants in our relationship.

Oh. Have you tried
both not wearing pants?

It's very freeing.

Okay, okay, all right, look.

I'm listening.

Scoot over.

I'll show you how to ride.

I-I'm so sorry, uh, but
it's only safe for one person

at a time,

but you look thirsty, uh, for fros�,

I mean.

I would love a glass, thank you.

Yeah, no, go help yourself.

Hope, Alyssa Chang is horny as hell,

and I don't like it.

Stop messing with your
ear, I'm getting feedback.

I can't help it. This
enchantment itches like crazy.

The faster that you can seduce
Alyssa into telling you where

the ascendant is, the faster
that you can get out of there.

That's why I'm here to help.

Looks like she's

really into French Bulldogs...
now talk about that.

How am I supposed to
just bring that up, Hope?

These strawberries are
to die for. Delicious.

Almost as delicious as French Bulldogs.

Not like that.

Okay, you know what, maybe
I'm good without the backup.

You're messing up my game.

No, as long as you don't mess up

the game of saving the Saltzmans' lives.

Hello? MG?

What'd you say?

Um, how about we play a game?

Like Marco Polo?

I was thinking something more like

if I had

a special object that I needed

to hide somewhere,
where should I put it?

Hmm... that's lame.

But why don't I show you how
long I can hold my breath for?

Well, that's weird. I
don't think we should...

Hold on.

Alyssa. Alyssa, wait.

She's just so...

incredible,

- and I'm so me.
- Yeah.

I get that.

And I know I may never be
as-as powerful as she is,

but I just, I just wish she wouldn't

treat me like some fragile object,

always on the verge of breaking.

I want her to look at me
the same way I look at her.

Yeah, the red feathers.

That's the one you're looking for.

Hero worship.

No. I want

- what she feels for me to be real.
- Hey, hey,

my-my arrows are the real deal, kid.

Okay, I just mean I want to earn it.

Uh, s-sorry, bud,

I got to fly.

Does this force field have ceilings?

No?

Two can play at that game.

Damn it.

Thank you all for coming.

I hereby bring this meeting
of the Super Squad to order.

Now, I know what you're thinking...

we're not heroes,

and you're right, but

I believe that we can join together

and equal one relatively capable hero.

Is this supposed to
be motivational or...?

- Shh.
- It's time us to step up.

Show our non-believing peers

and our mysteriously
absent authority figures

who we really are

by charging headfirst into our destiny.

And today

our destiny is getting Cupid back

before Hope finds out that I lost him.

Yeah.

All that, but my destiny
is somewhere else.

And I got to go find her.

Okay. Uh, that's fine,

but the rest of us are
still in, right? Wade? Pedro?

Yeah, you believed in me,
so I can believe in you.

As long as we're back before snack time.

Oh, obviously. Um, and... you?

Druscilla?

Right. Can you do a locator
spell with those wings?

Sure.

Can I keep them after?

Um...

All yours.

Now we just need to find
Cupid wherever he's making

bridesmaids wear 27 dresses

or making jocks fall in
love with nerdy girls.

Oh, my bad, I was, um,

I was looking for the-the
Super Squad meeting.

Then look no further. That's us.

Oh. Oh, damn. Um, okay.

Uh, well, I got Kym's
research right here,

so y'all ready to roll?

Yeah.

I call shotgun!

No one's ever set up

such an amazing first
date for me before.

I can't imagine what you
have planned for our second.

Is that your foot?

No.

Let me get you more fros�.

- Oh, my God!
- Oops.

My top came undone.

Alyssa, wait.

This is ridiculous.

- You're under the influence.
- Yeah, of you.

Listen, I think you got

bangin'... uh, uh, self-esteem,

and you're super smart and, yeah,

sometimes a little scary,

but the real reason I did all this

was to get you to tell
me where the ascendant is.

You know, I've always
admired your honesty, Milton.

So if that's what you want,

I'll take you to the ascendant.

Are we sure Cupid's here?

Mystic Falls Lonely Hearts Club.

Starts in an hour. Looks
like we're right on time.

What are we waiting for?

- You.
- Yeah.

Okay, look,

I'll respect it this one
time, but you can't be calling

- shotgun times infinity.
- Come on.

- That's too many times.
- Get over it.

Hey, baby wings.

Oh. Oh, damn.

Want a bite?

Oh, c-come on, Wade. Man...

Love isn't a fairy tale.

Love is a serious
commitment, a powerful bond.

A declaration of souls
uniting, and today it is...

- Emma Tig.
- And Dorian Williams.

...whose souls are uniting in matrimony.

Should anyone present know of any reason

why this couple should not be wedded,

- Speak now...
- I object.

Jed.

No.

What are you doing here?

I love you, Ms. Tig.

No one's ever understood me like you do.

So don't marry Mr. Williams.

Marry me instead.

Make me the happiest wolf in the pack.

Oh, God.

Come on, Landon. The book
says we only have to shoot him

with one of his arrows to take him out.

I'm trying, okay? Okay.

Come on, just one.

Blind love.

One of my best.

Makes lovers' hearts nice
and plump for the picking.

Delicious.

- Guys.
- What, Wade?

I can't see.

Nice try.

Come on!

Do another.

Hope.

Uh-oh. Fun's over.

Uh, we were... I was just, um...

Just trying to help?

Look, Cupid's arrows are his weakness,

- so we were just trying to...
- Exsurgo.

No fair.

Okay.

- Hope. Hope, wait.
- We will talk about this later.

Wade, you still can't see anything?

- Yeah, it's-it's that arrow.
- I thought the research

said that that the magic would
wear off after we killed him.

Uh, about that.

Looks like Cupid flew the coop.

Phesmatos oculacs.

Thanks, Alyssa. You're amazing.

- It's Lizzie Saltzman, isn't it?
- Hmm?

The other woman that's
in the way of you and me.

Uh, no, I'm over Lizzie.

But you chased after her for years,

even when I was here all along.

Weren't you just with Jed?

He's a booty howl.

But you... you're the kind of guy a girl

could settle down with forever.

Uh, th-that's just my
natural vampire smolder.

- I'll tone that down.
- Or don't.

Uh...

Uh, I'm into somebody new.

Well, that's convenient.

Who?

Some slutty werewolf in Canada?

I don't like being lied to.

No, it's Kym.

The intern?

And she has nothing to
do with the ascendant.

So,

it was never gonna be me?

I'm sorry, Alyssa.

But can we still be friends?

No, thanks.

I don't have friends.

Are you sure the research said

that Cupid's weakness was his arrows?

Look, Kym said it was
basically the one constant

across every version
of the Cupid mythos.

Well, it wouldn't be the
first time the legends

got something wrong, though.

What if we got the monster wrong?

Didn't Cupid have siblings?

The Erotes.

Each representing a different
type of love and attraction.

Each one with a different weakness.

Oh, God.

Gods. Plural. Seven of them.

Okay.

Okay, I guess we got to...

Come on.

What happened?

I-I-I tried to stick to the plan,

but once you were gone...

This is why I do everything myself.

Except it wasn't you
making out with her.

And it wasn't you manipulating her.

But it doesn't matter.

Alyssa... she-she went insane.

She's not just in love with me,

it's like she was obsessed.

That's the arrow that Cupid
gave me to use on her. Obsession.

Like boiling-bunnies,
burn-your-house-down obsession?

That's not romance, Hope.

That's a whole different movie genre.

I just... I grabbed the
strongest one I could find.

Then I guess we both messed up.

I told Alyssa

that I'm into Kym.

Go. I'll take care of this.

Hey.

I'll never get used to that.

Hey! Pack it up!

- What's wrong?
- Clear out! Let's go!

Let's get out of here.

- What's wrong?
- Your boy Cupid wasn't

so angelic after all.

Dude's got a bloodlust that
even I can't compete with.

Okay? We got to get out of here.

Kym. Sweet, you're okay.

I'll explain later, but I
got to get you out of here.

Oh, she's not going anywhere with you.

I saw you on that date.

- The date that you ruined?
- Ruined?

It didn't look so ruined with
you vamping your tongue down

Alyssa Chang's throat.

What?

That is not how it happened.

That was a part of an
incredibly poorly-thought-out

but well-intentioned plan.

Yeah, you see this? This is exactly why

I didn't want you two dating.

We can talk about this
later, but right now

- we got to jet, man.
- Come on.

Morabor.

Sorry.

This is between us girls.

I thought I killed you.

No, you thought you killed Cupid.

But I am

his taller, hotter, cooler,
older brother Pothos.

Can't imagine

that Burning Love arrow
feels too good, does it?

It burns you from the inside out

until your whole body is reduced to ash.

Save for your juicy, delicious heart.

Hey!

Eat me instead.

A weak

loser heart or badass witch heart

tenderized by one of my arrows?

I'm good, thanks.

How about now?

Can we talk about this like
the mature women we are?

Okay, let's talk.

Do you know how long I've waited for MG

to pay attention to me?

And then you show up and
sweep him off his feet?

A human? Like, have standards, MG.

Shoot your shot, then. MG's
apparently open for business.

We've never even been on a date.

Our date was amazing.

Until he said that he doesn't want me.

He wants you.

So, if I can't have him,

no one can.

It was fun while it lasted.

Kaleb. Kym, you all right?

Okay, it's okay.

You got her. You got her.

Epic love arrow.

- You brought out the big guns.
- That's right.

Well, you've never eaten
a heart as full of love

as mine is for her.

Is that why you were unloading

all your relationship problems on me?

That stuff I said doesn't matter.

The love that Hope and I have
for each other is more than

I ever dreamed of
finding in my lifetime.

More than I even thought was possible.

The only problem with our relationship

is that I have no idea why
she picked a guy like me

in the first place.

That's just my arrow talking.

Is it?

I don't really feel the difference.

I already love Hope Mikaelson

with all my heart. I don't
want to live without her.

So if you're going to kill
her, you need to kill me, too.

If you insist.

Landon, no!

Don't worry.

You're next.

Your boyfriend's smarter than he looks.

Hey.

- Hey.
- Hope.

- Hi.
- You're okay.

It worked.

Yeah, your plan to get your
heart eaten in front of me?

Yeah, it worked.

What did you do?

After you left the bar,

we figured out that
wasn't actually Cupid.

It was one of the other gods of love.

Yeah, you know, I
learned that the hard way

when Pothos introduced himself to me.

Oh. You were one step ahead of us, then.

We just knew that they each had
a different weakness, so I ate

sheep's brain, um, hemlock,

molten silver,

yew bark, red wine and...

devil's ivy,

a toxic plant otherwise known as...

pothos.

Guess that was the one.

You did all that to save me?

I'd do it again and again and again...

Okay, show-off.

You, uh, should clean up.

Not so fast.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Oh, I was looking for you earlier.

Um, I wanted to say I'm really sorry

about Alyssa.

It's not your fault.

You were just trying
to save your friends.

But...

I almost got sliced in half...

by a witch today.

And Cupid turned out

to be some... heart-eating asshat.

Welcome to the Salvatore School.

About that.

This school is amazing.

And I'm so glad that you and my brother

get to have a place like this.

But today scared me.

You're leaving, aren't you?

Mm-hmm.

I hate it when my brother's right.

Me, too.

Whenever I'm in Atlanta, could I...

could I call you?

I'll be waiting by the magic mirror.

Ham?

I hate ham.

You are not helping yourself here.

But you could...

if you had a way to
bring the Saltzmans back.

Honestly...

I don't know how.

Oh. Okay.

Um...

then I guess I'd get comfy here.

At least for the time being.

Oh. One last thing.

Uh...

MG is not into you.

And you trying to get with him

almost got my sister killed today.

So find yourself a new crush.

I'll get right on that.

Yeah.

Hey.

I should probably schedule a
session with Jed about this.

So...

are we married or not?

You know, I always thought
Ric would be my best man.

We're going to get him back.

Yeah.

The Cupid thing just...

- got us all a little...
- Distracted.

- Exactly.
- You know, was that the outcome,

or was that his intention?

- Thank Queen Mab, you're here.
- What's wrong?

Well, with you and Mr.
Williams off campus,

and as student security supervisor,

I was notified of a breach
in the protection spell

surrounding the school...

Someone broke into the weapons armory.

What did they take?

Junk.

Junk!

Junk! Why'd we waste our time

stealing all this junk again, Chad?

Chad?

What took you so long?

I had to wait until they buried him.

- Then I had to dig him up.
- Excuses.

Always excuses!

Just put him with the Sphinx.

Hey.

Isn't that that thing

Pothos said he wanted in exchange

for distracting the Salvatore kids?

The Golden Arrow.

Good job, Chad.

Yeah.

Don't touch it.

Hey.

Hey.

Am I interrupting something?

Just me, um,

trying and failing to find a
way to bring the Saltzmans back.

Look, I know I've...

been reluctant to let you step up.

But obviously you can handle yourself.

Besides, I don't have
all the answers either.

Hey.

Don't worry.

We won't give up until we
find a way to get 'em back.

Did you mean what you said

about not knowing why I picked you?

Oh, uh...

I-I mean...

Maybe.

Sometimes.

What is this?

Oh, just... read it.

I wrote it when I got back.

"He's so patient...

and trusting and kind,

and a thousand other
things I never was."

"So, if all I ever have is the memory

of the way he loved me,

then I will survive this."

Landon.

Holy smokes!

Don't let me go.

Never.

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