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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,200 English (HI) Subtitles. Workaholics S04E01 (720p) Orgazmo Birth - BrRip [KoTuWa] 1 00:00:01,242 --> 00:00:03,503 - Dude, these EDM fests are insane, man. 2 00:00:03,629 --> 00:00:05,463 Look at this, dude. We gotta go. 3 00:00:05,589 --> 00:00:07,423 I say we give up our rock star lifestyles 4 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:09,634 and go straight electronic, dude. 5 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,678 - Uh, I don't know if I can sign off on that. 6 00:00:11,804 --> 00:00:13,054 I got a bunch of unplugged albums 7 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,806 that I'm still spinning heavily. 8 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:16,683 The Alanis ones? Unreal. 9 00:00:16,809 --> 00:00:19,977 - Wow. God, though, look at these neon titties. 10 00:00:20,104 --> 00:00:21,312 They're blinding. 11 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:24,273 That's, like, exactly how I'd like to go blind. 12 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:25,733 If I were to. - Yes. 13 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,485 And I-I want you to go blind, trust me... 14 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:29,529 - Yes. - But, dude, 160 bucks a ticket? 15 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:31,823 - That's a crime. - Um, excuse me. 16 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:33,157 Is something wrong with y'all's modem? 17 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:34,992 Sound like an android Freaknik over here. 18 00:00:35,119 --> 00:00:37,203 - Just because you don't like something 19 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:38,579 doesn't mean that it's bad. 20 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:40,164 And also, fuck you. 21 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,208 Everything that you like sucks. - That's really mean. 22 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:43,668 - Listen, Colleen's having another baby. 23 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:45,753 You understand? She driving me crazy right now. 24 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,423 I gotta get out this house. What y'all doing this weekend? 25 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,758 - Oh, not... not doing anything with you, 26 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:51,926 I wouldn't think. - No. 27 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,469 - Probably just sitting at home, 28 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:55,430 wishing we were at this electronic music festival. 29 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:56,764 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 30 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,599 - That sound like a good-ass time. 31 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,643 Count me in. Can I roll with y'all? 32 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:02,228 - [laughs condescendingly] 33 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:04,313 In what world 34 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:08,776 would we hang out with you on the weekends? 35 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:10,111 - Not Earth. - Uh-uh. 36 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,904 - [laughs] - Listen. 37 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:13,281 Y'all don't understand what's going on. 38 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:14,657 She is farting all the time, 39 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:15,825 she's making me baby-proof stuff. 40 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:17,201 I gotta get out this house! 41 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:18,369 I'll do anything to get out this house! 42 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:19,579 I'll suck y'all dick to get out this house. 43 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:20,747 - Whoa. - Okay, all right. 44 00:01:20,873 --> 00:01:22,957 You don't need to suck our dicks to go with us. 45 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,125 - No, no, no. 46 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:25,293 It's because, you know, that's a thing from the '90s. 47 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:26,461 You just say, you know, "I'm gonna suck your dick," 48 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:27,628 but you don't really mean that. 49 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:30,298 - Seems like you said it like you really wanted to. 50 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:31,758 - Y'all "misconstruding" 51 00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:32,967 everything I'm saying right now. 52 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,636 I'ma get the tickets and whatever y'all need. 53 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:37,764 Just let me go with y'all. 54 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:38,931 - Yes. Fine. - Yeah, yeah. 55 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:40,391 That would actually be cool. That would be awesome. 56 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:41,851 - Just don't suck our dicks, please. 57 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:43,895 - Okay, yes... Wait, actually, one thing. 58 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:45,980 Bill and Waymond are going car shopping. 59 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,648 They're trying to get matching Nissans, 60 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,192 and they need my negotiating skills 61 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:50,693 at the dealership, you know? 62 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:52,779 - Cool story. Go buy those tickets. 63 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:53,946 - And keep our dicks out your mouth. 64 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:55,281 - Yeah. - I'll get the tickets. 65 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:57,617 Y'all cut them loose. That's the deal. 66 00:01:57,743 --> 00:01:59,368 - Okay. - Okay. All right. 67 00:01:59,495 --> 00:02:01,662 You're welcome. - Negotiating skills. 68 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:02,997 - We're going. - We're going. 69 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,707 - We're going! - You're going! 70 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:05,875 - We're going. - And you're going. 71 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:07,043 - Oh, oh, oh, oh! - Oh, oh. 72 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,628 - Teach me how to do that. 73 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:10,213 - Oh. - It's just an energy ball. 74 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:11,589 - What is it? - It's an energy ball. 75 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:14,550 [beatboxing] 76 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:15,718 ♪ ♪ 77 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:18,304 - ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 78 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,473 - ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, gotta ♪ 79 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:22,517 - ♪ Gotta be fresh ♪ 80 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:27,063 - Are you sure we can't come with to the DDT thing? 81 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:28,856 - Mm, yeah, I am sure about that 82 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,483 because you don't even know the name of it. 83 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:32,443 Because it's... you're an old dude. 84 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:33,945 - "DDT"? - He said, "DDT." 85 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,238 - I'd love to go to a DDT thing. - Oh, yeah. 86 00:02:35,364 --> 00:02:36,781 - A festival. - It's a wrestling move. 87 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:38,866 - Yeah, it's a wrestling move. - SummerSlam's coming up. 88 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,326 - So you're... you're okay with it? 89 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:42,370 - We're straight. - All right. 90 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:43,788 Just Tez being Tez, you know? 91 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:44,956 We're just kind of, like, telling you, 92 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:46,833 but whatever. Sandwich time. 93 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:49,919 - Cool. - I'm gonna get a string cheese. 94 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:52,463 - Ow, ow, ow, ow! 95 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:53,840 - Are you sure you're okay? 96 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:56,592 - I said I'm fine! - Okay. 97 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,302 - I see, uh, ooh, MooTown Snackers. 98 00:02:58,428 --> 00:02:59,470 - Nice. Mmm. - They still make those, 99 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:00,721 I guess. - Ooh. 100 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,932 [electronic music] 101 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:05,017 - Oh! Did you hear that drop, dude? 102 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,310 - Mm! 103 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:08,145 - I'm calling it "the Ders effect." 104 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:09,772 - Whoa. Cool. - Yeah. 105 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,482 - You're DJing. - Spinning. 106 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,609 And guess what my DJ name is. 107 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:16,737 DJ Ango. What? 108 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,155 - Very cool. Cool, yeah. 109 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:19,574 - Right? - I don't... I don't get it, 110 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:20,741 but I'm pumped that you're pumped. 111 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:21,909 I'm pumped about that. 112 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,244 - DJ Ango. 113 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,745 Django. Jamie Foxx. 114 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,330 - I still don't understand, 115 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:28,541 but, honestly, let's get real for a second. 116 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:31,043 What are we thinking? That's pretty sick and gnar. 117 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:32,253 - Yeah. - Right? 118 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:33,671 - Hair. - Yeah, well, it's... 119 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,131 it does... and you know... yes, it is hairy, 120 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:36,674 but I'm harvesting energy, 121 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,634 and I'm storing it here in my core. 122 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,136 - Oh, okay. Yeah. - Yeah, 'cause I have, like, 123 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:41,429 a dance body, right? - Yeah. 124 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,180 - But I need to maintain the core, 125 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:45,099 so I don't hurt myself out there on the raver floor 126 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,268 because it gets pretty wild, man. 127 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:48,436 - Yeah. - It gets wild, 128 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:49,854 'cause all this energy's tossing around. 129 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,147 You're gonna throw it over here, and you gotta catch it. 130 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:53,274 And you swallow it like a little seed, 131 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,442 and now it's in your belly. 132 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:57,278 Now it's in your belly, and then you just... uhh! 133 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,779 And you blossom with all the energy, 134 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,281 like a little flower. 135 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:03,743 Hopefully, girls will sniff that energy flower, you know? 136 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:06,203 - They'll... they will. - Ooh! 137 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:07,580 - Someone at the... - Yeah! 138 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,665 All right, man. I think that's Karl. 139 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:10,833 He's bringing some party supplies 140 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,293 for the festiv-lay. - Yes! 141 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,170 - Way cool. - Whoo! 142 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:15,796 - Energy. [both convulsing] 143 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,089 - What is that? - It's an energy thing. 144 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:18,257 - Oh, that's more energy. - Yes, energy. 145 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:19,425 - It's a total energy thing, man. 146 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,636 - Cool. - What's up, dook? 147 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,304 - Ew, you smell. - Thank you. 148 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,765 - Hey, man, where's your ex-girlfriend? 149 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:27,141 Molly? 150 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,185 - What? No. I don't know a Molly. 151 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:31,020 - I think he's talking about Molly, the drug. 152 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:32,813 It's like ecstasy... - Yeah. 153 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,690 - But it's, like, different somehow, no one knows. 154 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:35,858 - No, I think I know Blake 155 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,026 a little bit better than you, Adam, 156 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:38,736 and I think he's talking about a chick named Molly, right? 157 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:40,321 - Oh, no, I'm talking about the drug. 158 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:41,489 I want drugs. Give 'em to me. 159 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:42,949 That's what you're here for, bud. 160 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:44,575 - Yeah, of course I have that Molly. 161 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,702 Right here, man. - All right. Give me, give me. 162 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:47,870 - So you're going to a rave, huh? 163 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,580 - You cannot join us, though. 164 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,582 - All right, look, if you want the Molly, okay, 165 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:54,251 then you need to chant the Raver's Prayer with me. 166 00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:56,629 Okay, ready? And here we go. 167 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:59,966 We are one massive tribal village... 168 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:01,425 say it with me. 169 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:04,470 That transcends manmade law... - Dude, come on. 170 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:06,347 - Can I just, um... can I just get the stuff? 171 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,140 I'll give you this popsicle, man. 172 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:10,226 Your... your dead eye has been looking at it the whole time. 173 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:12,103 - Yeah, I feel... I feel like that's a good deal. 174 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:13,354 - Yeah, all right. Cool. - There you go. 175 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,231 Let me get that. - And there you go. 176 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:18,109 Come on. La-la-la-la-la-la-la! 177 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:19,860 There you go, you dirty bitch. 178 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,862 [all laugh] 179 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,948 - Molly. - Molly! 180 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,658 - Hit us with the Ders effect. 181 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,576 [doorbell rings] 182 00:05:27,703 --> 00:05:30,037 - Wassup? - Where y'all been? 183 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,373 I called y'all 15 times. Did you get my voice mails? 184 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,125 And why do you look like gay Predator? 185 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:35,584 - Do voice mails still exist? 186 00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:37,837 [laughs] You are old, dude. 187 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:40,131 Ah, plus I'd never give you my real number 188 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:41,507 because I hate you as a person. 189 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,551 Where are the tickets? - Yeah. 190 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:46,762 - Man, Colleen got me sticking around this baby shower, okay? 191 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:48,264 I told her this is girl stuff, 192 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:50,307 but she almost came out the bag on me. 193 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:53,894 - Okay, well, how far along are we in this baby process? 194 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:56,772 Can we maybe... - Can we abort the baby? 195 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:58,566 - Let's just... we'll bring you back a glow stick, okay? 196 00:05:58,692 --> 00:05:59,734 We'll see you around. - You know what? 197 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:02,820 Quite frankly, this might work out better for us. 198 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:04,447 Get the tickets, keep it to the three amigos. 199 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,073 - Oh, I like that. - Energy. 200 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,743 - The tickets are under "Walker" at will call. 201 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,703 If I don't go, none of us are getting in. 202 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:12,747 - That is why I think we should keep it 203 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:13,956 the four amigos, right? 204 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,207 - Yeah. - The four of us together. 205 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,001 - Yeah, get in. - Get in here. 206 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:18,210 - This is an energy thing we're doing... 207 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:19,587 - No, y'all don't get it, man. 208 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,630 Colleen going crazy over this child. 209 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:23,299 She already redecorated the nursery, 210 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:25,676 got some expensive-ass doula to deliver the baby, 211 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,011 and to top it all off, 212 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,638 she wants to do something called "orgasmic water birth." 213 00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:31,223 - Well, what... what... - I'm sorry? 214 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:32,641 - Okay, come again? - Ew. 215 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:35,061 - It's when she busts a nut when the baby flop out. 216 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:36,228 - Oh! 217 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:37,396 - Could be hot, could be not. 218 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:38,814 It's too much, man. 219 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:41,567 - Ugh, that sounds disgusting. 220 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,319 Not the orgasming part... that sounds cool... 221 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:46,113 but, like, the baby part because they ruin "verginas." 222 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,865 "Verginas." 223 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:50,076 - Wait, who makes her bust, you or the baby? 224 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:52,244 - I don't know. 225 00:06:52,370 --> 00:07:00,377 [beatboxing] 226 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:02,171 - God damn it, man! 227 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:03,798 I'm just about to drink this whole jug 228 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,424 of Molly water and strawberry soda. 229 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:07,301 At least I'd die in ecstasy. 230 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:08,552 - You should do it. You should do it. 231 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,304 - Dude, this sucks! - Should I? 232 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,890 - I had my massive Ders effect drops, right? 233 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:16,352 And now DJ Ango is chained. He's chained. 234 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,229 He's never... - The DJ is fully chained. 235 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,356 And I was gonna have a natural dance body 236 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:21,524 that was gonna be showing off. 237 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,943 I was planting seeds, I was gonna exude energy 238 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:26,153 and, you know, have my flower bloom. 239 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,239 But a stupid baby ruined it! 240 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,991 Stupid baby. I hate babies. 241 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,869 It's not fair! - I know, I know, I know. 242 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:35,704 - You know, all we need is, like, 243 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:38,040 a big distraction so that we can sneak Tez out 244 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,208 and go to the festival. 245 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:40,626 That's all we need. 246 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:42,336 - Everybody freeze! - Whoo! 247 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,671 - This is The Party Police. 248 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,256 I'm Adam, this is Ders and Blake, 249 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:47,133 and we are The Party Police! 250 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:50,219 - Wait, no, we are The Fiesta Boys! 251 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:51,595 - Yes, we are not police. 252 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,097 We are... [yips] 253 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:54,265 The Fiesta Boys. 254 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:56,517 - But... 255 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,687 I was hired by Tez to police this party 256 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,147 and turnt it up! 257 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:02,314 I'm a party policeman! 258 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,066 Let's turnt this party out! 259 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:05,943 - Okay, we're not police, so please 260 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,362 head to the backyard for a dance party. 261 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,947 Everybody, go ahead. - Yeah. 262 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:11,740 Follow me in a conga line. 263 00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:13,492 - Yeah, or it's a police lineup! 264 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:14,702 Come on! - Hey, hey. 265 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,370 Actually, um, if you could just play it cool, 266 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,872 we're setting up a distraction. 267 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,123 We're gonna get you out of here, all right? 268 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:21,083 - Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. - All right! 269 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:22,835 - Hey, beautiful. - Look, I'm not interested 270 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:24,086 in what's going on around here, okay? 271 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:25,254 You know, I'm eight months pregnant, 272 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:27,006 I'm sweating like a hog, 273 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:28,174 and I'm craving fried bologna like a motherfucker. 274 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,925 - Okay, okay, all that aside, 275 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:33,596 I'm going to give you a terrific baby shower, okay? 276 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,973 Let me do that for you. 277 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:38,475 It's Colleen, right? - Yes. 278 00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:39,643 - I remembered. 279 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,270 - All right, ladies. 280 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,772 Come on over and try my world-famous 281 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:47,026 Rancho Cucamonga Skinny Girl mojitos. 282 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,278 They are very, very delicious. - They're good. 283 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,530 - Oh, and later on, DJ Ango's gonna be spinning 284 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,699 with some really killer tunes. 285 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:56,368 - That is correct! 286 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:58,662 - And the first cup, my little test subject. 287 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:01,040 Try it out. 288 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,251 - Mm. Oh, my goodness. 289 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,794 Whoo, that is really strong. 290 00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:07,546 Do you have anything to mix this with? 291 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:10,382 - Yes, it's strong, but skinny. 292 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,134 And girls like that. Come on, now. 293 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:15,054 - And if anyone needs any more pacifiers or glow sticks, 294 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,056 I'm your guy. 295 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,724 Give me that. 296 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,517 Little vagina ruiner. 297 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,603 I'll just pass this stuff out now. 298 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:24,772 - We really need something to mix this with. 299 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:25,940 - Okay, you're hurting my feelings. 300 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,733 Please stop. - Okay. 301 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:29,360 Ladies, ladies, ladies. 302 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:32,071 My name is DJ Ango. 303 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:34,698 Get it? Django Uncha... anyway, 304 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:37,076 I am the cause, 305 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:41,247 and with every cause, there is a Ders effect. 306 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:42,414 Pow! [electronic music] 307 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,792 - Ooh! Oh! - Yeah! 308 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:49,296 - I guess somebody's gonna have to get the party started. 309 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:53,342 ♪ ♪ 310 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,344 - All right. 311 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:58,430 - From the wall to the wall, get down, y'all. 312 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:01,267 Let's turn this party out. 313 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:02,685 Out or... Is it "turnt"... 314 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:05,604 - "Turnt" it out. - "Turnted-ed" it out! 315 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,398 It's in right now. 316 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,316 - Yeah, drink, drink, drink, drink. 317 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,151 Drink, ladies. Looking good. 318 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,028 How is it, huh? Be honest. 319 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:15,614 Oh, you like it, 'cause it's gone. Awesome. 320 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,574 - Lady in the pink, drink that drink, 321 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:21,370 and, people, let's dance, dance, dance our pants off. 322 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:25,874 - ♪ Feelin', feelin', feelin', feelin' ♪ 323 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:28,919 - No, no, no, no! 324 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,087 Ders, pause it. 325 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:31,588 - I c... pa... you can't... 326 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:33,382 - Yes, you... It's an iPod, man. 327 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:34,550 You're not doing anything up there. 328 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:35,718 - Excuse me? 329 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,386 - One of these stupid fucking moms 330 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:39,013 poured all my Molly water into the punch. 331 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,180 I'm leaving. I'm done. 332 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,348 I quit. This is it. 333 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,641 - But you... dude, 334 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,852 you're saying all these ladies are rolling right now. 335 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,312 Don't you understand? 336 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,147 That's the most perfect gross distraction 337 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,565 that we could never think of. 338 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,317 - How? You know what? 339 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,110 Don't tell me the details. 340 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:57,239 Just tell me where I need to dance. 341 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,574 - Right in front of the group. - Okay. 342 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,701 - That'd be great. Yeah. 343 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,537 - Whoo! You feeling it? 344 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,706 Energy. 345 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,709 [electronic music] 346 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:16,842 ♪ ♪ 347 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:34,943 - ♪ I'm in love with a ♪ 348 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,862 ♪ I'm in love with a ♪ 349 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:39,031 ♪ I'm with in love with a monster ♪ 350 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,199 - Fuck! 351 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:48,332 ♪ ♪ 352 00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:02,471 - Oh, oh, oh, oh! - Okay. 353 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,515 - Magic Mike in this situation. 354 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:05,933 - That's a little rough, please. 355 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,267 - You guys feeling the energy? 356 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,603 - Everyone, hey. Show that baby some love. 357 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,647 Let's b-b-bump that baby bump. 358 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,107 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, here we go. 359 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,566 ♪ Bump up on that baby bump ♪ 360 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,360 ♪ You gotta bump up on that baby bump ♪ 361 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:17,861 - Bump up on that baby bump. Yep. 362 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,196 - ♪ Bump up on that baby bump ♪ 363 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:21,073 ♪ You gotta bump up on that baby bump ♪ 364 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:24,118 - ♪ Bump up on that baby bump ♪ - ♪ Bump up on that baby bump ♪ 365 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,453 - Montez, where are you going? Montez, get back here. 366 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,913 Would you please just get off of me? 367 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,248 - What are you doing? - The music stopped. 368 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:30,416 - I'm not done dancing. - The music stopped, 369 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:31,583 and your dancing is a joke. 370 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,460 - Yeah, okay, my dancing's a joke. 371 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,045 I'll show you a joke. 372 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:36,547 - Up and over. Ah! - Ugh... what? 373 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,507 - Muscles from Brussels. 374 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:39,675 Right here. - Oh, God! 375 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:40,843 Oh! 376 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:43,220 - Oh! Ew! Ew! 377 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:44,930 You squirted in my eyes! 378 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:47,141 I didn't even know that could happen outside of porno. 379 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,851 - My water just broke, you idiots. 380 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:51,687 - It's baby gravy? [shrieks] 381 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:59,027 [beatboxing] 382 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:02,114 [shrieks] - Doula, doula. 383 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,992 I've gotta meet my doula at the Zen water birth center. 384 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,369 - I can still taste it in my mouth. 385 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,329 - Montez, get the car. My water broke. 386 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,497 - What? 387 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,125 [overlapping shouting] 388 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,918 - Montez! - Big man down. 389 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,380 - Dang it, man, this sucks. 390 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,757 Hey, Montez, are you okay back there? 391 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,259 [banging on trunk] 392 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,595 Great, no... I think he said he's okay. 393 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:25,888 - Oh, God, my contractions are getting closer. 394 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,097 Could you just shut up 395 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,682 and get me to the birthing center? 396 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,809 - Hey, bitch, it ain't all about you. 397 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,352 - Adam, chill, all right? 398 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,770 - I can still taste it in my mouth. 399 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:36,565 - Hey, Colleen, baby, and Colleen's baby, 400 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,275 would you mind if we just have a little privacy? 401 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,610 We need to call a dude meeting. 402 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:40,861 Just a little bit of privacy, okay? 403 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,362 - What the hell? - Thank you so mu... Shh. 404 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,697 - First order of dude meeting: 405 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,365 Ders, pull over on the side of the road, 406 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,451 so I can get shotgun, 'cause no offense, Blake, 407 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:48,911 it is horrible back here. 408 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,704 It's all sticky and wet. - None taken. 409 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,539 It isn't great, okay, but I can't help but notice 410 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,750 that we are not headed towards the festival. 411 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,376 - No, we're not. Opposite direction. 412 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,713 - What if... hear me out... what if Colleen gives birth 413 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,382 at the music festival medical tent? 414 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,843 - Let's do it, let's do it. - That'd be awesome. 415 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,803 - Okay, I'm calling off the dude meeting. 416 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,680 Dude meeting over, and how are you, sweetie? 417 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:09,848 Keep breathing. - Welcome back. 418 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,475 Welcome back. - One, two... 419 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:12,643 - Wait, where are we going? This is the wrong way. 420 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,810 Where are you going? - No, no, no. 421 00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,812 Don't worry about anything except navigating the baby 422 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:16,980 out of your belly. 423 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,732 I'll handle the driving directions, okay? 424 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,443 - Make this car head north, or I will fucking kill you. 425 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,028 - Okay, guys, I'm turning it around. 426 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:25,280 - Hey, Ders, what about, I don't know, 427 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,491 dare I say, the Ders effects? 428 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,201 - Okay, we are going to the EDM festival. 429 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:30,369 Here we go. - Yeah! 430 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:31,537 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 431 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,414 - Get me to the Zen suite now! 432 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,791 - Okay, guys, there is a baby. 433 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,167 We gotta get Zen, we just gotta. 434 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,086 - You could have sex-tasy on ecstasy. 435 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,380 - Ooh. - Ooh, I like that. 436 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,006 - God, the baby is coming now! 437 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,174 Now! - Now? 438 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,218 - I just need to get to a pool. Get me to a pool! 439 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,928 - I got you on the pool, baby. 440 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,513 Here we go. [horns honking] 441 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:50,764 All right, so... - [groans] 442 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,516 - The pool's not regulation size... It's 25 yards. 443 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:53,976 I hope that's okay. - I don't care, that's fine. 444 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,436 - Nope, I cannot be a part of this birthing atrocity. 445 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,604 It's disgusting. 446 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,772 Give me the keys. I'm gonna wait in the car. 447 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,399 - Adam, if you bail on us now, 448 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:01,692 you're out of The Fiesta Boys. 449 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,318 Okay? And me and Ders talked about it. 450 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:04,486 It's a real thing we're doing on weekends now. 451 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:05,654 - You know what? 452 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,198 You call it The Party Police, and I'm back in the group. 453 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,200 - We will call it The Police Boys, 454 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,410 and you have a deal. 455 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,412 - [groans] - It's a deal. 456 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:14,705 - All right. - Cool. 457 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,206 - Deals, deals, deals, everywhere. 458 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,542 - Hey, so we want a membership for sure, 459 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,419 but we're just gonna show ourselves around, you know... 460 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:21,587 - I'd be happy to show you around. 461 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:22,921 - No, we're good. 462 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,089 - Just need y'all to fill these forms out. 463 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:25,257 - Just give us a fucking tour. 464 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:26,425 - We have 15 treadmills all equipped 465 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:29,011 with over 30 channels of high-definition cable TV. 466 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,096 You guys see Homeland? 467 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,973 Our computers log all your nutrition and workout data, 468 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,141 so you can keep a health history. 469 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,309 - Okay. 470 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,768 - Pretty cool, right? - No. 471 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:39,980 - Over 8,000 pounds of rock-hard steel metal right here. 472 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,982 - Spotify me, bro. 473 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,026 Oh, nice! 474 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,653 Comfy bench, real metal, very cool. 475 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,615 One, two... [grunts] 476 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,575 Yep, this is a normal amount of weight. 477 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,327 This is a normal amount of weight for me. 478 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,454 - Yep. 479 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,415 - [screams] 480 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,002 - Come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on! 481 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,962 - I'm going as fast as I can. 482 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,632 - Okay, well, just try to waddle faster or whatever. 483 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:07,799 Okay, everybody out! 484 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:08,967 This girl's about to have a baby. 485 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,969 That's not a joke. You too, sir. Come on. 486 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,596 - I get out when I feel. 487 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:13,847 - Okay. I don't know. 488 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,265 This Dracula dude is staying put. 489 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,600 - Does this work? - Okay, so, um... 490 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,685 big breaths, right? I think. 491 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,313 Like... [exaggerated breathing] 492 00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:22,689 - Right. - Big breaths. 493 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,691 - Is it out? Please tell me it's out. 494 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,026 The gym dude is coming. 495 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,861 - It doesn't... - Nope. Not out. 496 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,572 - Yeah... no, I don't see it in there anywhere. 497 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:31,823 - Oh, this is happening! 498 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:32,991 You guys need to get in here and help me! 499 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,159 - Okay, okay, look. 500 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:35,410 Just breathe. We can do this. 501 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:36,787 All right? - We're doing it? 502 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,205 - Wait, what? - We're gonna do... okay. 503 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:42,501 - Okay. [whimpers] 504 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,378 - [groans] - Okay. 505 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,171 - All right, we got this. Just breathe. It's fine. 506 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,464 - No, Montez needs to be here. 507 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,049 I'm supposed to have an orgasm. 508 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,801 - Whoa, wait, wait, wait. A female orgasm? 509 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,010 Didn't they myth-bust that? 510 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,261 - "Ann-ders," I need you to... 511 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,680 I need you to work down south. 512 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,306 I need you to go to Texas and rub there. 513 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,350 - My name is "Ahn-ders," and fine, I will. 514 00:16:58,476 --> 00:16:59,810 - Blake, you take the West Coast. 515 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,728 I need some kissing on the ears. - Okay. 516 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,480 - Oh, God, and then someone's gotta play with... 517 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,065 the fellas over here. 518 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,233 - Okeydoke. 519 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,567 I'm a nipple guy, so... 520 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,735 - Oh, my God, I'm in there. 521 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,737 I think I feel the baby. - Ew. 522 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,155 - That's not a baby. - That's not a... 523 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,740 - That's the other hole. 524 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,158 - Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 525 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,618 - I'm working 'em hard. - Okay. 526 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,036 - Hot nips. - I'm in there. 527 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,496 - Rubbing 'em. - Okay, this isn't working. 528 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:20,664 I gotta think of something else. 529 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,666 I gotta go to my happy place. - I've done this. 530 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:23,834 I had a girlfriend once. I did this to her. 531 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,377 - Pasta, ice cream... You guys suck. 532 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,421 Jesus, have you never touched a woman before? 533 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,798 - N-numerous women. - A woman? 534 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:32,008 - Hey! Get up off my wife! 535 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,761 Baby, I'm here. - Where have you been? 536 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,097 - I'm so sorry, baby. They drugged me. 537 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,724 You ready to do this? - Yes, let's do it. 538 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:39,891 - Oh, girl, I'm so sorry. 539 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,768 They don't know how to get you going. 540 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:42,936 - They didn't know what they were doing. 541 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,146 - I know, baby. 542 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,313 - They were like fucking amateurs. 543 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,732 They're idiots. I think they're gay. 544 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,191 - I know. - Oh, God. 545 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,570 - This man know how to touch woman, yeah. 546 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:54,072 - It's blast-off time! - Okay, let's do this. 547 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,825 Yeah, that's it! It's happening. 548 00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,118 It's happening! 549 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,245 It's coming. I'm coming. 550 00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,038 It's coming. I'm coming. 551 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:03,206 [screams] 552 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,374 - Oh! - Oh! 553 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,878 - [continues screaming] 554 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,130 - Is that it? - Did it happen? 555 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,631 - Is that it? - Somebody get it! Get it! 556 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:12,924 - Oh, oh! - Adam, go! Adam, go! 557 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,217 - [screams] 558 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,889 - Adam? Adam! 559 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,640 - Yeah, oh, no. It's slippery. 560 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,309 - Get our baby now! 561 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,810 - I got him! I got the baby! 562 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,897 I got the baby. [baby crying] 563 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,024 He's like a sweet little prince. 564 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,192 - Can... can we see him? 565 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,818 - I want one. 566 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,737 Oh, cutie. - Let's go. 567 00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:34,905 - Oh, my God. - Look at that. 568 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,448 - So pretty. 569 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,533 [beatboxing] 570 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,368 - ♪ The boys are fresh ♪ 571 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,831 [beatboxing] - ♪ He's insane ♪ 572 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,502 - I really wanna thank you guys for what you did out there, 573 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,086 and if it's okay with Colleen, 574 00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,671 I'm gonna name this little tiger after y'all. 575 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,381 - Oh, wow. - Oh, thank you. 576 00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:54,758 - Are you kidding me? - That's very cool. 577 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,009 Very cool of you. - That's great. 578 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,177 But, like, what are you thinking? 579 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,596 Like, Blader... Bladerdam? 580 00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:02,224 - Or, like, Dersadablake? 581 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:05,018 - No. I'm gonna name him "Y'all." 582 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,478 - Y'all. - Oh. 583 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:07,938 - Y'all Walker. 584 00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:09,314 - Huh, oh, that's... that's stupid. 585 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,565 - Yeah, it's a perfect name 586 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,484 for a perfect little prince. - Yeah. 587 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,319 - That is an honor. - Yes. 588 00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,321 - We thank you. 589 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,823 But it might be more of an honor 590 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:21,243 to still get us those tickets to the festival. 591 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,453 - You can go. You can go to the concert. 592 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,997 Go to the concert. I'll just meet the doula. 593 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,290 - Wow, she is cool, man. - Great. 594 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,625 - Y'all need to find one of these. 595 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:29,793 - Thank you. - That's cool. 596 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:30,961 - She jacked me off that one time. 597 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,754 - Cool. So cool. 598 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,048 Okay, well, seeing as how I let you guys have a baby here, 599 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,384 maybe we can get back to talking about memberships. 600 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,427 - No, I think we're cool. 601 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:41,346 - Okay, driving a hard bargain here, huh? 602 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:43,265 All right, I can give you guys three months free 603 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:44,724 under a family membership. 604 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,351 That includes free day care for little one, 605 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,311 and you can start to shave off some of that baby weight 606 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:49,479 in our state-of-the-art spinning class. 607 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:50,647 What do you say? We got a deal? 608 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:51,815 - You calling my wife fat? 609 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,108 - Absolutely not. I apologize. 610 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,276 - You trying to get your ass beat right now. 611 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:55,569 - Have a good day. 612 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,736 - I would leave before you get your ass beat. 613 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,196 - I'm sorry. 614 00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,865 - I would leave before you get your ass beat. 615 00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:01,116 - Bye, Scott. - Tough Tez. 616 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,284 It's funny because he doesn't know 617 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:03,451 how much of a bitch you are. 618 00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:05,412 - I love you, baby. - Mm-hmm. 619 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,331 - I love you too, baby. 620 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,333 - Okay, hey. - He's got my eyes. 621 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:13,378 - He's got your penis. Bully! 622 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:14,546 - Could... could... - Please, not so hard. 623 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:15,714 - Oh, I poked his eye. 624 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,716 - Yeah, the skull is still soft. 625 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,551 - Yeah, the back is soft back here. 626 00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:20,719 - Don't... don't... 627 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,012 - You can push it right in. - No, don't. 628 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,847 [techno music and chatter] 629 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:26,266 - Someone's gonna get pregnant here tonight. 630 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,269 - Tickets for Montez Walker, please? 631 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,687 - Walker. 632 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,564 Oh, looks like those were already picked up. 633 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,232 - Wh... what? How's that even possible? 634 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:37,402 - Yo, Tez, thanks for the tickets. 635 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,529 - Bill? How you even get in there? 636 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:40,697 - La-la-la-la-la-la-la! 637 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,324 - Is that my work badge? 638 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,159 He doesn't even look like me. 639 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:46,161 - I'm rolling so hard right now. 640 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:47,829 I'm fucking peaking! 641 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,873 - Nice! 642 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,958 [dog snorts] [party horn blows] 643 00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:56,087 - Slobber. - No one says that, by the way. 644 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,964 - And I bet you'd be good too. 645 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,341 Honestly, I bet you'd be good, 646 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:00,759 'cause you have such a fat, giant mouth. 647 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,469 - Yeah, and you've got this thing. 648 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,137 I think that would probably feel good on the way down. 649 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,555 - Although his hands are big, 650 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,182 and I don't want it to look small. 651 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,725 I need confidence if I'm really gonna... 652 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,018 - That is true. - Huge, hairy hands. 47673

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