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Hello. Hey.
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Jim!
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What's up, buddy? This is not
funny. Why is my stuff in here?
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Jim: That's weird. A dollar
for a stapler, that's pretty good.
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Yeah, well, I'm not paying
for my own stuff, okay?
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I know you did this, 'cause you're
friends with the vending machine guy.
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Who, Steve? Yeah, Steve.
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Whatever his name is. What
do I want? What do I want?
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It's a pencil cup.
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Oh, no, no, no. That's my pencil
cup. I don't think so, I just bought it.
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I think so, and you're gonna
hand it over to me.
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Ilovethese.
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Okay, fine.
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Where's my wallet?
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There it is. J1.
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Here, you know what?
I don't have any...
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I've got some nickels.
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$0.05, $0.10,
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$0.15, $0.20, $0.25...
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Hello, everyone.
Good morning, Michael.
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Where are we going
this afternoon?
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Last week, Michael sent out
this mysterious memo.
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"It's time for our first-quarter
camaraderie event.
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"So pack a swimsuit, a toothbrush,
rubber-soled shoes and a ski mask."
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A ski mask and a swimsuit.
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So that he can have us Rob a bank
and then escape through the sewers.
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And brush our teeth.
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Yeah.
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Michael. Stanley, Bo-banley.
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I need to know...
Banana-fana-fo-fanley.
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What we're doing.
Me, my, mo, manly.
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You said bring a toothbrush.
Stanley.
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Maybe. Is this an overnight?
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The suspense is just
so exciting, isn't it?
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Should my wife tell her boss
she's not coming in tomorrow?
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Maybe. I don't know.
Not maybe. Yes or no?
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Well, no, but... okay, don't
spoil it for everybody, all right?
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But we are going on a booze
cruise on lake wallenpaupack.
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In January?
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It's cheaper.
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This is not just another party.
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This is a leadership
training exercise.
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Right?
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I'm going to combine elements of
fun and motivation and education
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into a single
mind-blowing experience.
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It is now time to unveil
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the destination
of this year's retreat.
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We are going on a harbor
cruise of lake wallenpaupack.
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Yes!
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It's a booze cruise. All right!
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I have a test for business
school tomorrow night.
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Is it okay if I skip the
cruise and study for that?
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No, this is mandatory.
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But don't worry. You know
what? You're gonna learn plenty.
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This is gonna
turn your life around, Ryan.
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I'm already in business
school. Well, this...
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Kelly: Wait, Michael. Yeah?
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Why did you tell us to bring a
bathing suit? To throw you off the scent.
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Yeah, but I bought
a bathing suit.
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Well, just keep the tags on
and you can return it.
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I took the tags off already. Well,
that's not my fault, okay? Just...
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We're not gonna pay
for a bathing suit.
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Okay, I know what you're all thinking.
"Who is this smart little cookie?"
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Her name is Brenda something,
and she is from corporate.
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And she is here, like you, to
learn from what I have to say.
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I am a great
motivational speaker.
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Iafiended a Tony Robbins
event by the airport last year and...
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It wasn't the actual course. You
have to pay for the actual course.
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But it talked about
the actual course.
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And I've incorporated a lot of
his ideas into my own course.
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Leader... ship.
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The word "ship" is hidden
inside the word "leadership"
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as its derivation.
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So if this office
is in fact a ship,
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as its leader,
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I am the captain.
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But we're all
in the same boat. Teamwork!
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Last year, Michael's theme was
"bowl over the competition."
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So guess where we went.
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Now, on this ship
that is the office,
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what is the sales department?
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Anyone?
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How about the sales department
is the sails?
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Yes, Darryl, the sales
department makes sales. Good.
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Let me just explain. I see the
sales department as the furnace.
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A furnace? How old is this ship?
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How about the anchor? Phyllis:
What does the furnace do?
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All right, let's not get hung
up on the furnace. It's just...
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It's the sales... I see the sales
department are down there.
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They're in the engine room, and
they're shoveling coal into the furnace.
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Right?
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I mean, who saw
the movie Titanic?
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They were very important
in the movie Titanic.
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Who saw it? Show of hands.
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Not really sure what movie
you're talking about.
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Are you sure you got
the title right? Titanic.
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I think you're thinking of
the hunt for red October.
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No! I'm... Leo DiCaprio!
Come on!
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Michael stands
in the front of the boat
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and says that he's king of
the world within the first hour,
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or I give you my next paycheck.
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Michael, everyone
in the engine room drowned.
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No. Thank you, spoiler alert.
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You saw the movie,
those of you who did. You...
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They're happy down there
in the furnace room.
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And they're dirty
and grimy and sweaty.
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And they're singing
their ethnic songs and...
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Actually,
that might be warehouse.
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What? The...
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No, no... no, I didn't...
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Okay. Well, the... okay, in a
nutshell, what I'm saying is "leadership."
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We'll talk more about that
on the boat. Ship.
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Aye-aye, captain.
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A three hour tour
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a three hour tour
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Michael: Pam, you are Mary Ann.
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We have the professor
and ginger.
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Welcome aboard!
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Angela, you are
Mrs. Howell, lovey.
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The native. Sometimes
they come from neighboring...
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We have
one of the globetrotters.
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I am the skipper, and, Dwight,
you will be gilligan!
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Cool!
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Actually, I'm the skipper. Okay.
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But you could be gilligan.
No! I'd rather die.
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Hi. I am Michael Scott. I
am the captain of this party.
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I'm captain
Jack. I'm captain of the ship.
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I'm also captain of anyone
who sets foot on this ship.
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Hi, welcome aboard. Okay.
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In an office,
when you are ranking people,
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manager is higher than captain.
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On a boat, who knows?
It's nebulous.
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Hey, look!
I'm king of the world!
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Captain Jack: Okay, all right!
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Welcome aboard!
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I am your captain, captain Jack.
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And I am the regional manager
of dunder Mifflin, Michael Scott.
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Welcome, welcome!
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Okay, so... okay, so...
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Please. The life preservers...
Right.
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They are located underneath the
seats all along the perimeter of the boat.
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Don't worry, you are not gonna
be needing life preservers tonight.
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Well, we might be.
It's just gonna be...
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Please let me finish.
Okay? Thank you. Well...
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So the coast guard requires that I
tell you where the safety exits are.
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Now, on this ship, it's very
easy. Anywhere over the side.
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Not only am I your ship's captain,
I am also your party captain!
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We're gonna get
it going here in just a few minutes.
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And I'm your party captain, too!
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And you are gonna put on
your dancing shoes later on!
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Hey, Mike, Mike, Mike.
So we are gonna...
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Hyoudontnflndm ._rockifl
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please! Okay? What?
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If the boat's rocking,
don't come knocking!
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Michael. Yeah?
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Your company employees are not the
only people on the boat tonight. Okay?
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We're all gonna have a good
time tonight. Hey, listen, listen, Mike.
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Why don't you let me
and my crew do ourjob?
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You just sit back and have
a good time. Okay. Yep. So...
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All right?
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You guys, it's like we're in high
school and we're at the cool table.
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Yeah. Right?
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Pam, were you a cheerleader?
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No, she was total "miss
artsy-fartsy" in high school.
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She
oretheturfleneck and
everything. That's hilarious.
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It's not hilarious...
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Where did you go to school?
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Bishop O'Hare.
His-slop-who-cares-a...?
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We played you!
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You really look familiar.
Did you...
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You cheered for them,
didn't you?
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Yes, I did. No.
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A-w—e-s-o-m—e
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awesome, awesome is what we
are we 're the football superstars!
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A-w—e-s-o-m—e
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Roy: I remember that, and
we crushed you, like, 42-10.
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Yeah. Having fun?
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Everybody's really nice.
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Good, well, that is what
Scranton is all about.
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Not like you new yorkers! So...
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When are you gonna
start the presentation?
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I already sort of started it
back at the office
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and on the dock
with the gilligan thing.
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So, right now, I was thinking.
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Yes, okay!
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Listen up,
all you dunder mifflinites!
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I would like to talk to you
all about life preservers.
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Now, one important life
preserver in business is it support.
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Not now, Mike,
we 're doing the limbo!
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That's right, partiers, it's
time to limbo, limbo, limbo!
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So, okay.
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All right, I need a volunteer to
come up here and hold my stick!
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Who's it gonna be? Okay.
Me, me, me.
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Usually it's a woman.
I'm stronger.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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How would you like
to steer the ship, Dwight?
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Keep us on a steady course. Keep
a sharp eye out. I'm counting on you.
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I was the youngest pilot in
pan am history. When I was four,
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the pilot let me ride in the
cockpit and fly the plane with him.
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And I was four and I was great.
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And I would have landed it, but my
dad wanted us to go back to our seats.
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All right, all right,
that was great!
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Now it's time
for the dance contest!
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Why don't we do that
after! Do my presentation?
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Nope. Dance contest!
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All right, we'll have
a motivational dance contest!
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Hit it!
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Yeah! Okay! Dancing!
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It is a primal art form
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used in ancient times
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to express yourself
with the body!
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And communicate!
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Sometimes you have to
take a break
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from being the kind of boss that's
always trying to teach people things.
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Sometimes you have to just
be the boss dancing.
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What do you do
with a drunken sailor?
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What do you do
with a drunken sailor?
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What do you do
with a drunken sailor
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early in the morning?
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Come inside and talk to me.
I can't.
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Do you want us
to run aground, woman?
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Snorkel shot! Snorkel shot!
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Snorkel shot! Snorkel shot!
Snorkel shot!
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Yeah!
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Who's next? Come on!
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Pammy, come on! Come on!
No, I'm not doing that.
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Come on!
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Hey, why don't we find, like,
a quieter place to hang out?
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No, I just gotta wait for Darryl
to do his shot. Just a minute.
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Come on. Darryl! Darryl!
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It's getting kind of
rowdy down there. Yeah.
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"Darryl, Darryl, Darryl!"
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Sometimes I just don't get Roy.
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I mean, I don't know.
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What's it like
dating a cheerleader?
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I'm cold.
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So, what's this presentation
all about?
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See? This is
of general interest.
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It is about priorities
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and making decisions,
using the boat as an analogy.
241
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What is important to you?
242
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If the boat is sinking,
what do you save?
243
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:52,498
Women and children. No,
no, salesmen and profit centers.
244
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,793
That's a stupid analogy. Okay.
245
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:59,505
Well, obviously you don't know
anything about leadership.
246
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:03,217
Well, I was the captain of a
PC-1 cyclone coastal patrol boat
247
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during desert storm.
248
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,805
Wow, you should be
the motivational speaker.
249
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,474
Him? Okay.
250
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,101
Yeah, he gives me
real responsibility, Michael.
251
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,686
Captain Jack delegates.
252
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,564
He's let me steer the ship
for the last hour.
253
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,776
I'd like to be engaged.
254
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:22,320
How did you manage
to pull that off?
255
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:28,576
I've been engaged for three
years, and there's no end in sight.
256
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,079
So you don't want
to ask my advice.
257
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,623
Suppose your office building's
on fire,
258
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,666
Jim, who would you save?
259
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,003
Let's see...
260
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,509
The customer,
because the customer is king.
261
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,432
Not what I was looking for,
but a good thought.
262
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,137
He's just sucking up.
263
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:52,475
When you were in the Navy,
did you ever almost die?
264
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,520
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, and iwasn't
thinking about some customer.
265
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,772
I was thinking about
my first wife.
266
00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:00,566
The day I got back on shore,
I married her.
267
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,657
You know what?
I would save the receptionist.
268
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,826
I just wanted to clear that up.
269
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,705
Roy: Everybody,
270
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:17,125
could I get your attention
for just a second?
271
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,751
Can you listen to me
for a second?
272
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:22,672
We were up at the front, and we were
talking about what's really important and...
273
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,465
Pam,
274
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,926
I think enough is enough.
275
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,886
I think we should set a date
for our wedding.
276
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,931
How about
June 10th? Come on, let's do it!
277
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,058
Come on, baby!
278
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,977
Man 1: Yeah! Congratulations!
279
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,146
Congratulations!
280
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,440
Man 2: Yeah! Yeah!
281
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,276
Ohinygow lloveyou, baby!
282
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,819
Congratulations!
283
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:52,469
You know
what, I don't want to take credit for this,
284
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,829
but Roy and I were just
having a conversation
285
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,331
about making commitments
286
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,876
and making choices. Right?
287
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,879
Did I motivate you?
No, it's captain Jack.
288
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,964
Well... captain Jack.
289
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,091
Could have been
either one of us,
290
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:09,111
because we pretty much
were saying the same thing.
291
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,887
Congratulations! That is great!
292
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,222
We gotta celebrate! All: Yeah!
293
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,935
Captain Jack: Hey, hey, hey!
I got an idea, I got an idea.
294
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,480
I could marry you right now
as captain of the ship.
295
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:21,647
Man: Yes!
296
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:24,650
I could marry you as regional
manager of dunder Mifflin!
297
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,236
No, no, no. I want my
mom and dad to be there.
298
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,113
Then I'll give you away!
299
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,656
No, thank you.
300
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:40,249
Do you think that'll
ever be us? No.
301
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:45,755
What is wrong with you? Why
did you even bring me here tonight?
302
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,173
I don't know.
303
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:50,801
Let's break up. What?
304
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,722
This is where old captain Jack
drives the boat.
305
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:55,973
Wow!
306
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,726
Seasick?
307
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,645
Captain Jack says
you should look at the moon.
308
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,605
Captain Jack's a fart-face.
309
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,904
I'm on medication. Really? What?
310
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,489
Vomacillin.
311
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,537
Okay, all right.
It's time to be boss.
312
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,789
Time to motivate.
Let's blow some minds here.
313
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,916
Okay, guys, guys, guys. Cool it.
314
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,293
Everybody? Dunder
Mifflin Scranton employees,
315
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:28,881
Brenda, I've some very, very
urgent news I need to tell everybody.
316
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,424
Right now. Listen up.
317
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,760
The ship is sinking.
318
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:34,637
Okay?
319
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,639
We 're going down right now.
320
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,517
Just wrap your heads
around the reality of that.
321
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,478
Please! Everybody,
it's my turn now, okay?
322
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,896
Captain Jack is gone.
323
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:48,067
In five minutes, this ship is going
to be at the bottom of the lake,
324
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:51,028
and there aren't enough spaces
on the lifeboat.
325
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,822
Who are we gonna save?
326
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,907
Do we save sales?
327
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:58,953
Do we save customer service?
Do we save accounting?
328
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,872
This is a business scenario.
Right?
329
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:05,126
It's a scary... it's a predicament.
Hey! What the hell is going on here?
330
00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:09,422
And it's something that each and
every one of us have to think about.
331
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,507
I'm in the brig. See?
332
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,803
The boat's not as
corporate-friendly as advertised.
333
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:20,182
What is the deal with the guy
jumping overboard? What was...
334
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:23,769
If he had just waited
and heard what I had to say,
335
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:26,981
he would be motivated
right now, and not all wet.
336
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,247
Is somebody there?
337
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,460
What happened to you?
338
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:51,672
Captain Jack has a problem
with authority.
339
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,301
Right, 'cause you announced
that his ship was sinking?
340
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:58,429
Yeah. He just totally lost it.
341
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,015
If you ask me,
he caused the panic.
342
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,313
What a night.
343
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,566
Well, it's nice for you.
Your friend got engaged.
344
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:14,320
She was always engaged. Roy
said the first one didn't count.
345
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,822
That's great.
346
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:22,244
You know, to tell you the truth,
347
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,915
I used to have a big thing
for Pam. So...
348
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,417
Really? You're kidding me.
349
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:33,506
You and Pam? Wow!
350
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:38,969
I would have never put you two
together. You really hid itwell. God!
351
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,848
I usually have a radar
for stuff like that.
352
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,531
You know I made out with jan.
Yeah, I know.
353
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,938
Yeah, yeah.
354
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,941
Yeah. Well, Pam is cute.
355
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,946
She's really funny,
and she's warm,
356
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,323
and she's just...
357
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:03,160
Anyway.
Well, if you like her so much,
358
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,746
don't give up.
359
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:11,544
She's engaged.
Bfd. Engaged ain't married.
360
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:19,468
Never, ever, ever give up.
361
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,435
Dwight: Don't worry, Michael.
362
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,603
I'm taking us to shore.
363
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,731
It's a fake wheel, dummy.
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