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- ♪ That's why I'm rollin'
with my guild three deep ♪
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♪ You can try and creep
to this wizard thug ♪
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♪ But you're gonna catch
a motherfucking lightning slug ♪
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- ♪ Don't make this wizard mad ♪
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♪ Don't make
this wizard pissed ♪
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♪ I could kill a hill giant
with a flick of my wrist ♪
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♪ Go ahead, dude,
give it a try ♪
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♪ Motherfucker,
wizards can't die ♪
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- ♪ Poof, pow, surprise ♪
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♪ What's with your eyes ♪
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♪ You're so hypnotized ♪
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♪ Step to me,
I'll make you cry ♪
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♪ We wizards never die ♪
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Hoo-ha!
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Cut! Cut! Cut. Cut.
- What?
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- Why are you
ripping your shirt off?
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- Okay, why aren't you guys
ripping your shirt off?
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We're trying to get people
excited, right?
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The world needs to see
the madness
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that is my upper torso, okay?
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- Whatever, man.
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And what is up with you,
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Miss Pouting Princess
in the corner?
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Where is your head at?
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I mean, come on,
the Ren Faire is in two weeks.
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And we are opening
for Mike "The Throat" Davenport.
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He is the premier
sword swallower in the county!
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- I get that,
but this entire thing
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is completely disrespectful
to the rap game.
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- [laughs]
Are-are you being for real?
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- I'm as real
as the streets, okay?
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And I'm not about to whore out
my rap skillz,
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with a Z,
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to some adult nerds gone wild.
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- Yeah, Ders,
but these adult nerds
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have huge
adult-nerd boobs, dude.
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- Okay, remember
high school drama nerds?
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Those girls had
some big ole boobs, right?
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- Yeah, yeah, they did.
- You got me back, and I'm back.
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- Hey! Guys!
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What part of Irwindale
Renaissance Pleasure Faire
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sounds like a joke to you guys?
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Huh?
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Okay, look.
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I want you guys
to start acting your age!
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All right?
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Which is 4,178 years old.
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[shouting]
If you would have even bothered
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to crack
the players handbook open
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that I left on your bed, Anders!
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[hip-hop music]
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- ♪ I'm fresh ♪
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- ♪ You gotta, you gotta,
you gotta ♪
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- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪
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[music playing softly]
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- Ah, this guy's really putting
the "work" in work out, huh?
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- Yeah.
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- I respect his commitment,
though.
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It's cool.
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- Did he just
bring those from home?
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- Oh, yeah.
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And the wizard beats,
he says they make him stronger,
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which... they do.
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- That, I understand.
- Yeah.
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- Mind if I light up?
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- Free country.
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Ahh.
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Ahh.
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Whew.
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- Who's that lady?
Why is she just standing there?
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- That's Sharon Livanos.
She owns the building.
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What the fuck is he doing?
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- Uh, we're on a stress break.
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We had a super-busy morning,
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so we're just cuttin' loose.
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- Yeah, I mean, we were
really pulling our hair out.
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But I'm sure he'll be done
in a minute
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and get in here,
flex that sales muscle for you.
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- Do they know each other?
Have they met?
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Oh, my-
- Okay!
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- Jesus Christ.
- Wow.
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- Oh, my gosh, is that
a over-the-pants handy?
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- Oh.
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- Yeah.
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- Whoa.
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- Yeah, Adam.
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Uh, you're just-you're missing
wizard rehearsal again.
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So I'm just kind of
worried sick about you,
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wondering where you are.
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So-oh, here you are.
You are here.
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You're-
you're here in person.
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I'll talk to you... now.
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Hey.
- Dude, what the hell?
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Where have you been?
It's been, like, three days.
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- Have you guys ever met someone
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that just gets you
on all levels,
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makes you feel like your souls
are boning each other
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in the spirit world?
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- Are you talking
about that super-old lady
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from the roof?
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- Sharon is as old as my mom is.
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And her and my dad
have sex on the regular.
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Oh, and, "fwi,"
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I'm in love.
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I did it.
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So I'm gonna be moving out.
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- Okay, it's not not "fwi."
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It's FYI,
"for your information."
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- Okay, Ders.
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I know how to spell, all right?
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And in the 75 hours
that I've known Sharon,
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she's done more for me
and my bodybuilding career...
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[whispering]
than you guys ever have.
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- Dude, you can't just move out.
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What about rent?
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- Yeah, what about, uh,
the wizards,
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Rm Fafinwa?
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- You guys
should come over sometime.
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We've been thinking of doing
some more entertaining.
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Oh, and "fwi," Ders...
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We've got a great pool.
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[motorcycle engine revs]
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- Huh!
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Wow, he's really doing this.
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So what are we thinking?
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- I'm thinking we got
to break these two up.
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Lover boy is in
for a rude awakening.
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- Rude!
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- All right, here's the deal.
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I'm gonna get in there,
seduce Sharon Old Norse style,
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bed her down, and Adam will
never want a piece of her again.
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- Wait. Why do you always get
to seduce the girls?
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- Because I have no emotions.
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You'll let your heart
get in the way.
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You know that.
- Yeah, that's true.
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I can't just love 'em
and leave 'em.
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Never could.
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Actually, I've never had
the opportunity yet.
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- Sharon,
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my work friends are here!
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- Hey, buddy.
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These are for you.
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- Thank you.
- Wow, lookin' good.
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- Thank you!
Let me show you in.
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'Cause this pad is...
[deep voice] sick!
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- He looks Asian. Wow.
- He looks somethin'.
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[soft piano music]
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- Whee!
Welcome to my house!
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Cool pad, right?
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We're just thinking of knocking
some walls out this bitch,
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just really making it our own,
you know what I mean?
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It was her house.
Now it's gonna be our house.
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So we kind of have to adjust
to that whole sitch.
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- Hey, buddy, someday,
I hope I have a house like this.
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- Keep dreamin'.
Takes a lot of hard work.
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So I doubt
you're ready for it, but...
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- Where's this little pond
you call a pool?
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- Pool? Right out here.
Guess what.
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Sharon has this dude
that comes, cleans it...
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weekly.
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Let's go check it out.
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- No! Hey, wait.
- Hang on.
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- Why don't you let Ders
hit the pool?
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You need to show me the rest
of this house, if that's okay.
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- Oh, you want the
"el touro de la grando", huh?
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- I think so.
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- That's Spanish.
I'm learning Spanish.
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- I'm gonna check out the pool.
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- Spanish-style,
Spanish-style home.
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- I'll see you guys.
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- And this is the bedroom,
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where the magic happens.
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- Ho, ho, ho, ho!
- Yeah, a lot of magic.
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Lots 0' magic.
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Careful, this door handle's
a little loose.
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Why? 'Cause of magic.
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Magic happened on this step
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and some magic here.
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So this is her son's bedroom,
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AKA Magic Town.
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I get up something like this
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and just do a lot of magic
this way.
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Oh, what do you think
that smell is, Blake?
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- Magic.
- Nope, turkey bacon.
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Good guess, though.
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[lounge music playing]
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♪♪
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- Hey, legs, Anders Holmvik,
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junior national champion, 2005.
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How's it going?
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- Oh.
You work for Adam, right?
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- [laughs]
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'Work."
Is that what he said?
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That's great.
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No, I'm like a, uh...
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father figure to the kid.
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- Hmm.
- Some yard you got here.
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You ever see any butterflies?
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[Water splashing]
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You see that?
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I just flipped off that.
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Whoo!
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You got
that butterfly joke, right?
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- Yeah, I don't swim, so...
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- Well, it's never
too late to learn.
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- Okay, but I'm taking my drink
with me.
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- Deal.
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- And this right here
is my office.
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This is where Daddy
comes to work!
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- Oh, ho!
Yeah, it is.
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Welcome to the muscle factory.
- Mm-hmm.
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Got your wizard beats
right here.
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Using them for the bodybuilding
competition.
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Just gettin' swole
with it, brotha.
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- Cool of you to disrespect
the wizard beats like that.
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That's not what they're for.
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- Yeah?
Well, I'm using 'em.
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Let's go to the pool
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and see what Ders
is up to, right?
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- No! Hey, wait.
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Why don't you show me
how this guy works, huh?
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- No! Come on, dude.
- Oh, shoot.
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- What did I say'?
This is my toolshed.
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These are my tools, and you
throw them on the ground?
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- I thought it was your office.
- It's both, all right?
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- Show me how these tool/office
supplies work, bud.
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- Okay.
This is my pen.
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And this is my wrench.
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Uhhaah!
- Woof!
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- Sometimes I like
to keep the windows open
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and just scream loud
so, like, people think
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we're having sex or working out.
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They're not sure.
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It's just real guttural noises,
like, "Uhh!
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"Uhhuhh!
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Ooohh!"
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- Very cool.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Don't worry.
I'm gonna be gentle.
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You just arch your back.
Lean back.
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Take a deep breath.
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- Are you trying to seduce me?
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- I'm trying to "se-Ders" you.
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- Uhhaah!
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Oh! Hello!
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Legs, heh-heh.
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Bungee cord does the trick.
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I'll say that much.
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They say your calves
are 75% genetics.
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But, uh, you know,
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evidently my Grandpa DeMamp
was a total pussy.
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The guy was not svelte.
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- I don't know if I should-
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- So I have a lot of work to do
before the competition.
255
00:08:59,665 --> 00:09:01,292
I'll figure something out.
- You sure about this?
256
00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:02,585
- Yeah, make sure
you get low, dude.
257
00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,503
Get in that power squat.
- Okay.
258
00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:05,963
- And then just stay low
to the ground.
259
00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:07,173
Work on your stems,
know what I mean?
260
00:09:07,298 --> 00:09:08,298
- Yeah.
261
00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:09,550
- Wonder if Ders
is diggin' the pool.
262
00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:10,955
- Oh, no,
you probably shouldn't-
263
00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:12,053
- Whoo!
- Okay-
264
00:09:12,178 --> 00:09:13,178
- What the hell?
265
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,389
Holmvik!
- Adam, don't.
266
00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:16,766
- Ders!
267
00:09:16,891 --> 00:09:18,726
- No, wait. Hold up.
You shouldn't-
268
00:09:18,851 --> 00:09:20,853
Okay! God damn-
269
00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:21,978
Ders! He's coming!
270
00:09:22,021 --> 00:09:23,021
Do her quick!
271
00:09:23,064 --> 00:09:24,607
- Anders Holmvik!
272
00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,358
Guess what, dude.
We're gonna fight now.
273
00:09:26,484 --> 00:09:27,484
Are you ready for that?
274
00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:29,361
- Uh, I'm kind of in the middle
of a lesson right now.
275
00:09:29,487 --> 00:09:30,613
- Okay, well,
I'm kind of in the middle
276
00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,031
of destroying your whole face.
277
00:09:32,156 --> 00:09:33,556
- Move your legs
like an egg beater.
278
00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:35,576
- Are you a man, Anders?
279
00:09:35,701 --> 00:09:37,745
- You are frickin' dead, boy!
280
00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:39,955
You are so dead.
- Bring it.
281
00:09:40,081 --> 00:09:43,334
- You are so dead, dude.
- Okay, hold the phone.
282
00:09:43,459 --> 00:09:45,628
You are fully torqued, bro.
283
00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:47,755
- Well, yeah, I was about
to bone that lady!
284
00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,465
- Ohh.
- Yeah, okay, yes.
285
00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:51,509
But you're gonna have
to untorque your bone
286
00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,302
before we can continue anything.
287
00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,679
I think everybody knows
that it's an unwritten rule:
288
00:09:55,805 --> 00:09:58,265
warriors cannot collide
while erect.
289
00:09:58,390 --> 00:09:59,390
- Fine.
- Fine.
290
00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,559
- Take five.
- Crank down.
291
00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:01,977
- Crank it down.
292
00:10:02,103 --> 00:10:04,146
- I mean, it's a great backyard.
293
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,940
- Yeah, it's pretty nice.
294
00:10:06,065 --> 00:10:07,316
Thinking about putting
a koi pond over there.
295
00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,110
- You got the room for it.
- Waterfall.
296
00:10:09,235 --> 00:10:10,235
- Might as well.
- Yeah.
297
00:10:10,236 --> 00:10:11,403
- And the bonefs down!
Fight!
298
00:10:11,529 --> 00:10:12,863
- Ohh! Come on!
299
00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:14,406
Yeah, baby!
300
00:10:14,532 --> 00:10:15,699
Yeah, baby, what?
301
00:10:15,825 --> 00:10:16,909
- Whoa!
- Oh, yeah.
302
00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:18,077
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Choker, choker.
303
00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:19,203
- Break it up!
Break it up! Break it up!
304
00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:20,328
- What?
- What?
305
00:10:20,371 --> 00:10:21,413
- You guys both have boners now.
306
00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:23,666
What is going on?
- Wow!
307
00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,084
It's contagious, dude!
308
00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:27,044
You're too fleshy.
Put on a shirt.
309
00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:28,169
- This guys smells great.
310
00:10:28,254 --> 00:10:29,734
It's like a coconut oil.
What is that?
311
00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:31,715
- Thank you.
It's my tanning cream.
312
00:10:31,841 --> 00:10:32,841
- Oh! Boners are down.
313
00:10:32,842 --> 00:10:33,926
- I'm gonna ruin you, man.
314
00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:35,678
- I'm gonna straight do
what I came here to do.
315
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,043
- I'm gonna straight wreck you!
316
00:10:37,138 --> 00:10:40,266
- You're gonna die at my feet,
you small-minded-
317
00:10:40,391 --> 00:10:41,767
- Okay, I've got a boner.
- I got one too.
318
00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:42,935
Soon as I said, "my feet,"
it was like...
319
00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,436
- Yeah, all the blood
just sort of-
320
00:10:44,562 --> 00:10:46,272
That happened to me too.
That's what's weird about it.
321
00:10:46,397 --> 00:10:47,690
- That's cool.
- This is really weird.
322
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,483
- You know what?
We're not gonna fight right now.
323
00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:50,734
That's official.
324
00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:52,528
I'm torqued.
You're torqued right now.
325
00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,196
But I know you can leave.
326
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,865
You can leave my house
and respect my woman.
327
00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:57,190
That's what you can do.
- Fine.
328
00:10:57,283 --> 00:10:58,325
- Leave.
- Gladly.
329
00:10:58,450 --> 00:10:59,618
- Well, I have
a little announcement
330
00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,745
for you, sir, because
you broke the blood oath,
331
00:11:01,871 --> 00:11:03,998
and I want you to leave
our wizard crew.
332
00:11:04,123 --> 00:11:05,123
- What? Yeah.
Like I care.
333
00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:06,959
- And I'm taking the beats back.
334
00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:08,445
- Ah, don't take the beats.
- Yeah.
335
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,336
- No, don't take the beats.
336
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,130
Oh!
Don't take the beats!
337
00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:12,715
I'm super sad about the beats!
338
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,175
I don't care, dude,
339
00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:16,581
because I have a bodybuilding
competition on the same day.
340
00:11:16,594 --> 00:11:18,137
And that's more important to me
341
00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:21,140
than dressing up
like a fairy wizard.
342
00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:22,141
- Wow.
- You know what, man?
343
00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:23,601
It did not have to go like this.
344
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,603
We're out of here.
345
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,813
- You're such a dumb idiot!
346
00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:28,938
- Wow, okay.
347
00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:30,191
I don't care.
348
00:11:30,316 --> 00:11:31,692
I hope this goes away soon.
349
00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:33,057
You infected me with your boner.
350
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:34,987
- We are going to be just fine.
351
00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:36,447
Okay?
We do not need Adam.
352
00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:38,574
- Oh, no. We're great.
We're awesome, heh.
353
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:41,202
Just the two of us.
Best roommates ever.
354
00:11:41,327 --> 00:11:42,453
Nothing's gonna change.
355
00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:44,205
- Nope.
356
00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:46,999
- Nothing is going to change!
357
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,595
It's not changing, buddy.
- I know. I got that.
358
00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:54,965
You're in the back.
Okay.
359
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,259
Blake! Beer me, dude!
360
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,803
- One for big Ders
and one for little Adam.
361
00:11:59,929 --> 00:12:00,930
- Wait!
362
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:06,227
- ♪ Oh, what a friend I have
in you ♪
363
00:12:06,352 --> 00:12:08,354
♪ I hope you feel the way I do ♪
364
00:12:08,479 --> 00:12:10,105
- Ohh! Suck it!
365
00:12:10,231 --> 00:12:13,067
- ♪ A good best friend in you ♪
- Shh.
366
00:12:15,945 --> 00:12:17,529
- So...
367
00:12:17,655 --> 00:12:20,366
just two dudes in a Jacuzzi.
368
00:12:20,491 --> 00:12:21,491
- Yeah.
369
00:12:21,492 --> 00:12:23,452
- This is not working.
370
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:26,247
- No, this is not
working at all.
371
00:12:26,372 --> 00:12:28,082
We got to get a new roommate.
372
00:12:28,207 --> 00:12:29,375
- Hew
373
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:32,711
- Karl!
- How's it going, blazer?
374
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,838
Hey, look,
thanks for having me over, guys.
375
00:12:34,964 --> 00:12:37,675
I'm ready to, uh, join
human society one more time.
376
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:38,801
Call this couch.
377
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,247
Whoop, whoop,
whoop, whoop, whoop!
378
00:12:40,261 --> 00:12:42,179
Surprise sandwich!
379
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:43,389
- [laughs]
380
00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:45,557
- Blake, I never agreed to this.
381
00:12:45,683 --> 00:12:46,923
- Oh, my gosh, I'm so starving.
382
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,602
I'm so starving.
I'm so starving.
383
00:12:57,278 --> 00:12:59,738
- Hey, left arm, how ya doin'?
384
00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,657
Oh, you're gettin'
so much stronger.
385
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,826
Right arm, you're kind of
looking weak over there, buddy.
386
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:04,994
- My office, five minutes.
387
00:13:05,119 --> 00:13:06,495
Brush your teeth,
cut your fingernails,
388
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,038
and powder your balls.
389
00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:11,000
- I might even floss for you.
390
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:13,419
[high-pitched voice]
Whaaat?
391
00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:15,004
- Ohh!
Yeah, that's it.
392
00:13:15,129 --> 00:13:16,714
We're done.
Thank you.
393
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,550
- Wow, that was-
that was exhausting.
394
00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:22,052
My jaw hurts pretty bad.
395
00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:24,054
It was-
ah, that was fun, though.
396
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:26,015
That was, like, intimate.
397
00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:28,017
You were right up in here, so...
398
00:13:28,142 --> 00:13:30,227
- Wait. Where's that going?
Where's that-keep-
399
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:32,062
- I'm taking it off.
It's like-it hurts pretty-
400
00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:34,356
- Yeah, that's okay.
You'll form a callus.
401
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,358
It's supposed to happen.
Keep it on. Be tough.
402
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,068
- ORGY-
403
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,486
“ [sighs]
404
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,322
- Hey, maybe next time,
we can use the strap-on
405
00:13:41,447 --> 00:13:42,906
that God gave me, my...
406
00:13:43,032 --> 00:13:44,032
pants.
407
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,492
- Pass. Pass.
408
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,328
No.
- In my...
409
00:13:49,747 --> 00:13:51,206
- Just gonna get 'em
taken up a little bit.
410
00:13:51,332 --> 00:13:52,416
- I appreciate
all your hard work.
411
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,543
- Hey, guys, check out
my new wizard costume.
412
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:55,668
What's up?
413
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,005
- Karl, we're not barbarians.
What are you doing?
414
00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:01,759
You're dressed like some kind
of goddamn farm shaman.
415
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,594
- No, I'm a high priest.
416
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:05,512
- Whoo! And I won!
417
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,556
Yeah, baby, I wasn't even
racin' anyone,
418
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,308
but I would have won if I were.
419
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:11,310
- I'd just like you to know
that you are trespassing,
420
00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:13,270
all right,
and we are gonna just assume
421
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,105
that you are an intruder
at this point.
422
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,440
- Okay, I'm sorry.
423
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,445
I'm just here to get
some clean shirts for work.
424
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,235
So if you wouldn't mind
excusing me.
425
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,365
- Hey, watch the candles.
426
00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:26,283
- Oh, Jesus, Karl.
427
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:27,910
- That's pretty cool, right?
- You know what?
428
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,035
I think it's super cute
429
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,288
that you guys are taking
this whole wizard/caveman thing
430
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:32,414
so seriously.
431
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,417
I really do.
Yoooo!
432
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,782
- Well, we are, and guess what.
433
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,921
Karl is taking the wizards
to a whole new level.
434
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,130
- Yeah.
- That's right.
435
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,423
Speaking of that level, guys,
436
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,592
did I show you my crossbow?
437
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:47,596
- You're ruining my life.
438
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,140
- Okay, so remember,
wizards are immortal.
439
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,601
So they pretty much see
everything they've ever loved
440
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:53,769
pass away before them.
441
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:54,894
- Uh-
- All right?
442
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,647
Sad. But it's raw.
443
00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:58,190
Use that emotion, okay?
444
00:14:58,315 --> 00:14:59,315
- Cool, cool.
- Thanks.
445
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,840
- Awesome.
Karl, go ahead and hit it.
446
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,444
- Absolutely.
- Okay.
447
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,989
- Oh. The CD is gone.
448
00:15:06,115 --> 00:15:07,616
- [whispering] Adam.
449
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,202
[band playing
America the Beautiful]
450
00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:12,287
- Whoo!
Let's do this, boys!
451
00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:13,539
Lookin' swole.
Lookin' good.
452
00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:15,499
Good luck out there.
I believe in all of us.
453
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:17,960
We're all gonna-we're all
gonna take a trophy home.
454
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,878
- Are you the mascot for
the competition or something?
455
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,296
Is that what you're doing here?
456
00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:23,048
- Are you the mascot for
the competition or something?
457
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:24,633
Do we have beef already, dude?
458
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:25,801
- All right, well,
459
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,366
just be careful out there,
all right?
460
00:15:27,428 --> 00:15:30,639
- Careful?
I never am.
461
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,808
[triumphant music playing]
462
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:35,686
Whoo!
463
00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:38,313
Aggh.
464
00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:39,815
- Welcome to the Tri-Valley
465
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,817
Amateur Bodybuilders
Competition.
466
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:45,529
Give it up for our contenders!
467
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:47,406
[triumphant music]
468
00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:49,616
[light applause]
469
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,166
- Dude, that's Barry.
470
00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:59,543
I sold that guy a garbage bag
full of growth hormones.
471
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,670
Hey, you're lookin' huge, Barry!
472
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,173
- Wow, this is pathetic.
473
00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:06,175
Adam looks like
a baby man up there.
474
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,300
- Let's focus here.
475
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,553
Let's just get the beats
and then get out of here.
476
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:12,097
We are, like, three hours
away from performing
477
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,932
in front of horses and knights.
478
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:16,185
- Uh, I think we're gonna stay
for the solo.
479
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:17,769
This is gonna get interesting.
480
00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:20,772
[heavy metal music playing]
481
00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:28,898
♪♪
482
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:34,286
- Hyuaaah!
483
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,920
- ♪ He's insane ♪
484
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:45,923
[rock music playing]
485
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,884
♪♪
486
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,886
- Hey, Share-bear, it's me.
487
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,221
Don't see you out there.
488
00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:53,346
About to smash my solo,
489
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,749
win an awesome
bodybuilding trophy.
490
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,225
You're gonna be so proud of me.
491
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,726
All right.
- Thank you, Barry.
492
00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,062
- Hope you're on your way.
Miss you. See you soon. Okay.
493
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,607
- Please welcome to the stage
our next contestant.
494
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,567
He's 5'8",
495
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:09,696
weighing in at 240 pounds.
496
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:10,989
Well, that can't be right.
497
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:14,952
Uh, Adam "The Snake Roberts"
DeMamp!
498
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,077
" Unh!
499
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,288
- All right.
- Here we go.
500
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:21,291
[slow hip-hop music playing]
501
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:24,920
♪♪
502
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,505
- Rahr!
503
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:27,965
Mm! Mm!
504
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,133
Mm! Mm!
Mm! Mm!
505
00:17:30,259 --> 00:17:33,011
[imitating machine gun fire]
506
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,179
- You know what?
507
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:35,514
I stand corrected.
508
00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:37,015
The guy is a showman.
509
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,893
- His body is lookin' tight.
510
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:43,564
- [blowing sharply]
511
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:44,689
Rooh!
512
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:48,110
[laughter]
513
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,195
- Okay, that's... not good.
514
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,365
- What are you laughing at?
515
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,033
I'm yoked!
516
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,660
- Don't laugh at my friend.
517
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,453
Okay?
Only I laugh at my friend.
518
00:17:58,579 --> 00:18:01,123
He's got, like, ten times
more of the bravery than you.
519
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,333
I don't-l don't see you
with your shirt off.
520
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,419
You probably got
big, dark nipples!
521
00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:07,879
Adam, you keep doing
what you're doing, bud.
522
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:10,591
No, no, no.
They're laughing out of respect.
523
00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:12,175
It's a respect laugh!
524
00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:14,886
Howie Mandel
gets them all the time!
525
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,224
-
526
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:20,475
Quit your cryin'.
527
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:21,801
- We're here to make it better.
528
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:22,936
You're going back out there.
529
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:25,814
- I'm so sorry
I bailed on you guys.
530
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,442
[whispering]
But I can't go back out there.
531
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,402
They hate me.
- It's okay, man.
532
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:33,614
You got to go
back out there, though...
533
00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:35,365
with us.
534
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:36,658
- ♪ I'm a wizard, bitch ♪
535
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,285
♪ You can't defeat me ♪
536
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:39,745
♪ 'Cause I'm a Predator 2 a'
537
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,122
♪ Like Danny Glover on the GT ♪
538
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:43,707
♪ And when I rap, son ♪
539
00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:45,083
♪ I cast spells ♪
540
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,710
♪ And when I'm bangin'
yo' wench ♪
541
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,253
♪ I make it rain like hells ♪
542
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:49,588
- ♪ You know who it be ♪
543
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:51,298
♪ It's that crazy-ass mage ♪
544
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:52,883
♪ Walkin' out
the goblin fortress ♪
545
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,509
♪ With my loaded 12-gauge ♪
546
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:56,178
♪ I be flyin' on a dragon ♪
547
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,763
♪ You be ridin' in a rental ♪
548
00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:59,209
♪ While you dance
up in the club ♪
549
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,807
♪ I summon blizzard elemental ♪
550
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:02,184
- ♪ Straight out of Mordor ♪
551
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,519
♪ Four more wizards
come to your door ♪
552
00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:05,645
♪ Don't step to us ♪
553
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,939
♪ 'Cause we
the number one sorcerers ♪
554
00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:10,442
♪ Pour more of that
maiden-bangin' potion ♪
555
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,694
♪ Pop the dragon
into three-legged motion ♪
556
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,029
♪ Now we coastin' ♪
557
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,280
- ♪ Yeah ♪
558
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:16,865
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
559
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,075
- Whoo!
- Thank you!
560
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,200
- Thank you!
Thank you!
561
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:20,577
- Thanks.
- Heads up.
562
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:22,462
- I appreciate it.
Thank you very much, guys.
563
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:24,081
- Whoo-hoo!
564
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,666
- Ooh, I think it's safe to say
565
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:27,042
you guys murdered it in there.
566
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,288
- Yeah, I like your passion,
567
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:29,294
but an overall note:
568
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:32,047
maybe just do it better
for me next time, okay?
569
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,382
- Okay.
- I'm sorry. You know what?
570
00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:35,050
I've been so critical lately.
I got to chill.
571
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,301
- Dude, forget it.
This guy got a trophy.
572
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:37,427
We're all good.
573
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:39,471
- Hey, I'm sorry
all my awesome muscles
574
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,356
got in the way
of our friendship for a while.
575
00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:42,808
I'm not gonna let it
happen again.
576
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:44,184
You hear that?
577
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,811
- I'm just happy to be
a part of it, finally.
578
00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:47,396
- No, Karl, you're out.
579
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:48,842
He's in. You're out.
- Yeah, yeah.
580
00:19:48,939 --> 00:19:50,357
- Makes sense.
- Sorry, Karl.
581
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:52,526
- Oh, here comes Sharon.
582
00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:53,944
- Hop on, monkey.
583
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:57,030
- You missed the most important
moment of my life.
584
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,490
- Come on, babe.
Get on the bike.
585
00:19:58,615 --> 00:19:59,908
I've got a plane waiting for us.
586
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,868
We're going to Iowa
to fuck in the mud.
587
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:03,745
Hmm?
588
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:04,870
- It's okay.
589
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,123
You want a life with Sharon,
590
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:07,290
we support you.
591
00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:08,583
- Yeah.
Go for it, man.
592
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:10,836
She's hot.
I jerked it to her last night.
593
00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:13,213
You were great, by the way.
- Always am.
594
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,132
- Sharon, I'd love to go
to the East Coast with you.
595
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,717
I really would, but...
596
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:18,260
I'm not gonna get on that bike.
597
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,886
We're through.
598
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:23,140
- Fine. You're up.
Come on, dude.
599
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,558
- Me?
- Yeah.
600
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:26,810
- Whoo! Let's roll!
601
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,854
Sayonara, boys.
602
00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:31,440
- Ooh, uh, you smell
like water trash.
603
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:34,151
I've changed my mind.
Get off.
604
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,819
- Fine.
- Sorry, just...
605
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:37,154
- Makes sense.
606
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,321
- [whispering] Jesus.
607
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:42,117
- Sharon, I hated
chindoing you anyways!
608
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,453
It was weird!
609
00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:45,787
It's chindo.
610
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,122
It's, like, a thing
that you strap on to your-
611
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,498
- Hey, man,
612
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:50,125
if you don't want to tell us,
you don't have to.
613
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,877
We'll just Google it later.
614
00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:53,503
- Times of friendship.
615
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:54,921
You guys are my best friends.
- Forever.
616
00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:56,131
" Uhh!
617
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,340
- Ah, dude, Ders,
you got a boner.
618
00:20:57,466 --> 00:20:58,466
- Ohh!
- So do I.
619
00:20:58,508 --> 00:20:59,508
- Sorry, GUYS-
620
00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:01,386
- Nice!
621
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,513
[dog snorting, party horn blows]
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