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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,800 English (HI) Subtitles. Workaholics S04E07 (720p) We Be Clownin - BrRip [KoTuWa] 1 00:00:03,629 --> 00:00:05,963 - [grunts] 2 00:00:06,090 --> 00:00:08,174 - Yeah! 3 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:10,093 - Up! 4 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:14,806 - Yeah! 5 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:16,057 [grunting] 6 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,479 both: Oh! 7 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:22,897 - Hi-yo! Sonic boom! 8 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,733 - [shouting] 9 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:28,861 - Oh! 10 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:30,113 The professor! 11 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:32,323 What? What? What? Come on, man. 12 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:33,616 - Stop him? 13 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:37,578 You can barely hope to contain him! 14 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,789 Uh-oh. I got it. 15 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:40,998 I got my gun, baby. 16 00:00:41,125 --> 00:00:44,001 Boom, boom, boom, boom. 17 00:00:44,128 --> 00:00:46,129 Oh, my God, you guys. 18 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:49,132 Wood. 19 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:50,591 - Yeah. Now let's go. 20 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:51,759 - You don't get it. 21 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,386 It's not just wood. Oh, no. 22 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:55,388 It's a sick rooftop waterslide baby 23 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:56,889 that hasn't even been born yet. 24 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:58,683 - Oh! - Right? 25 00:00:58,809 --> 00:01:00,476 All right. 26 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,270 Okay, Ders bounce-passes the ball to Blake. 27 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,105 Blake catches it midair, 28 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,441 who then passes it back to Ders, catching it midair, 29 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,276 who underhands the ball back to me. 30 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,570 At this junction, I will bomb down the slide, 31 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:13,197 catching it midair! 32 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:14,824 Tomahawk slam dunk starting now. 33 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:16,826 Go! 34 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:19,036 - Ooh, baby! 35 00:01:19,163 --> 00:01:22,248 - [screams] 36 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:26,085 Ooh, ah, man! 37 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:27,378 That tickled. 38 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:28,713 I got a little bit of a splinter. 39 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:30,631 I'm gonna go tweeze it out. 40 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,467 Feels like a biggie. - Ooh. 41 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,969 - You guys want any Bomb Pops? - I'm good. 42 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,971 - Okay, no Bomb Pops. 43 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,974 [beatboxing] 44 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,100 ♪ ♪ 45 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:43,686 - ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 46 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:45,855 - ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, gotta ♪ 47 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:48,149 - ♪ Gotta be fresh ♪ 48 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:50,777 - When we're done sanding this sucker, 49 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:52,612 it's gonna be slick butthole. 50 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:54,822 - It's gonna be like a BP oil spill up in this bitch. 51 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,824 But instead of, like, dead seals, 52 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,035 we'll have a lot of Jessica Biels... 53 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:01,954 all oily, just flopping all down the slide. 54 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,080 - Oh, yeah. - Totally, man. 55 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:04,749 I mean, it's gonna be like a landmark of the neighborhood, 56 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:06,667 kind of like that old tree that's up the block 57 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:08,711 that looks like it has, like, a nappy coochie. 58 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:10,213 - Yup, or that doughnut that's on the roof 59 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:11,839 in the Snoop Dogg video. 60 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,508 - Hey, guys. - Yeah? 61 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,176 - I'm done. I don't want to do this anymore. 62 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:17,595 - I know. Okay. - My muscles and my brain hurts. 63 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:20,681 I vote we forget about the slide, 64 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,141 and we go smoke weed about it 65 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,435 and forget about all of our troubles, starting now. 66 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,854 - What if we, uh, post the job online, right? 67 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,689 What is that thing? TaskRabbit? 68 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,775 You just put a job up, and then somebody bids on it. 69 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:31,901 Somebody could do it on the cheap. 70 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,110 - Okay. Yeah. 71 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:34,403 I mean, I love that idea. - Right? 72 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:35,905 - I hate working to get stuff done. 73 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:39,450 You know? It's like, um, "This is stupid." 74 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:41,953 - What is Brickleberry? 75 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:43,120 - Oh, nice. 76 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:44,247 - [laughs] Wow. - Cheers to that, man. 77 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:45,456 - Who would have known? 78 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,124 [cell phone chimes] 79 00:02:47,251 --> 00:02:49,544 - Oh, got a bid on the TaskRabbit. 80 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,754 - Oh, are you kidding me? - Whoa. 81 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,005 150. 82 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,633 - $150? - Yeah. 83 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:59,637 - What are we, the Rockefellers' record company Roc-A-Fella? 84 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:01,764 - What if we just TaskRabbit a job ourselves? 85 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,307 You know, make some dough, 86 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:04,934 pass it on to the guy sanding our slide? 87 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,352 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. All right. 88 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:07,979 Let me see what we got. - What else do they have? 89 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:09,230 - Um, clean someone's gutters? 90 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:10,523 [both groaning] 91 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:12,525 Okay. All right. Uh, walk cats. 92 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:13,860 [both groaning] 93 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,236 - That one doesn't even seem real. 94 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:16,571 - Build an IKEA desk. 95 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:19,490 - [groaning] 96 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:23,911 Can you tell how much I hate that one? 97 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,621 - So that's a no. - I hate this game. 98 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:26,789 - Just give me that. 99 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:27,957 I bet there's some cool jobs on there. 100 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,333 - There's not. I just looked. 101 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:30,751 - Let me see. See? You got to be creative. 102 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,128 You got to think outside the bun. 103 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:33,421 - [sighs] - Let's see. 104 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,423 Ah, there! There we go. Look at that. 105 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,049 Entertainment for an eight-year-old's 106 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:38,467 birthday party, huh? 107 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:39,760 - Us? - Yeah! 108 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,137 - Are you... What would we even do? 109 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:42,805 - We'll be clowns! 110 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,599 - I bet I'd be so good at 69-ing. 111 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,183 - I know you will be. 112 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,561 - Thanks, man. - Want to know how I know? 113 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:50,187 - How? - I'm not telling. 114 00:03:50,314 --> 00:03:51,647 - [laughs] - Oh, bully. 115 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:53,441 Okay! 116 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,067 Time to gather around 117 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:58,321 and watch the tallest clown in the world 118 00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:03,409 hypnotize your parents into doing wacky and wild things. 119 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:06,746 So perhaps the woman in blue would be so kind as to join me. 120 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,748 - Ooh. [all clapping] 121 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:10,541 - Time to be hypnotized. 122 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:13,961 Now, if you would just take some deep breaths, 123 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,379 prepare your body. 124 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:16,881 - [inhales, exhales] 125 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:20,134 - Nice, and... 126 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,428 She's asleep! 127 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,805 [laughter] Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho! 128 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:27,475 - Hey, Nurse Jackie, you're a nurse, right? 129 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:30,144 I need you to help me with something. 130 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:33,022 "Well, you can't cure stupid, stupid." 131 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:35,232 [gasps] Wait, what? 132 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:37,777 Who you calling stupid, dummy? 133 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:40,154 "You're the dummy, dummy." 134 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,906 [clown nose honks] Oh, ow! 135 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:43,324 Zoinks! 136 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,409 [laughter] 137 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,787 - I love you, Nurse Jackie. 138 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:49,038 all: Aw! 139 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:52,333 - [laughs] That was so cute. 140 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:55,628 - You're a tiger! 141 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:58,464 You're a toad! Ribbit! 142 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:00,174 Who is this? 143 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,219 He's an owl! 144 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:06,597 - Zoinks! 145 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,808 "I'd rather be a dummy than an idiot." 146 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:11,018 - I love you, Jackie! 147 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,186 - You love me too, right? 148 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,188 - No. I love Jackie. 149 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,356 - Okay. 150 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,483 Get off. Get off. Sit down. 151 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:20,403 - Now, why don't we see if Mommy 152 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:24,865 could wind her body like a snake? 153 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,033 And she's awake! 154 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,202 Whoa! I'm on stilts. 155 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,037 - They think Nurse Jackie's real. 156 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,998 Guess what. I'm real. - Yes. 157 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:33,499 - I'm a real boy. - Hi, clowns. 158 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,042 - Whoa! - Jeez! 159 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,669 - Whoa. - Ew. What's that smell? 160 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,087 - We're off the clock, kid. 161 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:40,881 Go, um, suck your mom's tits for me. 162 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,049 [laughter] 163 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,259 Jeez. 164 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:45,261 I thought it was a miniature cop. 165 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:48,055 - ♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh ♪ 166 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,641 - We ghost riding. We ghost riding. 167 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:53,561 - How you like me now? Pow! 168 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,064 - No, no, no, no, what do you mean 169 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,774 this doesn't look like Dimebag Darrell? 170 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:02,820 Do you even, like, know anything about Pantera? 171 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:07,241 - [groaning] "I'm dying!" 172 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,451 Oh, Jackie! 173 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,870 Oh, no! 174 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:13,456 Maybe it's just your time to go... 175 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:15,416 straight to hell! 176 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:19,628 [all screaming] 177 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:22,548 - Is the, uh, hypnotism show gonna start soon? 178 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:23,758 - Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. 179 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,968 Um, when I clap my hands, 180 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:29,096 you're gonna be a loser dad that walks away. 181 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:31,515 - You suck dick. 182 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,225 - [laughs] 183 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:35,144 Prove it. 184 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:38,606 And the way you used the puppet, 185 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,024 you were like a modern-day Jeff Dunham. 186 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:41,233 - Yeah. 187 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:42,818 Were you wearing stilts or not? 188 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,320 I still haven't figured it out. - Oh, well... 189 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:46,030 - No, the kids were... They were, like, all... 190 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:47,490 "How... He can't be that tall. [email alert chimes] 191 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:48,949 That's not even humanly possible." 192 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,117 - Thank you. 193 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,411 - And let's not forget big-balling Blake over here 194 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:54,038 with your artwork, dude. - Stop. Stop. 195 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:55,623 - I'm just glad somebody finally appreciates it... 196 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,917 - Stop. - Because I think it's horrible. 197 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:59,752 I'm always trying to throw it away, 198 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:02,046 but it's cool that, like, parents and, like, dumb kids, 199 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:04,256 like, get it and... and love it. 200 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:05,966 - Well, you know, it was fun while it lasted. 201 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,093 - Yeah, it is. - Blake, 202 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:08,719 it might not be over. 203 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,471 Apparently we made it onto Rancho Kidzamonga. 204 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:13,057 It's a blog about all thing kids in the R.C. 205 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:16,560 - "New clowns on the block"? 206 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:17,728 Hey, that's us! - Us. 207 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:18,896 - Oh, we're famous! - Yeah. 208 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,064 - Yes! Yes! [cell phone vibrates] 209 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,191 I always knew I'd be famous, dude. 210 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:23,567 - Hang on. Shh for a second. 211 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:24,985 - I always knew I'd be famous. - Hello? 212 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,487 - I'm about to bang a Kardashian. 213 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:27,947 - Yes, we be clownin'. 214 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:29,198 They're calling about us for a party! 215 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:30,783 - [gasping] - [laughs] 216 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:32,618 - We're definitely available. 217 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:33,828 - Oh! Oh! 218 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,663 - Twins? - We did it. 219 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:36,789 - Oh, we did it! - Okay. 220 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:38,082 7:00 it is. Thank you. 221 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:39,333 - Should we celebrate some good times? 222 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,709 Come on. - I would love to, man. 223 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:41,877 What, are you gonna turn on the radio 224 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,838 or Pandora or something? Let's jam. 225 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,005 - Sounds great. See you then. 226 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:47,800 - How about we sip some of Daddy's brew, baby? 227 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:49,593 - Oh, you dirty dog. Nice. - Ooh. 228 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,137 - No, I like that. 229 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:52,763 - We've got this city by the balls, boys. 230 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,348 [laughter] 231 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,183 - We're being naughty! - Oh, my God. 232 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,351 Shh. Quiet cheers. 233 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,686 Quiet cheers. Quiet cheers. 234 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,354 - We should rent a Miata. - Cheers. 235 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,482 all: Miata! - Whoo! 236 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,860 - Boof, boof, boof, boof, boof! - Welcome to the Miata life! 237 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,862 - Let's just go till the tank runs out. 238 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,655 all: Wesley Snipes! 239 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:11,991 Wesley Snipes! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 240 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:19,999 [beatboxing] 241 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:23,002 [electronic pop music] 242 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:28,132 ♪ ♪ 243 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:29,925 - Whoa, boys. 244 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,511 Mega-sale at Burlington Coat Factory? 245 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:35,181 - [laughs] No. 246 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:37,308 We hit the bar. - The Denim Bar. 247 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,185 - We livin' that Snipe life now. 248 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,187 - Basically we dress like Wesley Snipes now 249 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:43,689 'cause we can afford to with our side jobs. 250 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:45,065 - That's good for you, 251 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,817 but you still have to work at this job. 252 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:50,863 - Oh, don't make me go full-blown clown on your ass. 253 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:52,990 - Okay, I don't even want to know what that means. 254 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,533 - What he's trying to tell you 255 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:56,660 is that you are looking at Rancho Cucamonga's 256 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,454 premier clown troupe. 257 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,497 What you are experiencing right now 258 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:01,874 is called troupe envy. 259 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,375 - Well, you're about to experience 260 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:04,793 my heel in your manhole 261 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,378 if you don't get on the phones now, 262 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,964 and please, try to dress like losers who work here. 263 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:10,216 Thanks. 264 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:12,009 - I thought we looked cool. - Yeah. 265 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,386 We look very solid. - Yeah, we look cool. 266 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,180 - Hey, if you guys are available, 267 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,932 my niece is having a birthday. 268 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,683 - $150 a pop. - Mm-hmm. 269 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,560 - But we'll give you the friends and family. 270 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,187 $100 and no photos. - Okay. 271 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:25,439 - Also this list of things that we want. 272 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,233 - Yup. - The pickles can be midget. 273 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:28,859 But the Cheetos better be puffy. 274 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,779 - That's right. 275 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,197 - [groans] 276 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,199 Oh! - What's up, man? 277 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:37,451 - [groans] Vodka-Slurpee brain freeze. 278 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,078 - [laughs] - Oh, that hit me hard. 279 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:41,997 Must reheat body with taquito. - Aw, yeah. 280 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,707 - Here, Dersey, baby, take a gulp. 281 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,042 - No can do, buddy. 282 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:46,418 I'm the captain of this Miata ship, 283 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,128 and I take the Miata lives very seriously. 284 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:51,048 - Miata life. - I love feeling the Miata life. 285 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:52,216 - Yup. - It's natural, man. 286 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,801 - Oh, we should stop at this gas station up here 287 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,803 and get some King Cobras. 288 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,471 Make some King Cobra Slurpees out of it. 289 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,681 - Oh, yeah. - That would be delicious. 290 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:00,015 - Oh, my God. 291 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:01,558 Dude, you just gave me the best idea 292 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,519 for our grand finale for tomorrow's party. 293 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:05,271 - No kidding. - I'm talking something 294 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,022 that's gonna make these kids palooge their shorts. 295 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,525 - [laughs] - I'm gonna call Karl. 296 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,277 - ♪ We're in a Mazda Miata ♪ 297 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:13,445 ♪ It's definitely not a Honda ♪ 298 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:14,613 Whoo! 299 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,282 [horn blaring] 300 00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:18,909 - Whoa! - Whoopsie-daisy. 301 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,744 - Are we there? - Home run! 302 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,746 - [laughs] All right. - Slam dunk. 303 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,540 Oh! 304 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,375 I'm not saying that we should buy 305 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:27,960 that specific strip club. 306 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,879 I'm saying that we should buy a strip club, 307 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:32,589 like as an investment instead of the slide, you know? 308 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:33,966 - Yes, and I'm with that. 309 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:35,217 - Parlay the money into something real. 310 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:36,593 - I'm with that. 311 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:37,720 I just think it'd be better served 312 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:38,971 as campaign funds for me 313 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,556 to go for... For city council, dude. 314 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,474 Because then it's, like, I'll get you permits 315 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,394 for a full-nude, full-bar... Boobs and booze. 316 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,396 - That's boo... Boobs and booze, man! 317 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:49,106 And butts too! That's smart. 318 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,191 - What are you guys doing? 319 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,735 Oh, my God. Have you been drinking? 320 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,069 - Hey, where's the birthday girl? 321 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,654 "I've got a special surprise for her." 322 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,489 - What, are you crazy? You're two hours late. 323 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,575 And I've already replaced you. - You replaced this? 324 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,160 - [laughs] Yeah, come on. 325 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,786 We're the best birthday bunch in all that... 326 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:05,122 Of this land. - Yeah. 327 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:06,540 - Plus, who... who could you possibly get? 328 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,417 What do they do? - Well, his name's TK. 329 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,586 And he's the original birthday king of Rancho Cucamonga, 330 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:11,712 so I think he can do a lot. 331 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,714 - Oh, my God. 332 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,632 Who is that? Should we know who that is? 333 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,217 - I think you guys should just go home. 334 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,386 All right? I'll see you at work. 335 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:23,265 - "Yeah, right. We're not going anywhere." 336 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,600 - Will the birthday girl 337 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,060 please come on up here and make a wish? 338 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,853 [all clapping] 339 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:30,397 Aw, doesn't June look so pretty on her ninth birthday? 340 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:34,735 So pretty I could sing about it. 341 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,445 Whoo! Come on! 342 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,989 ♪ Little Junebug, look at what you've done ♪ 343 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,157 - That's beautiful. 344 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:41,658 - ♪ Broke up the clouds ♪ 345 00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:43,577 ♪ And then you brought out the sun, baby ♪ 346 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,412 - Custom songs? 347 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,623 - Cool Aladdin pants? 348 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,583 - No. Those are Hammer pants, dude. 349 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,001 Yeah, I went through, like, a huge Hammer phase. 350 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,336 That is an Aladdin vest, though. 351 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:53,462 - Yes. - I'll admit that. 352 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:58,050 - ♪ You, whoa, oh, baby ♪ 353 00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:00,719 ♪ My little Junebug ♪ 354 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,513 - Whoa. - That's really good. 355 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:05,766 - ♪ Now how old are you? ♪ 356 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:09,144 ♪ I think you're nine years old ♪ 357 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,980 What's your wish, sweetie? 358 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:14,024 June just asked me to dunk, y'all. 359 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,609 [all clapping] 360 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,821 And Genie said... 361 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,281 "Dunk, TK. Dunk." 362 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,492 - What? 363 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:24,910 - What's up? 364 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,079 - Oh, my God! - What? 365 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,956 - What's up? - That's our thing! We dunk! 366 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,374 - Dude, why didn't we think of this? 367 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,126 - We're dunkers! We should have dunked. 368 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,961 - Clowns don't dunk. That's like a known rule. 369 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,587 - Oh, no. That is not a known rule. 370 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,464 Because I'm about ready to dunk my foot 371 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,091 in that dude's butt, 372 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:40,634 unless he likes that, in which case, 373 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,594 I'll think of something even worse than that. 374 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,639 Hey! - Happy birthday, June! 375 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,266 We are the birthday party clowns. 376 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:48,642 Who wants to get their little face 377 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,602 painted like a monkey? - No one. 378 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:51,979 - "Who you calling a dummy, dummy?" 379 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,105 [clown nose honks] Pfft, oh. 380 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:54,231 - And who wants to see 381 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:55,816 the tallest clown in the world 382 00:12:55,942 --> 00:13:00,654 hypnotize your mommy or daddy into bark... 383 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,614 Okay, this doesn't work when you're here. 384 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,575 - Hey, I heard you guys are great at what you do, 385 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:07,327 but I guess they needed someone to cover, so I... 386 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,329 - Well, guess what. We're here now, okay? 387 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,707 So how about you get on your magic carpet and... 388 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,834 and fly with a woman 389 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,295 and have her not close her eyes 'cause I know the words! 390 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:17,671 - Hey! - You're not special! 391 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,089 I know the words to a lot of Disney tracks! 392 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,340 - Okay. - And musicals. 393 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,092 - Okay, you guys are making a scene, 394 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,720 and I don't think the kids want you here, so please... 395 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:25,846 - [laughs] - Ooh, yeah. 396 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,181 The kids don't want us here. 397 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,474 - They don't want us here. - Okay. 398 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,850 - We know kids, okay? - Yeah. 399 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,226 I think they're gonna want us here 400 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:32,936 when they see our grand finale, kids! 401 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,771 - What grand finale? - Get ready. 402 00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:37,107 You're gonna love it. - Me and the dudes... 403 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:40,694 We are going to fight a cobra! 404 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,904 [all cheering] 405 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,697 - What? No. No. That's crazy. 406 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,073 Go! You guys are gone. Go. 407 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,200 [all booing] 408 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,326 - You know what? Fine, Jillian. 409 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:48,702 That's okay, but remember, 410 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:49,912 you're the one who made these kids cry. 411 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,372 TK, you can have this one, playboy. 412 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,082 Jillian, we don't need your charity. 413 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:56,168 We got the whopper of all birthday parties tomorrow, man. 414 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:58,962 - The richest dude in Rancho, 415 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:02,174 Rick Messina from Messina Theaters. 416 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,885 You heard of it? The famous theater chain. 417 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,220 It had Blank Check there as a kid, 418 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,638 so it really means a lot to me. 419 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,348 - Yeah, well, she knows who Rick Messina is 420 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,016 because I'm Rick Messina, 421 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:12,851 and after seeing whatever that was, 422 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:16,438 I've got TK playing my kid's party now. 423 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,607 I can't wait to have you at the Ponderosa, man. 424 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:21,068 Your voice is amazing. 425 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,694 - We don't need to do your stupid thing 426 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,738 'cause we're living Miata life. 427 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,031 That's right! We have a Miata! 428 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,157 - Uh... - Wait. 429 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,535 - Cookie! Smash! 430 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,703 - Tony, punch TK in the stomach. 431 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,622 [laughter] 432 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:34,998 - That's why I don't want a kid, man. 433 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,458 They're dumb. - It is what it is. 434 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:37,876 - Whoa, what are you... What are you doing? 435 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,503 - Your card bounced. 436 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,338 We LoJacked the car, and we're taking it back. 437 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,382 - But it's our Miata! Miata life! 438 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,384 - Okay. See ya. 439 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,219 - That's it. You, out of the car now. 440 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,346 Let's do this. Mano a mano! - Yep. 441 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:50,931 - Come on! Let's fight, bud! - Yep. 442 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,099 - If you're a man, you'll fight him. 443 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,142 - You as a man should fight him as a man! 444 00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:55,644 - Fight this man! - Be a man! Fight the man! 445 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,187 - Come on, boy! I'm ready for this, man! 446 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,605 - Old-fashioned man fight! 447 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,774 - Come on, boy! I'm a soldier, dog. 448 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,025 Come on. - He's a soldier. 449 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,027 - Let's do this! - Like I told you. 450 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,655 - I'm psyched, bro. - Come on. 451 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:09,408 - No. [tires squeal] 452 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:12,119 [beatboxing] 453 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:17,332 [beatboxing] - ♪ We came here ♪ 454 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,048 - [laughs] 455 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,801 Guys. - Man. 456 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,928 - It's real. - They have a dinosaur pool toy! 457 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,096 - This guy's incredibly rich. 458 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,473 He must have, like, thousands of dollars. 459 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,017 - All right. Everybody gather around. 460 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,352 Gather around. All right. All right. 461 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,478 Whoo! 462 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,063 All right, Tony. 463 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,982 The Genie in the lamp granted your first wish. 464 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:45,068 A song just for you! 465 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,279 ♪ Little Tony boy ♪ 466 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:50,198 ♪ Whoo, look at what you done ♪ 467 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,159 - That's the same exact song he did earlier. 468 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,746 It's just a different name. - Well, he's human after all. 469 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:58,665 - Mexican-human, maybe. - Yeah, and taking our jobs. 470 00:15:58,791 --> 00:15:59,791 - Whoa. - Whoa, man. 471 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,460 - No. No, no, no. 472 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,295 - You sound like your dad. - I'm not saying that. 473 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:04,838 He's literally taking our jobs... Mexican or not, whatever. 474 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,048 Plus with the whole Aladdin thing, 475 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,758 I'm sure he's Middle Eastern. 476 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,052 - He's Greek-Samoan. That's obvious, all right? 477 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:11,261 Now, I'm going in. 478 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,555 It's time to make sure TK's next dunk 479 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:16,058 is a real showstopper. 480 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,225 - That was a cool line, dude. 481 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,393 - Thanks. Yeah. 482 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:19,978 I've been watching a lot of '80s movies lately. 483 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,271 - Yeah, it was like an action movie exit line. 484 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,522 - Good luck. You look cool. 485 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,900 - ♪ Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do ♪ 486 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,526 ♪ Tony, do-do-do-do ♪ 487 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,195 ♪ Whoo, do-do-do-do ♪ 488 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,740 ♪ Tony, Tony, Tony, it's his birthday ♪ 489 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,825 ♪ Everybody's here having fun ♪ 490 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:36,328 ♪ Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony ♪ 491 00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:39,164 - Whoo! - Psst! Hey! [trills tongue] 492 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,707 Shh! 493 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,250 - Wish number two... - Aw, man. 494 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,127 It's showtime, baby! 495 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,380 - Who wants to see me dunk this gold basketball? 496 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,006 [all cheering] 497 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,384 - I wish you break your leg. - I wish you die. 498 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,718 - All right, Tony. 499 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,095 Now, let's hear you make the wish, 500 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,471 and I'll ask the Genie in the lamp 501 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,056 if he'll allow me to dunk. 502 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:59,267 - My wish to Genie is that I get to dunk the ball! 503 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:00,602 - That's my boy! 504 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,437 - No, no, no, no, no! - There he goes! Go, Tony! 505 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,064 [all gasping] 506 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,190 - Oh! 507 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,316 - Ow! - Tony! 508 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,193 - [cries] It hurts! Ow! 509 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:11,238 I wish the pain would go away! Please, Genie! 510 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,240 Make the pain go away! 511 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,410 - Jesus, TK! You could have killed him! 512 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,495 Pack up this stuff! The party's over! 513 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:19,621 - Ow. - It's over! 514 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,623 - Ow! Ow! - Ooh, come on! 515 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:22,791 Ooh! 516 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,209 Oh, the kids are gonna love this. 517 00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:25,544 - Cobra time. 518 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:26,753 - I'm never gonna recommend you 519 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,547 do another kid's party ever, 520 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,298 you R&B-singing basketball-dunking 521 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:31,425 Aladdin impersonator! 522 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,884 - I'm really sorry, sir, 523 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,262 but I could really, really use that money. 524 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,305 - Save it. You're lucky I don't sue you. 525 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,015 Now get out of here! 526 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,851 - This guy's never gonna work in this town again. 527 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:44,146 - [laughs] And now TK has got a... 528 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,565 - He's got to get in his little-ass car 529 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:50,402 that looks like he's, like, living in. 530 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:53,196 - With his wife and, uh, baby. 531 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,240 - This just got double icky for me. 532 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,451 - We ruined this dude's life. I'll take care of it. 533 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,869 Watch this. - Wait. 534 00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:02,038 - Hey, TK, what's up, man? 535 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:04,291 You must be Jasmine. Good to meet you. 536 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,502 How do I say this? Are you Mexican? 537 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,045 - What are you... Come on, stop. - No. 538 00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:10,839 Are you, though? Because we argued about it. 539 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,424 - We're here to tell you that we're sorry 540 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:13,800 because we're the ones who cut the springs 541 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:14,926 on your trampoline. 542 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,219 Well, we thought you were... 543 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,888 - You were gonna break your face open, 544 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,806 but, you know, it's just... Keep it gang related, 545 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,433 and little man got in the way. 546 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,268 - Like, the little kid ended up really hurting himself, 547 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,478 but we thought it was gonna be you. 548 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,604 - Yeah. - Supposed to be me? 549 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,022 - We wanted to hurt you. 550 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,398 - Y'all could have killed that kid, 551 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,858 and I lost $200 on top of that! 552 00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:32,110 To feed my seed! 553 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:35,489 To give my girl a proper home! 554 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,742 We ruined that kid's birthday, and you only get so many. 555 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:39,910 - It's fine. He's a kid. 556 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,369 He'll have other birthdays, right? 557 00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,538 - Y'all think everyone has a birthday, huh? 558 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,706 - Yes, I do. - Yes. 559 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,166 - Well, when's mine? - Uh, November. 560 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,334 - Nope. - July. 561 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,461 - Nope. - I love this game. August. 562 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,838 - I don't have one! 563 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,006 I never have. 564 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,883 Moms couldn't afford it. 565 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,886 I don't even know how old I am, y'all. 566 00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:01,223 I be... I be tellin' people I'm 19 and shit. 567 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:02,933 - Oh, that's wrong. - You're not 19. 568 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,059 - Yeah. You are not 19. - Maybe we'll sniff that out. 569 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,185 - Yeah. At least... 570 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,394 both: 38? 571 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:07,979 - Whoa. - Yeah. 572 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,189 What's up? We're, like, best friends. 573 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,357 - Yeah. We're best friends. 574 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,025 - He's cool too. - Thanks. 575 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,944 - Helping these kids celebrate their birthdays 576 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:16,321 was all I had, and now that's gone. 577 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,572 - That's really sad actually. 578 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:18,782 - Hey. - Yeah. 579 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,617 - Today! 580 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:22,619 Today is your birthday. - How do you know? 581 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,830 - 'Cause we're gonna make it your birthday right now! 582 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,206 'Cause we're gonna entertain you! 583 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,291 How does that sound? - It's not my birthday. 584 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,417 - Sure it is! 585 00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:30,794 What do you say you see 586 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,213 our never-before-seen grand finale? Huh? 587 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,258 - You're gonna like this, birthday boy! 588 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:38,677 - [laughs] We fight a cobra! 589 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,095 - Oh! 590 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:43,932 Ladies and gentlemen... 591 00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:45,058 there's no snake in there. 592 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,768 - Oh, fuck. 593 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,312 [beatboxing] 594 00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:52,399 - ♪ Kick it ♪ 595 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,734 [beatboxing] 596 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,319 - Hey, dude, 597 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,946 are you finished with the slide yet? 598 00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,322 - All done, y'all! 599 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,740 And thanks again for the cash 600 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,784 and letting my girl clean up inside. 601 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,494 - Our pleasure, TK. 602 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,079 Also, pretty cool to have a chick 603 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,956 showering in our bathroom. 604 00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:09,165 - That was cool. 605 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,126 We're good to go? - Yeah. 606 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,545 - Okay, so Ders bounce-passes the ball over to Blake. 607 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:16,548 Blake then catches it midair, passing it back to Ders. 608 00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:18,758 Ders will catch the ball midair, 609 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,094 underhand passes it over to TK. 610 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,805 TK will volleyball bump it up to me. 611 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,600 At that junction, I will bomb down this slide, 612 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:30,395 catching the ball mid-fucking-air! 613 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,188 Tomahawk slam dunk! 614 00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:34,774 Here we go! Whoo! 615 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:35,901 Whoo! 616 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,570 - Whoo! 617 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,655 - No! Oh! 618 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,365 - Whoa. Oh, my God. 619 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,075 - Oh, my. [laughs] 620 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,702 I almost died. 621 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:48,288 This really is a really dangerous idea. 622 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,707 What do you say we just get back to our roots, right? 623 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,918 Smoking weed and drinking beers. 624 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,544 TK, you get high? - [laughs] 625 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,713 I ain't homeless for no reason, y'all. 626 00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:57,839 - That makes sense to me. 627 00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,841 - Nice! 628 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,968 [dog snorts] [party horn blows] 629 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:07,098 - It's like we're three Jafars. 630 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,975 - I think me and you are more like... 631 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,727 Like Puma and... 632 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,938 - Timon and Pumbaa? [laughter] 633 00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:14,356 - No, I think we're more like 634 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,733 Pamon and Tu... And Pum... Tumbaa? 635 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:17,984 What is... are their fucking names? 636 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,986 - We just watched it yesterday. 44862

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