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[upbeat music playing]
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[panting] Raúl?
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- Raúl!
- What?
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What's going on?
This place looks like crap!
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You've got too many plates.
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Trick is to just have one for each of us.
Then we wash 'em after we use 'em.
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We need a new maid. This is ridiculous.
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But isn't getting a maid sexist for us?
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I'm texting you the agency
where we got Patricia. Call them.
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- I gotta get to work.
- No, no, wait, let's choose one.
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No photos?
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Why would there be photos?
She's not an escort. Ask for whoever.
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They need to start today!
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You're so demanding.
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{\an8}ALPHA MALES
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{\an8}Santiago, for me,
there's nothing worse than a liar.
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I feel like lying insults my intelligence.
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And I always catch those who do.
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- I have a sixth sense.
- Oh.
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Sorry, Román, uh,
it's been nice to meet you. Hmm.
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Where are you going?
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You are hired.
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Oh, okay, uh, sorry.
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- Uh...
- Your project.
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- I love it.
- Mm-hmm.
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But this is your warning.
You're here to work for me.
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No flings or affairs, nothing.
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The company ends up
facing the consequences.
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No breakups,
depressions or pregnancies, hmm?
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No problem, Román.
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I've opted for asexuality.
It's more convenient.
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I'm over dealing with women.
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"Certificate of the Deconstruction
of Masculinity."
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- Yes.
- Hmm. Hey.
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Hello. Yes, it's a... a course that I did
to help with toxic masculinity.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Very cool.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I'm Paula.
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Uh, hmm.
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Uh, yes, yeah, uh, I'm Santi.
I've just been hired.
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- Mm. Well, welcome.
- [sighs]
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Hmm? See you around here?
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- Okay.
- Deconstructed dude.
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[both laugh]
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Hey.
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I don't get why the hell
they wouldn't let us do the pitch.
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Who else is supposed
to sell the series if not us?
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Fucking male chauvinist.
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Girls, I have two pieces of good news.
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The first, we can
finally drink coffee properly.
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What happened with our project, Pedro?
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It was rejected.
They have enough series about women.
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Screw that.
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So, we make up
over half the world's population,
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but we're considered less to you?
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Why do they never say that they
have too many series "for men"?
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Calm down.
Here's the second piece of good news.
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They're interested
in another project for you.
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"Alpha Males"? You serious?
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The title is ironic.
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So, we're putting our feminist series
on hold to be apologists for patriarchy?
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No, it's the opposite.
It's a series about men in crisis.
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Right, sure. Poor things.
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You three will be great at writing this,
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because you have a pathological aversion
to men, you know.
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I'm taking the boss a coffee.
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- Oh! Oh, gosh.
- [coffee sloshes]
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- Oh! [groans]
- Ah, ah, ah! You're burning.
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- Sorry.
- [Pedro] Shit. Damn!
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- It's karma.
- [Ángela] It's hot. Take it off.
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"Richard Quintana, Armando Greco."
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"Miki Sanz, Víctor Alejandro,
Andrea Bianco." Is that a woman?
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Hmm. Depends on how
they're feeling that day.
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Taco with Iberian ham, avocado,
sriracha, cilantro and mango-mole.
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It looks fantastic.
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Did you invite any girls?
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[Josean] I told my mom.
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Mmm. Call your lady friends.
Don't you have a bunch of 'em?
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Not really, no.
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- Delicious.
- You like it?
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What?
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[Raúl] Are you coming to the opening?
You have to be there.
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Raúl, I have a boyfriend.
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He can come. No problem, right?
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We're friends, no? What's his name again?
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I don't think so. It'd be too weird.
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You know I've been rebuilding my life.
I can't wait for you for forever, Luz.
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Okay, well, I'll ask him.
Gotta go. My heart rate's going up.
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So, you're coming?
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- Hey. Don't you have an influencer friend?
- Hmm.
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Yeah, my friend's ex-girl.
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- But he's over her.
- [knock on door]
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[Patricia] Ma'am?
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[gasps] My gosh! She killed herself!
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- Daniela!
- Fuck!
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Oh, you scared me.
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Patri, I'm just sleeping.
I accidentally took ten ZzzQuil.
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What's wrong?
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Jonás and I are done.
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He says I can't be represented.
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Oh, and I lost the campaign
for that organic lotion.
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It was my only one left.
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- [groans]
- Look at this.
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No one fell for the spiking thing.
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- But why on earth did you post that?
- Mm.
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[gasps] I'm gonna delete all my accounts.
I'm done with "Lifestylebydaniela."
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No, no, no, no, no.
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- Stop being crazy.
- I wanna be a flight attendant again.
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When my only problem was asking,
"Do you want pasta or chicken?"
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- [cell phone rings]
- [sighs] Daniela Galván, who's speaking?
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Yes, she's interested.
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It's work for you.
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What?
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The opening of a restaurant.
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Plates to Devour.
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Asian Food?
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[grunting]
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So, our boy is supposedly a bully,
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and you wanna teach him how
to throw a better punch?
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No, here, he'll learn discipline.
They teach them that hitting is wrong.
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Okay, so they teach them all
of this stuff,
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then they say that it's all for nothing.
It's a total waste of money.
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But it's your fault he hit someone.
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- You encouraged him to use violence.
- We should sign Iris up.
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So she can throw a good punch.
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Iris in Judo?
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Didn't you wanna do away
with gender roles?
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I prefer ballet
because you can wear makeup.
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- Look, martial arts improve concentration.
- [instructor] Let's go. Ulises, come on.
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It's very helpful
for kids with hyperactivity.
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They learn self-control,
how to respect others.
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I'm gonna kill you! [grunts]
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- Hey, hey, hey!
- [Luis] Uh...
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- [Ulises] Come on!
- [instructor] Stop!
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Take it easy. Stop!
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Uh, what? It's only the first day.
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[cell phone chimes]
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Oh! My friend needs me.
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- [exhales] See you later.
- [splutters] Esther, this is important!
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She ignored you.
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Yeah, she did.
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Ever since he did that stupid course,
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I get so annoyed
with his deconstructed shit.
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That I'm a sexist pig and now our kid is.
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At least I've got you, so I can
drool over your sexy executive life.
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No kids, no annoying husband to bug you...
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- I have endometriosis.
- Huh?
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My doctor said I should
have my uterus removed.
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Of course you should.
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Get the surgery, come on.
Wow, you'll be liberated.
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- Hey, come on.
- And you'll lose a bit.
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- How heavy is the uterus?
- Esther.
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Do you know how irregular my periods are?
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Why do they even call it that?
It's ironic.
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But, girl, I'm too young to...
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But you're sure
you don't want kids, so... [scoffs]
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You don't, right?
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You're having second thoughts?
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[sighs] Because my idol is dying.
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[snaps fingers] Two tequilas.
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Girls, once again I'm an architect!
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- Congratulations.
- How much are you getting paid?
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Since we're separated now, I don't
think you need to know that information.
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I'm asking because
we have to celebrate her birthday.
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Hmm, there's no need.
Can you two just go out?
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Um, you want us to go out? Uh, where?
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I don't know, for dinner.
It'd be way chiller.
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You can stay out until one
or even later than that, yeah?
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Well, who's coming here?
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Now that I'm about to turn 18,
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I don't think you need
to know that information.
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Oh. Can you believe this?
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[exhales]
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Uh, 18-years-old already.
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Oh, my gosh.
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[laughs]
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Just yesterday, you started
to walk and holding my fingers.
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I'm going to get my driver's license
tomorrow with Esther.
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Thanks. I love my present.
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Pedro, did you try what I sent you?
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Roberto, come on.
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Be quick with the Russian. She wants
to open a store that sells phone cases.
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Look, okay, I don't need to pay someone.
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Yeah, no, neither do I.
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Yesterday, I was with an Argentinian.
Argentinian's meat is delicious.
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I'm a one-shot guy, but I don't
know what happened yesterday.
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Why don't you just get
with someone normal?
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I'm a numbers guy. This is way cheaper.
You wanna see my Excel file?
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- Mm, no.
- [knock on door]
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Pedro, a package.
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- I didn't order anything.
- Ooh, can I open it?
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- [sighs]
- I love opening presents.
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- Roberto, don't you have a job to do?
- Yes.
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- Damn, Hugo Boss. And there's a card.
- [sighs] Hey.
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- What does it say?
- [knock on door]
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Yeah, come in.
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Yeah, well, send it
to me as soon as you can.
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Sure.
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Hey, Ángela, you didn't have to bother.
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You should try it on.
Let's see if it fits.
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Right here?
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Yes, here. Or in the bathroom
if that's more comfortable.
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[Pedro exhales]
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[exhales]
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- [Raúl] Well, it's a very cool shirt.
- And she even got you the right size.
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[Pedro] It was really weird.
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I felt like Pretty Woman or something.
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- [chuckles]
- [Santi] Don't you guys realize?
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Our friend Pedro's is being harassed.
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- [Luis] Oh, come on.
- [Santi] Turn the tables.
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Imagine that Pedro puts his hands
on a female employee.
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Hmm? Or... or he says to her,
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"Does a hot chick like you
really need to pay for sex?"
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[Luis] Did she mean
to spill the coffee on you?
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- No, no. It wasn't on purpose.
- Well, you see?
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Oh, so, buying him a new shirt is normal?
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And making him try it on in front of her?
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But she said you could use the bathroom.
Why did you stay?
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I don't know. I didn't want to offend.
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My mother-in-law bought me some socks
for my birthday. That's harassment too?
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No, because there's
no power dynamic there.
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- Tell me about it. [chuckles]
- Mm. What's the problem?
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Your boss has a crush on you,
so screw her and then ask for a raise.
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Oh, that's gross. Come on. No, report her.
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Every company has protocols for this.
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Why would I report being
harassed by her? It's pathetic.
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Turn it around. What would she do?
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[Luis] As a police officer,
I'd say you have no evidence.
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Quite the opposite.
You took your shirt off in front of her.
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Who's in the wrong, huh?
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- Excuse me.
- [Raúl] You showed her your hairy chest.
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You were provoking her. [laughing]
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No, no, no. It isn't funny.
Raúl, this is very serious.
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[Luis] Maybe she's just trying to be nice.
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Look, let it go.
This is someone who hired you.
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[exhales]
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You know, I'd report her.
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I'd fuck her.
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[sighs]
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Honey.
240
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[Héctor] Princess, how was your day?
241
00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,640
Long. Oh, my God.
Open some wine. Let's fuck.
242
00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,200
- Ah.
- The wine is already here.
243
00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:53,800
But the sex is up to my father.
244
00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:57,520
- [chuckles] Álvaro, right? How are you?
- Yes.
245
00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:58,600
Doing good. I'm here.
246
00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,920
- To meet the boss's new cutie.
- [exhales]
247
00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:05,960
Here's to love. Right?
248
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,560
[Héctor] Hey, hey, what's going on?
249
00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,520
You didn't wait for me to toast us?
250
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,360
Dad, congratulations.
251
00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:15,440
I never thought you would
find a replacement for mom so fast.
252
00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:18,080
- And one so cute.
- Replacement?
253
00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,520
Huh. You owe your stepmom some respect.
254
00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,760
Okay, I'll grab a shower,
We can have dinner together.
255
00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:24,000
- All right.
- [Héctor] Right.
256
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,840
- I'll set the table.
- So you know where everything is?
257
00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:29,560
- I'm smart, you know?
- Mm.
258
00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:31,000
Don't let the hair trick you.
259
00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:34,080
Hey, you're the one
who handled his divorce, right?
260
00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,720
- Why?
- No. N... nothing.
261
00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,280
Álvaro, you wanna know what I earn?
262
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:46,640
Do you know how much my dad earns?
Ha, who cares? You already know.
263
00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,480
[laughs]
264
00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:58,600
- [exhales]
- We have a problem.
265
00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,440
- Who's that?
- He's the maid.
266
00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,400
The agency sent us a guy.
267
00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:09,800
- Why didn't you send him away?
- Well, I don't know. I froze.
268
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,400
So, this man is gonna
wash all our underwear?
269
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:17,080
- Don't worry, I told him we're straight.
- Why'd you say that?
270
00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,520
I'll introduce you.
271
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:24,320
Stefan, this is Pedro,
the owner of this house.
272
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,920
[Pedro] Hi, how are you?
273
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,880
- [Stefan] Mm.
- [Pedro exhales]
274
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,520
- He's Bulgarian.
- Oh.
275
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:33,960
[exhales]
276
00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:37,120
- Do you bring your Tinder dates here?
- Look. [chuckles]
277
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:39,880
What's this?
278
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,600
[Santi] A camera in the living room. Hmm.
279
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:44,360
Hidden in a plant pot.
Absolutely undetectable.
280
00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,560
[chuckles] How much did this cost?
281
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,720
[exhales] My girl's so smart.
282
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,640
[laughs] Eighteen years old already.
283
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,840
Just yesterday started to walk, you know?
284
00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:58,496
- She'd hold onto my fingers.
- I'm going.
285
00:12:58,520 --> 00:12:59,880
Just like this. Where?
286
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:03,480
Body number two.
Hey, I kind of like this Tinder.
287
00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:06,040
Hey, no, don't take the car.
No, Blanca, don't!
288
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,680
[alarm beeping]
289
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:18,280
- [Esther groans]
- [panting]
290
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,680
- Again, CrossFit?
- [groans]
291
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:29,360
If I wanna change my body,
I gotta persevere. It's key.
292
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,440
- [groans]
- You spend eight hours together.
293
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,000
Aren't you done with her?
294
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,000
I can't train without Rocío.
295
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,240
She pushes me hard. Just go back to sleep.
296
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:41,400
Well, why don't you invite her
to the opening, with her boyfriend?
297
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:42,840
Uh, I don't know if she has one.
298
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:46,000
She's cute, athletic.
She's got a job, and she's single? Hmm.
299
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,160
Look, I don't know her very well.
300
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,360
And what do you talk
about in the car all day?
301
00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,640
- What, are you jealous?
- Me? [chuckles]
302
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,920
I never get involved
with someone from work. [groans]
303
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,080
Would you get involved
with a driving instructor?
304
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,760
Yes, yes. Should I choose
Cornelius or Waldo?
305
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,600
Exactly. [groans]
306
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:05,160
It's not my job
to take the kids to school every day.
307
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:06,720
I'm not the nanny here!
308
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,600
Don't wake them.
309
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:18,880
[Stefan] Breakfast?
310
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:22,000
No, I'll just pour myself some cereal.
You can go now.
311
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,280
Mm.
312
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:27,280
- Breakfast?
- No, thank you.
313
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,520
Dude, why are you
in your underwear around other people?
314
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,240
It's a test for him.
315
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:35,600
I'll take a shower with the bathroom
door open next. To see if he looks.
316
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,000
[chuckles] You're paranoid, dude.
317
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:38,280
They're all around.
318
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,320
It's not bad. There is some good stuff.
319
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:42,680
No, it's all shit.
320
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,640
[Ali] Bea, please,
we have to rip it to shreds.
321
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,400
I refuse to be involved
with a series with that title.
322
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,560
Morning. So did you like my bible?
323
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,840
[Ali] Pedro,
we're not writing Alpha Males.
324
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,600
Do you get to decide that?
325
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,200
Well, I'll just pack up
my laptop and head out.
326
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:01,240
No, hold on. Wait, wait.
Let me sell the show to you a bit.
327
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:05,280
Inside, deep, deep, down,
Alpha Males is a very feminist series.
328
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,640
It's about four sexist pigs
who deconstruct their toxic masculinity.
329
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,360
What do you know about that?
330
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:14,720
Actually, I did a course with
Patrick Garay. I have the certificate.
331
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,200
- Wow, look, another ally.
- Huh?
332
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,920
So now you're a hero for
deconstructing yourself with your buddies?
333
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,040
That's better than nothing.
334
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,920
Patriarchy is a problem within society.
335
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,760
Think you can change
the world by yourself?
336
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,360
[Olga] Now you want us to applaud you.
337
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,360
Masculinity doesn't need deconstructing.
It needs to be destroyed.
338
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:32,400
You mutate like a virus
to keep the system patriarchal.
339
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,240
Uh...
340
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:39,640
Well, uh, no.
I never thought of it like that.
341
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,320
What's wrong with the course?
342
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:44,336
You know, for me, I got congratulated
when she saw the certificate. Mm-hmm.
343
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,960
Seriously, you took it to work?
344
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,520
That we shouldn't act like heroes.
345
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:50,360
Masculinity needs to be destroyed,
not deconstructed.
346
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:53,600
- I knew it was a waste of money.
- Where are they? Can I speak to them?
347
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,120
They're working now
or ripping me a new one.
348
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,920
Hey, could you invite them to my opening?
We're short on women.
349
00:15:59,000 --> 00:15:59,880
[Pedro] You sure?
350
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,320
[Santi] Yes, yes, invite them.
I wanna talk to them.
351
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,480
Well, I'll ask them, but, come on... hmm.
352
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:07,240
- What are we doing with Stefan?
- And who is that?
353
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,280
- Our new maid.
- The agency sent us a guy.
354
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,960
I... I mean, is that even legal?
355
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:15,240
I mean, isn't that cultural appropriation
or something like that?
356
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:18,720
It's terrible that you guys assume
that the housekeeper should be a woman.
357
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,920
It's not sexist. It's just statistics.
358
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,480
And I'm not comfortable having some
guy in my house. I really miss Patricia.
359
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,760
- [Raúl] So get rid of him.
- Because he's gay?
360
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,680
You too? We don't know he's gay.
361
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,600
- What would Patrick think if he heard you?
- I'm surrounded.
362
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:34,680
Diego's inviting his whole lobby.
It's gonna be a sausage-fest.
363
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,800
Raúl, it's time to burn your certificate.
364
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,360
I need to find
a hot girl as soon as I can.
365
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,160
Luz won't believe I fixed my life.
366
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,880
You invited Luz?
Weren't you gonna get over her?
367
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,056
- I'm on it. I'm meeting a new girl.
- Oh, the scooter.
368
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,440
From Tinder. Wait. Here.
369
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:51,240
"Hello, Montse. Do you have a disability?"
370
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,680
[chuckles] Man,
how could you just ask that?
371
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,520
So I am not ableist.
372
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,920
I think I'm lost
on what we're talking about right now.
373
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,120
So, all of you assume
that everyone can walk? Ha!
374
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,080
- [cell phone rings]
- Uh, my boss. I gotta go.
375
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,160
- Report her.
- Fuck her.
376
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:10,280
Ángela, I've got the budget.
I'll come see you in your office.
377
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,800
[Ángela] No, no, I'm not in the office.
The nanny canceled.
378
00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:14,680
Come to my house. We can chat here.
379
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,960
- Uh, to your house?
- I'll share my location.
380
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,840
[cell phone chimes]
381
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,120
[Ángela] Hey, thanks. I'm sorry.
382
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,880
- Nah, no worries.
- Come in, come in.
383
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,000
Oliver, come here, please.
384
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,240
Hey. [laughing]
385
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,960
This is Pedro, a friend of mine.
386
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,600
Hi. Welcome home.
387
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,280
- Adorable. Hello.
- [Oliver] Do you wanna play with me?
388
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,720
No, we have to work.
You can watch TV for a while.
389
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,800
[Oliver hums]
390
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:49,440
- I didn't know you had a kid.
- Yeah, I like to keep things private.
391
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,600
Are you divorced?
392
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:54,600
I'm not. I had him on my own.
Couldn't find someone good enough for me.
393
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:57,160
- [laughs]
- [toy plays tune]
394
00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,280
Yes, the dating scene sucks.
395
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,720
[sighs] Yeah, well, let's get to it.
396
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:05,280
- Hmm, to what?
- The budget, Pedro.
397
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,680
Ah, yes. It's right here. [chuckles]
398
00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,840
- [toy squeaks]
- [Pedro] Hmm.
399
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,520
- Oh, sh... [grunts, exhales]
- [toy squeaks]
400
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:16,360
UBIZKUO ARCHITECTURAL STUDIO
401
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,280
- [Román] Santiago.
- Yes.
402
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,840
I have a client
that's interested in your project.
403
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:26,720
Awesome.
404
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,256
- Do you have the specifications?
- Ah, yes, I have everything.
405
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,400
- I'll send it to you.
- Great.
406
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,680
- [Paula] Santi.
- Hey!
407
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,600
Wanna grab a drink today after we're done?
408
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:41,240
Uh, well, uh, yes, I would love to.
409
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,560
Yes, but, um,
410
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,360
I have to go to the opening
for my friend's restaurant.
411
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,720
- And so I can't go today.
- Sounds like a plan to me.
412
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:52,000
- Hmm? If you want some company.
- Mm.
413
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:55,200
No, yes, it's just that...
that would be great, but...
414
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:59,760
It's just that
Román seems very traditional.
415
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,040
- So, I don't want him to think that...
- Right.
416
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,360
well, something's going on.
417
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,680
- And...
- What's going on?
418
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:06,840
- Nothing's going on.
- No.
419
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,240
No, but, you know,
from a distance, you might think...
420
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:12,360
Can't two colleagues
go out for a drink after work?
421
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,560
Uh...
422
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,320
Yes. Yeah. I mean, well, it's after work.
423
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,520
Just a drink, right?
424
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,560
- Hmm? Mm-hmm.
- See you there, I hope.
425
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:21,720
Okay.
426
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,240
Sorry.
427
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,360
[Esther] Accelerator, brake and clutch.
428
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,720
Your indicators,
they're not just for show.
429
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,360
Adjust the rearview mirror to your height
and your seat.
430
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,600
You're sitting too far back.
431
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,680
You love your job, huh?
432
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:47,040
You ever seen a flight attendant happy
to show you the emergency exits?
433
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,720
- Go! Follow that car. Go!
- Have you lost your mind?
434
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,760
- It's an exercise.
- But it's only my first day!
435
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,960
Hold the steering wheel.
I'll do the pedals. Come on!
436
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,120
- [radio beeps]
- [man speaks indistinctly]
437
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,400
[Esther] Come on, come on, come on.
438
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,840
[Álex] So, why are we
following the police exactly?
439
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,560
That's my husband and his lover.
Press the clutch and go to fourth.
440
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,840
- What's the fourth one?
- I got it!
441
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,520
We're being followed by a driving school.
442
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,400
Uh, what did you say?
443
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:27,440
It's been behind us
for the last three turns.
444
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,720
- Um...
- I can pull them over.
445
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,560
Uh, no, don't worry about it.
It's just a coincidence.
446
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,000
{\an8}WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
447
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,176
{\an8}[Rocío] I'll see what happens
when I change direction.
448
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,880
[Luis] Hey, listen, I was just wondering,
449
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,160
what, uh, what are you doing tonight, hmm?
450
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:44,080
Uh, because my friend Raúl
is opening his restaurant,
451
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,920
and uh, well, I just
thought to myself, you know,
452
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,280
"Maybe Rocío would like
to come with her boyfriend."
453
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,400
- [chuckles]
- You assume I'm dating a boy?
454
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:55,600
Or a girl. Or alone, because, well,
there's nothing wrong with coming alone.
455
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:56,800
{\an8}ME? GIVING A LESSON
456
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,320
Look. They're following us.
457
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,400
Ugh, ignore them. It's just my wife.
458
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,400
She's always joking around
like that. [chuckles]
459
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:07,080
- She loves messing around with me.
- Oh. Hmm.
460
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,320
That woman.
461
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,400
Are we not going to hit any red lights?
462
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:13,120
- If you don't like your job, why do it?
- 'Cause I get paid.
463
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,600
[Álex] Having a job you don't like
is like being dead while you're alive?
464
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,720
[clicks tongue] Yeah, basically, I guess.
465
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,280
Lots of people don't know
what they like and what they don't.
466
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:25,960
That's true, yep.
467
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,880
Like, the other day,
I saw a post on Instagram
468
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,376
with a girl and old lady
looking through a window and it said,
469
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,280
"Enjoy the journey.
It's shorter than you think."
470
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,480
All right, pull over here, come on.
471
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,536
- [Álex] Here? We're parking?
- [Esther] Yeah, here.
472
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,760
Look, Álex, life isn't
that easy, you know?
473
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,640
At your age, everything looks amazing,
474
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,080
but, well, you know.
475
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,560
Lots of stuff happens.
476
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,280
When you were young, what was your dream?
477
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:50,880
[inhales]
478
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:53,600
Well... [exhales]
479
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,400
I don't even know.
480
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,600
- Hey, honey.
- Luis.
481
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,320
I wanna try acting.
482
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,320
[laughing]
483
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,640
- What's wrong?
- What?
484
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,880
- It was my dream.
- [grunts] But, my love, at your age?
485
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,640
What age? I said actress, not model.
486
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,680
[laughing] Get dressed.
Come on, we're gonna be late.
487
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,720
Hey, Mom, we're leaving.
488
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:27,160
No video games after nine o'clock, okay?
Or they'll turn into gremlins.
489
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,880
- [chattering]
- [dance music playing]
490
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:41,520
Just like I said, it's a sausage fest.
491
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,056
- Not one single waitress.
- [laughing]
492
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,320
Guys, this is my partner Raúl.
493
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,280
And this is Richard, Miki,
494
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:48,880
and Andrea.
495
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,360
This is nice. You're all so handsome.
And you smell great.
496
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:53,520
[Raúl] Mom, please.
497
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,680
[laughs] Um...
498
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,280
Fuck, I can't get anything right. [grunts]
499
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:02,280
- [laughing]
- [woman] Raúl?
500
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,840
I'm Montse, from Tinder.
501
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,440
- Oh, hey. [chuckles]
- [exhales]
502
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,880
Uh, go grab a drink.
503
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,440
I'll be right with you.
504
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,000
- Diego, get her a drink. Anything.
- [Diego] Yep.
505
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,520
- Sure. How's it going?
- [Montse chuckles] How are you?
506
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:19,520
Hey, she's hot.
507
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,320
How can I introduce Luz
to that tall chick?
508
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,840
She's an Amazonian warrior.
509
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,160
- [laughing]
- That's a sexist complex, Raúl, come on.
510
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,000
In nature, there are lots of species
511
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,840
where the male is smaller than the female.
512
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,160
- So?
- [Paula] What's wrong?
513
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,240
Have you never been
with a woman taller than you?
514
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,360
It's not the same.
And she's wearing heels?
515
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,640
- That's rude.
- [Luis] They make her legs look thinner.
516
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,320
[Santi] Eagle, praying mantis.
517
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,080
- Green spoon worm...
- What?
518
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,920
It's a sea worm. This one's up
to 200 times smaller than the woman.
519
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,040
Apologies to the worm,
but I can't do it. Not for me.
520
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:49,680
- What are you doing?
- Inviting someone else from Tinder.
521
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,280
"Hello, Raquel. Do you have a disability?"
522
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,760
- "And how tall..."
- Dude.
523
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,800
- I'm gonna grab something.
- No, it's...
524
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,936
Didn't you say you shouldn't
get involved with someone from work?
525
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,296
- She's just my friend.
- Oh, yeah?
526
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,880
- [Santi] Mm-hmm.
- [Nagore] Sebas!
527
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,840
- [Santi] Holy shit.
- [whistles]
528
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,416
- What's that?
- What the hell is she doing here?
529
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:10,600
It's fine.
530
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:11,520
Hi.
531
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,440
- You know each other?
- Sure, from Tinder.
532
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,400
- [Luis chuckles]
- That hurts.
533
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,760
- He was really nice. [chuckles]
- Wait, that's my...
534
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,680
He was... mwah!
I can't remember if we slept together.
535
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:24,240
- So, you're the one with the dog.
- [Nagore] Yeah, Patxaran, he's a good boy.
536
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,240
- Oops.
- Got this, bro.
537
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:29,960
[Raúl exhales]
538
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:31,840
Are you alone?
539
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,200
No, my girlfriend's here.
She's over at the bar.
540
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:35,960
Oh, thought she was just a friend.
541
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:37,920
Would you shut it?
542
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,640
[chattering]
543
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,040
- Hello, Raúl. Hey.
- Hi.
544
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,840
- Meet Héctor.
- Hi, how are you?
545
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,680
Well, I'm so glad you're here.
546
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:51,360
What are you doing?
547
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,880
Uh, grab a drink, Héctor.
548
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:57,120
Uh, well, wine or gin-tonic?
549
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,840
- Whatever you like, honey. Thank you.
- [Raúl chuckles]
550
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,800
So, where's your girl?
I would love to meet her.
551
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,120
Uh, well, she's in the bathroom.
552
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,080
I mean, I don't see her.
553
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,600
I'll see if I can find her.
554
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:12,880
Look, Raúl, if you're busy,
we can hang out later.
555
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:14,520
Well, yeah, that'd be great.
556
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,136
- Yeah? Oh.
- Thanks so much. [chuckles]
557
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,600
- [Montse] Okay.
- [exhales]
558
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,360
- That's not her.
- [exhales]
559
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,760
Okay, he's finally asleep. [exhales]
560
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,080
He gets really rowdy
when strangers are here.
561
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,880
Don't worry. Just two things left.
562
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,320
I'm calling the working day over.
563
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,400
Oh!
564
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,720
- Is it okay if I take off my shoes?
- No.
565
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,360
My feet are killing me.
566
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,280
Do you give massages?
567
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:42,160
- Eh, not really.
- Let's see.
568
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,720
[exhales]
569
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,160
[Ángela] Mm.
570
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,000
[chuckles]
571
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,840
[exhales, chuckles]
572
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,680
- [sighs]
- Wow. [chuckles]
573
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,720
You're a liar. You're good at this.
574
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,000
[chuckles]
575
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:02,680
[clears throat]
576
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,600
- [cell phone rings]
- Well, then... oh, excuse me.
577
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:09,720
[clears throat]
578
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,280
- Want some wine?
- Okay.
579
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,240
- Red's good?
- Yeah, perfect.
580
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,976
- What's up, man?
- [Santi] Where are you, dude?
581
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,680
- We're all here.
- At my boss's house. She made me come.
582
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:21,840
What?
583
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,680
I gave her a foot massage,
and now she's getting us some wine.
584
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:25,680
[Raúl] Is he coming?
585
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:29,280
- [Santi] He's at his boss's house.
- [Raúl] Does he have to screw her today?
586
00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:30,360
[Pedro] I'm not gonna...
587
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,400
- [Santi] Get out of there, man. Get out!
- [Raúl] Asshole!
588
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,760
- Are you okay? What happened?
- [Pedro] No.
589
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,880
[snaps fingers] My boiler is broken.
590
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,920
Uh, the house is flooded,
and my maid Stefan... ía just called.
591
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,360
- Oh, right, that's too bad.
- Well, I gotta go.
592
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:49,040
I have to call the insurance before
it leaks to the neighbors downstairs.
593
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,360
It's not a house?
594
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,560
- See you tomorrow.
- Tomorrow is Saturday.
595
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:54,960
Monday. Uh, Monday, right.
596
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,400
I'll see you on Monday.
That's what I meant.
597
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,200
So, I found stats
on the unemployment rate for actors.
598
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,560
It's 90 percent, hmm? Yeah.
599
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:07,160
And only two percent earn
more than 30,000 a year.
600
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:10,240
Luis, when you show courage,
life will support you. Hmm?
601
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,360
Don't talk to me about courage.
I'm a police officer.
602
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,320
When I was young,
I wanted to be Julia Roberts.
603
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,560
And I wanted to be Bon Jovi.
604
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:20,160
But please don't quit your job, when you
have two kids and a mortgage to handle.
605
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,160
- But I don't wanna quit my job, no.
- Oh, but...
606
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,200
I just wanna take an acting course.
607
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,760
- Oh, fine, fine, okay.
- [exhales]
608
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,240
You scared me there.
609
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,080
- And how much is the class?
- It's cheaper than testosterone.
610
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,200
Is the CrossFitter here?
611
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,760
No, she texted that she's not coming.
612
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:36,840
Oh, well.
613
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:37,840
Yeah. Oh, well.
614
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,120
It's too bad.
615
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,600
[Santi] Yes, I feel like a hero.
616
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,960
You know, I've worked hard
to deconstruct myself.
617
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,000
Yeah. Do you want a gold star?
618
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:49,800
Another problem with sexism
is that you're very individualist.
619
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:51,680
I'm a sexist. Is that what you're saying?
620
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:55,160
The patriarchy is a pact between men
that uses women as a bargaining chip
621
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,200
to reaffirm yourselves
and perpetuate androcentricity, period.
622
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,400
- I'm completely lost.
- [Paula] Uh, come with me.
623
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,000
- Ladies. This way.
- But, well...
624
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,200
- That was very strange.
- Yeah, thank me later.
625
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,840
I think she likes Luis
and didn't wanna come here.
626
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,360
- She didn't wanna find me here.
- Change how you see it.
627
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,600
Imagine them together.
628
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:15,240
- Does it turn you on even a little?
- Gross, ugh!
629
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,440
Look, what a good boyfriend.
Always thinking ahead.
630
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,320
Two Moscow mules for the ladies.
631
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,480
- What's that?
- [Héctor] I'm going to the bathroom.
632
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,760
Hey, he's kind of cute for a guy his age.
633
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,840
- Thank you.
- What about naked?
634
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,480
Is his butt all sunken in?
Are his balls hanging real low?
635
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,200
- Girl!
- It's so I know what to expect with Luis.
636
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,320
I'm the one with the age problem now.
637
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,800
Did you tell him about the endome...
what's it called?
638
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,200
I was gonna tell him last night.
639
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:44,240
- But his son showed up to meet me.
- [gasps] The silver fox has a kid?
640
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:45,240
Introduce us!
641
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,240
- Uh-uh.
- Is he cute?
642
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,480
He's a prick.
643
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,200
[chattering]
644
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:54,000
Daniela, how are you? You look divine.
645
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:58,160
Fine. Hi, I'm not with my manager,
so I don't know anything.
646
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,000
Raúl didn't tell you? You're friends.
647
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,000
Raúl? Which Raúl?
648
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,080
Hey, here's that trending influencer.
649
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:07,280
- [laughing]
- No. No way. Uh, what is this, a setup?
650
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,280
Was this all Pedro?
651
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,720
No, Pedro said he's over you.
In fact, he's screwing his boss now.
652
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:12,680
Whoa.
653
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,440
- Remember. Three stories and one post.
- Yes.
654
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,160
Totally over me? Mm.
655
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,616
He came to my book signing,
apparently, because he missed me.
656
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,360
You serious? What an asshole.
657
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:25,560
- I'm leaving.
- No, no, I've already sent you the money.
658
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,400
And you can take a selfie
and get a margarita.
659
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:29,560
One margarita.
660
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:32,680
Raúl?
661
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:33,920
I'm Raquel.
662
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,000
You sure?
663
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,000
You touched up your photos.
664
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,760
I mean, everyone uses filters.
665
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,520
Get a drink.
I'll meet you in a second. Two margaritas.
666
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,560
No, she's no good. Next.
667
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,320
But what's wrong with her?
668
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,520
"Hi, Candela. Do you have a disability?"
669
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,360
- Oh, God.
- "How tall are you?"
670
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,840
- "Do you use filters?"
- You're objectifying them.
671
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,240
Ha. Says the guy
who had sex with ten bodies.
672
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:04,960
Because of Álex. Hmm.
673
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,240
Oh, hey, your friend is really hot.
674
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,000
- Let me borrow her.
- Uh, Raúl, she's not a bike.
675
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,120
She's a woman.
676
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,040
I'll tell Luz she's my girlfriend
to annoy her.
677
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,160
No, I like her, man.
678
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,240
You're gonna get involved
with someone from work?
679
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,040
- Don't know. Ugh! Leave me alone.
- Oh, no.
680
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:19,800
- Oh.
- I'm gonna tell Patrick.
681
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,920
[laughing]
682
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,160
[camera shutter clicks]
683
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,400
Why are you here?
684
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:28,160
[exhales] Working.
Yeah, I really have stooped this low.
685
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,080
[laughing] All right.
686
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,600
- You really screwed up that spiking story.
- Ah.
687
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,680
You got cocaine? I've never tried it.
688
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,520
Why do you hate me so much?
689
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:41,360
Uh, well, because you're young,
pretty, slim, all that. The usual reasons.
690
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,040
Sorry for being honest,
this Moscow mule. [chuckles]
691
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,040
Got any coke?
692
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,600
You know, I think you're fun.
693
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,800
Mm, are you saying I'm ugly?
694
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,160
[chuckles]
695
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:59,040
- Raúl, I'm heading out now.
- No way. Why are you here?
696
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,800
And you? Where's your new boss now?
697
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,440
You asshole. I thought you two were done.
698
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,200
Yes, I'm doing fucking great. I told her.
699
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,600
- You're really fucked up. I know you well.
- Yeah.
700
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,880
Look who's talking, the meme in the flesh.
And this time you can't blame me.
701
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,440
Aha! You're my number one stalker.
702
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,480
- What? No. He shows me stuff.
- [Daniela laughs]
703
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,760
[Luz] Raúl, we're gonna get going.
704
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,560
- Yeah?
- [Héctor] My pleasure.
705
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:22,920
No, my pleasure, Héctor.
706
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:27,800
- Uh, well, uh, I'll go get the car.
- [Luz] Mm.
707
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,240
[Raúl] Uh-huh.
708
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:32,640
So, where's your girl?
709
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,320
She didn't feel well and had to head out.
710
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:37,760
- Mm.
- Right.
711
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:42,040
So wanna grab a coffee sometime,
uh, just us?
712
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,040
More relaxed, just... just as friends?
713
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,320
I don't wanna upset Héctor.
714
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:49,080
- I thought your relationship was open?
- Uh-uh.
715
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:50,800
Luz, I don't understand.
716
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000
Me neither.
717
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,200
Hello. I'm Nagore.
718
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,960
[both moaning]
719
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,040
[Nagore panting]
720
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:19,400
- [dog barking]
- Oh. Patxaran! Patxaran!
721
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,640
Oh, I love you.
Who loves you? Who loves you?
722
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,400
He loves me so much, right?
Oh, kiss for Mommy.
723
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,880
Kiss for Mommy. Kiss for Mommy.
724
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,480
- Kiss for Mommy.
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
725
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:32,880
I think I'm too wasted.
726
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,360
Yeah, me too.
727
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,360
Wanna lie down together? [gags]
728
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,280
[groans softly]
729
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,720
[Nagore exhales, groans]
730
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,920
[groans] Oh, Rafa, Rafa, don't go yet.
731
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:03,680
Could you...
732
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,560
[gags]...do me a favor?
733
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,880
[gagging]
734
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,000
[groans, exhales]
735
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,600
[exhales]
736
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,480
- [grunts]
- [groans]
737
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:43,960
[chuckles]
738
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,560
[Daniela groans]
739
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,720
[whispers] God, don't wake up.
740
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:54,880
[shushes]
741
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,480
- Sir, you've come back!
- Shh!
742
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:00,920
I'm so happy.
I prayed to heavens for your love.
743
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,456
- No, Patricia, we're not back together.
- Can I make you coffee?
744
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,840
No, I have to go. Bye-bye.
745
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,800
Can I fly the drone in the backyard again?
746
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:08,880
[scoffs] No.
747
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,880
And don't post any videos about any
of this, because I know how you can be.
748
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,840
Oh, they're back together again.
749
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,920
- [growling]
- Oh, shit!
750
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,120
- Get... get off. No, no. Hey! Hey!
- [Patxaran barking, growling]
751
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,320
Raúl! What is this?
752
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,960
Nagore's dog. I took him to piss,
and she wouldn't open the door.
753
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,360
I don't want dogs here.
754
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:34,760
Where've you been?
Did you sleep with Daniela?
755
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,480
I'm gonna shower.
756
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,880
- Hey!
- [cell phone rings]
757
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:40,920
Hey, Nagore.
758
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,320
[Nagore] Rafa, you asshole.
You kidnapped my dog.
759
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,240
[scoffs] You wouldn't open up the door.
760
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,320
So, you fuck me then you steal Patxaran?
761
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,336
- I didn't do either of those.
- [Patxaran grunts]
762
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,816
- I'm coming back.
- [Patxaran growls]
763
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,800
No, I've got Zumba. I'll call you after.
764
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,040
[Patxaran whines]
765
00:34:58,680 --> 00:34:59,840
[growls]
766
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,840
[classical music playing]
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