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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,959 --> 00:00:03,007 ANDERS: I trust you with my... 2 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:04,258 ALL: Life? 3 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:05,510 - Woah. - (ALL LAUGHING) 4 00:00:05,589 --> 00:00:06,932 ANDERS: We all said it at the same time. 5 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,430 It's 'cause it resonated so hard. 6 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,308 This is, like, one of the best songs ever written. 7 00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:14,185 Like, better than anything that Waka Flocka Flame's ever written. 8 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:16,016 And that is saying a lot. He is quite a penman. 9 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:18,193 Wow, we're like freakin' Taylor Swifts in this bitch. 10 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:20,111 We should lay down the vocals while it's still fresh, right? 11 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:21,689 - Mmm-hmm. Oh, yeah. - This is gonna be so cool. 12 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:22,773 Like, at our next party, 13 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,699 when a hot chick hears this song, 14 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:28,370 and she's like, "Who sings this song?" 15 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:29,697 And I'm like, "Me." 16 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,157 And then she's all... 17 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,208 (MOANING) 18 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:35,661 And then I frickin' leave her there to question her entire life. 19 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,371 Except that it's us, right? 20 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,798 Using the gear that I bought with my gift certificate 21 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:40,999 from my cousin Torbjorn. 22 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:43,461 Well, my gift is my voice, 23 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,717 so this is for you. 24 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:46,763 (NEW WAVE MUSIC PLAYING) 25 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:48,055 When you need me 26 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,553 I'll be there 27 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:52,637 'Cause we're best friends 28 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:56,391 When you see me, There's no fear 29 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:59,602 'Cause we're best friends 30 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:01,986 (TUNELESSLY) And when you call me 31 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,689 I'm gonna pick up 32 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:04,819 We're best friends! 33 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,070 Whoo! (LAUGHING) 34 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:07,992 All right. Yeah. 35 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,825 I got goose bumps. That was pretty good. 36 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,952 (NEW WAVE MUSIC CONTINUES) 37 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:17,586 (BEATBOXING) 38 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:19,162 (SINGING) I'm fresh 39 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:22,757 You gotta, you gotta, You gotta, gotta 40 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:23,834 Gotta be fresh 41 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:27,421 (NEW WAVE MUSIC PLAYING) 42 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:28,756 Ha-fruit-ken! 43 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:31,092 ADAM: Ohhh, that was a good toss. 44 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:33,142 BOTH: Whoa! 45 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:35,095 - Nice. - Oh, man, that's cool. 46 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:37,977 What else is cool is the fact that if I want to, like, 47 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:40,354 re-record a track or, like, add some kind of special effect, 48 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:43,529 you can do it on your phone via Bluetooth. 49 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,488 What the... Okay. 50 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:46,816 What is this? 51 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:48,616 Sound like Duran Duran hit the skins 52 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:50,990 with Michael Bivins and birthed a jam. 53 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,161 Who is this? 54 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:54,114 I don't like you and how you speak. 55 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:56,450 It's us, believe it or not. It's our new band, Menergy. 56 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:58,126 Cool sound, huh? Pretty original? 57 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,373 - MONTEZ: What? - Yeah. 58 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,455 This is taking me back to high school right now. Right, Bill? 59 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:02,915 BLAKE: Buckle up, fellas, 60 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:04,466 because the best part is about to come. 61 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:05,918 - My part. Listen to this verse. - MONTEZ: Okay. 62 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:07,503 I've got some great lyrics. 63 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:08,803 ADAM AND ANDERS: Like I trust you 64 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,802 - I don't hear it. - I'm supposed to be right here, I think. 65 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:12,178 Is this the bridge, or is this my part? 66 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:14,351 No, I actually think this might be, urn... 67 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:16,178 - (DOOR CLICKING) - MONTEZ: Where you at? 68 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:18,514 ALICE: All right, listen up, everybody. 69 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:20,270 - I have some good news. - (MUTTERING) 70 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:23,728 ALICE: Because Jillian was so frugal with all of our office supplies, 71 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:27,565 we have a little... Well, actually, a pretty big budget surplus. 72 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:30,359 JILLIAN: Erasable pens save on Wite-Out. 73 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:32,285 You guys all read that article I sent, right? 74 00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:33,362 - Mmm-mmm. - No. 75 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:34,662 The one I wrote? 76 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:36,160 - Nobody read that, Jillian. - That's great. 77 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:39,459 All right, so if we don't spend it, corporate's gonna slash next year's budget, 78 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:42,128 so I've decided I'm gonna throw us a little office party. 79 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:44,039 - BLAKE: Sick. - Now, if you have any suggestions, 80 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:45,715 please let me know. 81 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,964 But one thing is for damn sure. 82 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:50,296 We're getting a pancake station. 83 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:51,471 Yeah! 84 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:52,889 (WHOOPING) 85 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,717 Alice, can we get a Velcro wall? 86 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:58,725 I've always wanted to feel what it would be like to be held and supported. 87 00:02:58,804 --> 00:02:59,805 By Velcro. 88 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:02,186 And we definitely need to get one of them hammer slammers. 89 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:04,518 I've been doing these, uh, Jillian Michael DVDs, 90 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:07,571 and it's time to put my "chess stremph" to the test. 91 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:08,647 (GRUNTS) 92 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:10,027 BILL: Let's get a batting cage. 93 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:12,701 Wait till you see me bunt. I can really lay 'em down. 94 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,323 Okay, you know what, I'm sorry I asked. 95 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:16,371 If you have any more suggestions, just tell Jillian. 96 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,448 - I'm out. - I'm also out. 97 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:19,991 ADAM: I have an idea. 98 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:24,000 How about we debut Menergy at the party? 99 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:25,752 ADAM: Yes. ANDERS: Right? 100 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:27,799 I mean, I always thought it'd be the Apollo Theater, 101 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:28,875 but, like, this could work. 102 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,256 I think fate might've just stepped in. 103 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:32,129 I'm psyched. This is how Metallica started. 104 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,590 They had their first gig at, like, a Chick-fil-A, I think. 105 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:36,638 (INAUDIBLE) 106 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:39,974 Uh, Blake, here's the deal. 107 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:42,105 Adam and I got to talking. 108 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:45,434 Well, we came to the conclusion that you're off the project. 109 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,312 So you did take me off the track. 110 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:50,147 Indeed. 111 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,447 Okay, well, that doesn't make sense. 112 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:52,900 We're not a duo. We're a threesome... 113 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:53,984 - Blake. - BLAKE: Yeah? 114 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:57,075 I don't mean to be mean or rude, 115 00:03:57,154 --> 00:04:00,579 but your voice is horrific sounding. 116 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:02,076 It's so bad, Blake. 117 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:04,503 ADAM: It sounds like life leaving something. 118 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,080 Like a child's nightmare. 119 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:08,461 ANDERS: Remember the video of that pit bull that got shot? 120 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:09,541 It was like, "Bang!" It was like... 121 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,843 (BOTH WAILING AND WHIMPERING) 122 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:14,213 Shut up! Shut up, all right? 123 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:15,972 You guys back-stabbed me, all right? 124 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:17,048 You betrayed me. 125 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,634 You frickin' ripped my heart out, 126 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:22,062 and you basically just threw it in the trash and lit it on fire and spit on it, man. 127 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:24,189 - I got to take a walk. - Okay. 128 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,983 The irony is, the way that he described what we did to him? 129 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:28,355 - That's what his voice sounds like. - Yeah. 130 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:32,109 Alice We want to 131 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:34,362 Ask you... What is he doing here? 132 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,284 Blake finally had a good idea. 133 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:39,363 He's gonna do a little musical performance at the office party. 134 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:40,789 ADAM: What? 135 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:43,208 (STAMMERING) That's the reason that... 136 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,626 It's okay. 137 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:47,079 You know, it's so funny, Blake, but I never knew you were in a band. 138 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:49,085 - Yeah? - Yeah, and it's "Rapping Wizards." 139 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:50,457 Wow. 140 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:53,043 ALICE: I mean, even if it isn't good, you know, it'll be fun to laugh at. 141 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,469 - Yeah. - ALICE: So... 142 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:55,591 Worth a chuckle. 143 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:56,796 (CHUCKLING) 144 00:04:58,048 --> 00:05:00,346 Okay, please get the eff out of my office now. 145 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:02,853 Excuse me. 146 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,065 (THUDDING) 147 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:11,024 Blake, you get back here. You can't do this. 148 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:13,525 - The Wizards... It's our thing. - Oh, yeah? 149 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,533 Well, Menergy was our thing too, but you kicked me out of that, 150 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,326 so I'm kicking you out of The Wizards. 151 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:21,154 You mess with the dragon's fire, you get scorched, ya bitch. 152 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:23,741 - Bye-bye! - ADAM: No, not bye-bye, okay? 153 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:26,168 'Cause I'm only scared of two things. 154 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:28,837 - Pincher bugs is one of them... - That's legit. 155 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:31,631 ...and the other is pleasing a woman to death with my penis. 156 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,464 Now I realize it wasn't that big, so that was an irrational fear. 157 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:36,261 But now I'm frickin' scared of you, my man. 158 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:38,972 'Cause you're a snake, and you snaked our gig. 159 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:40,549 - BLAKE: Good to know. - He's scared, and I'm laughing, 160 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:43,806 because I think it's hilarious that you think you can do The Wizards without us. 161 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,349 My whole butt is cracking off over here. 162 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:47,188 ADAM: No, that's true, Blazer. It is. 163 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:49,483 He frickin' has a giant crack right up his butt. 164 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:50,525 - Yeah. - It's true. 165 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,352 - BLAKE: That's great. - Moon him. Moon him, Ders. 166 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,108 - Do not moon me. Not here. - ADAM: Frickin' moon him. 167 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:55,780 - Look at it. - (ANDERS GRUNTING) 168 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:56,948 ADAM: Look at that. 169 00:05:57,190 --> 00:06:00,444 (SOFTLY) You think you can moon me without consequences? Huh? Do you? 170 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,863 Why are you doing a freaking Bruce Willis voice right now? 171 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:05,407 'Cause I'm serious, all right? 172 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:07,580 Dead serious. 173 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:11,414 Well, buckle up, you backstabbers, 'cause I got to go rehearse. 174 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,294 (CHUCKLING) 175 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,546 You're gonna see one heck of a Wizard performance tomorrow. 176 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:18,128 And you're not gonna be part of it. 177 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:20,839 Oh, this ain't happening, 178 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:22,765 because what that snake Blake doesn't realize 179 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:25,219 is that he just awakened a mongoose. 180 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:29,314 Hell yeah. 181 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:33,101 What's... I don't know what a mongoose is. 182 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:36,563 - That's a snake? - It's a dope ferret that can kill snakes. 183 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:37,898 (HISSING) 184 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:39,524 That was a snake. 185 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:41,489 KARL: Dude, your voice is awesome, man. 186 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,411 It's just like... It's really unique. 187 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:47,457 You just need, like, really awesome talent to be holding you up, 188 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:48,917 which is why we have these puppets. 189 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:52,496 Karl, that is why you are my only real friend, all right? 190 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,794 Because you don't turn your back on me ever. 191 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:56,875 - Frickin' wolf pack for life, bro. - Dude. 192 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,050 Swee! 193 00:06:58,126 --> 00:06:59,799 I wish you were my dad sometimes. 194 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:00,879 - Cool. Yeah. - BLAKE: I really do. 195 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:01,963 I wish you didn't live in a van. 196 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,594 - It's always hot. I'm hot right now. - KARL: That's fair. 197 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:05,516 Yeah, sorry. The AC is busted. 198 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,720 Here, I'm gonna just drink some of this juice. 199 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:10,681 (STRAINING) God... What is this? Is this homemade? 200 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:13,059 - (GAGGING) - Oh, no! No! 201 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:16,312 - Oh, my God, what is... What is that? - (GAGGING) 202 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:18,779 KARL: That's a homemade super-stink bomb, dude. 203 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:22,029 - What? - That's filled with so much nasty stuff, man. 204 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:25,703 Like raw poop, human poop, raccoon poop, 205 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,781 my poop, Velveeta cheese, 206 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,208 and, uh, fermented Grumpy Grape Squeezit. 207 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,251 - I thought it was kombucha. - KARL: No. 208 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:34,455 Oh, Karl, why? Why? 209 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:37,256 Dude, I make 'em, and I sell it to bad kids. 210 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:39,502 No, I get that. And you're expanding your portfolio. 211 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:42,383 You're getting very wise in your old age. 212 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:46,217 Allow me and my friends to give you a round of applause. 213 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,059 - (PUPPET HANDS CLACKING) - Oh, my God. 214 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,431 BLAKE: The human genius, you guys. Here he is. 215 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:50,512 KARL: That's awesome. 216 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:55,066 You got to be kidding me. He thinks he can replace us with some puppets? 217 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:57,360 You've got to be kidding me. 218 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:58,812 - All right, let's go. - Okay. 219 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:00,488 ANDERS: No, this way, dude. 220 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:06,600 Ripped By mstoll 221 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:10,457 - One, two, three, yes. Kick, kick. - KARL: One and two and three and four and 222 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:14,253 - five and six and seven and eight. - You know who it be. It's that crazy-ass mage. 223 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:15,666 - BLAKE: Crazy-ass! - Crazy-ass mage. 224 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:17,289 - BLAKE: Was that pretty good? Like this? - It's great. 225 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:18,840 - BLAKE: It feels great! - It looks like... It's awesome. 226 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:20,917 - (SIRENS WAILING) - And suck my frickin' balls, dude. 227 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,002 - Yes. Yes. - What the... 228 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:25,301 Police! Come out from behind the van now. 229 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,636 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Oh, no way! 230 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:28,717 - No way. - What's going on? 231 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:29,926 We don't have to do what you say. 232 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,011 - Hey... - No! Fuck you! 233 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,062 Karl, shut up, dude. They got guns, man. 234 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:36,062 No, dude. I've been profiled two times in the last eight years. 235 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:38,940 - I'm done with you pigs! - OFFICER: This is not a fucking game! 236 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,521 Drop the pipes or I will shoot you! 237 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:41,980 That's not necessary, Officer. 238 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:43,531 Chill! Put the gun down! 239 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:44,778 - You in the middle. - BLAKE: Yes. 240 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:47,361 Step forward, lay on the ground, and put your hands behind your back-. 241 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,538 Yes, of course. Yes, I'm... 242 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:50,738 Whoa, back the fuck up! 243 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:54,292 - Whoa! Stop, dude! Please! - OFFICER: We said just the man in the middle. 244 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:55,543 I got the ugly one on the left. 245 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:56,619 Fuck. 246 00:08:56,703 --> 00:09:00,207 - Say the word, I'll blow his head off. - Doug, please stop. Please? 247 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,213 Please, all right? I'm gonna unhook my puppet. 248 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:03,635 - They're reaching for their weapons! - BLAKE: What? 249 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:04,927 - (GUNSHOT) - They're reaching for their weapons! 250 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:07,005 - Oh, shit! Okay! - Ooh! Ooh! 251 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:08,055 BLAKE: What is wrong with this guy? 252 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:11,135 You shot an innocent puppet! I want your badge number now! 253 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:13,728 That's... Ooh, you fucked up. 254 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,305 Jesus Christ, Doug! 255 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,106 I told you to keep the weapons holstered. 256 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,729 Okay, sorry. 257 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,060 (SOBBING) 258 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:22,145 We'll call this one even. 259 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,363 I'm sure you got drugs in that van, so... 260 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:26,862 Yeah, yes, I have a lot of drugs in here. 261 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:27,942 Yes, we'll call it even. 262 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,825 ALICE: Blake! Oh, my God, are you okay? 263 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,498 I just called the cops, and then I heard a gunshot. 264 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,826 - Gunshot? - Why did you call the cops? 265 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:39,250 Adam and Anders said that someone pulled you in a shady van... Which is right here. 266 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:40,626 Shady? This is my home. 267 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:41,922 No, no, no, no, no, no. 268 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:45,127 I was just out here rehearsing for the thing tomorrow, okay? 269 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,924 Wasn't in any shady vans. 270 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,927 Wait, on company time? Blake, go home, okay? 271 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,758 And don't think about coming back here tomorrow, 272 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,809 - because you are suspended. - ADAM AND ANDERS: No! 273 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,102 ALICE: Go make your puppets somewhere else. 274 00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:57,226 - I was just shot at by cops! - KARL: Yeah. 275 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,148 - But then there won't be a band to perform... - Yeah. 276 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,692 - (GASPING) You know what? - But! Yeah? 277 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,314 I have a good idea. 278 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:04,612 What if our band performed tomorrow? 279 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:07,031 It's a cool emo band that we started called Menergy. 280 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,575 - What do you say? - Fine. 281 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,948 Sure. Play. Who cares? 282 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:12,487 (WHISPERING) Yes! 283 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:14,663 KARL: Wait. 284 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,582 - Oh, this'll feel good. - BLAKE: What are they doing? 285 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,376 Oh, no. Hell no. Hell no. 286 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,203 - Hey, hey, hey, chill. Chill, man, chill. - No. No. 287 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,788 KARL: They're just butts, bro. BLAKE: Let me go! 288 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:23,088 - KARL: Just chill. - It isn't over! 289 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:24,711 It's just skin. 290 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,338 It's not. It's butt skin. 291 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,138 DeMamp, let's go. You can do your hair in the car. 292 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:31,681 We got a sound check in 15. 293 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,300 - Hey. - What? 294 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:35,847 Before you leave, I just want to apologize for yesterday. 295 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:37,804 I was just acting like a weirdo... 296 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,231 I don't want to cut you off, but I've been waiting for that. 297 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,808 - Thank you. - You know, I should've just known. 298 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,269 You and Adam have always worked so well together, and... 299 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:45,319 ANDERS: Well, I'll be honest. 300 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,864 Working with you would be a dream compared to working with that guy. 301 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,486 (SCOFFING) It's like he doesn't understand. 302 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,534 I am the brains of the operation. 303 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,986 He's just a diva. 304 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,993 I know what works and what doesn't, you know? 305 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,745 Take care. Adam! 306 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,117 S'go! 307 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,170 BLAKE: You got it. Break a leg. 308 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:03,371 (MOCKINGLY) "Adam, let's go. Adam, let's go.“ 309 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,001 - Hey. - Dude, how does my hair look? 310 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,879 Come here. Let me... 311 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,835 You know, it's weird that Ders doesn't even, like, realize 312 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,795 how important this kind of stuff is, you know? 313 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,472 Him being, like, the leader of the band and stuff. 314 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,383 You'd think he'd know a little bit about... 315 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:17,014 - Did he say that? - Yeah, no. He said he's the leader of the band. 316 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,595 - He said he's the leader? - Yeah. 317 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,561 (LAUGHING) Okay. 318 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:26,403 If this were a cartoon, there'd be freaking fire in my eyeballs right now. 319 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:32,029 Blake, between me and you, there is no band without me, 320 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:35,703 Adam, the freakin' star of all stars, DeMamp. 321 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,780 - Yeah. - It's like we're the band Everclear. 322 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,081 I'm Art Alexakis. 323 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,080 He's Craig Montoya and Greg Eklund. 324 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,332 Don't you ever, ever, ever forget about me, 325 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:45,880 even when you're super famous and up on top, okay? 326 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:49,046 Blake, I have the memory of an elephant. 327 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,048 I don't forget nothing. 328 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,090 I forgot pants. 329 00:11:58,509 --> 00:11:59,556 Let's do this. 330 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:02,805 Ha! That one slipped. Stop trippin'. 331 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,564 Wow. This is so real. 332 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,727 Yep. 333 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:11,610 Showtime's in one hour, so we need to be very careful with what we do to our bodies. 334 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,984 Pancakes are ready! 335 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:17,995 BOTH: Carbo load. Yes! 336 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,740 Excuse me. Talent coming through. 337 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,790 - Move, bidge. Get out of my way. - Talent first. Talent first. 338 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,243 - Dude, I'm gonna hit... - Thank you. 339 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,078 ...so many beautiful notes when I'm full of food. 340 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,378 That's how I do. 341 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:29,082 - I freakin' fill up with food, and I exude talent. - (WHOOSHING) 342 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:32,840 Hey, and you know what, I could really go for some of that golden brown sauce. 343 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,512 Oh, this? The good good. 344 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:37,799 - ANDERS: Yummy, yummy. Yowza. - Gonna get you some. Get me some. 345 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:38,974 ANDERS: I'm excited about today. 346 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,267 - I am too. - To Menergy. 347 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,846 Let's get menergized. 348 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,897 - Right? - (LAUGHING) Yeah. 349 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,692 (COUGHING) 350 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,566 - These are weird-tasting. - ANDERS: What is that? 351 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:51,942 (PHONE RINGING) 352 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,022 It's Blake. 353 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:57,156 Hi. How was your pancakes? 354 00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:58,786 ANDERS: Blake, where are you? 355 00:12:58,861 --> 00:12:59,953 (WHISPERING) It's the pancakes. 356 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,656 Did he just... What'd he do to the pancakes? 357 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,833 You tell you what you did to these pancakes right now. 358 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,495 BLAKE: (CHUCKLING) What didn't I do to the pancakes? 359 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:10,631 I... Actually, I just switched the syrup with teriyaki. 360 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:11,959 (LAUGHING EVILLY) 361 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,294 No, no. You guys! It's not syrup, it's teriyaki. 362 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,503 You can't eat the pancakes. 363 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,384 ADAM: It's teriyaki? 364 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,471 It's actually not bad when you know what it is. 365 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:27,724 What? 366 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:32,692 (SCOTTISH ACCENT) Oh, boys, it's a shame Alice is gonna have to cancel the mixer. 367 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,689 It's actually not a mixer, Blake. 368 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:37,905 If anything, it's like a office party or a brunch with activities, 369 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,361 and why would Alice cancel it? 370 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:42,038 Okay, well, here's one pitch why. 371 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,911 - He's got a pitch. - Okay, what is it? 372 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:48,085 (NORMALLY) No, it... That... It's a pun, okay? 373 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:49,921 Just look at the pitching machine, man. 374 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,543 - What do you mean, it's... - MAN: All right, hit it. 375 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,879 - (GRAPEFRUIT SPLATTERING) - (SHOUTING) 376 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,335 MY eyes! 377 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,341 - Who put fruit in the ball return? - (PHONE RINGING) 378 00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:01,470 - Here he is. Blake, what's up, man? - (BLAKE LAUGHING) 379 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,055 What's your end game? 380 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,766 There is no end game, Adam. All right? 381 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,315 (WHISPERING) Now stick around. 382 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,313 - Stick around. Make sure to stick around. - (BLAKE LAUGHING) 383 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,861 - Stick around, like... - Hold me in your arms, Mother Velcro! 384 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,237 (AIR HISSING) 385 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:16,314 - The Velcro wall. - Velcro wall! 386 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,530 What's happening? Oh, God. Help. Help! 387 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,361 - It's deflating! - Jillian? 388 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:22,912 JILLIAN: Help! ALICE: We'll get you out! 389 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,907 Oh, dear God, it's swallowing me whole. 390 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,368 Jillian, I know it's hard, but you have to work with me here. 391 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,579 - (SCREAMING) - Alice, you really got to... 392 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:31,958 - (VELCRO TEARING) - What is that? Is that my skin? 393 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,039 - ALICE: No, it's just Velcro. - (SCREAMING) 394 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,965 Stop screaming in my ear! 395 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,467 (SHOUTING) 396 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,714 ALICE: Oh, my panties are out. 397 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,594 Okay, that was kind of anti-climactic. 398 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:43,674 - Come on. - All right. 399 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,010 ANDERS: Hey, you see this? 400 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,436 Still got "teriyoki" on my fingers. 401 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:49,185 - (GASPING) - What the... 402 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,562 It's Blake. He's here. 403 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,855 (PHONE RINGING) 404 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,024 - You're on speakerphone. - (BLAKE LAUGHING) 405 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,822 - What's up? Adam's here. - It's Adam and Ders. 406 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,319 And listen up, okay? 407 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,573 It's Menergy's big day, and you are ruining it, because you're freaking our crowd out. 408 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:03,744 BLAKE: Oh, I'm sorry, Ders. 409 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,494 Am I sapping all the Menergy from you guys? 410 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:10,039 Oh, I hope you have the "skremph" to play the gig. 411 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,337 Otherwise, it's really gonna stink. 412 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,001 Who says stupid stuff like "skremph?" 413 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:18,176 I'm like Thor's uncle up in here. 414 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:19,794 (GRUNTS) Oh! 415 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,511 Damn it! 416 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,676 No! No! 417 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,344 Drop the hammer! 418 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,199 - Got it! - Nice. 419 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,117 Oh! I've always wanted to hold a hammer like this. 420 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,193 - That was close. - That was cool, right? 421 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,700 Hey, don't you see me trying to ring this bell like Bart Simpson's neck? 422 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:47,996 Well, it's a good thing you didn't. Look. 423 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:51,667 One of Karl's classic homemade stink bombs. 424 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,085 - Whatever. - (PHONE RINGING) 425 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:54,538 It's Blake. 426 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,048 (CLAPPING) 427 00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:00,005 Congratulations. You stopped Tez. 428 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,424 But I've got more up my sleeve. 429 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,629 Sleeve. Rip your sleeves off. 430 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,306 - No. No, Adam, stop it. - He did something to our sleeves. 431 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,008 - He did something to our sleeves. - Adam, you heard him. 432 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,263 Stop it. Didn't you hear him? 433 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,641 He knows we stopped Tez. He can see us. 434 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,015 - I spotted him. - ANDERS: Where? Where? 435 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,817 - Where? - ADAM: He's on the roof over there. 436 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,606 Go, go, go, go. 437 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,028 Blake, you hold it right there. 438 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,658 - Oh! - Owie. 439 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,158 - (GRUNTING) - (PANTING) 440 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,914 Karl? What are you doing? 441 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:33,001 I'll never tell you, 'cause you hurt my best friend Blake's feelings. 442 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,122 ADAM: Oh, you won't tell us? 443 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,086 Ow! Ow! It's glued to my head. Stop! 444 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,210 - Where is he? - Stop! Ow, dude. 445 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,877 (SNICKERING) 446 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,506 - BLAKE: Oh! - Well, hello. 447 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,046 (GROANING) 448 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,302 You know what? I'm gonna just jump off of here and kill myself. 449 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,304 That way I don't have to see your stupid performance again. 450 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:50,635 ADAM: No, that's where you're wrong, Blake, 451 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:55,098 'cause you're gonna have to see our performance over and over and over again, 452 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,024 forever, starting now. 453 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,692 - (BOTH BURBLING) - BLAKE: Get your butt out of my face! 454 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,565 - (GRUNTING) - (SHUSHING) 455 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,696 - Showtime. - Yeah. 456 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,494 Sit tight, you bizznatch. 457 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:12,449 Hello, TelAmeriCorp, and any other offices out there that can hear us. 458 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,121 We are Menergy. 459 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:18,588 Let's get menergized! 460 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,085 - ANDERS: Whoo! - (NEW WAVE MUSIC PLAYING) 461 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,299 When you need me, I'll be there 462 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,097 'Cause we're best friends 463 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:32,222 When you see me, There's no fear 464 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,474 'Cause we're best friends 465 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,808 Do you trust me like I trust you? 466 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:42,691 I don't care who overhears our conversation 467 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:43,817 - (MUSIC STOPS) - (BOTH STAMMERING) 468 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:46,441 ANDERS: It's like he doesn't understand. I'm the brains of the operation. 469 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:47,525 Wait, what? 470 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,906 ADAM: There is no band without me, Adam. 471 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,078 What the hell is that? What are you saying? 472 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,697 Well, you just said something first. 473 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,031 ANDERS: He's just a diva. 474 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:57,335 I'm the diva? Look how hard your hair is right now. I'm the diva? 475 00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:59,708 Hey, I wake up like this. You want to get real? 476 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:03,417 We both know Menergy wouldn't exist without me, the brains. 477 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,752 Okay, I'm the talent of the operation. 478 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,462 BILL: I thought you guys were friends. 479 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,765 Like how every line of your song is about being friends? 480 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,558 - Yeah, we're friends, Bill. - We're friends, okay? 481 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,010 This is a spat between friends. 482 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,766 ADAM: Kind of like the band Everclear. 483 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:19,270 I'm Art Alexakis. He's Craig Montoya and Greg Eklund. 484 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,648 Okay, let me be ever so clear about this. 485 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,111 You are no Art Alexakis. 486 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:27,030 I'm totally Art Alexakis, and I told Blake that... Okay. 487 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:28,858 (CLAPPING) 488 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,957 Quite the performance, gentlemen. 489 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,789 And I had the perfect seats. 490 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:47,093 Front side stage, right within range of your stupid little Bluetooth beat machine. 491 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,170 Oh, my God, he wanted us to catch him. 492 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,675 No, what I... 493 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,008 What I wanted... I'll tell you. 494 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:59,397 What I wanted was to rock and roll onstage with my friends, okay? 495 00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:02,475 We've established that you're talentless, okay? 496 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,310 And it's your voice, and it's horrible, 497 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,895 and it was sort of a business decision. 498 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:09,983 Yeah, all right. I will admit, I have a very bad singing voice. 499 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,989 - Very bad. It's very, very bad. - So bad. 500 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:15,572 How would you feel if, you know, Ders and I left you out of the project? 501 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:20,122 You guys wouldn't do that, because I am a natural-born performer, 502 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,453 and I'm the best singer of the crew. 503 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:22,832 Yeah, that's true. 504 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,129 You're in no matter what. 505 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:26,958 But, Ders, what about you? What if Adam and I left you out? 506 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,711 Uh, you guys do that all the time. 507 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,216 And it does feel pretty bad. 508 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,297 Look, I have a terrible voice. 509 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:36,726 Even my deaf friend from high school, Terrell, he would tell me, like, you know, 510 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,145 "Don't quit your day job." 511 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,523 You could speak sign language? 512 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,067 Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little. Little. 513 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:46,310 Little bit. 514 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,612 (NEW WAVE MUSIC PLAYING) 515 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,942 We've got respect for each other 516 00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:56,446 We will protect one another 517 00:19:56,570 --> 00:20:00,165 Don't waste your breath on the haters 518 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:03,662 They're jealous of our friendship 519 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,291 Friends till the end 520 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,459 Ride or die, Best friends 521 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,463 I'll trust you with my life 522 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,340 Friends till the end 523 00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,554 Ride or die, Best friends 524 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,891 I'll trust you with my life 525 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,730 - All right, thank you guys so much. - ANDERS: Thank you. 526 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:23,977 ADAM: Stay menergized! ANDERS: All right. 527 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,440 MONTEZ: Took it to church! BLAKE: Thank you. 528 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,228 - BLAKE: Thanks. - Whoo! We are Menergy. 529 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,607 - (ALL LAUGHING) - That was so fun. 530 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,280 I'm sorry, what the hell are you doing here? 531 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:34,734 He's jamming with his friends, which, last time I checked, ain't a crime. 532 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:38,196 Actually, the last time I checked, he's not supposed to be here, so you know what? 533 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,747 Neither should you. Why don't you go home? 534 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,374 Let's go smoke weed about it? 535 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,669 - Let's do it. Oh, hey, guys? - Yeah. 536 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,499 Thank you. 537 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,172 - Yes, and... - BOTH: Thank you. 538 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,378 One, two, three, four! 539 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,051 (DRUMSTICKS TAPPING) 540 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,758 ALL: That's all, folks! 541 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,345 (ALL CHEERING AND LAUGHING) 542 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,063 GIRL: Is this a video, or is this a picture? 543 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,356 - All right! - Yeah! 544 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,854 - All right. - We got the shot. 545 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:22,500 Ripped By mstoll 42423

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