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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,019 --> 00:00:03,499 You're a punk bitch, 26! 2 00:00:03,525 --> 00:00:05,732 Kill yourself, 26! 3 00:00:05,754 --> 00:00:08,672 Oh, come on, number 26, you fat piece of dog crap! 4 00:00:08,702 --> 00:00:10,258 Ride the pine, 26! 5 00:00:10,276 --> 00:00:11,741 Park that ass! 6 00:00:11,839 --> 00:00:13,161 26 sucks! 7 00:00:13,186 --> 00:00:15,789 Hey, can you guys, uh, just quiet that down, please? 8 00:00:15,818 --> 00:00:17,237 Totally. We'll be respectful. 9 00:00:17,347 --> 00:00:18,572 Wipe the butt lube 10 00:00:18,585 --> 00:00:20,480 off your hands, 26! 11 00:00:21,046 --> 00:00:23,753 Hey! No, actually, I mean stop it! 12 00:00:23,907 --> 00:00:25,198 Okay? That's my son. 13 00:00:25,396 --> 00:00:26,237 - Yeah. - Sorry. 14 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,813 Sorry about that. We didn't know. 15 00:00:27,850 --> 00:00:29,158 - All right, no sweat. - Let's go, 26! 16 00:00:29,184 --> 00:00:30,928 - Let's go, 26! - Whoo! 26! 17 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:34,051 You're not a total failure. Don't listen to everyone! 18 00:00:34,380 --> 00:00:38,880 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for DEMAND by antibio 19 00:00:47,728 --> 00:00:49,166 That's what I'm talking about. 20 00:00:49,167 --> 00:00:51,541 - Keep it moving. - If only he didn't get tackled. 21 00:00:51,586 --> 00:00:53,426 - That's what I would have done. - Oh, there he is! 22 00:00:53,444 --> 00:00:54,814 My nephew Billy has the ball. 23 00:00:54,856 --> 00:00:56,313 Billy has the ball! Go Billy! 24 00:00:57,905 --> 00:00:59,161 Ohh! 25 00:01:01,759 --> 00:01:03,400 - Yes! - Holy cow! 26 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:05,488 That kid is a jock! 27 00:01:05,519 --> 00:01:06,863 Love to see what he could do in the pool. 28 00:01:06,889 --> 00:01:08,078 - I bet he's got great waltz. - Yeah. 29 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:10,014 All these kids, they're just children out there. 30 00:01:10,026 --> 00:01:11,979 A lot of them probably haven't even sprouted pubes. 31 00:01:12,008 --> 00:01:13,343 Put me in... I'm a real man. 32 00:01:13,372 --> 00:01:16,250 I've got a very dense bush. 33 00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:18,163 Man, look at that visor. That thing's rad-ass. 34 00:01:18,194 --> 00:01:19,570 He looks like cobra commander. 35 00:01:19,608 --> 00:01:21,267 His touchdown dance is a little weak. 36 00:01:21,309 --> 00:01:24,185 What I would do, if I ever actually played football, 37 00:01:24,210 --> 00:01:25,987 is I'd do the dance before the play even started. 38 00:01:26,018 --> 00:01:26,933 Let 'em know what's up. 39 00:01:26,945 --> 00:01:28,040 Just a little... 40 00:01:28,682 --> 00:01:29,657 - Right. - Oh. 41 00:01:29,684 --> 00:01:32,026 Yeah. Very fun dance. 42 00:01:32,051 --> 00:01:33,182 - Timberlake. - I like it. 43 00:01:33,198 --> 00:01:35,174 Um, it's kind of stupid to do it before the play, 44 00:01:35,192 --> 00:01:37,139 'cause then the opponent knows that you're gonna get the ball. 45 00:01:37,173 --> 00:01:40,406 I bet you $100 I would still be able to score. 46 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:41,661 I don't bet, so... 47 00:01:41,690 --> 00:01:43,579 - I bet you do. - I bet I... 48 00:01:44,198 --> 00:01:46,292 - Nice try. - Yeah, I got you, dude. 49 00:01:46,378 --> 00:01:48,201 I used to be a major player in the gambling world, 50 00:01:48,225 --> 00:01:49,376 - all right? - Mm. 51 00:01:49,397 --> 00:01:50,573 - I lost everything. - Hmm. 52 00:01:50,604 --> 00:01:53,028 Including my mind. Haven't gambled since. 53 00:01:53,058 --> 00:01:55,364 No, I remember that. You lost, like, 80 bucks. 54 00:01:55,401 --> 00:01:57,439 It was money your grandma gave you for your birthday. 55 00:01:57,458 --> 00:01:59,256 No, but she had to cancel her subscription from cable 56 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:00,325 for a month. 57 00:02:00,341 --> 00:02:01,765 Sometimes, when you're a grandma, 58 00:02:01,853 --> 00:02:03,083 a month's all you got. 59 00:02:03,122 --> 00:02:05,553 Wanna make that 80 bucks back? 60 00:02:06,278 --> 00:02:09,032 - It's the fat kid! - Oh, you turded in our pool. 61 00:02:09,055 --> 00:02:10,602 Yeah, that's right, you fucking losers. 62 00:02:10,633 --> 00:02:11,831 All those things are true. 63 00:02:11,855 --> 00:02:13,453 - Okay. - And just so you know, 64 00:02:13,533 --> 00:02:16,177 any and all betting at RC South goes through us. 65 00:02:16,216 --> 00:02:17,685 How about it? 66 00:02:17,909 --> 00:02:19,940 You boys looking for some action? 67 00:02:19,999 --> 00:02:22,093 - In the back section? - No. 68 00:02:22,130 --> 00:02:23,594 Thank you. I'll pass. 69 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:25,467 I'm not into sex with strange dudes. 70 00:02:25,494 --> 00:02:26,694 What the... what are you talking about? 71 00:02:26,724 --> 00:02:29,092 I'll bet you 20 bucks that our boy Billy Belk 72 00:02:29,122 --> 00:02:30,345 scores the next touchdown. 73 00:02:30,379 --> 00:02:31,755 Billy scores a lot of touchdowns. 74 00:02:31,774 --> 00:02:33,087 All right? You have to give me odds. 75 00:02:33,115 --> 00:02:34,554 Okay, sure. We'll take evens. 76 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,186 No. You sound like an idiot. 77 00:02:36,202 --> 00:02:38,077 Look, if we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it right. 78 00:02:38,419 --> 00:02:39,931 Here's the deal: We'll double the money 79 00:02:39,955 --> 00:02:41,429 and take two-to-one odds on our prop. 80 00:02:41,468 --> 00:02:44,177 Let's keep that vig under... 100. 81 00:02:44,630 --> 00:02:47,140 - 10... - I'm at 85. 82 00:02:47,165 --> 00:02:48,617 If you got 85, that's a good bet. 83 00:02:48,647 --> 00:02:51,263 Dude, that's a good bet. I'd take that all day. 84 00:02:51,292 --> 00:02:52,425 All right. 85 00:02:52,650 --> 00:02:53,631 All right! 86 00:02:53,679 --> 00:02:54,860 Oh! 87 00:02:55,097 --> 00:02:56,643 Oh, see that? Yeah! 88 00:02:56,668 --> 00:02:58,313 - There he goes! - There he goes! 89 00:02:58,395 --> 00:03:00,973 - Keep goin'! - Oh, my God! 90 00:03:04,243 --> 00:03:06,014 I want that. Thanks, man. 91 00:03:06,045 --> 00:03:07,021 - Nice playing. - All right. 92 00:03:07,028 --> 00:03:08,137 Hey, boys... 93 00:03:08,236 --> 00:03:09,424 Let's make it rain. 94 00:03:28,402 --> 00:03:30,211 These guys are gonna be easy money. 95 00:03:30,235 --> 00:03:31,506 - Totally. - Yeah. 96 00:03:31,634 --> 00:03:33,472 I mean, come on, spray it, guys. 97 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:34,461 Come on. 98 00:03:34,495 --> 00:03:38,320 What... are you crazy? 99 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:39,639 Yo. 100 00:03:39,683 --> 00:03:41,522 Yo, that dude's using the short urinal. 101 00:03:41,547 --> 00:03:43,943 He must have a short dick! 102 00:03:44,242 --> 00:03:46,985 Uh, no, this is just the available urinal, so I'm using it. 103 00:03:47,011 --> 00:03:49,038 Yeah, available to anyone with a little dick. 104 00:03:50,950 --> 00:03:52,215 No. 105 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:57,004 If anything, it's for a larger penis, because it has more room to droop 106 00:03:57,035 --> 00:03:58,912 and it doesn't have to rest on a urinal cake. 107 00:03:58,950 --> 00:04:01,031 No, man, I think I saw it when you whipped it out. 108 00:04:01,050 --> 00:04:03,160 It was small and looked like a cocktail shrimp. 109 00:04:03,236 --> 00:04:04,660 I didn't even have it out all the way. 110 00:04:04,682 --> 00:04:07,133 That was just the tip of the iceberg, as they say. 111 00:04:07,169 --> 00:04:09,044 Hey, hey, can I borrow your dick? 112 00:04:09,081 --> 00:04:10,761 I need to get something out of my teeth. 113 00:04:10,779 --> 00:04:13,195 "Dicks, dicks, dicks. 114 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:16,019 We're in high school, all we talk about's dicks." 115 00:04:16,219 --> 00:04:20,952 News flash... dicks, we all got 'em, if we're boys. 116 00:04:20,995 --> 00:04:22,619 - That was cool, dude. - Yeah. 117 00:04:22,646 --> 00:04:23,428 We should, like, 118 00:04:23,478 --> 00:04:25,410 gamble all the time... start a casino. 119 00:04:25,451 --> 00:04:26,978 Who's, like, the most indianest of us all? 120 00:04:27,008 --> 00:04:29,233 No, dude, we... we can't, all right? 121 00:04:29,258 --> 00:04:30,861 Yes, we made it rain combos, 122 00:04:30,886 --> 00:04:32,851 which we've been talking about doing for years. 123 00:04:32,877 --> 00:04:35,325 But... We're done, all right? 124 00:04:35,700 --> 00:04:37,219 Finished. Okay? 125 00:04:37,287 --> 00:04:38,541 - I guess. - What's up, guys? 126 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,626 - Oh! Hey, Billy. - Yo. 127 00:04:40,684 --> 00:04:42,189 - Billy Belk. - Hey. 128 00:04:42,220 --> 00:04:43,502 That was a great game. 129 00:04:43,638 --> 00:04:45,574 These are my work homies, so... 130 00:04:45,588 --> 00:04:46,551 What's up, homey? 131 00:04:46,570 --> 00:04:47,627 Hot chick, bro. 132 00:04:47,670 --> 00:04:48,957 - Yeah? - Reminds of the days 133 00:04:48,986 --> 00:04:50,643 I almost hooked up with chicks like that, 134 00:04:50,668 --> 00:04:51,878 back when I almost played football. 135 00:04:51,922 --> 00:04:53,317 I was, like, too busy mascotting, 136 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:54,834 so I was like... it took up all my time. 137 00:04:54,858 --> 00:04:56,399 Yeah, she's okay, I guess. 138 00:04:56,493 --> 00:04:58,209 Gives a decent blowj, but don't they all? 139 00:04:58,228 --> 00:04:59,563 - Tsh. - Oh, right? 140 00:04:59,598 --> 00:05:01,966 - That's cool. - "Blowj" means "blow job." 141 00:05:01,984 --> 00:05:03,195 So anyway, it's like I always say. 142 00:05:03,226 --> 00:05:05,132 I'm all about bangin', suckin', 143 00:05:05,202 --> 00:05:07,145 and takin'. 144 00:05:07,770 --> 00:05:09,965 Those are honestly, like, my three favorite things. 145 00:05:09,980 --> 00:05:11,679 That's cool that you're always saying that. 146 00:05:11,724 --> 00:05:13,840 Yeah, man, I know exactly where the is, 147 00:05:13,870 --> 00:05:16,242 and when I get there, what to do with it. 148 00:05:16,265 --> 00:05:18,542 Yeah. Seriously, though, I'm so jealous of you guys. 149 00:05:18,567 --> 00:05:20,490 Slayin' mad older box all the time... 150 00:05:20,510 --> 00:05:21,123 Oh, yeah. 151 00:05:21,148 --> 00:05:22,420 These immature high school bitches 152 00:05:22,439 --> 00:05:24,267 won't give it up unless you're their boyfriend, 153 00:05:24,298 --> 00:05:26,097 so I gotta settle for blowjes. 154 00:05:26,128 --> 00:05:28,430 Ohh, that... aw, man, that must... 155 00:05:29,244 --> 00:05:30,009 Suck. 156 00:05:30,034 --> 00:05:31,974 Girls can't even fit my wiener in their mouth. 157 00:05:32,106 --> 00:05:34,138 Yeah, yeah, my dick's so big, it has a ribcage. 158 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,939 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, I got a huge... 159 00:05:35,975 --> 00:05:37,377 - huge one. - Hell yeah. 160 00:05:37,422 --> 00:05:39,111 - You've never said that before. - Uncontested. 161 00:05:39,154 --> 00:05:40,541 Cool, dude. 162 00:05:40,781 --> 00:05:42,295 Sorry to interrupt. 163 00:05:42,739 --> 00:05:44,490 Just wanted to give you gentlemen my card, 164 00:05:44,502 --> 00:05:46,450 in case you care to make any more wagers. 165 00:05:46,692 --> 00:05:48,557 Look, I love a good card, but... 166 00:05:48,607 --> 00:05:50,372 We're done, so see ya. 167 00:05:52,387 --> 00:05:53,775 Take it. 168 00:05:54,232 --> 00:05:55,213 You never know. 169 00:06:00,798 --> 00:06:02,208 {pub}Whoa! 170 00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:03,846 What is this, God Of War? 171 00:06:03,866 --> 00:06:06,233 Ascension, it's God Of War: Ascension. 172 00:06:06,260 --> 00:06:08,315 It's like, uh, like French Canadian. 173 00:06:08,346 --> 00:06:10,346 Like, "eh," that's the Canadian part. 174 00:06:10,373 --> 00:06:11,727 And then "cension." 175 00:06:11,736 --> 00:06:13,300 Guys, I've got great news! 176 00:06:13,410 --> 00:06:15,627 This is insane. Tanya Michaels, 177 00:06:15,658 --> 00:06:17,702 the point guard for RC South lady wolves... 178 00:06:17,799 --> 00:06:19,343 according to her relationship status, 179 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:20,893 she's now single. 180 00:06:20,928 --> 00:06:22,264 - She's really good too. - Yeah. 181 00:06:22,288 --> 00:06:23,880 Which is gonna be messing with her mental game. 182 00:06:23,905 --> 00:06:25,719 She's gonna be totally boy crazy all over the place. 183 00:06:25,757 --> 00:06:27,774 Also, Kevin Slater just tweeted, 184 00:06:27,793 --> 00:06:30,163 "midnight tacos tonight. #yummy." 185 00:06:30,188 --> 00:06:31,962 - Yeah, they are good. - Guys, that's crazy! 186 00:06:31,993 --> 00:06:33,159 He's supposed to wrestle tomorrow. 187 00:06:33,183 --> 00:06:35,194 He's not gonna be able to wrestle if he's got #diarrhea. 188 00:06:35,223 --> 00:06:36,211 "Hashtag." 189 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,809 That's a pound sign. That's, like, a Twitter thing. 190 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:39,289 All right, Ders, why are you even bothering 191 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:40,830 with stupid high school kids? 192 00:06:40,854 --> 00:06:41,927 Internet stalking? Come on. 193 00:06:41,940 --> 00:06:44,383 - That's beneath you. - We're not stalk... pause the game for a second. 194 00:06:44,414 --> 00:06:46,151 Guys, I'm looking for an edge right now. 195 00:06:46,151 --> 00:06:47,335 I got a system that's already yielded 196 00:06:47,371 --> 00:06:48,947 six positive expectation wagers, 197 00:06:48,966 --> 00:06:50,176 and that's... that's a real thing. 198 00:06:50,266 --> 00:06:52,234 Ugh, these high school football players 199 00:06:52,253 --> 00:06:54,439 have boy bodies... I'd destroy them. 200 00:06:54,463 --> 00:06:56,740 I have a man body. I'm borderline dad body. 201 00:06:56,866 --> 00:06:57,855 I have shoulder hairs. 202 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:59,449 Actually, I found a gray one the other day. 203 00:06:59,466 --> 00:07:01,822 Ders, you quit gambling 'cause you lost all your money. 204 00:07:01,860 --> 00:07:02,866 Why would you go back? 205 00:07:02,894 --> 00:07:04,706 Those were scratch-offs. Okay? 206 00:07:04,754 --> 00:07:06,792 Those are random. You just scratch. 207 00:07:06,817 --> 00:07:07,984 You don't know what you're gonna get! 208 00:07:08,009 --> 00:07:09,290 - You don't know. - This is high school sports. 209 00:07:09,328 --> 00:07:09,982 He knows. 210 00:07:10,007 --> 00:07:11,882 I'm a former high school athlete, guys. 211 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:12,999 Yeah, you were good. 212 00:07:13,018 --> 00:07:14,324 You sort of peaked in high school. 213 00:07:14,355 --> 00:07:15,407 Oh, man, didn't we all, though? 214 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:17,947 Yeah. Yeah, we did. 215 00:07:18,988 --> 00:07:20,383 Here they come. Yo! 216 00:07:20,402 --> 00:07:22,571 Didn't think I'd hear from you so soon. 217 00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:24,034 Bet you did. 218 00:07:24,156 --> 00:07:25,325 Well played. 219 00:07:25,356 --> 00:07:26,167 Check it out. 220 00:07:26,214 --> 00:07:27,508 My man! 221 00:07:27,662 --> 00:07:28,804 Ohh! 222 00:07:28,966 --> 00:07:29,869 All: Ohh! 223 00:07:32,946 --> 00:07:34,493 Hey, toothpick! 224 00:07:36,945 --> 00:07:38,621 ♪ I'm the number one ♪ 225 00:07:38,646 --> 00:07:40,492 ♪ But I ain't trying to be that number ♪ 226 00:07:40,523 --> 00:07:41,935 ♪ I'm just here to beat it up ♪ 227 00:07:41,979 --> 00:07:43,900 ♪ I just came to lay the law, my girl ♪ 228 00:07:43,924 --> 00:07:45,602 ♪ I'm all about my cheese ♪ 229 00:07:45,637 --> 00:07:46,813 ♪ I'm talkin' 'bout the karma ♪ 230 00:07:46,839 --> 00:07:48,316 ♪ I don't want no baby mama ♪ 231 00:07:48,359 --> 00:07:50,519 ♪ I don't want that kind of drama, nah ♪ 232 00:07:50,612 --> 00:07:53,251 ♪ Number one, I ain't trying to be that number, girl ♪ 233 00:07:53,263 --> 00:07:54,526 ♪ I'm here to beat it up ♪ 234 00:07:54,545 --> 00:07:56,312 ♪ I just came to lay the law, my girl ♪ 235 00:07:56,330 --> 00:07:57,812 ♪ I'm all about my cheese ♪ 236 00:07:57,831 --> 00:07:59,400 ♪ I'm talkin' 'bout the karma ♪ 237 00:07:59,433 --> 00:08:00,909 ♪ I don't want no baby mama ♪ 238 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:03,013 ♪ I don't want that kind of drama, nah ♪ 239 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:05,355 He doesn't have the balls to grab titties. 240 00:08:05,566 --> 00:08:06,786 Respect yourself. 241 00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:09,291 - Whoo! - Whoo! 242 00:08:09,316 --> 00:08:10,159 - Whoo! - Whoo! 243 00:08:10,180 --> 00:08:11,607 - Whoo! - Whatever. 244 00:08:11,727 --> 00:08:13,703 Great, we just lost all our money. 245 00:08:13,734 --> 00:08:14,955 There goes my iguana fund. 246 00:08:14,990 --> 00:08:17,693 Well, boys, it was a pleasure doing business with you. 247 00:08:17,984 --> 00:08:19,679 Wait. Oh, wait, wait. Hang on, hang on, hang on. 248 00:08:19,721 --> 00:08:21,442 Let's go double or nothing, just so we can break even. 249 00:08:21,478 --> 00:08:23,518 You don't have anything to bet. 250 00:08:23,809 --> 00:08:24,809 Yes, I do. 251 00:08:24,829 --> 00:08:26,387 I'm willing to bet my 'Vo 252 00:08:26,617 --> 00:08:28,096 on the homecoming game. 253 00:08:30,418 --> 00:08:32,552 RC South is gonna run away with it, okay? 254 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,108 North can't stop belly Belk. 255 00:08:34,770 --> 00:08:37,351 - Plus, your car sucks, so... - My car sucks? Oh... 256 00:08:37,381 --> 00:08:38,361 - Yeah. - Sucks. 257 00:08:38,404 --> 00:08:39,414 - It does. - Well, yeah? 258 00:08:39,438 --> 00:08:42,091 What if we bet for RC South to lose? 259 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,175 - What? - Yeah. 260 00:08:44,207 --> 00:08:46,169 You're betting against Billy Belk? 261 00:08:46,298 --> 00:08:48,176 He's... he's, uh, overrated. 262 00:08:48,386 --> 00:08:50,128 - Wow. - I think we do it. 263 00:08:50,441 --> 00:08:52,120 Ders has a bet. 264 00:08:52,161 --> 00:08:53,462 All right! 265 00:08:53,587 --> 00:08:55,129 All right, yeah! 266 00:08:55,166 --> 00:08:56,273 - Okay, cool. - It's all fun. 267 00:08:56,297 --> 00:08:57,328 - Enjoy. - See you at the bet! 268 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:58,914 - Yeah. - See you guys at the bet. 269 00:08:58,980 --> 00:09:00,406 Are you crazy? 270 00:09:00,437 --> 00:09:02,056 - You're betting against Billy. - Yeah. 271 00:09:02,379 --> 00:09:04,479 Because we're gonna get Billy so drunk tonight 272 00:09:04,542 --> 00:09:06,676 that he's not even gonna be able to show up to the game tomorrow. 273 00:09:06,695 --> 00:09:08,181 - Ohh. - Right, yeah. 274 00:09:10,340 --> 00:09:12,245 Billy, Jilly! What's up? 275 00:09:12,266 --> 00:09:14,261 - 'Sup, boner. - Ha ha, no. 276 00:09:14,301 --> 00:09:15,514 You'd be able to tell. 277 00:09:15,545 --> 00:09:16,823 What's up, erection? 278 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,278 I don't have an erection, Jillian. 279 00:09:18,313 --> 00:09:19,839 Oh, Blake, I don't want Billy 280 00:09:19,870 --> 00:09:21,801 drinking too much before the game tomorrow, okay? 281 00:09:21,887 --> 00:09:23,769 - Oh, yeah, me neither. - Shut up! 282 00:09:23,807 --> 00:09:26,498 God, no wonder you have cats instead of kids. 283 00:09:26,896 --> 00:09:29,069 Go wait outside until I'm ready to leave. 284 00:09:29,141 --> 00:09:32,134 Cats are kids. 285 00:09:32,302 --> 00:09:33,147 "Kiddens." 286 00:09:33,202 --> 00:09:34,736 Billy! 287 00:09:34,792 --> 00:09:36,350 What up? What's up, man? 288 00:09:36,389 --> 00:09:37,906 Buh-buh-Billy boy! 289 00:09:37,943 --> 00:09:39,950 What it is, what it is, what it should be. 290 00:09:39,962 --> 00:09:42,063 Did you bring some Jimmy hats, my main man? 291 00:09:42,127 --> 00:09:44,159 - Hell, no! - Oh, yes, nice. 292 00:09:44,190 --> 00:09:45,862 - Whoa. - No fear, I like that. 293 00:09:45,909 --> 00:09:47,185 I also like the clothing company. 294 00:09:47,206 --> 00:09:48,359 I have a shirt. I'll give it to you. 295 00:09:48,383 --> 00:09:50,232 - "Second place, first loser." - Strong shirt. 296 00:09:50,263 --> 00:09:52,084 Okay, all right, what the hell are you guys talking about? 297 00:09:52,102 --> 00:09:53,134 Where are the chicks? 298 00:09:53,163 --> 00:09:55,624 You guys promised me I'd get to fuck to completion tonight. 299 00:09:55,649 --> 00:09:56,568 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 300 00:09:56,599 --> 00:09:59,049 They're coming, and, uh, to put it in laid-man's terms, 301 00:09:59,074 --> 00:10:00,185 he's gettin' laid, man. 302 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:01,124 Yeah, man! 303 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,643 Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! 304 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,563 All right, it's time for you to meet our buddy, 305 00:10:05,602 --> 00:10:06,514 tubba. 306 00:10:07,001 --> 00:10:09,439 It's cool, 'cause it'll make your brain all relaxed, right? 307 00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:11,922 But your heart... It might explode. 308 00:10:11,965 --> 00:10:13,300 We bought, like, 800 cans 309 00:10:13,332 --> 00:10:14,583 when we found out they made it illegal. 310 00:10:14,608 --> 00:10:16,132 It killed 14 kids in West Virginia. 311 00:10:16,154 --> 00:10:17,229 - No joke. - Mm-hmm. 312 00:10:17,248 --> 00:10:18,857 - Heart attacks. - I'm ready. 313 00:10:18,876 --> 00:10:20,101 Yeah, we got a tub of it. 314 00:10:20,107 --> 00:10:23,160 Here's to no more blowjes and real sex! 315 00:10:25,195 --> 00:10:27,708 ♪ Do it, drink, drink ♪ 316 00:10:27,737 --> 00:10:29,882 ♪ Don't want no juice, no juice ♪ 317 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:33,364 ♪ A splash of grape drink with my grey goose ♪ 318 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:34,804 ♪ Help me get looser ♪ 319 00:10:34,829 --> 00:10:37,396 ♪ Drink, drink, don't want no juice ♪ 320 00:10:37,641 --> 00:10:40,562 ♪ No juice, a splash of grape drink ♪ 321 00:10:40,597 --> 00:10:41,883 - All: Beat that tub! - What? 322 00:10:41,919 --> 00:10:43,393 - All: Beat that tub! - What? 323 00:10:43,438 --> 00:10:45,278 ♪ Top shelf vodka, I can't stop her ♪ 324 00:10:45,303 --> 00:10:47,236 ♪ A night at the opera, nothing but drama ♪ 325 00:10:47,261 --> 00:10:49,468 ♪ She took a drink and another, drink and another ♪ 326 00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:51,465 ♪ Now she lits, up like a rainbow ♪ 327 00:10:51,502 --> 00:10:53,046 ♪ And now I gotta babysit ♪ 328 00:10:53,336 --> 00:10:55,398 ♪ I was trying to take her out, take her home and hit ♪ 329 00:10:55,451 --> 00:10:57,680 ♪ She was cute, I was trying to just get some love ♪ 330 00:10:57,714 --> 00:10:59,729 ♪ She wanna pick a fight with some chick in the club ♪ 331 00:10:59,758 --> 00:11:02,387 ♪ I gotta break it up, break it up ♪ 332 00:11:02,416 --> 00:11:04,039 ♪ Gotta break it up, break it up ♪ 333 00:11:04,070 --> 00:11:07,977 ♪ Sugar water purple, sugar water purple ♪ 334 00:11:08,005 --> 00:11:10,479 - ♪ Alcohol ♪ - ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ 335 00:11:10,621 --> 00:11:12,432 - Whoo! - No! 336 00:11:12,481 --> 00:11:13,691 It's part of the game. 337 00:11:13,727 --> 00:11:16,104 Son of a bitch! 338 00:11:16,229 --> 00:11:17,749 - This is my guy. - Yeah! 339 00:11:17,774 --> 00:11:19,911 - This is my guy. - Whoo! 340 00:11:21,136 --> 00:11:23,639 I mean, like, what do you say to these girls 341 00:11:23,657 --> 00:11:25,195 to get you to blowj them? 342 00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:26,899 I mean, I know what I'd say, 343 00:11:26,917 --> 00:11:29,723 but I wanna hear it from, like, another poon master. 344 00:11:29,876 --> 00:11:32,058 I'll say anything to get the mouth. 345 00:11:33,303 --> 00:11:35,305 And, like, you're not scared, right? 346 00:11:35,748 --> 00:11:37,198 I mean, there's nothing to be scared of? 347 00:11:37,223 --> 00:11:38,708 Scared of what? 348 00:11:38,751 --> 00:11:40,628 I heard this story about this girl whose 349 00:11:40,647 --> 00:11:43,027 Had like a fingernail, and this guy's tongue got... 350 00:11:43,090 --> 00:11:44,863 yeah, I heard about that. Sliced open. 351 00:11:44,894 --> 00:11:46,412 What's with you dudes? 352 00:11:46,758 --> 00:11:48,328 Where's the 'tang? 353 00:11:48,364 --> 00:11:50,440 I need to shoot the silk milk before our big game. 354 00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:52,212 - Empty the nuts! - All: Yeah. 355 00:11:52,256 --> 00:11:53,704 - Empty nu... yeah. - We know. 356 00:11:53,737 --> 00:11:55,755 I'm... I'm so used to doing it, I... 357 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:57,327 you think my nuts are ever full? 358 00:11:57,352 --> 00:11:59,235 - Like, so many... - Oh, the... the girls, 359 00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:01,044 whoa, they're close, and then it says 360 00:12:01,063 --> 00:12:02,919 that they're juicin' for you. 361 00:12:02,950 --> 00:12:04,602 They're juicing and they're ready for silk milk. 362 00:12:04,621 --> 00:12:05,983 - Let me see that. - Wait, no... 363 00:12:06,233 --> 00:12:07,850 dude, you didn't get any text messages. 364 00:12:07,881 --> 00:12:09,932 No, that's a password thing. It's an old phone. 365 00:12:09,951 --> 00:12:11,420 - Oh, password protected. - Did you delete it? 366 00:12:11,463 --> 00:12:15,509 - What? - You only got one chick that ain't Jillian in your contacts. 367 00:12:15,789 --> 00:12:17,450 Kim better be ready to take it. 368 00:12:17,478 --> 00:12:19,696 Don't call... not Kim! Don't call... 369 00:12:20,252 --> 00:12:22,957 yeah, I'm looking for Kim. Is she there? 370 00:12:24,639 --> 00:12:26,523 No, I don't want to take taekwondo classes, dude. 371 00:12:26,544 --> 00:12:27,973 I already did that. 372 00:12:29,266 --> 00:12:31,659 - Should have thought about that... - Kim's a dude? 373 00:12:32,568 --> 00:12:34,012 He's a sensei. 374 00:12:34,049 --> 00:12:36,411 You guys don't know one chick, do you? 375 00:12:36,477 --> 00:12:37,520 Yeah, uh... 376 00:12:37,601 --> 00:12:39,169 I trusted you losers. 377 00:12:39,543 --> 00:12:41,437 I even told you about bangin', 378 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:43,393 suckin', and takin'. 379 00:12:43,422 --> 00:12:45,168 - He does always say that. - He's always... 380 00:12:45,185 --> 00:12:47,391 - yeah, that's cool. - And, just so you know, 381 00:12:47,437 --> 00:12:49,858 your tiny little shrimp dick 382 00:12:49,887 --> 00:12:51,498 has a Facebook page. 383 00:12:51,593 --> 00:12:52,869 And I liked it. 384 00:12:53,599 --> 00:12:55,709 Billy! Billy! 385 00:12:56,963 --> 00:12:59,801 What is going on with this shrimp dick stuff, man? 386 00:12:59,819 --> 00:13:02,662 - A lot of people are talking. - It's stupid, okay? 387 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,161 I went to the high school football game, 388 00:13:04,195 --> 00:13:05,840 I used the little kiddie urinal, 389 00:13:05,864 --> 00:13:07,558 'cause no one else was using it, and now, 390 00:13:07,594 --> 00:13:09,446 all of a sudden, I have a little kiddie penis? 391 00:13:09,464 --> 00:13:11,394 - Come on, man, that's... - No, that makes sense. 392 00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:13,066 - Bathroom 101. - Yeah, everybody knows that. 393 00:13:13,091 --> 00:13:15,163 It's not true, okay? What, do you wanna see it? 394 00:13:15,184 --> 00:13:16,709 - You wanna see it? Huh? - Us? No. 395 00:13:16,733 --> 00:13:18,092 Well, you keep talking about it. 396 00:13:18,110 --> 00:13:19,750 - How 'bout I show it to ya? - I'd love to see it. 397 00:13:19,775 --> 00:13:21,263 Oh, you do? Okay, great. 398 00:13:21,319 --> 00:13:22,687 All right, I'm gonna show it to you. 399 00:13:22,723 --> 00:13:23,898 You ever seen it? 400 00:13:23,942 --> 00:13:26,148 - I haven't seen it. - I've never seen it. I'd love to see it. 401 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:30,889 Eh. 402 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,435 Nah. 403 00:13:35,963 --> 00:13:38,273 Nope. Not tonight. 404 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:40,006 Guess it wasn't your lucky day. 405 00:13:48,863 --> 00:13:52,259 {pub}Two minutes till game time and no sign of Billy. 406 00:13:52,509 --> 00:13:53,678 Good plan, Beez. 407 00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,775 Hey, what can I say? 408 00:13:55,846 --> 00:13:57,573 - Brains of the op. - Thanks. 409 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,262 So you guys heard about Billy, huh? 410 00:13:59,293 --> 00:14:00,898 What's the matter? 411 00:14:00,994 --> 00:14:03,369 Is your star running back not feeling too good? 412 00:14:03,397 --> 00:14:05,233 Mmm... 413 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:08,399 Ooh, cry about it. Ooh, he's not here. 414 00:14:08,426 --> 00:14:10,914 - Ooh, I'm crying about it. - That's really insensitive. 415 00:14:10,947 --> 00:14:12,281 - Why? - Okay. 416 00:14:12,304 --> 00:14:14,047 Greetings, football fans. 417 00:14:14,072 --> 00:14:17,061 Today, Rancho Cucamonga South is dedicating the game 418 00:14:17,097 --> 00:14:19,891 to Billy Belk, who was in a car accident last night. 419 00:14:19,935 --> 00:14:21,354 Luckily, he's in stable condition 420 00:14:21,385 --> 00:14:23,336 with a broken collarbone at St. Joe's. 421 00:14:23,397 --> 00:14:25,959 Now let's... Go, wolves! 422 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,629 He's okay. He's okay. 423 00:14:29,710 --> 00:14:32,138 All: Billy! Billy! Billy! 424 00:14:32,197 --> 00:14:34,356 - Billy! Billy! - They seem motivated. 425 00:14:34,408 --> 00:14:36,685 Billy! Billy! Billy! 426 00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:38,340 Billy! Bill... 427 00:14:38,414 --> 00:14:39,983 Oh, here we go. 428 00:14:43,876 --> 00:14:45,120 - Yep. - Get him. 429 00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:46,698 Yeah! 430 00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:49,252 Yeah! 431 00:14:49,298 --> 00:14:52,010 Touchdown, RC South! 432 00:14:52,042 --> 00:14:54,901 All right! All right! 433 00:14:54,932 --> 00:14:56,965 Lot of game left to be played. 434 00:14:57,502 --> 00:14:59,112 Oh... Fugg. 435 00:15:01,051 --> 00:15:02,718 ♪ Go ♪ 436 00:15:02,855 --> 00:15:04,440 ♪ Go ♪ 437 00:15:04,581 --> 00:15:05,833 ♪ Go ♪ 438 00:15:06,774 --> 00:15:08,518 And a reminder, all wolves fans, 439 00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:11,035 - the snack shack is open... - Oh, my God, oh, my God. 440 00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,360 Oh, my God. Okay, please win. 441 00:15:12,455 --> 00:15:13,431 Please win. 442 00:15:13,475 --> 00:15:14,902 Hey, north! 443 00:15:15,074 --> 00:15:18,568 Time for those boy bodies to blossom into man bods. 444 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,716 Let's hit puberty right now! 445 00:15:20,829 --> 00:15:23,016 Check it out, dude. 446 00:15:23,065 --> 00:15:25,801 This chick's totally digging my style. 447 00:15:25,861 --> 00:15:27,019 Ooh. 448 00:15:27,112 --> 00:15:29,331 Five, six, seven, eight. 449 00:15:29,356 --> 00:15:31,421 T-I-n-y! 450 00:15:31,446 --> 00:15:34,163 You ain't got no alibi. Your dick's tiny! 451 00:15:34,195 --> 00:15:36,371 Yeah, yeah, it's tiny! 452 00:15:36,390 --> 00:15:38,452 She's looking right at you when she's saying that. 453 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:41,226 T-I-N-Y, you ain't got no alibi. 454 00:15:41,245 --> 00:15:43,207 Your dick's tiny, yeah, yeah. 455 00:15:43,244 --> 00:15:44,852 - It's tiny! - I, like... oh, my God. 456 00:15:44,883 --> 00:15:46,196 - I need a snack. - Whoo! 457 00:15:46,234 --> 00:15:47,873 - You going to the snack shack? - Yeah. 458 00:15:47,904 --> 00:15:49,340 Could you get me some snatchos? 459 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,001 - Yeah, sure. - Yeah, grab me a mounds. 460 00:15:54,256 --> 00:15:55,425 First down! 461 00:15:55,465 --> 00:15:57,448 That's a 26-yard completion 462 00:15:57,472 --> 00:15:58,374 for RC South. 463 00:15:58,489 --> 00:16:00,570 This is not happening! 464 00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:04,859 You're right. 465 00:16:05,850 --> 00:16:08,028 It's not. 466 00:16:08,153 --> 00:16:09,172 Where you going? 467 00:16:09,203 --> 00:16:11,820 Wait, just wait till Blake gets back, dude. 468 00:16:12,814 --> 00:16:14,140 I'll take some nachos. 469 00:16:14,170 --> 00:16:15,829 Uh, anything else I can get you... 470 00:16:15,848 --> 00:16:18,381 popcorn, pizza, corn dog? 471 00:16:19,731 --> 00:16:21,111 I'll take a corn dog. 472 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,999 Oh, man, I was just laughing to myself, Jerry, 473 00:16:25,156 --> 00:16:27,782 because I was joking about betting my 'Vo, 474 00:16:27,807 --> 00:16:29,892 and I thought maybe you thought I was serious. 475 00:16:30,017 --> 00:16:30,967 - What? - You didn't know? 476 00:16:30,992 --> 00:16:33,073 I was joking, man. 477 00:16:34,179 --> 00:16:35,113 Yeah! 478 00:16:36,314 --> 00:16:38,116 Belk just took the field! 479 00:16:38,387 --> 00:16:40,798 Ladies and gentlemen, number 33, 480 00:16:40,818 --> 00:16:42,195 Billy Belk! 481 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:45,667 All: Billy! Billy! Billy! 482 00:16:45,691 --> 00:16:47,042 Look at the football dance. 483 00:16:47,079 --> 00:16:48,488 Look at that touchdown dance. 484 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:53,024 Let's hear it for him! 485 00:16:58,127 --> 00:16:59,667 Hey, uh, remember... 486 00:16:59,698 --> 00:17:00,900 How I was joking? 487 00:17:00,931 --> 00:17:02,517 Uh, I was joking about joking. 488 00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:04,082 So bet is definitely still on. 489 00:17:04,121 --> 00:17:06,207 I'll be right back. Do you guys want a mounds? 490 00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:08,424 All: Billy! Billy! Billy! 491 00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:11,340 Billy, you should really be in the hospital. 492 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:13,171 But, by God, I'm glad you're here with us! 493 00:17:13,197 --> 00:17:15,474 Now, get out there and bring this one home! 494 00:17:15,592 --> 00:17:17,302 Go, Billy! Go! 495 00:17:19,026 --> 00:17:20,107 All right, Billy! 496 00:17:20,137 --> 00:17:22,393 Let's make sure you don't fumble the ball! 497 00:17:26,636 --> 00:17:28,861 All right, we're handing it off to you, Billy. 498 00:17:28,878 --> 00:17:31,094 Do your thing. Got it? 499 00:17:31,331 --> 00:17:33,012 Uh... 500 00:17:33,742 --> 00:17:34,843 Blowjes. 501 00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,123 Same old Billy. 502 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,238 Ready? Right! 503 00:17:38,281 --> 00:17:40,225 Agh! Grr. Whoo! 504 00:17:40,524 --> 00:17:43,402 First and ten, RC South. 505 00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:47,427 Let's go, Billy! 506 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:51,462 Set! Red 30! 507 00:17:51,897 --> 00:17:53,466 All right. Come on, come on, come on. 508 00:17:53,494 --> 00:17:54,996 Hut! 509 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,104 Whoa! 510 00:17:58,678 --> 00:17:59,638 Ho ho ho ho! 511 00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:01,310 Billy Belk tackled for a loss. 512 00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:02,783 - Good effort! - Second and 23. 513 00:18:02,811 --> 00:18:04,313 We're lucky he didn't fumble! 514 00:18:04,346 --> 00:18:06,083 Get off the field, little boy! 515 00:18:06,264 --> 00:18:08,377 Oh, man. 516 00:18:08,665 --> 00:18:11,752 I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. 517 00:18:12,465 --> 00:18:14,584 I'm a big, bright, shining star. 518 00:18:16,148 --> 00:18:19,133 All: Billy! Billy! Billy! Billy! 519 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,885 Billy! Billy! 520 00:18:22,636 --> 00:18:25,356 Set! Hut! 521 00:18:30,673 --> 00:18:32,634 Fumble it! Billy, fumble! 522 00:18:32,824 --> 00:18:34,157 Billy, fumble! 523 00:18:39,027 --> 00:18:42,365 I'm more than a mascot, dad! 524 00:18:49,872 --> 00:18:51,428 - Whoa! - What the... 525 00:18:51,459 --> 00:18:52,729 oh, my God, did you just see that? 526 00:18:52,774 --> 00:18:54,143 I'm trying to keep my car, man! 527 00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:55,834 - Anders. - What the hell? 528 00:18:55,933 --> 00:18:56,802 What's up, Billy? 529 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,172 - What? - What? Who is that? 530 00:18:58,199 --> 00:18:59,605 That's the real Billy. 531 00:18:59,651 --> 00:19:02,162 Hey! Heeey! 532 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,986 Hey, yeah! 533 00:19:07,389 --> 00:19:09,908 H-u-g-e! 534 00:19:09,945 --> 00:19:12,029 Who's got a big dick? Me! 535 00:19:12,064 --> 00:19:13,619 Blake! Remember me? 536 00:19:13,770 --> 00:19:16,357 You said I had a small one. I got a big one! 537 00:19:16,493 --> 00:19:18,945 - Hey! - Whoo! Whoo! 538 00:19:18,967 --> 00:19:20,835 - Oh! - Stop! 539 00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:23,214 - What are you doing? - Help me! 540 00:19:23,257 --> 00:19:24,647 Meet at the 'Vo! Meet at the 'Vo! 541 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,295 Meet at the 'Vo! Aah! 'Vo! 542 00:19:26,384 --> 00:19:29,196 Hey... whoa. Stop! 543 00:19:38,956 --> 00:19:40,183 - Yo. - Help me down. 544 00:19:40,214 --> 00:19:41,422 - Dude... - That was awesome. 545 00:19:41,453 --> 00:19:42,585 - We gotta go. - You see? 546 00:19:42,622 --> 00:19:43,628 I almost scored a touchdown. 547 00:19:43,659 --> 00:19:45,111 I saw that. Where's Blaze-onday? 548 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,818 I don't know! 549 00:19:47,405 --> 00:19:49,254 Whoa, there he is! 550 00:19:49,315 --> 00:19:50,712 What are you doing under there? 551 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,094 Where do you think you're going? 552 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,294 - That's my car! - No, no, no, no, no. 553 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,547 RC South lost. 554 00:19:55,578 --> 00:19:57,583 Yeah, but you dick heads tampered with the bet! 555 00:19:57,608 --> 00:19:59,896 Okay, all right, fine. Then I guess, uh... 556 00:19:59,923 --> 00:20:01,669 It's a push, right? 557 00:20:01,696 --> 00:20:03,417 Unless you, uh, want to let it ride. 558 00:20:03,454 --> 00:20:05,117 Then I get to pick the over/under. 559 00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:06,320 On what? 560 00:20:07,061 --> 00:20:08,348 On, um... 561 00:20:08,490 --> 00:20:11,446 Well, there's been a lot of talk about my buddy here's dick size. 562 00:20:11,686 --> 00:20:14,029 - Huh? - Yeah, you... 563 00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:15,792 what's the line? 564 00:20:17,231 --> 00:20:18,969 Three inches. 565 00:20:19,378 --> 00:20:20,197 Hard. 566 00:20:20,227 --> 00:20:21,827 That's a little smokie. 567 00:20:22,445 --> 00:20:23,614 Which are delicious. 568 00:20:23,651 --> 00:20:25,311 I'm kind of hungry right now, man. 569 00:20:25,342 --> 00:20:26,634 - Whew! - Even if it's small, 570 00:20:26,665 --> 00:20:27,869 it can't be that small, right? 571 00:20:27,912 --> 00:20:29,006 No, of course not. 572 00:20:29,018 --> 00:20:30,489 That's unrealistic small. 573 00:20:30,526 --> 00:20:32,769 Yeah, scientifically improbable. 574 00:20:32,801 --> 00:20:34,057 Yeah, that's an Atari joystick, man. 575 00:20:34,081 --> 00:20:35,982 - That's impossible. - Okay. 576 00:20:38,548 --> 00:20:39,529 We'll take the over. 577 00:20:39,554 --> 00:20:40,764 - All right! - All right! 578 00:20:40,799 --> 00:20:42,032 - There it is. - Appreciate it, man. 579 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,596 Could ya maybe turn the radio up? 580 00:20:50,668 --> 00:20:52,284 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 581 00:20:52,492 --> 00:20:57,492 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for DEMAND by antibio 41269

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