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It's a hateful word. 8 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:14,806 - Shut up, f... t. 9 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:16,557 - [grunts angrily] - Oh, good one. 10 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:17,684 Good comeback, "Shut up." 11 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:19,018 Who even says (mouths) f... t anymore? 12 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,603 That's not even a word that people say. 13 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:22,647 My grandfather says that, and my... 14 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:23,940 And my grandma still says it, 15 00:00:24,066 --> 00:00:26,109 and my aunts, and a few of my uncles, 16 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:27,485 but not the gay ones. 17 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:29,195 - Hey, you guys seen the packing tape? 18 00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:31,989 I'm trying to send this box of dry-ice-packed 19 00:00:32,116 --> 00:00:33,908 California avocados all the way to Sweden. 20 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,202 I got a big-tittied pen pal named Anika. 21 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:37,328 I'm trying to impress her. - Very cool. 22 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:38,621 Big titties, love those. 23 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:39,872 But you're kind of in the way, 24 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,374 and we got DeputyDong cornered. 25 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,126 - You have him cornered? Okay, that's impossible 26 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:44,877 because he's way too good. - You're dead, man. 27 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:46,587 - I won't even log on if the guy's playing. 28 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,464 Always calling me (mouths) f... t and stuff. 29 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,133 - That's you, this is us. We don't quit. 30 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:51,592 - Yeah, we're not quitters. 31 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:53,428 And also, don't play under my profile... 32 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:54,971 - Turn around, f... t. - Look out, look out! 33 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:57,181 Wait... [both shout] 34 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:58,891 - Ders, you frickin' idiot. 35 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:00,643 You... I'm dead... We're dead now... okay. 36 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:02,812 This is some B.S. Frickin' idiot. 37 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:05,356 Frickin'... got... Gave me all of his bad juju. 38 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:07,775 You know what? Fug his Californiacadoes. 39 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,737 Yeah, sorry. Sorry. 40 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:12,947 This is gonna get all fermented and disgusting. 41 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,115 - Actually, that looks pretty good. 42 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,450 Hopefully, Anika likes that. 43 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,160 - Yeah, I hope Anika likes that. 44 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:18,745 - You wanna play again, or are you f... ts 45 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:20,121 tired of my dong in your ass? 46 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:21,247 - There you go again with the word, 47 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:22,790 with the (mouths) f... t word. 48 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,459 - I have to say, though, he is hurting my feelings. 49 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,252 - Hey, DeputyDong. 50 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:28,629 How about you take your dick 51 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:32,633 and you put it, uh... like some meats in there? 52 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,428 Meats and cheeses down the... down the d-hole? 53 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:37,263 And then, all... You're in the wilderness, 54 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:38,389 and a ton of squirrels... 55 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:39,849 - Uh-huh. - [sniffing] 56 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:41,476 - Well, get to it. - And now they're... 57 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,936 [mimics gnawing] They're... they're munching... 58 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,062 - Ouchie, yeah. 59 00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:46,647 - Ders! - Yo. 60 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,441 - Hey, we need your help with this thing real quick. 61 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:50,401 - What? Oh, is he calling you guys (mouths) f... ts again? 62 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:52,987 - Yes, he is. - Well, guess what, buddy! 63 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:56,407 D-Dong, your mom is so fat... 64 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:57,867 [loud explosion] 65 00:01:57,993 --> 00:02:00,536 - Oh. 66 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:01,662 - How fat is she? 67 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:04,665 [beatboxing] 68 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:05,792 ♪ ♪ 69 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:08,377 - ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 70 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:10,546 - ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, gotta ♪ 71 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:12,632 - ♪ Gotta be fresh ♪ 72 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:15,551 - I don't think you understand. 73 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,011 The blender, it has 15 speeds, okay? 74 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,846 You can... you can make a hamburger shake. 75 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:19,972 You can make a pizza shake. 76 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,016 - So it just exploded? - Yeah. 77 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,434 - On its own? You didn't do anything to it? 78 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:24,894 - That was the crazy part. 79 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:27,313 It was, like, avocados mixed with dry ice. 80 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,398 It's just combustible. It's like a scientific fact. 81 00:02:29,525 --> 00:02:30,775 Ooh! - Hey, look. 82 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:32,276 I'm just trying to do my job here. 83 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,612 You don't have to call me a fa... 84 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:37,198 uh, hold, please. 85 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:38,449 Guys. - What's up, Blake? 86 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:40,326 - It's DeputyDong. 87 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:41,702 It's him, it's DeputyDong. - That's DeputyDong? 88 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,204 - On the phone? - Yeah, man, I was like... 89 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,039 - No, sir, I'm not calling you DeputyDong. 90 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,541 - Yeah, I was, like, I thought it sounded familiar, 91 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:47,959 but then, once he dropped the (mouths) f... t bomb, 92 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:50,419 I'm like, "It's him." - [laughs] 93 00:02:50,546 --> 00:02:53,214 Okay, uh, you gotta, like, keep him on the line, right? 94 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,800 And then, we got to, like, trace the call. 95 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:56,926 - Yeah. - Figure out his address, right? 96 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,135 - Can we do that? 97 00:02:58,262 --> 00:02:59,762 - Uh, hey. Thanks for holding. 98 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:01,430 - Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. Disguise your voice. 99 00:03:01,557 --> 00:03:04,684 - Uh... uh, hello. This is the... the supervisor. 100 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,435 - You sound like black Grover. 101 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:08,271 - You're gonna want the... The blender that has 15... 102 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:09,981 Do you know how many speeds 15... 103 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,440 What does that mean? I don't know what that means. 104 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:13,442 No, please don't hang... Don't hang up. 105 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:15,987 I lost him. Damn it, man, I lost him! 106 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:17,321 You guys were distracting me, man... 107 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:18,990 - No, I was doing this, I don't know 108 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:21,117 why you didn't continue... - What does that mean? 109 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:22,577 - Stretching... Stretching it all out, 110 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,203 stretching the time... time stretcher. 111 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,955 - I thought for sure you were saying, 112 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:27,915 you know, "Let's get Philly cheesesteaks for lunch." 113 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,376 - A Philly cheesesteak, like, idea for lunch 114 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:33,379 would be like... [mimics squirting] 115 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:35,256 - Sure. - Yes. 116 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,466 - Ooh, got a little somethin'. Got a little somethin'. 117 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:40,136 - So you aren't hungry for Philly cheesesteaks. 118 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:41,929 Well, god... Now my day really sucks. 119 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,347 - No, no, no, no, no. Look, client info. 120 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:44,891 Look, his address is right there. 121 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:46,475 - Oh, yeah. - We had it the whole time. 122 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:47,894 - Oh, my gosh, we know where he lives. 123 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:49,395 - I say we go to this dude's house 124 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:50,730 and bring the game to him 125 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:52,315 using violence, dude. 126 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:54,525 Just... [mimics automatic gunfire] 127 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,694 [mimics guns firing] 128 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:58,070 [mimics shotgun blast] Aah! 129 00:03:58,196 --> 00:03:59,697 - Oh, real guns? - We won't use guns, 130 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:02,033 but a lot of word bullets. 131 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:03,367 - Let's go there, kick down his door, 132 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:04,744 delete his account, you know? 133 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,579 That way, he can't play anymore. 134 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:07,914 We'll have Sniper Shot: Munich all to ourselves, 135 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,707 along with everybody else who plays. 136 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,584 - Oh, my gosh, that would shatter DeputyDong's world. 137 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,836 That game is, like, his life. - Right, it's, like, sad. 138 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:15,338 - We should do it and show him what happens 139 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:17,757 when you get us really frickin' pissed. 140 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:19,091 [laughter] 141 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:20,301 - Totally... Oh, dude. 142 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,969 - And the best news of all: 143 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,471 It's not even that far away. 144 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:26,098 - ♪ Flip this linguistic pimp shit ♪ 145 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:28,434 - Hey! - Whoa. Whoo! 146 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,102 Hey, wow. That didn't take long. 147 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:32,021 [yawns] 148 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:33,648 - No, it did not. Just nine hours, boys. 149 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,483 Welcome to Arizona. 150 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:36,609 - [laughs] All right. 151 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:38,277 Who wants a breakfast beer? 152 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:41,364 I got some extremely cold ones on dry ice back here. 153 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:42,865 - Not me. Got my java. 154 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:44,533 I'm on my ninth one right now? 155 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:46,118 So I'm going pretty good, man. 156 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:48,245 I feel like I just flew a red-eye, but I feel good. 157 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:49,956 - What the frick, dude? The house is right here, man. 158 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:51,457 - We're good, we're good... 159 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:52,750 - Yeah, but park it down the street, that's like 160 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,126 one of the first rules of... - No. 161 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:55,336 - Okay, everybody turn to channel nine 162 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:56,462 in case we were to get separated. 163 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,089 - Yep, copy that. 164 00:04:58,215 --> 00:04:59,632 - Roger Blake's "copy that." 165 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,592 - Okay, copy Ders' Blake's "copy that." 166 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,219 - Okay, well, stop copying me, dude. 167 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:06,055 - Whoo! - I said it. 168 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:07,723 - DeputyDong! 169 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:10,643 Open up, you bitch ass! 170 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,520 - Hey, hey, hey! This ain't a game anymore! 171 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:13,938 - Come on, man. We know you're in there. 172 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:15,356 We can hear your bitch-ass music. 173 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:16,482 - He's being a bitch ass. 174 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:17,775 - All right, I got an idea. 175 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,151 I'm gonna go check around back. 176 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:20,569 - I have an idea too, and it's... 177 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:21,737 - See you back... see you back there. 178 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,781 - It's in the front. 179 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:29,620 - Sorry. 180 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:32,623 [suspenseful orchestration] 181 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:36,836 ♪ ♪ 182 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:39,630 - Maybe if we mix dry ice with some be... avocados... 183 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,298 - Okay. - Maybe we can create another... 184 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:42,925 - Wait, you can't touch it with your bare hands! 185 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,719 What are you doing? - Oh, why is it sticking to me? 186 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,929 Oh, it's sticking to me. Oh... oh! 187 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,180 Oh, it's so hot! - Hang on, hang on. 188 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:49,932 - It's so hot. Why is ice hot? 189 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,434 It's supposed to be cold! - Here, let me help you. 190 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,601 Let me help you. - No, I'm gonna break it 191 00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:53,936 on my head. - What? No. 192 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:55,396 - [screams] - What are you... 193 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,481 Hang on. My hot coffee, my hot coffee. 194 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:58,816 I'm gonna melt it. I'm gonna melt it. 195 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:00,234 Ready? 196 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,069 - Oh. Ow. - Hey, it worked. 197 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,779 - [screams] 198 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,614 The coffee's burning my eyes. 199 00:06:05,741 --> 00:06:07,825 - Shoot, sorry. - Ow, god! 200 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:10,077 - Oh, my god. Is he okay? 201 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,537 - I was burned by ice, 202 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:13,247 and then I was burned by coffee. 203 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,375 It hurts. It hurts so bad. 204 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:22,089 Is it him? - Am I who? 205 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,632 - No. Stop. 206 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:25,468 - What is a bundle of sticks? - Shh, stop it. 207 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:26,802 - What do you consider a bundle of sticks? 208 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,220 - Stop it, stop... Oh, we got cops. 209 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:29,346 We got cops. There's a cop. 210 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:31,807 - Ho, ho. 211 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:38,147 - There was this whole thing, Dad. 212 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:39,398 I mean, it was... it was insane. 213 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:41,025 Hey, you missed like this whole ordeal. 214 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:42,902 - What are you doing outside? Come on, get inside. 215 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,987 The neighbors are gonna see you. Come on, inside. 216 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:47,573 - DeputyDong, that's him. - Dude, he's a cop? 217 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:48,991 No wonder he's so good at the game. 218 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:50,534 Now I get it. - It's a funny name. 219 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:52,244 - I thought it was just, like, about... Well, anyway. 220 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:54,622 This is Black Ops Agent Dreble 221 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,457 to Black Ops Agent Uncle Blazer. 222 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,292 What is your location, Uncle Blazer? 223 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,337 - No, uh, actually, I'm going by "Chamilitary Man." 224 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:03,339 Yeah, as in Chamillionaire's rap group. 225 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:04,590 You remember him, right? 226 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:05,841 - You gotta get out of there, dude. 227 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,426 He's a cop. He's there. 228 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:08,761 - And there was all this loud commotion outside. 229 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:11,555 - Oh, poop... and pee mixed together. 230 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:13,432 - So I went to go see... - I don't care, Nate. 231 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:14,975 I just buried one of my best friends on the force. 232 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,560 I'm not in the mood for your drama. 233 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,979 - God, Dad, I'm sorry. - Okay, just shut up. 234 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:21,273 Turn off this crap music and put out the bourbon. 235 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:24,026 I got half the force coming over here. 236 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,903 - Oh, dude. - What? 237 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:28,364 Oh, my god. Black Ops Agent Blue Blazer. 238 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:31,575 The place is crawling with popozaos. 239 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:34,036 Popozaos everywhere. Over. 240 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:37,039 [electronic music] 241 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:41,252 ♪ ♪ 242 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:43,170 - Guys. I'm trapped in the closet. 243 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,713 You gotta get me outta here fast. 244 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,715 - Okay, well, plans are hard to think of, 245 00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:49,760 so it might take us a minute. 246 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:53,389 - [screams] - [screams] 247 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,812 - [screams] - Oh! Ah! Ah! 248 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,355 Ah! Ah! Stop, you little... 249 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,815 Ow, you bitch! 250 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,358 - Away from the door! Away from the door! 251 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:07,153 - Ow, ow! Dude, I'm not here to hurt you. 252 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:10,406 I'm just here to erase DeputyDong's a-account, okay? 253 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,158 [cries] Ah... 254 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:13,993 Ah, my roots. 255 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:16,370 - Delete my dad's account? - [exhales] 256 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,622 - That would destroy him. Yeah, I'm in. 257 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:20,332 - You are? - Oh, completely. 258 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:21,959 He made me drop out of design school 259 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:24,044 because he didn't like the "offensive photos" 260 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,838 on my Instagram account, but I know 261 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,548 it's really because he doesn't like my lifestyle. 262 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,049 - Your lifestyle. Sure, sure. 263 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,467 - Not to mention he's constantly throwing around 264 00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:32,303 that hate speech 24/7 265 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:34,430 with all his friends on that stupid gaming system. 266 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:35,764 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, the guy 267 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:38,559 likes to throw the (mouths) f... t word around. 268 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:41,896 - Well, I know where he keeps the stupid Nintendo. 269 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,856 - Okay, it's not a Nintendo, actually. 270 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,399 And Nintendos aren't stupid. 271 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,484 They're actually one of the flawless machines 272 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:48,777 of our generation. 273 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:50,613 - Okay, I think we need to figure out 274 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,781 which closet Blake's trapped in... 275 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:55,284 - Yes, right. - And then tunnel. 276 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,411 I've already started right here. 277 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,787 But, you know, the more I think about it, 278 00:08:58,914 --> 00:08:59,997 the more that that's a horrible plan 279 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,123 'cause that might take too long. 280 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:02,875 Damn it. - Yeah, nice. 281 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,627 - [over radio] Change of plans. - Nice imagination, though. 282 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,212 - Yeah. What? - Who is this? Who is this? 283 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,005 - I'm a child at heart. Hey... Who is this? 284 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,131 - It's your best friend, Blake. 285 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:10,341 - I don't know a Blake. 286 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:11,592 I know a Black Ops Blue Blazer. 287 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,052 Is this him? - No. 288 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,386 Actually, I changed my name. You know that. 289 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:15,763 It's Chamilitary Man. 290 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,306 - Chamilitary Man is a horrible name, 291 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:18,807 so we're going by Blue Blazer. - Horrible. 292 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,935 - Go ahead. We'll accept the charges. Over. 293 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,353 - Change of plans, all right? 294 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,146 I got a man-boy here on the inside helping me 295 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:25,564 with the mission, okay? - A man-boy? 296 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,650 - This place is crawling with cops, guys. 297 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,276 I'm serious. There's tons of 'em in here. 298 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,612 So I just need you to buy me some time, 299 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,906 and then we'll get this mission accomplished. 300 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,199 All right? Over and out. 301 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:36,909 That's an order. - Okay. 302 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:38,535 And we will buy you time with the cops, 303 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:40,621 now over and out. - Over and out. 304 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,623 - Okay, over... It was over and out when I said it. 305 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,750 - Can I comb your hair? - Over and out. What? 306 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:45,960 - Blake, stop encouraging him. 307 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,378 Okay, just let him do it. 308 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:48,504 - I am letting him do it. Over and out. 309 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:49,838 - Over and out. - Roger that. 310 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:51,131 - That was Blake. - I know, I know. 311 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,424 I got an idea. I got an idea. 312 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:53,884 Look, we're gonna go up there. 313 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,010 We're gonna say we're exterminators, right? 314 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:56,178 'Cause we look the part. 315 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,638 So what's, like, a local animal? 316 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,431 Like a... a vulture! 317 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,308 A vulture flew in a window around the back of the house. 318 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,601 We saw it. We're here to kill it. 319 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:03,978 - Dude, that is smart. - Thank you. 320 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,896 - Oh, my god. Yeah, we're like... 321 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,314 We're like vulture exterminators. 322 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,983 - Yes, exactly. - That's really smart. 323 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,442 That's a really good idea. - I appreciate you... 324 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,403 - Also, I think I have a better one. 325 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,780 Yeah, hi. We are black ops. 326 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:17,658 I am Secret Special Agent DeMamp, 327 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,493 and this is... 328 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,911 - The Exterminator. 329 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,664 - And we're here for the party. 330 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,541 - So you guys knew Ramirez, huh? 331 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:26,959 Were you at the wake, or... - Yes. 332 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,962 We... we were at the wake big-time, 333 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:33,507 and we know Ramirez from police academy. 334 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,592 - Oh, yeah, a lot of us went there too. 335 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:38,053 I don't recognize you guys. - And I don't recognize you 336 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,889 from the black ops academy that we know Ramirez from. 337 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:42,433 - Yeah, I never heard of that. 338 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,101 - Well, then I guess we're doing our job. 339 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:45,728 [both laugh] - It's a secret. 340 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,479 It's a secret sect. It's like... 341 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:48,731 It's like Skull and Bones 342 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,858 and also other secret Illuminati. 343 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,276 - The Ya-Ya Sisterhood. 344 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:54,194 - We carry guns instead of traveling pants. 345 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,779 - Yeah. 346 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,448 - I can't believe that dickhead's dead. 347 00:10:57,574 --> 00:11:00,868 - What? - Dickhead? 348 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,162 [laughs] You guys really did know Ramirez. 349 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:04,872 - Yeah. - [laughs] 350 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:05,998 - Yeah. - Come on in. 351 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,499 - Yeah. - Ramirez. 352 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,502 What a dickhead. - Total dickhead, man. 353 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,338 You forget how much of a dickhead he is. 354 00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:15,591 Ramirez, the old bitch. 355 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,009 The old dickhead. - Yes. 356 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:18,552 He's definitely more of a dickhead 357 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,889 than a bitch. - Guys, what's your status? 358 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,141 - So let me... let's... - Yeah, we should take it. 359 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:27,811 It's probably... ugh... the chief. 360 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:28,937 - Hey, yeah, come on. Come on. 361 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:30,147 Hey. [overlapping chatter] 362 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:31,815 - All right, all right, all right. 363 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,567 - What's up, dude? - Right on, right on, right on. 364 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,904 Guys, fellas, this is my dog, Nate Dogg, 365 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,489 and, well, he's gonna help us 366 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:39,782 get to DeputyDong's console. 367 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,617 - Yeah, I fucking hate that thing. 368 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,744 - Yeah, okay. - Oh, all right. 369 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,329 - Yeah. It's cool. It's cool. 370 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,081 And we understand, and we get it, 371 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,833 and it's cool to be who you are as a person. 372 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,335 And I've seen Milk. - Yep. 373 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,253 - So... - What are you talking about? 374 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,880 - We just need you guys to kind of 375 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,507 make a little scene in here, right? 376 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,550 And so we can kind of sneak into the man cave. 377 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,260 - Hey, I'm gonna hit the head. Grab me a beer. 378 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,845 - Uh, um... 379 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,680 Shut it, shut it, shut it, shut it. 380 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:04,890 - Whoa. - Jesus, Dad. 381 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,141 Don't you knock or something? 382 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,393 What if I'd been pinching a loaf? 383 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:08,936 - Damn it, Nate. Lock the door then. 384 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,437 And what the hell are you doing in here? 385 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,356 - Just shaving my pubes into a flame design. 386 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,607 - Jesus, never mind. 387 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:14,983 I'll go piss in the yard. 388 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:17,861 - They look good. 389 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,239 - Dude, that was amazing. - Oh, my god. 390 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,782 - How'd you just come up with that on the fly? 391 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,868 - Oh, no, that's something I actually do. 392 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,203 Flame on, bitches. 393 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:27,871 - Okay, wow. - What? 394 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,289 - No. - What are you doing? 395 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,208 - Yeah! You're packing heat. 396 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,335 That's what that is. - Thanks, man. 397 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,586 - Come here, give me some skin. - Hell, yeah. 398 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,130 - Mm-hmm. - Dude, pube art is... 399 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,257 Is, like, back in a big way. 400 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,432 - So I am gonna sew these pants together, 401 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:47,641 and then we'll both be wearing them at the same time. 402 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,226 - Huh? - And then you're gonna 403 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,603 bend over in front of me and hide in the clothes basket. 404 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:52,938 We'll put all the clothes on top of you. 405 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,523 - I bend over? 406 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:57,025 - Is that a hard concept, Mr. Cha-military Man? 407 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,777 - It's actually Chamilitary Man. 408 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,822 Cha... Chamillionaire. He was, like, huge, wasn't he? 409 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,073 - I'm sorry. Do I look like I care? 410 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,199 - Really? - Do you have a better idea? 411 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,201 Come on. Let's do it. 412 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,036 - Now? - Well, for a fitting. 413 00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:09,955 - All right, see if it fits. - Make sure everything's tight. 414 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,957 - Make sure it's tight and fits, sure. 415 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,750 Sure, we're talking about the pants, right? 416 00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,003 - Excuse us, gents. 417 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,046 Clink, clink, clink, clink... - Listen up in the back. 418 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:21,049 - We would like to honor Ramirez's fallen soul 419 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:25,971 with a traditional Irish cop drinkin' song. 420 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:29,600 - Hey, how 'bout it? - Uh, Ramirez was not Irish. 421 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:32,811 - He was not Irish, but he was a traditional guy. 422 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,605 Every... we used to get the Shamrock Shakes 423 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,231 with him every year, right? 424 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,983 And traditionally, cops are Irish. 425 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,109 - Let's just sing the song. 426 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,235 - Here we go. - Mm-kay. 427 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,361 - ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 428 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,781 - [scats] 429 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:46,992 ♪ When Irish cops arrest ya ♪ 430 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:49,620 ♪ You better run and hide ♪ 431 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:53,457 ♪ But don't run from cops ♪ 432 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:57,211 ♪ But if you do, we'll beat your behind ♪ 433 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:01,173 - ♪ But within the restrictions of the law ♪ 434 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:05,260 ♪ And we will always remember you, Ramirez ♪ 435 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,179 - ♪ You had a big old dick ♪ 436 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,932 ♪ And if a girlie sucked it ♪ 437 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:13,602 ♪ It would probably make her sick ♪ 438 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:18,106 - ♪ But let's always remember that Ramirez was ♪ 439 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:22,569 ♪ A proud, strong warrior, and that's it ♪ 440 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,488 - ♪ Who had a big old dick ♪ 441 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:27,157 ♪ And he's probably in Heaven ♪ 442 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:31,495 ♪ Making all the angels suck on his cock ♪ 443 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,121 - ♪ But once again, the one thing ♪ 444 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,040 ♪ To remember about the dude ♪ 445 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:39,795 ♪ Was that he arrested people and he was a cop ♪ 446 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,463 - Okay, now we gotta go right. 447 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:44,841 My... my right. No, that's... that's straight. 448 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,010 - Where... where is it? - [groans] 449 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,054 Okay, keep... keep... It's straight. 450 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,764 There, we're good. - Oh, there, there, there. 451 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,641 There it is, okay. [sighs] 452 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,351 Great disguise, man. That's great. 453 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,728 Okay, let's get to it. Oh, yeah. 454 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,188 [laughs] 455 00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,606 - Can I talk to you about something? 456 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,358 - Huh? What, right now? 457 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,569 - Yeah, I-I just... You know, I think 458 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,696 my dad hangs out in here and plays video games all day 459 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:09,408 because he doesn't quite know how to talk to me, you know? 460 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,201 Because I'm so different? 461 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:12,911 - Sure, I mean, I'm different too. 462 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,080 I mean, not... not the way you're different, 463 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,790 but in my own way. - There's stuff in your hair. 464 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,625 - Yeah, it's okay. I got it, I'll handle it. 465 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,043 I got it. Yeah. I'm kind of like... 466 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,503 Sorry. I'm a little anal about that. 467 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:24,256 Not anal, but just... 468 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:25,424 I get upset when people touch my hair. 469 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:26,925 - Mm. - You know what? 470 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,802 Let's just get back to sabotaging, okay? 471 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,679 - Wait, wait, wait, no, no. Tell me how you're different. 472 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:31,972 - Okay, you know what? Let's... 473 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,141 I don't know if now is the time 474 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,852 for the discussion part, okay? 475 00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,604 Just let me out! Just let me out. 476 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,814 I don't want to fart on you or anything, so... 477 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,190 - I think my dad, you know, 478 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,734 he... he just doesn't understand me. 479 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,193 I'm afraid he doesn't love me. 480 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,820 - I'm sure your dad loves you, dude. 481 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,947 And, hey, he's gonna love you even more 482 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,866 once we delete this gaming account, all right? 483 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,118 He'll have nothing to do but hang out with you, 484 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,786 so come on, let's do this. 485 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,580 Get that out of your head, you dork. 486 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,832 Your Dad loves you. 487 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,459 - Thanks, Agent Chamilitary Man. 488 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:03,587 - Yes, you're welcome, and I don't 489 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:04,755 really like that name anymore. 490 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,006 I'm not gonna use it. 491 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,549 - Oh, I was just getting used to it. 492 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,009 - I want something more manly. 493 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,344 Thinking with this getup here, 494 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,220 maybe Commander of S.W.A.T. Titties? 495 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:18,769 both: ♪ Ramirez ♪ 496 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,354 - Salud. Salud. 497 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,398 - R.I.P. - That was a really bad song. 498 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,025 Don't do that anymore. - Okay. 499 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,610 - All right, listen up, everybody. 500 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,404 I got a 12-year-old bottle of scotch in my man cave 501 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:30,822 I've been saving for a special occasion. 502 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,199 What do you say? Huh? 503 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,284 - Wait a minute, there's more verses. 504 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,119 ♪ Ramirez liked to kill bad guys ♪ 505 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,913 ♪ By hittin' them in the head with a tire iron ♪ 506 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,373 - And if we could just find a way to turn... 507 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,582 - What the hell's going on? 508 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,584 - Uh, I'm the maid. 509 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,503 Your... I'm your new maid. 510 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,676 - ♪ We came here ♪ - ♪ To do what ♪ 511 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,219 - Who's this guy? 512 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,555 - Oh, my god. 513 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,391 It's a gang member! 514 00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,268 This is the... the... The freaking gangbanger 515 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,978 that killed Ramirez. - Oh, yeah! 516 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,398 - He and his whole clique of freakin' longhairs. 517 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,525 He probably showed up here to watch us grieve, 518 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,110 you sick fuck. 519 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,487 - What you might not realize is we are black ops. 520 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,989 This was our operation. We came here to get him. 521 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,616 - Yep, undercover. - So we're gonna take this perp 522 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:17,244 to HQ, probably waterboard him, I don't know. 523 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,912 We'll take it from here. - We'll take him out of here. 524 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,914 - No, no, no, hold on. You're not going anywhere. 525 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,958 If you're gonna torture this cop killer, 526 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,877 I'd like to see it. - Uh, do you have a board 527 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,295 that we can pour some water on? 528 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:29,047 That's one of the first steps. - Yeah. 529 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,632 - That's not what waterboarding is. 530 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,551 - Well, how would you know? Are you black ops? 531 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:35,220 - Am I black ops? - Found a board, found a board. 532 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:36,388 So we can do it ourselves. 533 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,724 [overlapping shouting] 534 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,892 Right here, you freakin' idiot. 535 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,853 - We're gonna pour some water on that board now! 536 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,396 - Yeah. - All right, yeah. 537 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,982 But don't get my walkie-talkie wet, seriously. 538 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,942 - Oh, I'm gonna freakin'... - We're fully stocked. 539 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,861 - Can I take my walkie-talkie off, damn it? 540 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:55,115 - You're... consider yourself waterboarded. 541 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,117 - Yeah. - Whoo, whoo. 542 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,536 Whoo. Who do you work for? 543 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,329 - Now, what the fuck Is going on here? 544 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,623 You guys are all dressed alike. You obviously know each other. 545 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,959 Ramirez died of a heart attack in his house. 546 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,378 - Uh, I see what you did. You strung us along. 547 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,964 - We are dressed alike. I-I actually forgot about that. 548 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,841 - The thing is this: We know who you are 549 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:15,260 because we play video games with you online... 550 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:16,970 Sniper Shot: Munich... 551 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,263 and you call us (mouths) f... t all day. 552 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:19,765 We don't appreciate it. 553 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,308 So we're here to tell you to your face. 554 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,601 - Yeah, we thought we were just gonna come here 555 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:23,977 and just frickin' stomp on a fool. 556 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,979 And then, it was a cop, and we... 557 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,315 I got to sing for you guys, which was fun, but... yep. 558 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,941 - And sir, we just need you to know 559 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:33,487 that your hateful, hurtful (mouths) f... t bombs 560 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,155 aren't just hurting us, all right? 561 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,990 They're hurting your boy Nate as well. 562 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,785 And he's got something he wants to say to you. 563 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,828 Go ahead, young man. 564 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,581 - Dad, I hate it when you play video games so much. 565 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,333 I feel like you ignore me, 566 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,919 and you love yelling at people and playing games 567 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,837 more than you love me. 568 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,631 - And? - And... 569 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,508 - Tell 'em who you are in your heart. 570 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,301 - What do you mean? - Deep up, in your butt, 571 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,094 who are you? - It gets better. 572 00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,763 - What gets better... what? - You can tell 'em. 573 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:00,889 - Tell 'em you're a little gay dude. 574 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,474 - What? - What? 575 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,059 Oh... No, no, no, no, no. I'm not gay. 576 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:06,353 - Okay, whoa, 'cause my gaydar was going... 577 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,981 [flaps lips] 578 00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,775 - And let me remind you that you flashed 579 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,109 your pube-flame at us. 580 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:14,986 - But so did he. Does that mean he's gay? 581 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,530 - No, it doesn't make me... 582 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,948 I'm constantly showing these guys my pubes. 583 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,742 I have a whole design situation down here. 584 00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,494 I also trim my inner thigh hairs. 585 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:27,123 And also, my butthole hairs have a certain pizzazz. 586 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,125 It's a hetero thing, in my case. 587 00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:31,044 - Okay, well, I'm not gay either, no. 588 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,088 The whole reason that I got into fashion 589 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,673 in the first place was so women 590 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,424 would take their clothes off around me. 591 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,218 So many titties. - You're serious? 592 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,970 - I have a girlfriend. - Yeah, she's hot. 593 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,429 I caught him boning in his room the other day, 594 00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:42,806 and I just watched, just for a second. 595 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,349 He was really giving it to her, 596 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:45,934 like his old man, you know? 597 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,894 - Definitely weird. Please stop talking about that. 598 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,062 What is going on between you guys? 599 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,564 What's... what is the beef? 600 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,148 - [sighs] 601 00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:53,733 Nate. 602 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,944 I'm a cop, and I got a son 603 00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:58,572 who spends all his time on a sewing machine. 604 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,032 Remember when we used to play street hockey all the time? 605 00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,118 You were such a gifted goalie. 606 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,411 - Okay, how 'bout this? 607 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,663 How about I cut back on the sewing, 608 00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:08,164 you cut back on the video games, 609 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,624 and, you know, we could 610 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,585 go to a Coyotes game, like we used to? 611 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:12,878 - Come on. - Oh, my god. 612 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:15,255 - Here he is, come on. My boy. 613 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,965 - You're welcome. - Oh, wow. 614 00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:18,425 - What do we do about these assholes? 615 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,052 - Let's do something to honor Ramirez. 616 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:24,097 Let's mace 'em. [all screaming] 617 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,225 Get the little one in the mouth. 618 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:28,852 - [sighs] Okay. 619 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:31,313 What do you say we just play a nice, relaxing game? 620 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,148 None of this shoot-'em-up violent stuff. 621 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:35,108 - Yes, exact... 'Cause that's what's making them 622 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,776 so mean, the violence, right? 623 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,820 Let's just play a nice, civilized game of tennis. 624 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,322 - I love that. - Yes. 625 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,157 Doubles, everyone? [both laugh] 626 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,491 - Get to it. Get to it. 627 00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:45,493 - Yep, top spin, baby. - Nice. Nice. 628 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,203 - I like the fun hat you put on your guy. 629 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,622 - Thanks, man. - Yeah. 630 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,749 - Nice, nice, nice. - Get it... smash it. 631 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,083 - [groans] - Ha-ha! 632 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,586 Set point, you f... ts. 633 00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,254 - Okay. Okay. 634 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,923 - Wow. - Where do you live? 635 00:20:58,049 --> 00:20:59,925 - Nice. 636 00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:02,010 [dog snorts] [party horn blows] 637 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,307 - ♪ Ramirez is getting his dick sucked ♪ 638 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,809 ♪ in Heaven by angels ♪ 639 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:13,229 [radio feedback] 640 00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:14,481 - One more time! 641 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,441 ♪ When Irish cops arrest ya ♪ 642 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,485 both: ♪ Ya better run and hide! ♪ 643 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,653 - [mumbling] 48295

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