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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
my sister discovered
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her first true love, music.
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But Erica and music
had some ups
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and some downs.
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Then she finally
said goodbye for good.
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That is, until Geoff had something to say about it.
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Guess who has two thumbs
and great news,
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even though
one of those thumbs
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was injured
opening a bottle of Snapple
and I should see a doctor.
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Just say the thing, Geoff.
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This guy! Ow.
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I got us two tickets
to see The Go-Go's.
Pass.
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But The Go-Go's
are your favorite band.
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Just take Barry
or one of the other
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misshapen dopes in the JTP.
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Barry doesn't like girl rock.
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He said it scares
and titillates him.
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And then he giggled
when he said "titillate,"
like, a lot.
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He lost it when
our Aunt Rose had angina.
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Look, you haven't
been the same
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since you turned your back
on music.
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I was just jamming out
to that song in that elevator.
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You got out a floor early
because you didn't want
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to hear Corey Hart
for the millionth time.
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We get it! He wears
his sunglasses at night.
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I wear my pajama pants
to the grocery store,
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but you don't hear me
bragging all over the radio.
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Babe,
music was your life.
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It brought you
so much joy.
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And now you're just...
kinda frowny.
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Frowny?But it's a hot frown.
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Like, so kissable and alluring
and... There it is.
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Come on, gimme some
of that sexy grimace.
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I love you,
but give it up.
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Music didn't work out for me,
and I've moved on.
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ADULT ADAM: Yep, Erica had put
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her foot down,
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until she took a stroll
through the quad.
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What the hell is that?
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The sound of angels
or possibly human ladies?
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♪ See the people
walkin' down the street ♪
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They're making
instrument noises
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with their beautiful mouths.
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Oh, no, Erica.
It's a cappella music.
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Should I spray them
with a garden hose
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or wing a trash can lid
at them?
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ADULT ADAM:
Turns out, neither.
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Erica hadn't been a fan
of a cappella in the past.
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But in that moment,
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she didn't just
hear it with her ears.
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She felt it in her heart.
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LISA: Thanks, guys!
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I'm Lisa Levine,
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and that's just a taste
of the Molly Sing-walds.
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If anybody's interested
in our group,
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we're gonna be having
auditions this...
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ALL: ♪ Tuesday ♪
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I'll have
one of those.
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This random encounter
re-ignited her love of music!
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♪ I'll be there ♪
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Lisa Levine. I will join
your foxy beatbox crew.
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No, Barry.
Erica needs this.
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Fliers cannot
be shared!
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Oh! You ripped it!
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Now I'll never know
if they're meeting
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at 4:00 a.m. or 4:00 p.m.
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It's just a piece of paper!
They have a whole stack!
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So, Tuesday?
Yeah.
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Elbow brain strike!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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ADULT ADAM: It was March 18th, 1980-something,
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and like always, my dad was
fighting with the VCR.
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Damn it!
I need my Night Court!
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It's the only thing
that brings me joy.
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What about your family?
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I said what I said.
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Why do you always
smack everything?
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Maybe it'll jar
something loose.
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You mean
the delicate
electronic components?
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ADULT ADAM: Yeah, my dad
hated technology.
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Soften my potato!
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ADULT ADAM: And technology
hated him back.
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I got a message for you!
You're a piece of crap!
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Stop skipping.
Stop skipping.
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Stop skipping!
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ADULT ADAM: But nothing
agitated him more
than our dot matrix printer.
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He always had it out
with that thing.
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No one loved capturing
the rage more than me.
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Ah! Damn printer!
It's stuck again!
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Once again,
the mighty printer
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has bested
its most intense rival,
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the lazy, dumb man.
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Put your stupid camera
down and help me!
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It's not a paper jam.
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You just need to
change out the ribbon.
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What happened
to all the ink?
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I had an important project.
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What project?
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Oh, really? You're the butt!
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Murray, stop yelling
at Adam. He's just a boy.
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I don't care if he's 12.
He's aggravating me.
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I'm 17.
I've tried beer.
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Not a fan,
but I've heard good things
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about banana daiquiris.
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Please, Schmoo,
you're not an adult yet.
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I've seen your
little banana daiquiri.
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What... What did you say?
I just blacked out.
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And I got it all
on videotape.
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How does it feel?
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Hilarious.
You pressed the "off" button.
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Damn complicated buttons!
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ADAM: What's complicated?
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One says "on,"
one says "off."
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Ooh, good weekend,
Beverly.
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MURRAY: Damn thing's a moron!
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We come bearing trout.
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Well, just stuff it
in the mailbox,
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like the rest of our
easily offended neighbors.
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No, no, no, it's a gift.
For eating.
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Oh! Well, I guess I could
cheese these up,
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drown 'em in some chili.
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You know, the next time,
have the seafood guy
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remove the bones.
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In a river.
No, we caught these.
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You're saying words,
but I don't understand
what they are.
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Charles and Chad
just got back
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from their annual
father-son fishing trip.
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You guys go outside?
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Together?
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I just love spending time
with my tiger here.
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And some years,
we don't come home
with anything,
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except memories.
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MURRAY:
I got to get out of here!
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I can't play games!
I've got plans tonight!
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ADAM: You have
a family here!
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Ah! He's aggravating me,
the little bastard!
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Is everything okay?
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Go yourself, you...
Bye, now.
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ADAM: This is the dumbest
thing you've ever done.
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Just let the fork do
what it does!
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ADULT ADAM: As my mom
was fretting over
our relationship,
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my sister was sweating
her a cappella audition.
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I'm actually
kind of nervous.
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You? Please. Just listen
to your competition.
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♪ ...mountain when she comes ♪
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Oh!
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What a fun song.
Next up?
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Barry Goldberg.
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And all you wannabe
Sing-walds can go home.
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Lisa, I'm excited to join
you and your squad of lovelies
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on this musical and probable
romantic journey.
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Dude, you do know this is
an all-female singing group?
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While I do need a fresh
romantic ocean to dive into,
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I'm merely here for my love
of Acapulco.
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A cappella.
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Acapulco
is a city in Mexico.
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A jet-setter.
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Allow me to transport you
to music heaven.
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I'll loosen up
my music instrument.
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Oh, shoot.
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Yeah, I didn't
prepare anything.
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It's a no.
Smart.
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Let's not complicate
whatever's happening
between us.
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There's nothing
happening between us.
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Well, you never know
until you barge onstage
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during an all-female
audition.
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Good luck. She's tough.
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Is Erica Goldberg here?
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ADULT ADAM: Yeah,
even though Erica said
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she left music behind,
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turns out, music's always
in there somewhere.
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♪ We're running with
the shadows of the night
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♪ So, baby, take my hand,
it'll be all right
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♪ Surrender all your dreams
to me tonight
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♪ They'll come true
in the end ♪
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Welcome to
the Molly Sing-walds!
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Oh, my God, thank you!
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I did this! My overbearing
love led to this moment!
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And I'm stealing focus.
Sorry, babe.
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Just a quick thought.
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Um, are you guys married to
the name Molly Sing-walds?
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You don't like it?
No, it's great,
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if you like obvious puns.
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She's incredibly honored,
and you won't regret this.
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So, don't make them
regret this, honey.
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Geoff,
what are you doing?
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It's just,
with music, sometimes
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you tend to take things,
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how do I put this gently,
way too seriously.
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You're the one
who pushed me into this.
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For sure, but don't
become a monster
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who ruins all these
women's lives.
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Of course I won't.
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I mean, sure,
I'll tweak a few things,
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but who doesn't like
harsh change?
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ADULT ADAM: As Erica
once again embraced music,
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my mom was hoping my dad and I
would embrace each other.
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Will you two get out here
and help me bring in
the groceries?
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You couldn't have brought
a bag with you on your way in?
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You too, Adam.
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I guess I got to the age
where I carry stuff now.
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Surprise!
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There's no food!
That's a horrible surprise!
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Instead, you're going on
a camping trip.
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Isn't that the greatest news
you've ever heard?
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Opposite!
Dad, do something.
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Don't worry. I got it.
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Bevy, take a look at me.
It can't be done.
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It can, and it will.
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You embarrassed me
in front of the Kremps.
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Kremps?
That's not a real name.
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They're right there.
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Hey, there, neighbor!
Grab your mitts. Come on over.
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Who's he talking to?
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Got to be you
and your mom.
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BEVERLY: You're gonna have
what they have.
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This trip is mandatory.
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I will not allow
your entire relationship
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to be based on yelling.
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It wouldn't be if the kid
wasn't such a moron.
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In my defense,
my dad's a dumb lump.
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That's what I mean.
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You two need to rediscover
your love for each other.
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Now, get in the car!
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And here's your camera.
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I want proof.
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Why does she always
have to be so involved
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in our family's lives?
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This is honestly
the worst day of my life.
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But maybe it doesn't
have to be.
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Tell me your cockamamie plan.
I'll do anything.
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We don't have to go.
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We just have to look
like we did.
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ADULT ADAM: As my dad and I
decided to avoid
the great outdoors,
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Geoff was hoping Erica
would avoid falling back
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on her old habits.
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Great news, ladies!
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We're gonna be in the Penn
a cappella showcase
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next weekend.
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Won't that be fun?Fun?
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ADULT ADAM: But that wasn't gonna happen.
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We got to win
this thing.
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No, it's not
a competition.
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I mean, the only winners
will be the Boys & Girls Club,
248
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who will get
all the proceeds.
249
00:07:51,492 --> 00:07:53,321
Well, those inner-city kids
are also gonna get
250
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a front-row seat to
a musical ass-whuppin'.
251
00:07:55,461 --> 00:07:57,325
Or we just
help some kids.
252
00:07:57,359 --> 00:07:59,292
How about we start out
with some scales today?
253
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Scales are for preschoolers
before Christmas pageants.
254
00:08:01,571 --> 00:08:03,365
All right, now,
drop a baseline
255
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and give me a bouncy C.
256
00:08:04,608 --> 00:08:06,334
ADULT ADAM: With that, Erica did what she always did
257
00:08:06,368 --> 00:08:08,992
when it came to music...
took it way too seriously.
258
00:08:09,026 --> 00:08:11,304
And the Molly Sing-walds
learned the hard way.
259
00:08:11,339 --> 00:08:13,721
Let's go, Jen! Keep up with
the choreography, all right?
260
00:08:13,755 --> 00:08:16,171
Your feet are as flat
as your voice.She's a person, babe.
261
00:08:16,206 --> 00:08:17,690
You're making the sound
of a corpse
262
00:08:17,725 --> 00:08:19,658
being pulled from a river
and de-gassing.
263
00:08:19,692 --> 00:08:21,176
Pretty graphic, hon.
264
00:08:21,211 --> 00:08:22,937
Who said you can
have water?
265
00:08:22,971 --> 00:08:24,663
Water is for winners.
266
00:08:24,697 --> 00:08:26,112
It's also
essential to life.
267
00:08:26,147 --> 00:08:28,529
ADULT ADAM: Turns out,
Erica was having trouble
finding harmony
268
00:08:28,563 --> 00:08:29,668
in more ways than one.
269
00:08:29,702 --> 00:08:30,945
Hey, good work today.
270
00:08:30,979 --> 00:08:32,912
No, it wasn't.
271
00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:34,327
You call that Journey?
272
00:08:34,362 --> 00:08:36,640
Don't stop believing
you all suck.
273
00:08:36,675 --> 00:08:38,124
Erica, I don't think
this is working out.
274
00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:39,540
I'm gonna have to ask you
to leave the group.
275
00:08:39,574 --> 00:08:41,403
Lead the group?
Oh, finally.
276
00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:42,508
I accept.
277
00:08:42,543 --> 00:08:44,234
My first big change
is that shirt,
278
00:08:44,268 --> 00:08:46,029
your hair,
and everything else.
279
00:08:46,063 --> 00:08:47,513
You're out. Please go.
280
00:08:47,548 --> 00:08:48,652
I don't understand.
281
00:08:48,687 --> 00:08:49,791
You're a total nightmare.
282
00:08:49,826 --> 00:08:52,069
You're... You're rude,
you're bossy.
283
00:08:52,104 --> 00:08:54,071
This is supposed
to be joyful.
284
00:08:54,106 --> 00:08:55,245
I see.
285
00:08:55,279 --> 00:08:56,591
Hey, I... I'm sorry.
286
00:08:56,626 --> 00:08:57,799
I didn't mean to
hurt your feelings.
287
00:08:57,834 --> 00:08:59,352
Oh, that's not
what's happening.
288
00:08:59,387 --> 00:09:01,631
No. What's happening is
I'm going to assemble
289
00:09:01,665 --> 00:09:03,874
the greatest a cappella group
the world has ever known
290
00:09:03,909 --> 00:09:05,773
and then crush you
into oblivion
291
00:09:05,807 --> 00:09:08,672
at next week's
competition/children's
charity event.
292
00:09:09,846 --> 00:09:11,744
Oof. Lisa, you and I
are about to have
293
00:09:11,779 --> 00:09:13,884
a real roller coaster
of a week.
294
00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,924
ADULT ADAM: After getting
booted from her
a cappella group,
295
00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:20,581
Erica decided her only option
296
00:09:20,615 --> 00:09:22,444
was to take matters
into her own hands.
297
00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,067
I don't know.
It's just a little weird.
298
00:09:24,101 --> 00:09:26,000
A day ago, you didn't
even want to do music again,
299
00:09:26,034 --> 00:09:27,415
and now you're starting
your own group.
300
00:09:27,449 --> 00:09:29,555
Being out there with
those off-key Oompa Loompas
301
00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:31,350
made me realize how much
I missed music.
302
00:09:31,384 --> 00:09:33,628
Uh, this is kinda
weird and informal.
303
00:09:33,663 --> 00:09:35,009
Am I supposed to sing
or watch you guys
304
00:09:35,043 --> 00:09:36,976
rehash the last few days?
Whenever you're ready.
305
00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:39,013
I'm Kevin, the Human Tuba.
306
00:09:39,047 --> 00:09:40,601
Next.
Whoo!
307
00:09:40,635 --> 00:09:41,947
ADULT ADAM: It was off
to a rough start.
308
00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:43,224
And it only got rougher.
309
00:09:44,846 --> 00:09:49,886
♪ And the home
of the brave ♪
310
00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:52,060
Full disclosure...
I'm an adult that works here.
311
00:09:52,095 --> 00:09:53,475
Is that a problem?
312
00:09:54,131 --> 00:09:55,408
Yeah.
Kind of.
313
00:09:55,443 --> 00:09:56,755
Like, hi.
314
00:09:56,789 --> 00:09:58,273
Valley Erica?
Where have you been?
315
00:09:58,308 --> 00:10:00,034
Oh, here and there.
316
00:10:00,068 --> 00:10:01,552
After our band split up
317
00:10:01,587 --> 00:10:03,416
and Erica
went back to college,
318
00:10:03,451 --> 00:10:05,280
I kinda had nowhere to go.
319
00:10:05,315 --> 00:10:06,385
Sorry about that.
320
00:10:06,419 --> 00:10:08,007
So, you want to join
my a cappella group?
321
00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:09,422
Oh, no. I actually
322
00:10:09,457 --> 00:10:12,425
came here to ask
if I could have $7,300.
323
00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:14,151
That's a very
specific number.
324
00:10:14,186 --> 00:10:16,188
I have some
very specific problems.
325
00:10:16,222 --> 00:10:17,499
So, you didn't
prepare a song?
326
00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,260
Um, I guess I could
sing something.
327
00:10:20,951 --> 00:10:26,681
♪ I'm gonna die
if I don't get $7,300.56 ♪
328
00:10:26,716 --> 00:10:28,959
Damn it! We haven't found
a single person.
329
00:10:28,994 --> 00:10:30,133
We're in real
trouble here.
330
00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:32,273
Not as much as her.
It's, like, so true.
331
00:10:32,307 --> 00:10:33,861
I think I was followed here.
332
00:10:35,828 --> 00:10:36,864
Are you sure this is
a good idea?
333
00:10:36,898 --> 00:10:38,210
It's my only hope
of destroying
334
00:10:38,244 --> 00:10:39,349
a woman I hardly know
335
00:10:39,383 --> 00:10:41,075
for unintentionally
offending me.
336
00:10:41,109 --> 00:10:44,354
♪ Come, come, come in ♪
337
00:10:44,388 --> 00:10:45,493
BARRY: Yeah.The hell's this?
338
00:10:45,527 --> 00:10:47,012
This is the Barry-Tones,
339
00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:48,358
my new musical
mouth quartet.
340
00:10:48,392 --> 00:10:49,877
I'm the bass.
I'm also the bass.
341
00:10:49,911 --> 00:10:52,017
What's a bass?
You started your own
a cappella group?
342
00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:53,190
Indeed, I did.
343
00:10:53,225 --> 00:10:55,330
I realized joining
an all-female singing group
344
00:10:55,365 --> 00:10:57,160
wasn't a realistic way
to meet women.
345
00:10:57,194 --> 00:10:58,989
Good for you, Bar.
Showing some maturity.
346
00:10:59,024 --> 00:11:00,888
So, instead, I will
win over their hearts
347
00:11:00,922 --> 00:11:02,648
by destroying them
at the thing they love,
348
00:11:02,683 --> 00:11:03,787
mouth music.
349
00:11:03,822 --> 00:11:05,064
Oh, my God.
Am I just doing
350
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,514
the same dumb thing
Barry's doing?
351
00:11:06,548 --> 00:11:08,723
No, Barry's plan's
actually better,
'cause he has a group.
352
00:11:08,758 --> 00:11:10,518
You have no one,
while my group is stacked
353
00:11:10,552 --> 00:11:12,900
with talent
and masculine sensuality.
354
00:11:12,934 --> 00:11:14,487
Talent.Sensuality.
355
00:11:14,522 --> 00:11:15,557
What are we doing?
356
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:16,835
Then there's
only one solution.
357
00:11:16,869 --> 00:11:18,975
You become
a casual enjoyer of music
358
00:11:19,009 --> 00:11:21,080
instead of a maniac who only
functions in extremes?
359
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:23,876
Close. I join forces
with Barry's idiotic group,
360
00:11:23,911 --> 00:11:25,464
and through grit
and hard work,
361
00:11:25,498 --> 00:11:27,811
I will lead these
tone-deaf morons to victory.
362
00:11:27,846 --> 00:11:30,262
I'm intrigued, but prove
yourself first. Scat for me.
363
00:11:30,296 --> 00:11:32,022
♪ Scooba-do-da-da
da-da-da-do-dow
364
00:11:32,057 --> 00:11:33,092
♪ You suck ♪
365
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:34,335
Damn it!
We need her.
366
00:11:34,369 --> 00:11:36,509
ADULT ADAM: As Erica and Barry formed a musical supergroup,
367
00:11:36,544 --> 00:11:38,511
me and my dad's
big fishing trip
368
00:11:38,546 --> 00:11:39,685
had hit a high note.
369
00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,756
I think I got one!
I'm gonna reel it in!
370
00:11:41,791 --> 00:11:43,102
ADAM: Great job
with the fish, Dad!
371
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,586
I'm feeling closer
to you already!
372
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:45,691
Thanks, tiger.
373
00:11:45,726 --> 00:11:47,417
Ha!
You're welcome, tiger.
374
00:11:47,451 --> 00:11:49,522
Don't call me tiger.Why not?
375
00:11:49,557 --> 00:11:50,834
It's an affectionate
nickname that proves
376
00:11:50,869 --> 00:11:53,630
that we've bonded
out here on the lake.
377
00:11:53,664 --> 00:11:57,565
It's not the way a father-son
relationship works, okay?
378
00:11:57,599 --> 00:12:00,257
If you're my tiger,
I can't be your tiger.
379
00:12:00,292 --> 00:12:01,500
ADAM:
How would I know that?
380
00:12:01,534 --> 00:12:03,295
You never call me
anything but moron.
381
00:12:03,329 --> 00:12:04,537
Now you know why!
382
00:12:04,572 --> 00:12:05,849
All right,
let's go again.
383
00:12:05,884 --> 00:12:07,230
And don't lean so far back,
384
00:12:07,264 --> 00:12:08,921
'cause then I start
seeing volleyballs.
385
00:12:08,956 --> 00:12:10,405
Excuse me. There have been
a lot of complaints
386
00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:11,855
about you
being too comfortable
387
00:12:11,890 --> 00:12:13,029
around the camping gear.
388
00:12:13,063 --> 00:12:15,100
Can't a young man
and his father
lay down together
389
00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:17,861
in a tent in a sporting goods
store and film it?
390
00:12:17,896 --> 00:12:19,898
No!
Please leave! Now!
391
00:12:19,932 --> 00:12:22,245
Fine!
I wasn't gonna buy anything,
392
00:12:22,279 --> 00:12:24,419
but now I'm really not
gonna buy anything.
393
00:12:24,454 --> 00:12:26,283
Move! Come on.
ADULT ADAM: With our fake
fishing trip cut short,
394
00:12:26,318 --> 00:12:29,114
the only choice we had was to show my mom what we caught.
395
00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:30,218
This is the best.
396
00:12:30,253 --> 00:12:31,599
It sure is!
397
00:12:31,633 --> 00:12:34,464
You know, this fishing pole
is nature's TV remote.
398
00:12:34,498 --> 00:12:35,983
Don't you dare change
that channel.
399
00:12:36,017 --> 00:12:37,674
You're my son.
400
00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:39,262
You're my dad.
401
00:12:41,126 --> 00:12:43,128
ADULT ADAM: Sure, it was
sloppy and unbelievable,
402
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:45,164
but my mom ate it all up.
403
00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:47,615
You know, it's late.
We should get some rest.
404
00:12:47,649 --> 00:12:50,066
We have been fishing
for 10 hours.
405
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,792
Well, that's the normal
amount of time.
406
00:12:51,826 --> 00:12:52,896
ADAM: Hmm.
407
00:12:52,931 --> 00:12:55,312
And action.
408
00:12:55,347 --> 00:12:56,589
Good night, tiger.
409
00:12:56,624 --> 00:12:58,177
Right back atcha, tiger.
410
00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:00,283
How many times I got to
tell you, you don't...
411
00:13:00,317 --> 00:13:01,594
I love camping.
412
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,632
It happened!
413
00:13:04,666 --> 00:13:06,082
Oh!
414
00:13:06,116 --> 00:13:08,463
I brought the men
in my life together!
415
00:13:08,498 --> 00:13:10,914
So, you thought
this was... good?
416
00:13:10,949 --> 00:13:12,605
It was amazing!
417
00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:13,710
This worked nice.
418
00:13:13,744 --> 00:13:15,332
So, I'll see you
around chow time.
419
00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:16,471
Damn right you will.
420
00:13:16,506 --> 00:13:19,129
I'm inviting Ginzy
and her bland family over
421
00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:22,029
so I can rub your camping love
in their fat faces!
422
00:13:22,063 --> 00:13:24,100
Wait, this isn't over?It's just beginning.
423
00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:26,309
I'm cooking up
the fish you caught
424
00:13:26,343 --> 00:13:28,794
with a side
of suck it, Ginzy!
425
00:13:28,829 --> 00:13:30,796
Oh, no!
The Kremps know fish!
426
00:13:30,831 --> 00:13:32,280
They'll expose
our terrible lies!
427
00:13:32,315 --> 00:13:33,592
Nah.
428
00:13:33,626 --> 00:13:35,801
All you gotta say when
they ask you something
429
00:13:35,836 --> 00:13:38,666
is, "They were practically
jumping into the boat."
430
00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:40,047
Those are words
that people say.
431
00:13:40,081 --> 00:13:41,600
Those are words
that people say.
432
00:13:41,634 --> 00:13:43,774
ADULT ADAM: While my mom
fell hook, line, and sinker,
433
00:13:43,809 --> 00:13:46,191
all of my sister's hopes
hung on her new group.
434
00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:48,434
All right, just so we're
all on the same page,
435
00:13:48,469 --> 00:13:50,298
our a cappella group
has one goal,
436
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,748
to defeat Lisa Levine.To kiss Lisa Levine.
437
00:13:51,782 --> 00:13:52,853
No!
438
00:13:52,887 --> 00:13:54,026
This isn't about you
439
00:13:54,061 --> 00:13:55,717
and your delusional
romantic prospects.
440
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,650
Yet it is and will be.Doesn't matter.
441
00:13:57,685 --> 00:14:00,067
Everyone give me your
best middle C.
442
00:14:03,380 --> 00:14:04,761
Oh, yeah!
443
00:14:04,795 --> 00:14:06,314
Did someone just say
the words "Oh, yeah"?
444
00:14:06,349 --> 00:14:08,040
Oh, yeah!
445
00:14:08,075 --> 00:14:09,317
Why would you do that?
I don't really sing.
446
00:14:09,352 --> 00:14:11,043
Okay, well, let's see
what else we're working with.
447
00:14:11,078 --> 00:14:12,320
Andy, go.
448
00:14:17,808 --> 00:14:19,189
That was beautiful
and haunting.
449
00:14:19,224 --> 00:14:20,777
I was a soprano
in children's choir
450
00:14:20,811 --> 00:14:22,365
until puberty cursed me.
451
00:14:22,399 --> 00:14:24,470
My parents forced me to
take a series of shots,
452
00:14:24,505 --> 00:14:26,645
but the tide of
manhood came anyway.
453
00:14:26,679 --> 00:14:28,681
Moving on. Matt Bradley.
454
00:14:32,927 --> 00:14:34,756
Sorry, I'm actually
medically deaf
455
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,689
after I dove in the ice
to save that dog.
456
00:14:36,724 --> 00:14:37,863
Ha!
That's what you get.
457
00:14:37,898 --> 00:14:39,451
It's gonna be fine.Things were fine
458
00:14:39,485 --> 00:14:41,108
until you pushed me
back into music.
459
00:14:41,142 --> 00:14:42,419
I was only trying to...
460
00:14:42,454 --> 00:14:44,801
Remind me that I couldn't
succeed at my biggest dream?
461
00:14:44,835 --> 00:14:47,804
And after I finally got over
it and focused on college,
462
00:14:47,838 --> 00:14:49,633
you had to dredge it
all back up again.
463
00:14:49,668 --> 00:14:50,669
Thanks a lot.
464
00:14:51,842 --> 00:14:53,534
Oh, yeah!
465
00:14:53,568 --> 00:14:56,123
ADULT ADAM: As my sister
once again swore off music,
466
00:14:56,157 --> 00:14:59,091
my dad and I hoped the Kremps wouldn't smell anything fishy.
467
00:14:59,126 --> 00:15:00,817
Oh, Beverly, it's such
a rare occasion
468
00:15:00,851 --> 00:15:02,405
that you invite us all
over for dinner.
469
00:15:02,439 --> 00:15:03,785
Nonsense, Ginzy.
470
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,373
I'm sure we've had
you over many times.
471
00:15:05,408 --> 00:15:06,616
This is actually the farthest
472
00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:07,997
I've ever made it
into your home.
473
00:15:08,031 --> 00:15:09,101
You're always over here
474
00:15:09,136 --> 00:15:11,000
strapping on
the old feedbag, Leroy.
475
00:15:11,034 --> 00:15:12,104
It's Charles.
476
00:15:12,139 --> 00:15:13,623
And I've been your neighbor
for 20 years.
477
00:15:13,657 --> 00:15:14,969
I don't think so.
478
00:15:15,004 --> 00:15:16,108
Bring it to me again.
479
00:15:16,143 --> 00:15:17,730
Charles.
Like the chew?
480
00:15:17,765 --> 00:15:18,800
You mean
the Charleston Chew?
481
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,250
Exactly. Quality bar.
482
00:15:20,285 --> 00:15:21,942
Hey, can I top off
your tea, Charleston?
483
00:15:21,976 --> 00:15:23,253
Beverly, we should, uh,
we should eat.
484
00:15:23,288 --> 00:15:24,772
Oh, you'll eat,
all right.
485
00:15:24,806 --> 00:15:27,809
Delicious fish caught
by my delicious men.
486
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,950
You guys go camping
or something?
487
00:15:29,984 --> 00:15:31,261
Seems that's
what we're saying here.
488
00:15:31,296 --> 00:15:32,435
Enjoy.
489
00:15:32,469 --> 00:15:34,575
Almost as much as
my husband and son enjoyed
490
00:15:34,609 --> 00:15:36,094
their special time together.
491
00:15:36,128 --> 00:15:37,681
You know, Beverly,
what kind of fish is this?
492
00:15:37,716 --> 00:15:39,787
The finest lake fish.
493
00:15:39,821 --> 00:15:41,409
And unlike your lazy men,
494
00:15:41,444 --> 00:15:43,687
mine cleaned, boned,
and filleted it for me.
495
00:15:43,722 --> 00:15:45,034
Did we, now? Dad?
496
00:15:45,068 --> 00:15:47,001
Yeah, they were practically
jumping in the boat.
497
00:15:47,036 --> 00:15:48,451
This is clearly
a swordfish steak.
498
00:15:48,485 --> 00:15:49,590
Jumping in the boat.
499
00:15:49,624 --> 00:15:50,936
That's a 1,000-pound
ocean fish.
500
00:15:50,971 --> 00:15:52,834
Oh-ho! In the boat!
501
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,112
Please tell these people
502
00:15:54,146 --> 00:15:56,321
that this is not
a giant saltwater animal.
503
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,254
Well, no, no,
it's a brand-new fish.
504
00:15:58,288 --> 00:16:00,049
It's a, uh, lake swordfish.
505
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:03,880
Huh, a new giant
lake fish. Adam?
506
00:16:03,914 --> 00:16:05,744
I suppose
that could happen.
507
00:16:05,778 --> 00:16:09,161
I... I mean, in Jaws 4,
a shark held a grudge
508
00:16:09,196 --> 00:16:11,129
and followed a family
down the Eastern Seaboard
509
00:16:11,163 --> 00:16:13,131
to terrorize them.
510
00:16:13,165 --> 00:16:14,477
So, yeah,
that's, like, our fish.
511
00:16:14,511 --> 00:16:16,341
Jaws 4?It wasn't very good.
512
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:17,618
But now
might be a nice time
513
00:16:17,652 --> 00:16:20,276
to retire to the den
and watch it.
514
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:23,141
Adam, tell me
the truth right now.
515
00:16:23,175 --> 00:16:24,866
Fine! We faked everything
516
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:25,971
and bought that at the market!
517
00:16:26,006 --> 00:16:27,869
Moron!
We had it made!
518
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,182
We would have been
if you weren't a cheapskate
519
00:16:30,217 --> 00:16:32,081
and bought fish
that wasn't on sale!
520
00:16:32,115 --> 00:16:33,530
I don't know from fish!
521
00:16:33,565 --> 00:16:35,463
And I can't believe
I spent a half-hour
522
00:16:35,498 --> 00:16:36,568
fake camping with you.
523
00:16:36,602 --> 00:16:39,088
Don't worry. I'll never go
fake camping with you again.
524
00:16:39,122 --> 00:16:40,537
Look what you've done!
525
00:16:40,572 --> 00:16:42,470
You've embarrassed
your mother
526
00:16:42,505 --> 00:16:44,610
in front of Charleston,
Lindy,
527
00:16:44,645 --> 00:16:45,749
and little Chim-Chim!
528
00:16:45,784 --> 00:16:47,061
Lindy?
Chim-Chim?
529
00:16:47,096 --> 00:16:49,236
I'm not embarrassed.
I'm sad.
530
00:16:49,270 --> 00:16:51,893
I wanted to believe so badly
this family loved each other
531
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,931
that I actually believed
that dumb video.
532
00:16:54,965 --> 00:16:56,795
Okay, I guess I'll just
have to live with the fact
533
00:16:56,829 --> 00:16:59,591
that my husband and son
have no relationship at all.
534
00:17:01,869 --> 00:17:03,422
This fish is pretty tasty.
535
00:17:07,288 --> 00:17:08,600
ADULT ADAM:
After embarrassing my mom
536
00:17:08,634 --> 00:17:09,808
with a fake camping trip,
537
00:17:09,842 --> 00:17:12,017
the only way to make it up to her was to try the real thing.
538
00:17:12,052 --> 00:17:13,950
Okay. Let's pitch
this tent. Here.
539
00:17:13,984 --> 00:17:15,710
You put the poles
together.
540
00:17:15,745 --> 00:17:17,747
I'll, um, watch.
541
00:17:17,781 --> 00:17:19,783
Boom. Done.
Let's sleep.
542
00:17:19,818 --> 00:17:21,026
You gotta thread it
through the tent.
543
00:17:21,061 --> 00:17:23,097
Oh!
Damn it!
544
00:17:23,132 --> 00:17:24,202
What's all this?
545
00:17:24,236 --> 00:17:26,790
Oh! Uh, we're making
your dream come true.
546
00:17:26,825 --> 00:17:27,895
We're camping.
547
00:17:27,929 --> 00:17:30,070
It's true, Mama.
Everything's better now.
548
00:17:30,104 --> 00:17:32,451
Oh!
My good shin!
549
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,384
I'll never be able
to run again, you moron!
550
00:17:34,419 --> 00:17:36,559
I don't really think that's
gonna be a problem for you.
551
00:17:36,593 --> 00:17:38,043
I see nothing's changed,
552
00:17:38,078 --> 00:17:40,114
so enjoy your miserable
night together.
553
00:17:40,149 --> 00:17:41,943
Now we got
to freeze out here
554
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,083
all night for nothing.
555
00:17:43,117 --> 00:17:45,326
We can start a fire.You know how to start a fire?
556
00:17:45,361 --> 00:17:47,466
I think you rub a stick on
a rock and then blow on it.
557
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,434
You blow on
a stick and a rock?
558
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:50,573
I don't know.
559
00:17:50,607 --> 00:17:52,299
I'm an inside kid,
not a frontiersman.
560
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:54,301
Forget it. Let's just get
in the sleeping bags
561
00:17:54,335 --> 00:17:55,612
and get this night
over with.
562
00:17:55,647 --> 00:17:58,167
Why are we like this?
563
00:17:58,201 --> 00:18:00,134
Maybe 'cause we don't
have much in common.
564
00:18:00,169 --> 00:18:01,687
Except our
hatred of camping.
565
00:18:01,722 --> 00:18:02,999
For sure.
566
00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:04,621
Except this
isn't that bad.
567
00:18:04,656 --> 00:18:08,453
I mean, it's kinda cozy,
and the air is crisp.
568
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,662
And look
at all those stars.
569
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,458
Yeah, they're up there.
570
00:18:15,287 --> 00:18:18,221
And kind of beautiful.
571
00:18:18,256 --> 00:18:21,466
You know, maybe we should try
a real fishing trip someday.
572
00:18:22,812 --> 00:18:24,262
I would hate that.
573
00:18:24,296 --> 00:18:26,195
Me too.
574
00:18:26,229 --> 00:18:28,749
ADULT ADAM: Sometimes it's the stuff we can't stand
575
00:18:28,783 --> 00:18:30,164
that brings us closer.
576
00:18:30,199 --> 00:18:31,579
And even the things
we love most
577
00:18:31,614 --> 00:18:33,098
have a way of
driving us apart.
578
00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:34,272
What are you doing?
579
00:18:34,306 --> 00:18:36,274
Doing what I should have
been doing this whole time,
580
00:18:36,308 --> 00:18:37,344
studying.
581
00:18:37,378 --> 00:18:39,760
Erica, you can't just
turn your back on music.
582
00:18:39,794 --> 00:18:41,693
It's all or nothing
with me.
583
00:18:41,727 --> 00:18:44,005
And I just can't do it
unless it's perfect.
584
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,386
I know.
585
00:18:45,421 --> 00:18:46,974
But let me
show you something.
586
00:18:48,976 --> 00:18:50,495
♪ Oh, girl... ♪
587
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,221
Before you wanted
to become a rock star,
588
00:18:52,255 --> 00:18:53,325
you just loved music.
589
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,396
That little girl
doesn't exist anymore.
590
00:18:55,431 --> 00:18:56,708
Well, she should.
591
00:18:56,742 --> 00:18:58,675
You should leave a space
for this joy in your life.
592
00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:00,850
Geoff, why are you
doing this?
593
00:19:00,884 --> 00:19:02,023
Why do you care
so much?
594
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,680
Because
I'm your biggest fan.
595
00:19:03,715 --> 00:19:06,407
Not just of your music,
but of you.
596
00:19:06,442 --> 00:19:08,616
♪ Ransom my heart,
but, baby, don't look back
597
00:19:08,651 --> 00:19:11,792
♪ 'Cause we got nobody else
598
00:19:11,826 --> 00:19:14,104
♪ Oh, oh, oh
599
00:19:14,139 --> 00:19:17,660
♪ We're running with
the shadows of the night
600
00:19:17,694 --> 00:19:19,420
♪ So, baby, take my hand,
it'll be all right ♪
601
00:19:19,455 --> 00:19:22,112
ADULT ADAM: Turns out life
is a lot like a song.
602
00:19:22,147 --> 00:19:23,217
♪ Surrender all your dreams ♪ And we're all singing
603
00:19:23,252 --> 00:19:25,254
the best we can. ♪ To me tonight ♪
604
00:19:25,288 --> 00:19:27,014
And, sure,
there are some low notes,
605
00:19:27,048 --> 00:19:29,913
but hopefully
a lot of high ones, too.
606
00:19:31,121 --> 00:19:33,365
But when all is said and done,
607
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,989
the sweetest harmonies
can't be sung solo.
608
00:19:37,024 --> 00:19:38,612
Erica.
609
00:19:38,646 --> 00:19:40,096
What do you want?
610
00:19:40,130 --> 00:19:42,547
I want to say I'm sorry
for the way I acted.
611
00:19:44,065 --> 00:19:46,171
And if you would let me
back in the group,
612
00:19:46,206 --> 00:19:48,104
I promise I'll just sing
and have fun.
613
00:19:52,246 --> 00:19:54,075
I think
we'd all like that.
614
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:56,008
ADULT ADAM: And when all those voices come together,
615
00:19:56,043 --> 00:19:58,252
it's music to the ears. ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
616
00:19:58,287 --> 00:20:01,013
♪ We're running with
the shadows of the night ♪
617
00:20:02,152 --> 00:20:03,533
ADULT ADAM:
The truth is, we all bring
618
00:20:03,568 --> 00:20:05,259
a little something different
to the table.Gah! Gah! Gah!
619
00:20:05,294 --> 00:20:07,917
Because in the end,
it's the people around us
620
00:20:07,951 --> 00:20:10,022
who help us find our voice.
621
00:20:10,057 --> 00:20:12,128
♪ Say you will
622
00:20:12,162 --> 00:20:15,890
♪ We're running with
the shadows of the night
623
00:20:15,925 --> 00:20:19,549
♪ So, baby, take my hand,
you'll be all right
624
00:20:19,584 --> 00:20:23,760
♪ Surrender all your dreams
to me tonight
625
00:20:23,795 --> 00:20:26,384
♪ They'll come true
in the end ♪
626
00:20:30,457 --> 00:20:32,113
You're not gonna do it!
It's broken!
627
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:33,218
I can't help you!Just wait.
628
00:20:33,253 --> 00:20:34,633
I don't know what
to do about it!
629
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,221
The roller
isn't rolling!
630
00:20:36,256 --> 00:20:37,567
I'm telling you,
it's broken!
631
00:20:37,602 --> 00:20:39,500
Dad, you... you have
a family here!
632
00:20:39,535 --> 00:20:42,400
MURRAY: He's aggravating me,
the little bastard!
633
00:20:43,987 --> 00:20:46,404
The enchanting Lisa Levine.
634
00:20:46,438 --> 00:20:47,612
Funny seeing you here.
635
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:50,028
In the rehearsal room
I come to every day?Great news.
636
00:20:50,062 --> 00:20:51,132
I've prepared a song
637
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,065
that will capture
your heart, your soul,
638
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,619
and the part of the brain
639
00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:56,414
that denies what's happening
between us.
640
00:20:56,448 --> 00:20:57,794
Please don't.
641
00:20:57,829 --> 00:21:01,315
♪ Ave
642
00:21:01,350 --> 00:21:07,666
♪ Maria ♪
643
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:10,082
That was divine.
644
00:21:10,117 --> 00:21:11,670
But it was clearly
that guy.
645
00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:13,879
Damn it, Andy! I told you
to stay in the box!
646
00:21:13,914 --> 00:21:15,156
There was no box!
647
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:16,296
You talked about a box.
648
00:21:16,330 --> 00:21:17,366
You never got a box.
649
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:19,920
So, are we doing this?
650
00:21:19,954 --> 00:21:21,266
I have 10 boyfriends.
651
00:21:21,301 --> 00:21:23,337
That is gross.
You're gross.
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