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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,100 English (HI) Subtitles. Workaholics S04E08 (720p) Beer Heist - BrRip [KoTuWa] 1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:02,900 - ♪ He shakes his butt, so you know his dick's working ♪ 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:04,879 ♪ He shakes his butt, so you know his dick's working ♪ 3 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,255 - ♪ He wags his dick like a doggy tail ♪ 4 00:00:06,382 --> 00:00:07,799 - ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ - Okay, all right. 5 00:00:07,925 --> 00:00:09,342 - ♪ He wags his dick like a doggy tail ♪ 6 00:00:09,468 --> 00:00:10,468 - Just like a doggy tail. - ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 7 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:11,594 - Yeah. [chuckles] 8 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:14,639 all: Oh! 9 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:16,391 - Break it down, Derski. - Yeah! 10 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:17,850 - My man is on fire. - Whoo! 11 00:00:17,976 --> 00:00:20,019 - Oh, that was a special shot. 12 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:21,145 - Thank you. I'm a clutch player. 13 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:22,772 I think it's because Steve Kerr 14 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:24,524 accidentally spit on me at a Sports Chalet as a kid. 15 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:26,359 I was there for a signing, and I think I got... 16 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:27,735 It was like Like Mike ju-ju. 17 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,445 I got some of his talent. 18 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:31,739 - Yeah, or whatever disease transfers through saliva. 19 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:35,118 - Okay, people, on your right, you will see the home 20 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:38,454 of Hollywood's most beloved athlete: 21 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,164 Pauly Shore. [tires screech] 22 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,500 - Whoa, hey, come on, Mike, what's up? 23 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:43,835 - Hey, what the hell are you doing? 24 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:46,170 - Pauly Shore lives around here? - No. 25 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:48,423 - I'm in the celebrity hot tub business now, baby. 26 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:49,716 - Cool. - Whoo! 27 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:51,592 - Cool. - Whoa, hey, hey, hey, 28 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:53,553 why are they taking pictures of us? 29 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:55,054 - It's because I told them that you're Pauly Shore 30 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,014 and Adam is Robin Williams. - Okay. 31 00:00:57,141 --> 00:00:59,267 - Um, I'm more of, like, a Mark Wahlberg type. 32 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:00,393 - Okay. 33 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:01,769 He has gained some weight, 34 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,396 but, ladies and gentleman, Mark Wahlberg! 35 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:04,772 [all cheering] 36 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:05,940 - All right, that's great. 37 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,775 Hey, check this out too. - Sexy! 38 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,737 - My driver, Homeless Mike, he found us a delicious treat 39 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:13,448 in a dumpster behind Buca di Beppo last night. 40 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:14,657 Lasagna. 41 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,743 - Garbage lasagna. Very smart. 42 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:18,244 - Yeah. - "Ingenus," even. 43 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,413 - So every tour comes with a free lunch. 44 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:21,956 - Sure. - Hey, wait a minute. 45 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,166 Who's Ders supposed to be? - Oh, I'm good. 46 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:24,500 - I'm glad you asked. 47 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:28,004 Anders is comedy god Michael Cera! 48 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:29,630 - Nice. - That's right. 49 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:31,048 - I'm supposed to be Michael Cera? 50 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:32,175 - I was gonna say Michael Cera. 51 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:33,342 - [laughs] Yep. 52 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:34,802 - Would you like some? - Michael Cera? 53 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,554 - Come on, more like Michael Phelps. 54 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:37,680 Let's be real here. - You're not Michael Phelps. 55 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:39,015 You're Michael Cera. 56 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:40,641 You don't even have a body like Phelps. 57 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:41,976 - I don't have the same body as Michael Phelps? 58 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,519 - No, dude, you're weak. - Take it back. 59 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,271 Take it back. - No, you have Mike Cera's, 60 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:46,773 like, tiny little eyes 61 00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:48,191 and weak-ass chin, bro. 62 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:49,692 You're Mike Cera. - Take it back. 63 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:50,818 - No, hey! 64 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,236 [all screaming] 65 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:54,989 all: Whoa! - Oh, my God! 66 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:58,534 - Why you do that, Scott Pilgrim? 67 00:01:58,660 --> 00:01:59,660 - Sorry. 68 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:02,663 [beatboxing] 69 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:03,790 ♪ ♪ 70 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:06,292 - ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 71 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,461 - ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, gotta ♪ 72 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:10,755 - ♪ Gotta be fresh ♪ 73 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:14,050 - Oh. - Hey, what do you guys say 74 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:15,301 we turn this little beer run 75 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:17,136 into a full-on dining experience? 76 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:20,306 I'm thinking cold beer and some chicken wings, huh? 77 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:21,766 - My man! - I like it. That sounds good. 78 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:23,684 - Yeah? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 79 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:26,395 We got a trio of tight-thicks at 11:00. 80 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:28,856 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Adam. 81 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,691 - Okay, they're waving us over. I'm gonna get in there, 82 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,777 Pickup Artist style and start dropping some heavy negs. 83 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:34,529 - Great idea, great idea. - Okay, yeah, yeah. 84 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,280 Adam, Adam, why are you... why are you walking like that? 85 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:37,949 - 'Cause I'm walking like I have a gigantic one, 86 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:39,116 and you guys should, too. 87 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:40,952 Hey. - Hey, what's up, pigs? 88 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:44,622 - Um, hi. Will you guys get us some beer? 89 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,082 - Why, are you too stupid to buy it yourselves? 90 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:47,917 - Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho! 91 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:49,502 You guys look dumb. 92 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:51,128 - No, we're 19. 93 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:54,715 - Okay, that's underage, okay. - Cool. 94 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:59,387 - I got a big dick. It's huge. 95 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,264 [roars] Down there. It's scary. 96 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:02,723 That's why I was walking funny earlier. 97 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,725 It's 'cause it hurts to walk. 98 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:07,478 My thighs just smash it, and it's very painful. 99 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,272 - Okay, um... [chuckles] 100 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:10,857 there's a huge party at our dorm. 101 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,859 - Yeah, I know. I heard about that. 102 00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:14,443 Bryce's, right? 103 00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:16,320 - Uh, we're supposed to bring all the beer. 104 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:19,282 So, if we give you some money, will you buy it for us? 105 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:21,993 - Oh, little ladies, that would be our pleasure. 106 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:23,870 Trust me, I'm big on pleasure. 107 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:25,538 Probably too big for your little pussies. 108 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:26,998 [laughs] 109 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:28,916 Fucking midgets. [laughs] 110 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,668 - Ders, how about you give 111 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:32,837 this dump truck of a girl her money back. 112 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:35,423 - Okay. Sorry. - Uh, I don't get it. 113 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,383 - You wouldn't, not with your tiny brain. 114 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:42,179 Why buy all the beer when we can steal all the beer? 115 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,183 [all gasping] - That would be epic. 116 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,603 - It would be, right? - That's why he said it, stupid. 117 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,396 Okay, we got to talk. We'll be right back. 118 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:53,190 - See you guys in a few. - Maybe ease up a little bit. 119 00:03:53,317 --> 00:03:54,984 - Dude, I love what a dangerous hornball 120 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,444 you're being right now! 121 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,195 - Being a frickin' hornball right now. 122 00:03:58,322 --> 00:03:59,322 - You're so horny. - Okay, we're gonna go steal 123 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:01,073 all the beer... - Yeah. 124 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:02,366 - And you keep seducing their 19-year-old little brains. 125 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:03,618 - Yes. - Their dumb little brains. 126 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,536 - Yes, okay. [imitates gunshots] 127 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,121 - Don't do that, though. 128 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,624 Just do my "walking with a big dick" idea, okay? 129 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,042 - Let me... I'm gonna do, like, a hybrid. 130 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,168 - Yeah, dude, just walk with a big dick. 131 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:13,628 - All right. Okay, okay. 132 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:16,213 [whistling] - Don't do the gun thing. 133 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:18,799 - [laughs] You looked that way, you fucking dummy. 134 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,843 [laughs] I'm back. I'm back. 135 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,261 - Come on. Come on. 136 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:23,763 What are we doing, man? - What do you mean? 137 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,514 What do you mean? We're stealing beer. 138 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:26,974 We're gonna make those chicks horny by doing, like, 139 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,226 some dangerous, Lorenzo Lamas-type stuff, right? 140 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:30,603 - Come on, dude, stealing beer? 141 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,188 That's not gonna make chicks horny, dude. 142 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:34,065 - Yeah, but what do you know about being horny, hmm? 143 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,651 You're like the least horniest dude in our whole dude crew. 144 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,403 - [laughs] Are you kidding me? 145 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:41,489 I am not the least horn... What about Ders? 146 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,325 - Ders is a whole ball of horns. And, me, it's like... 147 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,202 it's sad what I'll go through to get some. 148 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:48,579 Like, my dick, just when I ejaculate, 149 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:51,248 I just ejaculate tears, because that's how sad it makes me. 150 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:52,750 - Your dick is crying? - My dick cries. 151 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,126 And your dick doesn't do anything. 152 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:55,628 Your dick just lays to one side, all... 153 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,880 all just apathetic. 154 00:04:58,006 --> 00:04:59,757 - Okay, well, that is not true. 155 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:02,927 - What is the horniest, most perverted thing 156 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:04,971 that you would do for the orange-haired girl out there? 157 00:05:05,097 --> 00:05:06,472 - Well, I'm already... [sniffs] Mm... 158 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,849 I'm already smelling her hair. I'm... 159 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,309 Okay, I don't know exactly. 160 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,144 I'd probably... I'd take her to France, 161 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:14,563 and we'd, uh... we would ride bicycles, 162 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:17,441 and afterwards maybe I'd steal a smooch or two. 163 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,402 I'd give her a kiss, man. [chuckles] 164 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:22,863 - You are a sad sack of shit. 165 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,323 - What do you want me to say? 166 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:25,866 What, I'll fist her or something, man? 167 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,326 - Yeah, yeah, yeah! Just say I want to, like, 168 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:29,412 stick my whole arm up there. - Oh, come on. 169 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:31,288 Oh, I'll tie all three of 'em up and start slapping 'em around 170 00:05:31,415 --> 00:05:33,207 and frickin' burn them with a... 171 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,834 - Well, don't be a psychopath. You don't have to do that. 172 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,335 Have normal sex with them. 173 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,087 - Then I'm gonna fuck her probably. 174 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:40,339 - Oh, probably? Why'd you throw the "probably" in there? 175 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,091 - Because I don't know if she's gonna let me. 176 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:43,509 I'm not gonna, you know... - Okay. 177 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,302 - Come on, man. - Just help me steal some beer. 178 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:46,804 - All right, fine. Let's steal the beer, all right? 179 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:49,140 - Yo, psst, come on! 180 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:50,933 - He's hand-signaling. - Hey, my man, my man. 181 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:53,728 - He's... he's hand-signal... Hide, hide, hide! 182 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:54,979 - Come on, man. 183 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:58,858 Stay up. 184 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:00,484 - Shoot! - Oh, no, no, no, no! 185 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:01,986 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 186 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:04,196 - I'm pretty sure that plan sucked. 187 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:05,573 - You're pretty sure? 188 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:06,699 Well, I'm pretty sure you suck, okay? 189 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:07,950 Because my friends are geniuses. 190 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,535 They're probably devising a plan 191 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,037 to steal the beer from the inside of the truck. 192 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:13,205 But since it seems like it's driving away... 193 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,124 So we should follow it, all right? 194 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,500 Let's not be stupid and show up to a dorm party without beer. 195 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,252 Come with me. We'll get the beer. 196 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:19,420 We've got to get the beer. Come on, let's go! 197 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:20,629 Thank you. Here we go. 198 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:22,089 Move those big asses. 199 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,091 - Get it! You got it! - There you go! 200 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,968 - Whoa, okay, all right. - Yes! 201 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,219 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 202 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:28,763 Uh, so, uh... What do we do now? 203 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:29,930 - We're gonna grab as many beers as we can, 204 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,057 and then we're gonna jump. 205 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:32,308 - Okay. - Okay? 206 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:33,642 - Yeah, yeah, uh... [cell phone rings] 207 00:06:33,769 --> 00:06:35,019 - Oh, shit, hang on. 208 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:36,520 - Oh, hey, hey, hey! - Yo, what's up? 209 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:37,897 - Yo, what's up? - Let me get a beer, man. 210 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,231 These girls are getting restless. 211 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:40,357 - Okay, on it. 212 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:42,359 [grunting] 213 00:06:42,486 --> 00:06:44,987 - Okay, hey, Orange, take the wheel. 214 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:47,198 both: Oh! 215 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:48,908 - All right! - Yeah! 216 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,910 - You're good with your hands. - That's awesome. 217 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:53,621 That's just the tip of the iceberg, you frickin' whale. 218 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,581 - I want one. - Me too. 219 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,374 - Okay, we need more beers. More beers! 220 00:06:57,501 --> 00:07:00,544 - Yeah, uh, what if we, um... - Okay. 221 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,463 - Get, like, a grappling hook and, like, ballet shoes 222 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,590 and we kind of like "Man on a Wire" it over there? 223 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,425 - Yeah, I'm just gonna throw it. - Huh? 224 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:07,551 - There we go. [tires screeching] 225 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:09,053 [all screaming] 226 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:10,346 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Adam, what are you doing, man? 227 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:11,931 You're gonna cause an accident. 228 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:13,099 - You need to stop worrying and start tossing, man, 229 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:14,433 'cause when this works, 230 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:16,268 we're gonna be partying all night, dude. 231 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:18,270 - I know about the sex and stuff, I'm just saying, man... 232 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:20,272 - Bring the 'Vo as close as possible. 233 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:22,691 - Okay, okay, okay. Here we come. 234 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,824 - Blake, we're jumping to the 'Vo. 235 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,284 And I know you're scared right now, man, 236 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:33,702 but the blood that's pumping through your veins, 237 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:35,538 I need it pumping through your dick! 238 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:37,289 I need you horny, Blake! 239 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:38,582 - Okay, well, here's the deal about that. 240 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,668 Uh, I just... I don't know if... 241 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:41,877 - Life, man. 242 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:44,130 What a ride! 243 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:45,381 [screams] 244 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:47,633 [all screaming, laughing] 245 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,093 - That was radical. - Yeah, that's cool, right? 246 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:50,261 - He's good. 247 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:51,470 - Okay, throw me a case, man. 248 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:52,680 - Whoo! - Cool, right? 249 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,849 It's what we do. - [grunts] 250 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,142 - Oh! Oh! 251 00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:58,853 Here we go. - Grab that, grab that. 252 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,437 - [grunts] all: Oh! 253 00:08:00,564 --> 00:08:01,981 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, go ahead and grab that. 254 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,357 - All right. 255 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,151 - Whoa! [screaming] 256 00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:07,069 - Oh, my God! [car horn blaring] 257 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:09,238 - Okay, hold on! 258 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,407 Maybe it's time for a new plan. 259 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,159 - You're right, mission abort. We got enough beer. 260 00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:16,287 Okay, now, hurry up and jump. Let's bang these chicks. 261 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:17,705 Come on. - Yeah. 262 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,540 - Hey, hey, whoa, come on, man, watch the hood! 263 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:20,916 It's still my car! 264 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,209 - Sorry. Come on! - Yeah, yeah. 265 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,670 Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah! Yeah! 266 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,213 Here we go. Here we g... 267 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,090 Nope, nope, no, no. - What? 268 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,717 - Uh-uh, I'm not gonna make it. - Come on! 269 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,510 What do you mean? Just get horny! 270 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:33,012 - I can't! Okay? 271 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:36,765 I'm just... I'm not that horny. 272 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:41,353 [tires screeching, horn honks, girl screams] 273 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:45,524 - Oh! - Oh, fuck! 274 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,661 - Okay, not good, not good. 275 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,496 Not bad, you know, not bad. It's whatever. 276 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:01,624 [truck beeping] 277 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,878 - Where are we? - This is so ghetto. 278 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:07,421 - This is ghetto? You're ghetto. 279 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,131 What's with your hair? It's all wet. 280 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:10,633 You'd actually be the hottest one in the three 281 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:12,134 if it was normal. 282 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,636 - Uh, Haley, we're missing the pregame. 283 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:15,221 - I know. This sucks. 284 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:17,514 I'm gonna call an Uber to send a car for us. 285 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,683 - Wait. No, no, don't... don't call anybody, okay? 286 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,518 'Cause I'm here, and I'm fun, 287 00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:23,938 and I got two bad boys for life inside the building 288 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,522 ready to come outside of the building 289 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:26,982 and take your dorm party to the next level, 290 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:28,442 into the stratosphere, 291 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,110 which is a science term you'd know about 292 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,238 if you were smart, but you're girls or whatever. 293 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:34,031 So I'm gonna call them. 294 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,325 You know, put on makeup or something, please. 295 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,244 - We're gonna get shot. I swear to God. 296 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:41,872 - They're sending us a car. - Mm. 297 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:46,210 - Oh, my God. - Oh. [gasping] 298 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:49,755 [cell phone rings] - Yo. 299 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,340 - Yo, what is going on in there? 300 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,050 Guys, like, these chicks are trying to bail. 301 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:54,426 - Don't let them go, 'cause we're in 302 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,262 a frickin' brewery right now. 303 00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:58,097 We're gonna find the mother lode, 304 00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,723 and then it's gonna be a straight-up Dorm Daze situation, 305 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:02,017 like that porno site where, like, the porno girls 306 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,727 come and do, like, the dorm and then all... 307 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:05,145 [indistinct radio chatter] Oh, shh, hide! 308 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,273 - Got to go, got to go. 309 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:12,361 - Okay. 310 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:13,988 Hey, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, check it. 311 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,739 [chuckling] 312 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,157 I guess my dudes are about 313 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:21,161 to roll out here with infinity beers. 314 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:25,791 - Well, they'd better hurry, 'cause you've got 20 minutes. 315 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:28,502 - And you've got orange hair. Fire snatch! 316 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,254 [beatboxing] 317 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,673 - ♪ We're like ♪ - ♪ Fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh ♪ 318 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,801 [beatboxing] 319 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:37,970 - ♪ We came here ♪ 320 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:39,596 - Gah. 321 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,015 God damn it, man. We're never gonna get over 322 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,017 that gate without getting busted, dude. 323 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,768 If you weren't so blinded 324 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,729 by your stupid horniness, we'd be on the roof 325 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:49,773 drinking beer and smashing Cheeseburger Big Bites. 326 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,233 - Look around you, dude. 327 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,235 It's wall-to-wall beer, man, okay? 328 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,195 So how about we quit obsessing 329 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,239 about, like, minor details and start stealing beer 330 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,657 like real horny men do. 331 00:10:58,783 --> 00:10:59,908 What's this? 332 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,535 - Oh, what are you... - Look at this. 333 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,121 - Oh, that looks good. That looks really, really good. 334 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,248 - Here's yours. - Yeah, thanks, thanks. 335 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:07,833 - Ooh. - Oh, mama. 336 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:10,127 Whoo, mother's milk. - [moaning] 337 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:11,754 Yeah, I needed that. 338 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,213 Okay, okay, I'm back. - Oh, that's good. 339 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,798 - What are you thinking? 340 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,550 We grab a couple cases, put 'em on a forklift, 341 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,261 blaze out of here, just go right through the front door. 342 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,221 - Oh, no. 343 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:24,933 We are gonna steal 106 gallons of ice-cold beer, baby, 344 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:27,478 and basically turn those chicks into our sex slaves 345 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,730 until they turn 23, when chicks go rotten. 346 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,607 - I-I... Dude, I love where your head's at, 347 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,067 but that's impossible, all right? 348 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,277 You can't transport that much liquid. 349 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,321 - I'm one step ahead of you, Beez. 350 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:38,906 - I'm guessing you guys are pretty bad at kissing, 351 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,324 but I'm willing to give a lesson if you, uh... 352 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:43,243 - Did somebody order 600 gallons of beer transpo? 353 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,953 Whoo! - What is... I don't... uh... 354 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,789 - What is that? - What are you doing? 355 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:49,917 - We're stealing all the beer, Ders! 356 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,251 God damn it. - All right. 357 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,961 I know him, so... 358 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:54,713 - Don't worry. I took her through a car wash. 359 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,048 She's so clean you could eat 360 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:57,716 beer off of it, baby. - Cool, cool. 361 00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,259 - Give me a hug, man. - What? No. 362 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,386 What's going on down here? What is that? 363 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:01,970 - Oh, this is an adult diaper. 364 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:04,681 - Why are you wearing a diaper? - Dude, the bad Buca. 365 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,266 It turns out you can't trust dumpster lasagna 366 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,393 like you used to. 367 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,019 It tore my insides up, 368 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,396 and now I got poo-poo leaking down my butt crack. 369 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:11,522 - Stop it! He's... he's playing. 370 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,273 He's joking. 371 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,652 He's Karl, and he's actually a Wall Street guy, so... 372 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:19,655 - So then why does Karl drive that nasty van? 373 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:23,158 - Oh, my goodness, you have incredibly delicate shoulders. 374 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,410 Has anyone ever told you that? - Stop it. 375 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:25,994 - Thank you. 376 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,454 - Now, there's that smile that makes me want 377 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,831 to be a better man. - Right, right, but... 378 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,124 [glass breaks] 379 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,417 - [grunts] - Whoa. 380 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:32,543 - Here, take it. 381 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:33,877 Take it. - Here we go! 382 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,170 Here we go. - Game on, game on. 383 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,840 - Game time. [grunting] 384 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:40,926 - Hit it, Beezer! 385 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,971 [imitates bird cawing, cat meowing, dog barking] 386 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,681 - Cool. 387 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,850 - I forget which animal we settled on, but he's got it. 388 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:50,102 - Oh, my God, we're stealing that much beer? 389 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,395 - Oh, yeah. We're flowing, bro. 390 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:52,646 We're flowing! 391 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,273 - Yeah, there we go. - Yo, got mugs. 392 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:55,691 Stole them from the Salvation Army. 393 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,609 Didn't even pay for them. - Oh. 394 00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,111 - Ma'am, this one is for you. And this one fits you nicely. 395 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,488 - So, like, I guess we hooked you guys up, 396 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,948 and you won't be going anywhere. 397 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,534 Holler if you hear me. - Uh, not really. 398 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:06,952 This is gonna take forever to fill up, 399 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:08,912 and we're already missing the party. 400 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,831 - Mm, yeah, okay. 401 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,584 How about you shut up and don't look at me right now? 402 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,961 - Damn. - Why would you miss a party? 403 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:17,087 - We were supposed to bring all the beer. 404 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,213 - Ders. [clicks tongue] 405 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:19,631 Yo, watch them like a hawk 406 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,008 or like an eagle, whatever has the best eyes. 407 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,468 - Yeah. - I'm gonna tell Blake to turn 408 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:23,677 this bitch up full speed, and we're gonna 409 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:24,887 be having an orgy within an hour. 410 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,638 - Yes! Yeah. 411 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:29,099 Dude, if I could hug you, I would. 412 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,810 - Anders, save it for the orgy. 413 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,439 - Yo, Blake. 414 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,149 We got to turn this bitch up to "party," man. 415 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,525 It's not coming out quick enough. 416 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,027 - Whoa, hey, whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey. 417 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,695 Don't mess with that, man. Come on, hey. 418 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,155 Hey, plumbing is a science. Don't mess with it. 419 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,032 - Yeah, well, you know what else is a science? 420 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,909 Reverse cowgirl, man, and that's not even something that 421 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,494 you would understand because you haven't had sex for, like, 422 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,455 I don't know, how many months? How many months? 423 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:52,789 Should I stop... - Stop. 424 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,416 Okay, look, man, I'm just asking you, 425 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,627 as a friend, don't mess with my flow, bro. 426 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,253 - Well, it's not about the friendship, Blake, 427 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,631 because as the old saying goes, 428 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,508 "It's hos before bros." 429 00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:03,884 - Well, I think... 430 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,636 Are you drunk, man, off your own cum? 431 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,179 You've gone cum dumb! 432 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:10,265 Is semen backing up and clogging your brain? 433 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,100 Come on, you're too horny, Adam! Knock it off! 434 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:13,936 - I'm the perfect amount of horny... oh! 435 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,438 - Oh, look what you've gone and done now, Adam. 436 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,024 - Yeah, well, that's partially your... if you would've just 437 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,609 done it from the beginning, then this wouldn't have happened. 438 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,444 - You and your semen-filled brain. 439 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:23,946 You sprung a leak, man. 440 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,697 We're hemorrhaging beer. - Plug 'er up! 441 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:28,784 - We got a robbery in progress, main brewhouse. 442 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,452 - Oh, no. Oh, no. 443 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,828 - Oh, no, Karl, are you okay, baby? 444 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,872 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 445 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,542 It's just my guts. They're rotting. 446 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,794 - "Baby"? Is... wait, everyone's calling him "baby," now? 447 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:39,920 What's my pet name? 448 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,046 - "Beer bitch." 449 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,173 - Beer bitch? I don't get it. 450 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,967 - Grab me another beer, bitch. 451 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,510 - Okay, got it. [chuckles] 452 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:47,636 Now I get it. 453 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,179 - That was so funny, Kim. 454 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,431 - Thank you. - That was great. 455 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,517 - Karl, we got a problem. - Yeah? 456 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,018 - This thing ain't pumping beer no more. 457 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,520 - Well, then let's get in there and make it pump 458 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:59,481 no more beer a little bit more. - What? 459 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:00,983 - Okay, I'm gonna give you a boost, I think. 460 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,734 - Okay. 461 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,653 - Guys, our Uber will be here in 10 minutes, 462 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:07,447 and if it gets here before the beer does, we're out of here. 463 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,740 - Okay, okay. - All right, let's go. 464 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,243 both: One, two, three... - Go! [shouts] 465 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,036 Hold on. You got to let go. 466 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,413 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm falling, dude. 467 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:15,581 - No, I'll get you through. Ready? 468 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,165 - One, two, three, go. 469 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:18,292 - Yeah, baby. - I'm in. 470 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,626 - [laughs] 471 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,128 - Stop. What are... - No, I'm plugging. 472 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,589 - Okay, you know what? Just turn it off, man. 473 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,382 - We're not gonna turn it off, man, 'cause we're trying 474 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,592 to get it going for the chicks. 475 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,176 The flow needs to get going! 476 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:30,721 Somebody has to plug the dike with their mouth. 477 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,973 Hopefully that's not the last time I say that, right? 478 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,391 - This is a little more important, so just... 479 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:35,934 - Oh, Blake... - You know what? 480 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,227 Just go ahead. - You're just not horny enough. 481 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,770 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 482 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,355 You're gonna just have to kiss giving the girls 483 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:43,775 a good-night kiss good-bye, good-bye. 484 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:47,237 - I'll see you on the other side. 485 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,697 For poon! - What's that even mean? 486 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:49,823 - Oh, fuck! - What does that even mean? 487 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,283 - Ow! - Don't, man. 488 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,909 You're gonna drink yourself to death. 489 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:55,329 You'll get too drunk, if that's a real thing. 490 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,331 [beatboxing] 491 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,999 - ♪ Scratch ♪ 492 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,335 [beatboxing] 493 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,129 - ♪ Right here ♪ 494 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,881 - Hold on. You guys get the fat kid. 495 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,758 I'll corner the girl. 496 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,176 Party's over, boys! 497 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,677 - Security, security, come on! 498 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:11,928 Come on, come on, Adam. Adam. 499 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,472 Ah, come on, leave him alone! 500 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,223 - Oh, you want some of what he's getting? 501 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,850 - All right, dude, you're just a rent-a-cop, chill. 502 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,186 [forklift revving, beeping] 503 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,606 - Somebody order a bear? 504 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:26,860 - Whoa! Thanks, Ders. 505 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,320 - Yeah. 506 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,863 I meant to say "beer," but I just said "bear." 507 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,239 I don't think it matters, though. 508 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,659 Here. We gotta get you outta here. 509 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,369 - Where's the chicks? - The chicks are outside, man. 510 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,245 And trust me, they're hornier than we are. 511 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:38,705 - Come on, let's go, big man! 512 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,249 - Let's go, guys! Follow me! 513 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:42,959 - Grab him! - Oh, man, the dumpster lasagna, 514 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,419 it's dropping a level. 515 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,213 I think I'm gonna butt-barf, you guys. 516 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,881 - We're almost there! - It's happening! 517 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,509 It's so hot. It's impossibly hot. 518 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:51,885 - Wait. We can't leave a dude behind! 519 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,261 - Oh! - What are you talking about? 520 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,805 Do you smell what his butt is cooking? 521 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,723 Up here! - [groans] Fly, you dudes. 522 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:57,974 [farts] Fly! 523 00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,143 - Oh, I smell it all the way to here. 524 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,728 - Oh, snap. - Okay, careful, careful. 525 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,815 - Oh, whoa, whoa. I love you guys! 526 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,526 I love kissing those chicks, and I love D.Q. Blizzards. 527 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,277 - Stop it. - Let's go to D.Q. 528 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,363 - Uh, I think we should probably back up. 529 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,115 It looks like they're gonna fall on us. 530 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,533 - I'm gonna kiss you on the nape of your neck, girl. 531 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:15,784 - Yeah, yeah. - That's right here. 532 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,244 That's the sensual part. - Yeah. 533 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,370 - A little late, guys. 534 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,872 Our car is basically here. 535 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,541 - Okay, damn it, damn it, we gotta get down there right now. 536 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,167 - Then we got to jump in the beer. 537 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,002 That's the only way we're gonna survive. 538 00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:28,130 - Adam, we jump in the beer, we ruin the beer, no chicks. 539 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,673 - Oh, yeah. 540 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,216 - Then we got to jump in the street. 541 00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,719 - Are you kidding, Blake? It's too high. 542 00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,929 - And I'm just too horny. 543 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,306 I'm too horny! - Yeah! 544 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,642 - Oh, my God! [all screaming] 545 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,645 - Oh! I broke a bone, 546 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,731 but I grew a boner. 547 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:46,857 Who's next? 548 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,233 - [panting] 549 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:49,693 Horny! 550 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,486 [all screaming] - Oh, my God! 551 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:52,863 Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 552 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,115 - It's a break. Got a bad break. 553 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,324 - So we're doing this, huh? 554 00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:57,909 Right on. 555 00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,786 I do it all for the nookie! 556 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,497 [all screaming] [screams] 557 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,458 [all screaming] 558 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,376 - We did it, girls. We got you beer. 559 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,170 - So much. So much beer. 560 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:10,756 - We could've jumped into it, but we didn't, you know? 561 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:13,383 So let's go get some ice and party. 562 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:14,968 - That is so crazy. - Yeah. 563 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,970 - It was, like, Steve-O hot. [giggling] 564 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,680 - I've been told I look like Party Boy. 565 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,600 - You do, dude. - Geronimo! 566 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:22,809 - Don't! Don't do it! - No, don't jump! 567 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,311 - No! - Don't do it! 568 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,104 [all shouting] 569 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,565 No, no, oh, no! 570 00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:31,276 - Ew! Wha... - I'm all good. 571 00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,987 - That is so gross. Karl, you ruined everything. 572 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,405 - Yeah, there's poop in his diaper. 573 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,698 - Yeah, I pooped. 574 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:37,824 All my poop came out of my diaper. 575 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,534 - Let's go. 576 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,536 - No, no, no, no, wait, wait. I'm so horny now. 577 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:42,829 Your butt, your boobs, 578 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,165 your mouth, it makes me so horny. 579 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,541 - I'm sorry I was being mean. 580 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:47,793 You're obviously three beautiful girls. 581 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:49,795 I was just negging you, you know? 582 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,129 You were probably too stupid to realize it. 583 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,881 See, that was another neg. 584 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:55,008 - Yeah, like The Game is from, like, 10 years ago. 585 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,760 That crap doesn't work anymore. 586 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,094 - No, it works. - It works. 587 00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,513 - We wanted to party with you guys, 588 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:00,806 but now we're missing our own party 589 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:02,516 and we still don't have any beer. 590 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,142 - We can go buy you some. - Yeah. 591 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,685 - [laughs] Too late. 592 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,562 all: No, no, no, wait! 593 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:08,897 [all groaning, wincing] - Oh, come on! 594 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:12,150 - Oh, please! [all shouting] 595 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,361 - Good evening. I have a pickup for Haley. 596 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,737 - Yeah, that's me. 597 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,197 - Please! - I swear to God, 598 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,615 I will throw my dick at you. [all groaning] 599 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:19,908 - Hey, guys! 600 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,410 Come on in. The beer feels fine. 601 00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:23,912 [beatboxing] 602 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,622 - ♪ You gotta ♪ - ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪ 603 00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:29,751 [beatboxing] 604 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,213 - Go! [all screaming] 605 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,339 - I was adjusting the gun. [all grunting] 606 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:35,590 I was adjusting my gun. 607 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,050 - Oh, oh! We got a winner! 608 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,802 - Ah! - We have a clear winner. 609 00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,262 - [grunts] - Whoo! Whoo. 610 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,638 - That doesn't seem fair. 611 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:42,764 - Who needs a painkiller? - Oh, yeah. 612 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:43,890 - Oh, daddy does. 613 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,058 - Coming at you. - Thirsty. 614 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,476 - Let me get one. - Over the top. 615 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,645 - Ooh, just what the doctor ordered. 616 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:49,855 - Ooh, mama. - Whoo! 617 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,314 - Yum, yum, yum, hey. 618 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,400 If you look on the bright side, you know, 619 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,277 one in three girls have Chlamydia anyway, 620 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,362 so we really did dodge a dick bullet. 621 00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,030 - At the same time, though, it might have been worth it. 622 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,282 - Probably would have been worth it. 623 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:01,408 - Right? Because what is Chlamydia 624 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,951 when you think about it? 625 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:05,120 - Just a long word. - Yeah. 626 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,914 I'm proud of you, Blazer. Finally horned out. 627 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,624 - You were a big-time horny pervball back there. 628 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,293 - Yeah. - What can I say, man? 629 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:12,669 - Very proud of you. - I'm still rocking a bone. 630 00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:14,004 - Oh! 631 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,255 - I'll give you my Brazzers account. 632 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,340 - Get out of here. - Yeah, I am. 633 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,175 That's something I'm gonna do. - That's the highest honor. 634 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:20,385 - Okay, well, you guys aren't gonna see me for a while. 635 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,012 - Ladies and gentlemen, 636 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,763 take a look out of the right-hand side of the hot tub, 637 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,433 and you're probably gonna see some Hollywood royalty. 638 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,894 - [screaming] - Oh! Come on, man. 639 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,270 - All right. 640 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,439 Let's give a big round of applause 641 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,774 for Academy Award winner Robin Williams. 642 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,484 - [cheering] - Oh! 643 00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:39,195 - [imitating Mrs. Doubtfire] It was a run-by fruiting! 644 00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:40,614 - And another big wave 645 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:44,117 to Academy Award winner Pauly Shore. 646 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,953 - [cheering] - Wheezing the juice! 647 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,205 - [laughs] 648 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:51,958 And, um... 649 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,293 - Bradley Cooper! 650 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,669 [cheering] - Oh, yeah! 651 00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:57,797 - I accept that. Welcome to our land. 652 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,799 - Nice! 653 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,927 [dog snorts] [party horn blows] 654 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:08,808 - [grunting] 655 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,853 [shouting] 656 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:15,649 [grunting] 657 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,777 [shouting] - Oh! 48803

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