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Woo! 6 00:02:07,845 --> 00:02:09,684 Team two, take the prison. 7 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:11,141 We hit the villa. 8 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,953 Little sister, this is big brother. 9 00:02:35,029 --> 00:02:36,754 We are in the ballpark. 10 00:02:49,982 --> 00:02:51,324 Big brother, little sister. 11 00:02:51,402 --> 00:02:53,049 We're at the prison. 12 00:03:05,856 --> 00:03:07,697 [Dog Barking] 13 00:03:12,604 --> 00:03:13,716 [Dog Burps] 14 00:03:47,418 --> 00:03:49,221 [Growling] 15 00:03:52,174 --> 00:03:54,205 Little sister, this is big brother. 16 00:03:54,243 --> 00:03:55,663 Are you in position? 17 00:03:55,740 --> 00:03:57,081 Big brother, little sister. 18 00:03:57,157 --> 00:03:58,692 Affirmative. Attack in 30. 19 00:03:59,689 --> 00:04:01,107 Starting now. 20 00:04:15,639 --> 00:04:16,712 [Vacuum Running] 21 00:04:19,665 --> 00:04:21,045 [Sucking] 22 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:28,751 Ahh... ahh... ooh. 23 00:04:43,130 --> 00:04:44,358 6... 24 00:04:44,435 --> 00:04:47,348 5... 4... 25 00:04:47,424 --> 00:04:49,725 3... 2... 26 00:04:51,948 --> 00:04:53,636 It's an ambush. 27 00:04:58,045 --> 00:04:59,425 Alka Seltzer! 28 00:05:00,729 --> 00:05:02,570 Whoa! 29 00:05:02,646 --> 00:05:05,483 Aah! Aah! Aah! 30 00:05:05,559 --> 00:05:08,934 Big brother, where are you? 31 00:05:09,010 --> 00:05:10,699 [Yelling In Arabic] 32 00:05:26,418 --> 00:05:29,985 Surrender, yankee infidels, you have no chance. 33 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:32,629 Off to prison, American satans. 34 00:05:32,668 --> 00:05:34,546 [Automatic Gunfire] 35 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:36,465 [Screaming In Arabic] 36 00:05:54,907 --> 00:05:56,824 Good evening. Americans were shocked today 37 00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:58,740 by the announcement of the failure 38 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:00,198 of yet another mission 39 00:06:00,274 --> 00:06:02,576 to rescue our hostages from the Middle East. 40 00:06:02,652 --> 00:06:05,451 Informed sources reveal that the rescue team itself 41 00:06:05,527 --> 00:06:07,866 has been captured and added to those 42 00:06:07,944 --> 00:06:09,324 already being held. 43 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:10,743 Preliminary reports also indicate 44 00:06:10,820 --> 00:06:13,618 that an attempt on the life of a terrorist dictator 45 00:06:13,694 --> 00:06:15,687 was thwarted at the same time. 46 00:06:15,765 --> 00:06:17,951 With the presidential election just 10 days away... 47 00:06:18,028 --> 00:06:20,366 this could be a setback for the White House. 48 00:06:20,443 --> 00:06:22,283 Presidential challenger Senator Gray Edwards 49 00:06:22,359 --> 00:06:23,739 campaigning in Chattanooga 50 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:25,658 commented on the failed mission. 51 00:06:25,734 --> 00:06:28,073 This is no time for partisan politics. 52 00:06:28,112 --> 00:06:29,492 Bringing our people home 53 00:06:29,531 --> 00:06:31,678 should be the nation's number one priority. 54 00:06:31,754 --> 00:06:33,133 Despite this current crisis 55 00:06:33,172 --> 00:06:36,048 the president is putting on his best political face. 56 00:06:36,086 --> 00:06:38,234 Continuing on his campaign schedule 57 00:06:38,348 --> 00:06:41,378 Benson's 20-point lead in the polls 6 months ago 58 00:06:41,455 --> 00:06:43,946 has plummeted since the hostage crisis began. 59 00:06:44,024 --> 00:06:46,055 A CNN/Victoria's Secret catalog poll 60 00:06:46,132 --> 00:06:49,544 now has the president and Edwards running neck and neck. 61 00:06:49,620 --> 00:06:51,961 This afternoon, Benson made a brief stop 62 00:06:51,999 --> 00:06:53,417 in Fergus Falls, Virginia 63 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:56,676 for the groundbreaking of his presidential library. 64 00:06:56,752 --> 00:06:59,091 The five living former chief executives... 65 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:03,002 Presidents Bush, Reagan, Carter, Ford, and Nixon... 66 00:07:03,079 --> 00:07:05,878 were on hand for this groundbreaking ceremony. 67 00:07:05,954 --> 00:07:07,335 White House correspondent Jeri Kelter 68 00:07:07,412 --> 00:07:08,985 reports on this historic moment. 69 00:07:09,061 --> 00:07:11,131 The library is to be built adjacent 70 00:07:11,207 --> 00:07:13,048 to the Fergus Falls Civic Center. 71 00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:14,466 President Benson made no statements 72 00:07:14,543 --> 00:07:16,384 as he went about his business. 73 00:07:16,461 --> 00:07:18,800 Publicly, it seemed as though he was unaware 74 00:07:18,876 --> 00:07:21,177 of the political blow he had been dealt. 75 00:07:21,253 --> 00:07:23,132 Privately, aides marveled at his spirit 76 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:25,548 as he performed his usual morning routine 77 00:07:25,587 --> 00:07:27,465 by milking the White House goats 78 00:07:27,503 --> 00:07:28,923 and finishing a second helping 79 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:30,455 of grapefruit and creamed corn. 80 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:33,216 Tonight, the president and his top advisors 81 00:07:33,254 --> 00:07:35,747 will be burning the midnight oil. 82 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:37,548 Sabotage. 83 00:07:37,587 --> 00:07:39,849 My God, man, what does it mean? 84 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:41,766 We have to tighten security, sir... 85 00:07:41,842 --> 00:07:43,454 find out who's behind it. 86 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:45,600 No, no, no. The word sabotage 87 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:47,058 what's it mean? 88 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:49,243 Someone's trying to subvert our mission. 89 00:07:49,281 --> 00:07:50,701 One of our own people 90 00:07:50,739 --> 00:07:52,503 could be working with the enemy. 91 00:07:52,542 --> 00:07:55,071 - [Banging Pipe] - Come in. 92 00:07:55,147 --> 00:07:57,487 - Mr. President. - Aah! Oh, Jesus. 93 00:07:57,525 --> 00:08:00,479 Don't you ever sneak up on me like that again. 94 00:08:00,516 --> 00:08:01,667 What is it, Bob? 95 00:08:01,742 --> 00:08:03,354 If Edwards gets wind of this 96 00:08:03,468 --> 00:08:04,809 he'll use it against you. 97 00:08:04,887 --> 00:08:06,305 He'll try to prove you're incompetent. 98 00:08:06,382 --> 00:08:09,450 I can prove that as well as he can. 99 00:08:09,527 --> 00:08:11,520 The CIA can't afford another failure. 100 00:08:11,596 --> 00:08:12,977 We want to send Colonel Walters 101 00:08:13,054 --> 00:08:14,395 to get our people out. 102 00:08:14,472 --> 00:08:16,697 To insure the mission's success, we'll need Topper Harley. 103 00:08:16,774 --> 00:08:19,688 We think we've located him in the Far East. 104 00:08:19,764 --> 00:08:21,872 Topper Harley. 105 00:08:21,949 --> 00:08:23,368 We've served together before, sir. 106 00:08:23,444 --> 00:08:24,826 There's no one better. 107 00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:28,428 Cookie? 108 00:08:28,506 --> 00:08:29,425 Not me, sir. 109 00:08:29,463 --> 00:08:30,537 Young lady? 110 00:08:30,575 --> 00:08:31,802 No, thank you. 111 00:08:31,841 --> 00:08:35,024 No, I was just offering him a young lady. 112 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:37,784 Oh, yeah, Topper Harley. 113 00:08:38,857 --> 00:08:41,657 Good. I love the boy. Kid's got guts. 114 00:08:41,773 --> 00:08:44,571 Why, there isn't a fighting man on this planet... 115 00:08:45,607 --> 00:08:47,907 Gotcha! Listening at the door, huh? 116 00:08:47,983 --> 00:08:50,897 Well, Walters, looks like we've got our saboteur. 117 00:08:50,975 --> 00:08:52,277 That's your wife, sir. 118 00:08:53,735 --> 00:08:56,571 Hah! Yeah, so it is. 119 00:08:56,609 --> 00:08:58,988 Lavinia, you're looking as lovely 120 00:08:59,027 --> 00:09:01,058 as the day we met. 121 00:09:02,055 --> 00:09:03,512 Find out what she knows. 122 00:09:03,588 --> 00:09:07,195 As for you, get me Topper Harley. 123 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:09,187 [Honking] 124 00:09:10,415 --> 00:09:12,407 [Screaming And Yelling] 125 00:09:12,446 --> 00:09:13,788 Three. Three. Three. 126 00:10:00,411 --> 00:10:01,410 Hmm. 127 00:10:07,888 --> 00:10:09,384 [Man Yells] 128 00:10:18,932 --> 00:10:20,732 - [Crash] - [Woman Yells] 129 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:45,809 Gummi bears! Gummi bears! Gummi bears! 130 00:10:45,886 --> 00:10:47,228 Gummi bears! Gummi bears! 131 00:10:47,266 --> 00:10:48,763 Sprinkles! Sprinkles! 132 00:10:48,839 --> 00:10:50,257 Gummi bears! Gummi bears! 133 00:10:50,296 --> 00:10:52,174 Sprinkles! Sprinkles! 134 00:10:57,005 --> 00:10:59,383 [Speaking Thai] 135 00:11:21,544 --> 00:11:23,921 Aisle 5, mezzanine, to your left. 136 00:11:23,999 --> 00:11:26,298 Program! Get you program right here! 137 00:11:26,413 --> 00:11:28,100 One pig snout sandwich. 138 00:12:02,340 --> 00:12:04,756 Both fighters are starting to show 139 00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:06,328 serious signs of fatigue. 140 00:12:06,366 --> 00:12:07,746 They're walking around. 141 00:12:07,824 --> 00:12:10,738 Hey, this is where your conditioning pays off. 142 00:12:42,331 --> 00:12:44,517 Cootchy-cootchy-coo. Cootchy-cootchy-coo. 143 00:12:44,593 --> 00:12:45,972 Cootchy-cootchy-coo. 144 00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:02,192 [High-Pitched Voice] You win. 145 00:13:06,409 --> 00:13:08,135 Topper! Topper! Topper! 146 00:13:08,174 --> 00:13:09,631 Topper! Topper! Topper! 147 00:13:09,669 --> 00:13:11,394 Topper! Topper! Topper! 148 00:13:11,471 --> 00:13:13,082 Topper Harley! 149 00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:20,328 Mmm. 150 00:13:45,557 --> 00:13:46,631 Topper. 151 00:13:48,549 --> 00:13:50,196 I don't believe it. 152 00:13:51,385 --> 00:13:53,073 Topper. 153 00:13:53,149 --> 00:13:54,567 Colonel. 154 00:13:54,605 --> 00:13:55,873 Good to see you again. 155 00:13:55,988 --> 00:13:58,134 Yeah. You, too. 156 00:13:58,210 --> 00:14:00,779 You want to tell me about it? 157 00:14:00,894 --> 00:14:03,080 Well, they let me live here. 158 00:14:03,156 --> 00:14:05,265 I help out fixing things. 159 00:14:05,381 --> 00:14:08,025 It's peaceful, quiet. 160 00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:12,935 No one is allowed to talk. 161 00:14:13,010 --> 00:14:16,270 And that dim sum fighting in the warehouse yesterday? 162 00:14:16,347 --> 00:14:19,146 I just do that for the extra money 163 00:14:19,221 --> 00:14:22,942 and to satisfy my male cravings to kill and win. 164 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:24,857 Colonel, who are they? 165 00:14:25,894 --> 00:14:27,273 She's CIA. 166 00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:29,191 The other man's an extra. 167 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,149 Ah. 168 00:14:30,227 --> 00:14:31,607 What does she do? 169 00:14:31,682 --> 00:14:34,481 Heads up covert operations in the Middle East... 170 00:14:34,558 --> 00:14:36,476 reports directly to President Benson. 171 00:14:36,553 --> 00:14:39,812 Colonel, these men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy 172 00:14:39,850 --> 00:14:42,150 like their fathers and their fathers before them. 173 00:14:42,227 --> 00:14:44,910 They haven't seen a woman in decades. 174 00:14:44,987 --> 00:14:45,869 Miss Huddleston. 175 00:14:47,518 --> 00:14:49,320 Ow! Ow! 176 00:14:49,396 --> 00:14:51,276 This is Michelle Huddleston. 177 00:14:51,314 --> 00:14:52,195 Topper Harley. 178 00:14:52,272 --> 00:14:53,346 Pleasure. 179 00:14:53,423 --> 00:14:55,723 You're sure not easy to find. 180 00:14:55,838 --> 00:14:57,794 Why are you keeping track? 181 00:14:57,870 --> 00:14:59,365 It's like the colonel says... 182 00:14:59,442 --> 00:15:01,436 good men are hard to find. 183 00:15:01,513 --> 00:15:03,354 I don't know how much you know 184 00:15:03,431 --> 00:15:05,270 about what went on after the last war... 185 00:15:05,348 --> 00:15:07,648 but several of our men were missing in action. 186 00:15:07,725 --> 00:15:10,063 On two occasions we sent squads to rescue them. 187 00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:11,329 Both missions failed. 188 00:15:11,405 --> 00:15:13,246 We have to go in to get the men 189 00:15:13,323 --> 00:15:15,162 who went in to get the men 190 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,424 who went in to get the men. 191 00:15:17,502 --> 00:15:21,260 - What's this got to do with me? - I'm going this time. 192 00:15:21,298 --> 00:15:22,870 We want you to go with him, Topper. 193 00:15:22,985 --> 00:15:23,982 Why me, ma'am? 194 00:15:24,059 --> 00:15:26,743 Because you're the best of what's left. 195 00:15:27,701 --> 00:15:29,311 My war's over. 196 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:38,974 - Whoa! - [Splash] 197 00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:40,891 This will cost you a few extra dollars... 198 00:15:40,968 --> 00:15:42,808 but you'll make that back and more 199 00:15:42,883 --> 00:15:44,149 on your heating bill. 200 00:15:44,226 --> 00:15:46,105 We're going to be caulking the ashram 201 00:15:46,183 --> 00:15:48,291 if you want to stop by. 202 00:15:48,368 --> 00:15:49,517 Thanks, Bob. 203 00:15:51,703 --> 00:15:53,082 This mission is important, Topper. 204 00:15:53,159 --> 00:15:55,997 We've got to take care of our people. 205 00:15:56,036 --> 00:15:57,378 Come with me. 206 00:16:00,637 --> 00:16:03,321 When are you going to put Ramada behind you? 207 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,277 What are you talking about? 208 00:16:05,353 --> 00:16:07,269 You say your war is over. 209 00:16:07,345 --> 00:16:09,187 Well, maybe the one out there is... 210 00:16:09,264 --> 00:16:10,876 but not the one inside you. 211 00:16:10,913 --> 00:16:13,059 You're running away from the pain... 212 00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:14,517 but it won't solve anything 213 00:16:14,593 --> 00:16:15,858 because wherever you go... 214 00:16:15,935 --> 00:16:17,661 you take the pain with you. 215 00:16:17,738 --> 00:16:20,613 You've come a long way to bring me a lecture. 216 00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:23,028 I know you were hurt when that woman left... 217 00:16:23,105 --> 00:16:25,904 but you're using that to hide from who you are. 218 00:16:25,981 --> 00:16:28,283 That was a long time ago. 219 00:16:28,397 --> 00:16:30,006 I don't want it. 220 00:16:30,084 --> 00:16:31,426 Hmm. Nice butt. 221 00:16:33,650 --> 00:16:36,296 Topper, let me tell you a little story. 222 00:16:36,372 --> 00:16:38,213 It seems there were three bears... 223 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,628 and one morning when their porridge was too hot... 224 00:16:40,704 --> 00:16:42,276 they went for a walk... 225 00:16:42,353 --> 00:16:43,733 and a little blond girl 226 00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:45,306 came skipping through the woods... 227 00:16:45,383 --> 00:16:46,724 and she ate their porridge... 228 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,181 she sat in their chairs... 229 00:16:48,259 --> 00:16:50,136 and she slept in their beds. 230 00:16:50,212 --> 00:16:52,974 And when those bears returned to discover that mess... 231 00:16:53,051 --> 00:16:55,351 do you know what happened then, Topper? 232 00:16:55,428 --> 00:16:56,809 No. 233 00:16:56,884 --> 00:16:59,453 That little blond girl got scared. 234 00:17:01,217 --> 00:17:02,445 Ran away. 235 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:06,279 So what you're saying is that little blond girl is me? 236 00:17:08,004 --> 00:17:09,807 If this is about me coloring my hair... 237 00:17:09,846 --> 00:17:12,184 Topper, they didn't make you this fighting machine. 238 00:17:12,222 --> 00:17:14,024 They just cooked up the porridge 239 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,711 and went for a walk. 240 00:17:15,787 --> 00:17:17,205 And you'll never stop running 241 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:19,584 until you face your three bears... 242 00:17:20,772 --> 00:17:22,114 Ramada. 243 00:17:23,686 --> 00:17:24,759 Colonel. 244 00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:27,405 I'm sorry. 245 00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,361 It's got to end for me sometime. 246 00:17:29,438 --> 00:17:31,317 If you should change your mind... 247 00:17:31,353 --> 00:17:32,734 here's my 900 number. 248 00:17:32,773 --> 00:17:35,533 It's $5.00 a minute. I'll waive the charges. 249 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,315 Your three bears... 250 00:17:46,730 --> 00:17:50,026 Ramada. Ramada. Ramada. 251 00:17:51,214 --> 00:17:53,364 [Accordion Music Playing] 252 00:18:10,694 --> 00:18:13,454 # If our lips should meet # 253 00:18:13,532 --> 00:18:15,831 #Innamorata # 254 00:18:15,946 --> 00:18:17,787 I missed it, Don Corleone. 255 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,165 # Kiss me, kiss me sweet # 256 00:18:20,241 --> 00:18:24,344 #Innamorata # 257 00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:29,787 # Hold me close and say you're mine # 258 00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:36,420 #With a love as warm as wine # 259 00:18:38,031 --> 00:18:40,371 # I'm at heaven's door # 260 00:18:40,408 --> 00:18:44,818 #Innamorata # 261 00:18:44,856 --> 00:18:47,272 #Want you more and more # 262 00:18:47,349 --> 00:18:51,182 #Innamorata # 263 00:18:51,259 --> 00:18:54,213 #You're a symphony # 264 00:18:54,328 --> 00:18:56,818 #A very beautiful sonata # 265 00:18:56,895 --> 00:18:59,349 # My innamorata # 266 00:18:59,426 --> 00:19:03,567 # Say that you're my sweetheart # 267 00:19:03,682 --> 00:19:06,021 # My love # 268 00:19:34,319 --> 00:19:36,925 #You're a symphony # 269 00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:39,800 #A very beautiful sonata # 270 00:19:39,877 --> 00:19:43,175 # My innamorata # 271 00:19:43,252 --> 00:19:46,702 # Say that you're my sweetheart # 272 00:19:46,779 --> 00:19:49,462 # My love ## 273 00:19:51,956 --> 00:19:54,256 Hey, what's wrong, kid? 274 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,134 Oh, I love you so much... 275 00:19:56,173 --> 00:19:58,512 but it's such a crazy world. 276 00:19:58,550 --> 00:20:01,388 I just don't want anything to happen to us. 277 00:20:01,427 --> 00:20:03,803 Don't worry. In a couple of days 278 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:06,103 we'll be on the train to Hawaii... 279 00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:08,520 we'll find a minister who will marry us... 280 00:20:08,596 --> 00:20:10,436 and we'll never be apart again. 281 00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,890 But if something should keep us apart... 282 00:20:12,929 --> 00:20:15,766 if one of us can't make it 283 00:20:15,803 --> 00:20:17,184 to Blenheim train station... 284 00:20:17,223 --> 00:20:18,642 like for instance 285 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,558 if something came up unexpectedly... 286 00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:23,434 Not that I think it would 287 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,352 or it already has... 288 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,770 Wherever I'll be... 289 00:20:26,885 --> 00:20:29,186 I want you to know that... 290 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,314 Kiss me. 291 00:20:37,390 --> 00:20:40,649 Kiss me like you've never kissed me before. 292 00:20:57,558 --> 00:21:00,358 You will denounce the criminal acts against our people 293 00:21:00,397 --> 00:21:01,815 by your president. 294 00:21:01,853 --> 00:21:04,230 Sign here. Initial here, here, and here. 295 00:21:14,045 --> 00:21:15,541 Phil. 296 00:21:31,568 --> 00:21:33,371 Sign the document. 297 00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:02,970 I see you're no stranger to pain. 298 00:22:03,046 --> 00:22:06,728 I've been married... twice. 299 00:22:06,805 --> 00:22:08,607 Oy! 300 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:18,499 Like the previous six... 301 00:22:18,576 --> 00:22:21,528 this victim was found folded neatly in half 302 00:22:21,605 --> 00:22:23,945 and placed inside the glove compartment 303 00:22:24,021 --> 00:22:25,363 of a sanitation truck. 304 00:22:25,439 --> 00:22:28,353 Police are baffled. This just in. 305 00:22:28,469 --> 00:22:30,616 Presidential Military Advisor Colonel Denton Walters 306 00:22:30,692 --> 00:22:33,491 has been captured during an aborted attempt 307 00:22:33,567 --> 00:22:34,910 to free our hostages. 308 00:22:35,025 --> 00:22:37,364 This tape was delivered to us 309 00:22:37,403 --> 00:22:38,935 just moments ago. 310 00:22:38,973 --> 00:22:41,428 They are treating me good here. 311 00:22:41,544 --> 00:22:44,533 The food is tasty and nourishing. 312 00:22:44,611 --> 00:22:47,408 The peace-loving leader of this great country 313 00:22:47,485 --> 00:22:49,748 has asked me to appeal to you, President Benson... 314 00:22:49,825 --> 00:22:52,164 to stop your vicious imperialistic tactics 315 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,927 around the globe. 316 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,146 Ladies and gentlemen... 317 00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:13,021 please rise and give a warm welcome 318 00:23:13,098 --> 00:23:15,898 to his excellency, the prime minister of. Japan... 319 00:23:15,974 --> 00:23:17,891 Matsuhiro Soto and Mrs. Soto. 320 00:23:21,764 --> 00:23:25,177 President of the United States, Thomas Benson. 321 00:23:26,557 --> 00:23:29,125 Mr. President, this is Prime Minister Matsuhiro Soto 322 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,004 and Mrs. Soto. 323 00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:33,726 President Benson, where is your First Lady? 324 00:23:33,803 --> 00:23:35,912 Hell, I don't know. I've had many women. 325 00:23:35,988 --> 00:23:38,134 Lost my flower at the age of 15. 326 00:23:38,211 --> 00:23:39,324 I can't keep track. 327 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,818 Let's get this over with. I'm not feeling well. 328 00:23:41,894 --> 00:23:43,006 My intestines were removed 329 00:23:43,082 --> 00:23:44,960 during action in the North Atlantic. 330 00:23:44,998 --> 00:23:47,337 Took a torpedo in the lower abdomen... 331 00:23:47,376 --> 00:23:50,788 and they replaced every foot of my bowel with hemp. Clogs easily. 332 00:23:50,866 --> 00:23:52,782 I hope you feel better. 333 00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:54,124 My lips to yours. 334 00:24:04,706 --> 00:24:07,200 The junior senator from Minnesota, Gray Edwards. 335 00:24:07,276 --> 00:24:09,269 President Benson... 336 00:24:09,347 --> 00:24:11,186 Prime Minister Soto... 337 00:24:11,301 --> 00:24:12,644 ladies and gentlemen... 338 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,059 tonight we put election politics aside 339 00:24:15,136 --> 00:24:17,436 as I join you in my duties 340 00:24:17,513 --> 00:24:18,893 as majority whip 341 00:24:18,970 --> 00:24:21,271 and chairman of the foreign affairs committee 342 00:24:21,347 --> 00:24:23,495 in welcoming the. Japanese prime minister 343 00:24:23,610 --> 00:24:24,683 and his lovely wife 344 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,328 to these United States. 345 00:24:27,367 --> 00:24:30,242 Our two great nations have begun 346 00:24:30,281 --> 00:24:33,579 what we hope will be a long... 347 00:24:33,655 --> 00:24:34,844 [Vomiting] 348 00:24:36,685 --> 00:24:39,329 I don't remember eating that. 349 00:24:39,408 --> 00:24:41,286 I feel better now. Thank you. 350 00:24:41,324 --> 00:24:43,202 It's that raw fish odor. 351 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:44,660 It makes... oh, God! 352 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:54,207 Look at that. There's my teeth. 353 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,459 Yeah. 354 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,261 They're filthy. 355 00:25:01,338 --> 00:25:03,715 So I would like to propose a toast. 356 00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:06,093 Oh, thank you, Yoko. 357 00:25:06,169 --> 00:25:07,282 I'll take that, sir. 358 00:25:07,396 --> 00:25:09,505 To world peace... 359 00:25:09,582 --> 00:25:11,882 to a clean environment... 360 00:25:11,959 --> 00:25:13,800 to harmony with our planet 361 00:25:13,877 --> 00:25:15,794 and world prosperity. 362 00:25:20,624 --> 00:25:21,545 Thank you. 363 00:25:21,622 --> 00:25:22,619 Aah! 364 00:25:24,881 --> 00:25:27,105 Looking for a place to sit, Lieutenant? 365 00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:30,594 No. I need to speak to the president. 366 00:25:30,670 --> 00:25:31,859 Can you arrange that? 367 00:25:31,936 --> 00:25:34,428 You'd be amazed what I can do. 368 00:25:34,542 --> 00:25:37,380 It's my fault they got Walters. I want in. 369 00:25:37,418 --> 00:25:38,800 You showed just in time. 370 00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:40,255 We're leaving in the morning. 371 00:25:40,255 --> 00:25:41,981 I'm taking personal charge of this mission. 372 00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:45,010 I hope you don't mind working under a woman. 373 00:25:45,048 --> 00:25:47,963 And now, the president of the United States, Thomas Benson. 374 00:25:52,180 --> 00:25:54,979 Prime Minister Tojo, Senator Edwards, my fellow Americans... 375 00:25:55,094 --> 00:25:56,973 and our millions of illegal aliens. 376 00:25:57,011 --> 00:25:59,350 It seems like only yesterday 377 00:25:59,388 --> 00:26:01,766 I was strafing so many of your homes... 378 00:26:01,803 --> 00:26:04,143 and here I am today begging you 379 00:26:04,182 --> 00:26:06,061 not to make such good cars. 380 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:07,171 Excuse me. 381 00:26:07,210 --> 00:26:08,629 Need a glass of water. 382 00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:10,546 Damn tongue's gone dry on me. 383 00:26:10,584 --> 00:26:12,002 It's not mine, you know. 384 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,036 I lost mine in Laos. 385 00:26:14,111 --> 00:26:15,837 Commie kid lopped it right off. 386 00:26:15,914 --> 00:26:18,522 Got this one from a basset hound. 387 00:26:20,514 --> 00:26:21,858 Blouden, get the car. 388 00:26:23,505 --> 00:26:24,463 President Benson. 389 00:26:25,768 --> 00:26:27,147 No, you're not. 390 00:26:27,224 --> 00:26:28,567 Seen him on television. 391 00:26:28,644 --> 00:26:30,983 He's an older man, about my height. 392 00:26:31,058 --> 00:26:32,402 Sir, this is Topper Harley. 393 00:26:32,516 --> 00:26:33,857 Topper, yes, of course. 394 00:26:33,934 --> 00:26:35,315 The son I never had. 395 00:26:35,392 --> 00:26:37,731 Well, no damn wonder I didn't recognize you, then. 396 00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:39,188 But a word of advice. 397 00:26:39,226 --> 00:26:41,104 Don't go around calling yourself the president. 398 00:26:41,143 --> 00:26:42,523 I wouldn't do that... 399 00:26:42,562 --> 00:26:44,440 and I don't think you should either. 400 00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:45,897 Just doesn't hold water. 401 00:26:45,936 --> 00:26:47,317 Neither do I. 402 00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:50,116 Let's get away from these power cables. 403 00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:52,569 Sir, I'd like to join the next mission. 404 00:26:52,645 --> 00:26:54,678 We're keeping this one on the QT. 405 00:26:54,754 --> 00:26:56,136 We're calling it Secret mission 406 00:26:56,212 --> 00:26:58,972 to go in and get Walters and our boys back. 407 00:26:59,049 --> 00:27:00,390 Son, when you come back... 408 00:27:00,467 --> 00:27:03,266 I'm going to throw you wonderful guys a party 409 00:27:03,382 --> 00:27:05,223 the likes of which you've never seen. 410 00:27:05,299 --> 00:27:06,641 There should be plenty to eat. 411 00:27:06,717 --> 00:27:09,363 I doubt more than half of you will return. 412 00:27:12,469 --> 00:27:13,428 Thank you. 413 00:27:14,999 --> 00:27:16,456 Got a light, Lieutenant? 414 00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:17,950 I quit smoking. 415 00:27:18,028 --> 00:27:21,364 Besides, I don't think they allow it in here. 416 00:27:21,441 --> 00:27:23,818 What are they going to do... 417 00:27:23,856 --> 00:27:25,351 arrest me for smoking? 418 00:27:34,362 --> 00:27:36,777 Now I know what to get you for Christmas. 419 00:27:36,854 --> 00:27:38,272 Make it a Thighmaster. 420 00:27:38,349 --> 00:27:39,577 I've broken my last three. 421 00:27:39,653 --> 00:27:40,804 Really. 422 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:42,759 Let's go to my apartment 423 00:27:42,797 --> 00:27:44,101 and discuss our mission. 424 00:27:44,177 --> 00:27:46,019 I'm putty in your hands. 425 00:27:46,096 --> 00:27:49,546 In my hands, nothing turns to putty. 426 00:28:04,576 --> 00:28:09,559 # Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen # 427 00:28:09,598 --> 00:28:12,705 # Tonight we'll put all other things aside # 428 00:28:12,705 --> 00:28:13,433 # Tonight we'll put all other things aside # 429 00:28:13,548 --> 00:28:14,775 Hmm. 430 00:28:14,852 --> 00:28:18,531 # Give in this time and show me some affection # 431 00:28:18,570 --> 00:28:19,837 [Scraping Sound] 432 00:28:19,913 --> 00:28:22,174 # We're going for those pleasures in the night # 433 00:28:22,252 --> 00:28:23,249 [Honk] 434 00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:26,009 #I want to love you # 435 00:28:26,085 --> 00:28:27,159 #Feel you # 436 00:28:27,236 --> 00:28:29,460 # Wrap myself around you # 437 00:28:29,498 --> 00:28:31,071 #I want to squeeze you # 438 00:28:31,147 --> 00:28:32,373 #Please you # 439 00:28:32,451 --> 00:28:34,291 #I just can't get enough # 440 00:28:34,367 --> 00:28:36,746 #And if you move real slow # 441 00:28:36,822 --> 00:28:39,238 #I'll let it go # 442 00:28:39,276 --> 00:28:41,806 #I'm so excited # 443 00:28:41,844 --> 00:28:43,953 #And I just can't hide it # 444 00:28:44,030 --> 00:28:44,988 Hmm. 445 00:28:45,065 --> 00:28:46,829 #I'm about to lose control # 446 00:28:46,905 --> 00:28:49,283 #And I think I like it # 447 00:28:49,359 --> 00:28:51,660 #I'm so excited # 448 00:28:51,699 --> 00:28:54,881 #And I just can't hide it # 449 00:28:54,958 --> 00:28:57,220 #And I know, I know, I know, I know # 450 00:28:57,297 --> 00:28:59,826 #I know I want you # 451 00:28:59,903 --> 00:29:04,965 # We shouldn't even think about tomorrow # 452 00:29:05,041 --> 00:29:10,294 # Good memories will last a long, long time # 453 00:29:10,371 --> 00:29:15,048 # We'll have a good time, baby, don't you worry # 454 00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:19,650 #If we're still playing around, boy, that's just fine # 455 00:29:19,727 --> 00:29:21,988 #Let's get excited # 456 00:29:22,027 --> 00:29:24,213 # We just can't hide it # 457 00:29:24,251 --> 00:29:25,631 #No, no, no # 458 00:29:25,707 --> 00:29:28,699 #I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it # 459 00:29:28,775 --> 00:29:29,772 # Oh, yeah # 460 00:29:29,848 --> 00:29:32,111 #I'm so excited # 461 00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:34,142 #And I just can't hide it # 462 00:29:34,180 --> 00:29:35,485 #No, no, no, no, no # 463 00:29:35,561 --> 00:29:37,441 #I know, I know, I know, I know # 464 00:29:37,517 --> 00:29:38,936 #I know I want you # 465 00:29:38,974 --> 00:29:40,353 #I want you # 466 00:29:40,468 --> 00:29:41,391 # Ooh, ooh # 467 00:29:58,913 --> 00:30:00,100 # Ooh, boy # 468 00:30:00,177 --> 00:30:02,249 #I'm so excited # 469 00:30:02,287 --> 00:30:04,318 #And I just can't hide it # 470 00:30:04,395 --> 00:30:05,852 #No, no, no, no, no # 471 00:30:05,928 --> 00:30:07,846 #I know, I know, I know, I know # 472 00:30:07,922 --> 00:30:09,187 #I know I want you # 473 00:30:09,264 --> 00:30:10,874 #I want you # 474 00:30:12,370 --> 00:30:14,364 [Squeaking Noise] 475 00:30:21,112 --> 00:30:23,489 [Squeaking] 476 00:30:48,909 --> 00:30:51,708 Ahh... ahh... 477 00:30:55,889 --> 00:30:57,461 aah! 478 00:31:01,066 --> 00:31:02,139 #I'm so excited # 479 00:31:02,177 --> 00:31:03,097 # What you do to me # 480 00:31:03,136 --> 00:31:05,014 #I just can't hide it # 481 00:31:05,053 --> 00:31:06,624 # You've got me burning up # 482 00:31:06,663 --> 00:31:10,842 #I'm about to lose control and I think I like it, yeah # 483 00:31:10,919 --> 00:31:12,567 #I'm so excited ## 484 00:31:12,606 --> 00:31:13,564 Yippee! 485 00:31:13,641 --> 00:31:16,326 Yahoo! Yippee-kai-ai-yay! 486 00:31:16,401 --> 00:31:17,552 Whoo! 487 00:31:21,348 --> 00:31:24,837 And in an emotional address at the state capital... 488 00:31:24,874 --> 00:31:27,675 Nebraska governor Paul Burmaster made a public apology 489 00:31:27,751 --> 00:31:30,474 for his state being so flat. 490 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:41,017 Where are you? 491 00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:42,742 I don't know. 492 00:31:42,820 --> 00:31:44,698 What's wrong? 493 00:31:44,775 --> 00:31:47,383 My arm's asleep. 494 00:31:47,460 --> 00:31:49,644 No, something else. 495 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,329 My leg, too. 496 00:31:52,405 --> 00:31:54,744 No, please, you can tell me. 497 00:31:56,393 --> 00:31:57,275 Well... 498 00:31:57,351 --> 00:31:58,577 Topper? 499 00:32:00,150 --> 00:32:01,761 I have to wee-wee. 500 00:32:03,602 --> 00:32:04,751 Look, I told myself 501 00:32:04,828 --> 00:32:08,279 last night was just going to be last night. 502 00:32:08,318 --> 00:32:11,500 I guess I never counted on finding a guy so deep... 503 00:32:11,576 --> 00:32:12,764 so sensitive. 504 00:32:14,758 --> 00:32:16,444 I've fallen for you, Topper. 505 00:32:16,483 --> 00:32:18,862 I've fallen for you big time. 506 00:32:24,689 --> 00:32:26,452 There's someone else, isn't there? 507 00:32:28,562 --> 00:32:30,095 No idea what you mean. 508 00:32:31,323 --> 00:32:33,276 Women sense these things, Topper. 509 00:32:33,354 --> 00:32:35,425 I said there's no one. 510 00:32:37,303 --> 00:32:38,569 I'm fine. 511 00:32:38,645 --> 00:32:41,406 I know about Ramada, Topper. I read your dossier. 512 00:32:41,522 --> 00:32:43,745 She must be quite a woman. 513 00:32:46,123 --> 00:32:47,541 And what if she was? 514 00:32:48,922 --> 00:32:49,879 Was? 515 00:32:53,790 --> 00:32:55,670 Last call for train 590 516 00:32:55,709 --> 00:32:58,392 for Glendale, San Francisco, and Honolulu. 517 00:32:58,469 --> 00:33:00,195 Board! 518 00:33:00,271 --> 00:33:01,306 Board! 519 00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:04,488 Oh! 520 00:33:04,525 --> 00:33:05,446 Unhh! 521 00:33:05,485 --> 00:33:08,132 I told you! Warned you twice! 522 00:33:13,115 --> 00:33:14,610 Harley! 523 00:33:14,648 --> 00:33:16,336 Topper Harley? 524 00:33:16,413 --> 00:33:17,296 Over here. 525 00:33:24,925 --> 00:33:26,765 [Thunder] 526 00:33:28,874 --> 00:33:32,132 I cannot go with you or ever see you again. 527 00:33:32,210 --> 00:33:34,089 Just believe that I love you. 528 00:33:34,165 --> 00:33:36,351 You must be brave, my darling. 529 00:33:36,427 --> 00:33:39,304 This card is printed on recycled paper. 530 00:33:39,379 --> 00:33:41,680 [Thunder] 531 00:34:01,119 --> 00:34:03,038 - Hey, hey! - What th- - Aah! 532 00:34:09,710 --> 00:34:12,162 Sergeant, pick that up! Someone could trip over it. 533 00:34:22,246 --> 00:34:23,973 Which one of you is Michelle Huddleston? 534 00:34:25,429 --> 00:34:26,350 She is. 535 00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:28,533 I'm glad you're here. 536 00:34:28,611 --> 00:34:30,528 We just learned the hostages are being moved. 537 00:34:30,605 --> 00:34:32,792 I'm Commander Arvid Harbinger. I'm running this show. 538 00:34:32,829 --> 00:34:34,593 I'm sorry, Commander. Presidential orders. 539 00:34:34,670 --> 00:34:37,621 Lieutenant Harley and I are in charge now. 540 00:34:37,698 --> 00:34:39,078 Any questions? 541 00:34:39,154 --> 00:34:40,650 No, ma'am. 542 00:34:42,107 --> 00:34:45,137 Harley. I've been there. 543 00:34:45,213 --> 00:34:46,402 I've seen the enemy. 544 00:34:46,479 --> 00:34:48,357 If you're not ready, you won't make it. 545 00:34:48,394 --> 00:34:50,313 I've fired a couple of guns. 546 00:34:52,077 --> 00:34:54,837 I'll assemble the men, with your permission. 547 00:34:59,553 --> 00:35:00,705 Gentlemen... 548 00:35:00,780 --> 00:35:04,269 Ms. Huddleston, CIA, and Lieutenant Topper Harley. 549 00:35:04,307 --> 00:35:05,534 We're working for them. 550 00:35:05,572 --> 00:35:06,762 Williams... 551 00:35:06,878 --> 00:35:10,098 COMSI NC PAC RAMSET M-O-S-92 H-TAC OFFSPEC PADDYWHACK. 552 00:35:10,136 --> 00:35:11,325 Paddywhack? 553 00:35:11,362 --> 00:35:12,627 Give a dog a bone, sir. 554 00:35:12,665 --> 00:35:14,391 Of course. 555 00:35:14,430 --> 00:35:15,657 Rabinowitz, demolition. 556 00:35:15,734 --> 00:35:17,919 I'm looking forward to blowing something up for you, sir. 557 00:35:17,996 --> 00:35:19,836 I'm looking forward to your explosions. 558 00:35:19,913 --> 00:35:22,520 Gentlemen, Commander Harbinger has just advised me 559 00:35:22,558 --> 00:35:24,439 that we have 11 hours to free the prisoners. 560 00:35:24,514 --> 00:35:27,774 After that, we may lose them forever. 561 00:35:27,849 --> 00:35:30,073 This is the prison camp area. 562 00:35:30,111 --> 00:35:31,261 It is heavily fortified... 563 00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:33,678 but they'll never expect an attack from the jungle. 564 00:35:33,715 --> 00:35:36,324 Your contact, code name Benchpress... 565 00:35:36,399 --> 00:35:38,279 will lead you to the camp. 566 00:35:38,317 --> 00:35:40,695 I'll be there to meet you at the rendezvous point. 567 00:35:40,773 --> 00:35:42,036 Good luck. 568 00:35:46,791 --> 00:35:47,672 Topper! 569 00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:53,615 Topper, I know we haven't had much time together... 570 00:35:53,692 --> 00:35:55,993 but when you go into battle... 571 00:35:56,069 --> 00:35:58,869 I'd like you to take something of mine with you. 572 00:36:02,856 --> 00:36:04,235 Your lucky mole. 573 00:36:26,743 --> 00:36:27,932 Aah. 574 00:37:00,561 --> 00:37:01,902 Topper. 575 00:37:01,980 --> 00:37:03,360 What are you reading? 576 00:37:03,436 --> 00:37:04,586 Great Expectations. 577 00:37:04,701 --> 00:37:05,930 Is it any good? 578 00:37:06,007 --> 00:37:08,497 It's not all I hoped for. 579 00:37:08,574 --> 00:37:11,296 Know what I'm going to do if we make it? 580 00:37:11,334 --> 00:37:14,173 I'm going to go back to Eagle River 581 00:37:14,211 --> 00:37:16,511 and marry my gal Edith May. 582 00:37:16,588 --> 00:37:18,849 Gonna get us a nice little place 583 00:37:18,928 --> 00:37:21,880 with a white picket fence... you know the kind... 584 00:37:21,956 --> 00:37:25,944 Two-car garage, maybe a fishing boat. 585 00:37:26,021 --> 00:37:29,010 And in 15 years, when they're all paid for... 586 00:37:29,088 --> 00:37:32,501 I'll set my charges, blow the shit out of them. 587 00:37:34,916 --> 00:37:36,257 Got a girl, Topper? 588 00:37:40,399 --> 00:37:42,316 Painter to Sky King. No parents in sight. 589 00:37:42,392 --> 00:37:43,581 Party is on. 590 00:37:44,693 --> 00:37:45,919 Green, green, green... 591 00:37:45,996 --> 00:37:46,955 hook up! 592 00:37:54,431 --> 00:37:55,658 Geronimo! 593 00:37:57,077 --> 00:37:58,995 Geronimo! 594 00:38:01,295 --> 00:38:02,637 Me! 595 00:38:13,565 --> 00:38:14,524 Aah! 596 00:38:16,824 --> 00:38:17,705 Aah! 597 00:38:17,783 --> 00:38:20,122 Ah! Whoo! 598 00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:29,975 [Engine Revs] 599 00:38:30,014 --> 00:38:31,624 [Engine Revs] 600 00:38:31,701 --> 00:38:33,425 [Engine Catches] 601 00:38:38,909 --> 00:38:41,708 [Saw Buzzes] 602 00:38:44,929 --> 00:38:45,810 Aaah! 603 00:38:45,887 --> 00:38:47,652 Ooomph! 604 00:38:49,990 --> 00:38:50,910 Thanks, brothers. 605 00:38:50,987 --> 00:38:52,098 Ow. 606 00:39:04,523 --> 00:39:05,903 [Ssss] 607 00:39:06,937 --> 00:39:07,819 Hyah! 608 00:39:07,896 --> 00:39:09,123 [Choking] 609 00:39:16,216 --> 00:39:17,327 Urghh. 610 00:39:50,762 --> 00:39:51,797 Jeez. 611 00:40:04,987 --> 00:40:05,870 Stop it. 612 00:40:12,504 --> 00:40:13,384 Ramada. 613 00:40:13,461 --> 00:40:14,956 Topper. 614 00:40:14,993 --> 00:40:16,067 Why are you here? 615 00:40:16,145 --> 00:40:17,563 This is Benchpress, our contact. 616 00:40:17,601 --> 00:40:18,981 I didn't know. 617 00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:20,592 You know each other? 618 00:40:20,669 --> 00:40:22,779 Yes. Yes, we do. 619 00:40:22,817 --> 00:40:24,964 It's been a long time. 620 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,340 Let's see. The last time we met... 621 00:40:27,417 --> 00:40:28,914 was the Flurvian Sea. 622 00:40:28,991 --> 00:40:30,600 You remembered. 623 00:40:30,677 --> 00:40:32,479 I remember every detail. 624 00:40:32,517 --> 00:40:35,506 The sky was blue. You wore gray. 625 00:40:35,585 --> 00:40:37,233 I was in chiffon. 626 00:40:37,311 --> 00:40:40,147 Oh, Topper, there's so much to say. 627 00:40:40,186 --> 00:40:43,214 You're as beautiful as the day you dumped me. 628 00:40:43,291 --> 00:40:44,710 You've changed. 629 00:40:46,513 --> 00:40:47,931 That beauty mark. 630 00:40:51,074 --> 00:40:53,566 It was a... It was a gift. 631 00:40:53,643 --> 00:40:57,133 It's all very touching, but this is no time to reminisce. 632 00:40:57,209 --> 00:40:59,971 If we're not at the rendezvous point in seven hours... 633 00:41:00,047 --> 00:41:01,350 we'll miss our pick-up. 634 00:41:01,387 --> 00:41:03,535 It's your show, hero. 635 00:41:04,916 --> 00:41:06,335 Let's move out. 636 00:41:07,408 --> 00:41:08,366 Follow me. 637 00:41:17,991 --> 00:41:19,141 We're late. 638 00:41:19,218 --> 00:41:20,828 I know a shortcut. 639 00:41:26,541 --> 00:41:27,807 The meat's smoking. 640 00:41:27,883 --> 00:41:28,765 Shut up. 641 00:41:28,842 --> 00:41:30,643 Let's take it off the grill. 642 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:32,062 Leave me alone, would you? 643 00:41:32,178 --> 00:41:33,328 Frank, you're drunk again. 644 00:41:33,405 --> 00:41:34,668 Whose fault is that? 645 00:41:38,657 --> 00:41:41,494 This is the best way to the prison compound. 646 00:41:41,533 --> 00:41:43,412 They're used to seeing fishing boats 647 00:41:43,450 --> 00:41:44,907 so they won't be suspicious. 648 00:41:44,983 --> 00:41:47,323 There are clothes in the wheelhouse. 649 00:41:48,588 --> 00:41:50,006 [Topper] Somebody once wrote... 650 00:41:50,044 --> 00:41:52,958 "Hell is the impossibility of reason. " 651 00:41:53,035 --> 00:41:55,336 That's what this place feels like. Hell. 652 00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:56,601 I hate it already... 653 00:41:56,678 --> 00:41:59,093 and it's only been a few hours. 654 00:41:59,169 --> 00:42:01,969 I'm so tired. We get up at 5:00... 655 00:42:02,084 --> 00:42:05,267 First I thought they'd handed me the wrong dossier. 656 00:42:05,305 --> 00:42:07,721 I couldn't believe they wanted this man dead. 657 00:42:07,797 --> 00:42:08,947 Third generation West Point... 658 00:42:09,024 --> 00:42:12,361 top of his class, Korea, airborne... 659 00:42:12,399 --> 00:42:15,581 about a thousand decorations, etc., etc. 660 00:42:18,802 --> 00:42:21,487 I loved you in Wall Street. 661 00:42:30,303 --> 00:42:32,029 [Beeping Morse Code] 662 00:42:36,516 --> 00:42:38,855 Satellite reconnaissance indicates an enemy patrol boat 663 00:42:38,893 --> 00:42:40,770 is heading for our people. 664 00:42:40,809 --> 00:42:42,190 Send the alert. 665 00:42:43,993 --> 00:42:45,411 Hello, lucky. Hello, lucky. 666 00:42:45,449 --> 00:42:47,942 Report my signal. Report my signal. Over. 667 00:42:48,019 --> 00:42:50,816 Hello. George, Mike, Walter, strength 3. Over. 668 00:42:50,893 --> 00:42:53,194 Recon reports Indians on the warpath 669 00:42:53,271 --> 00:42:54,614 in your area. Over. 670 00:42:54,690 --> 00:42:56,607 Ain't no Indians around here. Over. 671 00:42:56,644 --> 00:42:59,941 Do not take literally. Repeat... do not take literally. 672 00:43:00,056 --> 00:43:03,010 The vultures are circling the carcass. Repeat... 673 00:43:03,087 --> 00:43:05,503 The vultures are circling the carcass. Over. 674 00:43:05,617 --> 00:43:07,534 I see a couple gulls, but... 675 00:43:07,610 --> 00:43:09,797 The pit bull is out of the cage. 676 00:43:09,835 --> 00:43:12,212 The crips are raiding the liquor store. 677 00:43:12,251 --> 00:43:14,090 Hey, you yanking my crank? 678 00:43:26,015 --> 00:43:28,354 If they come by and see a woman 679 00:43:28,430 --> 00:43:29,774 they'll know we're masquerading. 680 00:43:29,850 --> 00:43:33,224 Only men are allowed to do the fishing. 681 00:43:36,637 --> 00:43:37,518 Topper... 682 00:43:37,595 --> 00:43:39,436 why did you have to come here now? 683 00:43:39,511 --> 00:43:43,270 Of all the missions in all the jungles in all the world 684 00:43:43,346 --> 00:43:45,648 you had to come walking into this one. 685 00:43:45,723 --> 00:43:47,103 I tried to stay away. 686 00:43:47,181 --> 00:43:49,022 I thought I would never see you again 687 00:43:49,097 --> 00:43:50,937 that you were out of my life. 688 00:43:51,014 --> 00:43:52,971 But it's a sequel. I had to come. 689 00:43:53,009 --> 00:43:55,692 Do you have any idea what the critics will say? 690 00:43:55,770 --> 00:43:57,417 Same warmed-over characters... 691 00:43:57,495 --> 00:44:00,754 Stop it. You're only using this whole casting thing 692 00:44:00,869 --> 00:44:04,243 as an excuse... to hide what's really hurting you. 693 00:44:04,281 --> 00:44:07,003 Hurts? Maybe. Once. 694 00:44:08,768 --> 00:44:11,144 But I knew this day would come. 695 00:44:11,221 --> 00:44:13,559 I knew you'd come crawling back... 696 00:44:13,598 --> 00:44:15,245 begging for forgiveness... 697 00:44:15,323 --> 00:44:17,164 groveling, sniveling... 698 00:44:17,242 --> 00:44:19,618 pleading for another chance. 699 00:44:19,695 --> 00:44:22,645 Sorry, sweetheart, but this all-day sucker 700 00:44:22,724 --> 00:44:25,522 is down to the soggy white stick. 701 00:44:25,599 --> 00:44:27,478 No, Topper, you don't understand. 702 00:44:27,555 --> 00:44:29,011 I'm married. 703 00:44:29,088 --> 00:44:31,849 I was married before you and I ever met. 704 00:44:31,886 --> 00:44:33,612 I'm still married today. 705 00:44:33,651 --> 00:44:34,610 You're joking. 706 00:44:34,686 --> 00:44:36,219 - I'm not. - You are. 707 00:44:36,336 --> 00:44:38,137 If I was joking I would say... 708 00:44:38,252 --> 00:44:41,741 a horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, why the long face? 709 00:44:41,817 --> 00:44:45,537 You are married. Why didn't you tell me? 710 00:44:45,613 --> 00:44:46,994 I thought he was dead. 711 00:44:47,071 --> 00:44:48,565 He worked for the government 712 00:44:48,642 --> 00:44:51,902 training pilots for the CIA in Germany. 713 00:44:51,978 --> 00:44:54,279 They told me he was killed over Villenstulden. 714 00:44:54,356 --> 00:44:57,462 The day before you and I were to go away... 715 00:44:57,538 --> 00:45:01,258 I received word he was in a Berlin hospital. 716 00:45:01,297 --> 00:45:04,709 I had to go to him. They ordered me not to tell anyone. 717 00:45:06,088 --> 00:45:08,504 I know how you must feel. 718 00:45:08,543 --> 00:45:11,993 You know how it feels to have your heart shot out of season 719 00:45:12,070 --> 00:45:13,949 and strapped to the hood of a car? 720 00:45:14,025 --> 00:45:17,093 To be passed like the world's largest kidney stone? 721 00:45:17,171 --> 00:45:20,697 Ramada, I don't think so. 722 00:45:21,656 --> 00:45:23,150 [Siren] 723 00:45:23,226 --> 00:45:24,645 Patrol boat! 724 00:45:29,631 --> 00:45:31,663 Remember, we're not American. 725 00:45:31,739 --> 00:45:33,810 Those boys aren't stupid. 726 00:45:43,051 --> 00:45:45,466 Where's Harbinger? 727 00:45:45,580 --> 00:45:47,153 Shut off your engine. 728 00:45:48,418 --> 00:45:50,641 Shut off your engine. We are coming aboard. 729 00:46:31,476 --> 00:46:32,896 Ummm. 730 00:46:39,911 --> 00:46:41,369 Hmm. 731 00:47:02,765 --> 00:47:04,374 Kareem of onion. 732 00:47:04,412 --> 00:47:05,754 Al. Jarreau. 733 00:47:33,208 --> 00:47:36,122 Go on! Get out of here! 734 00:47:36,199 --> 00:47:40,415 Ah! Ha ha! Take that to the bank and cash it! 735 00:47:43,061 --> 00:47:44,519 Swim for shore! 736 00:47:49,311 --> 00:47:50,692 Save yourselves! 737 00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:58,513 Swim for it. I'll catch up. 738 00:47:58,552 --> 00:47:59,663 Go! 739 00:48:26,427 --> 00:48:28,152 Aha! 740 00:48:29,839 --> 00:48:30,836 Omar Sharif. 741 00:48:35,743 --> 00:48:37,700 Aah! 742 00:48:39,692 --> 00:48:41,572 Aah! 743 00:48:42,491 --> 00:48:44,141 Ooh, ooh! 744 00:48:48,242 --> 00:48:50,851 Whoo-whoo whoo-whoo whoo-whoo whoo-whoo... 745 00:48:50,927 --> 00:48:52,921 whoo-whoo whoo. 746 00:49:04,347 --> 00:49:07,069 Ohhh! 747 00:49:07,108 --> 00:49:08,871 Aah! 748 00:49:13,434 --> 00:49:14,891 Topper. 749 00:49:18,074 --> 00:49:19,914 [Newscaster] And in other news... 750 00:49:19,990 --> 00:49:22,176 President Benson is returning to Washington today 751 00:49:22,253 --> 00:49:23,978 to speak to the nation... 752 00:49:24,055 --> 00:49:25,895 in what experts are calling 753 00:49:25,971 --> 00:49:28,310 the pivotal address of his political career. 754 00:49:28,388 --> 00:49:30,228 [Pencil Sharpener Grinding] 755 00:49:30,304 --> 00:49:32,031 Well. 756 00:49:33,563 --> 00:49:35,404 How is the speech coming, sir? 757 00:49:35,482 --> 00:49:37,320 Hmm? Oh, I'm practicing my A's. 758 00:49:37,397 --> 00:49:39,506 Does this look like an "A"? 759 00:49:39,545 --> 00:49:40,465 Yes, sir. 760 00:49:40,504 --> 00:49:41,730 All right. 761 00:49:41,808 --> 00:49:43,648 Ha ha ha! 762 00:49:43,685 --> 00:49:45,565 What have you got there, Bill? 763 00:49:45,603 --> 00:49:47,481 We received word from Michelle Huddleston. 764 00:49:47,557 --> 00:49:49,821 Topper Harley is missing. His boat's been demolished. 765 00:49:49,859 --> 00:49:51,891 - Oh, damn it! - Aah! 766 00:49:51,968 --> 00:49:54,612 Every time I give an order, things get screwed up! 767 00:49:54,651 --> 00:49:57,451 Plan a reception, they bring the wrong hors d'oeuvres. 768 00:49:57,490 --> 00:50:00,326 Appoint an ambassador, he leaves the country. Now this. 769 00:50:00,364 --> 00:50:01,784 We need a plan. 770 00:50:01,822 --> 00:50:05,119 This may be our last chance to get the hostages out. 771 00:50:05,197 --> 00:50:06,500 All right. 772 00:50:06,577 --> 00:50:08,416 Now, here is where we are 773 00:50:08,492 --> 00:50:10,333 and here is where they are. 774 00:50:10,410 --> 00:50:11,291 Oh, Jesus. 775 00:50:11,368 --> 00:50:12,672 No time for prayer. 776 00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:13,709 Here's the target area. 777 00:50:13,785 --> 00:50:15,164 That's Minnesota, sir. 778 00:50:15,241 --> 00:50:17,082 That's the genius of my plan. 779 00:50:17,159 --> 00:50:19,306 We don't have to traipse all over the world to fight. 780 00:50:19,344 --> 00:50:21,568 We can do it at home and go fishing. 781 00:50:21,606 --> 00:50:26,246 - The enemy's over there. - We'll fly them over here. 782 00:50:26,285 --> 00:50:29,390 They can bring their relatives. We'll teach ice skating. 783 00:50:29,466 --> 00:50:31,384 Mr. President, the hostages. 784 00:50:31,459 --> 00:50:33,760 It's imperative that you act now. 785 00:50:40,663 --> 00:50:42,310 Topper? 786 00:50:44,496 --> 00:50:49,673 Aah! 787 00:50:51,705 --> 00:50:54,158 Topper, you made it! 788 00:50:57,456 --> 00:51:00,792 That's right, Cindy, it's 23 minutes past the hour. 789 00:51:00,830 --> 00:51:04,627 And now, here's the Buckinghams with... Kind of a Drag. 790 00:51:10,838 --> 00:51:12,640 You're bleeding. 791 00:51:12,716 --> 00:51:15,055 I'll be all right. 792 00:51:15,132 --> 00:51:18,007 There's something else that bothers me a lot more. 793 00:51:18,084 --> 00:51:19,502 Harbinger... 794 00:51:19,540 --> 00:51:22,264 where were you when the patrol boat arrived? 795 00:51:22,340 --> 00:51:24,219 Below sweeping the boat for bombs. 796 00:51:24,258 --> 00:51:26,213 What are you accusing me of? 797 00:51:26,289 --> 00:51:29,972 Nothing, yet. But I want you to know I smell a rat. 798 00:51:30,009 --> 00:51:31,658 Don't push me, Lieutenant. 799 00:51:31,734 --> 00:51:33,575 Before you bagged your first babe... 800 00:51:33,651 --> 00:51:35,070 I was slitting throats for this country 801 00:51:35,146 --> 00:51:36,412 and making a good living at it. 802 00:51:36,449 --> 00:51:38,637 I'm not saying I don't trust you... 803 00:51:38,675 --> 00:51:41,473 and I'm not saying I do, but I don't. 804 00:51:41,550 --> 00:51:44,080 Save it for the enemy. We got a job to do. 805 00:51:50,982 --> 00:51:54,011 Oh, look, I'm cut, too. 806 00:51:54,049 --> 00:51:55,238 Oh. 807 00:51:57,347 --> 00:51:58,651 They got me, too. 808 00:51:58,727 --> 00:52:00,413 It's a real gusher. 809 00:52:02,293 --> 00:52:03,750 Let's get going. 810 00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:34,193 There's a guard at the gate. 811 00:52:34,231 --> 00:52:36,111 He's mine. 812 00:52:36,148 --> 00:52:37,376 Wait here. 813 00:52:39,485 --> 00:52:41,249 Topper? 814 00:52:43,855 --> 00:52:44,738 Topper. 815 00:52:44,814 --> 00:52:45,696 Oh! Jesus! 816 00:52:45,774 --> 00:52:47,614 Before we go in there 817 00:52:47,689 --> 00:52:49,991 I think there's something you should know. 818 00:52:50,105 --> 00:52:51,101 What now? 819 00:52:51,178 --> 00:52:53,019 Have you heard of Dexter Hayman? 820 00:52:53,096 --> 00:52:55,397 The freedom fighter. 821 00:52:55,436 --> 00:52:59,575 Yeah. He won the Nobel Prize for inventing the artificial appendix. 822 00:52:59,653 --> 00:53:02,950 Exactly. Dexter is one of the captives. 823 00:53:02,989 --> 00:53:05,366 He's my husband. 824 00:53:05,443 --> 00:53:07,014 You've got to be joking. 825 00:53:07,053 --> 00:53:09,353 If I was joking, I would say... 826 00:53:09,430 --> 00:53:11,500 "a rabbi, a priest, and a minister..." 827 00:53:11,615 --> 00:53:13,916 O.K., O.K., he is your husband. 828 00:53:13,993 --> 00:53:16,792 Topper, I was so young, just a schoolgirl. 829 00:53:16,868 --> 00:53:18,709 He was an older man... 830 00:53:18,785 --> 00:53:20,626 wise in the ways of the world. 831 00:53:20,703 --> 00:53:23,348 He came around the schoolyard day after day. 832 00:53:23,425 --> 00:53:25,420 I so admired his persistence. 833 00:53:25,495 --> 00:53:28,295 Even the restraining order my parents slapped on him 834 00:53:28,370 --> 00:53:30,058 wouldn't hold him back. 835 00:53:30,096 --> 00:53:32,934 He opened my eyes to the arts, music 836 00:53:32,972 --> 00:53:34,735 clog dancing, Wrestlemania. 837 00:53:34,812 --> 00:53:37,842 His work has meant so much to so many... 838 00:53:37,919 --> 00:53:40,219 and I owe him everything, Topper. 839 00:53:40,295 --> 00:53:41,714 Everything. 840 00:53:41,790 --> 00:53:43,630 I'm happy for you, kid. 841 00:53:43,707 --> 00:53:46,929 But if you think you can hurt me again, you're wrong. 842 00:53:47,006 --> 00:53:49,460 I left my heart in my other pants. 843 00:54:56,865 --> 00:54:57,977 Go. 844 00:55:03,729 --> 00:55:05,377 Knicka nach. 845 00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:19,295 Cock-a-doodle-doo! 846 00:55:31,718 --> 00:55:34,709 [Imitating A Monkey] 847 00:55:42,109 --> 00:55:44,217 [Squeak Squeak] 848 00:56:28,542 --> 00:56:30,190 [Whinnies Like A Horse] 849 00:56:40,964 --> 00:56:42,383 Ah! 850 00:56:43,494 --> 00:56:44,683 [Cluck Cluck Cluck] 851 00:56:58,985 --> 00:57:03,739 [Aah!] 852 00:57:07,151 --> 00:57:08,993 [Cock-A-Doodle-Doo] 853 00:57:12,021 --> 00:57:13,440 The Iraqi coast. 854 00:57:13,517 --> 00:57:16,353 Oh, those bluffs look treacherous. 855 00:57:16,431 --> 00:57:19,268 Hadn't counted on that. 856 00:57:19,346 --> 00:57:21,684 But if God is on our side... 857 00:57:21,759 --> 00:57:23,831 we'll rendezvous on Lincoln's wart by noon. 858 00:57:23,907 --> 00:57:25,326 That's it, men. 859 00:57:26,937 --> 00:57:28,432 We're going in. 860 00:57:30,694 --> 00:57:33,224 [President Benson] Our rescue mission was underway. 861 00:57:33,301 --> 00:57:36,061 But two things kept running through my mind... 862 00:57:36,139 --> 00:57:38,477 Would we get to the men in time... 863 00:57:38,554 --> 00:57:40,854 [High-Pitched Voice] And why'd I bring helium instead of air? 864 00:57:51,092 --> 00:57:52,626 I'll guard the rear. 865 00:57:55,768 --> 00:57:57,610 You take the front door. 866 00:58:04,894 --> 00:58:07,041 [Glass Shattering] 867 00:58:26,022 --> 00:58:27,670 The keys. 868 00:58:28,898 --> 00:58:31,199 [Snoring] 869 00:59:11,113 --> 00:59:13,105 [Dixie Plays] 870 00:59:15,905 --> 00:59:17,745 [Brahms' Lullaby Plays] 871 00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:32,276 What? 872 00:59:32,353 --> 00:59:33,388 Enough. 873 00:59:42,093 --> 00:59:43,358 [Clank] 874 01:00:08,548 --> 01:00:09,392 [Squeak Squeak] 875 01:00:09,470 --> 01:00:11,308 Huh? Eh? 876 01:00:11,386 --> 01:00:13,380 I'll have a hamburger. 877 01:00:16,755 --> 01:00:19,630 [Alarm Blaring] 878 01:00:23,963 --> 01:00:25,304 Where are the prisoners? 879 01:00:25,380 --> 01:00:26,263 Over there. 880 01:00:26,339 --> 01:00:27,221 Let's go! 881 01:00:27,298 --> 01:00:29,292 I'll take the back gate. 882 01:00:38,341 --> 01:00:40,795 Now, that's a hell of a gun. 883 01:00:44,091 --> 01:00:45,434 Where is Dexter Hayman? 884 01:00:45,510 --> 01:00:47,082 Villa... compound 405. 885 01:00:49,766 --> 01:00:51,339 Move! Move! 886 01:00:56,975 --> 01:00:59,351 O.K., I'm here. 887 01:00:59,390 --> 01:01:01,269 "Terrorist mountain... 888 01:01:01,308 --> 01:01:03,646 "it's a small war... 889 01:01:03,685 --> 01:01:05,562 "Pirates of the Persian gulf... 890 01:01:05,601 --> 01:01:07,481 the hostage mover." 891 01:01:07,519 --> 01:01:10,549 Ah, "Dexter's dungeon." 892 01:01:23,892 --> 01:01:26,920 Harbinger, what are you doing here? 893 01:01:26,997 --> 01:01:29,219 I was right, wasn't I? 894 01:01:29,296 --> 01:01:31,598 You sabotaged all the other missions. 895 01:01:31,675 --> 01:01:33,055 I find that totally unacceptable. 896 01:01:33,132 --> 01:01:34,319 You got me wrong. 897 01:01:34,397 --> 01:01:35,969 All these years... 898 01:01:36,044 --> 01:01:37,387 fighting... 899 01:01:37,503 --> 01:01:38,843 and shooting and killing. 900 01:01:38,921 --> 01:01:42,218 I just... I can't go on. 901 01:01:42,295 --> 01:01:44,097 I... 902 01:01:44,136 --> 01:01:45,209 I... 903 01:01:45,285 --> 01:01:47,625 Hey, hey, hey, rainy face. 904 01:01:47,663 --> 01:01:51,612 Hey, proud warrior. 905 01:01:51,690 --> 01:01:55,753 Let the sun come out, you big, bad G.I. Joe. 906 01:01:56,979 --> 01:01:58,361 You know, kitten... 907 01:01:58,438 --> 01:02:01,045 we all have permission to make mistakes. 908 01:02:01,965 --> 01:02:03,306 It's called learning. 909 01:02:04,610 --> 01:02:07,372 You give Uncle Topper... 910 01:02:07,487 --> 01:02:11,051 a nice big blow. 911 01:02:32,984 --> 01:02:34,748 I'm done. 912 01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:40,115 That a boy! 913 01:02:49,817 --> 01:02:51,695 Thanks, Topper. I can kill again. 914 01:02:51,733 --> 01:02:53,841 You've given me a reason to live. 915 01:02:53,918 --> 01:02:55,145 Head for the gate. 916 01:02:55,221 --> 01:02:56,947 Plenty more bad guys to shoot. 917 01:03:06,418 --> 01:03:08,757 [Announcer] Keeps going and going 918 01:03:08,833 --> 01:03:10,137 and going 919 01:03:10,214 --> 01:03:11,094 and going. 920 01:03:11,172 --> 01:03:12,591 Nothing outlasts the... 921 01:03:15,429 --> 01:03:16,885 Yes! 922 01:03:58,601 --> 01:04:00,634 - Aah! - Aah! 923 01:04:01,554 --> 01:04:02,934 [Yelling In Arabic] 924 01:04:07,688 --> 01:04:10,295 The copter pad's half a mile from the compound. 925 01:04:10,372 --> 01:04:13,249 We can't leave, not without Dexter. 926 01:04:15,204 --> 01:04:16,355 Topper, watch out! 927 01:04:37,213 --> 01:04:39,092 [Music Box Music Plays] 928 01:04:49,099 --> 01:04:51,935 For a moment there, I... 929 01:04:51,974 --> 01:04:53,430 I thought you were... 930 01:04:53,508 --> 01:04:54,927 Gabriela Sabatini. 931 01:04:56,076 --> 01:04:57,917 I get that all the time. 932 01:04:57,994 --> 01:04:59,873 It must be the nose. 933 01:04:59,910 --> 01:05:03,708 The irony is I haven't picked up a racket in years. 934 01:05:03,746 --> 01:05:05,011 You saved my life. 935 01:05:05,126 --> 01:05:07,426 Topper, no matter what happens... 936 01:05:07,503 --> 01:05:10,300 I want you to know that I... 937 01:05:10,378 --> 01:05:12,948 I never stopped loving you. 938 01:05:13,023 --> 01:05:14,903 [Whistle Blows] 939 01:05:14,980 --> 01:05:16,244 Let's move out! 940 01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:19,619 You know how to get to the copter pad. 941 01:05:19,695 --> 01:05:23,453 If I'm not there in 15 minutes, you know what to do. 942 01:05:23,529 --> 01:05:24,909 We hightail it. 943 01:05:24,987 --> 01:05:26,941 No. Wait another 15 minutes. 944 01:05:26,980 --> 01:05:29,818 [President Benson] We could hear gunfire from the compound. 945 01:05:29,895 --> 01:05:32,732 From out of nowhere, a patrol boat appeared overhead. 946 01:05:32,770 --> 01:05:36,911 How would we get past the soldiers on that boat? 947 01:05:36,949 --> 01:05:38,330 Then, suddenly... 948 01:05:38,408 --> 01:05:39,787 it happened. 949 01:05:39,863 --> 01:05:41,704 [Breaking Wind] 950 01:05:45,269 --> 01:05:46,190 [Poof] 951 01:05:47,417 --> 01:05:49,372 [Sniff Sniff] 952 01:05:49,449 --> 01:05:50,753 Ahhhh... 953 01:05:56,734 --> 01:05:57,654 take cover! 954 01:06:04,902 --> 01:06:05,822 Guys. 955 01:06:08,122 --> 01:06:09,042 - Jeez! - Whoa! 956 01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:10,115 [Machine Gun Fires] 957 01:06:10,191 --> 01:06:11,573 That's it. Good night. 958 01:06:18,550 --> 01:06:21,235 [Projectile Whistles] 959 01:06:22,463 --> 01:06:23,957 - Aah! - Ohh! 960 01:06:23,995 --> 01:06:25,414 War. 961 01:06:25,452 --> 01:06:27,292 It's fantastic. 962 01:06:27,369 --> 01:06:28,750 [Cannon Fires] 963 01:06:29,785 --> 01:06:31,434 [Panting] 964 01:06:40,098 --> 01:06:41,478 [Panting] 965 01:06:57,544 --> 01:06:58,770 You looking over there! 966 01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:00,381 O.K. We going this way! 967 01:07:00,458 --> 01:07:01,648 I'm going over there! 968 01:07:01,724 --> 01:07:04,293 You going with me. I'm going with this... 969 01:07:12,767 --> 01:07:14,683 [Grrr] 970 01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:16,179 [Grrr] 971 01:07:17,674 --> 01:07:18,555 Oh... 972 01:07:18,633 --> 01:07:20,014 drop the gun. 973 01:07:23,042 --> 01:07:23,924 Drop it! 974 01:07:26,723 --> 01:07:28,985 You will die, yankee bastard-man... 975 01:07:29,024 --> 01:07:32,052 how you say... like a dog. 976 01:07:32,129 --> 01:07:33,164 [Grrr Arf] 977 01:07:33,203 --> 01:07:34,928 Now March! 978 01:07:37,306 --> 01:07:38,877 March! 979 01:07:42,022 --> 01:07:42,903 [Woof] 980 01:07:43,977 --> 01:07:46,200 Now I kill you where you stand 981 01:07:46,277 --> 01:07:47,581 yankee doodle dork pig. 982 01:07:51,990 --> 01:07:53,870 Ah, ah, ah, ah. 983 01:07:53,908 --> 01:07:54,828 [Metallic Vibration] 984 01:07:56,515 --> 01:07:58,010 Mm-hmm! 985 01:07:59,811 --> 01:08:00,694 [Arf Arf] 986 01:08:11,546 --> 01:08:12,771 Aah! 987 01:08:12,849 --> 01:08:14,612 Slippery rascal. 988 01:08:19,673 --> 01:08:20,747 Aah! 989 01:08:20,825 --> 01:08:23,009 [Ring] 990 01:08:23,085 --> 01:08:24,083 [Ring] 991 01:08:24,159 --> 01:08:25,923 Butcher of Baghdad. Hello. 992 01:08:25,999 --> 01:08:26,843 Hello, Saddam. 993 01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:28,186 Uh-huh. 994 01:08:28,263 --> 01:08:29,144 [Fast Chatter] 995 01:08:29,220 --> 01:08:30,256 Oh, hello. 996 01:08:30,332 --> 01:08:31,367 Who is it? 997 01:08:31,445 --> 01:08:33,783 It's your wife... Hillary Rodham Hussein. 998 01:08:33,859 --> 01:08:35,701 Jesus, Mary, Joseph! I'm so stupid! 999 01:08:35,778 --> 01:08:38,615 I was supposed to pick her up at the laundromat! 1000 01:08:38,692 --> 01:08:41,951 Tell her I'm at... No, no... out of town on business. 1001 01:08:42,066 --> 01:08:44,366 A bombing. Gassing. A last-minute execution. 1002 01:08:44,444 --> 01:08:46,168 Tell her something. Make it up. 1003 01:08:46,245 --> 01:08:48,315 I'm sorry. You just missed him. 1004 01:08:48,392 --> 01:08:51,267 Ah! I owe you one. 1005 01:08:52,341 --> 01:08:53,300 Aah! 1006 01:08:59,358 --> 01:09:00,238 Aah! 1007 01:09:00,317 --> 01:09:01,200 Aah! 1008 01:09:01,276 --> 01:09:03,920 Ali McGraw! My eyes! 1009 01:09:07,908 --> 01:09:10,746 Infidel! I'm going to split you like a melon! 1010 01:09:10,784 --> 01:09:11,705 Aah! 1011 01:09:14,464 --> 01:09:17,072 Now I will kill you until you die from it. 1012 01:09:17,147 --> 01:09:18,568 In a pig's ear! 1013 01:09:20,599 --> 01:09:21,482 Mr. President! 1014 01:09:21,559 --> 01:09:23,053 Thufferin' thuccotash! 1015 01:09:23,130 --> 01:09:24,971 Looks like the upper hand 1016 01:09:25,047 --> 01:09:27,693 is on the other foot, Saddam. 1017 01:09:27,769 --> 01:09:29,112 Ah... 1018 01:09:29,149 --> 01:09:31,181 ha! 1019 01:09:31,220 --> 01:09:33,099 Uh-oh! 1020 01:09:33,137 --> 01:09:34,058 Yesss! 1021 01:09:36,434 --> 01:09:38,274 My skin's made of asbestos. 1022 01:09:38,353 --> 01:09:41,151 Tanning parlor action at Dien Bien Phu. 1023 01:09:41,188 --> 01:09:42,568 Go about your business, son. 1024 01:09:42,607 --> 01:09:44,869 I've got a bone to settle with this guy. 1025 01:09:44,946 --> 01:09:46,979 Yes, sir. I'll get Dexter. 1026 01:09:47,056 --> 01:09:49,049 Let's make this a fair fight. 1027 01:09:54,302 --> 01:09:57,101 I've been waiting for you, O Big One. 1028 01:09:57,178 --> 01:09:58,519 We meet at last. 1029 01:09:58,595 --> 01:10:00,743 The circle is complete. 1030 01:10:00,782 --> 01:10:02,853 Now I am the master! 1031 01:10:02,929 --> 01:10:05,382 Only the master of evil, Saddam. 1032 01:10:05,421 --> 01:10:06,380 Aah! 1033 01:10:06,456 --> 01:10:07,798 Your powers are... 1034 01:10:07,875 --> 01:10:10,215 [Cough Cough] 1035 01:10:13,474 --> 01:10:15,351 Your powers are weak, old man. 1036 01:10:15,389 --> 01:10:16,771 You shouldn't have come. 1037 01:10:16,810 --> 01:10:18,189 Yeah, well, I have. 1038 01:10:18,266 --> 01:10:20,528 We'll settle this the old navy way... 1039 01:10:20,605 --> 01:10:22,982 First guy to die loses! Hah! 1040 01:10:24,170 --> 01:10:25,129 Hyah! 1041 01:10:30,842 --> 01:10:31,723 Ohhh... 1042 01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:33,296 water... 1043 01:10:33,410 --> 01:10:34,753 water. 1044 01:10:34,830 --> 01:10:35,712 Water, please. 1045 01:10:35,788 --> 01:10:37,208 [Burble Burble] 1046 01:10:38,203 --> 01:10:39,699 It's locked from the inside. 1047 01:10:39,776 --> 01:10:41,194 - No! - Damn it! 1048 01:10:41,233 --> 01:10:42,613 We'll all die! 1049 01:10:42,652 --> 01:10:43,573 Control yourself! 1050 01:10:43,649 --> 01:10:44,530 Blow it! 1051 01:10:44,608 --> 01:10:45,872 It's not our property. 1052 01:10:45,910 --> 01:10:46,831 Do it! 1053 01:10:46,870 --> 01:10:49,707 [Burbling] Oh, Mr. Gepetto... 1054 01:10:51,662 --> 01:10:55,726 go ahead. Shoot. You'll get nothing from me. 1055 01:10:55,841 --> 01:10:57,183 You are filth. 1056 01:10:57,260 --> 01:10:59,446 I spit in the face of filth. 1057 01:10:59,522 --> 01:11:01,861 Dexter, I've come to get you out of here. 1058 01:11:01,937 --> 01:11:02,857 You're American. 1059 01:11:02,895 --> 01:11:04,660 Yes. I'm from America. 1060 01:11:04,736 --> 01:11:05,848 Let's go. 1061 01:11:05,887 --> 01:11:09,453 My friend, I yearn for freedom as much as anyone... 1062 01:11:09,530 --> 01:11:12,098 but I run from no man. 1063 01:11:12,175 --> 01:11:14,553 You've got to come with me. 1064 01:11:14,629 --> 01:11:16,240 I can't walk away. 1065 01:11:17,468 --> 01:11:19,690 They've tied my shoelaces together. 1066 01:11:21,646 --> 01:11:23,064 A knot. 1067 01:11:25,174 --> 01:11:26,823 Bastards. 1068 01:11:35,411 --> 01:11:37,711 I'm aborting the mission. Envelope is closed. 1069 01:11:37,789 --> 01:11:39,168 We're lifting off. 1070 01:11:41,661 --> 01:11:43,500 Here you go. It's 4.50. 1071 01:11:44,958 --> 01:11:46,798 I didn't think you'd make it. 1072 01:11:46,874 --> 01:11:48,255 Everybody on board. We're leaving. 1073 01:11:48,331 --> 01:11:49,827 What about the others? 1074 01:11:49,904 --> 01:11:51,974 We just can't leave them. 1075 01:12:00,832 --> 01:12:02,288 Ah... 1076 01:12:04,129 --> 01:12:05,087 ow! 1077 01:12:05,164 --> 01:12:06,237 Aah! 1078 01:12:08,998 --> 01:12:09,881 Wait. I... 1079 01:12:09,957 --> 01:12:11,797 I can't go any further. 1080 01:12:11,874 --> 01:12:13,331 I need a drink. 1081 01:12:19,465 --> 01:12:20,654 O.K., right a bit. 1082 01:12:20,731 --> 01:12:21,957 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop. 1083 01:12:22,035 --> 01:12:23,530 Stop there. Down a bit. 1084 01:12:23,605 --> 01:12:24,682 There. 1085 01:12:24,757 --> 01:12:26,099 That's not very cold. 1086 01:12:26,176 --> 01:12:28,017 Is this filtered? 1087 01:12:28,093 --> 01:12:30,584 Their artillery will be down on us in seconds. 1088 01:12:30,661 --> 01:12:31,927 We have to lift off. 1089 01:12:31,965 --> 01:12:33,691 Then we'll lose Topper and Dexter. 1090 01:12:33,730 --> 01:12:37,294 But that's been the idea all along, hasn't it, Michelle? 1091 01:12:41,129 --> 01:12:43,698 You're looking beautiful as ever, Ramada. 1092 01:12:43,775 --> 01:12:45,309 How did you know? 1093 01:12:45,385 --> 01:12:48,223 I didn't. It all came together when I saw you here. 1094 01:12:48,261 --> 01:12:50,752 I thought back to your inscription in my yearbook. 1095 01:12:50,791 --> 01:12:53,973 You wrote, "Remember all the fun we had in speech class. 1096 01:12:54,012 --> 01:12:57,885 I'll fuck up your life if it's the last thing I do." 1097 01:12:57,962 --> 01:13:00,645 Then I realized where I had last seen this. 1098 01:13:06,167 --> 01:13:07,049 Ohh! 1099 01:13:07,125 --> 01:13:09,771 What could I have done 1100 01:13:09,847 --> 01:13:11,957 to make you so vindictive? 1101 01:13:12,033 --> 01:13:14,871 Looks like you gals know each other. 1102 01:13:14,947 --> 01:13:17,554 Oh, Ramada, how could you have been so blind? 1103 01:13:17,592 --> 01:13:19,472 You were always too wrapped up 1104 01:13:19,510 --> 01:13:21,426 being "Miss Perfect College" to notice me. 1105 01:13:21,464 --> 01:13:25,452 Why concern yourself with the feelings of one insignificant roommate? 1106 01:13:25,530 --> 01:13:28,097 One fabulous day... 1107 01:13:28,175 --> 01:13:30,475 one incredible experience. 1108 01:13:30,552 --> 01:13:32,815 I had no idea it meant so much to you. 1109 01:13:32,815 --> 01:13:35,230 I remember that day as though it were yesterday. 1110 01:13:35,269 --> 01:13:37,185 The exhilaration of experimenting... 1111 01:13:37,262 --> 01:13:39,600 Sharing something so new... 1112 01:13:39,678 --> 01:13:41,173 so dangerous... 1113 01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:43,743 so intimate. 1114 01:13:43,819 --> 01:13:45,198 Go on. 1115 01:13:45,275 --> 01:13:47,997 And I'll never forget the look on your face 1116 01:13:48,073 --> 01:13:50,567 the way the sweat glistened on your hard body. 1117 01:13:50,644 --> 01:13:52,483 Then you tied my ankles 1118 01:13:52,598 --> 01:13:53,787 tighter... 1119 01:13:53,865 --> 01:13:55,742 tighter... 1120 01:13:55,818 --> 01:13:57,584 but it just wasn't right. 1121 01:13:57,660 --> 01:13:59,117 It wasn't natural. 1122 01:13:59,193 --> 01:14:02,376 Bungee jumping is just too dangerous a sport. 1123 01:14:02,453 --> 01:14:04,407 Bungee jumping? That's it? 1124 01:14:04,485 --> 01:14:08,319 Michelle, how could you hurt so many innocent people? 1125 01:14:08,396 --> 01:14:11,157 Oh, Ramada, it was always so easy for you. 1126 01:14:11,194 --> 01:14:13,801 How could you ever understand? 1127 01:14:14,570 --> 01:14:15,796 I had Dexter imprisoned 1128 01:14:15,834 --> 01:14:17,752 because I wanted you to suffer 1129 01:14:17,827 --> 01:14:19,438 as much as you made me suffer. 1130 01:14:19,514 --> 01:14:20,665 You fool. 1131 01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:26,033 When I discovered I couldn't win Topper's heart 1132 01:14:26,110 --> 01:14:28,026 because he still loved you 1133 01:14:28,141 --> 01:14:31,057 I tried to have you all killed. 1134 01:14:31,134 --> 01:14:33,740 He... he still loves me. 1135 01:14:35,925 --> 01:14:38,379 You turned your back on America 1136 01:14:38,456 --> 01:14:40,604 because of your own petty jealousy. 1137 01:14:40,681 --> 01:14:42,482 You're gonna pay for this. 1138 01:14:43,901 --> 01:14:44,897 [Splash] 1139 01:14:49,728 --> 01:14:52,605 Ha ha. Good doggie. 1140 01:14:53,485 --> 01:14:54,867 Ah... choo! 1141 01:14:54,905 --> 01:14:56,937 Ah-choo! 1142 01:14:57,053 --> 01:14:58,662 Ah... ch... 1143 01:15:07,482 --> 01:15:08,631 Ooh. 1144 01:15:08,708 --> 01:15:10,394 Ah! 1145 01:15:12,964 --> 01:15:14,767 Aluminum siding. 10-year guarantee. 1146 01:15:14,881 --> 01:15:16,990 I'll never have to be painted. 1147 01:15:18,332 --> 01:15:20,364 Ah! 1148 01:15:20,402 --> 01:15:21,822 [Dog Snarls] 1149 01:15:46,206 --> 01:15:47,933 Hmm. 1150 01:16:07,601 --> 01:16:09,710 Do you have any idea where you're going? 1151 01:16:09,787 --> 01:16:11,435 [Gunfire] 1152 01:16:11,512 --> 01:16:12,933 Ha. You missed. 1153 01:16:12,970 --> 01:16:17,072 It'll take more than that to stop me, you devils. 1154 01:16:17,110 --> 01:16:18,797 Don't jiggle me. 1155 01:16:18,874 --> 01:16:21,252 Advil, Midol, get over here. 1156 01:16:21,328 --> 01:16:22,709 To the helicopter. 1157 01:16:22,747 --> 01:16:25,776 They dicked with the wrong dictator! 1158 01:16:25,853 --> 01:16:27,846 This means war. 1159 01:16:30,607 --> 01:16:33,904 You'd better let me handle this, son. 1160 01:16:33,981 --> 01:16:35,400 Ew. You're so sweaty. 1161 01:16:35,438 --> 01:16:37,240 [Walters] I knew you'd make it. 1162 01:16:37,317 --> 01:16:39,465 It's about time. 1163 01:16:40,423 --> 01:16:41,342 Michelle. 1164 01:16:41,381 --> 01:16:42,915 She's our saboteur. 1165 01:16:43,988 --> 01:16:46,250 Topper, can you get me off the hook? 1166 01:16:46,289 --> 01:16:48,168 I'm sorry, precious. No can do. 1167 01:16:48,206 --> 01:16:50,890 You sold out the greatest country in the world. 1168 01:16:50,967 --> 01:16:52,154 And to think... 1169 01:16:52,232 --> 01:16:53,382 I wore your mole. 1170 01:16:53,459 --> 01:16:55,300 Get her out of here. 1171 01:16:59,018 --> 01:17:00,437 Dexter? 1172 01:17:01,740 --> 01:17:03,658 Ramada. 1173 01:17:08,336 --> 01:17:09,755 Oh, dear Dexter. 1174 01:17:09,831 --> 01:17:12,476 Look what they've done to your shoelaces. 1175 01:17:12,515 --> 01:17:13,935 Oh, my darling. 1176 01:17:13,972 --> 01:17:16,810 You've no idea what I've just been through. 1177 01:17:16,849 --> 01:17:18,189 But now we're together again 1178 01:17:18,266 --> 01:17:20,069 we have so much to look forward to. 1179 01:17:20,183 --> 01:17:22,484 I want to do it all... 1180 01:17:22,523 --> 01:17:24,937 Donahue, Geraldo... 1181 01:17:25,015 --> 01:17:26,855 Sally. Jesse. 1182 01:17:26,932 --> 01:17:29,693 Oh, and who's that black chick? Uh... 1183 01:17:29,770 --> 01:17:30,651 Oprah. 1184 01:17:30,728 --> 01:17:33,182 Yes. Yes. Her, too. 1185 01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,621 Let's go. It's getting hot here. 1186 01:17:40,735 --> 01:17:42,957 I'm going back for the president. 1187 01:17:42,996 --> 01:17:43,995 Topper... 1188 01:17:45,489 --> 01:17:46,717 I'm staying with you. 1189 01:17:46,794 --> 01:17:48,135 No, you're not. 1190 01:17:48,174 --> 01:17:51,049 You're getting on that copter with Dexter. 1191 01:17:51,125 --> 01:17:52,658 I thought you loved me. 1192 01:17:52,735 --> 01:17:54,117 Ramada, I do love you. 1193 01:17:54,192 --> 01:17:55,535 I've tried to forget you 1194 01:17:55,574 --> 01:17:58,755 but your face is always on the tip of my tongue. 1195 01:17:58,832 --> 01:18:00,058 Then let me stay. 1196 01:18:00,136 --> 01:18:01,938 I want to be with you. 1197 01:18:02,015 --> 01:18:05,581 I want to meet your parents and pet your dog. 1198 01:18:05,657 --> 01:18:08,189 My parents are dead. My dog ate them. 1199 01:18:08,265 --> 01:18:09,146 I'm sorry. 1200 01:18:09,223 --> 01:18:12,061 We both know you belong with Dexter. 1201 01:18:12,099 --> 01:18:13,517 You're part of his work... 1202 01:18:13,556 --> 01:18:15,435 The thing that keeps him going. 1203 01:18:15,473 --> 01:18:17,084 I'm no good at being noble 1204 01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:19,998 but do you know what would happen if you stayed? 1205 01:18:20,075 --> 01:18:21,264 Of course I do. 1206 01:18:21,339 --> 01:18:25,710 Sex. Wild, free, passionate, unbridled sex. 1207 01:18:25,787 --> 01:18:26,822 [Gulp] 1208 01:18:26,898 --> 01:18:29,391 I'd fondle you in ways you can't imagine. 1209 01:18:29,468 --> 01:18:32,305 I would pleasure you anytime, anyplace, in any way 1210 01:18:32,344 --> 01:18:35,948 for as long as you could possibly desire. 1211 01:18:36,023 --> 01:18:38,364 [Engine Starts] 1212 01:18:42,235 --> 01:18:43,654 You better get going. 1213 01:18:43,692 --> 01:18:45,496 You'll miss your takeoff. 1214 01:18:48,141 --> 01:18:49,827 Goodbye, Topper. 1215 01:18:49,943 --> 01:18:51,822 God bless you. 1216 01:18:51,898 --> 01:18:53,278 Wait a second. 1217 01:18:53,316 --> 01:18:55,311 Let me get a shot of you two. 1218 01:18:55,387 --> 01:18:58,110 It'll be a great visual for the talk shows. 1219 01:18:58,186 --> 01:19:01,867 Closer together. Come on. Don't be shy. 1220 01:19:01,944 --> 01:19:03,209 Put your arm around her. 1221 01:19:03,286 --> 01:19:06,238 I've almost got it. This is a great shot. 1222 01:19:06,315 --> 01:19:08,577 My God, you're going to love this. 1223 01:19:08,654 --> 01:19:13,331 You know, under other circumstances, you'd make a great couple. 1224 01:19:13,407 --> 01:19:15,364 Oh, well. 1225 01:19:15,440 --> 01:19:16,897 Say chees... 1226 01:19:16,973 --> 01:19:20,118 You're moving too much. Quit spinning. 1227 01:19:20,156 --> 01:19:21,882 This'll make me rich and f... 1228 01:19:23,109 --> 01:19:24,757 He really was a wiener. 1229 01:19:24,833 --> 01:19:26,827 Don't get me started. 1230 01:19:26,904 --> 01:19:28,324 Hold it there! 1231 01:19:28,362 --> 01:19:29,281 Hold it! 1232 01:19:30,816 --> 01:19:33,423 This buggy going to America? 1233 01:19:33,461 --> 01:19:35,493 Mr. President, I was afraid we'd lost you. 1234 01:19:35,531 --> 01:19:36,759 Not a chance. 1235 01:19:36,835 --> 01:19:39,059 Shove over. I got dibs on the window. 1236 01:19:39,252 --> 01:19:41,013 [Yelling In Arabic] 1237 01:19:46,038 --> 01:19:47,188 They're in my sights. 1238 01:19:47,264 --> 01:19:49,144 Just a second. This is personal. 1239 01:19:53,054 --> 01:19:56,581 We're too heavy. We need to lose some weight. 1240 01:20:03,061 --> 01:20:04,480 Aah! 1241 01:20:14,717 --> 01:20:17,478 # One can have a dream, baby # 1242 01:20:17,554 --> 01:20:20,967 # Two can make that dream so real # 1243 01:20:21,006 --> 01:20:23,535 # One can talk about being in love # 1244 01:20:23,574 --> 01:20:25,759 # Two can say how it really feels # 1245 01:20:26,105 --> 01:20:29,019 #It takes two, baby # 1246 01:20:29,133 --> 01:20:31,665 #It takes two, baby # 1247 01:20:31,741 --> 01:20:33,658 #Make a dream come true # 1248 01:20:35,114 --> 01:20:36,765 #. Just take two # 1249 01:20:39,408 --> 01:20:41,979 # One can have a broken heart # 1250 01:20:42,054 --> 01:20:44,816 #Living in misery # 1251 01:20:44,931 --> 01:20:47,883 # Two can really ease the pain # 1252 01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:50,375 #Like a perfect remedy # 1253 01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:54,248 # One can be alone in a crowd # 1254 01:20:54,363 --> 01:20:57,009 #Like an island, he's all alone # 1255 01:20:57,125 --> 01:21:00,229 # Two can make it just anyplace # 1256 01:21:00,306 --> 01:21:02,492 #Seems just like being home # 1257 01:21:02,568 --> 01:21:05,635 #It takes two, baby # 1258 01:21:05,674 --> 01:21:08,664 #It takes two, baby # 1259 01:21:08,740 --> 01:21:10,390 #Me and you # 1260 01:21:11,809 --> 01:21:13,342 #. Just take two # 1261 01:21:15,719 --> 01:21:17,138 # Ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh # 1262 01:21:17,176 --> 01:21:18,519 # Whoo-oo-oo-oo-ooh # 1263 01:21:18,634 --> 01:21:21,165 # Ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh # 1264 01:21:21,241 --> 01:21:24,079 # Ooh-oo-ooh # 1265 01:21:27,185 --> 01:21:28,680 #. Just take two # 1266 01:21:30,251 --> 01:21:31,632 #. Just take two # 1267 01:21:32,895 --> 01:21:36,961 # Ooh, one can go out to a movie # 1268 01:21:37,038 --> 01:21:39,721 #Looking for a special treat # 1269 01:21:39,798 --> 01:21:42,635 # Two can make that single room # 1270 01:21:42,712 --> 01:21:45,627 #Something really kinda sweet # 1271 01:21:45,703 --> 01:21:49,000 # Yeah, one can take a walk in the moonlight # 1272 01:21:49,077 --> 01:21:51,762 # Thinkin'that it's really nice # 1273 01:21:51,839 --> 01:21:54,868 #But two walkin' hand in hand # 1274 01:21:54,943 --> 01:21:57,014 #Is like addin' just a pinch of spice # 1275 01:21:57,090 --> 01:22:00,618 # Yeah, it takes two, baby # 1276 01:22:00,695 --> 01:22:03,570 #It takes two, baby # 1277 01:22:03,647 --> 01:22:05,067 #Me and you # 1278 01:22:06,676 --> 01:22:08,133 #. Just take two # 1279 01:22:09,706 --> 01:22:12,542 #It takes two, baby # 1280 01:22:12,581 --> 01:22:15,533 #It takes two, baby # 1281 01:22:15,610 --> 01:22:17,950 # To make a dream come true ## 1282 01:24:40,658 --> 01:24:42,920 Hot Shots Part Deux was filmed in Hollywood 1283 01:24:42,997 --> 01:24:45,221 in front of a live studio audience. 1284 01:24:45,298 --> 01:24:47,100 [Tape Playing Backwards] 87769

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