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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,600 English (HI) Subtitles. Workaholics S04E02 (720p) Fry Guys - BrRip [KoTuWa] 1 00:00:01,643 --> 00:00:03,336 - I'm not saying I'm pro-bullying, but... 2 00:00:03,462 --> 00:00:05,630 - At what point does the anti-bullying campaign 3 00:00:05,756 --> 00:00:07,340 just start bullying the cool kids? Right. 4 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:08,508 - Exactly. That's what I'm saying. 5 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:09,676 - Yeah. 6 00:00:09,802 --> 00:00:10,968 - We could be losing, like, a whole generation 7 00:00:11,095 --> 00:00:12,428 of cool kids. 8 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:14,555 - No! No, damn it! 9 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:16,599 Please! 10 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:18,518 [coughs] No! 11 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:21,145 No! Breathe water, damn it! 12 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:23,731 [cries] - Whoa! 13 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,025 Ew. - What are you doing? 14 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:28,277 - P.F. Chang's! It's closing, 15 00:00:28,404 --> 00:00:30,655 so I tried to rescue my koi fish friends from their pond, 16 00:00:30,781 --> 00:00:33,241 but something's gone really wrong. 17 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,451 I gotta give 'em mouth-to-gill. 18 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:36,869 - That's sad. Did P.F. die? 19 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:39,038 Oh, man. He was, like, an old dude. 20 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:41,207 I hope one of the other Changs takes it over. 21 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,875 Maybe Michael? - Oh, cool, yeah. 22 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:46,045 Like with the whole tennis theme? 23 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:47,213 - Ew. - Oh. 24 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:48,798 Oh. - No! 25 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:51,050 No, no. - You just killed it. 26 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,802 - Yo, God! 27 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:55,221 Why are you killing my friends? 28 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:59,267 What did I do? Wait. 29 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:02,186 This isn't one of them chlorine pools, is it? 30 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:05,148 [beatboxing] 31 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:06,315 ♪ ♪ 32 00:01:06,442 --> 00:01:08,943 - ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 33 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,070 - ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, gotta ♪ 34 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:13,364 - ♪ Gotta be fresh ♪ 35 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:17,285 - [groans] - Here, just chuck it. 36 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,786 - Good-bye, Koi Orbison. 37 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,663 So long, Gilly Nelson. 38 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:22,248 You were always on my mind. 39 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:24,959 - See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya, Fish Diesel. 40 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,544 - Could've said "Fin Diesel," right? 41 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:27,712 - Damn it! - Oh. 42 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:29,005 - Oh, ho, ho! It popped. 43 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:31,257 - Adam, no, no! No, no, no, no. 44 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:33,593 Don't disrespect these majestic beasts, all right? 45 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:34,886 - Sorry. 46 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:36,471 - These koi fish were my friends. 47 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,055 I told them my hopes, my dreams. 48 00:01:38,182 --> 00:01:40,600 They knew my secrets. Damn, man. 49 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:42,143 I feel like this is exactly how a dude 50 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:43,644 in a street gang would feel. 51 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:44,854 These are all my dead homies. 52 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:46,272 - I bet it feels a little different 53 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:47,982 to, like, have human beings die and stuff. 54 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,984 - They're just fish. - No, man. 55 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,570 I'm like Chief Keef, dude. 56 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:55,406 Basically. This is shit I don't like. 57 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:57,366 - Hey, Blake. 58 00:01:57,493 --> 00:02:00,661 I think I know how we can honor 'em. 59 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:03,164 - Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho. Okay. 60 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:04,874 - Wait, are you guys gonna fuck these fish? 61 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,501 - No, we're not gonna... - Okay. 62 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:07,877 Then, what was that face all about? 63 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:10,296 - [laughs] It's a fish fry, y'all! 64 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:13,883 - Whoo, whoo! You will not be needing this. 65 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:16,427 - My gyro! - You are too kind, Bill. 66 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,930 But he is right, we are heroes because today, 67 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:21,015 we will be frying everybody's lunch. 68 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,017 - Get that fruit out of your face! 69 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,185 - These aren't eating fish. 70 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:25,895 This is decorative pond scum 71 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:27,855 living off pennies and Tic Tacs. 72 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,732 - Okay, it's not decorative pond scum, 73 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,901 and they eat loogies and Big League Chew. 74 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:36,405 - Look at this nasty-ass bitch. 75 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:38,407 - You put Rob Koidry down, 76 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:42,036 or I'll send you back to time in a hot tub. 77 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:45,331 - Yeah, like the movie. - The movie's funny, dude. 78 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:46,958 - Why are you doing this? 79 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:48,876 You owe me an explanation. 80 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,419 - I just don't think we're compatible, 81 00:02:50,546 --> 00:02:52,421 age-wise or whatever. 82 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:55,883 - Age-wise? 83 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,343 Okay, you can get the hell out of here, 84 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:58,761 you fucking jug jockey. 85 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:00,346 Go! 86 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:02,139 [mutters] Age. 87 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,227 Okay, who put this crap in here? 88 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,854 - Oh, it's not crap, it's actually stuff 89 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:09,146 for our fish fry. 90 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:11,941 We're gonna honor my koi boys, 91 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:13,985 so, you know, they can be with me at all times. 92 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:15,444 It's a very tough time for me, and... 93 00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:16,737 - He's going through some stuff. 94 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,531 - Yeah, just waterworks earlier, and... 95 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:19,699 - Yeah. 96 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:22,702 - Okay, this kind of time-wasting bullshit 97 00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:24,620 is exactly why you're gonna be working late 98 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:25,830 the rest of the week. 99 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:28,332 No fish fry! 100 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:29,500 - Wha... 101 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:33,462 [offended gasps and sighs] 102 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:36,465 - Such a shame. 103 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:38,509 I think Alice really liked that guy. 104 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,511 - That brain-dead waterjockey? 105 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,597 He's basically like a roided-out version of me, 106 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,432 and I'm not roided out, Jillian. 107 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,684 I'm roided in. 108 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:49,103 - Oh, well, I don't think it was his brain 109 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:52,106 she was attracted to, if you get my drift. 110 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:55,109 - I don't. - [whispers] Dick. 111 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,819 Big ol' dick. 112 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,571 - Ooh. - [laughs] 113 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:00,114 - I'll be honest. I'm not surprised. 114 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,074 I always had Alice pegged as a size queen. 115 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,701 - That's probably why she's always 116 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:05,786 throwing faces at me like... 117 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,204 - Mm-mm, what? 118 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:08,539 - 'Cause size queens, they can smell 119 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,249 my hog a mile away, baby. 120 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,752 - You don't want people to be able to smell your penis. 121 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:14,128 - Yeah, especially from miles away. 122 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,546 - No, it doesn't stink. That's just like... 123 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:16,797 It's a euphemism. 124 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:17,965 - Regardless of what you think, 125 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,133 she's not gonna let us have this fish fry 126 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,843 'cause she's all twisted up down there, you know? 127 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,845 - Well, you know why Alice is so peeved, right? 128 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:25,598 'Cause the water boy took away her deep dickin'. 129 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:28,976 So all I've gotta do is give her my dick deep, 130 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,478 and she'll stop being such a K-word. 131 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,313 - I think you mean C-word. 132 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,941 - Alice has cancer? - Cunt. 133 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:36,734 - Alice has cunt cancer? 134 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,694 You know what? I'll still do it. 135 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,196 I don't care if I catch it. - Okay. 136 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:41,864 - Healing power of love, baby. 137 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:44,408 - He is right, though. That could work. 138 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:46,535 Yeah, what if we hire a gigolo 139 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:48,329 to whomp her ass Gangnam Style. 140 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:49,497 Right? - Mm, no. 141 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:50,873 - Then we'll be frying fish in no time, dude. 142 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,668 - Oh, dude, nice. We know chicks. 143 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,795 [laughter] - Yeah, well, we do know chicks. 144 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:57,713 But I don't think we need to hire anyone... 145 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:00,299 - No, we do. - Because I am packing meat. 146 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,718 Serious meat down here. It's like a whole deli platter. 147 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,136 It's like rare cool meats. 148 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:05,972 It's like that one really long meat 149 00:05:06,098 --> 00:05:07,473 with, like, olives in it. 150 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:08,891 Hey, what is that called? What is that one? 151 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:10,059 - Dude, you don't wanna do that, man. 152 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:11,435 You can't dip your pen 153 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:12,937 in company stink, my brother. 154 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,146 - Pimento loaf. 155 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:17,358 - Can we just all keep it real at the exact same moment here? 156 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:19,151 You don't have a loaf, and that's exactly what she needs. 157 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:20,736 - All right, you wanna see it? 158 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:22,446 You keep talking about it. You wanna see it? 159 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:25,032 - I don't wanna see it. But sure, what's up? 160 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,617 - You're warming it up too much. 161 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:29,662 I don't wanna see it hard. I wanna see it soft. 162 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,831 - Come on. Oh. 163 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:33,457 - Mm. 164 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:39,380 - Nah. 165 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,257 - Okay, uh, Frank? - Yeah. 166 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:44,218 - Do you have a dick pic? - I do indeed. 167 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,636 - I'll take that. - Let's see it. 168 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,930 - Ooh, here we go. 169 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:49,098 - Oh, we'll take that. 170 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:51,392 - Oh, wow. That is a wonderful dong. 171 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:54,353 - I am referred to as kind of a saber-tooth, hybrid tiger. 172 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,397 That's what they all say. - Oh, holy smokes. 173 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,524 It says here you had sex with a chick at Juilliard? 174 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,901 - Ooh, impressive. - Not that impressive. 175 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,070 I've had sex with a girl named Julie in a yard. 176 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,363 - This is a stellar rig. 177 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,615 - And if it's wild, I'll grab it. 178 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:08,117 Boom, Tarzan it. 179 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:10,578 - Have you ever had sex with two women at once? 180 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:11,746 - Yeah. 181 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,622 - And have you ever buttfucked? - Yeah. 182 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:16,667 - What you need to understand is that we know chicks. 183 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,044 - We know chicks. 184 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:19,336 - You obviously don't know chicks. 185 00:06:19,463 --> 00:06:20,713 - What? - I know chicks, okay? 186 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:24,258 They like to be just... [grunting] 187 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,135 Collectively, we've had sex 188 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,679 with 17 different women. 189 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,639 Six of those women are all mine, 190 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:31,932 bagged and tagged. - Nice. 191 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:35,686 - Yeah, double digits over here, so... 192 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:39,607 - 11,000. - Uh, you know what? 193 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,901 I can already tell that this isn't gonna be a great fit. 194 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,486 - Thanks for coming in, but no thanks, 195 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:45,237 'cause we know chicks. Not you. 196 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,114 - We'll let you know. 197 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,408 - And you're going for it, and you're going for it. 198 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:50,993 And then you just figure-eight it. 199 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:53,746 - Well, today's been a whole waste of time. 200 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:55,247 - Fine, I'll do it. 201 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,625 I'll be the one that sexes Alice back to normal, 202 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,418 so Blake can have his fish fry. 203 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:01,337 - I appreciate that, man, but... - I'm just a good friend. 204 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:03,172 - We'll think of something. - I just said I'll do it. 205 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:04,590 [knock at door] - Is this the... Hi. 206 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,342 Sorry, I'm late, I... The freeway is just 207 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:07,510 a darn parking lot out there. 208 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:08,677 Girthquake's the name. 209 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:10,429 - Okay, um, what are you, 210 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:12,640 fresh off your garbage route, Girthquake? 211 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,266 [laughter] - 'Cause he has a garbage bag. 212 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:15,559 - Oh. [laughs] 213 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,603 No, I-I just... I brought some outfits. 214 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:19,438 I was a stripper, so I have a lot of different looks 215 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:20,606 I can try out for you, and... 216 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,775 - You're not even a pro. 217 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:23,984 Get lost. 218 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:26,070 - The ad clearly stated 219 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:28,739 professional man-whores only. 220 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,741 - Okay, I'm sorry to waste your time. 221 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,284 It was stupid for me to come anyway. 222 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:34,036 - Jesus. - Bye-bye. 223 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,913 Have a good one. 224 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:38,749 Oh, and, uh, you forgot your, uh... 225 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,960 [ethereal music] 226 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:42,336 Somebody call heaven. 227 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,046 They're missing an angel's dick. 228 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:45,297 Uh, Girthquake, wait. - Hey, buddy. 229 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:46,465 Hey... - Whoa, oh, oh. 230 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,634 - Do not leave. You got the job. 231 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,469 - What do you mean? How? - Your dick. 232 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,805 It goes so far away from your body. 233 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,640 - Holy cow. - Oh, my God. 234 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,725 Thank you so much. Thank you. 235 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:58,185 You... you won't regret this. 236 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,855 You... you made a good decision. 237 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,773 - Are you kidding me right now? 238 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:05,151 I'm way more of a gigolo than he is. 239 00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:06,986 When I was a kid, I was paid $5 240 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:09,697 by an old man to poop in a pizza box. 241 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,949 Now, that is gigolo-ing. 242 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:13,325 Now, that is gigolo-ing! 243 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:18,956 [beatboxing] 244 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:21,208 - ♪ We came here ♪ - ♪ To do what? ♪ 245 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,459 - Is it ready? 246 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:23,919 Do you need to torque up or anything? 247 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,171 - He's ready, though. He's ready. 248 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:26,755 - Hey, pardon me, Jillian. 249 00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:30,092 I've got a milk delivery for Miss Alice Murphy. 250 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,510 - Oh, I'm sorry, guys, she went 251 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:33,304 to happy hour at Billian's. 252 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:34,763 Hey, that rhymes with my name. 253 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:37,057 I never realized that before. [laughs] 254 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,935 I should go there. 255 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:43,439 - Shoot, uh, well, Girth, is there any chance 256 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:46,066 you've ever picked a girl up at a bar? 257 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,319 - Yes, of course. - So have we, you know? 258 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:49,653 'Cause we know chicks, okay? - Yeah. 259 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,864 - So, uh, let's go. - All right. 260 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:54,241 - To Billian's. - To... To the bar. 261 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,118 Are you serious? 262 00:08:56,244 --> 00:09:00,456 - ♪ Do you believe in true love? ♪ 263 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:02,374 - ♪ Where is that coming from? ♪ 264 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,335 - Right over here. - Oh, hey, Adam. 265 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:05,502 - Do you? - Do I what? 266 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:08,339 - Believe in true love? - Well, I believe... 267 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:09,506 - That is awesome. 268 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:11,175 So you'll help me break into Alice's office 269 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,677 so that she can finally see how much she true loves me, 270 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,304 and then I can rebound-pipe her out 271 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:16,555 before Girthquake does? 272 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:19,308 - Yes, I love playing Cupid. 273 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:21,810 - It's a nice place. 274 00:09:21,937 --> 00:09:23,896 - Oh, oh, oh. There she is. 275 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,606 You ready? - Are you sure about this? 276 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,942 I mean, a milkman in a bar? 277 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,236 I just feel like I'd be more comfortable in regular clothes. 278 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:32,529 - Excuse me? I hope a milkman didn't hear you say that. 279 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:34,740 - Ders, will you make sure Alice stays put 280 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,408 while I help Girth change? 281 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:39,536 Come on, hurry. But keep the boots. 282 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:50,547 - Oh, my God. Hi. 283 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:55,427 - Okay, I'm on her YouTube history. 284 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,596 Uh, she's watched Andy Samberg's 285 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,473 Dick in a Box 110 times. 286 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,976 - That makes sense. She's a comedy head, okay? 287 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,311 'Cause I'm, like, a funny dude. 288 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,230 I am funny, Jillian. - Okay. 289 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,148 - I'm basically like Andy Samberg, 290 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,359 like, mixed with other funny people. 291 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:11,944 And Timberlake? 292 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,862 I'm only 2 inches shorter than that man. 293 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:15,781 He's, like, pretty small. What else? 294 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:17,741 - Uh, cat videos. - Yeah. 295 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:21,829 - Uh, a lot of hockey fights, drum solos. 296 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:22,997 - Dick in a Box, cat videos, 297 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:26,542 hockey fights, and drum solos. 298 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:29,295 I got it. 299 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:31,088 I'm gonna do Dick in a Box. 300 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,257 - Oh, okay, but then, like, instead, 301 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,009 there's a cat in the box 302 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,302 and then you take her to a hockey game? 303 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:37,803 - No, I'm gonna... I'm doing Dick in a Box. 304 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,972 - Wait, are you gonna show up to her house just like that? 305 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,682 - Mm, no, better to do it here 306 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,058 'cause it's kind of where we met. 307 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,978 It's, like, more romantic, right? 308 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,856 [laughs] - Yeah. 309 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,108 - I'm like a romantic dude, actually. 310 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:52,443 I'm just gonna sleep under her desk 311 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:53,610 and surprise her in the morning 312 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,696 when my dick is the hardest. 313 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,448 - I need to find a man 314 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,199 who is not afraid of commitment. 315 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,993 - You're going to. Are you kidding me? 316 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:04,038 Alice, you are a dynamic, 317 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,165 independent business babe. 318 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,875 You're like the Stephanie McMahon of TelAmeriCorp. 319 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,420 - I'm on the wrong side of 35, Anders. 320 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,255 Clock's ticking. 321 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:16,675 - Come on. You're still... 322 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:19,136 You're still hot. - [sighs] 323 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:21,388 I'm just... I'm just saying. - [scoffs] 324 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,057 - Sorry. 325 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,850 - All right. 326 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,018 That's her, right? - Yeah. 327 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,353 - Okay. Are you sure? She looks kind of... 328 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:28,645 - Horny. She's horny. They all are. 329 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:31,815 Come on, I know chicks. 330 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:37,529 - Hi there, little lady. You expecting anyone? 331 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:41,575 Oh, my gosh. Are you okay? 332 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,994 - Stop talking. Show her your dick. 333 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,997 [electronic music] 334 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:51,502 ♪ ♪ 335 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,463 - Uh, you okay there? 336 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,673 - Yeah, I'm sorry. I... 337 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,343 - [mouthing] 338 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:03,931 - Sorry. I... okay. 339 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,099 - Whoa. Whoa, whoa. 340 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,642 What... 341 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,977 - So are you around... from around here, or... 342 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:10,312 - What are you doing, you freak? 343 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:11,480 Get away from me. 344 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:12,648 - Yeah, go pour your beer 345 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:13,816 on someone else's penis. 346 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:16,652 - Freaks out there. - Crazy. 347 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:17,945 I mean, if the guy was wearing, 348 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,322 like, a milkman outfit, maybe, right? 349 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,824 - What was that? 350 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:22,991 We took a chance on you in there, 351 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,451 and you fucked us! 352 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,620 - Sometimes women respond more to conversation 353 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,372 than just, you know, pulling out your wang. 354 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:31,083 - You are talking like you know chicks, 355 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,960 and I am the one who knows chicks. 356 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,503 - Please give me another chance. Please, please. 357 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:35,754 I really... I won't mess it up. 358 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,798 I promise. - Okay. 359 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,633 Listen, you come with me. 360 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,176 And we're gonna get that little head 361 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,303 screwed on straight, so you can bang my boss... 362 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,555 - Okay. 363 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:45,848 - And I can have a fish fry to honor my friends. 364 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,015 All right? You got it? 365 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:48,892 - Got it. 366 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:52,229 - Rob Koidry. Just say sorry to your buddy. 367 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,148 - [gags] - What? 368 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:57,025 Oh, don't be shocked. It's just a fish. 369 00:12:57,152 --> 00:13:00,446 - Thanks for bringing me back here to get my keys. 370 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:01,905 - Sure, yeah. 371 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,740 - You know, you were actually kind of sweet tonight. 372 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,659 - I know, it just seemed like you could use a friend. 373 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,578 - [sighs] 374 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,746 - Oh. Uh, what are you... 375 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,665 - I could use a little bit more than that. 376 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,459 - Like... Wait, what do you mean? 377 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:15,586 - I wanna get my rocks off, stretch. 378 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,171 - [laughs] Okay, all right. 379 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,672 Yeah, yeah, all right, let's... 380 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,757 Let's get our rocks off with our socks off. 381 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,259 - No, keep your socks on. 382 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:23,594 Pull your prick through your zipper, 383 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,012 and don't you dare kiss me. 384 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,181 - Is... Okay. 385 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,183 Always knew this was gonna happen. 386 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,726 [clears throat] 387 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,019 - Oh, jeez. - What? Whoa. 388 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,729 Oh. 389 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,731 I don't unders... Don't bend it. 390 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,816 [groans] - Where are you? 391 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,193 I lost you. - Oh. 392 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,903 Wait, what? It's in there. 393 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,529 It's just not supposed to bend down. 394 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,281 Ow! Oh, oh. 395 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:45,699 - Jesus, you better add a finger. 396 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,242 - A little rub-a-dub on the outside. 397 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,869 - On the inside, little fella. 398 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:51,288 - Okay, like that? 399 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:52,998 - Make it two. Do it. - Okay. 400 00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:54,750 - Do something to me. - Okay. 401 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,460 Whoa. - Okay. 402 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,045 - Is that awesome or what? 403 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,671 - That almost feels normal. - Yeah. 404 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,215 - All right, hang on. - Okay. 405 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:04,718 Oh... wait, no. [groans] 406 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,805 Oh, gah. That was, like, wow. 407 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,766 Did you... You did too, right? 408 00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:13,143 - [sighs] - Oh, whoa. 409 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,396 A little aftershock when you just pulled away so fast. 410 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,731 - Here, clean yourself off. 411 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,901 And, Anders, this didn't happen. 412 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,570 - What didn't happen? - The sex we just had. 413 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,905 - No, I know, we just did it. 414 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,240 - No, we didn't. 415 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,492 - Didn't what? 416 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:29,910 - [sighs] 417 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,537 I'm gonna go catch the bus. 418 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:33,747 - [sighs] 419 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:42,548 - [sniffles] 420 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,841 [screams] 421 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:52,933 [beatboxing] 422 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:01,400 - [laughs evilly] 423 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:10,033 [wheezing] Ders! Hey. 424 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:13,412 Hey, you bitch-ass traitor. - Dude, what's on your dick? 425 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:14,830 - It's a box. 426 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,582 Step one: I cut a hole in a box. 427 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,875 Step two, I superglued my dick in a box 428 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,377 'cause I was asleep in Alice's office 429 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,129 ready to gift her my penis in the morning. 430 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,755 "How about you put an extra finger 431 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,048 "in my vagina because your penis is so small? 432 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,300 I need more." - Nope. 433 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,719 - You took a beautiful, pure flower 434 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,305 and turned her into a disgusting, whore flower. 435 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,764 - Excuse me? - Yeah. 436 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,725 - You better watch your tongue. 437 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,685 You are probably talking about my future wife. 438 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,645 - I know how to settle this. 439 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,981 We fight to the death in the pool. 440 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,274 It's a pool-mite! 441 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,734 - I would love to fight to your death. 442 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,152 - No, it's gonna be your death. 443 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,570 - [laughs] Your death, buddy. 444 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:49,281 - Ho, ho, ho, your death, buddy. 445 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:50,490 - Be careful, I don't want you to die 446 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,326 before we fight to your death. - No, it's gonna be your death. 447 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,994 - This is gonna get 448 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,538 my boss' basement flooded. [laughs] 449 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,373 - Are you sure she's gonna want me to look like this? 450 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,542 - You don't wanna get me all worked up again, do you? 451 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:01,960 - That was a joke. I was joking. 452 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,837 - You wanna know why I picked you? 453 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,423 'Cause you and I, we got the same problem. 454 00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,091 - You have a big one too? - No... no. 455 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:11,094 No, no, no, no, upwards of four times smaller. 456 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,847 It's, like, the size of a little LEGO man. 457 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,140 [chuckles] 458 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,517 But you see, I'm walking hair. 459 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,311 People see me for my mop. 460 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,438 And I embrace that. It's fine. 461 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:24,941 And you, you have this crazy huge dong. 462 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,902 You could tie it in a knot twice, 463 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:29,071 and it would still be longer than what I've got. 464 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:30,697 - Yeah. - That's you, man. 465 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,990 - I guess I always believed 466 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,325 that I was meant for something more 467 00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:34,993 than just my big package. 468 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,828 - You're not, and that's a stupid attitude. 469 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,830 You're nothing but a walking, talking penis. 470 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,082 - That's pretty good lighting, right? 471 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,249 - Yeah, that's pretty good. 472 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,293 There's a little blind spot over there, though. 473 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:44,711 - You know what? It might actually be better 474 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,838 'cause the shadows will, like, play off our abs and stuff. 475 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,674 - That's true. Yeah, a little shadow play. 476 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,966 - Oh, yeah. - Very good, very good. 477 00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,885 I'll look pretty cut when I'm knocking you out. 478 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,470 - Knocking me out? Are you kidding? 479 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,222 We better empty our pockets, man. 480 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,891 - Good call. Very true. I don't wanna break my phone. 481 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,893 - Dude, if I land on my keys, yowza. 482 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,979 - Very smart, very smart. - Oh, man. 483 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,898 - I like that case too. That's a cool new case. 484 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,483 That's fun. - "Keep calm, Bazinga." 485 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:07,651 - Bazinga! - Whoa! 486 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:11,655 [both grunting] 487 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:12,823 Good knee. 488 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:13,990 - Thanks. You did it to me earlier. 489 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,243 That's how I got the idea to do it to you! 490 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,537 [both grunting] 491 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:19,705 Who's dead now? - [groans] 492 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,164 - You are so dead. 493 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:25,127 [both grunting] 494 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:29,297 - You had enough? - Yeah. 495 00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:31,383 You got me. 496 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:32,718 [grunts] 497 00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:34,678 - [grunts] - You want some of this? 498 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,555 I'm gonna give you some of this! 499 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,432 - Why don't you give it to me, pal? 500 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:42,728 [both groaning] 501 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,616 - Hey! Hey! 502 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,285 [overlapping shouting] 503 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,705 - This is why I said we needed a professional, man. 504 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,665 Come on. We are running out of time. 505 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,083 That's it, I'm getting outta here. 506 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,710 You've lost your minds. Let's go, Girth. 507 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:07,919 Let's go. - Hey, hey! My keys! 508 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:14,760 [beatboxing] 509 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:16,178 - ♪ You gotta ♪ - ♪ Gotta be fresh ♪ 510 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:19,181 - [drumming] 511 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:21,600 ♪ ♪ 512 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,774 - What, ah... Can I help you? 513 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,821 "Wanna get railed to the max, trick?" 514 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,740 Okay, what the hell is this, you creep? 515 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,533 - All right, I knew that wasn't gonna work, I'm sorry. 516 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:39,993 - Put that helmet back on, you bitch! 517 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,953 - Blake? 518 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,497 What the hell are you doing here? 519 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,332 You know this guy? 520 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,500 - Alice. [chuckles] 521 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:47,793 I can explain. 522 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,921 Um, but first, I have to apologize 523 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,339 for Girthquake here. - Yes, that didn't work. 524 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,548 - You know what? Let me just show you 525 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:54,758 what all the hype's about, okay? 526 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,384 Here, pull the tremor out your pants. 527 00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:57,803 - Whoa. No. - Yeah. 528 00:18:57,929 --> 00:18:59,262 You know, you gotta see the girth-worm, baby. 529 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,722 - I don't want to see it. - It's big. Where is it? 530 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,682 Is it on this side? - Blake, what is... 531 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,893 - No, shut up, man. - Stop! 532 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,144 - Sorry. - Do not do that. 533 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,312 - Pull it out, man! Come on! 534 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:08,480 - What the hell? - Why are your pants so tight? 535 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,524 - Put it away. - Come on now. 536 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,108 - Show it, show it, show it. 537 00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:14,778 [overlapping shouting] 538 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:15,946 - Come on, guys. 539 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:19,574 - What the hell is happening? Stop. 540 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,326 - We just wanted an office fish fry 541 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,286 so that I could eat my fish friends, 542 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,788 but you were in a bad mood. 543 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:27,290 - So we tried to hook you up with a dude, you know? 544 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,625 And, like, this is the guy. 545 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,794 - I cannot believe you guys did this 546 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,045 for a fish fry. 547 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,548 Do you know how idiotic that is? 548 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,550 I know I have been in a funk lately. 549 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:40,595 I just am having a rough time, you know, 550 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,305 looking for love or whatever. 551 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:45,016 - Is it your period? - And... and I'm on my period. 552 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,434 - Oh. - Ew. 553 00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:47,602 - Look, just please don't tell anyone 554 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,771 at the office about any of this, okay? 555 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,732 - Any of what? - Don't, she won't even... 556 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,526 - I will let you have your fish fry. 557 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,570 - All right. - Yes! 558 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,071 - Whoo! - Oh, my God. 559 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,531 Thanks for everything. - Thanks so much. 560 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:00,907 - It's a dick in a box, right? 561 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,492 - Yeah. Here, no, tow me. 562 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,036 Tow me in. Tow me into the big wave. 563 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,204 Tow me. Tow me in. 564 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:09,541 - Hey. - [sighs] 565 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,293 - Wanna go inside and make some coffee? 566 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,003 Talk about it? - No. 567 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,588 You're a hooker. 568 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:18,300 Go slang your dick on someone else's corner. 569 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,051 - A fish fry! A fish fry! 570 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:24,347 - It's a fish fry, y'all. - Yeah, baby, fish fry. 571 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:27,392 - Oh. - Where are my friends? 572 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,728 - Are you talking about them nasty-ass koi fish? 573 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,313 I threw them suckers in the garbage. 574 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,732 They was rotten. You should thank me. 575 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,233 - Thank you? 576 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,652 Thanks to you, we've got a fryer... 577 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,195 - Hey, hey. - And no fish. 578 00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:40,530 - Hey, did you... What about bagels? 579 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,157 Did you ever have any bagel friends? 580 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,491 We could fry some bagels. - Some bagel friends? 581 00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:45,327 - It's the same thing. 582 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,163 Huh? - No, I got a better idea. 583 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,581 - I thought a bagel... well... 584 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,708 - [hums] [screams] 585 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,501 Aw, hell no. 586 00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:56,087 This some Jim and Dwight bullshit. 587 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,964 Did these dudes just did this? 588 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,925 - Nice! 589 00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:02,010 [dog snorts] [party horn blows] 42235

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