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[spooky theme]
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♪
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♪
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♪
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[evil laughter]
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My name is Lyle VelJohnson
and I was born alone.
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Sure, I have a mother,
and a father,
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but they are more interested
in anything else than me.
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I played alone,
ate dinner alone,
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got tortured at school
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and realized that it wasn't me
all of those years.
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It was my parents.
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You ungrateful little shit!
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We go out of our way to find
a date for you for the prom
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and this is how you behave?
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Violet Meyers?
Violet Meyers!
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She's the most popular girl
in school.
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Then you should be thanking us.
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Learn to accept
a little charity, Lyle.
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Hmm.
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Or at least pity.
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I don't want to have
to get you a hooker.
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Hm.
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Why do you always do this
to me?
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You always try
to control my life.
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Well, if we thought you had the
guts to talk to her instead of
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just spying on her with that
telescope in your bedroom
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maybe we wouldn't have
to get involved.
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Why do you even care?
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No son of mine is gonna be
stuck at home on prom night!
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You're a VelJohnson, dammit!
We're men of action.
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Men of action.
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Ever since the first,
VelJohnson
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bought his way
onto the Mayflower.
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We settle for nothing
but the best.
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And I'll be damned if our family
bloodline dies with you.
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At this rate we may as well
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give your inheritance
to the cat.
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Mmmhmm.
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-Isn't that right, Churchill?
-[kisses]
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You love that stupid cat
more than you love me.
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It earned our love.
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What have you ever done?
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I hate you.
I hate this family.
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[cat snarling]
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Are you pissing on my...
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Get out of here, Churchill!
Out!
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[cat hisses]
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Ah! You little shit!
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-[cat meows]
-[bell rings]
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Churchill, oh, Churchill dear!
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Lyle, have you seen Churchy?
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Uh, no.
Not since last night.
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What on earth are you wearing?
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It's my outfit for prom.
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Uh...
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-You look like a serial killer.
-Hmm.
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I look cool.
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Not wearing that you don't.
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What have you gotten into?
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Please don't touch me.
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Or what?
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Please.
He hasn't got the guts.
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You don't know what
I'm capable of doing.
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You better be capable of
going back to your room
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and getting changed.
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Your mother already picked out
your clothes.
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This is what I'm wearing.
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Hey!
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Go!
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You don't want to keep
Violet waiting.
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[bell rings]
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Meow, meow, meow.
Churchy!
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Psst, psst, psst.
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There, don't you look handsome?
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Now, that's a VelJohnson.
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You and Violet might even
win prom king and queen.
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Oh, they already voted on that.
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Then demand a recount, dammit.
That's what a man would do.
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[clock chimes]
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Oh, it's 7:00.
She'll be here any minute.
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Places, everyone!
[snaps fingers]
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[clock chimes]
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[snaps fingers]
Stand up straight.
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Don't slouch, boy.
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[exhales]
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[clock ticks]
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[clock chimes]
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[phone rings]
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[voicemail] This is Viviane...
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Voicemail, again.
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The Meyers are avoiding us,
Archibald.
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No, darling.
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They're not avoiding us,
they're avoiding him.
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-[cell phone rings]
-Oh!
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-Hello.
-[Viviane] Gloria.
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Viviane, how lovely
to hear from you.
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[Viviane] I wish I could say
the same.
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We are wondering
when Violet might...
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[Viviane] Oh, she's gone.
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[Gloria] Oh, she's already left?
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[Viviane] Two hours ago.
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Two hours ago?
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[Viviane] Mmmhmm.
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[Gloria] But we had a deal.
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[Viviane] Oh.
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Archibald and I made
a very sizable investment
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to your husbands company.
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Stood up.
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No one has ever stood up
a VelJohnson.
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[exhales]
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Of course.
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What else did I expect
from my son.
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Who would ever want to go out
with such a weak, stupid,
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sniveling little weirdo
like you?
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Oh really?
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What are you gonna do?
Hit me?
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You don't have the guts.
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[chilling music]
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I've had enough!
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Agh!!
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Uhhh.
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You idiot!
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It was your job to sharpen
the sword!
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You can't even kill me right!
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[grunts]
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What on earth have you done?
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[gasps]
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You've ruined my entire
living room set!
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You little shit!
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Shut up. Shut up!
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Ahhhhh!!!!!
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[screaming]
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[splash]
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[Lyle crying]
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[splash]
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[cat meows]
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[exhales]
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[clattering sounds]
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Who's there?
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Hello?
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[door creaking]
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[meows]
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[shaky breathing]
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[shaky breathing]
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[dramatic music]
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Dad?
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Mom?
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[groaning]
You...
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Don't think you're gonna
get away with this, do you?
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You were always an emotionally
stunted, spoiled brat.
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You're a screw-up.
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How dare you kill us?
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[screaming]
No!
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[cell phone alarm]
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Out of bed boy!
That's no way to seize the day.
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Your snoring's getting worse.
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When my father built this
fortune on 15 minutes...
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I think you might
have sleep apnea like
your great uncle, Roy.
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Oh, really?
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You're never gonna get anywhere
doing that kind of stuff.
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Go!
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Oh god, you are a fat slob.
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Don't forget the whitener.
Women, they notice a smile.
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What are you doing?
You're making a mess.
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Look at the mess you're making.
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Ew. Lyle, your teeth
are just disgusting.
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It's a waste of the water bill!
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Oh, you're never gonna find
a girlfriend
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when you're dressed
like that.
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...Jesus.
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Oh.
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Wolf shirt again?
Not really a chick magnet, boy.
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How about a nice button up?
We can go shopping.
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Feel free to use the card.
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As if he doesn't already.
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[laughing]
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-[Gloria] Don't we know it.
-[Archibald] Really.
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Carbs, carbs, more carbs.
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Oh, you're never gonna get
a woman with that beer belly.
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Oh, look. She's pretty.
Quick, go and talk to her!
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Dammit boy, you killed me and
now you're killing my gene pool!
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Ah!
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Honey, did you just
Patrick Swayze that box?
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[laughing]
I think I did!
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Oh!
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Will you shut up?!
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[Gloria] Scared another
woman away.
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I'm here to shop,
not talk to women.
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[Archibald] You never talk
to women.
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Because you're always
talking to me.
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Well, maybe we could
finally move on
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if you could just find
a girl and settle down.
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Oh, look.
There's another one.
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[Gloria] Hello!
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Is that Violet Meyers?
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[Both] Violet!
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[Gloria] Oh, she's got
a lot of nerve-
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[Archibald] I'd like to give her
a piece of my mind.
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-[Gloria] ... shopping here.
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I thought she moved
to New York.
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Wow. Even more beautiful
now than in high school.
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I wonder if she remembers me.
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Don't even think about it!
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What? You're always saying
how I need to talk to girls.
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Not this one.
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It's her fault we're dead!
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No, it's my fault you're dead.
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Uh, she saw me.
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[both]
Run!
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[crashing]
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-[groans] Oh...
-Are you alright?
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Yeah, I'm ok.
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Oh my god! Lyle?
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It's me, Violet Meyers.
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I used to live across the lake
from your family.
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Oh, I, uh, I know. Hi.
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Came to mock our family more?
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-We remember you, harlot.
-Mmmhmm.
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I well, I just wanted to...
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-[Gloria]Drop dead.
-[Archibald] Go to hell!
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Apologize for standing you up
at prom in high school.
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[laughs]
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Oh, please. That was like
four years, three months,
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two days ago.
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Really, it was no big deal,
actually.
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-No big deal?
-Unbelievable!
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Your mom gave my mom
an earful.
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Said that you were devastated.
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Did she?
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God, your parents
must just hate me.
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How are they?
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[both] Don't tell her
we're dead!
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They're... dead.
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-Oh!
-Agh!
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Oh. I'm so sorry.
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Not as much as me.
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I can't believe you're going
on a date with that snake.
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She's poison, boy.
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-Hm.
-Hm.
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We're only looking out
for your best interest.
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You mean your best interest?
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I've been waiting for this date
my entire life
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and all you care about
is the VelJohnson name.
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Oh, that's a good look.
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Yes, wear that one.
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I really need this, ok?
I've never... you know.
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Oh, we know.
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So then leave me alone
for once.
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It's not like women just come
knocking on my front door.
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[knocking]
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Afternoon.
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I'm Special Agent Ella,
this is Special Agent Mann.
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Is this the VelJohnson
residence?
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Uh, yes. That's me.
I live here.
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Anyone else?
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-Who is it?
-This better not be a charity.
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Uh, no. No one.
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What about Gloria and Archibald
VelJohnson?
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Oh, my parents?
Yes, they live here too.
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But they're on vacation.
In Switzerland.
263
00:12:59,882 --> 00:13:00,918
Hm.
264
00:13:02,609 --> 00:13:03,506
Do you happen to know
265
00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:05,819
if they invested in Midwich
Financial?
266
00:13:06,095 --> 00:13:06,958
Who are you, the tax man!
267
00:13:06,993 --> 00:13:07,683
Well, that is none
of your business!
268
00:13:07,717 --> 00:13:09,547
[both] Lyle, tell her to leave!
269
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,791
They don't really talk to me.
270
00:13:15,311 --> 00:13:16,450
Have your parents
give me a call
271
00:13:16,485 --> 00:13:18,211
when they're back from vacation.
272
00:13:19,074 --> 00:13:20,144
Will do.
273
00:13:20,178 --> 00:13:21,421
Have yourself a good day.
274
00:13:21,455 --> 00:13:22,456
You too.
275
00:13:23,768 --> 00:13:26,219
How long do you think you can
keep up this vacation charade
276
00:13:26,253 --> 00:13:28,083
before the IRS gets wise?
277
00:13:28,117 --> 00:13:30,050
I told you boy, you need
to get smart.
278
00:13:30,085 --> 00:13:31,362
You need to cover your tracks.
279
00:13:31,396 --> 00:13:33,295
You need to move our money
into your name.
280
00:13:33,329 --> 00:13:34,192
Mmmhmm.
281
00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:35,607
I need to go on a date.
282
00:13:35,642 --> 00:13:36,919
[exasperated sigh]
283
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,888
I'm surprised you came out
with me.
284
00:13:39,922 --> 00:13:41,268
What?
285
00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:43,167
Did you think I was
gonna stand you up?
286
00:13:43,201 --> 00:13:44,478
[laughing]
287
00:13:44,513 --> 00:13:47,930
Ouch. Ok. I deserve that.
Fair.
288
00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:51,382
I was just some spoiled rich kid
back in high school.
289
00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:53,591
But, I've done a lot of
growing up since then.
290
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,352
I guess losing everything
will do that to you.
291
00:13:57,112 --> 00:13:59,079
So, you didn't win prom queen?
292
00:14:01,461 --> 00:14:02,911
You really don't know, do you?
293
00:14:03,601 --> 00:14:05,258
It was like the gossip
of the town.
294
00:14:06,293 --> 00:14:08,157
I don't really talk to anyone.
295
00:14:09,676 --> 00:14:11,643
My dad turned out to be
a con man.
296
00:14:11,678 --> 00:14:12,679
[gasps]
297
00:14:12,713 --> 00:14:15,095
I knew it! I knew he was
a fraud!
298
00:14:15,993 --> 00:14:17,477
He ran a ponzi scheme.
299
00:14:17,511 --> 00:14:19,651
Midwich Financial
or something stupid.
300
00:14:19,686 --> 00:14:24,070
Oh, right. Yeah, I think
my parents were investors.
301
00:14:24,104 --> 00:14:26,382
Everyone's parents
were investors.
302
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:29,144
He scammed this whole town
out of millions.
303
00:14:29,178 --> 00:14:31,318
We lost everything in court.
304
00:14:32,561 --> 00:14:35,150
I came back from New York
to try and help him, but...
305
00:14:36,185 --> 00:14:37,152
He was a wreck.
306
00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:40,914
He just disappeared.
Presumed dead by suicide.
307
00:14:41,604 --> 00:14:43,883
My mother drank herself to death
shortly after.
308
00:14:44,711 --> 00:14:47,024
Well, if I had a family like
hers I'd kill myself too.
309
00:14:47,058 --> 00:14:47,576
Mom!
310
00:14:48,749 --> 00:14:52,132
Moms are so tough to lose.
311
00:14:53,168 --> 00:14:54,031
I know.
312
00:14:55,204 --> 00:14:56,205
Not like this.
313
00:14:58,138 --> 00:15:00,244
I've never told anyone
this before,
314
00:15:00,278 --> 00:15:04,593
but my parents were...
murdered.
315
00:15:05,076 --> 00:15:07,044
-Are you out of your mind?
-Do you want to go to jail?
316
00:15:07,078 --> 00:15:09,011
By each other.
317
00:15:09,046 --> 00:15:09,943
[both] What?!
318
00:15:10,461 --> 00:15:12,325
They caught each
other cheating.
319
00:15:12,359 --> 00:15:16,225
They were both real big sluts.
320
00:15:18,193 --> 00:15:20,195
It was just one orgy.
321
00:15:20,229 --> 00:15:23,646
I don't like talking about it
because... it hurts.
322
00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:27,098
Lyle, I'm so sorry.
323
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:31,068
It's hard for people like us.
324
00:15:31,758 --> 00:15:33,553
Walking through life
with that kind of pain.
325
00:15:35,555 --> 00:15:38,144
But if you find
the right person,
326
00:15:38,178 --> 00:15:40,249
it can make it feel like
a walk in the park.
327
00:15:40,284 --> 00:15:41,250
[retching]
328
00:15:41,285 --> 00:15:43,977
You know, it was really nice
talking to you.
329
00:15:44,012 --> 00:15:46,669
Usually my past
scares guys off.
330
00:15:46,704 --> 00:15:49,672
Well, I'm not a guy
who scares easily.
331
00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:04,032
[squelching]
332
00:16:10,279 --> 00:16:11,349
Oh, my god.
333
00:16:14,663 --> 00:16:16,665
[chuckles]
334
00:16:25,812 --> 00:16:28,988
[indistinct TV sounds]
335
00:16:46,212 --> 00:16:47,592
[chuckles]
336
00:16:57,775 --> 00:16:58,776
[chuckling]
337
00:17:25,319 --> 00:17:26,320
Ahhhhh...
338
00:17:31,464 --> 00:17:34,260
Psst! Now, go.
Come on, get!
339
00:17:34,605 --> 00:17:36,848
Get up! Come here.
Come on!
340
00:17:42,406 --> 00:17:44,787
[peaceful music]
341
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:56,558
So, this is where it
all happened?
342
00:17:57,524 --> 00:17:59,457
Where what happened?
Nothing happened!
343
00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:01,425
Where I stood you up for prom.
344
00:18:02,736 --> 00:18:05,084
Oh. Right.
345
00:18:06,223 --> 00:18:07,638
Well, hopefully you think of
something else
346
00:18:07,672 --> 00:18:08,880
that happened here.
347
00:18:09,605 --> 00:18:11,193
Even if it was four years
too late.
348
00:18:12,332 --> 00:18:13,678
It was worth the wait.
349
00:18:19,857 --> 00:18:21,755
Lyle, that investigator
is back!
350
00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:23,136
Run for the hills, boy.
351
00:18:23,171 --> 00:18:24,551
[knocking]
352
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,519
Are you expecting someone?
353
00:18:27,554 --> 00:18:30,419
Uh... Just wait here a sec.
354
00:18:32,663 --> 00:18:36,149
Good morning, Mr. VelJohnson.
Parents back from vacation yet?
355
00:18:36,184 --> 00:18:37,495
Vacation? What the hell
are you
356
00:18:37,530 --> 00:18:38,945
In Switzerland, as I recall.
357
00:18:38,979 --> 00:18:40,671
Right. Switzerland.
358
00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:43,432
Yes. My parents extended
their stay.
359
00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:46,228
They probably won't be back
until next year.
360
00:18:46,263 --> 00:18:47,678
At the earliest.
361
00:18:47,712 --> 00:18:49,852
Nice property.
Beautiful lake.
362
00:18:50,957 --> 00:18:53,925
Yeah? Never really
noticed it much.
363
00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:59,793
I get seasick, so just looking
at the lake makes me sick.
364
00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:04,419
Well, let me know
when your parents pop up.
365
00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:06,559
Of course.
366
00:19:10,494 --> 00:19:12,185
So your parents are
on vacation?
367
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:13,704
You told me they were dead.
368
00:19:13,738 --> 00:19:15,568
Was that a lie just so
you could get close to me?
369
00:19:15,602 --> 00:19:18,226
No. Not exactly.
370
00:19:18,571 --> 00:19:19,503
What does that mean?
371
00:19:19,537 --> 00:19:20,538
You wouldn't understand.
372
00:19:20,573 --> 00:19:21,539
Oh.
373
00:19:21,574 --> 00:19:22,920
So now you think I'm stupid?
374
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,956
Yes. I mean, no.
375
00:19:24,991 --> 00:19:26,751
[both laughing]
376
00:19:26,786 --> 00:19:29,375
Ok. Well what exactly happened
to your parents then, Lyle?
377
00:19:31,618 --> 00:19:32,654
It's complicated.
378
00:19:34,828 --> 00:19:35,864
Violet, wait!
379
00:19:36,485 --> 00:19:38,487
Bravo!
380
00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:41,594
We certainly don't need to worry
about her anymore.
381
00:19:41,628 --> 00:19:42,733
[laughing]
382
00:19:45,563 --> 00:19:47,289
[muffled screaming]
383
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,223
It's for the best, my boy.
384
00:19:50,258 --> 00:19:51,776
She wasn't good enough for you.
385
00:19:55,297 --> 00:19:57,472
-Wasn't good enough for me?
-Hm.
386
00:19:58,473 --> 00:19:59,922
My entire life,
387
00:19:59,957 --> 00:20:03,374
you kept telling me how I wasn't
good enough for anything.
388
00:20:03,409 --> 00:20:05,342
I wasn't good enough for school.
389
00:20:05,859 --> 00:20:07,413
I wasn't good enough for sports.
390
00:20:07,447 --> 00:20:09,346
I wasn't a good enough son.
391
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:13,798
But now I finally meet someone
who makes me happy
392
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,835
and she isn't good enough
for me?
393
00:20:21,289 --> 00:20:22,600
What's even the point anymore?
394
00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:26,363
[ominous music]
395
00:20:26,397 --> 00:20:27,467
What is he doing?
396
00:20:34,957 --> 00:20:37,546
I should have done this
a long time ago.
397
00:20:39,341 --> 00:20:40,342
[both] No!
398
00:20:46,072 --> 00:20:47,487
Lyle, please don't.
399
00:20:50,421 --> 00:20:51,388
We're so sorry.
400
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:53,597
We don't want you to end up
like us.
401
00:20:55,323 --> 00:20:56,013
Dead?
402
00:20:57,566 --> 00:20:58,602
Lifeless.
403
00:21:00,742 --> 00:21:03,054
We only ever cared about
our reputation,
404
00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:05,574
even when it made us unhappy.
405
00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:10,407
We never even thought about
what you wanted.
406
00:21:12,961 --> 00:21:15,481
All I ever wanted was for you
to be proud of who I was.
407
00:21:16,758 --> 00:21:18,277
Not who you wanted me to be.
408
00:21:20,762 --> 00:21:23,316
We are proud of you, son.
409
00:21:32,877 --> 00:21:36,674
You know, I always wanted
to kill my old man.
410
00:21:37,986 --> 00:21:39,367
But I never had the guts.
411
00:21:40,022 --> 00:21:41,334
[laughing]
412
00:21:41,369 --> 00:21:43,440
I wasn't a man of action.
Not like you.
413
00:21:45,649 --> 00:21:47,547
Now, go.
414
00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:50,309
Talk to her.
415
00:21:51,068 --> 00:21:52,414
You mean it?
416
00:21:52,449 --> 00:21:53,312
Oh.
417
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,729
When you love someone,
you don't let them go.
418
00:21:57,868 --> 00:21:59,110
You hold onto them.
419
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:02,113
Forever.
420
00:22:12,641 --> 00:22:13,470
Hey.
421
00:22:17,715 --> 00:22:21,857
When I was a kid,
I hated my parents.
422
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,757
I used to wish they were dead.
423
00:22:26,517 --> 00:22:28,726
And when it finally happened,
424
00:22:29,658 --> 00:22:34,801
I didn't feel the sense
of relief, joy and sadness.
425
00:22:36,527 --> 00:22:38,529
I just felt dead.
426
00:22:40,462 --> 00:22:44,121
Cause it was never really them
I hated, it was me.
427
00:22:46,951 --> 00:22:51,542
I guess sometimes I say they're
still alive to protect myself...
428
00:22:52,129 --> 00:22:54,165
um, emotionally.
429
00:22:56,478 --> 00:22:59,136
But what I should be
protecting is this.
430
00:23:02,450 --> 00:23:05,832
What I'm trying to say is,
when I'm with you,
431
00:23:05,867 --> 00:23:07,593
I don't feel dead.
432
00:23:12,701 --> 00:23:15,911
The office of the Castlerock
County registrar recorder
433
00:23:15,946 --> 00:23:18,604
hereby grants the license
of marriage
434
00:23:18,638 --> 00:23:23,678
to Mr. and Mrs. Lyle
and Violet VelJohnson.
435
00:23:24,955 --> 00:23:26,681
I love the sound of that name.
436
00:23:34,274 --> 00:23:35,068
Whoo.
437
00:23:41,696 --> 00:23:46,045
Now, Gloria, we agreed to leave
Lyle alone on his wedding night.
438
00:23:46,079 --> 00:23:47,080
Oh, alright.
439
00:23:47,115 --> 00:23:49,117
There better be grandchildren
when come back.
440
00:23:49,151 --> 00:23:50,705
Did you ever think about
having a second child?
441
00:23:50,739 --> 00:23:51,913
Oh! Not after Lyle.
442
00:23:51,947 --> 00:23:54,467
The little bastard nearly gnawed
my tits off.
443
00:24:02,924 --> 00:24:05,029
[laughing]
444
00:24:05,064 --> 00:24:08,032
Oh. That wine sure packs
a punch.
445
00:24:08,895 --> 00:24:11,657
It's a family vintage.
Special just for this occasion.
446
00:24:11,691 --> 00:24:12,865
[laughing]
Hm.
447
00:24:13,969 --> 00:24:15,971
Come on, let's party like
we're in high school.
448
00:24:17,594 --> 00:24:19,941
I never went to any parties
in high school.
449
00:24:19,975 --> 00:24:22,115
Well that's because you were
a creepy fucking loser.
450
00:24:23,013 --> 00:24:23,876
What?
451
00:24:24,739 --> 00:24:25,567
Everybody hated you
in high school.
452
00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:28,052
You can understand why
I stood you up.
453
00:24:28,087 --> 00:24:29,675
I had a reputation to uphold.
454
00:24:30,572 --> 00:24:31,711
I'm a Meyers.
455
00:24:32,194 --> 00:24:34,231
I still have a reputation
to uphold.
456
00:24:38,649 --> 00:24:39,788
I don't feel too good.
457
00:24:40,099 --> 00:24:41,859
You'll never understand
how hard it was
458
00:24:41,894 --> 00:24:43,689
when my dad lost everything.
459
00:24:43,723 --> 00:24:44,655
How could you?
460
00:24:44,690 --> 00:24:46,001
You never had to downgrade
your lifestyle.
461
00:24:46,036 --> 00:24:47,278
You kept your money.
462
00:24:47,969 --> 00:24:51,835
You know, it got so bad for us
that in the end,
463
00:24:51,869 --> 00:24:54,769
my parents life insurance policy
was the only money we had left.
464
00:24:56,253 --> 00:24:57,910
They were worth more dead
than they were alive.
465
00:24:59,808 --> 00:25:01,603
[police radio chatter]
466
00:25:02,915 --> 00:25:05,504
Oh! Archibald, they found us.
467
00:25:07,229 --> 00:25:09,991
Well, if that's us,
then who's that?
468
00:25:19,034 --> 00:25:19,863
Oh.
469
00:25:30,598 --> 00:25:31,564
Gotcha.
470
00:25:32,461 --> 00:25:34,291
Faking Dad's disappearance
was easy.
471
00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:38,019
Everyone already expected him
to take the cowards way out.
472
00:25:38,053 --> 00:25:39,848
Mom was a little more difficult.
473
00:25:39,883 --> 00:25:43,645
She always insisted on
pouring her own drink.
474
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,682
Of course, the money
from their insurance pay out
475
00:25:45,716 --> 00:25:48,201
was bound to dry out
and what was I gonna do?
476
00:25:48,236 --> 00:25:49,858
Get a job?
477
00:25:49,893 --> 00:25:51,170
What? No.
478
00:25:51,204 --> 00:25:53,655
Being wealthy, there's no fun
in working for it.
479
00:25:55,277 --> 00:25:56,796
No hard feelings.
480
00:25:57,625 --> 00:25:58,660
It's just business.
481
00:26:00,731 --> 00:26:01,870
He should be dead by now.
482
00:26:02,388 --> 00:26:04,286
Are you sure poison
doesn't expire?
483
00:26:04,321 --> 00:26:07,151
Nonsense.
It ages, like a cognac.
484
00:26:07,773 --> 00:26:09,602
Cognac doesn't age,
you putz.
485
00:26:09,637 --> 00:26:11,017
What are you two doing here?
486
00:26:11,052 --> 00:26:13,710
I told you to leave me alone
until the job was done.
487
00:26:13,744 --> 00:26:16,575
In a minute the VelJohnson
fortune is going to be ours.
488
00:26:17,092 --> 00:26:18,197
[chuckling]
489
00:26:20,233 --> 00:26:21,269
What's so funny?
490
00:26:22,650 --> 00:26:27,344
I... killed... my... parents.
491
00:26:28,138 --> 00:26:29,795
Aw, how sweet.
492
00:26:29,829 --> 00:26:31,348
I guess we do have something
in common.
493
00:26:32,314 --> 00:26:39,045
The IRS doesn't know.
Everything is in their name.
494
00:26:40,668 --> 00:26:41,910
Oh, dear.
495
00:26:41,945 --> 00:26:43,705
What does that mean, Daddy?
496
00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:47,226
Well, sweetie, if he hasn't
inherited anything that means...
497
00:26:49,021 --> 00:26:51,644
You get nothing.
498
00:26:52,369 --> 00:26:53,853
Lyle, run!
Violet killed her...
499
00:26:55,268 --> 00:26:56,235
Viviane.
500
00:26:56,269 --> 00:26:57,685
Gloria?
501
00:26:57,719 --> 00:26:58,686
Chester!
502
00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,963
Archibald.
503
00:27:00,688 --> 00:27:01,723
[both] Lyle!
504
00:27:02,172 --> 00:27:03,069
Daddy, what's happening?
505
00:27:03,104 --> 00:27:04,864
Your in-laws are here.
506
00:27:05,693 --> 00:27:06,832
[hissing]
507
00:27:07,315 --> 00:27:08,834
I think we should
be going now.
508
00:27:08,868 --> 00:27:10,111
Uh, what about the money?
509
00:27:10,145 --> 00:27:12,182
I didn't marry this worm
to leave empty-handed.
510
00:27:12,216 --> 00:27:21,087
You... killed... my... baby!!!
511
00:27:23,089 --> 00:27:26,092
[ghostly screaming]
512
00:27:29,509 --> 00:27:31,684
[distant screaming]
513
00:27:39,934 --> 00:27:42,730
[screaming]
514
00:27:48,252 --> 00:27:50,151
We almost had her dead
to rights.
515
00:27:50,185 --> 00:27:52,084
Now she's just... dead.
516
00:27:56,744 --> 00:27:59,850
Sir, I think the other suspect's
coming around.
517
00:28:01,369 --> 00:28:05,269
Mr. VelJohnson, can you speak?
Can you tell us what happened?
518
00:28:06,374 --> 00:28:08,479
Just a few more minutes, Mom.
519
00:28:13,036 --> 00:28:15,452
Hey. What's with the cuffs?
520
00:28:16,902 --> 00:28:21,354
It was Violet.
She poisoned me.
521
00:28:22,010 --> 00:28:23,391
Is that why you killed her?
522
00:28:23,425 --> 00:28:24,806
She tried to double-cross you
523
00:28:24,841 --> 00:28:26,739
after you helped her
bump off her parents?
524
00:28:26,774 --> 00:28:30,053
What? No.
525
00:28:30,087 --> 00:28:35,886
I only killed my parents.
They forgave me.
526
00:28:35,921 --> 00:28:36,887
It's all good.
527
00:28:38,026 --> 00:28:40,166
You have the right
to remain silent.
528
00:28:40,201 --> 00:28:43,791
Anything you say will be used
against you in a court of law.
529
00:28:44,170 --> 00:28:46,414
[Violet] Lyle... Lyle can you
hear me?
530
00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:50,867
Violet, you came back!
531
00:28:50,901 --> 00:28:51,902
Yes, I did.
532
00:28:53,145 --> 00:28:54,456
And I'm gonna make the rest
of your life a living hell,
533
00:28:54,491 --> 00:28:55,734
you little worm!
534
00:28:56,251 --> 00:28:57,390
[Gloria] I told you...
535
00:28:57,425 --> 00:28:59,565
[Archibald] Look at the mess you
got yourself into, boy.
536
00:28:59,599 --> 00:29:02,085
He should be grateful that
she let him go past first base.
537
00:29:02,119 --> 00:29:03,465
How dare you insult
my sweet little Violet?
538
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,916
[voices overlapping]
539
00:29:05,951 --> 00:29:11,094
No! No!!!!!!
540
00:29:13,165 --> 00:29:15,512
[voices overlapping]
541
00:29:31,597 --> 00:29:34,773
[chilling music]
542
00:29:46,370 --> 00:29:49,442
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
543
00:29:50,512 --> 00:29:51,928
You lucky dog, you.
544
00:29:52,549 --> 00:29:54,793
Ok. [laughs] Alright.
Thanks.
545
00:29:55,932 --> 00:29:59,142
I present Mr. and Mrs.
David Higgins.
546
00:29:59,176 --> 00:30:00,868
[Wedding March plays]
♪
547
00:30:00,902 --> 00:30:02,939
[applause]
548
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,598
You're a fool for marrying
this grifter.
549
00:30:07,633 --> 00:30:09,877
You should have stuck
with your own kind.
550
00:30:09,911 --> 00:30:10,532
[scoffs]
551
00:30:13,190 --> 00:30:14,882
You better get used to me,
sweetie.
552
00:30:14,916 --> 00:30:16,297
You heard what
the preacher said.
553
00:30:16,331 --> 00:30:17,850
It's till death do us part, hm?
554
00:30:19,231 --> 00:30:20,611
[laughs]
Hey!
555
00:30:20,646 --> 00:30:22,821
[bells tolling]
556
00:30:23,994 --> 00:30:27,584
We sadly lay to rest,
David Higgins.
557
00:30:29,068 --> 00:30:32,106
Generous husband,
loving father.
558
00:30:33,452 --> 00:30:39,630
Successful entrepreneur with a
tremendous passion for hunting.
559
00:30:41,322 --> 00:30:44,049
I will not read Isaiah 57.
560
00:30:44,981 --> 00:30:48,087
You know, he left
you everything.
561
00:30:50,089 --> 00:30:53,610
Sweet David.
I don't care about the money.
562
00:30:53,644 --> 00:30:58,926
That's lovely to hear because
I'm his state administrator
563
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:02,446
and as long as I'm around,
you won't see a penny.
564
00:31:03,206 --> 00:31:05,173
Beyond caring for
my granddaughter,
565
00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:08,659
you no good gold-digging hussy.
566
00:31:10,075 --> 00:31:11,559
[thunder crashing]
567
00:31:11,593 --> 00:31:13,492
[sniffling]
568
00:31:18,497 --> 00:31:21,258
What in the hell are you
breaking up with me for?
569
00:31:21,293 --> 00:31:23,329
I didn't say I was breaking up
with you, Benny.
570
00:31:23,364 --> 00:31:24,399
I said I'm dumping you.
571
00:31:25,469 --> 00:31:26,539
Thanks, Carla.
572
00:31:26,574 --> 00:31:27,540
[scoffs]
573
00:31:27,575 --> 00:31:30,164
Do you mind? This is
a private conversation.
574
00:31:30,198 --> 00:31:31,579
Honey, I've heard it
all before.
575
00:31:31,613 --> 00:31:33,615
Meh. Go back
to slinging hash.
576
00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:36,308
She's doing you a favor,
pal.
577
00:31:38,551 --> 00:31:39,414
Can you believe this?
578
00:31:39,449 --> 00:31:41,175
What in the hell are you
dumping me for?
579
00:31:41,589 --> 00:31:43,004
Mommy, I have to go potty.
580
00:31:44,212 --> 00:31:46,594
Ruby, I told you like a hundred
times to call me Marcia.
581
00:31:46,628 --> 00:31:48,527
Never forget.
I'm only your step-mother.
582
00:31:48,561 --> 00:31:51,116
I'm really much more of a
slightly older sister figure.
583
00:31:51,150 --> 00:31:52,117
Yes, Marcia.
584
00:31:52,151 --> 00:31:53,325
Yeah, see? There you go.
585
00:31:53,359 --> 00:31:56,224
Hey! [snaps]
Hey, Carla...
586
00:31:56,259 --> 00:31:57,639
Can you show her to
the powder room please?
587
00:31:58,778 --> 00:32:00,125
Right this way, baby.
588
00:32:07,408 --> 00:32:09,306
Ok, look.
589
00:32:09,341 --> 00:32:12,723
I... I mean, what is with
the sudden change of heart?
590
00:32:12,758 --> 00:32:14,725
Hm, let's see.
591
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,487
Uh, maybe since the lumber
tycoon I thought I was dating
592
00:32:17,521 --> 00:32:20,283
turned out to be a broke
Christmas tree farmer.
593
00:32:20,317 --> 00:32:21,422
Sugar daddy my ass.
594
00:32:21,456 --> 00:32:23,458
You could barely afford
that sandwich, let alone me.
595
00:32:23,493 --> 00:32:24,597
Ok. Alright.
596
00:32:24,632 --> 00:32:28,567
So, I exaggerated my dating
profile a little bit.
597
00:32:28,601 --> 00:32:31,018
-[scoffs]
-I still spoil you best I can.
598
00:32:31,052 --> 00:32:32,191
[chuckles]
599
00:32:32,226 --> 00:32:33,986
You and I clearly have two
very different definitions
600
00:32:34,021 --> 00:32:35,332
of spoiling, hm?
601
00:32:37,127 --> 00:32:39,612
Look, I am stuck with this brat
since my old man expired.
602
00:32:39,647 --> 00:32:41,787
I need a partner who can
provide for me
603
00:32:41,821 --> 00:32:44,065
the lifestyle that
I'm accustomed to.
604
00:32:44,686 --> 00:32:47,034
You know what?
I'll get a second job, baby.
605
00:32:47,068 --> 00:32:48,311
[laughs]
606
00:32:48,345 --> 00:32:50,209
And where would you find
the time, "baby", huh?
607
00:32:50,244 --> 00:32:52,418
When you're not wasting
your life playing pine trees,
608
00:32:52,453 --> 00:32:54,662
you're out all night doing
god only knows what, Benny
609
00:32:54,696 --> 00:32:56,284
So, no, no.
610
00:32:56,319 --> 00:32:58,321
You want me?
Stop chasing your tail.
611
00:32:58,355 --> 00:33:00,012
Aim higher and...
612
00:33:00,047 --> 00:33:01,531
[chuckles]
613
00:33:01,565 --> 00:33:03,429
Get yourself a bigger
bank account, hm?
614
00:33:03,843 --> 00:33:05,190
You know, that
greedy disposition
615
00:33:05,224 --> 00:33:07,364
is gonna bite you in the ass
one day, Marcia.
616
00:33:07,399 --> 00:33:08,365
Right in the ass.
617
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,504
You're better off, Benny.
618
00:33:09,539 --> 00:33:11,575
That one there's
a real black widow.
619
00:33:11,610 --> 00:33:14,095
Took my brother Earl
for every penny he had
620
00:33:14,130 --> 00:33:15,510
then just up and left him.
621
00:33:15,545 --> 00:33:17,409
He died of a broken heart
thanks to you!
622
00:33:17,443 --> 00:33:19,066
Oh, don't give yourself
a heart attack.
623
00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:21,275
You don't want to join your
brother before your time, hm?
624
00:33:21,309 --> 00:33:22,276
Come on, let's go!
625
00:33:22,310 --> 00:33:23,277
Hey, hey, Carla.
626
00:33:24,416 --> 00:33:25,313
Bye, Benny.
627
00:33:25,348 --> 00:33:26,349
Eyes forward.
628
00:33:26,694 --> 00:33:27,557
Don't worry.
629
00:33:28,420 --> 00:33:29,731
She'll get what she has
coming to her.
630
00:33:31,561 --> 00:33:33,528
[cell phone ringing]
631
00:33:38,292 --> 00:33:39,293
Hello?
632
00:33:39,638 --> 00:33:40,604
[Mrs. Brown] Mrs. Higgins?
633
00:33:41,709 --> 00:33:43,745
Yeah. Yeah, who's this?
634
00:33:44,367 --> 00:33:46,610
This is Mrs. Brown
from Enliven credit.
635
00:33:46,645 --> 00:33:49,682
I'm calling in regards to your
revolving card payment.
636
00:33:49,717 --> 00:33:51,339
According to our records
you're three months behind...
637
00:33:51,374 --> 00:33:53,134
[muffled strange sounds]
638
00:33:54,584 --> 00:33:55,481
Ugh!
639
00:33:56,551 --> 00:33:58,036
[fake crying]
640
00:34:00,141 --> 00:34:01,384
[knocking]
641
00:34:01,418 --> 00:34:02,557
Oh, Christ! What?!
642
00:34:03,627 --> 00:34:05,698
There's no more cereal.
643
00:34:06,251 --> 00:34:08,735
-Eat the left overs!
-Ok, mommy...
644
00:34:09,875 --> 00:34:11,049
Marcia.
645
00:34:12,739 --> 00:34:13,741
[sighs]
646
00:34:15,225 --> 00:34:17,364
[cell phone ringing]
647
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:18,366
[groans]
648
00:34:18,849 --> 00:34:19,609
Listen!
649
00:34:19,643 --> 00:34:21,783
Hello? This is Wilfred Byrn,
650
00:34:21,818 --> 00:34:24,234
the caretaker for
Ms. Belinda Higgins.
651
00:34:24,268 --> 00:34:26,271
I'm looking for Marcia Higgins.
652
00:34:26,304 --> 00:34:28,411
Yeah? This is she.
653
00:34:28,445 --> 00:34:31,241
Ms. Higgins, I'm afraid I have
some bad news.
654
00:34:31,275 --> 00:34:32,862
Yeah, yeah, I bet you do.
655
00:34:32,898 --> 00:34:35,418
Listen, will you kindly tell
that old hag that...
656
00:34:35,452 --> 00:34:37,315
Excuse me, miss,
I'm sorry to report
657
00:34:37,351 --> 00:34:40,353
that Madame's health
has taken a turn.
658
00:34:40,388 --> 00:34:41,803
Meaning?
659
00:34:41,838 --> 00:34:43,909
I'm afraid it's cancer.
660
00:34:43,943 --> 00:34:45,186
She's currently getting
treatment,
661
00:34:45,221 --> 00:34:48,879
but her long-term outlook
is looking a bit grim.
662
00:34:48,914 --> 00:34:51,399
Like she's not gonna
get better?
663
00:34:51,434 --> 00:34:53,677
Well, there's always the hope.
664
00:34:53,712 --> 00:34:54,885
Sadly, the doctor tells us
665
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,302
that it's only a matter
of months before...
666
00:34:57,336 --> 00:34:58,475
She's dead?
667
00:34:59,338 --> 00:35:00,891
[laughing]
668
00:35:00,926 --> 00:35:04,412
[fake crying] I mean,
that's so heartbreaking.
669
00:35:04,447 --> 00:35:06,863
She's requested to spend time
with her granddaughter
670
00:35:06,897 --> 00:35:08,589
while she convalesces.
671
00:35:08,623 --> 00:35:10,936
Would it be possible for you
to bring young Ruby
672
00:35:10,970 --> 00:35:12,869
up to Madame's Lake View Estate?
673
00:35:12,903 --> 00:35:14,491
[laughs]
Oh, yeah, hell yeah it
would!
674
00:35:14,526 --> 00:35:19,807
I mean... [clears throat]
I mean, why yes, of course.
675
00:35:19,841 --> 00:35:22,499
I am sure that the little
dickens would just be thrilled
676
00:35:22,534 --> 00:35:25,813
to spend time with her dear
old granny, yeah.
677
00:35:25,847 --> 00:35:27,780
Perfect.
How soon can you be here?
678
00:35:27,815 --> 00:35:31,577
Uh, we could leave as early
as tomorrow afternoon?
679
00:35:31,612 --> 00:35:34,546
Splendid. We'll expect to see
you sometime in the evening.
680
00:35:34,580 --> 00:35:36,375
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
681
00:35:36,410 --> 00:35:39,654
Hey, Wilfred, she does know
682
00:35:39,689 --> 00:35:43,210
that I'm gonna be with
darling Ruby, yeah?
683
00:35:43,244 --> 00:35:45,936
The maid is preparing
the guest house as we speak.
684
00:35:45,971 --> 00:35:51,252
Maid? Ok. Yeah, great, perfect.
Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
685
00:35:51,287 --> 00:35:52,322
Goodbye.
686
00:35:53,841 --> 00:35:55,187
[laughs]
687
00:35:56,326 --> 00:35:59,605
She's gonna inherit it all.
We're gonna get it all!
688
00:36:00,261 --> 00:36:02,263
[laughs]
I'm gonna be rich!
689
00:36:02,712 --> 00:36:06,440
[laughs] Oh, thank you god,
thank you! Yes! Yes!
690
00:36:06,474 --> 00:36:08,407
Oh! Kid! Kid!
691
00:36:08,442 --> 00:36:11,962
Come here, pack your bags.
To grandmother's house we go!
692
00:36:11,997 --> 00:36:14,344
[laughs]
Yes!
693
00:36:14,379 --> 00:36:16,277
[laughing]
694
00:36:16,898 --> 00:36:18,590
[whistling]
695
00:36:23,319 --> 00:36:27,495
I got bread and jelly and I even
made Granny some cookies.
696
00:36:28,565 --> 00:36:30,671
-You know how to bake cookies?
-Yeah.
697
00:36:30,705 --> 00:36:31,775
Alright then.
698
00:36:34,019 --> 00:36:34,709
[chuckles]
699
00:36:35,710 --> 00:36:38,575
Alright, pick up
your doll there.
700
00:36:40,577 --> 00:36:43,960
Alright. Let's go.
I gotta do everything.
701
00:36:44,892 --> 00:36:59,803
♪
702
00:36:59,838 --> 00:37:02,323
♪
703
00:37:02,358 --> 00:37:03,566
♪
704
00:37:07,363 --> 00:37:08,985
Why are we going to Granny's?
705
00:37:10,607 --> 00:37:15,371
Uh, well, the truth is, Ruby,
your granny isn't doing so well.
706
00:37:15,405 --> 00:37:16,475
She's sick?
707
00:37:16,889 --> 00:37:18,236
Yeah, you could say that.
708
00:37:19,789 --> 00:37:21,515
Is she gonna die?
709
00:37:23,586 --> 00:37:24,656
How would I know?
710
00:37:25,104 --> 00:37:27,797
First Mommy died,
then Daddy.
711
00:37:27,831 --> 00:37:29,730
If Granny goes to heaven,
712
00:37:29,764 --> 00:37:31,663
you'll be the only family
I have.
713
00:37:32,457 --> 00:37:34,735
Yeah. Yeah, don't remind me.
714
00:37:35,598 --> 00:37:37,358
[Ruby sniffles]
715
00:37:38,428 --> 00:37:41,431
Oh, don't get all weepy.
You have Ethel, huh.
716
00:37:43,399 --> 00:37:45,677
Can you be Ethel's
slightly older sister?
717
00:37:45,711 --> 00:37:47,713
Uh, if you promise to shut up.
Yeah.
718
00:37:47,748 --> 00:37:48,852
Forever.
719
00:37:48,887 --> 00:37:49,991
Don't push it.
720
00:37:51,303 --> 00:37:55,825
I know I'm not supposed to say,
but... I wish you were my mommy.
721
00:37:57,136 --> 00:37:57,999
Yeah.
722
00:37:58,034 --> 00:37:59,415
[nervous laughter]
723
00:37:59,449 --> 00:38:02,487
Well, I'm not.
So, sorry kid.
724
00:38:02,521 --> 00:38:04,385
I'm just not the motherly type,
you know?
725
00:38:05,455 --> 00:38:18,468
♪
726
00:38:18,503 --> 00:38:21,333
♪
727
00:38:23,922 --> 00:38:26,925
[radio] It's a beautiful Friday
night up here in Coyote Canyon.
728
00:38:26,959 --> 00:38:30,584
A terrific break from all that
heavy rain we've been having.
729
00:38:30,618 --> 00:38:32,793
Tomorrow's highs
will be in the 70s,
730
00:38:32,827 --> 00:38:34,657
lows in the 50s.
731
00:38:34,691 --> 00:38:36,314
Let's get back to the music.
732
00:38:37,763 --> 00:38:39,489
Ruby, listen.
733
00:38:39,938 --> 00:38:40,973
[growling]
734
00:38:41,008 --> 00:38:42,803
-[tires squeal]
-[screaming]
735
00:38:44,701 --> 00:38:45,737
[crash]
736
00:38:49,879 --> 00:38:51,881
[panicked breathing]
737
00:38:59,889 --> 00:39:01,166
Did, did you see that?
738
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,409
No.
739
00:39:03,858 --> 00:39:06,171
Ok. It's Coyote Canyon.
740
00:39:06,205 --> 00:39:10,382
It's a coyote, that's all.
It's a coyote. Ok.
741
00:39:11,763 --> 00:39:14,800
[engine starts]
[engine revs]
742
00:39:22,774 --> 00:39:23,775
Ok.
743
00:39:27,019 --> 00:39:28,124
I hate this day.
744
00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:29,781
Alright.
745
00:39:35,718 --> 00:39:39,929
Ok, come on. Oh, this
is not happening!
746
00:39:47,488 --> 00:39:49,870
Oh! Ok.
747
00:39:53,736 --> 00:39:54,564
Marcia!
748
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:55,841
Sh! Hold on!
749
00:39:55,876 --> 00:39:56,670
Marcia!
750
00:39:56,980 --> 00:39:57,774
Yes, yes!
751
00:39:57,809 --> 00:39:58,982
Marcia, behind you!
752
00:39:59,017 --> 00:39:59,638
Um...
753
00:39:59,673 --> 00:40:00,639
Marcia!
754
00:40:00,674 --> 00:40:01,537
[growling]
755
00:40:01,571 --> 00:40:04,091
-[screaming]
-[growling]
756
00:40:04,850 --> 00:40:05,817
Marcia!
757
00:40:07,025 --> 00:40:08,233
Not tonight, pal!
758
00:40:08,267 --> 00:40:09,959
[zapping]
759
00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:19,175
Come here.
760
00:40:19,209 --> 00:40:21,246
[frightened panting]
761
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:25,043
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Where did he go?
762
00:40:25,802 --> 00:40:26,838
What is it?
763
00:40:27,045 --> 00:40:28,460
I don't know.
I don't know.
764
00:40:28,874 --> 00:40:31,636
Shh. I can assure you
that was no coyote.
765
00:40:32,568 --> 00:40:33,914
Oh god. Okay.
766
00:40:33,948 --> 00:40:35,087
[crying]
767
00:40:35,122 --> 00:40:36,641
Don't cry, we're gonna be ok,
alright?
768
00:40:36,675 --> 00:40:37,849
Because you know why?
769
00:40:37,883 --> 00:40:39,713
Cause you and I,
we're tough broads, right?
770
00:40:39,747 --> 00:40:40,472
Ok.
771
00:40:42,094 --> 00:40:43,199
-[growling]
-[crashing]
772
00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:44,545
[screaming]
773
00:40:45,995 --> 00:40:47,237
[growling]
774
00:40:47,272 --> 00:40:50,862
-[screaming]
-[growling]
775
00:40:54,141 --> 00:40:55,487
[glass shatters]
776
00:40:55,522 --> 00:40:56,592
Oh, my god!
777
00:40:56,626 --> 00:40:58,076
[screaming]
778
00:41:03,771 --> 00:41:04,634
Ruby!
779
00:41:08,051 --> 00:41:10,571
[dramatic music]
780
00:41:16,025 --> 00:41:17,060
Ruby?
781
00:41:18,027 --> 00:41:19,131
[door closes]
782
00:41:21,789 --> 00:41:22,756
Ruby!
783
00:41:24,309 --> 00:41:25,206
[dramatic music]
784
00:41:25,241 --> 00:41:26,484
Ruby!
785
00:41:28,209 --> 00:41:29,176
Ruby!
786
00:41:36,804 --> 00:41:38,806
Help! Help me!
787
00:41:40,083 --> 00:41:40,981
Help me!
788
00:41:44,778 --> 00:41:46,987
-Marcia!
-Benny? Benny!
789
00:41:48,091 --> 00:41:51,888
Oh, Benny, you have to help me!
Radio the, radio the Sheriff!
790
00:41:51,923 --> 00:41:53,338
What in the hell are you doing
out here, girl?
791
00:41:53,372 --> 00:41:56,341
We have to find Ruby!
We gotta get outta here!
792
00:41:56,375 --> 00:41:57,998
What are you talking about?
793
00:41:58,032 --> 00:42:01,104
There was a thing, it ran out
in front of the car!
794
00:42:01,139 --> 00:42:03,210
And it tried to rip us
to shreds!
795
00:42:03,244 --> 00:42:04,314
Us? Who's us?
796
00:42:04,349 --> 00:42:08,111
Ruby! He yanked her right
out of the goddamn car!
797
00:42:08,146 --> 00:42:09,596
Woah, where is she?
798
00:42:09,630 --> 00:42:11,908
It took her!
Call the police.
799
00:42:11,943 --> 00:42:13,323
We, we ought to get out of here.
800
00:42:13,358 --> 00:42:14,739
What did you do to her?
801
00:42:14,773 --> 00:42:16,603
I didn't do anything to her!
Look at my car!
802
00:42:16,637 --> 00:42:20,054
I'm telling you, there is
some "thing" out here!
803
00:42:20,089 --> 00:42:22,816
Listen to me, numb-nuts, her
grandmother's about to croak.
804
00:42:22,850 --> 00:42:25,335
We were on our way up
to Lakeview to see her
805
00:42:25,370 --> 00:42:27,648
and this beast, it just, it ran
in front of the car
806
00:42:27,683 --> 00:42:31,169
and I got stuck and it attacked
us and it took her.
807
00:42:31,203 --> 00:42:33,827
And then, I don't even know
what would have happened if...
808
00:42:37,313 --> 00:42:38,728
Wait a minute.
809
00:42:41,248 --> 00:42:42,214
You!
810
00:42:42,249 --> 00:42:44,872
Ok, so not only am I not
rich enough for you,
811
00:42:44,907 --> 00:42:48,566
I'm now a monster?
Just calm down.
812
00:42:48,945 --> 00:42:50,671
Ok, look. Why don't you
get in your car,
813
00:42:50,706 --> 00:42:52,259
lock your door
814
00:42:52,293 --> 00:42:55,331
and I'll radio the Sheriff and
then I'll pull you out of this.
815
00:42:55,365 --> 00:42:56,297
You better!
816
00:42:58,437 --> 00:42:59,611
Hurry up.
817
00:43:00,785 --> 00:43:02,165
I'm not a monster.
818
00:43:03,201 --> 00:43:06,135
[Benny] Hey Marge, might need
a hand out here.
819
00:43:06,169 --> 00:43:08,620
[Marge] 10-4. We'll send a unit
right up, Benny.
820
00:43:08,655 --> 00:43:11,830
Hey, uh, thanks Marge.
Just around the bend.
821
00:43:11,865 --> 00:43:13,660
About a mile south of the farm.
822
00:43:13,694 --> 00:43:17,180
[Marge] Copy. That full moon
sure is wreaking havoc tonight.
823
00:43:17,215 --> 00:43:18,078
Y'all stay safe.
824
00:43:18,112 --> 00:43:20,080
Uh-huh.
You too, gorgeous.
825
00:43:20,321 --> 00:43:21,702
[radio static]
826
00:43:21,737 --> 00:43:22,496
Hello?
827
00:43:24,429 --> 00:43:27,812
Monster. I'll give you
a monster.
828
00:43:27,846 --> 00:43:28,744
[Marcia] I heard that!
829
00:43:30,815 --> 00:43:32,161
[engine starts]
830
00:43:32,195 --> 00:43:35,647
Alright, hold on now.
Just need to back up the truck.
831
00:43:44,414 --> 00:43:45,933
[exhales]
832
00:43:48,936 --> 00:43:50,041
Benny!
833
00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:53,389
Come on.
834
00:43:54,252 --> 00:43:55,840
Ah, you moron!
835
00:44:02,156 --> 00:44:03,330
[horn honks]
Benny!
836
00:44:10,371 --> 00:44:11,234
Benny?
837
00:44:15,307 --> 00:44:18,379
[radio] Hey Benny, Earl is on
the way and he's got the chains.
838
00:44:18,414 --> 00:44:19,760
Benny, come on!
839
00:44:21,762 --> 00:44:23,005
What are you waiting for?
840
00:44:24,075 --> 00:44:25,248
[screaming]
841
00:44:29,943 --> 00:44:32,773
[heavy breathing]
842
00:44:37,053 --> 00:44:38,089
[growling]
843
00:44:38,848 --> 00:44:41,264
[screaming]
844
00:44:44,164 --> 00:44:47,029
[frantic breathing]
845
00:44:57,418 --> 00:44:58,937
[whimpering]
846
00:45:00,318 --> 00:45:01,181
Ruby?!
847
00:45:05,116 --> 00:45:06,186
[growling]
848
00:45:07,325 --> 00:45:08,188
[yelling]
Ruby!
849
00:45:11,156 --> 00:45:12,192
Ruby!
850
00:45:14,056 --> 00:45:15,782
[growling]
851
00:45:18,474 --> 00:45:19,717
I said not tonight!
852
00:45:20,165 --> 00:45:21,373
[growling]
853
00:45:26,516 --> 00:45:29,934
This is for screwing up our trip
to grandmother's house
854
00:45:29,968 --> 00:45:33,178
and this is for trying
to kill my fucking kid!
855
00:45:34,870 --> 00:45:35,525
Yeah!
856
00:45:39,357 --> 00:45:40,220
Are you hurt?
857
00:45:41,462 --> 00:45:42,532
Don't worry.
858
00:45:43,257 --> 00:45:44,914
Mommy's here for you, ok?
859
00:45:46,605 --> 00:45:47,883
Alright, come on.
860
00:45:48,262 --> 00:45:49,436
Let's get in the car.
Come on.
861
00:45:51,990 --> 00:45:54,303
Carla? From the diner?
862
00:45:54,337 --> 00:45:56,029
Your brother was a limp dick.
863
00:46:08,558 --> 00:46:11,009
[ominous music]
864
00:46:31,961 --> 00:46:34,343
[giggles]
865
00:46:37,035 --> 00:46:39,589
[peaceful music]
866
00:47:07,894 --> 00:47:10,448
[growling]
867
00:47:10,482 --> 00:47:12,588
Why mommy, what big eyes
you have.
868
00:47:12,622 --> 00:47:14,314
Now, we can be together forever.
869
00:47:14,348 --> 00:47:18,180
[screaming]
870
00:47:18,214 --> 00:47:20,354
[screaming]
871
00:47:22,632 --> 00:47:31,434
[screaming]
872
00:47:38,372 --> 00:47:47,519
♪
873
00:47:47,554 --> 00:47:49,383
[thunder crashes]
874
00:47:49,418 --> 00:48:04,329
♪
875
00:48:04,364 --> 00:48:14,374
♪
876
00:48:14,408 --> 00:48:24,349
♪
877
00:48:24,384 --> 00:48:34,394
♪
878
00:48:34,428 --> 00:48:44,369
♪
879
00:48:44,404 --> 00:48:48,477
♪
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