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Back in the '80s,
there was nothing my mom loved
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more than cooking her way
into her family's heart,
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from her ooey, gooey potato casserole
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to whatever this thing is.
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But her signature move
was the art of Parming,
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featuring her legendary dish of choice.
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Shrimp Parm.
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Shrimp Parm.
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Unlike my mom, Barry
and his fiance, Lainey,
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were happy to leave the
cooking to a microwave.
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Aww. Look at you two.
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Snuggled up on the couch.
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And what the hell is that?
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Oh, I made us Hungry-Man dinners.
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I'm hungry. I'm a man. It lines up.
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Well, that was so thoughtful of you
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to make Barry a delightful mix
of mystery meat and radiation.
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Thank you. I think?
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Sweetie, I know you grew up
in a lawless, broken home,
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but these frozen,
compartment-based dinners
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are unacceptable for
Barry, no offense.
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You can't just tag "no
offense" on the end of something
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horribly offensive
and act like it's okay.
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It's just that Barry requires
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a real home-cooked
dinner fit for a boy-king.
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As his future wife, that
responsibility falls on you.
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And every creepy thing you just said
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is the reason why your boy
is so broken, no offense.
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Hey. Your thing does work.
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Okay, I wasn't gonna do this,
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but your resistance
shows me that it's time.
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Everybody in the kitchen!
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Family history is about to take place!
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The others will be down in a minute.
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They'd be crushed to miss this.
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Family presentation!
Down here, now!
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They clearly don't care, but I'm jazzed!
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What's the big news?
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Lainey, we are gathered here today
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in front of parts of my entire family
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for the bequeathing
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of our family's most prized possession.
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It was true.
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This really was the
biggest deal in the world,
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to my mom and no one else.
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Oh. Recipes?
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The keys to Barry's
happiness are in this box.
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You're welcome.
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Speech! Speech! Speech!
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Uh, thanks a ton.
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And... Food is family?
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Very nice. Very nice try.
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While I appreciate the gesture,
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I just don't see myself
cooking for Barry, like, ever.
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That is the single most upsetting thing
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I've ever heard, so take the box.
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Thanks, but I really won't use the box,
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so I kinda don't need the box.
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Well, I don't need the box.
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I've got the box
memorized, so take the box.
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Just take the box!
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Fine! I'll take the box!
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Yay! My Schmoopy-in-law
wants the box!
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- Oh!
- Speech! Speech, speech!
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My Barry's in such good hands.
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless, I
feel the need to say ♪
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Synced and Corrected by YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ♪
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It was September 1980-something,
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a brand-new year of school with
my same old, awesome friends.
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Hey, dumb-ass.
Still a dumb-ass?
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You know it, Muscles.
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Dave Kim, see you're still
rocking the turtleneck.
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I was thinking of making the
switch to a mock turtleneck,
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but why change what works?
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Adam!
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Jackie?!
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Turns out, there was one
person who changed a ton
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over the summer, my sci-fi-loving,
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theater-geek girlfriend, Jackie Geary.
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- I missed you so much!
- Me too.
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Ow! Something sharp stabbed my torso!
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Sorry, safety pin.
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Don't you just love this jacket?
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I got it at a thrift
shop in the Village.
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What happened to the
crushed velvet cloak
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I found you at the Ren Faire?
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Kinda got swampy in the subway.
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You went on the subway?
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But that's where breakdancing
gangs shake you down for cash!
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Turns out, "Breakin' 2:
Electric Boogaloo" lied to us.
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I had the best time exploring the city.
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Next year, you have to
do the NYU summer program.
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You won't regret it.
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Yeah, my mom said I can
never live in New York,
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'cause the pigeons are too aggressive
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and the poisonous air-conditioner juice
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from apartments drips
on your head as you walk.
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Dude, I discovered all this
cool new music and clothes
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and made tons of new friends.
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Speaking of...
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- 'Sup, skank?
- Carla?!
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This special and terrifying
person's now your friend?
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Well, when I first got
there, I didn't know anyone,
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and then I saw Carla, and I
was like, "Ah, crap, it's Carla.
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She's probably gonna make fun of my face
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and then tell everyone
I'm a total nerd."
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And I totally did.
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But then Jack Attack let
me borrow her hairbrush,
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and I was like,
"You're my best friend now."
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She kicked a rat for me.
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Well, it sounds like you and...
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Jack Attack had a good time.
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Ooh, talk later! Save
me a spot at lunch!
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Dude, is it me or did your
lady go away for the summer
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and come back a totally different person?
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Sure, Jackie didn't look the same,
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but that didn't matter
to me, 'cause we still
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loved the same nerdy stuff.
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- Boom!
- No way!
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You got us tickets for
the school Bazaar-nival!
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That's right. One part
bazaar, one part carnival.
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Two parts fun.
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You're so cute.
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Are you swooning at a Bazaar-nival?
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It's our special thing
since we had our first kiss
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on the bumper cars. That's
how I chipped my tooth.
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It was a magical time. So jealous.
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- So, I'll pick you up Saturday night?
- Saturday?
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Oh, man, Carla and I already have plans
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to watch her boyfriend drag-race.
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The Bazaar-nival's got a
crafting booth and candy apples.
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Not that it's a competition.
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I'll just cancel my plans with Carla.
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No, don't do that. Are you
sure you don't want to come?
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I already have my ticket.
It's okay. You should go.
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Yeah. You're right.
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I'll see you later.
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How could Jackie pass
on the Bazaar-nival?
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It's the Bazaar-nival!
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Bro, your lady just
went full Zuko on you.
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- Full wha?
- You know, Danny Zuko from "Grease."
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After months of summer
loving, Sandy returns to school
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and finds Zuko totally changed.
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In this instance, you're the Sandy.
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And like the movie, the
only way to keep your girl
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is to change everything about yourself
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in utter desperation.
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That's a horrible message for children!
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The worst. But the songs
are real toe-tappers.
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While I was dreading
losing my geeky girlfriend,
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Lainey dreaded her
future as Barry's mom.
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I can't believe your mom forced
me to take the box! The nerve!
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Well, did you at least give a
speech to honor the big moment?
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Calm down, Geoff.
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Lainey will lend you the dumb box
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so that you can cook
and bake for me, too.
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No! Your mom gave it to her, not me.
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I'll just make you
store-bought cookies from a mix,
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like some stupid
[bleep] face off the street!
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Okay, we get it!
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Clearly, you wanna be Erica's mom,
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but I'm not going down that way.
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You apologize for nothing!
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Look in my wild, angry eyes.
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The last thing I want
is for you to be my mom.
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- You mean it?
- More than anything, baby!
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I've never been more excited
about our future together.
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This is my life now.
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And it sucks.
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But you just told Lainey you
didn't care if she cooked or not.
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Dude, of course I care.
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Dinner's the only time
of day I can be me!
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I love racing home
to a warm blanket of Parm.
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That's how our family
expresses love,
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through melted cheese.
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Damn it, I want Erica to experience
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that cheese love, too!
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You gotta get me a peek at that box.
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Wait. Maybe there's a way
we can both get what we want.
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- Name it. I'm in.
- Take it. It's yours.
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Wait. You're giving me the box?
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But your mom handed it off to Lainey.
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Indeed she did, young Geoffrey.
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And when Lainey
realizes the box is gone,
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she'll feel so guilty,
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she'll let my mom
teach her all the recipes.
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So you do want Lainey to be your mom.
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Ew! Gross!
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But for sure, yes.
I want my wife to be my mom.
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That's weird... but I get it!
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I want to be my girlfriend's mom!
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Dude, there's no one I'd rather have
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be a mom to my sister than you.
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Sir, it would be an honor to
be your mother/brother-in-law.
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With my looks and my
brains, we can't fail!
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- You can't put metal in the microwave.
- Got it.
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As Barry's plan sparked to life,
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I went to my love guru,
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who could help me find
the spark with Jackie.
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Pops, I have a romantic emergency,
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and I need some of your
patented love advice.
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That's exactly why I sit here all day.
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Jackie came back from summer break,
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and now she's all New
York-ish and fringy.
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Dave Kim says if I
don't change, we're done.
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Dave Kim, always stirring the pot.
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You need to be proud of who you are
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and never change for anyone.
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Wrong. You gotta change and change hard.
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- Ya think?
- No! Don't listen to him.
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He's not even in this conversation.
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He's behind the paper!
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Ya gotta change when you
date someone more pretty.
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Like me and your mom.
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- That makes sense!
- No, it doesn't!
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You're just intrigued because the paper
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makes him hidden and mysterious.
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You wouldn't believe the
things I did for that woman.
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Tell me more, dark stranger.
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I took square-dancing lessons,
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I brunched with her friends,
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I even took my shoes off at the beach.
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And the guy is still with my mom!
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It's your dad! You know who he is!
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True, and yet I still
listened to the wise voice
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hidden behind the sports section.
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I headed straight to the coolest store
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on South Street, Zipperhead.
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Back then, it was the one place
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you'd go for all your punk needs.
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Hello, there, fine madam.
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I'm here to purchase some of
your fine anti-monarchy garb.
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Beat it, yuppie. Go home and
wait for "L.A. Law" to come on.
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She knows what we watch. Let's bail.
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No. This is too important.
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Nothing can help you, poser.
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Pfft! I am not a poser.
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Name one member of The Clash.
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"Of the Titans"?
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Well, there's Zeus and
that metal robot owl,
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and, of course, Harry Hamlin
from "L.A. Law" plays Perseus.
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Stop talking, and I'll help you.
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First, we gotta fix your dumb hair.
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I'll do whatever it takes
to turn into Eric Idle.
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- I think you mean Billy Idol.
- Right!
249
00:08:22,637 --> 00:08:24,770
So, how long will it
take to get cool, punky...
250
00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:26,639
Gah! Oh, boy, it smells so weird!
251
00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:28,407
This is not gonna be
an easy process for you.
252
00:08:28,442 --> 00:08:30,409
Yep. My change all began with my hair.
253
00:08:30,444 --> 00:08:33,546
Meanwhile, Barry's harebrained
scheme was about to unfold.
254
00:08:33,581 --> 00:08:35,714
Barry, we need to talk.
I'm in huge trouble, dude!
255
00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:38,017
Good thing I was just
sitting here waiting for you.
256
00:08:38,052 --> 00:08:38,820
What is it?
257
00:08:38,821 --> 00:08:40,705
Someone stole your mom's
recipe box out of my purse!
258
00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:42,655
Oh, no!
259
00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:44,222
How could something like this happen?!
260
00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:45,858
I know! It's so weird!
261
00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:48,560
They didn't take my car keys
or my wallet or my Walkman.
262
00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:50,728
Not all thieves are in it for the money.
263
00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,597
Some are after the hottest food trends.
264
00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:55,366
- Thief-cooks, they're called.
- This was so important to your mom.
265
00:08:55,401 --> 00:08:56,467
She'll never forgive me!
266
00:08:56,502 --> 00:08:59,236
But with me at your
side, we'll find a way.
267
00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,337
You're an amazing human being.
268
00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,106
Must feel good to say it out loud.
269
00:09:03,242 --> 00:09:05,009
Mother, we have some terrible news.
270
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,612
Oh, no. Is it Lyme disease-related?
271
00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,413
I saw a deer on the
way home from the mall.
272
00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,348
It is much worse than a rogue deer.
273
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,418
Worse than a rogue deer that
may or may not have a tick?
274
00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:16,120
What are you trying to tell me, Barry?
275
00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:17,654
Someone stole your
recipes out of my bag.
276
00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:20,223
- No!
- Please, tell me how I can make this right.
277
00:09:20,258 --> 00:09:22,626
Well, you could call all of my relatives
278
00:09:22,661 --> 00:09:23,894
that knew the recipes...
279
00:09:23,929 --> 00:09:25,662
Oh, wait, they're all dead.
280
00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:27,798
Whoa! I'm just thinking out loud,
281
00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:31,034
but I believe my mom knows all
those recipes by heart, yes?
282
00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:33,637
- My broken heart.
- Perhaps if you let my mom teach you
283
00:09:33,672 --> 00:09:35,138
how to cook those recipes,
284
00:09:35,173 --> 00:09:36,974
one of the cornerstones
of caring for me...
285
00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:38,141
then all will be forgiven?
286
00:09:38,176 --> 00:09:39,910
Babe, thank you for
helping us through this.
287
00:09:39,945 --> 00:09:41,478
As we've established, I'm the best.
288
00:09:41,513 --> 00:09:42,646
So, what do you say?
289
00:09:42,681 --> 00:09:44,447
I say...
290
00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:45,616
we better hit the market.
291
00:09:45,651 --> 00:09:47,250
We're gonna need all
their meats and cheeses.
292
00:09:47,285 --> 00:09:48,986
As my mom took Lainey under her wing,
293
00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:50,553
my new look had taken flight.
294
00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:52,723
I had my new hair, studded vest,
295
00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:56,158
and a Black Flag shirt,
which I thought was bug spray.
296
00:09:56,193 --> 00:09:57,927
Goodbye, Sandy from "Grease"!
297
00:09:57,962 --> 00:09:59,328
Hello, Billy Idol!
298
00:09:59,363 --> 00:10:01,731
Whoa! Check out the hot new guy!
299
00:10:01,766 --> 00:10:03,966
I feel threatened, and I
wanna punch your face off.
300
00:10:04,002 --> 00:10:05,101
No, wait! It's me!
301
00:10:05,136 --> 00:10:06,468
Adam? Jackie's boyfriend?
302
00:10:06,504 --> 00:10:08,971
Why didn't you say so? I
almost went to jail just now.
303
00:10:09,007 --> 00:10:10,372
Cool.
304
00:10:10,407 --> 00:10:12,775
If you see Jackie, tell
her I'm in for Saturday night.
305
00:10:12,810 --> 00:10:13,909
Let's burn some rubber.
306
00:10:13,945 --> 00:10:15,377
Wait. You race?
307
00:10:15,412 --> 00:10:16,445
But Jackie said you're, like,
308
00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,614
afraid of birds and have allergies.
309
00:10:18,650 --> 00:10:20,516
Not allergic to speed.
310
00:10:20,551 --> 00:10:22,551
Just cat dander and feather pillows.
311
00:10:22,586 --> 00:10:24,053
What kinda wheels you driving, bro?
312
00:10:24,088 --> 00:10:26,922
I got me a sick wagon, Station style.
313
00:10:26,958 --> 00:10:28,557
Wood panels, bitchin' roof rack.
314
00:10:28,592 --> 00:10:30,659
I got a gnarly Celica ST.
315
00:10:30,694 --> 00:10:31,893
You wanna race for pink slips?
316
00:10:31,928 --> 00:10:33,427
The pinker the better, Holmes!
317
00:10:33,463 --> 00:10:36,865
Sick! I'll spread the word, make
sure the whole school shows up!
318
00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:38,033
Oh, uh, the whole what, now?
319
00:10:38,068 --> 00:10:39,367
Hells yeah. I'm on it.
320
00:10:39,402 --> 00:10:41,602
New Goldberg's got nards, and I like it.
321
00:10:41,638 --> 00:10:42,804
Hope there's no hard feelings
322
00:10:42,839 --> 00:10:45,339
when I smoke you and take your car.
323
00:10:48,078 --> 00:10:50,344
Wait, that's what a pink slip is?!
324
00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:53,148
Ohhhh, balls. This went bad fast.
325
00:10:54,050 --> 00:10:55,501
After going punk for my lady,
326
00:10:55,672 --> 00:10:57,726
all I needed now was badass wheels.
327
00:10:57,899 --> 00:10:58,948
Ah! I hear jingling!
328
00:10:59,149 --> 00:11:00,499
Don't know which moron that is,
329
00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:02,620
but if you want my car,
then take Pops home.
330
00:11:02,655 --> 00:11:03,887
Yeah, I could use a ride.
331
00:11:03,922 --> 00:11:05,389
Ah, come on!
332
00:11:05,424 --> 00:11:07,591
F-Fine. 'Cause I love
you! Let's get moving!
333
00:11:07,627 --> 00:11:09,760
Bup bup! You know all
those paving stones?
334
00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:11,328
You mean the ones Mom
has screamed at you
335
00:11:11,364 --> 00:11:12,528
to return for the last year?
336
00:11:12,564 --> 00:11:13,963
Yeah, load 'em up in the car
337
00:11:13,998 --> 00:11:16,366
and take 'em back to Heckingers
before they close in an hour.
338
00:11:16,401 --> 00:11:18,167
No! Can't I do this another time?
339
00:11:18,202 --> 00:11:20,670
Nah, it'll feel good
to get it off my plate.
340
00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:22,872
Aw, crap!
341
00:11:22,907 --> 00:11:25,375
I accidentally ripped my
purposely ripped jeans!
342
00:11:25,410 --> 00:11:28,745
You actually bought
tattered jeans with holes?!
343
00:11:28,780 --> 00:11:29,812
Who does that?!
344
00:11:29,847 --> 00:11:31,247
Badasses like me.
345
00:11:31,283 --> 00:11:32,515
While I hit a detour,
346
00:11:32,550 --> 00:11:35,184
inside was a race for the perfect Parm.
347
00:11:35,219 --> 00:11:36,552
Okay, here you go.
348
00:11:36,588 --> 00:11:38,053
Pork Parm Wellington.
349
00:11:38,089 --> 00:11:40,657
Attempt number nine, so,
dear God, please like it.
350
00:11:40,692 --> 00:11:42,057
Uh...
351
00:11:42,093 --> 00:11:43,092
Close enough.
352
00:11:43,127 --> 00:11:44,694
Let's just move on to meatloaf burgers.
353
00:11:44,729 --> 00:11:48,530
No! Not till we've perfectly
baked all 53 ingredients.
354
00:11:48,565 --> 00:11:49,831
Or is it 54?
355
00:11:49,866 --> 00:11:52,066
I thought you said you knew
all the recipes by heart.
356
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:53,868
No yenta in the world can remember
357
00:11:53,904 --> 00:11:55,737
every ounce of butter and pinch of salt
358
00:11:55,773 --> 00:11:57,539
that goes into this many dishes!
359
00:11:57,574 --> 00:11:59,341
Can't I just order Barry
Chinese food every night?
360
00:11:59,376 --> 00:12:00,975
You think this is just about cooking?
361
00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:03,912
There is so much more that goes
into taking care of our Barry.
362
00:12:03,947 --> 00:12:06,415
- Like what?
- Washing his Flyers shirts,
363
00:12:06,450 --> 00:12:08,850
flipping his covers
when he sweats at night,
364
00:12:08,885 --> 00:12:11,320
reminding him to make
when he waits too long
365
00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:12,454
and gets plugged up.
366
00:12:12,489 --> 00:12:13,622
What is that? What are you doing?
367
00:12:13,657 --> 00:12:15,256
It's the signal for poo-poos.
368
00:12:15,292 --> 00:12:16,391
You gotta learn the signal.
369
00:12:16,427 --> 00:12:17,492
I don't wanna learn the signal!
370
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,893
Don't make her do the signal, Mom!
371
00:12:18,929 --> 00:12:20,061
She has to learn the signal!
372
00:12:20,096 --> 00:12:21,261
I don't wanna learn the signal.
373
00:12:21,297 --> 00:12:22,630
Now, this hand is the potty,
374
00:12:22,665 --> 00:12:25,232
beckoning the poo-poos, and in they go.
375
00:12:25,267 --> 00:12:26,701
Huh? She's not doing it!
376
00:12:26,736 --> 00:12:28,969
- Of course I'm not doing it!
- Don't turn on each other!
377
00:12:29,004 --> 00:12:32,272
Go back to bonding over food
as I... grab some fresh air.
378
00:12:32,308 --> 00:12:33,407
Be right back.
379
00:12:37,213 --> 00:12:39,847
Hard to run after so much eating!
380
00:12:42,051 --> 00:12:43,784
Dude! Where is the box?
381
00:12:43,820 --> 00:12:44,852
It's on the counter.
382
00:12:44,887 --> 00:12:46,320
Your mom has some real gems in there.
383
00:12:46,356 --> 00:12:48,255
I made a hearty chowder for Erica.
384
00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:49,323
Here, take a spoonful.
385
00:12:49,359 --> 00:12:51,158
No! I don't have time to eat...
386
00:12:51,193 --> 00:12:52,192
Mmm!
387
00:12:52,228 --> 00:12:53,661
Tastes like our summers at the shore.
388
00:12:53,696 --> 00:12:55,695
But enough of your dumb thing.
389
00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:57,564
I need a recipe, stat.
390
00:12:57,599 --> 00:12:59,599
Barry knew there was only one ingredient
391
00:12:59,634 --> 00:13:00,868
that could save his plan.
392
00:13:00,903 --> 00:13:03,003
Meanwhile, the recipe
for a badass drag race
393
00:13:03,038 --> 00:13:05,772
just needed one more thing, me.
394
00:13:05,807 --> 00:13:07,074
Where's Goldnerd?!
395
00:13:07,109 --> 00:13:08,641
I've been revving my
engine for the crowd,
396
00:13:08,677 --> 00:13:09,977
but it's losing its luster!
397
00:13:10,012 --> 00:13:11,945
Wait! Here he comes!
398
00:13:11,981 --> 00:13:14,748
I may have been drag racing like Zuko,
399
00:13:14,783 --> 00:13:17,284
but Greased Lightning I wasn't.
400
00:13:29,030 --> 00:13:30,897
'Sup, people and the place to be!
401
00:13:30,932 --> 00:13:32,599
- Adam?!
- Jack Attack! What's up?
402
00:13:32,634 --> 00:13:34,601
I honestly have no idea.
403
00:13:34,636 --> 00:13:36,703
What is on your body right now?
404
00:13:36,738 --> 00:13:38,638
I kinda ripped my punk-rock jeans
405
00:13:38,673 --> 00:13:39,939
on a jagged paving stone,
406
00:13:39,974 --> 00:13:42,341
so then I ripped off the
other leg to be matchy...
407
00:13:42,377 --> 00:13:43,543
Like a badass.
408
00:13:43,578 --> 00:13:45,578
Okay, but... what's up with your hair?
409
00:13:45,614 --> 00:13:46,979
Just how I roll, bro.
410
00:13:47,015 --> 00:13:49,248
Also, I forgot to wash out the Sun-In,
411
00:13:49,284 --> 00:13:52,552
so then the actual blazing
sun overbaked my head
412
00:13:52,587 --> 00:13:55,789
when I was loading in those
aforementioned paving stones
413
00:13:55,824 --> 00:13:58,190
in the back of my ol'
wood-paneled rocket here.
414
00:13:58,226 --> 00:14:00,527
Okay, but why are you
wearing snow gloves?
415
00:14:00,562 --> 00:14:02,261
Don't own racing gloves,
so I'mma tear it up
416
00:14:02,297 --> 00:14:04,430
in these Freezy Freakies
'cause I'm crazy like that.
417
00:14:04,465 --> 00:14:07,533
Okay, but why did you bring
an old man to a drag race?
418
00:14:07,568 --> 00:14:08,500
That's my boy Al.
419
00:14:08,536 --> 00:14:10,035
Had to drop him off at his sick pad,
420
00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:12,170
but the bumpy car ride
lulled him to sleep...
421
00:14:12,205 --> 00:14:14,105
Which is good, 'cause
he would not approve
422
00:14:14,141 --> 00:14:15,674
of my drag-racing lifestyle.
423
00:14:15,709 --> 00:14:17,576
I don't even know who you are right now.
424
00:14:17,611 --> 00:14:18,677
Looks like you're not the only one
425
00:14:18,712 --> 00:14:20,111
who's changed for the better this year.
426
00:14:20,147 --> 00:14:22,848
Yo, no more stalling. It's go time!
427
00:14:22,883 --> 00:14:24,149
Let's ride.
428
00:14:24,184 --> 00:14:26,418
That day, I wasn't the
only one racing for my life.
429
00:14:26,454 --> 00:14:29,254
"Bring to simmer, caramelize the onions,
430
00:14:29,289 --> 00:14:32,390
sprinkle two pinches of celery salt."
431
00:14:32,426 --> 00:14:33,492
Needs more wrist.
432
00:14:33,527 --> 00:14:35,226
More... wrist.
433
00:14:35,262 --> 00:14:37,128
Forget the signal!
434
00:14:37,164 --> 00:14:38,997
I realized on my walk home
435
00:14:39,032 --> 00:14:41,032
you need to caramelize the onions,
436
00:14:41,068 --> 00:14:44,002
then sprinkle two
pinches of celery... salt.
437
00:14:44,037 --> 00:14:45,603
How do you know about celery salt?
438
00:14:45,638 --> 00:14:48,273
Oh. Um... eater's intuition?
439
00:14:48,308 --> 00:14:50,008
It's my recipe. How did you...
440
00:14:50,043 --> 00:14:51,109
I'll tell you how.
441
00:14:51,144 --> 00:14:52,477
You stole the box, didn't you?
442
00:14:52,512 --> 00:14:53,878
No! Also, yes.
443
00:14:53,913 --> 00:14:55,513
But you told me you
didn't want me to baby you,
444
00:14:55,548 --> 00:14:57,349
- like your mom does.
- And I don't!
445
00:14:57,384 --> 00:14:59,150
- Also, I do.
- Tell you what.
446
00:14:59,186 --> 00:15:00,385
You already have a mom,
447
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:02,387
- and you can keep her!
- No! You're not getting it!
448
00:15:02,422 --> 00:15:04,889
If anything, you're a
smoking-hot mom with benefits!
449
00:15:04,924 --> 00:15:06,057
Ew!
450
00:15:07,527 --> 00:15:11,028
How could this happen to a
boy-king I raised so normally?
451
00:15:12,158 --> 00:15:14,202
It was go time.
452
00:15:14,356 --> 00:15:16,983
Our engines were roaring, and
everything was on the line...
453
00:15:17,164 --> 00:15:19,228
my car, my dignity,
454
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,899
but most importantly,
my future with Jackie.
455
00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:28,500
Listen, I kind of borrowed
this car from my dad,
456
00:15:28,535 --> 00:15:30,235
so it's not really mine to lose.
457
00:15:30,270 --> 00:15:31,236
You get it, right?
458
00:15:31,271 --> 00:15:33,071
The only thing I'm getting is that car.
459
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:34,772
And those tasteful paving stones,
460
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:36,007
which will encourage outdoor living
461
00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:38,275
during the warm summer months.
462
00:15:38,311 --> 00:15:39,376
Ahh!
463
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:51,255
- Whoooo-hoo!
- Ah!
464
00:15:53,193 --> 00:15:54,425
Come on, baby!
465
00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:56,194
Oh, no! This is bullcrap!
466
00:15:56,229 --> 00:15:58,562
I revved so much for the
crowd, I got no gas left!
467
00:15:58,598 --> 00:16:01,699
Push it, baby! I love
you, but only if you win!
468
00:16:15,147 --> 00:16:16,146
Hey, you're cheating!
469
00:16:16,181 --> 00:16:17,881
Said to the barrel and back!
470
00:16:24,523 --> 00:16:28,058
Ponytail losing power.
471
00:16:34,734 --> 00:16:37,033
Jackie! We did it, baby! We won!
472
00:16:37,069 --> 00:16:39,536
Yeah, congratulations on
getting from here to there
473
00:16:39,572 --> 00:16:42,038
slightly quicker than Johnny
was able to push his car.
474
00:16:42,074 --> 00:16:43,574
You mean my car.
475
00:16:43,609 --> 00:16:45,975
Pink slip's mine, Atkins.
I'm taking the Celica.
476
00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:47,209
You can't take the Celica!
477
00:16:47,245 --> 00:16:48,944
You can't take his Celica, Adam.
478
00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:50,246
You can't take the Celica!
479
00:16:50,282 --> 00:16:52,882
- Oh, I'm taking the Celica!
- But it's my mom's!
480
00:16:52,917 --> 00:16:54,850
She needs it to get to the
dental office in the morning.
481
00:16:54,886 --> 00:16:57,820
Hey, you were gonna take my
car and the paving stones.
482
00:16:57,855 --> 00:17:00,089
I just said that for the
pageantry of the event!
483
00:17:00,124 --> 00:17:02,091
Please! My brother has
tennis after school!
484
00:17:02,126 --> 00:17:04,694
Well, he ain't getting
there in my Celica!
485
00:17:04,729 --> 00:17:06,061
You can't take the Celica!
486
00:17:06,097 --> 00:17:09,064
Jackie, your boyfriend's got
a real nasty way about him.
487
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:11,701
This is not my boyfriend.
488
00:17:11,736 --> 00:17:13,569
At least, not the one that I want.
489
00:17:13,605 --> 00:17:16,339
I think it's pretty clear what you want.
490
00:17:16,374 --> 00:17:17,507
And it's not us.
491
00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:19,775
- Why?!
- You went away and changed,
492
00:17:19,810 --> 00:17:21,743
and I'm still the same old Adam.
493
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:24,680
I just loved what we had.
494
00:17:24,715 --> 00:17:26,181
And now it's over.
495
00:17:33,156 --> 00:17:34,356
Hey, Squish.
496
00:17:34,391 --> 00:17:36,090
Now that I got my recipes back,
497
00:17:36,126 --> 00:17:38,927
I thought maybe a little bit
of Mama's cheeseburger pot pie
498
00:17:38,962 --> 00:17:39,994
might cheer you up.
499
00:17:40,030 --> 00:17:41,129
- Not hungry.
- What?!
500
00:17:41,164 --> 00:17:43,732
I've literally never heard you say that.
501
00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:45,033
I just realized me and Lainey
502
00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:47,436
want the complete
opposite kind of marriage.
503
00:17:47,471 --> 00:17:49,338
She wants an equal partnership,
504
00:17:49,373 --> 00:17:52,273
while I want her to tend to
my needs the rest of our days.
505
00:17:52,309 --> 00:17:53,675
There's no right or wrong here.
506
00:17:53,711 --> 00:17:56,510
A good relationship needs a
lot of give-and-take, Barry.
507
00:17:56,546 --> 00:17:58,313
Why can't it be like you and Dad?
508
00:17:58,348 --> 00:18:01,082
You know, where you give and he takes.
509
00:18:02,219 --> 00:18:03,484
I've heard enough, moron.
510
00:18:03,519 --> 00:18:05,320
Not all marriages are the same.
511
00:18:05,355 --> 00:18:07,621
Stop worrying about
what you want to take
512
00:18:07,657 --> 00:18:09,757
and start thinking about
what you want to give.
513
00:18:09,792 --> 00:18:11,392
Wow.
514
00:18:11,427 --> 00:18:14,528
So, maybe... Lainey has a point.
515
00:18:14,564 --> 00:18:15,997
You're right.
516
00:18:16,032 --> 00:18:17,431
I'm lucky I had someone like you
517
00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:19,300
taking care of me my whole life.
518
00:18:20,536 --> 00:18:22,136
I learned from the best...
519
00:18:22,172 --> 00:18:23,872
which means now I can
take care of Lainey.
520
00:18:23,907 --> 00:18:25,606
Wait. You want the box?
521
00:18:25,641 --> 00:18:28,109
Cooking is how our
family shows love, right?
522
00:18:28,144 --> 00:18:30,644
So now it's time I show
Lainey how much I love her.
523
00:18:31,481 --> 00:18:33,881
Although, I could use a few pointers.
524
00:18:35,718 --> 00:18:37,818
And that night, they whisked,
525
00:18:37,854 --> 00:18:39,387
they battered,
526
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,255
they rolled and seasoned,
527
00:18:41,290 --> 00:18:43,023
until they had pork Parm Wellington
528
00:18:43,058 --> 00:18:44,958
fit for a boy-king's queen.
529
00:18:44,994 --> 00:18:46,427
♪ ...white wedding ♪
530
00:18:48,798 --> 00:18:52,966
♪ It's a nice day to start again ♪
531
00:18:53,002 --> 00:18:54,301
Hey.
532
00:18:54,336 --> 00:18:56,003
Believe me, the last
thing I want right now
533
00:18:56,038 --> 00:18:57,438
is your mom's cooking.
534
00:18:59,409 --> 00:19:01,208
Actually...
535
00:19:01,243 --> 00:19:03,610
I made it for you.
536
00:19:03,645 --> 00:19:06,178
You really think cooking me one
dinner is gonna change anything?
537
00:19:06,214 --> 00:19:07,380
It's not about this one.
538
00:19:07,416 --> 00:19:08,848
It's about the next thousand.
539
00:19:08,884 --> 00:19:10,349
I just...
540
00:19:10,385 --> 00:19:13,085
- God, this sounds so stupid.
- No, say it.
541
00:19:13,121 --> 00:19:15,955
Every day, you take care
of me just by being you.
542
00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:20,059
And... I realized
543
00:19:20,094 --> 00:19:23,362
now it's my job to take care of you.
544
00:19:23,398 --> 00:19:25,698
How about we just take
care of each other?
545
00:19:25,734 --> 00:19:26,966
Deal.
546
00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:30,537
♪ It's a nice day
for a white wedding ♪
547
00:19:33,308 --> 00:19:35,675
Winner! Number 1.
548
00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:37,209
A winner.
549
00:19:38,313 --> 00:19:39,745
Dude.
550
00:19:39,780 --> 00:19:41,147
You suck at driving.
551
00:19:41,182 --> 00:19:42,748
How'd you know I'd be here?
552
00:19:42,783 --> 00:19:44,450
Because it's the Bazaar-nival.
553
00:19:44,485 --> 00:19:45,818
I knew you wouldn't miss it.
554
00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:49,155
It turns out the Bazaar-nival
is not that many parts fun.
555
00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:51,657
It's completely lame. And so am I.
556
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:53,559
I never said it was lame.
557
00:19:53,594 --> 00:19:55,361
And I certainly never asked you
558
00:19:55,396 --> 00:19:57,163
to cut your jeans into Daisy Dukes.
559
00:19:57,198 --> 00:19:58,831
I know!
560
00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:02,801
I just loved that I actually
found someone out there
561
00:20:02,837 --> 00:20:04,536
who was just like me,
562
00:20:04,572 --> 00:20:06,772
someone who could geek out
over a good Bazaar-nival.
563
00:20:06,807 --> 00:20:09,976
Adam, even though I changed
a bit over the summer
564
00:20:10,011 --> 00:20:12,011
doesn't mean we're not the same.
565
00:20:12,046 --> 00:20:15,146
And nothing will ever change
the way I feel about you.
566
00:20:15,182 --> 00:20:17,082
- Really?
- I will always love
567
00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:19,618
my allergenic, Bazaar-nival-loving,
568
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:20,953
nerd boyfriend.
569
00:20:22,456 --> 00:20:25,256
♪ It's a nice day to start again ♪
570
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,925
Sure, change is scary.
571
00:20:26,961 --> 00:20:28,994
Sometimes we're so desperate
to hold on to the past
572
00:20:29,029 --> 00:20:31,663
that we lose sight of who we really are.
573
00:20:31,699 --> 00:20:34,165
But in the end, when we open our hearts
574
00:20:34,201 --> 00:20:37,703
to accept those we love
most for who they really are,
575
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:39,972
a little change can be a wild ride
576
00:20:40,007 --> 00:20:42,007
that stays with you forever.
577
00:20:42,042 --> 00:20:44,009
_
578
00:20:44,044 --> 00:20:45,343
- Can I come in?
- Never.
579
00:20:45,379 --> 00:20:48,679
No. This is so teenagery...
580
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,181
- Is it?
- ...that I don't want any recording
581
00:20:50,217 --> 00:20:52,350
- of it on any kind of tape.
- Yeah, I wouldn't do that to you.
582
00:20:53,196 --> 00:20:55,165
Hi. I'm with the real Jackie Geary,
583
00:20:55,312 --> 00:20:57,033
Adam's high school girlfriend,
584
00:20:57,183 --> 00:20:58,861
and we have some questions for you.
585
00:20:58,896 --> 00:21:02,130
- I'm ready.
- Now, were you into theater and movies
586
00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:04,032
and all the geeky stuff Adam is into?
587
00:21:04,068 --> 00:21:05,835
Or were you just going along with it?
588
00:21:05,870 --> 00:21:08,036
I was also a big geek. Yeah.
589
00:21:08,072 --> 00:21:10,873
I was into different
geeky stuff sometimes,
590
00:21:10,908 --> 00:21:13,409
like "Star Trek" being
better than "Star Wars."
591
00:21:13,444 --> 00:21:15,745
Turns out Jackie likes "Star Trek"
592
00:21:15,780 --> 00:21:16,979
more than "Star Wars"!
593
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:19,214
Adam remembers you
going from theater geek
594
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:21,384
to cool, fringy New York City girl.
595
00:21:21,419 --> 00:21:22,885
Who did I think I was?
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