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Workaholics S04E06 (720p) Brociopath - BrRip [KoTuWa]
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- All right, pledges,
drunk and loud.
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When I say, "Chug,"
you say, "Beer!"
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Chug!
all: Beer!
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- Chug!
all: Beer!
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- Now chug those beers!
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[all cheering]
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Yeah!
- Whoo!
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- [laughing]
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- Say, that was a solid chant,
right?
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Probably a frat guy.
Why were we never in frats?
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- I know, I've heard
so many cool rumors,
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like frat guys just have
boink fests with frat girls.
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- That's not a rumor, man,
that's true.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I was gonna be in a frat,
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but then I decided
it wasn't for me
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after they told me
that it wasn't for me.
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They made it pretty clear,
actually.
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- Last call.
This is last call for drinks.
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- What? Come on!
all: Boo!
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- Dudes, we should have
an after-party.
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Yeah, get the frat house
to that house.
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- [laughing]
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What does that mean?
- What are you talking about?
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- Our house.
- Oh, our house, okay.
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You need to explain yourself
better.
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- Yeah, I was just rhyming
and then...
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- Can we do this?
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- I know how to invite them
in a super cool fashion.
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It's a party chant.
- Yes!
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- Pledges!
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When I say, "After-party,"
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you guys say,
"15... 20 Hallman Street."
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- Yeah, yeah, and then
I'm gonna just add on to that
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when I say, "Should we
bring our swimsuits?"
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You say, "Well, yeah,
weather permitting."
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- But do, because it's nice out.
- Right, right.
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- [stammering]
I'm... I'm...
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Guys, when I say,
"What should we bring?"
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You say, "Beer and booze."
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It's a party.
- Yeah.
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When I say, "After-party,"
if you could say,
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"15... 0-2-0
'Hal-man' Stree..."
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Is it "Hal-man,"
or is it Hallman?
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- Hallman!
- It doesn't matter.
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You just go down two blocks
and take a left.
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[beatboxing]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ I'm fresh ♪
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- ♪ You gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, gotta ♪
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- ♪ Gotta be fresh ♪
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- Uh, so, guys,
just keep on raging,
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and we'll have the electricity
back on in no time.
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- What the hell, man?
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- You didn't pay
the electricity bill.
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- I didn't pay
the electricity bill?
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You didn't pay
the electricity bill.
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- It was your turn.
- It was my turn?
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It was my turn.
Damn it!
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- Yes.
- Well, where's the booze?
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- Where's the booze?
You mean my daddy's vermouth?
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That's the only booze
we have, man.
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- Nobody wants to drink
vermouth, all right?
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That's like dirty, old man,
anal leakage water.
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- But it's booze.
- Eww!
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Someone pooped
in the shower again!
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Was it you?
Is that why you left?
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This girl, I think,
pooped in the shower.
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That's why she's leaving.
- Adam, you told me
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you pooped in the shower,
like, three days ago.
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- I don't wanna argue with you
right now, okay, Blake?
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Somebody pooped in the shower.
It's a dilemma.
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- Well, everybody's leaving.
W... do something, Ders, come on.
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- Do s...
What do you want me to do?
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- I don't know.
- Here, okay, entertainment.
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You want entertainment?
- Where you going?
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- Hey, guys, no power,
so we can't watch a DVD,
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but what if we acted one out?
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all: Ooh!
- Kindergarten Cop.
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- Ooh, I'm a little kid!
- You're a little kid?
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I'll be... [French accent]
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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And I'm like, "It's not a dog.
It's a ferret."
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- Who is that?
Who is that?
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- I'm Arnold.
- That's Arnold?
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- No, that's not Arnold.
That was a Frenchman.
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Look,
and everybody's leaving
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'cause you can't even do
an Arnold impression.
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- Dominic!
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where's everybody going?
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- The party's over, man.
We don't have any power.
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- Yeah, and we're all out
of booze.
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- Yeah, and I pooped
in the shower, or someone did.
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'Cause I'm not willing
to admit that it was me.
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- This sucks.
- I got this.
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All right, everybody,
get back in the house!
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Party's back on!
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We're about to take a trip
to the third world.
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If you got
a half-finished brew,
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that's a child soldier.
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Pour it in this bowl
right here.
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We're about to make
some savage jungle juice!
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Oh, snap, that case of vermouth?
- Yeah.
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- Into the bowl!
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- I got it.
- You got any Kool-Aid?
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Mask the taste,
give it some color?
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- I got some Crystal Light.
- Yeah, I bet you do, bitch.
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Ooh!
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- All right, all right.
[laughter]
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- He's a bitch.
He is a bitch.
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- Okay,
as your tribal chief,
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let me state the laws
of the jungle.
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You need to go to the bathroom,
piss outside.
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You need light,
bust out your torch.
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And if you wanna get smacked
on some of this jungle juice,
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you gotta go
National Geographic!
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[laughter]
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That's right.
Tops off!
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- Tops off.
Cool!
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- Who wants a cup?
- I do.
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- I'd love one.
- Let's go!
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- Yeah.
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Hell, yeah!
- We'll have some of that juice.
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- Tops off.
- Tops off.
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[all shouting]
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- Oh, my God!
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- Are frat chicks
as crazy as they say?
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- Fraternity brothers
and sorority chicks
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are all fuck machines, dude.
We're built for speed.
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- That's, like, a dream of mine.
I wanna be a fuck machine.
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Like, I would like to be
a Sybian, I dream of that.
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- Wait, you guys.
That's, like, really good.
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- It's not bad, right?
- It is.
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- Oh! You not hear my rule,
you peasant?
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You want a cup?
Nat Geo.
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- I'm all set, thanks.
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- Hey! You think you're better
than this chick?
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That the rules
don't apply to you?
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She wanted a cup,
so she popped her top.
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Party rules apply
to everyone.
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So I suggest you nip out...
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or ship out.
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- Just nip out, man.
Don't ship out.
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- You guys cool with that?
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- Go on, bro.
You got this, come on.
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- I got boobs too, man.
It's whatever.
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[all cheering]
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- Come on, everybody.
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Let's get a beat going,
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like our ancient ancestors!
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[all cheering]
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[tribal beat]
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♪ ♪
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- Dude, who are you?
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- I'm... Ron... Burgundy?
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[laughter]
- Are you?
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- Oh, I'm just messing
with you, LEGO head.
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- Oh.
- I go by Stan.
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Stan Halen,
'cause my real name sucks.
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- What?
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- I go
by Adam Dave Matthews Band.
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- Okay, whatever.
Hey!
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You guys like Oakleys?
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I'm a sales rep.
- Dude!
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- One for you.
- Seriously?
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- Skip you.
One for you.
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It's a sick job,
I stack crazy bank.
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Now let's get this party
back off track!
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[all cheering]
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[tribal beat]
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♪ ♪
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all: Stan, Stan, Stan,
Stan, Stan, Stan!
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[golf club hits ball]
- Fore!
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Anders!
'Sup, you LEGO head?
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Ahh!
- Ow.
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- Blake!
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Carrot Top,
more like Carrot Bottom.
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[laughing]
- Hey!
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- Like he takes it
up the butt.
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[laughter]
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Oh, hey.
You're here?
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- I probably look like I take it
up the butt too, right?
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- No, man, you're fine.
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Come on, dudes!
Bar golfing day!
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Sunday fraternity tradition.
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- You're cool, dude.
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- I happen to have
all-time legend status
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over at Kappa Zeta Nu,
aka "The Zoo."
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- [laughing]
Not bad.
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- Initiation night's
coming up,
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and I can probably
get you dick slaps in,
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depending on how cool
you are.
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- Are you serious?
- We're cool, man.
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We're so cool.
- We're cool.
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- What do we have to do?
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- You just have to prove that
you animals belong in The Zoo.
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Now suit up!
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We're about to tee off
for the U.S. Bropen.
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- Oh, that sounds fun.
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I've got that Happy Gilmore,
like, hockey putter thing.
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- Oh, classic movie!
- Yeah.
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- It is.
- "The price is wrong, bitch!"
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"A warm glass
of a-shut the hell up!"
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[laughter]
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"Why don't you go
to your home?"
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- That's my favorite part.
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- You gotta get that club.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, uh...
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Oh, you know what, I think
it might be at the office.
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Or is it in the 'Vo?
Have you guys...
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- Hey!
- I don't know.
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- Drink while you think.
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That's my main rule.
- Cool rule.
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[laughing]
All right!
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- I already drank
all mine, man.
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- Mm.
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Like, the whole time
I'm thinking?
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- You didn't stop thinking,
did you?
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- Okay.
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- Rules make drinking
so fun.
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Fore!
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[beatboxing]
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[beatboxing]
- ♪ We came here ♪
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- ♪ To do what? ♪
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- Oh, here we are!
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18th hole, pussies!
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- Ow!
[laughter]
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I'm a pussy too, right?
I'm a pussy!
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- Can we lose this guy?
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- Uh, well, he's, like,
a work friend, you know?
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So...
if it's cool...
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- [laughing goofily]
- The fuck?
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- Stop it!
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- Hey, what kind of real bar
doesn't open till noon?
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- Hey, dude, it's cool.
I mean...
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- You don't get it.
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This is the coolest bar
off campus.
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I made it the 18th hole
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because the college babes
in here
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always let you play
the 19th hole.
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[laughter]
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20th if you're lucky.
both: The butt.
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- The butt!
- The butthole.
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- Oh, dude.
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Honestly, I could probably run
super fast to another bar
245
00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:29,592
and scope it out for us,
starting now.
246
00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:31,177
Time me.
- No way.
247
00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:33,762
Check it.
A Jetta!
248
00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:35,514
- Yeah, a Jet...
So what?
249
00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:36,640
- Go lay down
in the street.
250
00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,184
Lay down in the street.
- What?
251
00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:39,894
- Lay down in front of that car.
Now, pledge!
252
00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,604
- Okay!
- All right, all right.
253
00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,230
- This is safe, right, guys?
- Yeah, he's just, like,
254
00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,523
testing our loyalty.
It's, like, a frat thing.
255
00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:46,317
- Stay down, peasants!
256
00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:48,402
- All right, uh,
they're not stopping!
257
00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,778
- Let it hit you!
258
00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:51,071
- They're not stopping!
Please, stop!
259
00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,323
[tires screech]
260
00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:54,158
- No, they stopped.
261
00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,993
- Gah!
- Ahh!
262
00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:57,703
- You guys okay?
- They're fine!
263
00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,538
And I'm Stan Halen.
264
00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:02,082
- Yeah.
- I'm an Oakley rep.
265
00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,834
Share the love.
266
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,377
- Throwback shades.
Cool.
267
00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:06,670
- Yeah!
I'd love a pair.
268
00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:09,215
- Let me guess.
Tri Delts?
269
00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:12,885
- Um, yeah, a few years ago.
But we're still besties.
270
00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,346
[laughter]
- We're Kappa Zeta Nu boys.
271
00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,139
You ladies wanna
get drunk as fuck
272
00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,558
and have some organized fun,
like the old days?
273
00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:21,352
Unless you can't hang.
274
00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:22,770
- It's on.
- All right, yeah.
275
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,480
- It's on.
15020 Hallman.
276
00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:25,940
- Whoo.
- Chant it.
277
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,233
- Stan, how the hell
did you just do that?
278
00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:28,734
- Jettas equal hot chicks.
279
00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,861
Watch The League,
you fucking Andre.
280
00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:31,987
[laughter]
- What? I do!
281
00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:34,114
- You're a bitch!
282
00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,159
- No, no.
No, no, no, no.
283
00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:40,246
Leave 'em on.
284
00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:43,249
- [whispers]
Hey, Adam!
285
00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:46,585
Watch that boob.
286
00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,545
- [laughing]
- [laughing hysterically]
287
00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:50,798
Blake!
- Huh?
288
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,133
- You guys look way hot.
- Thank you.
289
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,261
- Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!
290
00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:56,428
- What are you...
- I'm tongue-fucking her.
291
00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:57,972
- What are you doing?
292
00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,640
- Did you not like that?
- No!
293
00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:02,101
Can we switch?
294
00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,359
- All right, cool.
Very cool.
295
00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,194
- Keep the shades.
- Hey, later, ladies!
296
00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,196
Tonight was whatever
for us.
297
00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,447
- [inhales sharply]
Ooh!
298
00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:18,117
- Oh, mama!
- Oh, my God, dude!
299
00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:19,576
- ♪ Uh, uh, uh,
uh-uh, uh, uh ♪
300
00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:21,245
- I am feeling so good.
Did you see me kissing?
301
00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,371
That went on for so long!
302
00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:23,998
- Eh, eh, eh, eh.
303
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,291
And she's like,
"I want it, I want it.
304
00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:26,500
Gimme some more,
gimme some more."
305
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,960
- I don't know about you guys,
306
00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,838
but I feel
like a real stud muffin.
307
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,339
- You look it, you look it.
- I mean...
308
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,466
seven hours of making out
is a world record!
309
00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,719
- You were flopping
that boob around.
310
00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,846
And she was...
- Oh!
311
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,473
This day has just begun,
brothers!
312
00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,225
I'm freakin' proud
of you pussies.
313
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,518
That was so fraternity.
314
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,644
- That's what I was thinking.
315
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:46,895
I was literally
thinking like,
316
00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:49,481
"Oh, my God,
this is so fraternity."
317
00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:52,026
- Yeah, I just said that,
Adam.
318
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,527
- You know my name.
319
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,321
- All right, enough B.S!
320
00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:57,448
We're behind schedule.
321
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,033
- [stammering]
What is that?
322
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,410
Is that pesticide?
- Nope, Bushmills.
323
00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:03,162
'Cause you know
where we're going, gentlemen?
324
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:06,206
We're going gardening
at a beer garden!
325
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,333
Let's roll!
326
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:08,834
- Dude, that sounds awesome!
327
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,086
But, uh,
we're a little bushed
328
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,797
from already...
from gardening those hoes.
329
00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:14,965
[laughter]
- Yeah.
330
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:16,925
- We used the hoes
to garden.
331
00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:18,552
- Yeah, and I know
I wouldn't mind
332
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,055
whacking my weed downstairs.
333
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,015
- That is not freakin' cool!
334
00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:25,851
We're hitting Karl Strauss
right now,
335
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:28,270
unless you've
got another friend
336
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:31,857
with all-time legend
fraternity status.
337
00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,360
- No! We don't have
any friends.
338
00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,403
- Let's party!
- Yeah!
339
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,822
[all yelling]
- Get some!
340
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,575
- Ah, this sucks, dude.
341
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,285
- Oh!
342
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:45,412
Look at this crew!
343
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,039
Who knows what day it is?
344
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,874
- I do.
It's Monday.
345
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,085
- Initiation day!
346
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,545
Tonight, you pledges
become members
347
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,214
of Kappa Zeta Nu.
348
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,966
Which means
we gotta drink the house dry.
349
00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,635
Right now!
350
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:00,886
- Let's do it.
- Oh, man.
351
00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:02,763
Come on,
I'm too sleepy though.
352
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,724
- Yeah, we're into it.
We just... we need a little break.
353
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,726
- Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you guys on your periods?
354
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,228
all: No.
355
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:12,231
- Well, that's too bad,
'cause I am.
356
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:14,441
- Oh!
- Whoa!
357
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,943
- Ugh!
- Very gross.
358
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,444
- Vodka-soaked tampon.
359
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,530
Alcohol absorbs,
like, 50 times faster
360
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:20,864
through the pooper.
361
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,075
- That's cool.
- It's science!
362
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:26,036
- It's gross, man!
And dangerous, for sure.
363
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,454
- Don't be gay.
Put this in your butt.
364
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,956
- No.
365
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,375
- You put this
in your south mouth right now,
366
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,876
or no Kappa Zeta Nu!
367
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,670
- I'm not putting anything
up my butt.
368
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:37,214
That is a privileged area
for my first wife only,
369
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:40,843
if she so wants
to explore there.
370
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,970
- Ain't a damn thing changed.
371
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:48,225
- I'll do it.
372
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,352
It'll be an honor.
373
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:51,645
- You don't have to.
374
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,105
- Just shove it
right up there, huh?
375
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:55,149
Ew.
376
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,111
- Good decision.
377
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,279
You fucking bitch!
378
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,613
- [laughing]
Yeah!
379
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,824
- It's too late.
- I'm a bitch!
380
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,325
Whoo!
- Later, boys!
381
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,411
Kappa Zeta Nu only.
382
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:08,996
- Whoo!
I'm part of The Zoo!
383
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,081
[mimicking monkey, barks]
384
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,583
It's like a monkey-dog.
385
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,209
- Stick that up your ass now,
you pussy!
386
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,544
- Yes, sir.
387
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,713
Oh! Wow!
388
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,673
Oh! Ho!
389
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,592
Oh, my God, it's like
my butthole grabbed it.
390
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:22,968
That was easy!
It just...
391
00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:24,511
[sucking noise]
392
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:30,809
[beatboxing]
393
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,102
- [sighs]
394
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,104
I mean, like,
hazing is one thing.
395
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,606
But you gotta
draw the line somewhere.
396
00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:36,857
- Oh, yeah,
you start talking
397
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,525
about putting stuff
in my back door,
398
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,818
I'm leaving out
the front door
399
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:40,986
with my dignity.
400
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,821
I got dignified butthole.
401
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,615
- Hang on a second.
It's my phone again.
402
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,283
Adam... again.
403
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:47,618
I just... let me just see
what they're doing.
404
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,328
- Well, no!
Adam, hey, bud!
405
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,538
We don't wanna join your frat,
and that's that!
406
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,040
Turn it off, please, man.
- Okay, all right.
407
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,416
- Come on!
I need to sleep, Anders.
408
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:55,667
- It's off!
409
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,544
- I was listening
to your convo.
410
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,921
- What? Hi.
411
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:00,881
- I almost joined a frat
in college myself,
412
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,884
but they tried
to make me chug a 40.
413
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,135
- That's crazy, Bill.
414
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,970
- So I walked out on them,
415
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,473
and that's how I got
the bitchin' life I have today.
416
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:12,309
I've been to almost nine
state capitals.
417
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:15,229
I'm Greyhounding to Sacramento
this weekend...
418
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,231
with Flat Stanley.
419
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,150
We've been to Des Moines...
420
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,693
- I don't care.
421
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,654
Something up my butt
for 60 seconds, whatever.
422
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,405
- Yeah, I mean,
Christopher Walken had a...
423
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,199
[bad Walken impression]
watch up his ass
424
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,700
in Pulp Fiction.
425
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,035
- Dude, that's funny!
Do that for Stan.
426
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,537
- Yeah, man.
- That's a solid quote.
427
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:32,871
- I've been working
on that impression
428
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,540
for three years.
429
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:35,707
- Don't be nervous.
430
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:36,875
Follow my lead.
- Okay.
431
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,794
- We know Stan,
Stan knows us.
432
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,921
Hey.
- Can I help you?
433
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,924
- Yes, we are here
to be initiated.
434
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,593
- Yeah, we were being real,
uh, Sigma Newbs earlier.
435
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,513
But... go ahead and shove
a tampon up my ass!
436
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,223
- Sorry, who are you?
437
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,016
- Oh, we're Stan's pledges.
Better let us in.
438
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,851
- Uh, top pledges.
- Right.
439
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,728
- Oh, dip. Stan?
- Yeah.
440
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:57,938
- Halen?
- Right.
441
00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,565
- Yeah.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
442
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,692
Stan's trying
to initiate people now?
443
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,902
- Yeah, well, he's got all-time
legendary status here, so.
444
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,154
- No. No!
Stan was never in Kappa Zeta Nu.
445
00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:08,490
- Yeah, he's just an insane guy
who lurks around
446
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,825
and tries to party with us.
447
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,159
- [laughing]
448
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,619
Yeah, man...
449
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:13,870
but that's probably
a different Stan.
450
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,497
This Stan is, uh...
451
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,291
Well, he's a staunch fellow
with, um, very...
452
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,126
That's him.
- That's a picture of...
453
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,044
That's a picture of him.
- I knew it, I knew it!
454
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,588
I knew it, I knew it,
I knew it, I knew it.
455
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,756
I knew it, and I...
And I told myself I knew it.
456
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,717
- He's alone in the house
with our friend right now.
457
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,344
- Be careful, Stan's, like,
a real psych-bro-path.
458
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,388
- Yeah, he's a, uh,
bro-ciopath.
459
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:32,806
- That's funny, but...
- That was good.
460
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,182
- Here he is.
- [on phone] Come home!
461
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:35,601
He's gone completely crazy!
Oh, God!
462
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,185
- We gotta go.
Come on, come on, come on!
463
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,687
Come on, come on!
464
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,063
- Oh, he's a...
He's a bro-mophobe!
465
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,274
Bro-mophobe!
- Bro-mophobe.
466
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,234
- Bro-mophobe.
467
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,028
- Keeps going
to his voicemail.
468
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:47,779
Come on, Adam!
Pick up!
469
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,324
- Oh, no, dude.
I'm pretty sure they're here.
470
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,743
- Oh, no.
471
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,040
Come on!
472
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,375
- You don't know
what we're gonna see.
473
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,044
Adam?
Adam?
474
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,212
Jesus!
- Stan!
475
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:05,756
If that's
even your real name.
476
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,716
Or Steve!
Oh, I bet it's Steve.
477
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,718
Or is it Michael?
You look like a Michael, man.
478
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,303
And I'm gonna be pissed
if that's your name.
479
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:12,971
- I'm right here.
480
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,890
Sorry, I fell asleep
while standing.
481
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,808
It's easy to do.
- Oh, no.
482
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,560
- Oh, my God!
Are you okay, man?
483
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,729
Oh, dip!
- Oh, dip.
484
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,648
- "Oh, dip"?
Are we saying that now?
485
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,941
- Yeah, some frat dude said it,
so we're gonna start using it.
486
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,109
Oh!
487
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,402
- Oh, I got...
I got hazed.
488
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:28,779
Looks cool, huh?
489
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,156
- Um...
Yeah! No, it's cool.
490
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,658
- Yeah, sometimes
you gotta reinvent yourself.
491
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,201
Miley Cyrus did it. Rihanna.
- No, shut up!
492
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,786
Stop, Adam, stop!
Look, here's the deal.
493
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,372
He was never in a frat.
Stan's lying to you.
494
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,165
- What? - Yeah, here.
495
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,667
- That doesn't seem real.
- It is real, trust me.
496
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:45,212
- Dudes!
You came back!
497
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,255
I made you dinner.
498
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:48,757
Ahh!
499
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,467
- Stan, it's great
to see you and all,
500
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:51,802
but, uh,
we think you oughta go.
501
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,887
We know you weren't
in Kappa...
502
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,014
Zeta Nu.
503
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:59,017
- Really?
504
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:02,145
Well, if I wasn't
in Kappa Zeta Nu,
505
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,273
would I do this?
506
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:07,818
[screams]
507
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,236
[all gasp]
508
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,779
Oh, yeah!
509
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,322
Whoo!
- Cool!
510
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,117
- [screaming]
Oh, it's come out perfect!
511
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,661
[laughs]
512
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:20,455
Wow, I might need one
of you bros to blow on this.
513
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,165
[laughing]
514
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,627
We are starting our own chapter
of Kappa Zeta Nu.
515
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:28,338
And my main rule is,
once you're in,
516
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,048
you're never getting out.
517
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,843
- Okay, hey, you get that
hot iron thing away from us.
518
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,344
- Ugh,
it smells like barbecue.
519
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,929
Like a Memphis rub...
Aah!
520
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,265
[all screaming]
521
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,599
I'm the hero!
Did you see that?
522
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,143
I'm a hero.
523
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,645
Oh, shit.
Don't... don't run into this.
524
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:46,231
- [screaming]
- Close the door!
525
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:49,067
- [shrieking]
526
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,111
- Time to become
fraternity brothers
527
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,654
forever.
528
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,157
But where's the most epic place
to brand you?
529
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,451
The bicep?
Maybe the calf?
530
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,994
- Drink while you think!
531
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,495
- What?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
532
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:01,747
You're thinking about places
to brand us.
533
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:02,914
That means
you gotta be drinking.
534
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,082
That's your rule!
- Yeah.
535
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,375
It's like a main one, right?
536
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:09,337
- Fine, my buzz
is wearing off anyway.
537
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:11,840
They're all empty, bro.
538
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,341
We drank the house!
539
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:14,760
- That means you need
to go on a beer run
540
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:16,595
and leave us alone.
- Uh-uh.
541
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,889
You can't leave pledges
unattended.
542
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:22,225
I'll find something
to drink.
543
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,895
- Hey! Hey!
This has alcohol in it.
544
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,105
Just an air freshener thing.
545
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,024
- I'm not drinking
that pussy piss.
546
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,984
- Well, then you're breaking
one of your number one rules,
547
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,778
you... peasant!
548
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,196
- Peasant!
- Yeah.
549
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,906
- Ooh.
- He's scared to drink it.
550
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:38,450
- You're a scared
little bitch peasant.
551
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,911
- Go fuck yourself,
San Diego!
552
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,245
- Nice.
[laughing]
553
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,455
Classic line.
- That was a good line.
554
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:44,831
- It's so good!
555
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,833
Once it hits your lips,
it's so good.
556
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,543
Old School.
557
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,879
Milk was a... bad choice.
Anchorman.
558
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,798
Anchorman.
[groaning]
559
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,174
- We might have killed him,
right?
560
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,300
- I don't think so.
What are you...
561
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:56,927
- [screams]
- Come on, hey.
562
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,637
- Oh! Try it, try it.
- Do it again, do it again.
563
00:18:58,763 --> 00:18:59,930
Here, let me do it.
- They're gonna know that...
564
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,515
- [laughing]
- Hey, guys, come on!
565
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,099
- Just have one, just have one.
- Grow up, grow up.
566
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,684
If you're gonna do it,
do it right on the ass.
567
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:12,359
[beatboxing]
568
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,820
- Sick ride!
We should cruise,
569
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,155
pick up some rando sluts,
film it,
570
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:19,115
call this the slam-bulance!
571
00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:20,659
- That's a great idea.
572
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:21,952
- You sure you don't
wanna come with us?
573
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,912
You look pretty bad.
- Literally.
574
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:26,498
- Okay, best of luck.
575
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:29,543
- Sorry things got so weird
there at the end, Stan!
576
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,878
- Yeah, and, uh, go back
to stalking those frat guys,
577
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,713
dickhead!
578
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,424
Oh, maybe we should
take that down.
579
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,635
- Yeah, or...
580
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:41,304
we could throw the most
legendary Kappa Zeta Nu party
581
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:42,806
ever thrown.
582
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,474
- I think that sounds...
583
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,726
like an awesome idea,
you pussy!
584
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,395
- Oh, no!
You're a pussy!
585
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,313
- No, you're a pussy!
- You're both pussies.
586
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,606
You're my pussies.
587
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,025
We're out of beer.
588
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,443
The party's tanking.
589
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:57,487
- More importantly,
out of vodka and hummus.
590
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,489
- [as Stan]
Don't worry.
591
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,157
I got this.
592
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:02,576
Okay, so we're out of beer!
593
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,286
But it's cool,
594
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:08,290
'cause this is now
a "take your titties out" party!
595
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,000
- That is right!
596
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:13,503
So, ladies, let's get
those blammos out and blam out!
597
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,464
- Whoo!
- Blam on.
598
00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,466
Why isn't this working?
- This is not working.
599
00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:19,968
- Can I see your blams?
- They're leaving actually.
600
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,261
- Can we?
- Yep, they're leaving.
601
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,637
- I'd love to see
those blams.
602
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:23,805
- This was better
when Stan was here.
603
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:24,931
Let's call Stan.
604
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,141
- No. Are you crazy?
605
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,517
He's in a psych ward, Adam.
606
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,269
We can...
figure this out.
607
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,688
- Okay, it's a...
It's a "no rules" party.
608
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,481
- [snaps fingers]
No rules.
609
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:35,442
- There's no booze, no rules.
There's no anything!
610
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,902
- Okay, we're gonna go think.
You think.
611
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,487
- Well, rules is
what makes drinking fun, so...
612
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:41,489
All right.
613
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:44,618
Hi. I'd like to speak
with one of your patients.
614
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,995
Stan Halen.
615
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,622
You can tell him it's the...
616
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,457
bitch-ass...
617
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,417
you peasant.
618
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,127
Sorry, your name's Stacey?
619
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,630
Stacey, you can tell him
it's the bitch-ass.
620
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,797
Nice.
621
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,799
- Nice!
622
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,927
[dog snorts]
[party horn blows]
623
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:16,775
- [sighs]
624
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,569
Zookeeper!
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