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Really worried, Mac.
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I hope he's okay.
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Good news?
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No news.
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Bad news.
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You are in big trouble, Dan.
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Me? Hold a second. I'm not taking the
rap for this.
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Are we going to start session before I
retire?
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What's going on around here?
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Nothing. Everything's fine. Bull's fine.
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You're all lying.
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Where's Bull?
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Who?
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Hairless, Caucasian, low-slung brow,
purple bone, crushing jaw.
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Oh, that Bull.
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Well, he, well, Bella, Bull, anybody
want to jump in here?
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Dan, why don't you just tell us where
Bull is?
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Do I have to?
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Okay, all right, all right. To make a
long story short, Bull has been sort of,
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um, uh, what's that word? Uh, you know,
kidnapped?
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Kidnapped? Well, you know, kidnapped is
too strong a word. I think Shanghai is
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more appropriate. Yeah, that's it. Bull
was Shanghai.
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What was Bull doing in China?
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Here's a dollar. Buy a clue.
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Tell him what happened, Dan.
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All right, well, last night, Bull was
abducted from the bachelor party Harry
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threw for him.
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Me? That was your party, pal.
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You're the one who almost got us all
barbecued.
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Barbecued? I still can't get the smell
of broiled naugahyde out of my mustache.
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Well, what did you know? You were too
busy doing your homework.
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Pardon me, but I had to finish my term
paper. It's due today.
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Now it looks like a map of the
Ponderosa.
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Excuse me. Well, you certainly seem to
be enjoying yourself before the
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explosion.
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Explosion? You know, there's gonna be
another explosion around here if
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somebody doesn't tell me what happened.
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All right, all right, I'll tell you what
happened.
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It all started last night while Mac and
I were doing the preparations for Bull's
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bachelor party. And everything was going
just hunky-dory until Dan showed up and
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butted in.
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Crepe paper and streamers?
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Check.
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Non-alcoholic beverages?
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Check.
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Scarves, handcuffs, and a rabbit?
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Yep. I figure once the party gets warmed
up, we'll do a magic show. Magic?
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Oh, that's too bad. And I gotta leave
early to finish my term paper. Darn.
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Hi, guys.
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What's this?
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Who's bachelor party?
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Oval team?
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Cheetos.
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A book of scary stories.
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It's not a bachelor party. That's a Girl
Scout jamboree.
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Come on, fellas, the man is getting
married. Do you have any idea what that
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means?
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Steady sex.
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Yeah, for a month.
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Come on, guys, a bachelor party is the
time to rally around the groom before he
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is snatched by matrimony's grim reaper.
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And this little coffee clash you're
putting together here just won't do.
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All right, my duty's clear. I'll take it
from here, boys.
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Dan, I don't think Bull would like your
kind of party. Yes, he will.
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I'll start by booking a suite at the
Trump Plaza in Atlantic City. Atlantic
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City? Oh, you can count me out. I got a
paper due tomorrow on the Miranda Act.
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You're in luck. We can catch Miranda's
act in the butts-up doc review.
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Terry, do you think we can make popcorn
strings tonight?
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Change of plans, Bull.
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I'm replacing the popcorn strings with
G-strings.
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Don't you let Dan railroad you. This is
your party and you can do whatever you
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want. Can we still watch the Ten
Commandments?
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Better. We can break seven of them.
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Gee, I don't know, Dan.
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Well, Mac and I did a lot of work
preparing for your party.
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In fact, I was going to do a little
magic show for you.
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So, when do we leave?
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Right after session. In the meantime,
I'm going to charter us a party bus.
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Hello, Candy's Bikini Lines?
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Dot your engines.
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You mean you actually rented a sleazy
party bus?
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Sleazy? That was the best luau bus money
could rent.
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I know. I've been on them all.
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Luau bus? You guys drove to Hawaii?
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I don't have a clue, do I?
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Oh, it was awesome.
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That stupid bus had sand on the floor,
flaming tiki torches, and some tropical
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drink that tasted like pineapple juice
and turpentine. That was our
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complimentary vodka zombie punch.
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Two sips and you can raise the dead.
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You should have just stayed home.
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Oh, is that so? If I remember correctly,
you were one pretty happy guy when you
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won the limbo contest.
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The limbo contest?
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Yeah, and he only won because he
cheated.
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I did not.
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Did... We all saw your butt print in the
sand, Harry.
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That is such a lie.
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All right, all right. Knock it off.
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What happened to Bull?
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Well, there was an unexpected change in
plans.
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Wow, so this is Trump Plaza.
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No, Bull.
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This is Dump Plaza.
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Well, this is quaint.
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Now, come on, guys. Even though we
didn't make it to Atlantic City, we can
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party hardy right here in, um... Where
are we?
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We are stranded somewhere near the
Jersey Turnpike, Dan. And I don't feel
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much like partying with my turnpaper
steel smoldering.
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Come on, come on, come on, guys. Are we
going to let one little fender bender...
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All right, fine. We're going to let one
little exploding bus ruin this bachelor
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party?
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Hey, hey, thanks for the lift, good
buddy.
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Yeah.
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Huh?
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It's a good thing that truck driver
braked for good-looking legs, or we'd
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still be running from that burning heap
of twisted metal.
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No, we could be... in my place right
now, safe and sound, playing per quacky.
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But no.
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Dan had to ignite the vodka punch.
Excuse me.
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It was this little weasel who slapped
the lit cigar out of my mouth.
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Look, as I explained to you before the
fiery holocaust, public transportation
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code prohibits smoking on domestic bus
rides.
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Not to excuse Dan, but that code does
not...
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applied a privately chartered vehicle.
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Up yours.
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Gee, Dan, I'm having a great time.
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How'd you know I always dreamed of
riding on an exploding bus?
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There you are, Fielding.
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You owe me $125,000.
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Candy, how do you figure?
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You blew up my bus for crying out loud.
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There's nothing left except this.
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Well, considering the fact that we
didn't make it to Atlantic City, I would
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say you were in breach of contract.
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But I know how you can make it up. Why
don't you dance for us?
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I want my money now, Fielding. And 15
bucks each for the shirt.
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Candy, all of our money was cremated in
the backdraft after the explosion.
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The only thing we have left is my
Players International card. Great.
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I'll use it to get me a lawyer so I can
sue your butt.
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think we have a good case.
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Leaving so soon?
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Oh, shut up.
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Well, she's not going to stay in
business long with that attitude.
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Look what I managed to save from the
burning wreckage.
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Well done, Will.
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Well done.
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Of course he's well done.
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were shooting a hundred feet into the
sky.
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We left the crater in the turnpike.
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Cows died.
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I should have never come here with you
losers.
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I want to go back to New York.
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Now! Oh, stick around, Oscar.
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It can't get any worse.
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I should believe you.
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You said... we were going to be eating
marshmallow s'mores, drinking club soda,
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and watching the Ten Commandments. Well,
that's what we were going to do until
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Dan ruined the whole evening. Hold on a
second here. The evening is not ruined.
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We still have the VCR, huh? Give it up,
Fielding. It's over. It isn't. It is. It
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isn't. It is.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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Fighting won't get us anywhere.
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Now, let's just take a deep breath and
calm down, okay? Oh. Come on. Come on.
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There, there. Now we can think straight.
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You know what?
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You do have attractive legs.
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This is crazy.
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We gotta call for help. Somebody give me
change.
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I would, but my coins are still glowing
red hot.
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Doesn't that hurt?
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You bet.
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All right, all right.
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Desperate times call for desperate
measures.
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This is my lucky mercury head dime.
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It was given to me by Professor Brust,
my mentor.
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It was given to him by Clarence Darrow,
his mentor.
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Take it, Bull.
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Find a pay phone. Call N-Y-P-D.
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Get help.
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Okay.
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All right, come on, come on. Sound like
there's a party on its feet.
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All right, help me hook this VCR up.
Hey, Will, you still got that tape? No,
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right here, boss.
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I salvaged just a good one.
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Sex piano.
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I saw that one. It's very predictable.
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I don't believe you, Dan.
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Everything that we've been through, and
you still want to see a sex video. Oh,
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Harry, come on. I mean, what do you want
me to say?
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, you're sorry?
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You're sorry? Hey, look at my term
paper.
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All my work just for messing up in
smoke. I can't turn this in tomorrow.
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I'm going to fail.
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Very pathetic.
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Quite pathetic.
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I'll tell you what, Matt. With my legal
expertise, I'll help you get that term
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paper into shape.
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Really? Hey, thanks, Oscar.
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Sure. First, get some motel stationery.
A letterhead always looks good.
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That's a good idea, Oscar.
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Matt? Yeah?
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Don't you think I'm more qualified to
help than Oscar?
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You've never been interested in my work
before.
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You never asked. Well, you never
offered. I would have. I called NYPD and
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they said they'll get here, but it'll
take a little time.
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Hey, if we're going to watch TV, I have
to hold a clicker.
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You try me, Oscar. You really try me.
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I don't want to watch this. It's
disgusting. It's demeaning. And it's
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showtime.
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My name is Bondage.
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Jane Bondage.
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Uh-oh, uh-oh. I think we overloaded the
circuit.
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Oh, what else could go wrong?
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You know that woman I almost married?
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Yeah. I think I just saw her in that
video.
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You saw Margaret in a pornographic
video?
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Yep, I'd recognize those dimples
anywhere.
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Which one?
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So, your bus blows up, you get stuck in
a run-down motel room, there's a
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blackout, and that's when Bull's
kidnapped?
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Not even close.
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That's why I never sit the bus.
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So there we were, stuck in hell,
listening to Lisette's boyfriend
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reminisce about his pathetic childhood.
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So at the crack of dawn...
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On Christmas morning, I leapt out of
bed.
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And I woke up all of my brothers and
sisters.
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And we ran downstairs.
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And there he was.
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The old fat man himself.
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My pop.
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Holding the empty leash.
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It was true.
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He put our poodle Cha-Cha to sleep.
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Oh, that was close.
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I almost lost Oscar's reflection on
probable cause.
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Hey, there we go. It was just a faulty
diode and a condenser.
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All right, let's see this tape.
Absolutely not, sir. This machine's
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already responsible for blacking out
half of New Jersey. I don't care. I'm
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sorry, sir. The maintenance man's code.
I'm sworn to protect the entire
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northeastern electrical grid wherever I
may be.
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Give me that tape, please.
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Do you think the video store will notice
I didn't rewind this?
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Hey, Harry, for what it's worth, I don't
think it was her.
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You're probably right, Mac.
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It wasn't Margaret.
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You're wrong, Mac. I'm positive it was
her.
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Just trying to back you up, Harry.
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Way to go, Bull.
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I'm gonna work on my paper.
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Oh, boys!
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This is our lucky day.
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Some luck. I just found out that this
motel has a 24-hour Moroccan coffee
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shop. It's called Lil' Bit of Tunis.
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I got us a lil' something to go.
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Well, I love Moroccan food.
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I hate Moroccan food. I love feta cheese
and falafel. No, no. Moroccan food is
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dishes like stuffed grape leaves and
tabbouleh. Can you please keep it down?
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I'm trying to work.
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Wait, I thought Moroccan food was stuff
like tacos and burritos.
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No, that's California food.
264
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Why the hell are we arguing Moroccan
cuisine?
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Harry is right. Shut up, everybody.
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Because it is showtime, gentlemen.
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Meet Fatima.
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Oh, yes.
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Hey, you lied to me. This ain't no bar
mitzvah.
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Well, no, yes, it is. It is. It is a bar
mitzvah. It's his bar mitzvah.
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Today, he is a man.
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Honey, he doesn't look human.
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This is just great.
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How'd you know I love genies?
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Sure, baby.
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I'll be your genie. I'll be whatever you
want me to be, huh? Just put on some
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music. Music, maestro. Some music.
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Hey, Betty!
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Peek-a-peek!
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Yeah! Curry boy's gotta go.
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Meatloaf Curry doesn't keep.
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Betty!
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You promised you'd show us your fez.
284
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What's the matter, Bull?
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Am I happy?
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00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,800
Bull, I'm sorry. Listen, I... I'll get
the belly dancer back.
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00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:58,060
That's not it. She reminds me of Wanda,
and I miss her.
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Wanda belly dances for you?
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No, she makes meatloaf curry.
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00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:06,420
Oh, come on. We'll get you back home,
and you and Wanda get to share a whole
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lifetime of meatloaf curry.
292
00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:12,660
You know who makes great meatloaf curry?
Der Schnitzelhaus on West 35th Street.
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Hold it. Curry is not German.
294
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,980
No, but meatloaf is.
295
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I don't believe this. Keep it down!
296
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,840
But meatloaf is from southern Wales.
297
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,920
Oh, come on, you're both wrong. It's
from colonial America.
298
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:31,240
You mean the pilgrims? They didn't
invent meatloaf. They invented turkey.
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00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:33,340
I believe Cambodians eat curry.
300
00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:37,060
Who cares what Cambodians eat?
301
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Stop it! Stop it!
302
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You're driving me nuts.
303
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,700
I can't concentrate when you're fighting
like cats and dogs.
304
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,560
Cats and dogs, right.
305
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:47,600
Cambodians eat cats and dogs.
306
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:55,250
Yes.
307
00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:57,430
Thank God.
308
00:18:57,930 --> 00:19:01,090
First, officer, take me back to
Manhattan with you.
309
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:05,850
Then, I want to press charges against
everybody.
310
00:19:06,890 --> 00:19:08,770
Officer, do your duty.
311
00:19:12,790 --> 00:19:14,810
Got a pizza for Bull Shannon?
312
00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:18,790
Pizza? What the hell is going on?
313
00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:21,230
That'll be $62.50 for six pizzas.
314
00:19:21,530 --> 00:19:22,530
Thanks.
315
00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:26,309
Can we talk?
316
00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:28,490
Sure. Did you call NYPD?
317
00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:31,410
Yep, just like you asked. New York
Police Department.
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00:19:31,850 --> 00:19:32,950
New York Pizza Delivery.
319
00:19:34,930 --> 00:19:38,490
You ordered pizza with my sacred dime?
320
00:19:39,450 --> 00:19:41,250
Hey, they threw in garlic bread.
321
00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:43,970
Hey, come on, pay up. I'm in a hurry.
322
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:47,910
We can't pay you. All our money was
burned up in a bus explosion.
323
00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:51,490
Oh, and how many times have I heard that
one?
324
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:56,680
I am sick and tired of... constantly
being sniffed by you, you frat boys.
325
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,320
Oh, look out, he's got a pizza cutter.
326
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:04,160
You think you can make me, a lonely
pizza delivery boy, the butt of your
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00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,200
prince? Well, I'm not going to take it
anymore.
328
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,460
And I am not leaving here empty-handed.
329
00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:15,060
Look, please, I beg you, just give me a
ride back to New York and I will pay you
330
00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:17,020
quadruple the price of those pizzas.
331
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,660
Company policy, no riders. Well, fine.
332
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,880
There is no rule against taking a
hostage.
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00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,040
You.
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00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:31,840
You look like you were 62-50.
335
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,780
Really? Thanks.
336
00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:36,360
Yeah. You're coming with me.
337
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:41,140
Dad, you did it again. How did you know
I always dreamed of being taken hostage?
338
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:44,840
Lucky guess.
339
00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:46,860
So where are we going?
340
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,080
Atlantic City.
341
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,520
Watch your head.
342
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,920
Right. Not if the children are gone.
343
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,340
We could have some real fun, huh?
344
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:07,200
You mean you let a half-crazed pizza
delivery boy take Bull
345
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,200
hostage?
346
00:21:09,580 --> 00:21:10,660
That about sums it up.
347
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,240
So I have to cover Bull's shift.
348
00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:16,020
Damn.
349
00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:19,980
You know, with a little cutting and
pasting, I probably could turn this
350
00:21:19,980 --> 00:21:20,980
paper in after all.
351
00:21:32,910 --> 00:21:33,970
bachelor party, Dad.
352
00:21:34,550 --> 00:21:37,390
Atlantic City was real neat, especially
the hotel.
353
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,370
Well, what happened to the pizza guy?
354
00:21:39,650 --> 00:21:41,330
Well, he turned out to be a pretty nice
fella.
355
00:21:41,530 --> 00:21:43,670
He was just a little on edge because of
the recession.
356
00:21:44,090 --> 00:21:50,050
So I took him to the butt-up dock with
you where I met Shafter and Cascade.
357
00:21:52,030 --> 00:21:55,950
Well, you gals gotta get back for the
late show and I gotta get ready for
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00:21:55,950 --> 00:21:56,950
session.
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00:22:00,450 --> 00:22:01,450
Thanks again, Dad.
360
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,640
And I watched helplessly as it floated
away.
361
00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:15,600
And that, Professor, is why I couldn't
turn in my term paper on time.
362
00:22:17,740 --> 00:22:18,740
Three more days?
363
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,060
Oh, well, thank you very much.
364
00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:25,540
Goodbye.
365
00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:28,900
Well?
366
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,240
He bought the whole story.
367
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,890
Great! and come to my bachelor party in
the cafeteria.
368
00:22:38,330 --> 00:22:41,130
We're watching the Ten Commandments and
having s'mores.
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