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Previously
on "Below Deck Adventure"...

I mean, is it--

Let's start this
off the bat.

Do we have
the Chippendales coming?

We've got seven ladies
from North Carolina.

This charter's celebrating
Lauran Harris'

and Christy Ballard's
recent divorces.

Chick-a-wow-wow.
[chuckling]

Something they really
wanted to do

is taking some bikes and riding
the Trollstigen Road.

It's considered
the most scenic road in Norway

and one of the most dangerous
roads in Europe.

Can we leave it
in the sink

'cause we can't get
in the [indistinct]?

Temporarily.

[giggles]
- What about a flower?

Thank you very much.

Lewis is generally
not my type at all.

He's almost tall.

But I do like British accents.

I gotta find more flowers,
Mike. [chuckles].

Uh, mate, I've had
a complaint from the crew.

I want to give you an option
of resigning.

What's happening
with our replacement here

on the deck?

All right, well, I'll look
for the email today.

See? We have the same one.

Are you third or second?

I haven't made it clear
to the girls

who's second and who's third.

I have decided
that we're just gonna work

together as a team.

We just need to step up
our professionalism.

Scrambled eggs
with avocado and fresh tomato.

Well, they were supposed
to be egg whites.

- It was egg whites.
- Yeah.

[pan clatters]
- [BLEEP].

[BLEEP].

- Are you okay?
- I'm not gonna be able

to do a lot of things now because...

Which means nothing's
gonna happen.

[groans]

Can we get something
for Jess' hand?

She burned it pretty badly.

I'm-I'm coming.
She's hurt herself.

Great.

Sh--.

- Hey, babe.
- The eggs are too soft,

so I'm just gonna make them
hard over.

'Cause I thought they asked
for soft egg.

It's okay, babe.

It's fine.
They're gonna be fine.

My hand is burning.

That is what I'm upset about.
- Okay, okay.

Lewis, Lewis.

Please have your guys
get this tender in the water.

Copy that.

[BLEEP], where's your pan?

Let me--just a little bit.

No, I'm not interested.

I don't need this sh--
in my life.

It's very disturbing

when you cut or burn yourself
as a chef

because there's one of you.

My job is to get food
on the table.

And sometimes you have
to just keep going.

Is it with the toast?

No, I didn't see the plates.
She cleared them.

Someone got burned?

- Yeah.
- Oh, Jess?

Yeah, that's why she was
like, "Ow."

Did you try
the passion fruit?

Mm-mm.

Okay, so who asked
for their eggs to be

a little bit more well-done?

So we've got one with bacon
and one just with eggs.

The queen down here
has been served.

[chuckling]

- You all right?
- I burnt myself really badly.

- Sh--. Yeah, I heard that.
- Yeah, so...

I'm still trying
to prepare the chicken

and all that kind of stuff.

I'll just take five minutes,
and I'll regroup,

6and then I'll meet you
back here.

Okay.

[BLEEP].

Can the stews come here, please?

Watch this.

Thank you.

Okay, Jess has burned
her hand pretty bad.

All right? She's down.

I'm gonna try and help her
the best I can.

So we just need to slow
everything down.

I know youse are all--
want to do your job

100%, 1,000% great,

but you can only piss
with the dick you got.

[laughs] Oh, my God,
I've never heard that one.

Or whatever you want
to call it.

- Right? I like it.
- [chuckles]

End of the day is,
is we can only do

what we can do.

Without the chef's hands,
she can't make food, right?

That's a pretty big deal
that she's burned her hand.

I'm already down a deckhand.

I can't imagine trying
to find a chef as well.

- Okay.
- Doing the thing here, Cap.

Lewis, Lewis. Come in.

Faye, Lewis.

I've got a bit more information

on the bike ride excursion today.

You'll have Mike
and Nathan with you.

- Sounds awesome to me.
- And then I'll--

[laughter]
- It should be a great day

for you ladies.

Okay, so let's put it here.
All right.

[sighs]

Gloves?

Yeah, yeah.
- Just to keep it, 'cause--

It'll keep my hand dry.

As you know as a chef,

our biggest concern
is infection.

Yes, please.

I'll be going with you
as well to assist.

So if you don't want
to go on the bike,

you can stay with me.
That's fine.

All right, ladies.

Don't do what you don't
have to do, all right?

Just point.
- So we're gonna butterfly--

we're just gonna cut them--
like, slice them in half.

I would imagine so.
She couldn't be much worse.

Yeah. That's honestly fair.

♪

I'm butchering this,
but I'm doing the best I can.

It's gonna be
for chicken salad.

It's not like
I'm presenting the--

Ahh, okay, okay. All right.

I'm not presenting
the fillet.

As captain, you gotta be
ready to be put in

in all the jobs on the boat.

When I was in my early 20s,

I ran a dive boat
that was offshore.

And the dive crew was
supposed to do the cooking.

And they were too busy,
so I did it.

They lost a lot of weight.
[chuckles]

♪

Department heads,
please have your crew ready.

Departure in 20 minutes.

Guys, you've got two bags
in the galley

that need to go.

♪

Are these bags here ready?

Yeah, yeah, just grab
this salad and put it in there.

And then I've got two things
that I'm gonna

just have to carry by hand.

This is all just going
in the car.

These two bags.

Can you take that down now, actually?

Please don't forget it.

[groans] Mother----er.

Let's get them
on the swim platform first.

You can pass them to me
on the tender.

That's the heavy one, eh?

Please head on down.

And then step
on the chair there.

- I didn't notice.
- [laughs]

Thank you.

There we go.
- You got shoes?

Sorry.

- Honey. Honey.
- Aw.

[laughter]

♪

Okay, ladies and gentleman,

please feel free to depart.

- Appreciate it.
- You got everything?

Let's go.

I believe we've got,
like, a 45-minute journey.

Okay.

And if you want to get
into the silver truck--

and do you want
to stay with me?

We can be partners
in crime today.

Okay. Okay.
[both laugh]

Should we bring in stuff now?

Come on, let's go. Let's go.

All in the car. All in the car.

Be careful with the glasses.

We're gonna go set up
a nice picnic

so it's all ready
when you return back

from your biking adventure.

Here we go.

- Okay.
- Whoo!

Trollstigen Road.

It's one of the most dangerous
roads in Europe,

but probably the most scenic
road

they'll ever take
in their lives.

It's ziggy and windy.

It's gonna be scary.

Love it.

[dramatic music]

Where are we going?
Do you know? Can we see?

♪

I'm slightly petrified.

So I'm gonna tell
you guys this,

if your bike's not working,
clip it onto mine.

I'll pedal you up, you know?
- [laughs]

I got your back.

Take your time.

We've got a little bit
of shelter.

We've got tables there.

There's enough.
I think that's perfect.

Sure.

It's okay.
We'll do it together.

- You guys ready to ride?
- Yes!

You guys are going downhill,
but I'm gonna go up.

I'll meet you back at the boat.

Let's hit it.

I don't want to press brakes.

I don't want to press brakes!
[laughter]

- Oh, my gosh!
- Whoo-hoo!

Wow, that is beautiful.

It looks scary, my guy.

- Oh sh...
- Oh!

- We gotta make this turn?
- [laughs]

I feel like a real biker!

- [squeals]
- Aah! Okay.

Okay.
- Whoo!

This is so much fun.

♪

I'm assuming we at least
have two more hours.

- Yeah.
- I mean, it's gonna be

a sh-- show when we get back.

We just need some sort of plan.

Like, one of us should just be
on housekeeping.

When Faye's gone,

someone needs to manage
the interior

and it's not like Kasie's
gonna do a good job at it.

And by the way,
she is third stew.

It's gonna go
straight into dinner

and then we're never gonna
catch up.

Do you want to help
set the table?

Yeah, I'll help you
do the tables, yeah.

Get it.
That's it. Perfect.

Would you like to put
some shells out for me?

- Sure.
- [chuckles]

You got it. You got it, girl.

- Yeah, I got it.
- [chuckles]

[chuckles]

'Cause it does look
a little scary down there.

No, I'm not looking
anywhere but straight.

[laughs]

Whoa!

I love having you about.

- Great.
- You could be my second stew.

Oh. Uh, yeah, yeah.

One question I'd like
to know the answer to is...

There was two?

There was two cooler boxes
like this.

These two bags.

Can you take that down now, actually?

Please don't forget it.

We need to find out
where that is, like, yesterday.

Usually when you're doing
a beach setup in the Bahamas,

you're a tender ride
from the boat.

Adventuring in Norway means

we're about an hour
away from the boat.

If I forget anything,
I'm screwed.

It's not like I can get someone
to lend me a hand.

I already did that today.

All the food is not here.

I was so adamant
with the boys.

I was like, "This has to go,

this has to go,
this has to go."

Exterior crew...

And quick question,
did you two take

two black cooler boxes
out of the galley?

[radio breaking up]

And I can't find it.

[indistinct]

Do you know
what she's saying?

She said if we took any box.

Whee.

We've only got
one cooler box here,

so I'm a little bit shocked.

One what box?

Are you joking?

I'm-I'm trying
to message Mike.

There's things going on
under the bubbles

that people can't see.

[dramatic music]

Whoo!

Guys, I don't want
to press brakes.

Driver! [laughs]

Exterior crew,
we are missing a cooler box.

We've only got
one cooler box here,

so I'm a little bit shocked.

One what box?

Did you boys take
two cooler boxes

out of the galley and put them
on the tender?

Yes, we packed them up
and they should be there.

I'm freaking out.
I know that I packed

the cooler boxes,
and I know that I sent them.

That cooler box has everything
I could possibly need.

Every piece of cheese that
I own, every cutting board.

Like, what are you gonna do?
Call for delivery?

It's like, no,
that's not an option.

I literally cannot do my job
without what I need.

- Oh, so pretty!
- So pretty.

- That is beautiful.
- Don't you love the feeling

of the wind in your hair?
- Love it.

Well, I can't do anything
without my cooler box.

Oh, my God, it's here, guys.
It's here.

- You got it.
- It was here the whole time.

Oh, we're doing
a little water break.

Want to do a photo
on that bridge?

- Yeah.
- Yes.

That one is real sexy.
Okay, okay.

This looks
like an album cover.

- Whoo.
- Three, two, one.

Whoa!
[cheering]

[laughter]
- Oh, sh--!

- Right.
- All right.

- Ready to ride?
- I'm ready.

- Ready!
- Ready to ride.

Everybody give me
an "Ay, ay."

all: Ay, ay.

- Give me a "Norway."
- Norway!

I'm glad
that he's the guy doing

the----ing dancing
and singing act.

He definitely likes
to be center stage,

which is good.
He can have center stage.

I'm good stage left.

♪

It's--yep.

- Good in the hood?
- Hey, man.

What--are you--
got any good weather channels?

- It's all crap.
- Yeah.

Nothing is what it says it is.

Okay. Well, I guess we've got
a chance of rain today then.

I mean, the sky is looking
a little dark now.

And when I look at my thing
for this location,

it's saying after--
oh, my God, it's just changed.

Yeah.

Yeah, let's just clean it up.

I'm about to just open these
onto the plate.

Yeah, I've got
the cheeseboard, bread board.

The picnic table is starting
to take shape.

My charcuterie board
is coming together.

There's beautiful
Norwegian salmon.

And the captain's
chicken salad

doesn't look too bad either.

I hate picnics.

But this
is actually turning out okay.

[American accent] Ma'am.

- Thank you.
- [chuckles]

- Boy, what service.
- Yeah.

♪

Uh-oh. Sharp turn coming up.

Be the last thing you ever did.

[chuckles] Shut up, Mike.

[yelling]

Lillian's mad at work there.

I'm so happy Lillian's here.

- Lillian!
- Yes?

You're a queen
after our own hearts.

Thank you.
- I know.

- Car.
- Oh, my gosh.

- Whoa.
- Whoo-hoo.

Oh, this is so beautiful.

- Oh, we made it.
- Whoo-hoo!

both: Hey!

Okay. Oh, my gosh.

We got a brave set
of ladies here.

- Yeah.
- You guys enjoyed it?

Oh, my God, that was so fun.

It was really fun, yeah.

Hi, guys.

Hi.

- Margaritas?
- The answer is yes.

We've got some shots here
as well.

- I'll do a shot.
- Yeah.

If you're hungry,
Jess has done a picnic for you.

I will make your Bloody Marys.

Ooh, this 'bout to be dangerous.

I love the setup, guys.

Beautiful.
- Thank you.

It's delicious.

It's a local berry--
like, a jam.

Huh.
Give me the cheese in there.

That's what I want.
- I know, yeah.

I'm about to eat a potato
in my mouth right now.

So, Lill, what all
did you do?

- Mm.
- Thank you.

I did the table.

- You made this meal possible.
- Looks delicious.

Look at how beautiful
it is here.

[thunder rumbles]

Is that rain?

Oh, no, no.

Oh, my word.
Of course it is.

Oh, for God's sake.

Any umbrellas?

Did we bring umbrellas?
Probably not.

Would anyone like
a rain jacket?

It's a light one.
It won't make you too hot.

- Try to move these underneath?
- Yeah.

Well, thank goodness
for the sneaky little roof.

Oh, so this is a shop.

Hi. Do you guys have
any umbrellas?

Or big plastics
or something like that?

I can't believe this.

It's been beautiful sunshine.

Ugh, it's getting to me.

- I'm just not liking the rain.
- I'm gonna go.

[thunder rumbles]

[tense music]

[thunder rumbles]

I'm about to do a rain dance.

Just not liking the rain.

It's literally like the world
is against us.

We're gonna spread these open
and hold it over them.

- Our bicycles?
- No, on--over the guests.

It was lightening up.
Now it's changing its tune.

- You jinxed it.
- Yeah, you jinxed it.

Rain, rain, go away.

Guys, what are you doing?

We're trying to make,
like, something

to just hold over them.

What do you think?

[chuckles] I'm not sure

they'll be comfortable
with that.

The idea of draping
garbage bags

over my guests' head--

I don't want to tell them
that they're doing

something stupid,

but I don't think there's

an ounce of common sense
between them.

Ladies, there is
a table over there

that's under shelter
if you want to move.

- No.
- I'm almost done.

both: I'm good.
- Yeah, I'm good.

- Yeah?
- It feels like it's letting up

a little bit.
- Thank you.

So let's just pour
one of these.

I need to call the taxi man.

Oh, hi there.
My guests are ready to leave,

so I just wanted to make sure

that the driver
is in the car park.

Okay, guys, who would like
to have a shot for me

so I can watch you guys?
- I don't know.

I'll do a little sip session.

Well, can I get an "ay"?
One, two, three.

all: Ayy.
- All right.

All right, all right.
- I enjoyed that.

- I got this. I'm good.
- Yeah, we can go.

[upbeat music]

Lewis will pick you up.

I think the rain's stopping.

It just wanted
to make us all wet

just for ten minutes
just to annoy us.

Lewis, the guests
are coming back.

Copy that.

[engine rumbling]

- How was your afternoon?
- It was fantastic.

Excellent.

Everybody say "Ay, ay."

all: Ay, ay.
[chuckling]

Copy, copy.

Guests inbound, guests inbound.

Copy. Thank you.

Kasie, I'm just gonna make
the welcome drinks.

And I'll meet you
on the aft deck.

Copy.

♪

- All right. Welcome back.
- Thank you, my friend.

Thanks, Lewis.
You're very welcome.

Hello. How was it?

Lewis, Lewis, come in.

Faye, Faye. Lewis.

We're here.
Ready to be picked up.

- I'm on my way.
- Thanks.

[both chuckle]

All right, what's our plan?
Change and--

Sounds great.

♪

- G'day, g'day.
- Hi.

- Hey, what's up, boys?
- How was your day?

Oh, I've just been
sittin' around

as a captain should, you know?

Deck crew, Lewis.

Hello.

Uh-oh, let me just
come past.

I won't be up until
12:00 tonight, so it's fine.

That's fine. Okay.
I just needed to check that.

I'm gonna get on.

Nathan. Nathan, Lewis.
To the swim platform, please.

Um, it's fine.
I'm just focused on food.

And if someone just does
the cleaning after

then I'll be fine.
- Yeah.

We'll rally.
We'll rally behind you.

- Thank you.
- Okay, we got you.

My hand is still
really hurting and burning

and I'm kind of like,

"Okay, how am I gonna get
through this?"

Being the firstborn and eldest
in my family,

I don't ask for help.

I want to do things
in a certain way.

And that's kind of
where people say

that I'm a bit
of a control freak.

But at this point
I actually have no choice.

I need someone's help.

Chef is so tired right now,
I'm sure.

Ow!

Sh--.

[BLEEP].

♪

All right.
I'll start on dishes.

Oh, my God. Magic!

I love it when things
that I want

just appear in my galley.
- Oh.

Feel like I'm 16 again.

- Get it.
- Back in the kitchen.

When there's a team,
everything goes quick.

[gasps] [BLEEP] me.

- Ooh.
- No, my ha--

like, I touch it on anything,
and it's just, like--

Oh, jeez, I'm tired.

Are you waking up
or going to bed?

Oh, I've been on all day.

I go to bed late,

like 12:30, 1:00.
- 12:00?

I'm on late tonight.

It's hard being a man down, huh?

Yeah, it is, actually.

Yeah. One more day.

It's like you can get
the guests all riled up.

They love it.
- Yeah.

Hi.
I just wanted to confirm

that you definitely want
dinner inside.

- We do want dinner inside.
- Yeah, okay.

- Okay. Okay.
- Okay.

Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

Oh, please just stick
to this decision, like.

I lost my sh-- last night.

Would it be possible for us
to move it outside?

- Like, here?
- Let me check the temperature

just to see.
- Yeah.

The temperature's fine,
so let's just--

we'll go upstairs?
- All right.

Thank you.

I can't do that again.

Like, no.

Oh, you know what I forgot?

- What, babe?
- Uh, Captain's laundry bag.

I br--whoa,
today you forgot it?

- Yeah.
- Um...

how can we make
that not happen?

- Huh?
- 'Cause that's two days

in a row.

When it comes
to Oriana and I,

I see us as equals.

Like, we do the same job.

But Oriana is very calculated.

She's thirsty for power.

She wants credit.

So I have to watch out for her.

[sighing] Okay.

[cheering]

Yeah!

I'll take your shorts.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

♪

An old clock.

♪

Need me to wash something?

Um, yeah.

So I'm gonna have him
stay with you.

- Perfect. Thanks, Cap.
- Okay?

Obviously, if you guys
need me, grab me.

So you can come stir the pot.

- Yeah.
- [chuckles]

What time do you have
to be down?

- 12:00.
- Great.

You're gonna be hell of
useful for dinner.

After the challenges
with the rain,

I want to give them something

that's gonna make them
feel warm.

I might get you
to grate that for me

'cause old One-Hand Bandit here
can't grate.

So we've got
some beautiful halibut,

lemon risotto,
zucchini noodles,

cherry vine tomatoes.

[groans] Ugh.

I'm gonna have to just push
through the pain

and make dreams come true.

Everybody's out here.

Hi, Lillian.
- You sit next to Michael.

- Sit by Michael.
- Aww.

Okay.

[bottle clanks]

The table's ready for you...

- All right.
- Whenever you are. Okay.

Ready, ready, ready, ready.

- We should take a picture.
- I know, it looks so good.

I'm plating it.
That one don't worry about

'cause I'm gonna put
some stuff on top, too.

Yeah.

- Uh, that one, please. Yes.
- Oh.

- Thank you, my dear.
- What was that for?

Cheers to the good wine.

That means a lot
coming from you.

[laughter]

I go, "That means a lot
coming from you."

- Did you say that?
- Yeah...

She likes it. Finally.

I was gonna give
the little one to Lillian.

My lover. [laughs]

Okay, I'll go straight
to Mrs.

I do love turquoise.

- Or it was raining.
- Thank you.

You're welcome.

This evening we have
a lemon risotto,

zoodles, zucchini noodles...

- Ooh, yum.
- Halibut.

And some oven-roast
cherry tomatoes.

- Let's go.
- She's awesome.

Can I take her home?

Right?
[laughter]

This might be the latest
dinner I've ever had.

I have literally never eaten
this late in my life.

[phone buzzes]

- Was that your phone call?
- [chuckles]

Lill's phone has rang
more than anybody else's.

"My gentlemen callers."

- Yeah, her gentlemen callers?
- [laughs]

- I wish.
- [laughs]

- I am looking...
- ♪ La-la-la-la

For a sugar daddy.
[laughter]

Maybe some, like,
you guys over there

in those little--
- [chuckles]

In the Fjord Explorer?

I see some lights back there.

- [laughs]
- Fjord Explorer.

- It is catchy.
- Fjord Explorer?

Yeah.
both: Mm-hmm.

- Okay, let's go.
- Kasie's going to sleep.

Kasie, you've been amazing.

Like, you saved our life
with the water in jugs.

Love you. Good night. Bye.

Yeah, enough now.

Yeah, that's, like,
a kickout.

This is gonna be funny.

Take your shirt off.
Can you take your shirt off?

- Oh, my.
- Oh, my gosh.

I'm coming over all funny, Nathan.

I know these ladies like
a king for a sugar daddy,

but I don't have a sugar daddy
to pull out of the bag.

So the next best thing I have
is Nathan.

Nathan...
- Yes, ma'am.

How would you feel
dressing up

as a Chippendale and coming out
and doing a dance or something?

Yeah!

The end goal is to make sure
our guests are happy

and that we get a good tip.

So fingers crossed.

- Hey.
- Ay-O.

[cheering]

- Yeah!
- Whoo!

Yes! Yes.

- Hey, y'all.
- [laughs]

I'll take your shorts.

[laughter]

He's like,
"Oh, darn. I have pants on."

Can I get an "ay, ay."

all: Ay, ay.

- [laughs]
- Whoo.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Give me your vest.
- It was excellent.

Thank you. Yeah.
- Yeah? Good.

- So good.
- And I'll give you my pipe.

Are we good?

Okay, so they're all good.

They're all good.
Everyone's happy.

Go to bed.
- Okay.

Excuse me, ladies.

Oh, you did amazing.

- Wow.
- I'm going to bed.

- I love you.
- I love you.

Good night, everyone.

all: Good night.
- Sweet dreams.

Bye.

- Oriana.

- Hi.
- How're we doing?

We were just talking
about you.

- Uh-oh.
- We were just talking

about you.
- Okay?

All right, so question
for you.

- Yes.
- There is Mike,

then there's Nathan...
- Yes.

- Then there's Lewis.
- Yes.

And so
of the three of them...

- Yes.
- Who's your fave?

I think Lewis is my favorite.

- I think--
- But I don't really know.

I think Lewis would be
your favorite.

- Why?
- 'Cause I just think

that he's...

more refined.

Yeah.

So we'll see
how that plays out.

I like dating people
in positions of power.

And Lewis is the boatswain,

so, I don't know,
it might be fun

to, like, hang out with Lewis.

I gotta spend more time
with him.

Learn about his soul.
I don't know.

I've only dated the captain.

I'm sure you know
I'm not saying anything.

Oh!
[laughter]

Lewis, I just quickly read
an email

from the uniform guy.

I think we're getting
new epaulets.

Oriana said she only had
one stripe.

Really?

Isn't she your second?

The fact that Oriana
has gone behind my back,

I'm absolutely livid.

[upbeat music]

[alarm beeping]

Need to fix my lipstick.

♪

- Hi.
- Morning, babe.

- How's it going?
- Yeah, not bad.

Mine only have one stripe.

Your epaulets are wrong then.

We'll figure it out.

Oh, okay.

Lewis, Lewis.
Ten minutes out from anchoring.

I'm on my way, Kerry.

Good morning, everyone.

Cappuccino.

- Stevia. Okay, you got it.
- Thank you.

Anchor's
ready to lift, Captain.

Copy, copy.

Start lifting the chain, please.

Anchor wash on,
five shackles to the waterline.

Anchor in the pocket.

Good job.

♪

I'm ready
for some breakfast.

May I please have some fruit?

Yes. I'm bringing some out
right now.

- Any fruit. Yeah.
- Hey, Jess, it sounds like

they're gonna be
ready for breakfast shortly.

Copy. I'm just gonna put
some French toast on

and warm up the bacon
and pastries.

Oh, beautiful.
Thank you so much.

How's your hand?
Is it still painful?

Yeah, of course.

Let's get this party started.

The early bird
gets the worm.

[chuckles]

Good morning.
How did you sleep?

Good. [chuckles]

I want to stay ahead.
We're all tired.

My expectation
is being met.

It's not where I want to be
by week eight.

- Yeah, okay.
- I mean--

I've kind of decided that...

Yeah, the best
we can hope for

is someone arriving, like,
they miss three, charter four.

Lewis is feeling the pressure
for sure.

I mean, I've taken away
30% of his workforce.

But Nathan and Michael,
they have to work harder.

Every charter is gonna get
better and better and better.

Have they brought
the suitcases

back to the rooms
by any chance?

No, they're going to be
doing that shortly.

Okay, perfect. Thank you.

And then if you guys need
help packing at all,

let me know.
- Okay. Thanks.

I'm gonna hustle down here
in the next five minutes.

Deck crew, we're gonna need
those suitcases to go

back into the guest corridors, please.

They're gonna start packing.
- Copy that.

Uh, deck crew, can we get

guest luggage
from the sun deck

and give it
to the stewardesses?

Copy that.

Take your time, man.

Getting the luggage out,

it needs to be done
by two people.

I'm busy now,
so make sure you take Nathan.

You need one at the top,
one at the bottom.

And be careful 'cause it's
just full of stuff in there.

I know.

Packing up's
always the worst.

Yeah, well, I can't do
anything else

until we get our suitcases.
- [chuckles]

All right, I'll try to get
an update from them.

Nathan, you still in there?

- Yeah.
- All right.

To be off of here in an hour.

Less than to bring our stuff.

Deck crew, deck crew.
Any update on the ETA

for the suitcases?
The guests are just wondering.

Are they getting them
right now?

Well, when Nathan gets
out of the bathroom

we're gonna do it,
but it's a two-man job.

We need someone at the top
and someone at the bottom.

Well, tell him to hurry

'cause they're, like, there
waiting for them.

- In their rooms?
- Yes. They're waiting.

Well, I can't make
Nathan sh-- any faster.

I don't know how much
of their brain capacity

they actually use
when they're on deck.

They should use more.

Nathan. Nathan, it's Mike.

If you can hear me,
just meet me on main deck

after you're done.

Copy.

- Did you get your bag?
- No.

Apparently it takes
about an hour

to get your suitcase here.

All crew, all crew,
we're ten minutes out

from the entrance.

[toilet flushes]

I'm gonna start
dropping them down

through the guest escape.

I think they're
already in their rooms

waiting for their luggage.

This white little camisole.

- Gotcha. Absolutely.
- Yes, ma'am.

- Cool. Thank you.
- And everything else can go.

Okay.

Thanks, boys.

Sorry for the delay.

Let the packing recommence.

Interior crew,
go get in whites.

Deck crew, please change
into your whites.

Five minutes out.
Five minutes out.

Prep fenders, please.
Fenders and lines.

The one place you don't want
to be shorthanded is docking.

We obviously ran into
some technical difficulties

last time we were docking.

Run, run, run!

It's gonna be
a little bit nerve-wracking

docking this boat, actually.

I really hope
the engines don't fail again.

Okay, guys.

I keep forgetting to try to,
like, present myself nicely.

I know.

[dramatic music]

♪

Starting my swing.
Heading the port lane.

Now, remember guys,
touch the dock and then lines.

Touch the dock, then lines.

♪

Lines across. Lines across.

Make it far.

♪

Throttles are neutral.
Throttles neutral.

- Is that good?
- Keep coming, keep coming.

Keep coming.

- Lines secure, Kerry.
- Excellent.

All right, we can get
the tender ready.

Engineering,
machinery can be shut down.

Thank you, everybody.
Stellar job.

All crew, all crew aft deck
for guest departure.

You clip it on the inside.

Look like secret service.

- Gentlemen. In the front.
- Sorry.

- Time to go.
- Thank you all so much.

- Group hugs.
- Hugs.

Everything was so fantastic.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

- So nice.
- Bye.

You guys made us feel safe.

And thanks for driving us.
[laughs]

On behalf of myself,
my friends and family,

we had an incredible experience
with you guys.

Can I get an "ay, ay"!

all: Ay, ay!

[laughter]
- Thank you so much.

- Well, thank you so much.
- Thank you.

- All right.
- You guys have

a great rest of your trip.

- Thanks, ladies.
- Safe travels.

- Thank you.
- We'll miss you!

- Love y'all.
- Miss you already.

[laughs]

God, you got some fans there.

All righty, guys,
let's go get ourselves

in our off charter uniform, please.

[mimicking action
sound effect]

♪

Ooh.

[sighs]

Sun deck is sorted out.

The hot tub is already clean.

- Lewis.
- Faye.

- Sorry?
- We're getting a stew?

- What d'you mean?
- I just quickly read an email

from the uniform guy.

Uh, no, I think
we're getting new epaulets.

Yeah, but you ordered one
for a stew.

Yeah, the, um--

Oriana said she only had
one stripe.

Isn't she your second?

I'm aware that Oriana wanted

the chief stew position
or the second stew position.

This is Kasie's résumé.

And then you have
Oriana's as well.

She seems, obviously,
pretty experienced

if she was looking
for a chief or a second stew.

Trust is absolutely everything
for me.

And I made my mind up--

we weren't gonna be
second, third or this or that

and that we were gonna work
together as a team.

Am I in the wrong?

So I noticed both your stews
had one stripe.

The fact that Oriana has
gone to the boatswain about it

and they've done something
behind my back,

I'm absolutely livid.

Really?

Don't be conniving.

I'm a nice person,

but don't [BLEEP] with me.

[upbeat music]

All crew, all crew.

Let's meet in the aft deck
for a debrief.

All right, guys, thank you all
for a fantastic charter.

We're still fine-tuning
the machine

to make it well-oiled.

You know, we started
this charter

with some guests
that we expected

to be very different
to the last lot.

- Yeah.
- I think we had expectations

of them being very difficult.

Um, interior, fantastic job.

Deck department, a man down,
and you guys just killed it.

And then we had our chef
with a burnt hand--

- [chuckles] One-Hand Bandit.
- You did a great job.

She soldiered on,

but your safety and your health

is more important to me
than anything else.

All right. Money time.

The tip we got, 15,000.

So that leaves us
$1,364 each.

All right?

The tip was 5K less
than charter one.

I don't even care.

I just know that I did
everything I possibly could

to entertain these ladies.

So whatever.

So how much should it be?
15 knots?

1,220 this time.

I don't know
whose fault this is,

but I know it's not mine.
They loved me.

[cheering]

Look at you.

They really loved me.

- [sighs]
- All right, cheers, guys.

Thank you
for a fantastic charter.

all: Cheers!

- Hey.
- Cheers.

- Tastes like freedom.

- Mmm.
- [chuckling]

Tonight we're gonna have
an awesome evening

onboard the vessel.

Because we have another charter
coming in tomorrow afternoon.

All right?
So we got some time

for everybody to get ready.

So let's pass the new tomorrow.
Okay?

♪

All crew, all crew.
We're doing a rubbish run.

Has anyone got any?

♪

That is disgusting.

What time would you like
to finish today?

- Right now.
- Let's wait for a bit longer

till we're really fed up.
- I'm always fed up.

Why are these
so----ing gross?

Do you know what time
we're finishing today?

When we're done.

♪

Cool, cool.

Okay, hopefully I can bust
this out in one more hour.

That's perfect.

'Cause I think we're having
a hot tub night.

[squeegee squeaking]

Nice.

The cabins look really good,

so call it a day at 6:00, yeah?

- Okay.
- Well done for today.

You're doing really well.

Crack bottle.

Hey.

We're trying to be able
to use this new alcohol

that we got called...

- Is that the licorice vibes?
- Yeah.

- Ooh. Me like.
- Okay, I'm definitely not in,

but I love you.
- Do you like it?

Could be worse.

♪

Kasie!

You want to go
in the hot tub?

It's cold out there.
[water bubbling]

I know.
I'm putting on my robe.

You're what?

- She's getting cut off.
- [giggles]

Let's go.

I wanna buy a one-piece.

I have a one-piece,

but it makes my chest
look saggy as [BLEEP].

So I'm not gonna wear that.

I just need a bottom.
- Yeah, but you don't need it.

I do.
- Dude, you've had tit job.

I haven't.

I have not had tit job.

I have had a reduction.

No, it's not.

♪

Oh, it's boiling.

- Ooh.
- Whoa.

Don't put your--

- I really like your cap.
- This is so cute.

I just gotta say that.

Does everyone have towels?

Come on, boys.
We'll be the gentlemen.

Thank you.

I'm gonna just make drinks
and then I'll come in.

No?

I thought I could trust
Oriana,

but at the end of the day,

it appears that I can't.

Why did you order epaulets?

Because I handed
the epaulets out

and knew there was mistakes
with the epaulets.

I have three stripes.
I should have two.

And one of your stews
doesn't have two stripes.

- Who?
- Oriana.

I think she's your second stew.

I don't know why.

- Oh, yeah?
- [chuckles]

♪

That's my towel.
And you know it's my towel.

It's not appropriate.

I feel like a bad porno.

I don't just go from 0 to 100
with a girl straightaway.

I like to take them for a walk.
Get to know them first.

I want to see if there's
a genuine connection.

Nathan?

Could you just, um, put
a dressing gown

or something warm on,

because I really don't want
my crew getting cold.

Okay, it's very cold outside.
- [chuckles]

I'm in the inside.

I'm-I'm trying
to message Mike.

Let's just say there's things
going on under the bubbles

that people can't see.
[chuckles]

I enjoy myself,
don't get me wrong,

but things are moving quickly.

♪

I'm gonna go out to smoke.

Do you want to come with me?
- Let's do it.

No.

Wait, are you the person
who told them

that the epaulets
were----ed up?

Uh, what? [chuckles]

She's ordering
second epaulets.

She could have said,
"I want second epaulets."

But she went behind my back
and went to Lewis.

Hmm.

It's obviously very important
for Oriana

if she's were to go
under Faye's nose

by cozying up to Lewis

so she could
get another stripe.

That's when you know
you're desperate.

Babe, I want
three----ing stripes.

[chuckles]

Good luck.

At the end of the day,
don't be conniving.

I'm a nice person,
but don't [BLEEP] with me.

Next time
on "Below Deck Adventure"...

Aah!

You only live once, right?

Aah!
- Oh, my gosh.

Whoo!

Ooh, a younger group.

Hi!

Hi, I'm Kerry.
Welcome aboard.

Hi, we'd like you to all take
your shirts off.

[laughter]

We need to focus.
It's actually irritating me.

Jess, I'm trying to focus.

But I can't
when you're yelling at me.

From now on, I do service.

You go down and do beds
where you should be, actually.

Never go to bed

unless you hand over
with the next guy.

If we would have
dragged anchor

and gone ashore, hit somebody,

who's in the sh--?

I am.

♪