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It is Friday morning
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and it is another beautiful day
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in Scranton, Pennsylvania.
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Oh, my god!
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Pick up, pick up,
pick up, pick up.
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We have a serious problem here.
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All right everybody, lock
the doors, turn off the lights.
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Pretend you're not here.
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Are we in danger?
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There's no time to think
about it, this is real.
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Just... everybody...
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Kevin: Michael,
should I call the...
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What?
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The it tech guy and me
did not get off to a great start.
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Yeah, I tried to
install it myself,
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but you guys have these
things so password protected...
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Thatjust means you have
to enter your password.
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What's your password, Michael?
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Thafs_.
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1234? Yes.
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Michael...
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Sorry. Please don't do that.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
What is going on in there?
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Why is he here?
What are you doing?
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I can't tell you.
You have to tell me.
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I don't have to tell you
anything. Look, Michael,
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I know you don't
want to have to think about this,
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but if something were to
happen to you, god forbid,
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then I would need to
know in order to take over.
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Dwight, nothing is going
to happen to me, okay?
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I'm in the best shape
of my life. Look at this.
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Yeah, but that doesn't matter,
you could get a brain aneurysm...
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I'm not going to get...
Or hit by a car...
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Stop... or a bus or a train.
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You could get poisoned, fall
down a well, step on a mine, choke.
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I'm not... okay, if I step on a mine
in Scranton, Pennsylvania, and die,
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you can have my job, okay?
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Why don't you just go away?
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There are certain things a boss
does not share with his employees.
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His salary,
that would depress them.
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His bed.
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And I am not going to tell them
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that I'll be reading
their e-mails.
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So how do you search?
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By keyword phrase.
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Try "profits."
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No, try "Michael Scott."
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"Michael," "boss" and'tunny'
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oh, my god. Wow!
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E-mail from Stanley.
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Stanley, terribly nice guy.
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"Sorry
I didn't write back sooner.
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"I can't go to the game tonight
because my boss, Michael,
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"is an ass
and making me stay late."
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Well, Stanley's an ass.
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Not one of our harder workers.
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Hey, what's the deal, Michael?
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Why are you spying
on our computers?
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Oh, no! Everybody,
Oscar's gone crazy.
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What other ghost stories
do you have for us?
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That I'm a robot?
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I will destroy
everything in my path.
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Oscar: Actually, we just...
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Actually...
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Okay.
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Oil can.
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Oil can.
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Tin man.
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Actually, we just got
a memo from it
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saying you're doing
e-mail surveillance.
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What? No, that defeats
the whole purpose.
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So it's true? You have
access to our e-mails?
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You know what the
problem is? I think I do.
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The problem is that when
people hear the term "big brother,"
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they immediately think
it's scary or bad.
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But I don't. I think, "wow,
I love my big brother."
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I gotta erase a lot of stuff.
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A lot of stuff.
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Oh, hey. Just so you know, if
you have any sensitive e-mails,
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they need to be
deleted immediately.
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Good. I know.
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Something just happened.
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Dwightjust told Angela
that she has to delete
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all of her sensitive e-mails
immediately.
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What? I know.
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Do you think
that they're, like...
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Right. No, no.
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Maybe.
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It's like squishing a spider
under a book.
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It's going to be really gross,
but I have to look
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and make sure
that it's really dead.
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So if you guys see anything...
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Hey, Dwight?
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My friend is kind of into these
two girls that he works with.
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Nice.
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One is tall and brunette,
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and the other one
is short and blond
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and perky and kind ofjudgmental.
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Who do you think
he should choose?
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Does he have access
to their medical records?
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I think one of the greatest
things about modern america
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is the computerization
of medical records.
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As a volunteer sheriff, I can look
up anyone's psychiatric records
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or surgical histories.
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Yeast infections.
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There are a huge number of
yeast infections in this county.
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Probably because we're downriver
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from that old bread factory.
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Michael: Meredith has an evite
from Jim.
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Barbeque at Jim's tonight.
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Tonight?
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Wonder where my evitation is.
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Click on guest list.
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Angela, Stanley,
Oscar, Meredith,
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Phyllis, Kevin, creed.
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Must be...
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Hey, Angela.
How's it going? Hey.
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It's okay.
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Listen, are you bringing
anyone to Jim's party tonight?
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No. Are we supposed to?
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No. I mean, I don't know.
I don't think so.
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Excuse me.
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There is always a distance
between a boss and the employees.
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It is just nature's rule.
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It's intimidation mostly.
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It's the awareness
that they are not me.
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I do think
that I'm very approachable
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as one of the guys.
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But maybe I need to be
even approachabler.
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Are you going to eat with us?
Of course.
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Hanging with my crew,
crew that I am one of.
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Hanging with my cup of noodles.
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This is a meal in a cup.
Right here. Hot, tasty.
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Reminds me of college.
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Lived on this stuff. Brain food.
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You know what I really,
really miss about college?
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The parties.
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Everybody would go, the
athletes, the nerds, professors.
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The professors
would go to the parties?
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Yeah. They were the most fun.
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We always invited them.
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Jim: It's true,
I'm having a party.
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I've got three cases
of imported beer,
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karaoke machine
and I didn't invite Michael.
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So, three ingredients
for a great party.
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And it's nothing personal. I
just think that if he were there,
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people wouldn't be able to
relax, you know, have fun.
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And my roommate
wants to meet everybody.
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Because, I'm pretty sure he
thinks I'm making Dwight up.
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He is very real.
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What?
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Oh, yes!
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Thank you.
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Question.
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On the Internet, there are
several different options
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to get to your house
for the party tonight,
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and I was wondering...
Could you keep that down?
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Because not
everybody knows about the party.
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Like who? Who doesn't know?
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Michael.
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Why just Michael?
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Because it's a surprise.
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Is it?
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Oh, that's perfect.
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So don't tell.
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Okay. I won't.
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So, Dwight thinks that tonight
is a surprise party for Michael.
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Really? That's great. I know.
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Maybe we can get him to hide
and wait somewhere.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, you know, speaking of
which, I was just trying to get
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a handle on numbers
for food and stuff,
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so do you think
Roy's gonna come, or...
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Oh, no, he can't make it.
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Okay, cool.
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Hey. Hey, there.
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Almost quitting time.
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Yep, it's 4:00.
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One more hour to take care
of anything you forgot to do.
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Hey, you know, I don't know
if you have any plans tonight,
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but if you don't,
we could hang out.
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Oh, um...
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I can't.
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You have plans? Yeah, I do.
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Yeah? I do, too. I do, too.
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You do? Big plans. I do. Yeah.
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Because you just said
you wanted...
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Tonight?
I can't do it tonight, no.
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Improv class.
I have improv class.
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Hanging out with my improv buds.
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Yeah. Really?
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Thatsounds like a lot of fun.
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Oh, it's the best.
It is the best.
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I would not miss it
for the world.
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But if something else came up,
I would definitely not go.
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Improv sounds great.
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It is.
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Okay.
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All right.
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What?
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I think Stanley just coughed.
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Hey, Pam. Do you need me to
walk you to your vehicular transport?
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No, thanks. All right.
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Oscan got big plans
tonight... I'm on a call.
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Okay. Kevin. Big man, big man,
what are you doing tonight?
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Where are you off to?
My brother is in town
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and we are going to see
the Alaska film festival...
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Okay, all right.
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Hey, Angela. Rushie, rushie!
Where're you rushing off to?
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I'm just leaving for the day.
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Yeah, well, duh!
Where're you headed?
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Charity bake drive.
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Liar! You are a liar.
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No. No, I'm not!
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Dwight! Oh, Dwight,
my loyal compadre.
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You and I are hanging tonight.
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The two of us.
We are celebrating our freedom
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and our manhood.
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You know what?
Why don't we watch that show
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that you've been wanting to
watch? That stupid battleship galaxy.
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Battlestar Galactica.
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That's... whatever stupid show
you want to watch,
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we're watching it.
I can't tonight.
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Unfortunately, I've got
plans. I have to go to practice.
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Soccer practice.
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I didn't know
you played soccer, Dwight.
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Clarinet.
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You, too, Dwight?
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Have fun tonight, whatever
it is that you're doing,
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and I'll see you Monday.
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He has no idea.
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Quick announcement, everybody,
if I could have everybody's attention.
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We do have wine in the kitchen
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and there is beer
available on the porch.
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And despite what you might think
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it's not all for
Meredith and Kelly.
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So please enjoy. Jim.
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You really think
this is a good idea?
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A hide-a-key rock?
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Hey, you must be Dwight.
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You don't work with us.
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That's because
Mark's my roommate.
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Hey, I love the birkenstocks.
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Thanks.
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Yeah, I always keep an extra
set in the car for special occasions.
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Jim, come here.
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When is the guest of honor
coming?
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Oh, laterish.
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He's gonna love it. Great.
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Just wanna let you guys know that
we will be taking the tour like I promised.
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Hey. Just in time. Hey.
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Do you wanna go on the group
tour? We were just about to leave.
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Definitely. Well, the group
tour is now leaving then.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
just a few things
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that we're going to be
pointing out to you today.
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00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,949
You will be able to see
both bedrooms
257
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,367
and if we're lucky,
258
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,810
maybe you get a chance to peek
into the bathroom, who knows?
259
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,831
I have to remind you also that
flash photography is prohibited
260
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,750
and as much as you can,
please refrain from touching things.
261
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,460
I know you might want to.
262
00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:15,837
Hey, is Katie coming?
263
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,690
Actually, I haven't
talked to her in a while.
264
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:18,715
It's off?
265
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,258
Isitcool if I call her?
266
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,718
We can talk about that later.
267
00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:23,279
Okay, let's get right into it.
268
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,013
I need two people
for the first scene.
269
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,766
Mr. Kotter! Mr. Kotter!
270
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,935
Okay, Michael and...
271
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,105
Anybody?
272
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,107
Okay. How about Mary-Beth?
273
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,109
Come on.
274
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,028
Okay, so you start
us off, Mary-Beth.
275
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,362
All right. Great. Okay.
276
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,078
Detective Michael scarn!
I'm with the FBI!
277
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:51,706
Think about this. What
is the most exciting thing
278
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:54,834
that can happen on TV
or in movies or in real life?
279
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,544
Somebody has a gun.
280
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,505
That's why
I always start with a gun.
281
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:00,882
Because you can't top it.
282
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,633
You just can't.
283
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,720
I'm supposed to meet my
doctor here. Have you seen him?
284
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,180
He's a very angry midget.
285
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,724
Boom! Freeze!
Michael scoon, FBI!
286
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,100
You know what you did.
287
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,647
Yeah, you thought you could get
away with your little ruse, didn't you?
288
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:17,732
Didn't you?
289
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,194
Well, you didn't, because I
know where you hid the diamonds.
290
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,571
I've been onto you and
your little friends for weeks.
291
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,865
Boom! Boom! Boom!
292
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,075
I'm not even in the scene!
293
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,409
Boom! Boom! Boom!
294
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,495
Stop! Stop! Stop! Okay.
295
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,306
You shot me, okay, great.
Stop. Okay. What? Why?
296
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,290
You can't just shoot
everyone in the scene.
297
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,684
Well, if you hadn't stopped
the scene
298
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,228
you would have seen
where it was going.
299
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,479
Okay, what about the scene
they set up?
300
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:39,712
Bodng.
301
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,131
No, itwasn't. No more guns.
It could've...
302
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,674
No, no, Michael.
303
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,302
Why don't you give me
all the guns you have?
304
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,472
Just get rid of all your guns
and give them to me.
305
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,015
Great.
306
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:53,684
Okay.
307
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,775
Jim's bedroom.
308
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,615
See, I knew we lost somebody
on the tour.
309
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,575
It's... cool.
310
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,619
This is your desk?
This is my desk.
311
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:12,995
Your home office?
312
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,122
Home office.
313
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,832
This is it. Yeah.
314
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,768
You have to sit down,
so I can get the full effect.
315
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:20,128
Okay, sure. Will do.
316
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,089
Okay, wait.
317
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:27,218
So that would make me,
like, right here.
318
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:30,138
Yeah, yeah,
that feels about right.
319
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:32,265
And then,
dwightwould be, like...
320
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,368
You know what? Let's just
leave that image out of it,
321
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:35,643
because this is a happy place.
322
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,020
Happy thoughts, Pam,
happy thoughts.
323
00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:41,983
Yearbook.
324
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,402
Yeah, you don't have to...
All right.
325
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,904
Yes, that's not going to be
awkward at all.
326
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,868
Oh, no. Oh, yeah.
327
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,162
You were so dorky.
328
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,246
Thank you.
329
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,714
Chris: Freeze. I'm in.
330
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,275
Do you want to go over
the rules one more time?
331
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,592
No, no, no, no!
332
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:13,681
I'm looking in my wallet for money
so you can tell me my fortune.
333
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,561
I promise it's worth it.
334
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,855
I can see you
walking out of here
335
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,065
and you're thrilled
with your reading.
336
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,611
What are you...
337
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,287
Michael, what did
you tell him? Nothing.
338
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,080
Then why are his hands up?
339
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,624
Bill?
340
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,752
He told me he couldn't show
it to me, but he has a gun.
341
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,797
Okay, let's call it a day.
Nice job.
342
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,090
Good. That was good.
343
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,593
Good work, everybody!
344
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:51,761
Angela!
345
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,680
Burger? Dog? Having fun?
346
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,766
I got sap on me.
347
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,644
Chicken, hot dog, burger.
348
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,896
I'm a vegetarian.
349
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,398
There is soda inside.
350
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:08,569
I didn't think the premium laser color-copy
batch would sell as well as it did.
351
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,947
It surprised us all.
I'll tell you why, because...
352
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,950
I'm sorry, guys. Can we
please not talk about paper?
353
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,619
There's gotta be something
else that we could talk about.
354
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:26,337
Angela: I think it's all right.
I mean, Jesus drank wine.
355
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,262
Hey, Phyllis.
Come here for a second.
356
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,471
Sure.
357
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:39,684
Have you heard anything about
any secret office romances or...
358
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:41,936
You tell me.
359
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,481
You do mean you and Jim, right?
360
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,859
Oh, god. I'm so sorry.
361
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:51,404
I mean, I thought, you
guys hang out all the time,
362
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:54,782
and you're talking all the
time... and I'm sorry. I...
363
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:57,326
Oh, it's okay, it's okay.
364
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:03,833
Not so fast, fire guy...
365
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,104
How do I get to Bernie's
tavern from here?
366
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,231
Don't worry, we're all gonna
carpool. To Bernie's, huh?
367
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,382
We're all going to Bernie's?
368
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,925
Sorry, we're not going
as a group.
369
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,719
It's just a private friend
370
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,321
who happens to know all of us
from different ways,
371
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,657
is throwing a private birthday
thing. Right, right, right, right.
372
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,826
Well guys, I'd love to go to
Bernie's with you, but you know what?
373
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:23,269
I have an office party. Big
office party I need to go to.
374
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,646
Can't get out of it. Hey,
see you later. Good job.
375
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,232
Nicejob, bill. Not.
376
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:32,028
Here / go again on my own
377
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:37,074
going down the only road
I've ever known
378
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:40,077
oh, hey, how's your little
side project going?
379
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,705
Oh, yeah, I gave that up.
Really?
380
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:46,250
Yeah, it turns out I was
just grasping at straws.
381
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,753
Just because two people
are hanging out,
382
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,880
it doesn't mean
that they're together.
383
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,591
You know, like,
people can just be friends.
384
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,843
And I think that it
was really unfair of us
385
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:58,262
to assume that there was
anything else going on.
386
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,683
Just turn around now
387
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,853
'cause you're not
welcome anymore
388
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:08,648
and I got all my...
389
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,149
Surprise!
390
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,070
Everybody! Wow.
391
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,322
Who opened the morgue
for this thing?
392
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,165
I was just driving by,
I thought I'd drop in.
393
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:21,077
There's some wine. I would love
a glass, if you're going to open it.
394
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,870
Hello, temp, take myjacket.
395
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,791
Oh, come on, that guy?
396
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,419
He is a good guy,
not a terrorist.
397
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,963
Karaoke, I love it.
398
00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:36,175
I am a karaoke fiend.
399
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,594
I call dibs, I got next.
I got next up.
400
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:43,307
Come on,
let's get this party started!
401
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,810
Okay, where is that wine?
402
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,312
Okay, this is a duet, so,
403
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:53,651
I need somebody else. Pam, you
wanna come up and sing this one?
404
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,654
Need somebody else.
Takers, please.
405
00:19:57,154 --> 00:20:01,575
Baby, when imet you
there was peace unknown
406
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:02,660
Kelly?
407
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:06,205
I tried to get you
with a fine-tooth comb
408
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,708
I was soft inside
409
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:12,086
there was something going on
410
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:15,756
this is the part,
it goes to the girl.
411
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:20,886
You do
something to me that / can't explain
412
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:25,433
hold me closer
and I feel no pain
413
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:27,643
every beat of my heart
414
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:31,480
we got something going on
415
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:36,318
tender love is blind
416
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:40,030
it requires a dedication
417
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,491
all this love we feel
418
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,285
needs no conversation
419
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,746
divided together
420
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:51,459
making love with each other
421
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,127
Michael: We're making love!
422
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,588
Islands in the stream
423
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,757
that is what we are
424
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,050
no one in between
425
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:02,678
how can we be wrong
426
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,555
sail away with me
427
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,475
talk! Just talk!
428
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:08,726
Shut up!
429
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:11,604
Funny story. The way
I got into improv was...
430
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:15,649
I got into improv... the story
about me getting into improv
431
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,818
was that I was walking down
the street,
432
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,529
and a race car pulls up,
and the guy says,
433
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:23,115
"hey you're funny. You're
the funniest guy I've ever seen,
434
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,034
"or my name
is not Dale earnhardt."
435
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,580
And that was an improv.
436
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,084
The real way
was that I found a flyer.
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