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Workaholics S04E13 (720p) Friendship Anniversary - BrRip [KoTuWa]
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- Welcome
to American Gladiate-Ders!
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Contestant, you will have
two minutes to finish
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the obstacle course without
getting shot down by Blake.
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- Actually, uh, my gladiator
name is "Slaybraham Lincoln."
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- Are you wearing my jammers?
- Oh, yeah.
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Hope you don't mind.
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I pimp-my-rided them,
kind of souped 'em up.
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- Not cool.
Okay, so, Adam,
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you will begin
with the slingshot,
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which will propel you
over the table to station one.
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At station two,
where the stationary bike is,
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you'll... there's three things...
Whatever.
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Go to three, four,
five, six, seven,
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and you will end the course
at the doors of destruction,
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one of which
I'll be hiding behind
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to put you on your ass, boy!
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Gladiator ready!
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- Ready!
- Contestant ready!
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- I actually didn't hear
a lot of what you just said,
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but get ready to see
a man of action!
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- And ready, go!
[whistle blows]
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- Oh!
- Got him! Got... got you!
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- No, you're out, that's it.
- Got you, got you!
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- No, that doesn't count.
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- No, yeah, that counted,
for sure.
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You're out.
Those are the rules.
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- Mm, I think I just found
some new rules.
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Starting now.
Go!
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- What...
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You're out, though, dude!
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- Ooh, pay the piper!
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It's a faulty course!
- You're skipping stations.
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- Ow!
- Now you're dead again.
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You're double dead.
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- Ow!
- Got him!
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- Okay, that doesn't...
Second life!
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I've got a second life now.
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- Ders!
He's cheating!
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- Okay. Oh, hey.
- I'm coming, Dersey!
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- He's disqualified, so...
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Thank you.
Hey, guys, we got our lease.
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You know we've been living
together seven years?
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You know what that means?
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We're common law married!
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- We're married!
- Married!
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[beatboxing]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ I'm fresh ♪
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- ♪ You gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, gotta ♪
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- ♪ Gotta be fresh ♪
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- Okay, on the right side
is where the sporks go, Blake.
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- The right.
See, I did the left.
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- And, Adam, if you wouldn't
mind pouring some champagne
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for when we all sign
the lease together.
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- I would love to,
my dude husband.
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- Oh, wow, seven years.
Wow!
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- I mean, it's...
- Dude, I love champagne.
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- Crazy.
- Whoo!
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- Oh, hey, oh!
- Aah!
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Celebration!
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- What are you doing?
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Dude, we're supposed
to save that
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for when we sign
the lease together! Stop it!
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- This was supposed to be
a nice dinner, I thought.
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- I'm living a loco life!
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Come on, guys.
Let's get shmacked, right?
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We're married dudes.
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- Married dudes
don't get loco.
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They have civilized dinners
together, duh!
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- Mm, I don't know.
I like my way a little better.
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- All right, look,
everybody relax, all right?
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Because I have...
- I'm relaxed!
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- I have wedding gifts.
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- Yeah, okay, sure.
- Yeah.
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- Ders, you're first up,
and tell me how you like it.
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- I think those
are my headphones.
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Why are they covered with...
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- With... well, they're shells
and various, uh,
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things from the sea because...
- Uh-huh.
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- Well, I know how much
he likes water.
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- Blake, I don't want to hear
the ocean.
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I want to hear Robert Kelly.
I want to hear Ne-Yo.
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I want to hear Usher!
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I don't want to hear the ocean!
Jesus.
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- Wow, he has horrible taste
in music.
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- Oh, it doesn't matter.
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This wasn't even
the best gift.
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I made you the best gift
'cause you're my favorite.
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- I'm gonna close my eyes.
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- What do you think?
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- You ruined
my fucking weight belt.
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You destroyed it.
- Uh, well...
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- You glued macaroni on it,
and then you put
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you love my butthole?
- No.
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- "Blake's favorite
tight butthole" is my butthole.
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- You know, it's kind of big
on the Internet right now.
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It's called
"reclaimed art," so...
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- So you claim.
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- So I claim, very good.
- Yeah.
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- Well, I don't see you
giving any gifts.
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- Here's my gift to you.
- Ooh, ooh, Ders!
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You might want to get in here.
- Here's my gift to you.
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- We got some performance art
from the genius.
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- I'm gonna get
so shmacked tonight,
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and that usually correlates
into us having
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one of the best time
of our lifetime times,
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like that time
that we partied
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with Seven Mary Three...
- It wasn't...
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- And that was all because of me
and my partying ways!
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- Okay.
- All right.
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- All right, all right.
Let's put it aside.
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I can...
I can forget everything.
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Now that I'm seeing the KFC,
I'm getting excited.
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- Oh!
Kentucky freaking chicken, baby!
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- Whoa, whoa.
- That's good, okay, I'm back.
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Now I'm back.
- Hey, sorry about that.
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- Let's dial it back.
We're out of dishes.
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This isn't KFC, I just used
the boxes and the buckets.
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Uh, this is Norwegian food.
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Kjottkaker,
and then we've got
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fiskesuppe,
and of course the cod tongue.
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- Wha... what?
Am I on Off Their Rockers?
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Is Betty White gonna walk
her old ass in here?
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What is this?
- Okay.
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I'm not gonna eat
any Swedish fish
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unless it's
actual Swedish Fish,
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the kind that you get in the bag
at the grocery store
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that's delicious,
a little gummy treat.
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- For the 500th time,
I'm Norwegian.
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This is Norwegian food.
- Okay.
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- It's totally different.
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- For the first time,
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you shouldn't bring in KFC
unless it's actual KFC,
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not this fucking pig slop!
- Yep.
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- I made all this for you guys.
I slaved all day.
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The least you could say
is "tusen takk,"
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which is "a thousand thanks"
in Norwegian.
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- Hmm.
- How about no takks?
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Zero takks for you!
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I want real, American,
delicious meats!
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- There's Nor-way
I'm gonna eat this!
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- Hey!
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- Norway fucking sucks!
Kentucky rules!
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- Food fight!
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[punk music]
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[all grunting]
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- [yells]
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[all shouting]
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- Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- Oh, well,
we're out of food.
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- Oh!
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- [grunts]
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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- Aah!
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- Why don't you go get shmacked
loco somewhere, you bitch?
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- Oh, I will, 'cause
if I wasn't getting shmacked,
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not one loco thing would ever
happen to either of you!
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- Ho-ho!
Who said we want it, man?
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Oh! You're lucky I don't shmack
the loco out of your face!
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- You know what, if we didn't go
to college together,
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I probably wouldn't even
be friends with you now.
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And I gave you a gift!
[bottle shatters]
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The gift of my talent.
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- Talent?
[laughs]
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Please, you bitch!
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You're a medium talent at best!
- Oh, you're a bitch.
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- Aah!
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- Yeah, well,
I would have new friends.
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I'd have friends
like Macklemore and Ryan Lewis
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if I didn't know you guys!
- You know what, DeMamp?
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You should think
about quitting drinking.
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Yeah, 'cause you're
starting to get fat.
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- Oh!
- No, no, no, no, no.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I take that back.
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You are a legitimate fat dude.
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- Yeah.
- You take that back right now.
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- You are a chubby bitch.
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Fat as John Candy
and not half as cool.
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- Suck my lamp!
- Oh!
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- Oh!
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- You tried to murder me!
- Yeah, I tried to murder you!
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- Oh, now I'm taking it
to the next level!
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- Aah!
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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- Okay.
Truce, truce, truce!
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- Truce.
- Truce.
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- Truce.
- Okay.
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Uh, that got very real.
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- That got pretty real.
- We got out of hand.
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If you guys want to start
cleaning up, I'll go get dinner.
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I'll pay for it.
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A couple spicy Italians
and a cold cut combo?
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- It's double meat,
double cheese.
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And what,
you think buying dinner's
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gonna get you out of this?
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This is your TV.
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And, Blake,
you tried to murder me.
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I think maybe you should be
the one cleaning up.
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- I'm not cleaning up the TV,
and a matter of fact,
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I don't even know
if I can stay here tonight
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because I don't
feel comfortable
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being in the same house
as you two.
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- Yep.
- I'm out of here.
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- No, I-I'm out of here.
- I'm out of here first.
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I actually said it back there,
and you guys didn't hear me.
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- What?
- What? No, I said...
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- Yeah, I said it first.
- No, I said it first.
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- Okay, so we're all
out of here.
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[somber music]
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[beatboxing]
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- ♪ You gotta ♪
- ♪ Gotta be fresh ♪
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- Come on.
- Ugh, it stinks.
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- Yeah.
- Were you making Indian food?
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- Nah.
That's just how it smells.
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[laughs]
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- Well, regardless, thanks
for letting me crash here.
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You know, you've always
appreciated me,
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unlike Ders and Adam.
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- Honestly,
I could use the company.
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I had a rough week.
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I forgot to pick up
Alice's dry cleaning,
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and she smushed coffee cake
into my ear.
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There's still some, like,
cinnamon crumbles.
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- Well, you know
what always cheers me up?
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- Huh?
- I crack open a cold one.
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I turn some Ying Yang Twins
on the old Pandora station,
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and I do some artsin'
and craftin'.
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- Oh.
Yeah, that sounds like fun.
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Oh, show's back on.
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Okay.
Here's my bitch, right here.
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- Ooh.
- Mm.
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I got a lot of money
riding on this dog show.
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There we go!
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- Go, bitch.
[laughs]
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- Is that my hat?
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I know that is.
That is my hat, man.
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Why you take it from me, man?
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- The park is closed!
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The park is closed.
239
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Read the sign.
240
00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:50,219
Those are the rules.
241
00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:51,971
- Hey, we got a new rule.
242
00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:54,056
Shut the fuck up.
[laughter]
243
00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:55,724
- Oh, sounds like somebody's
fluent in the language of cuss.
244
00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:56,851
Doesn't impress me, buddy.
245
00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,102
- Oh, you just violated
246
00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,937
the new rule
of shutting the fuck up.
247
00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:01,063
- Okay, well,
if that's the rule,
248
00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:02,523
then you violated it
by telling it to me.
249
00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:03,691
Don't tangle with the king,
all right?
250
00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,442
I know what I'm doing,
all right?
251
00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:06,944
Now, hand over the beers.
I know you guys are underage.
252
00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,362
- [scoffs]
253
00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:11,157
- Stop slamming.
- [burps]
254
00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:13,075
- Then I'm taking this one.
255
00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:15,244
I want you guys out of here
by the time I'm done
256
00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:17,288
taking my night dump,
or I'm calling the cops.
257
00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:19,623
- Oh, my gosh.
The police?
258
00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:20,875
- The 5-0.
- Oh, okay.
259
00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,168
- All right?
260
00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:23,961
- Hey, why you walking
like that, man?
261
00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,713
You got something
stuck up there?
262
00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,715
Super dookie!
[laughs]
263
00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:30,342
- Get out of here.
I'm a quick shit.
264
00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:31,927
- Whoa!
265
00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:34,263
What is this, pool?
- Yeah.
266
00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,390
- That's cool.
Felt, wood.
267
00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,142
Sticks, balls.
Nice.
268
00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,685
You guys want to chug
some beers with me?
269
00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,353
- Free beers?
- Yeah, I brought 'em over.
270
00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:43,105
I was like,
"These dudes look cool.
271
00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:45,149
"I want to be best friends
with them and hang out with them
272
00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,610
all the time."
[glasses clink]
273
00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:50,738
Chugging beers
with my friends.
274
00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,490
Whoo!
275
00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:56,660
Getting shmacked!
Getting loco.
276
00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:59,079
We livin' that loco life.
277
00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:03,083
50 more beers for my friends
who I love now
278
00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,252
and not for my friends
who I don't love now.
279
00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,378
I love you, dudes.
You guys are cool.
280
00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:07,713
- Well, well, well.
281
00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:10,090
Aren't you
a rowdy little bear cub?
282
00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,759
- [growls]
- [growls]
283
00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,510
- Rowdy roddy bear hug.
284
00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:14,637
Coming at you!
- Whoa!
285
00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:16,013
[growls]
- [growls]
286
00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:17,598
Oh, you're way stronger
than I am.
287
00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,266
- Hey, buddy.
- You're way stronger than I am.
288
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,684
- Hey, you got to bring it down
a little bit.
289
00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,144
People are trying to watch
the game here.
290
00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,771
- [mocking deep voice]
Yeah, okay, no, I will.
291
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,564
Oh, I'll listen
to everything you say 'cause
292
00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,107
of your imposing voice... oh!
- All right, you're done.
293
00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,485
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Watch out, man, come on.
294
00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,195
I got beers back at my place.
295
00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:32,321
- Yeah, I'm gonna go back
to his place.
296
00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:33,906
I don't want to be
in this stupid place.
297
00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,032
Let's go!
Let's go!
298
00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,867
- Come on, you little bitch.
299
00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,661
- Ooh, yum, yum, yum,
yum, yum, yum.
300
00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:42,289
And here are those fajitas
that you demanded of me...
301
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,708
- The Weimaraner?
Are you shitting me?
302
00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:45,834
No!
303
00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,586
- Uh, what's happening?
304
00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:50,422
- I put 400 bucks
on the schnauzer to take it all,
305
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,967
and he fucking took
a dump mid-trot.
306
00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,344
- Oh.
- That's gonna cost us the win!
307
00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,137
Who does that?
- Okay.
308
00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,389
All right, all right,
all right.
309
00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:00,140
Maybe, maybe...
Hear me out.
310
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,643
Maybe this will cheer you up,
okay?
311
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,853
I made a little something
for you to,
312
00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:07,147
you know, say thank you
for letting me stay here.
313
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,607
- You didn't have to do that.
314
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,234
- I just arts
and crafted something.
315
00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:14,154
- Yeah?
- I hope you like it.
316
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,073
[laughs]
I kind of made some adjustments
317
00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:17,992
in the br... bra area,
the chest area.
318
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,661
- That's my favorite dress.
- Right?
319
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,997
- My Korean mom gave it to me!
You ruined it!
320
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,082
- I wouldn't say I ruined it.
I kind of reinterpreted it.
321
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,917
A lot of girls
are doing it on Tumblr.
322
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,252
- You just
reinterpreted garbage.
323
00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,504
- Wha... whoa!
Okay!
324
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,007
- You reinterpret this,
you piece of shit!
325
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,217
You touch one more thing
in this house,
326
00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:39,388
and I will fucking cut
your hands off.
327
00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:40,597
- Yep.
- I'm going to bed!
328
00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:41,724
- Yep.
329
00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,851
Sweet dreams.
330
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:50,149
- I said no sour cream.
- Oh...
331
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,650
No, no.
Oh.
332
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,610
- Tonight you sleep
in the tub,
333
00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,362
like an asshole would.
334
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,115
- Well, it's, uh...
It's only 6:30.
335
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,368
[banging on door]
336
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,911
- Occupied!
Someone's in here.
337
00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:04,246
Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
338
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,539
Police!
- What the hell?
339
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,876
- New rule!
No shits after 5:00!
340
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,378
- Oh, no, no!
Oh, no, no!
341
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,504
[sputtering]
342
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,423
[coughing]
343
00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:15,758
No!
344
00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:19,470
Oh, blue dookie!
[gags]
345
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,180
- Somebody take a picture!
Dude, take a picture.
346
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:24,475
- [yelling]
347
00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,143
- [laughs]
Hey, shut up!
348
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,895
We're trying to take
a picture!
349
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,606
- Can't believe you carried me
all the way home, man.
350
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,358
You're strong.
351
00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,109
- [groans]
- Want some bed beer?
352
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:37,237
Blake loved bed beers.
- Oh, was Blake your partner?
353
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,615
- Yeah.
He's my partner.
354
00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,700
At least he was.
355
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,035
We lived together
for seven years.
356
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,411
We were basically married.
357
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,538
- [chuckles]
Yeah. I've been there.
358
00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:47,998
All right.
359
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,918
- Oh!
Is that your hard dick?
360
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,503
- [laughs]
Yeah.
361
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,588
- Your dick is hard right now?
- Yeah, it is.
362
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,006
- Wow.
363
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:59,259
It is 2:00 a.m.,
and your penis is already hard?
364
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,845
You get morning wood this early?
That is incredible.
365
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,138
You're like a superhero.
366
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:06,183
- When did you guys break up?
367
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:10,437
- [sighs]
A couple of hours ago.
368
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,980
- Okay, wow.
369
00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:15,526
Uh, yeah, this is a...
This is a bad idea.
370
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,111
I'm just gonna go jerk off.
371
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,571
[grunts]
- Okay.
372
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,323
Well, you didn't need
to tell me that, dude.
373
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,951
That's something you just
kind of keep to yourself.
374
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,077
[Planetarian's Swim]
375
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:28,539
- ♪ Only darkness ♪
376
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:33,460
♪ I'm alone with you
inside the pond ♪
377
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,587
♪ ♪
378
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:39,007
♪ Sinking under ♪
379
00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:43,929
♪ And the sun flies by,
meanwhile you're gone ♪
380
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,180
- Hey, Blake.
381
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,640
[laughs]
Sorry about earlier.
382
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,892
I was, you know, being so...
383
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,519
- Crazy.
- No!
384
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:51,854
I was gonna say "tipsy"!
385
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,480
I'm not crazy!
386
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,524
What's crazy about me, Blake?
387
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,568
Huh?
Is this crazy?
388
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:58,694
- I meant tips...
389
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,112
- Welcome to Motel Jillian!
390
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:03,991
We leave the shower on.
Lights off!
391
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:08,078
- [groans]
392
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,998
- [sighs]
393
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,251
[buttons clicking]
394
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,093
[spits]
395
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:30,559
[beatboxing]
396
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,103
- Just buy it.
Just buy it.
397
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,688
- Can you not type
so loud, dude?
398
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,023
- I'm not... shh, shut up,
I'm talking to someone.
399
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,108
- Hey, some of the phones
are acting spotty,
400
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,485
so we have a tech guy
coming through to check it out.
401
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,236
- That's great to know.
Yeah, and I want you to know
402
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,572
that I had probably the best
night of my life last night.
403
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:44,781
- [scoffs]
- Yeah, you know?
404
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:47,743
It was full of laughter
and funny situations.
405
00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:50,787
It was like living in an episode
of Hangin' with Mr. Cooper.
406
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,122
- Hmm.
- Cool.
407
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,291
I also had one of the best times
of my life last night.
408
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,502
It was so much fun!
Oh, my God!
409
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,795
It was like an episode
of California Dreaming.
410
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,506
- It's cool that you guys
had TV show nights.
411
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,799
I had a movie night.
It was like Bebe's Kids.
412
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:06,011
- Why don't you Quantum Leap
back on the phones?
413
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,513
- That was good actually.
414
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,431
- So why don't we just
take this lease,
415
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,683
rip it up, move out?
416
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:14,061
- I'd love that.
- Mm, I'd love that more.
417
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,187
- Okay, well, fine,
then why don't we go back
418
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,147
to the house after work?
419
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,857
We'll split up the security
deposit, and then that's it.
420
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:19,983
- I'd love that.
- Okay.
421
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,109
- I'd love that more.
422
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,402
- Well, then why don't
you marry it, Adam?
423
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,987
- Maybe I will this time!
424
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,239
- Fine, but it's not gonna
be very good
425
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,365
'cause you're not
a great husband.
426
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,242
I've experienced it.
427
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,911
- I can't wait to never see you
guys ever again starting now.
428
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,247
- Split up our belongings,
and then we just...
429
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,040
We'll move out... oh!
- [yells]
430
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,166
- What the freakin' heck
was that?
431
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:39,044
- Oh, my God, that is a mouse
with a rat face and a rat tail.
432
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,379
- Oh!
- Ooh.
433
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:41,797
- It's like Fievel Goes...
434
00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:42,923
Oh, my God!
[all shouting]
435
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,049
- Dude, go, go!
436
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,425
- Ooh.
- Okay.
437
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,261
- Whoo!
- Oh, my God.
438
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,346
You guys, we're not gonna
get our security deposit back
439
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:50,931
with those things
running around in there.
440
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,350
[all yelling]
441
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,435
[heavy metal music]
442
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,729
- Falcon punch!
443
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:58,855
[rat squeaks]
444
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,482
- [yelling]
445
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,150
[rat squeaking]
446
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:05,696
- [yells]
447
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,615
- [grunting]
[rat squeaking]
448
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:12,661
[all grunting]
449
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,288
[rat squeaking]
- Oh!
450
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,831
Oh, yeah!
451
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:19,167
All: Dip forward and back
and kick and...
452
00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:20,294
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
453
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,461
♪ ♪
454
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,255
- Aah!
455
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,674
[rat squeaking]
- [grunts]
456
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,634
- Whoo!
457
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,512
[all grunting]
458
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:34,683
♪ ♪
459
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:37,853
- We are the rat busters!
460
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,521
That was awesome.
I was like, aah!
461
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,523
The one...
The one eye popped out,
462
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:42,649
and I saw you,
you were like, "Kaboosh!"
463
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:43,775
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
464
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,193
- Just kabooshed it so hard.
465
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,320
- Thank you.
- Ders, you got a squadoosh.
466
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,030
I saw that.
- Yeah, I did.
467
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,656
- That was awesome... I love
being maniacs with you guys.
468
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,116
- Pretty good last adventure.
469
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,743
- [clicks tongue]
Last one.
470
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,328
- Yeah.
- Yep.
471
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,455
- Frickin' hate you dudes.
472
00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:57,789
[laughter]
You guys suck.
473
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,416
Oh, fuck you.
- You're a bitch.
474
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:00,959
- Yeah, you're a bitch.
- You're a bitch too.
475
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,502
- If I saw you in the streets,
I'd be like,
476
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,296
"Let's gun this dude down.
I hate him."
477
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:05,756
- Shut up.
- I hate you.
478
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,299
- Shut up, bitch.
- You shut up.
479
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,759
[rat squeaks]
Another rat!
480
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,552
Final adventure extended!
- Okay!
481
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:12,387
- Here we go!
- Whoo!
482
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,223
[rats squeaking]
483
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,391
[all screaming]
484
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,517
- Oh, okay, yep.
- Gross! Ew!
485
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:18,977
- No, that is a...
that's a nest.
486
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,146
That's what they call
a rat nest, and it is huge.
487
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:22,564
- They're all just in there,
just fucksing,
488
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,066
just humping on top
of each other.
489
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,442
- What should we do?
- Well, let's just,
490
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,736
uh, go get shmacked, right,
491
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,446
and assume that someone else
492
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:30,781
will take care of this.
- No!
493
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,366
Hey, look.
- Yep.
494
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,533
- This is our problem.
We're gonna step up,
495
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,202
and it's gonna happen by Blake
496
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,995
coming up with one
of your creative, crazy ideas
497
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,413
to get those rats out of here
498
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,540
and into some kind of box
or container.
499
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,542
- I don't know, guys. I just...
- Come on.
500
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,629
- Oh, I am a freakin'
full-grown baby genius.
501
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,881
I got it, yeah.
A pizza suit.
502
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,883
Put a bunch of pizza
on this... on a suit,
503
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,510
and then the rats all come to it
and they... and they ge...
504
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,261
They start eating it...
- Oh, that's good.
505
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,721
- And then while they're
eating it, you strip it off,
506
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,723
and you...
you put it on the...
507
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,476
the slingshot from
American Gladiate-Ders, right?
508
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:00,727
- Oh, that's good!
- Yes! Ders, yeah.
509
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,104
- And then we launch it
into space!
510
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,563
- Yeah, or at least
the neighbor's yard.
511
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:04,690
- Yeah, exactly, you know?
- Yeah, yeah.
512
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,483
- Now I guess all we got to find
513
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,235
is somebody loco enough to get
in that suit, right?
514
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,986
- Exactly.
- My cousin Danny's loco.
515
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:12,572
At family barbecues, he'll take
his penis out and put it
516
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,157
in a hot dog bun
and will walk around to my aunt
517
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,409
and be like...
[English accent]
518
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,161
"Are you hungry
for some sausages?"
519
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,746
And he's not even British.
520
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,039
- Okay, yeah.
That's loco.
521
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,749
I was referring to you,
though.
522
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,585
- You guys think I'm loco?
- Yeah.
523
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,129
- [English accent]
Well, I would be honored.
524
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,338
- All right.
- All right.
525
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,923
- Don't do the accent,
though.
526
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,133
- Okay, well, then I would be...
I would be honored.
527
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,259
- Cool.
- Yeah, okay.
528
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,885
[grunts]
[rats squeaking]
529
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,056
[yells]
[rats squealing]
530
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,266
[screams]
- Whoa!
531
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,475
- Oh! Oh!
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
532
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:41,893
- They're biting
through my suit!
533
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,228
Oh, I can feel their teeth!
534
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:44,646
Oh, God! Oh, man!
- I can't...
535
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,982
I can't get
to the zipper, man.
536
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,609
[beatboxing]
537
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,741
- [screaming]
- Okay, wiggle out! Wiggle out!
538
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,451
- I can't,
I think my shoulders
539
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,869
are too muscular!
- Yep.
540
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,704
- Oh, God!
They're pooping and biting me!
541
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,664
- Oh, my God, look at...
His balls are huge!
542
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,124
- I can't get
to the zipper, man!
543
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,584
- Oh, God.
- Hey! Whoa, okay!
544
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:06,710
They're biting.
They are biting.
545
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,670
- Oh, God!
- Adam, if you die in that suit,
546
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,088
at least
you're shmacked and loco.
547
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,133
- You guys are my best friends!
Please help me save my life!
548
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,301
[screams]
- Look, man, I'm sorry.
549
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,761
I-I missed you guys!
550
00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,387
I tried to text you last night.
I wussed out.
551
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,514
- I wanted to text you too.
I'll admit it.
552
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,475
I'm a bitch-ass
who loves my friends!
553
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,809
I'm a bitch-ass!
554
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,394
- Okay, okay, okay.
- [screams]
555
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,772
- I got it, I got it, I got it!
- [yells]
556
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,190
- Here, put it in the basket!
- Ow! Ow!
557
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,859
Get it, get it! Ow!
- Get it in!
558
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:33,069
All: One, two, three.
559
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,446
Three!
Oh!
560
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:37,574
[hip-hop music]
561
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:43,330
♪ ♪
562
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:47,375
[yelling]
563
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:48,502
- I think they're mostly gone.
564
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,669
I think we did it.
- Yeah?
565
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,004
- No, there's one.
- Huh?
566
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,464
[grunts]
- Rat splat!
567
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:53,840
All: Oh!
568
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,133
- Oh, direct hit.
- Oh, no!
569
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,760
- Oh, his melon just...
570
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,386
Oh, it just... that exploded.
- Rat blood in my eyes.
571
00:18:58,513 --> 00:18:59,805
- Okay.
- That was disgusting.
572
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,681
- Ooh.
- Once again,
573
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,391
pretty good last adventure,
boys.
574
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:04,810
- Whoo!
Killer.
575
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:06,061
- Don't have to make this
576
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,687
the last one, though, right?
- Yeah.
577
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,649
- I think I got a...
another dude adventure in me.
578
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,317
- [laughs] I mean,
let's... let's continue
579
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,528
being friends
until I die of rabies.
580
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,987
- All right. Dude husband.
- All right.
581
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,155
Yeah, dude husbands!
- Dude husbands.
582
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,824
- It might be soon.
We might all have rabies.
583
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,116
- Yeah, we might
all have rabies and die.
584
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:21,785
- We do.
- First things first.
585
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,286
Dude anniversary dinner.
586
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,372
- Okay.
All right, I'm starting.
587
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,415
[sighs]
588
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:30,085
Anders the giant.
[laughs]
589
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:31,711
And Adam.
- Yeah.
590
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,338
- You are my Spice World.
591
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:35,006
- That was a good flick.
- Sure.
592
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:39,845
- And I want you both to know,
if I ever get a lover,
593
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,763
she's gonna have to get
with my friends first.
594
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,974
- Mm.
- Zig-a-zig-ah!
595
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,184
- Sporty Spice made me wear
a sports bra for six months.
596
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,686
- Pretty cool, cheers.
- All right.
597
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,187
- I'll cheers to that.
- I was inspired.
598
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,647
- [laughs] Cheers.
- Also, I was obese.
599
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:51,857
I was an obese child.
600
00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,191
- I'll take you any way
you are.
601
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,235
- You guys are my family.
- Mm-hmm.
602
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,988
- Until, like, I meet a super
hot babe and just impregnate her
603
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,489
a ton with, like,
ten little babies
604
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,576
with great hairlines
and/or dope titties.
605
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,702
- Cheers.
- Cheers, yes.
606
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:04,870
All: Cheers.
607
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:08,498
- And may any child who tips
over a man in a Porta-Potty
608
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,667
be publicly executed.
Am I right?
609
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,252
Okay?
- Very Iraq-ish.
610
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,587
- Yeah, sure.
- Hey, cheers.
611
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,088
- Imagine if it happened
to you, though.
612
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,548
- Hey, guys.
613
00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:18,258
I'm gonna fuck
this dude upstairs,
614
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,845
so if you guys want to fuck
down here, that's cool,
615
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,179
or if you want
to fuck upstairs,
616
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:24,806
we can all fuck together,
all right?
617
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,182
We can have
a little group thing.
618
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:28,393
It'll be fun.
- Cool, thanks, Trevor.
619
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:31,062
- Now get up there!
Get up there!
620
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,522
- Uh, how'd you meet this guy?
621
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,232
- I met him at the bar.
- Mm.
622
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,568
- I'm getting
kind of a gay vibe, though.
623
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:37,944
- Yeah.
- Yes.
624
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,195
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
625
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,948
[clears throat]
[muffled grunting]
626
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,575
Well, whatever, let's eat.
- Let's eat.
627
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,285
- Let's dig in.
[laughs]
628
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:49,080
[muffled grunting]
629
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,832
- Oh, that's good.
- Mmm, that's good.
630
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:54,336
All: Mmm.
631
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:57,756
[grunting continues]
632
00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,799
- Nice!
633
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,885
[dog snorts]
[party horn blows]
634
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,223
- [mouth full]
You can use 'em as a spoon.
635
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:11,019
- I'm sorry?
- You can use 'em as a spoon.
636
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:12,479
- Oh, okay.
637
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,606
- They do chicken right,
don't they?
638
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,067
All: Mmm.
[loud muffled grunting]
639
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,819
- And I am just transported
to Kentucky.
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