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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,340 English (HI) Subtitles. Workaholics S04E11 (720p) The One Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do the "Friends" Title Thing - BrRip [KoTuWa] 1 00:00:01,343 --> 00:00:03,970 - Well, I do have this Neanderthal jaw here, 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,338 so I'm gonna go with I'm a six. 3 00:00:05,464 --> 00:00:07,131 - Well, you're too skinny. 4 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:08,675 I think you could be a seven if you weren't so skinny, 5 00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:10,093 'cause, like, girls love a little squish. 6 00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:11,928 Reminds 'em of their dads. - Yeah. 7 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:13,513 - You know? And all girls want to bang their dads. 8 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,181 But they can't because of laws and stuff. 9 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:17,016 - I'm an 11, 'cause I got a 6 up here 10 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:18,142 and a 5-inch pork sword, so... 11 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:19,268 - Oh. [laughter] 12 00:00:19,395 --> 00:00:20,561 - Oh! Hey, hey! 13 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:21,688 [horn honks] - Get out of the way! 14 00:00:21,814 --> 00:00:23,272 - Let's go, Babak. 15 00:00:23,399 --> 00:00:25,983 - We're trying to get some doughnuts, man! 16 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:27,777 - [laughs] Ooh, they feisty today. 17 00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:30,571 - Hey, get this hoopty off my court. 18 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:34,033 - Are you telling me you condone of this? And that? 19 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:35,618 - Yeah, well, corporate's been bugging me 20 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,370 to start a "health initiative." 21 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:39,247 So instead of running some stupid 5K, 22 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,207 which would kill half of these slobs, 23 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:43,251 we're having a 3-on-3 tournament. 24 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,502 - Oh, very cool. 25 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:46,045 I did not know you balled, Alice. 26 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:47,630 - Yeah, well, it's in my blood. 27 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:49,215 My dad worked for the Chicago Bulls growing up. 28 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:50,550 - Oh, my gosh. That would be, like, a dream gig. 29 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:52,677 - Did he party with B.J. Armstrong? 30 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:54,887 - Did he and B.J., like, get BJs together in the locker room? 31 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:56,556 That'd be cool, right? - [laughs] Yeah. 32 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:59,350 - Are you asking me if my dad got a blow job 33 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:00,601 next to an NBA player in a bathroom 34 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:02,478 and then told me about it? 35 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:05,231 - Oh, it's inappropriate? - Yeah, a little bit. 36 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:06,816 - Oh, sorry. There's different social standards 37 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:07,984 in different situations. - Yeah. 38 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:09,736 - Ew. 39 00:01:09,862 --> 00:01:11,529 Anyway, I did get corporate to put up a cool-ass prize. 40 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:14,115 [clicks tongue] - Cool. 41 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:18,619 - Oh! Oh! Is that a Dodge Dart? Oh! [laughs] 42 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:21,122 I freakin' love Dodge Darts. - Great safety ratings. 43 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,624 - That is my favorite car... I'm asking for that 44 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,251 for, like, the next six Christmases from my parents. 45 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:28,254 - No. No, no, no, you don't win the car. 46 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,006 No, that's the company car. 47 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:33,968 But you do get to drive it for a two-day, one-night stay 48 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,804 at one of the TAC timeshares in Reno! 49 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,014 - So we do get to drive the Dodge Dart. 50 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:39,390 - Yeah. 51 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:40,933 - So we do get to be in the Dodge Dart. 52 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,059 - To the big dirty, baby. - To Reno, to Reno. 53 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:43,436 I think Reno is the new Vegas. 54 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,480 Instead of, like, being the Rat Pack, 55 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,356 we could be, like, the Frat Pack, dude. 56 00:01:47,483 --> 00:01:48,900 I call Seth Rogen. - I'll be any Wilson brother. 57 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:50,610 - Anyway, you're playing Waymond, Bill, and Babak 58 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:51,903 after lunch. 59 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:54,572 - Oh. Couple of losers! Where they at? 60 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:56,574 - Waymond, you're going down! - Watch this. 61 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,785 Hey, guys. Hey, guys. 62 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:00,787 - Don't have sex with the Dodge Dart. 63 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:04,207 - I'm gonna dunk off the Volvo! - Hey, dude... 64 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:05,333 - Oh, watch the sunroof. 65 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:06,834 all: Oh! 66 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,503 - Dude! - [laughs] 67 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,421 - And one... 68 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:11,881 of my nuts just ruptured. 69 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:13,132 - What an idiot. 70 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:14,550 - It's out of the pouch. 71 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:17,512 [beatboxing] 72 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:18,638 ♪ ♪ 73 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:21,349 - ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 74 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,476 - ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, gotta ♪ 75 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:25,853 - ♪ Gotta be fresh ♪ 76 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:29,732 - 2-3, 2-3. 77 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,275 - Ow! Don't push me like that! 78 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:32,693 - Oh, was that a foul? 79 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,320 Then call the foul. I can handle a foul. 80 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:35,655 I can't handle your bitching. 81 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:37,198 - I hate sports with you, Adam. 82 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:40,409 - Oh! Open. And... 83 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:42,829 - Hey, Adam. 84 00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:45,414 - Oh, wide open. Ooh! - Amazing. 85 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,208 - And... - 2-3. 86 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:48,960 - Game. - Game. 87 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,294 - Hand in the cookie jar. Hand in the cookie jar, baby. 88 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,004 - Guys, I can't see, 89 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,339 'cause my guy shot the lights out of the building. 90 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:54,715 Whoo! 91 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:55,842 - I'm turning the lights back on. 92 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:57,051 - [shaking] 93 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,136 - Help us! - Watch this. 94 00:02:59,263 --> 00:03:01,889 - I think it's safe to say Reno is in the bag. 95 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,432 - Yeah. - Yeah. 96 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:05,059 - [growling] 97 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,561 - Let's see what's going down over here. 98 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:07,812 - Champions coming through! 99 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:09,021 - You got some business? 100 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:11,190 - Oh! - Whoo! 101 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,943 - Taste the rainbow, bitches! Unh! 102 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:15,361 - What? 103 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,947 - Uh, Al-dog, who the hell's that? 104 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:19,699 - Oh, that's Lynette from accounting. 105 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:22,577 - Nothing but Lynette! 106 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,370 - Yeah, she almost made the '96 Olympics, 107 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:27,331 until Cheryl Miller posterized her in the exhibition game. 108 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,375 Yeah, she ended up on a Wheaties box. 109 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:31,878 Ugh, it was brutal. Muff all in her face. 110 00:03:32,004 --> 00:03:34,463 - Alice is a huge fan of female basketball. 111 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:37,675 Do you think... do you think maybe we could get an autograph? 112 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:38,968 - Are you fucking serious? 113 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:40,219 - Okay, uh-oh. - Oh. 114 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:41,929 - Okay, Lynette, chill. Chill, Lynette. 115 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,140 - Whoa. Okay. 116 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,683 My lady runs hot. 117 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:47,310 - It's a damn shame she's so cute, 118 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:49,562 'cause we're gonna have to take her out. 119 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,814 Right, A... where's Adam? 120 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,025 - Oh, he's taking a victory crap. 121 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:55,276 - A victory lap. 122 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:57,194 - No, no, no. [people shouting] 123 00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:58,738 - So I think we need to practice 124 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:00,448 if we're gonna beat Lynette and her squad. 125 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,116 We need to figure out some kind of, like, triangle offense. 126 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,993 - [sighs] - Or, even, hear me out, 127 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:06,621 a circular kind of offense or a rectangular one? 128 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,122 - I'm not practicing, okay? 129 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,749 I've got people coming over 130 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,667 for a World of Warcraft murder mystery party, 131 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:13,085 and it's my turn to host. 132 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:14,587 I need to impress these people, 133 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:16,672 or I won't be in the guild anymore. 134 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,257 - How about you quit talking 135 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:19,383 about that World of Warcraft nerd stuff? 136 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,093 'Cause we are jocks. 137 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:23,596 We are jocks who play sports and go to Reno and gamble 138 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:25,598 and, like, maybe have sex with hookers. 139 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,433 - I want to have sex with a hooker so bad. 140 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:29,477 I won't pay, but if I meet one and, like, we hit it off, 141 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:30,603 I'll totally do it. 142 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:33,022 - I will agree with Blake 143 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:35,274 in the fact that we don't need to practice. 144 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,610 - What? - See? Thank you. 145 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:38,945 [knock on door] - Ooh, right on time. 146 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:40,571 Lynette is the biggest and strongest 147 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,448 player on the court, right? - Yes. 148 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:44,033 She's a big girl. 149 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:45,785 - So all we got to do 150 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:49,330 is get even stronger. 151 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:50,539 [ball bounces] 152 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:51,958 Karl. 153 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:53,250 You're supposed to be right there. 154 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:54,377 You're supposed to catch the pass. 155 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:55,920 - Oh, shoot, I'm sorry, man. 156 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:57,046 - That was the whole point of you doing it. 157 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:58,381 - I-I forgot. 158 00:04:58,507 --> 00:04:59,924 There's hella millipedes under that bush. 159 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:01,592 It's cool-looking. - It is cool-looking. 160 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,803 - That's awesome. What the hell's going on? 161 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:06,847 - Uh, we got, uh, steroids. - Here you go. 162 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,516 - The Mexican kind, so you know they're good. 163 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:11,686 - Here's the juice, and here is the juice shooters. 164 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:12,979 - The juice shooters. 165 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:14,105 - Be careful. Those are not clean. 166 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:15,481 - I'm okay on that. 167 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:17,817 - Hey, Blake, is it cool if I free-ball it 168 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:20,027 underneath my farm shaman outfit later on for the WoWthing? 169 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,154 I got a little bit of a cheese-dick situation. 170 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,532 - Actually, in the WoW realm, there is no underwear. 171 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,283 - Wonderful. - I'm already started. 172 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:27,910 - Thank you. Thank you for coming, Karl. 173 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:30,454 And I don't appreciate you filling Blake's head 174 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:32,498 with all this nerd knowledge, 175 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:36,252 when he should be filling his head with steroids. 176 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:37,378 [warbles] 177 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:38,671 [inhales] 178 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:40,172 - Jesus. 179 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:41,298 - And, Ders. - What? 180 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:42,591 - We need to do the steroids 181 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:43,926 in order to win and be the strongest. 182 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,678 I don't know how I could explain that 183 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,471 in a cooler and more doper fashion. 184 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:49,557 - As team captain, I'll step up 185 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,351 and admit when we don't need to practice. 186 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:53,894 - I wasn't gonna anyways, but thank you. 187 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,688 - Steroids are still insane. 188 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:58,733 So if we're going to beat that tough gal pal Lynette, 189 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,609 we're gonna have to take her out. 190 00:06:00,736 --> 00:06:02,862 All right, so we're gonna have to attack her weakness... 191 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,321 her temper. 192 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:05,990 - Oh, I thought you were gonna say her titties. 193 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:07,950 - [chuckles] Oh, no. Her titties are not a weakness. 194 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,243 - You've got a crush on her. 195 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,162 - Yeah, I got a little thing for her. 196 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:12,538 - I hope you don't get mad at me 197 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,248 when I freakin' smash her skull in 198 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:18,919 'cause I'm too high off Mexican steroids. 199 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,588 - I'm gonna go in there. I'm gonna piss off Lynette. 200 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,132 I'm gonna push her buttons, you know? [chuckles] 201 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:24,425 - Farted on her. [chuckles] - Are you listening? 202 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:27,386 - Sorry. I farted on her. 203 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:29,680 - Anyway, so I'm gonna go in there, you know, 204 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:32,099 rock it with Lynette, and I'm gonna piss her off, 205 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,893 so she's gonna want to punch me, right? 206 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,644 - Right. 207 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:38,272 - Boom. Tez's iPad. She's gonna break her hand. 208 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,690 So they're done. 209 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,358 - Nice, man. 210 00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:43,069 But I mean, are you sure that's gonna hurt her hand? 211 00:06:43,195 --> 00:06:45,071 - This thing is made of a helicopter's windshield. 212 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:46,614 - Reno, Reno. - [laughs] 213 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,574 - Hey. - Oh, look at this punk bitch. 214 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,910 - What's up, Team Wackness? 215 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,244 - How you doing? - Had a question. 216 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:54,497 What is it like being so much worse 217 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:56,040 at basketball than Cheryl Miller? 218 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:57,416 - Hey, shut your mouth. - Tez. 219 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:58,918 - I know what you're trying to do. 220 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:00,377 - Tez. - Isn't it frustrating 221 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:02,046 that if you were just a little bit better, 222 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:03,172 maybe it'd be you hanging out with Reggie Miller 223 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:04,298 and not Cheryl? 224 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,716 - They're brother and sister. 225 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,885 - Maybe, you know? 226 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,428 But all I could do is go home to my kids 227 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,097 and thank God that they're healthy, you know? 228 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:12,723 'Cause they wasn't always healthy, you know? 229 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,767 You remember little Darnell? Almost lost his leg. 230 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:18,521 - Okay. All right, well, 231 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:20,606 I hope little Darnell dies. 232 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,399 - What? What the fuck? 233 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:24,026 - What are you doing? - Oh! 234 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,486 - What the hell? 235 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:26,862 - Oh, dude, seriously, you are a dickhead! 236 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:28,155 - Sorry. [chuckles] - Oh, my God, Gil. 237 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,824 Get some ice, Gil. 238 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:30,950 Did you break it? - I mean, I know it's broken. 239 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,743 - How that feel? Oh! - Ah! 240 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,245 - You're not a doctor, dude. - I was in the Boy Scouts. 241 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:35,371 - Just 'cause you're light-skinned, 242 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:36,664 that don't make you a doctor. 243 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:39,333 - Beneath the surface of Azeroth, 244 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:44,338 the old gods plot the spread of manifest evil. 245 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,715 In the icy tundras of the northern realm, 246 00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:51,053 a spirit of pure malice 247 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:52,471 commands an army of orcs. 248 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:54,014 [spits] Foul things. 249 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:57,143 And yet in this lowly hovel, 250 00:07:57,269 --> 00:08:01,814 one of us has murder in our hearts. 251 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:07,236 - No! Ow! Ow! Please don't kill me! 252 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,155 Stop it! Ouch! 253 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:12,074 - Oh! Oh! Oh, whoa, whoa. [clears throat] 254 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,367 Bumble Bee tuna, Bumble Bee tuna. 255 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,660 - What, dude? 256 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,162 - [whispering] Your balls are showing. 257 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:17,621 - Oh. 258 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,123 - Yeah, and butthole, everything, whole gooch. 259 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:22,001 - Sorry, bro. - Sorry about that. Ah! 260 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:24,295 Young Gazzbrook Goldcrank is dead! 261 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:28,132 And one of us is the murderer, but who, hmm? 262 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:29,675 Is it you? 263 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:33,095 Ah, yes, you have the look of murder in your eyes. 264 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:37,892 Or is it the filthy blood elf Saetharin Firewhisper? 265 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,227 - Okay, I'm sorry. Blake, can we get name tags or something? 266 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,396 'Cause you just called that guy "Seafart Firetruck." 267 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,231 I'm never gonna remember that. 268 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:49,111 [beatboxing] 269 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:51,447 - Good morning, Dersy. 270 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:54,700 - Time to grow strong, 271 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:58,662 my weak, little friend. 272 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,497 - Ow! What are you doing? 273 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:02,583 - I just injected you with steroids! 274 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,168 Oh, my God, do you feel it? 275 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:07,379 Do you feel it coursing through your bod? 276 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:08,589 - Dude, let me out of here right now. 277 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,257 - Oh, nuh-uh. 278 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,426 No, you got to think of someone bigger than yourself. 279 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,679 Spiritual awakening, bigger than thyself. 280 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:17,598 Such is Reno, man. - What? 281 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:22,603 - Feel the steroids coursing through your body, 282 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:25,481 making your veins pop... - Get... 283 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:28,692 - Like the veins within a man's penis. 284 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,277 - Okay, get off of me right now. 285 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,612 Get off of me! 286 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:34,531 - Feel the power. Feel the strength. 287 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:37,534 Feel... the... 288 00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:39,662 Mexican. 289 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,291 - I feel it. 290 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:45,417 - Really? 291 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:46,961 Wow, they work quick, huh? 292 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,629 Frickin' hits you just like that. 293 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,340 - I feel it! - Yeah, boy! 294 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,092 - Well, the ice princess here is... 295 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:54,927 - He's right here. He's not even in his room. 296 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,053 What are you doing? What's everyone still doing here, man? 297 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,346 We got a b-ball game! 298 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,223 - But I have to finish this game first. 299 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:00,349 - What are you talking about? - Yeah, it's going on 14 hours. 300 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:01,892 Oh, my gosh, nonstop. 301 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,310 - Hate to tell you your World of "Warcrap" game 302 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,521 is over! - Okay. 303 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:07,564 - The mystery's solved. The murderers are here. 304 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:09,441 DeMamp, let's slit some throats! 305 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,402 - Yeah! Murder 'em! Kill 'em all! 306 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,070 Hell, yeah! [grunts] 307 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:15,197 Death! - What are you doing? 308 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:19,451 - Just kickin' it right now in the 'roid lounge, chillin'. 309 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:21,704 About ready to inject myself, get the blood pumping! 310 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,330 - You just did steroids. 311 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,374 - Right down my D-hole! Dahh! 312 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:26,750 Just kidding. That would hurt. 313 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,460 I'm gonna go in my heart, though. 314 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,129 Fuck! 315 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,547 - Okay, fine. I'll get it started! 316 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:32,965 I'm getting it started! Whoo! 317 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,508 - Wait. - This is fun! Let's go. 318 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,719 - No, no. - You're dead. You're dead! 319 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,262 Murdered! Let's go, dude! - Don't go anywhere. 320 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,222 - Get out of here! - What is your problem, man? 321 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,308 - You're gonna sit here and eyeball me, man? 322 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,643 - You think I'm afraid of you? - I know you are, nut-muncher. 323 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:48,814 - I am Balkaran Hellscream, Warchief of the Horde, and... 324 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,150 you are a mere human. 325 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:54,695 - Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 326 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,196 No, no, no, don't go! Oh, no! 327 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,198 - I want everybody out and off my land, now! 328 00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,616 - I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. 329 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:02,286 - You are out of the guild, Kashakazul. 330 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:05,664 You're now banished to be known simply 331 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,542 as Blake Henderson. - No, no, no. 332 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,793 - Hey, Jeremy? 333 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,046 Can your stepmom give me a ride? 334 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,672 - What the hell are you doing, man? 335 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,507 You know how long it took me to get in that guild? 336 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,509 - No, I don't know. But you're welcome, okay? 337 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,803 Because the guild's fake, this team is real, 338 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,847 and we need you. - Okay. You need me? 339 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,098 - Yes. - Well, guess what. 340 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:24,516 - What? - I quit! 341 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,101 - If you quit this team, 342 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,145 I'm never gonna forgive you, Blake. 343 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:29,855 I swear on my mother's only child, 344 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:32,024 which is who I am, I'll never forgive you. 345 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,567 - You know what? I'm gonna make this a little more interesting. 346 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,195 - Please do. - I'm joining Tez's team. 347 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,905 Yeah. - You're what? 348 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,573 - Yeah, that's right. And we're going to Reno. 349 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,908 You hear that, Adam? 350 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,701 - I'm having chest pains. 351 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,536 - I got to go to AMPM, all right? 352 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,205 I need a Slurpee to cool off. - Hey, hey! 353 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:48,957 - Ah, my chest hurts! - It's A.M.P.M! 354 00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:50,417 He's out of his mind. 355 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,086 I think he's literally lost his mind. 356 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,545 - I can't even move my left arm. - What? Are you serious? 357 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,214 - Ahh! I think I'm having a heart attack. 358 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,799 - You're shooting this stuff right in your chest. 359 00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,258 You're crazy. - We need to do more steroids. 360 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,010 Inject me with more steroids to offset it. 361 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,012 - You're done with steroids. 362 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,389 - It's like Pulp Fiction. I need to inject more into me. 363 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,140 - I'm not injecting more steroids. 364 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,975 I'm gonna take you to a hospital or something, okay? 365 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:08,143 - There's not enough time, man! You got to get to the game! 366 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:09,770 - Forget about the game. 367 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,063 We don't even have enough players for a team. 368 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,649 - Well, then you get some players. 369 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:16,652 And you get a team together, and you dunk that ball so hard, 370 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:19,655 either using a mini trampoline or some moon shoes, 371 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,156 and shatter the backboard so hard 372 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,200 that it gets glass in someone's eye! 373 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:24,618 - I promise. 374 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,994 We got Reno. 375 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,413 - It's a deal. - All right, deal. 376 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,039 That was a close call. 377 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,874 [laughing] 378 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,334 - Are you gonna call an ambulance? 379 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,669 - Oh, are you still heart-attacking? 380 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:34,878 - Yeah, I'm still having a heart attack. 381 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,004 - Is that still happening? - Yeah. 382 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,131 - Okay, I am sorry. - Yeah. 383 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,216 [beatboxing] 384 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,346 - [sighs] Thank you for joining me, Karl. 385 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,973 Do not make me regret this. 386 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,641 - No, absolutely not. Hey, how's Adam doing? 387 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,851 Is he okay? 388 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,519 - Adam's not good, Karl. 389 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:51,937 Adam almost died. 390 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,188 He had a bunch of your Mexican steroids 391 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,648 and then had himself a heart attack. 392 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,983 - That guy eats horribly, man. Too much sodium. 393 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,401 He needs to lay off the Sun Chips. 394 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:58,986 - And I said I'd win this game for him, 395 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,362 and I don't know if he's gonna pull through. 396 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:01,780 But what's up with your boy, man? 397 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,031 He's not that big. Is he good? 398 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:04,283 - Oh, yeah, man. He's great. 399 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:05,993 - Please. - Yeah, for real. 400 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,578 Plus, he's the only guy that we could afford. 401 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,997 - Where my 100 at, bro? - Where his 100 at, bro? 402 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,540 - Where's his 100... 403 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,083 [sighs] 404 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,710 Lucky I just stopped at the ATM. 405 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,128 100 bucks. There you go. - Thank you. 406 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:17,588 - Here's the deal. 407 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,673 Anyone asks, you are a night janitor here. 408 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,091 - Okay. - You got to wear that. 409 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,384 It kind of smells, I'm sorry, but... 410 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,386 - Oh, man. Make that 300. 411 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,596 300, please. - Oh, my God! 412 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:26,972 Are you kidding me? 413 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:28,098 It's for Reno. There you go, man. 414 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,725 - This is only 200. 415 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:30,851 - Yeah, that's 200, 100's in your pocket. 416 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,019 That's 300, okay? Come on. 417 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,355 [slow jam] 418 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,149 Oh, baby! 419 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,984 The Trilla Squad has arrived, 420 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,694 and its captain is me! 421 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,197 You might know me as Basketball Lecter. 422 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,492 Over here, we got Karl the Malone, 423 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:50,162 and my main guy G-orge the G-anitor! 424 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,413 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. 425 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,831 That's a terrible-ass nickname. 426 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,458 - What do you want to be called? - Hot Sauce. 427 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:55,792 - Hot Sauce. He wants to be... 428 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:56,960 what do you want me to be, Parmesan? 429 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,212 Come on. - I'll be Heinz 57. 430 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,546 - Okay. - That's stupid. 431 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,965 - No, no, no, no, no. 432 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,134 This tournament's for people that work here only. 433 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,136 - Yeah. Sorry. They're right. Employees only. 434 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,430 - This is the night janitor at TAC, 435 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,349 and this is Karl the plumber from that one time. 436 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:11,600 - Hi. 437 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,185 - I'm sorry. I just... 438 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:14,645 - Don't like to interact 439 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,271 with two of your hardest-working employees 440 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,190 that clean up after the slop you leave behind 441 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:19,775 in that sty you call an office? 442 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:22,194 Is that what's happening? Well, guess what. 443 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,321 I'm not gonna stand for it anymore, okay? 444 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,782 Guys, go warm up, all right? I'm on your team. 445 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,450 I'm fighting for you! - Nice to meet you, Karl. 446 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,327 - Come on, Hot Sauce, let's go. - It's G-orge. 447 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,287 - Good to see you guys again. I'll talk to you after the game. 448 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,747 Thank you for your service. 449 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,832 - Where's your little bitch Adam, huh? 450 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,042 - Where's our best friend? 451 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,961 Mm, he's in a hospital, Blake, 452 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,171 because he has a broken heart that you broke. 453 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,839 - Okay, I know that's not true. 454 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:44,174 You can't go to the hospital for a broken heart. 455 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,676 - Adam had a heart attack, okay? 456 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,052 And the doctor said it's your fault 457 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,929 and not all the Mexican steroids. 458 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,765 So if it's cool with you, I'm gonna warm up now, man! 459 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:55,018 - Bill, I need you to go to the TAC file room, 460 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,812 check the current employees to see if these dudes 461 00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,897 are real TelAmericans. Get... 462 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,486 Fast as hell! - I don't know about that. 463 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:05,946 - He should've been on the team. 464 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:10,867 - Aah! Aah. Where am I? Where am I? 465 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:12,828 I need to go to the game. Ders needs me. 466 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,288 I need more steroids. 467 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,789 You need to inject me with more steroids. 468 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,165 - No, no, no, you're not going anywhere. 469 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:18,458 - Shut up. Yuh-huh. 470 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,835 - Your body has had quite a shock. 471 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,795 Right now you need to rest and hydrate. 472 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,130 - Frickin' you need to hydrate. 473 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,215 Now, I need to go to Reno 474 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,010 and frickin' have sex with chicks 475 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,387 that have glitter all over their boobs 476 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,431 and... and, like, 477 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,891 play blackjack and hopefully win, like, a ton of cash, 478 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,643 like, come home with 60 bucks 479 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,854 and, like, glitter all over my mouth and genitalia area. 480 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,439 What are you doing? 481 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,316 - Were you taking any drugs when this happened? 482 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,193 - Just turn the game on, man. - What game, sir? 483 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,280 - The TelAmerican office basketball tournament game. 484 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:49,615 - I'm not sure they're broadcasting that game. 485 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,283 I'm sure we can get you a magazine. 486 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,827 - Okay, hand me my phone, and I'll call Jillian 487 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,579 and have her do a play-by-play. 488 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:58,040 - Fine. 489 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,833 [phone beeps] 490 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,793 - Did you put a dick pic in my phone? 491 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:04,004 - No. - Oh, you're right. That's mine. 492 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,132 [whistle blows, overlapping chatter] 493 00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:09,009 - Hello? 494 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,761 - Hey, what's up? It's Adam. I'm in the hospital. 495 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,971 I need you to tell me what's happening in the game. 496 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,556 - Well, thanks for asking. 497 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:17,309 My game is totally hot right now. 498 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,728 There's a cute babe behind me. 499 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,272 I'm gonna smile at him, see how it goes. 500 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,690 - There it is! - Oh! 501 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,693 [all yelling] - My bad! My bad! My bad! 502 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,654 D up, D up! Come on, Tez! D up! 503 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:31,490 [overlapping shouting] 504 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:32,824 - You're blocking me out with your arm! 505 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:36,286 - Whoo! The G-anitor's cleaning up! 506 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,913 [cheers and applause] 507 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,289 - Hey, focus up. 508 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,749 Tell me what's happening in the game. 509 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,376 - Okay, yeah. Anders has the ball, 510 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,960 and he passed it to Adam. 511 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,545 Oh. - I'm Adam. 512 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:46,755 - Not Adam. You're Adam. 513 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,465 [laughing] That's so weird. 514 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,258 You ever do that, where you're telling someone a story 515 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,719 about somebody else, and then you call them by their own name? 516 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,221 - Actually, I did that earlier today. 517 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,639 It was hilarious. 518 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,015 - [shouting] 519 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,684 - Yep, that was way over. My bad. 520 00:16:58,810 --> 00:16:59,976 - What? - Dude, I'm sorry. 521 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,812 - What the hell? - Look, I'm sorry. 522 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,356 I was just up all night, trying to solve an orc-on-orc homicide. 523 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:07,401 And, you know, now my tied-for-first best friend 524 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,945 is in the hospital, and I'm just a little rusty, all right? 525 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:12,406 Just... just get off my back, man! 526 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,116 [overlapping chatter] 527 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,492 - Did you know we had a warehouse? 528 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:16,910 It's huge. 529 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,161 And it's freezing. 530 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,163 [all shouting] 531 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,791 You can see Alice's nipples through her shirt. 532 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,168 - What? - They're really weird. 533 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,420 - Are they pink, or are they dark? 534 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,046 I bet they're dark. 535 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,132 I bet they're like little Hershey's kisses. 536 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,467 I'll bet that's what Alice's nipples taste like. 537 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:33,760 - Move! Move, move, move, move, move! 538 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,220 - Okay, yeah. Go ahead, make it. 539 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:38,807 [overlapping shouting] 540 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,560 - Oh! - Oh! That was nice. 541 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,937 - Stop! They're cheating. 542 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,856 He's not a TAC employee. 543 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,941 That guy's done some plumbing work, 544 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,485 but G-orge the G-anitor is not on the list. 545 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,154 - Aha! 546 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,240 I knew it. Let me see. Yes. 547 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,200 Disqualified. We win! 548 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,577 Gil... - Mm. 549 00:17:58,703 --> 00:17:59,911 - Going to Reno! 550 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,204 Blake, up top. - No. 551 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,581 - You leaving me hanging, Blake. Up top. 552 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,624 - No, this is what I think about your team. 553 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:05,876 - Oh, th... 554 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,169 Oh, you... - Right there, bud. 555 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,628 I'm joining Ders. - Whoo! 556 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,130 - Dude. - Yeah. 557 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,299 And I'm dedicating this game to Adam DeMamp, 558 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,801 my tied-for-second best friend. 559 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,387 Yeah, 'cause my best friend is actually my mother. 560 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,473 Everybody's mother should be their best friend. 561 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,184 - Well, actually, since he's here, you're gone. 562 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,394 But thanks, man. - Oh, I ain't tripping, man. 563 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,854 I got my 300. - Yeah, see ya, bro. 564 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,899 - Keep it real. - Still got my number, right? 565 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,734 - Al-dog. 566 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,486 - Honestly, none of that game should've counted anyway, 567 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,113 and I have to get going, 'cause I... 568 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,573 have to get to night school. 569 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:37,866 - Lynette! 570 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:39,409 We need you, girl, one arm or not. 571 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,952 You ready for this? - Let's get it, then! 572 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,205 - All right, fine. We'll do one more point. 573 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:44,998 Sudden death, jump ball. 574 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,500 - If I win this, can we go on a date together? 575 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:47,918 - Hell, no. 576 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,920 - Well, then prepare to be Shirley Millered. 577 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,880 - It's Cheryl, dumbass. 578 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:54,090 - Well, then that, then. 579 00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,718 [beatboxing] 580 00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:01,890 - ♪ Kick it ♪ [beatboxing] 581 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,809 [whistle blows] 582 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:06,520 - Gil! In yo' face! 583 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,979 Damn it! Damn it! - Up, up, up, up, up! 584 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:11,191 [overlapping shouting] 585 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,526 - Blake has it! - No, no, hey! 586 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,944 Do not take the shot. 587 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,529 - Ders is giving him last-minute advice. 588 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,740 - Dunk it. Shatter the backboard for Adam. 589 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,700 - He's going for it! 590 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,956 - [groans] 591 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:30,043 - Oh, he missed it! 592 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,296 - This one's for DeMamp! 593 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:37,050 [yells] 594 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,385 Yeah! [both yelling] 595 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,719 - Oh, my God! He won! 596 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,721 - [yells] 597 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,934 all: Oh! 598 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,353 - There's glass everywhere! 599 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,980 - Tell the guys I'm crying. 600 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:52,065 Tell the guys I'm crying right now, how happy I am. 601 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,400 - We did it. - Yeah. 602 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,068 - We're going to Reno! 603 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,903 - Take it back. Don't tell 'em I'm crying. 604 00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:00,657 - This is the best moment of all of our lives! 605 00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,826 - Guys, nice to see you again. 606 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,494 - Hey, uh... - Hey. 607 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,079 - [laughing] You're probably... Uh, we're going 608 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,081 to a World of Warcraft thing after this. 609 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,624 - Right. - Please, no need to explain. 610 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,251 I, myself, am a high-ranking blood elf. 611 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:12,627 - Sick. - No kidding. 612 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,337 All right, well... - Well, it turns out 613 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,089 the steroids your friend here thought he was taking 614 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,216 was actually a combination of Rockstar Energy Drink, 615 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,926 ground-up Shock Tarts, 616 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,803 but mostly PCP. 617 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,680 - What? Wait. So he didn't have a heart attack, 618 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,390 he just took PCP. 619 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:27,267 - Well, he had a heart attack and OD'd on PCP. 620 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,561 Also, he's got shockingly high sodium levels. 621 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,563 - Damn it, Karl was right. 622 00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:32,898 - So he's gonna need at least 72 more hours 623 00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:35,108 here in the hospital and just rest. 624 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,776 - 72 hours of rest 625 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:37,903 is what he's gonna get, then. - Oh, at least. 626 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,654 At least. Absolutely. 627 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,031 Yeah. - Thank you. 628 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,699 - Hit the snooze button on life. 629 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:45,535 all: ♪ Reno Las Vegas ♪ 630 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:46,870 - Yee-haw! - Whoo! 631 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,497 all: ♪ Reno Las Vegas ♪ 632 00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:50,916 - [cackling] - Yee-hoo! 633 00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:52,459 all: ♪ Reno ♪ 634 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:57,923 ♪ Reno Las Vegas ♪ 635 00:20:58,049 --> 00:20:59,925 - Nice! 636 00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:02,052 [dog snorts] [party horn blows] 637 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:06,181 - Bye! I'm out of here! - Yeah, get out of here. 638 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:07,432 - See ya. - Go. 639 00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,059 - No, I'm gonna walk it off, 640 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,477 'cause I need a little Slurpee to cool down. 641 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,978 - You better get your hand out of my face! 642 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,522 - Yo, bitch! - Do not make me snap you off. 643 00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:15,941 - Get ah... 644 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,651 - You better get me a Charleston Chew, okay? 645 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,986 This ain't Avatar, bitch. Buh-bye! 47448

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