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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 5 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:58,239 This call will be recorded under a proper agreement. 6 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:00,639 Can I confirm you understand this? 7 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:02,159 Yes. 8 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:03,319 Recording in progress. 9 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:08,239 Please say your full name and age - for the record. - Kyle Andrew Peters. 10 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:09,999 I'm 19. 11 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,439 Thank you. 12 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:14,199 The purpose of this hearing is to determine 13 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:17,159 if granted supervised access to the internet, 14 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:21,239 whether you're likely to re-offend. But what we're failing to understand 15 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,319 is why you did what you did. 18 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:37,199 So that I don't lose your attention, 19 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:41,119 let's say we were going to try and calculate 20 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:44,879 the surface area of my breast here. 22 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,159 Oh, fuck! 24 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,359 Fourteen Federal Officer James Martin speaking. 25 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:02,199 Do not move. We have frozen your device. 26 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,119 No, no, no. I... 27 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:07,119 I think there's been - some sort of mistake. - OK, sir. 28 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,999 Confirm what is on the screen. 29 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,479 It says I've been watching child porn. 30 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,039 Which is sick, man. I would never do that! 31 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:17,799 OK, listen to me, sir. I am here to help you, all right? 32 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,759 You need to give me remote access 33 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,959 to your computer so I can verify your identity. So, listen to me. 34 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:25,359 Sure, sorry. Look, whatever you need. 35 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:28,280 OK, do you have TeamViewer, AnyDesk, anything like that? 36 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,639 Screen Collab... 37 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:33,399 You've got to download it. I got it. I got Screen Collab. 38 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,199 So, the code is 49... Yes. 39 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,199 ...201. Four, four, one... 40 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:41,040 No, 49201934. 41 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,839 Excellent. I have now connected to your computer. 42 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:47,439 Now, in order for me to... - Kyle! - Fuck, fuck, fuck. 43 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,359 Did you defrost the chicken? 44 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:52,119 Yes! Yeah! Sir? 45 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:55,919 Sir, can you hear me? I need your credit card details to continue. 46 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:57,159 OK. 47 00:02:57,160 --> 00:03:00,439 Sir, I've lost connection. I need you to reconnect me. 48 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,120 Sir, can you hear me? 49 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:07,279 Listen to me. If I cannot access your computer, 50 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:11,719 you will be subject to prosecution. 51 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,919 Oh, man. Oh, no, it's closing up. It's closing up. 52 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:16,359 I can't do this any more, man. 53 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:19,639 Sir, you listen, I speak, OK? If I cannot access the computer, 54 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:22,599 you will be subject to prosecution. Subject to prosecution. 55 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,039 I'll be in the jail shower. 56 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:26,079 I'll accidentally drop the soap and... 57 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:29,879 Oh, oh, fuck! That actually feels pretty good. 58 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:34,599 Sir, are you joking? You understand the seriousness of your situation? 59 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:37,559 Know what they do to child - pornography people? - Patience. 60 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:40,800 All right? I'm working on it. Sir, my name is not Sanjay. 61 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:45,959 As I said, my name is Federal Officer James Martin, sir. 62 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,239 Not Sanjay. FBI, sir. 63 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:51,639 FBI.I'm pretty sure your name is Sanjay. 65 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:58,559 Oh, don't tell me they're yours, man. 66 00:03:58,560 --> 00:03:59,800 You're killing me here. 67 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:06,399 Oh, no, no. That's... 68 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:09,599 That's not a good idea, Sanjay. Take a seat. 69 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:12,199 And take that hula girl off your desk. 70 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,320 It's unprofessional. 71 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:20,759 Now, I need you to listen extremely closely. 72 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:25,120 My name is Officer Peters, and I'm part of a global sting operation. 73 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,839 Look, now, first things first, 74 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:31,519 I'm gonna need you to strip down, OK? 75 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:34,439 You, fuck you, motherfucker. OK? I'll fuck you up. 76 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:37,519 When I find you, I know where you live, I'll fuck you up. You fuck. 77 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:40,360 Wait, wait, wait. 78 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,680 I told the police you have hostages. 79 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:48,039 Now, you listen, I speak. 80 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:51,439 Your office is about to get raided, so this is your heads up. 81 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:56,079 Go home to your family and, I don't know, find God or something. 82 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:57,880 I'll make sure you never exist, OK? 83 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:02,079 No, Sanjay! 85 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:08,359 Doing the Lord's work, my beautiful little boy. 86 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:10,520 Officer Peters, that's nightmare fuel. 87 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:13,559 A little much. 88 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:15,280 Yeah, Alex was loving it, man. 89 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,079 Nah, not as much as Petey. 91 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:24,679 He's like Robin Hood, but he keeps the money. 93 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:31,279 Kyle! 94 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:33,639 Can you not do one thing for me?! 95 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:37,679 Shit. Dinner, sorry, - I'll be back in ten. - Bye. 96 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,199 NEWS: A police crackdown on scam call centres 97 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:44,119 is heightening discussion about the dangerous content accessible 98 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:46,439 to children on the Internet today. 99 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:48,839 NRC News investigates. 103 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,559 Hello, child. 104 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:04,120 I'm here to... 106 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,840 This is a chilli challenge with Kyle and Petey. 112 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:44,359 What's up, guys? - Hey, what's up, you guys? - Hello. 113 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:48,359 Know my new laptops? Yeah, here are the specs for it. 114 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:51,440 It's a custom one. 115 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,919 - Your base is wanked. - What the fuck? What does that even mean? 116 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,359 I don't even know who you are. 117 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,840 Let me in and I'll make it less wanked. 118 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:19,799 No way. Will this put me on some - kind of watch list? - Nah, man. 119 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:24,319 My dad buys loads of weird shit. Tor keeps the server anonymous. 120 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:27,000 Trust the onion. 121 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,240 Oh, yeah. 122 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:33,360 Oh, yeah. 123 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:36,599 Oh, yeah. 124 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,599 You want to be 125 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:41,040 my sugar daddy? 126 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,199 Oh, shit. 128 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:47,839 Yeah, that's not really my scene. Wait! 129 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:50,359 I hope you find a special someone. Wait, wait. 130 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,039 Is that a Final Fantasy poster? 131 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,799 Yeah. Where'd you get it? 132 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,479 I made it. 133 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:56,999 From like... From scratch? 134 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,399 I have two rules. 135 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:01,319 No kids who look under 13, 136 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:02,879 because that's messed up. 137 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:05,999 And I don't sell to anyone over 21, because... 138 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,760 nobody over 21 buys fake IDs... 139 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:12,399 unless they're like terrorists or some shit. 140 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:13,920 What do you even need this for? 141 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:19,439 (CRACKLE) Oh, shit! 142 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:23,040 Whoo! 145 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:33,399 Alright, what's going on? 146 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:36,599 Behind the base. Oh, shit. 147 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,999 All right, cool. 148 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,839 You're reviving, bro. He's reviving. 150 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:44,399 You're insane, bro. 151 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,079 What the fuck is that? 152 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:47,439 You're 10 years old. 153 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,279 Bitch, shut the fuck up. 154 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:52,039 I'm gonna fuck your dad and then give him a kid he loves. 155 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:53,479 Good game, guys. Good game. 156 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:57,119 Come back when your balls drop, you little shit. 157 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,720 Bro, that's gotta be hacks. 158 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,519 I swear to God, bro, if you get us banned again... 159 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:06,959 No hacks, it's boring. Oh, my God. 160 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,159 It's kind of boring when I don't, though, no? 161 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:11,799 Wait, what was that kid's username? I'll send it. 162 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:14,080 Send it my way. 164 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:51,079 Doing everything you can to become the most successful version... 165 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:52,559 If you're doing everything 166 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:55,159 to become the most successful version of yourself... 167 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:58,199 I've still got that killer instinct that I learned as a kid. 169 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,680 Don Heard avoids sentencing for... 170 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:09,079 When you had that third failure in a row, 171 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:13,759 did you think it's over for me? Don Heard destroys socialism. 172 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:17,039 It's quite an expensive thing to keep. 173 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,639 I know people are... You have to blame issues. 175 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:23,559 Get off fucking Pornhub. 176 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:26,520 Do you guys know what the deal is with this Don Heard guy? 177 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,119 Oh, my God. 178 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,079 Have I heard of Don Heard? 179 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:33,159 You're cringe. 180 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,760 Oh, not this fucking guy. 181 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:37,959 What is this, Sid? 182 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,639 Oh, God. I'm trying to avoid this deal. 183 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,279 Is that Maria Joanna? No, no, no. 184 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:44,959 Shit, shit, shit, fuck. 185 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,879 It's legal here, isn't it? 186 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,319 Let's do this. 188 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,319 No, no, no. 189 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,199 You're not cheaping out on me, Joe? That's disgusting. 191 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:02,959 I think of Bitcoin the same way I think of the early Internet. 192 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,719 Didn't see it coming. Now the government are freaking out. 193 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:09,639 Yeah, I think so. Once we had books, now we've got video games. 194 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,839 I think in the future we'll probably do away 195 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,959 with the notion of banks and rely on crypto. 196 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,639 I mean, I've got 25 million dollars 197 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:19,600 ring-fenced at the moment just for day trading in coin alone. 198 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:24,039 Is this guy for real? He just doesn't give a fuck. 199 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,399 He's cringe. 200 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:28,440 He's a sociopath. Have you seen his Twitter? 201 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:32,559 CEO of NWTN & Professional Meme Connoisseur. 202 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:35,519 Jesus Christ. 203 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:39,240 Yeah, who's dumb enough to flex about having Bitcoin on Joe Rogan? 204 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,639 What are you going to do, steal them? 205 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:45,239 Well, yeah, he's pretty much asking for it, no? 206 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,080 All right then, do it then, pussy. 207 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,920 I think I will, pussy. 208 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,799 All right then, fucking do it then, you little puss-puss. 209 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,999 - You think you could do better? - I think I probably could do better. 210 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,839 I know more about this than you. Doesn't mean fuck all. 211 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:02,159 Get out! I'm in a game! 212 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,400 Still that shit? 213 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:07,559 What do you want? 214 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,639 Oh, my God. Wasting your life away. 215 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:10,959 Oh, shut up. 216 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:14,919 You need to get some friends. Yeah, I do, though. 217 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,439 Watching your drunk ass embarrass itself right now. 218 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,520 What the fuck did you say? 219 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,040 What? I said you're drunk. 220 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:30,119 I'm out of this house when I get the money. 221 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,599 You ain't going nowhere, you useless piece of shit. 223 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:37,519 Oh, get out, now. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? 224 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,319 Stop. What are you gonna do? 225 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:42,080 What are you gonna do? 226 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,840 Man, I fucking hate that cunt. 227 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,600 One sec. 228 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,640 I think I'm going to call it too. 229 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,959 No, no, no. Come on, man. One more game. 230 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:03,039 (YAWNS) I fuck up these fucking - scholarship essays. - Come on. 231 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,000 One more game. I'll sleep afterwards. 232 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:07,639 Dude, you don't have an Asian mom. 233 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:09,919 Trust me, bro. 234 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,679 They'll murder me. 235 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:13,319 Just learn to code, bro. 236 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,159 I taught you how to code, bro. 237 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,239 Yeah, exactly. And I'm shit. 238 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:21,079 Alright, fuck me for caring about something, 239 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,879 but no, I actually can't mess this up. 240 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:26,999 What, man? You're way too smart for it. You'll spend four years learning 241 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,919 about the same shit you already know. 242 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,599 To work some late-night, middle-management IT job 243 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:34,839 you're way too good for. To avoid a wife you can't satisfy 244 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,959 and kids you don't know. You worked every day since they were four. 245 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,720 Hey, how do you know my dad's story? 246 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:44,159 It's everyone's dad's story. If they get a degree. 247 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,040 Yeah, exactly, bro. 248 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,119 Alright, well, when you come up with your master plan, 249 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,319 let me know, but that is it for me. 250 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,919 Yeah, I'm only going to tell Alex the master plan now 251 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:58,279 because you're being a freaking douche. 252 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:01,399 Alright. Wait, Petey, don't go. 253 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,440 He's too good. 254 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,600 Or he could just be boring. 255 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,880 OK, two secs. Cool. 257 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:18,999 You look tired. 258 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,799 Oh, yeah? 259 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,319 Thanks. 260 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,999 No, like, you look sleepy. 261 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,599 What time is it there? 262 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,640 It's pretty late. 263 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,720 One a day keeps the intrusive thoughts away. 264 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:41,079 Right, OK. 265 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,999 And are they away? 267 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,920 I mean, mostly. 269 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,520 This is the good stuff. 270 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,279 Are those yours? 271 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,839 No. 272 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,880 My mom's. 273 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:11,280 Do you realise that Don Heard made his first million at 19? 275 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,280 No more of this dude. 276 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,759 I can't do it. 277 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:24,799 Mark Zuckerberg started Facebook at 19. 278 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,519 Sean Parker started Napster at 19 279 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,760 and Aaron Swartz co-founded Reddit at 19. 280 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,759 I've got two years. 281 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,159 Two years to do what? 282 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,759 Just... 283 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:42,400 Just, like, something, you know? Something... Something big. 284 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:48,600 Seriously, though, you ever get bored of doing this? 286 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,879 Kyle, you're such a fucking... 288 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:02,039 I'm sorry, I didn't know we were doing deep chats tonight. 289 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,599 OK, here's a question then. 290 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,640 Sure, go ahead. 291 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,559 Out of the three of us... 292 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:11,679 Uh-huh? ...if you had a million dollars, 293 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,760 who would you split it with? 294 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,439 Uh-h... I don't know. 295 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,519 Er... Hm... 296 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:24,119 It's a good question. It's a lot of choice, you know. 299 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,919 If you really wanted to do this... 300 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,759 Yeah? Shit. 305 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,000 Ha-ha-ha! 308 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:39,519 You're all so fucking boring. Come on, it's my birthday. 309 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,959 You're not going to let me do this by myself, are you? 310 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,039 Keep going, don't stop until I stop. 313 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,559 We're on the fucking roof. 316 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,720 Fuck! 317 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:13,959 I'm saying, we break into Don fucking Heard's Bitcoin wallet. 318 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:17,679 Oh shit, he's being serious. 319 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:20,720 Jesus, have you slept at all? Guys, we can actually do this. 320 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,840 For fuck's sake. Dude, you're a script kiddie, not Mr Robot. 321 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:29,159 You know this is all bullshit. What are you talking about? 322 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,119 We make these grand plans in our head, 323 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:34,959 but we're going nowhere unless we make the first move. 324 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,319 Prison does seem like a nice change in scenery. 325 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:40,719 I don't think such cheeks are ready for that one. 326 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,679 Oh, oh, oh! 328 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,800 Dude, what the fuck? 329 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,319 There was fucking two months of work on that server. 330 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:53,639 We've got the team. You're cracked at coding, 331 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:57,519 Alex is already forging IDs for half the internet, and Sid, 332 00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:00,919 this guy knows every black hat forum on the entire dark web. 333 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,039 OK. 335 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,480 But what do you do? 336 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:10,399 I'm the guy with the plan. 337 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,919 So we're going to kidnap Don Heard's daughter 338 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,719 and hold her for ransom. Nice. Someone has her breasts. 339 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,959 Does she have OnlyFans? Alright, I'm out. 340 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,960 Guys, guys, look, just hear me out. 341 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:24,280 She posts everything. Look, where they live, 342 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,119 where they eat, 343 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,319 her mother's maiden name, 344 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,519 her first pet's name. 345 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:34,079 To my baby! Baby Baxter! 346 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:37,199 That is the ugliest dog I've ever seen. 347 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,839 Date, place, of birth. We don't need her for half of it. 348 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,319 Yeah, all very impressive. 349 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,279 You could get through a few password security questions, 350 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:47,159 but it's still nothing. No, no, it won't be for nothing 351 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,879 if we get his phone number and email. 352 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,719 Where would we even start? We start here. 353 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:54,479 As we can see from Lindsey's thought-provoking profile, 354 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,399 she's got the eclectic career of being a model, influencer, 355 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,359 and founder of Lumen Skincare. Yeah, 356 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,959 the "I live on daddy's money package career." 357 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,599 Right? So, let's set up a fake modelling agency. 358 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,719 Oh my God! Let's call it Neoteric. 359 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,399 What does that even mean? Exactly. 360 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,919 It's a modelling agency for the new age of creatives. 361 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,879 We pimp it out with its own website, make it look fucking clean. 362 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,999 Alex, this is where you come in. Easy. 363 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,799 We link it up to an Instagram account. 364 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:20,839 We buy some followers and a few posts. 365 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,279 Looking pretty good. 366 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,719 That's not so bad. Right. We send a message. 367 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:28,959 We say, "Hi, we have an open casting, blah, blah, blah. 368 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:32,160 Much love, Neoteric Models," and... 369 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,439 Sent. 370 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,399 The end. 371 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,839 Yeah, Kyle? 372 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,840 Yeah, boy. Great. 373 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:45,879 She's fucking typing. - Bullshit. - What's she saying? 374 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,559 She's fucking not. She stopped. 375 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:50,359 Show pics or it didn't happen. Right. 376 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:53,199 No way. She wants to meet tomorrow. 377 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,999 Shut up. What? 378 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,439 What are you going to say? 379 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,039 Uh... 380 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:01,839 I'll be like, "Hi, Lindsey. It's great to finally meet you." 381 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,799 Yeah, that's not going to work. You look about 12. 382 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:09,639 Whoa, what are you saying? You think - you could do any better? - Yeah. 384 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:15,719 Hi, Lindsey. It's so great to finally meet you. 385 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,039 I know. Thank you for reaching out. 386 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:21,039 Oh, we'd absolutely love to have you on board for the campaign, 387 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,599 but as you are under 21, 388 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:27,239 we'll need the contact details of - your legal guardian. - Sure. 389 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,319 Oh, come on. Too easy. 390 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,519 Never been more attracted to you in my life. 391 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,559 Oh, fuck. That was a compliment. 392 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,560 No, she sent her mum's details. 393 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,879 That was a nice try. 394 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:42,599 Oh, well, that's that. Fucked... OK, wait, wait. 395 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:47,439 What do we know about Lindsey's mum? She's Don Heard's wife? 396 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:50,080 Ex-wife, actually. Messy court case right now. 397 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,919 Bro, she's going to rinse him for every fucking penny. 398 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,959 As she should. Oh, that's good. 399 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,439 That's good. We can use the divorce as our in. 400 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,159 Lindsey gave us Vivian's email. She's a socialite. 401 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,319 A little fishing - will do the trick. - OK. 402 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,959 Hook, line and sink the bitch. 403 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,759 Right, change of plans. 404 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,679 I'll set up a fake account 405 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,439 pretending to be on her legal team 406 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,919 and ask her to look at files to do with the divorce. 407 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,519 I like it. I like it. 408 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,239 Wait, surely she knows who her team are, though. 409 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,239 She'll know the assistant's name, so we'll make a new one up. 410 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,319 - Getting sketchy. - One click will take her to our login page. 411 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,039 When she signs in, keylogger will capture her password. 412 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,399 Then we'll have complete access to her emails. 413 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,919 It's a freaking classic. 414 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,839 Kyle, you know that's a felony, right? 415 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,919 Oh yeah, baby. 416 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,399 So what now? 417 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,720 Now we wait. 420 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,039 Hello? 421 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,680 I'm here. You hear me? One sec. 422 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,080 Yo. What's up? 423 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:06,720 Your shirt is on back to front. 424 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,319 Oh, shit. 425 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,400 Sorry, one sec. 426 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,240 Whoo! 427 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,599 - Very edgy. - Thank you very much. Can you even name five songs? 428 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,759 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, look. 429 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,880 Guess who? Who? 430 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,480 You're lying. 431 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,800 Should I... 432 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:47,439 Should I send him a little - good night? - Stop it. 433 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,759 Like, do all your worst ideas come at 4 AM? 434 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,359 Well, there's no noise 435 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:54,360 and no distractions, so... 436 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,199 Of course, yeah. 437 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,960 And your parents not forget about you being nocturnal? 438 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,239 Well, I think my mum worries a little bit, 439 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:08,199 and my dad works abroad, so he doesn't really know, I guess. 441 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,439 What's he do again? 442 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,439 He's an IT consultant in Dubai. 443 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,679 Huh... 444 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,360 When's he next back? 445 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,120 Uh... Christmas time. 446 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,159 Fuck. 447 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,159 It's a long time. 448 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,679 I'm gonna send you a screenshot of him right now. 449 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:30,999 Ready? 450 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,200 Mm-hm. 452 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,840 Fuck, he looks just like you. 453 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,759 Only... 454 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,679 Less... less handsome? 455 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,720 You think I'm handsome. 456 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,759 You think I'm handsome. 457 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,840 No, I can't tell through the webcam, so... 458 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,479 Wow. 459 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,479 You know, I... 460 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,599 I know a guy that could maybe... 461 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,240 I mean, just maybe lend me some money for a flight. 462 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:04,119 Oh... 463 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:06,439 OK, well, maybe you should call him. 464 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,399 Hm... I don't know. I mean, he's... 465 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,319 Oh... He's a pretty busy guy, 466 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,039 and I wouldn't want to intrude on his privacy like that. 467 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,839 And you're scared and stuff, right? No. 468 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:18,519 - I'm not scared. - You're scared. Don't want to call him. 469 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,519 What, you think I'm scared? 470 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,039 Yeah, you're scared. 471 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,919 All right, fuck it. - Let's call him right now. - OK. 472 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,719 Make sure you've got your diapers on 473 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,319 so you don't shit yourself. 474 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,439 You want me to hang up? Nah, want to hang up? 475 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:34,240 No, I'm fine. I can - do this all night. - Are you sure? 476 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,719 You may as well just hang up now before... 478 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,399 Don speaking. 481 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,239 You didn't hang up. 484 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,279 OK, so, Don and Lindsey are going to be at brunch together 485 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:06,919 in two hours and 15 minutes. 486 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,279 That's our window. I'll ring up his network 487 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,479 and get his number switched over to my phone. 488 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,959 Then I should have access to his crypto wallet. 489 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,479 Sid, you need to get access 490 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,119 to the cafe CCTV.Yeah, boy. 491 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,879 Alex, keep your eyes on Don. 492 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,999 Don't even blink. I don't blink anyway. 493 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,439 OK, Petey, man, remember all that info we gathered on Don? 494 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,560 This is not chill, bro. Dude, have you got it? 495 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,559 Just keep it handy, OK? I might need it. 497 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,239 Thank you for calling. All our advisors... 498 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,559 Hello, this is Carla from FourMobile speaking. 499 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,719 How can I help you today? 500 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,279 Oh, Carla, thank God you've answered. 501 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,719 It's Don Heard here. 502 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,919 I've been on hold for hours. 503 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,759 Look, can you hear me OK? 504 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:52,239 I'm at the airport and it's rather loud here. 505 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,119 Now, listen, the gate closes in five and I need your help. 506 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,839 I've lost my phone 507 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,479 and I was wondering whether I could get my old number 508 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:00,919 switched over to my new one. 509 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,519 It's been an awful day. Sorry to put the pressure on. 510 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:04,999 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 511 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,799 Let me see what I can do for you. 512 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,759 First, I must ask you a few identification questions. 513 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,719 Is that an accent I hear there, Carla? 514 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:15,199 Is that Scottish? Yeah, yes, it is. 515 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:18,439 It's music to my ears, Carla, you know. 516 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,119 Right. 517 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,039 Look, can I take your date of birth? 518 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:26,319 Yes, that would be the 28th of the 6th, 1971. 519 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,759 And your current residency? 520 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:30,319 500 Haynes Avenue. 521 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,559 - Great. - The gate looks like it's closing soon. 522 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,719 Well, I just need one final security question. 523 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,039 What is your favorite pet's name? 525 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,919 I'm sorry, Carla, say again. 526 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,039 What is your favorite pet's name? 527 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,919 Uh... Carla, sorry, I can't hear you. 528 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,399 Sorry? 529 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,319 Hello? Carla, Baxter. 530 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,319 Baxter is my favorite pet's name. 531 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:57,319 Oh, right. Give me a moment while I check this against the system. 532 00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:01,639 Thank you, Carla. Hopefully it shouldn't be long. 534 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,119 Right, I know you're in a rush, 535 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:16,359 so I skipped a few wee steps to move things along for you. 536 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,999 So, your new phone should be up and running now. 538 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,039 Carla, you are an angel. 539 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,039 O-oh! Yeah, thank you very much. And... 540 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,840 Just one final question. 541 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,119 But are you the Don Heard? 543 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,279 You know, Clara, 544 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:43,399 if I said I was, could we keep it as our little secret? 545 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,399 (GIGGLES) Well, of course. 546 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,480 It's been a pleasure. And remember, our little secret. 547 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:50,999 OK, bye. 548 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,759 Bye-bye, bye-bye. 549 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,959 Holy shit, it worked. Woo! 550 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,799 Let's go, baby. 551 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,359 CCTV's still running off Windows XP. 552 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,479 Embarrassing! 553 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,119 OK, OK, I've got eyes on the phone. 554 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,679 We're watching you. 555 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,279 OK, here we go, email. 557 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,680 All right, I'm resetting his password. 559 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:18,000 Got the verification code. Right, come on, come on. 560 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,440 And I'm in. Let's see what we've got here. 561 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,399 Wait, who emails nudes? How are we looking? Come on. 562 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:29,039 Sorry, distracted. 563 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,839 Just let me look, OK? 564 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:34,399 Just leave it, log out. OK, relax, relax, relax. 565 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,239 I guess I'm not OK with this. 566 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:41,679 Oh, wait, I think I found it. Oh, shit, there's another password. 567 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,519 What do you mean? Is it a seed phrase? 568 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,359 No, it's another password. 569 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,159 Just sort it. I'm on it, I'm on it. 570 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,159 What is happening? Shit, she's moving. 571 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,399 Why is she moving? What do you mean, moving? 572 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,519 She's walking away from the fucking table. 573 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,479 He's going to look at his phone. We need to get her back now. 574 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,439 I'm on it, OK? I just need a little bit more time. 575 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,719 - We don't have more time. - He's gonna realise it's disconnected. 576 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,280 Just leave it, log out, dude. 577 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,199 Shit, shit, shit. 578 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,719 I know what I'm doing. 579 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,599 Fuck! 580 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,999 Lindsey's calling me. What do you mean? 581 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,479 I'm on Don's number, she thinks she's calling him. 582 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:20,159 - Don't fucking answer it! - Course I'm not gonna fucking answer it. 583 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,319 What should I say, what should I reply? 584 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,519 Something. Do just fucking anything. 585 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,560 What do you think, kiss or no kiss? Just fucking send it, Kyle. 586 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,159 Fucking... he's literally going to fucking look at it. 587 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,959 Kyle, call it, log out. No, no, no, we're too close. 588 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:39,279 Shit, we're so fucking screwed. There's too many emails. 589 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:42,159 You haven't done anything yet, you can log out. Log out now. 590 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,599 We're not going to find it that way. I'm not leaving. 591 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,519 Fuck, fuck, fuck. Just use a script. 592 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:50,439 It'll isolate words with special characters, upper case. 593 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:51,919 What do you mean? Just do it. 595 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,799 Petey, I fucking love you, man. 596 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,280 Just hurry the fuck up. 597 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,159 Oh shit, shit, shit. 598 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,319 Just give me a moment. 599 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:05,719 We're going to fucking jail. We're going to fucking jail! 600 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,239 Fuck. Do you know what they do 601 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,079 to people like me in jail, you prick? 602 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,959 She's coming back, she's coming - back. - Oh, fucking hell. 603 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:16,319 Here we go, I've got - one more shot. - Speak, man. 604 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:20,679 What the fuck is going on? Oh my God. 605 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,679 What? Kyle, what? 606 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:26,079 What? 607 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,399 It's Dogecoin. 608 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,599 - It's fucking Dogecoin. - OK, who - cares? Hurry up. - Just get it out. 609 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,640 OK, OK, OK. 610 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,719 I can't tell what he's saying. 611 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:38,760 Oh yes, yes. Stay there, you stupid bitch. Stay there. 612 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,599 I've got it. - Yeah? - Yes! 613 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,240 Yeah? Let's log off then. Two seconds. 614 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,720 Alright, I'm out, I'm out. 615 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,159 I'm frying the sim. 618 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,439 Dude. 619 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,200 Jesus Christ. 620 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,839 Are we good? Kyle? 621 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,880 Well? Are we good? 622 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,159 Are we good? 625 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,319 I fucking... Yes! 626 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,519 OK, OK, OK. 627 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,799 I fucking hate you guys. 628 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,079 It's only a 100K and it's Dogecoin. 629 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,319 Only a 100K? What? 630 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:25,399 Oh my God, Kyle, I can finally pay for that penis enlargement. 631 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,759 Point proven. Well done. We can't keep it though. 632 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:29,719 Oh my God, you're such a fucking pussy. 633 00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:31,119 Shut up, man. Come on. 634 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,439 Of course we can. 635 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,319 It's 100K. We stole 100K. 636 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,039 All thanks to you, Code Monkey. 637 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,199 It's not a fucking game, dude. 638 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,920 A drop in the ocean to him. We're clean. Everything's been wiped. 639 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,959 Yeah, it's crypto. The cops don't know shit. 640 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,680 Just... put it back, man. 641 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,959 You know we can't just put it back, Petey. 642 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:55,879 This could be a game changer. You want to go to Stanford, right? 643 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,239 Yeah. Yeah? 644 00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:58,639 Obviously, yeah. 645 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,079 So what are the chances of getting a scholarship? 646 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:05,879 What is it? Is it like 1 in 1,000 or 1 in 10,000? 647 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,599 I think I got a pretty good chance. 648 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,599 OK, so why leave it to chance? 649 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,719 Why should you have to do all this application bullshit 650 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:16,159 while some rich kid's parents pay for him to skip the queue? 651 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:17,959 That's not how it fucking works. 652 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,679 Why not? Dude, it's untraceable. 653 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,199 I promise. - Petey. - Trust the onion. 654 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:25,759 Trust the onion. 655 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:28,919 No, it's not enough. Look, tuition alone is 100K a year. 656 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,799 We can make more. 657 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,839 - What? - There's a formula to this. We do the research. 658 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:38,279 We find the investors that don't know what they've invested in. 659 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,959 The market fluctuates. 660 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,999 We skim from the top, they - won't even notice it's gone. - Fuck. 661 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,279 We can make so much. 662 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,879 Just think of that acceptance letter, man. 663 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,119 And all from some old cucks with money. 664 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,120 Old cucks with crypto. (CHUCKLES) 665 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,600 Come on, man. What do you say? 666 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,039 I get the fees and I'm out. 667 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,519 Yes! That's my boy. 668 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:07,239 That's my boy. Full squad. Alright. 669 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:10,399 So what are we saying? Deal. 671 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:16,479 Let's fucking do this! 672 00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,639 OK, first, we gotta invest in ourselves. 673 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:21,240 The innovation station is in need of an upgrade. 674 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:24,719 OK, OK. Guys, guys, guys. Don't get too greedy. 675 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:26,719 Just a bit more and we're almost there. 676 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:29,919 Bro, us? Greedy? Never. 678 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:35,599 Assholes only, yeah? Of course, man. 679 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,279 Look, and it just so happens that most of them are. 680 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:42,759 I'm a terrorist and I need those fucking 200 goddamn dollars. 681 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:43,920 Help! 682 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:47,919 We mine their phone numbers, 683 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:50,599 their security questions and their emails. 684 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,839 And if you can't find it, find someone who can. 686 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,999 Hi. My beautiful darling. 687 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,239 Stick to the script. 688 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:08,839 Listen, I recently lost my phone and... 689 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,999 Hoping to get my sim switched to the new one. 690 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,719 Oh, that's a lovely accent you have. 691 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:16,000 ALL: Like music to my ears. 692 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,199 In and out. OK, no fucking about. 693 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:22,039 We just need to find some reliable tumblers to mix the coin. 694 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:26,639 Just through the tumbler - and liquidate it? - Yeah, of course. 695 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:30,119 People who do not invest, they will never become rich. 697 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,719 How much was that? You can't put a price... 698 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:35,919 On sick. 701 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:43,039 Fuck, I love money. I'll show you what I got. 702 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:46,519 This is my grail flip clock. Insanely good condition. 705 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,319 Another package came for you. Yeah, just leave it on the bed. 706 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,159 Do you remember I'm - away this weekend? - Yep. 707 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,359 Bitcoin business seems to be going well. 708 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,600 Oh, the crypto market is booming, Mum. 709 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:07,559 I was thinking we should probably do a business meeting in person. 710 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,240 I mean, flights are pretty cheap this time of year. 713 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:41,239 Wait, actually, get the money in. That's it. 714 00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:43,839 Is that it? Yeah, yeah. 715 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:44,919 Yeah. 716 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,199 Yeah, turn that up a sec. 717 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,519 Yeah. Up a bit? No, no, no. 718 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,519 That's it, that's it. Yeah. 719 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:51,880 OK. All right, Sid. 720 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,079 You got it? Bro, are you taking a... 723 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,279 Holy shit! Nice! 727 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:25,800 Livin' it up! 728 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,399 Welcome to the club! 729 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,320 Wo-o-o! 730 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:37,480 We're fucking deep rich, boys! 731 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,239 Yummy, yummy, yummy! 736 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,119 Hello! 737 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:18,439 Are you coming out or what? 746 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,439 Alex! Hey, look, I think, 747 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:13,880 I think we should try to meet up in person, like... 750 00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,920 No, no, no. 752 00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,000 No, no. 755 00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:31,799 OK, look, I... 756 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,240 I think you got the wrong number, alright? 758 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,040 Nice watch. 759 00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,839 Oh, thanks. It's a... 760 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:53,719 It was my dad's. Anyway, how did you get my number? 761 00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:56,159 You think I'm stupid? 762 00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,799 OK, look, I...Think I'm stupid? Can you answer the question? 763 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,719 I've had a really long night, OK? 764 00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:04,720 I would just prefer if I could go back to sleep, so if you could... 765 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,919 If you could just let me know what this is about, or I... 766 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:12,199 If you could delete my number, - I'd appreciate it a lot. - I get it. 767 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:15,039 I know people go onto my Instagram and look at my hair, nails, 768 00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,879 clothes, and teeth. They're not veneers, by the way. 769 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:21,639 And they think... she's fucking stupid. 771 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:26,359 - Is that the case? - What are you on about? I don't know who you are. 772 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:29,440 You know exactly who I am. 773 00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:34,280 And I know exactly who you are. 774 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,239 You're Kyle Andrew Peters. 776 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,119 You're from London. 778 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:44,119 You go to Oakborough School. 780 00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,119 OK. 781 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,599 OK, look. 782 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,079 We can... I can give it back, OK? 784 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,679 Come on. 785 00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:59,399 Shall we cut the bullshit? 786 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,640 OK, so... Why are you calling me? 787 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:03,640 What do you want from me? 788 00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,159 Well... 789 00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:10,680 I know where the 25 million is. 790 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,879 No. 791 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,200 No, I'm not interested. 792 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,680 I'm not asking. 793 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:24,599 But he's your dad. 794 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:27,799 Yeah, he's my dad. He's not my fucking dad. He's a passive income. 795 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,039 OK, but he has you pretty sorted, no? 797 00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:35,239 He cut me off, OK? 798 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,280 Why? 799 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,680 Not fucking relevant. 800 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,519 You have no fucking idea who you're stealing from. 801 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,759 I know who you and your family are. 802 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:57,239 My God, you don't believe everything you read online, surely, Kyle? 803 00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:59,040 You have no idea who he really is. 804 00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:04,400 Oh, yeah? Where he comes from. 805 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,840 The shit he actually does. 806 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,120 Dude, you don't even know what he really looks like. 807 00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:20,160 Or any of the things or fucking people he's buried. 808 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:31,920 Is this some kind of threat? Take what you want from it. 809 00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:39,479 How do I know I can trust you? You can't. 810 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,120 But if you don't, I'll go to the cops. Or my dad. 811 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:45,520 It's your choice, I guess. 812 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,839 Often described as private Mossad, the company has been embroiled 813 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,599 in a number of high-end political controversies. 814 00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,999 They have been known to specialise in hacking, spying, impersonation. 815 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,239 How the fuck did she get your number? 816 00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:00,879 It was connected to my Discord. 817 00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,119 I didn't mean to mess it up. 818 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,799 You said it was untraceable, man. I set it up years ago. 819 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,519 You f... 820 00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,879 I say we dox her, DDoS her, 821 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,959 make her life a living hell until she backs down. 822 00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:16,199 Well, do you believe her? 823 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,239 Oh, she's serious. 824 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:20,239 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 825 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:22,119 We're going to fucking prison now. 826 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,319 She has my picture. Fuck. 827 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,639 No, look, guys, we just need to come up with 828 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,599 a plan to go in there and get it. 829 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,959 What are you talking about? He's in California. 830 00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,599 And how do you even know the $25 million is real? Like... 831 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:39,119 It's real. In his cold wallet on his - laptop. - Which will be air-gapped. 832 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,279 "Will be air-gapped." What does that mean? 833 00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,039 It means the laptop will be offline, 834 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:45,639 so we'll need physical access to it in the office. 835 00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:48,719 You better be fucking joking right - now. - Just trust me. 836 00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:51,479 Look, we do this last gig, and then we're done. 837 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,239 It's over. Bro, shut up. 838 00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:56,760 But we do it together, OK? Stop fucking saying "we," Kyle. 839 00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,959 Dude, I joined the server to play Minecraft. 840 00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:02,759 OK, don't freak out, man. 841 00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,480 Leave me alone, man. I'm done. 842 00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,600 Alright, give me a second. I'll speak to him. 847 00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:28,760 Come on, man, pick up. 848 00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:31,959 Yo. What, dude? 849 00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:34,479 Look, I know, I know, look... 850 00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:36,759 I get it, it seems fucked on paper, man. 851 00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,520 But it was just a mistake, OK? 852 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:43,039 Are you serious? Honestly. One more time. 853 00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,039 One more time, and it's over, OK? 854 00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,399 I promise you. You just gotta trust me here. 855 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,999 I don't even know who you are - anymore. - Come on. 856 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,799 We've been best friends since we were like 10 years old. 857 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:56,679 Why are you saying shit like that? We are not best friends, man. 858 00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,559 You don't even have friends. All you do is fucking use people. 859 00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,959 Fuck you, man. No, fuck you. 860 00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,159 No, seriously, fuck you! 861 00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:06,079 Stop putting all this on me. 862 00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:07,799 You wanted in as well, man. 863 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,199 And what, now we've just hit one speed bump, 864 00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:13,039 so you wanna go pussy out? You wanna leave me, Sid and Alex 865 00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:14,999 to do it? Yeah, I wanna pussy out. 866 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,119 Dude, what is wrong with you? Come on, man. 867 00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:18,759 I don't mean it like that, OK? 868 00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:20,999 We need you, man. 869 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,719 Nah, I'm out. 872 00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:32,959 Fuck! 874 00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,799 Well, Kyle? He's out. 875 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,799 What? What do you mean he's out? 876 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:46,199 It doesn't matter. We don't even need him anyway. 877 00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:49,639 Is he gonna rat? What if he tells - everybody? - He wouldn't fucking rat! 878 00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:54,560 How do you know he's not gonna fucking rat? Fuck... 879 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,759 His offices are in fucking Cali, Kyle. 880 00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:00,479 Alright, just give me a moment. 881 00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:03,919 I can try to figure this out. There's gotta be a smarter move. 882 00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,999 Like, we put the coin back in Don's wallet, 883 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,959 or just put it back or give it to Lindsey. I don't know. 884 00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:12,239 Not right now, OK? Wait, why? 885 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:13,599 We have 50K left. 886 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:16,359 (LAUGHS) Right now. But that's gonna go back up. 887 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:18,679 Look, this is just how investments go, OK? 888 00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:22,639 - Are you serious? - Kyle, you are a piece of shit, you know that! 889 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,839 Look, my dad does this stuff all the time. 890 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,360 Well, that guy really seems like he's got your back. 891 00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,719 Don't talk about my dad. What do you want me to say? 892 00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:34,840 Well, I think it's pretty ironic considering... I can go. 893 00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,319 What? 894 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:40,919 No, no, no. Come on. Come on. You can't do that, Alex. 895 00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:43,600 That's way too dangerous. I'm not asking, Kyle! 896 00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,640 This can't all have been for nothing. 897 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,119 Those are your eyes and ears. 898 00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:10,760 Yeah, great. You're filling me with confidence, Kyle. 899 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,799 Why can't she just do it herself? 900 00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,679 Look, there'll be no incrimination. 901 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,519 I'm not exactly on visiting terms with my dad right now. 902 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,399 OK, so we find an hour where he's not in the office. 903 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,239 Not possible. He's a machine. 904 00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:25,319 First one in, last one out. Zero small talk. 905 00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:28,359 OK, well, we need an hour. That's not going to happen. 906 00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:30,999 Well, it needs to happen. There's got to be something. 907 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,759 Surely he's got, like, friends? No. 908 00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:36,040 Hobbies? Affairs? No. 909 00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:39,479 He works. He runs. He eats. He sleeps. Repeat. 910 00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:41,719 Wait. He runs? Yeah. 911 00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:44,719 Where does he run? It's all part of his 912 00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:48,039 cardio midlife-crisis routine. That's fucking brilliant. 913 00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,319 Good enough for the Taliban. Good enough for us. 914 00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:54,319 You're comparing us to terrorists. The same route, time, every day? 915 00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,159 Might as well be wearing an ankle tag. 916 00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:59,640 No, we can do one better. Do you - have him on Find My Friends? - Maybe. 917 00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:06,039 Now we really have a live tracker, boys and girls. 918 00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:09,359 OK, Sid, you're on recon. Know the building like the back of your hand. 919 00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,999 I'm going to need a student card. I got you. 920 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,239 OK. 921 00:51:13,240 --> 00:51:16,720 Hi there. I'm a boring bastard architecture student 922 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,720 looking to do some research for my final year project. 923 00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:24,040 Would I be able to request the blueprints? 924 00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,520 Got it! Nice one. 925 00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:29,799 OK, that's 2D. 927 00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:36,079 Alright, check this out. 928 00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:38,120 And 3D. Sick, right? 929 00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:42,559 I can't get all of the building, but there's most of it. 930 00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:46,119 Alright, the entrance has CCTV, security desk, 931 00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:48,159 and barriers which lead to the elevator. 932 00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,639 OK, so, Lindsey, you distract security, 933 00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:54,319 Alex will sneak past, and then you sit tight with an alibi, OK? Nice. 934 00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:57,239 Off the elevator on the fifth floor hallway, 935 00:51:57,240 --> 00:52:01,919 more CCTV, and we'll need an access card to get past the next door. 936 00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:03,519 Well, can we get me a fucking card? 937 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,119 Yeah, of course we can. Oh, fucking even more CCTV 938 00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,599 and another access card to get into Don's office. 939 00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,679 Not to mention his receptionist. I can deal with that. 940 00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:14,920 - What are you gonna say? - Been a horrible accident. Dad needs you. 941 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,519 - No, less, less. - Dad and I need to go for a coffee. 942 00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:21,200 More? Just fucking come down here now! 943 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:26,119 - That could work. - Oh, this place is a fucking fortress. 944 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,839 The building runs off a closed network. It's fucked! 945 00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:30,839 We need a back door into that network. 946 00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:33,039 No chance. This is NWTN we're talking about. 947 00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:34,959 Look, no network is completely closed. 948 00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,799 You can spend millions on security, 949 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,479 but at the end of the day, it's still run by people, OK? 950 00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:41,920 And people are stupid. 951 00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,240 OK, every big tech company needs bougie catering. 952 00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:49,919 Martha can bake a pretty mean pastry, 953 00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:53,440 but I'm gonna take a bet her cyber security isn't up to scratch. 954 00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:56,319 Meet Martha's nephew, Duncan. 955 00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:59,639 Head of IT at the kitchen. Although head is a strong word 956 00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:02,919 considering he's the only IT guy. His computing experience includes 957 00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:05,999 two months in a college studying web design before dropping out. 958 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,999 Let's just say he may have pulled in 959 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,519 family favours to get this job. 960 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,799 Classic nepotism. No offence, Lindsey. 961 00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:15,399 Thankfully for us, Duncan has kindly left Martha's website 962 00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:19,239 completely open to a SQL injection attack. 963 00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:21,719 What even is that? Boom. 964 00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:24,239 I can see every single one of their login details. 965 00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:26,159 Shoot it up right into the veins. 966 00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:29,519 He didn't even encrypt the passwords. 967 00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:32,679 OK, so it seems that Uncle Stan, 968 00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:36,200 head of client communications will be our key into NWTN's network. 969 00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:41,320 Stan's main contact at NWTN is Kelsey from accountancy. 970 00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:45,599 Say, has Kelsey ever actually met Stan? No. 971 00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,040 Wait, can I be Stan? Yes. 972 00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:51,119 OK, hi, Kelsey. 973 00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:54,159 We are organising catering for the upcoming staff summer party. 974 00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:56,279 Just keep it vague. He may not have one. 975 00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:58,159 OK, upcoming staff event. 976 00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:00,599 We'll need a staff directory for the main office. 978 00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:04,359 Like I said, people are stupid. 979 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,199 Give me a night and I will know absolutely everybody 980 00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:09,399 in between Alex and that computer. 981 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,600 This is how we do this. 982 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:16,920 Please, I'm so, so sorry. I didn't mean to cause a security breach. 983 00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,399 It's been my dream to work for NWTN 984 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:25,799 and I just wanted to send him a letter. 985 00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:29,079 OK, that's good. Let's, let's go again. 986 00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:30,319 And... 987 00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:33,720 look, what are you going to say if they ask if you had any help? 988 00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,280 Why are you acting like I'm going to get caught? 989 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:42,320 There's just so much at stake here. Alright, we just got to keep going. 994 00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,879 I need you to tell me these things. I'm on the bus. 995 00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,560 I can't have anyone else flake. What do you want? 996 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:29,959 What the fuck is going on with you? 997 00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,799 Look, there's just so much at stake here. 998 00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,399 We just got to keep going. 1002 00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:47,759 You're fucked right now, aren't you? 1004 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:55,439 That's sweet coming from you, no? 1005 00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:58,960 What's that supposed to mean? What, stealing your mum's meds? 1006 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,559 That's different. 1007 00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:08,119 You think those are my mum's - only meds? - Look, I... 1008 00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:12,719 Better I take some of them than her swallowing them all at once. 1009 00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:15,919 I didn't mean to... I thought you understood there's a reason 1010 00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:19,320 we spend half our lives on the server. 1011 00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,360 I guess you just don't. 1012 00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:29,039 Let's just get tomorrow over with. 1013 00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:32,840 Alex, you don't have to, OK? No, Kyle. 1014 00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:35,559 You don't have to. 1019 00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:05,960 Hey, kiddo. I hope you're doing well. 1020 00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:09,439 Hey, have you spoken to your mum about this? 1021 00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:12,679 It's just things are very busy with work at the moment. 1022 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:15,719 I'd love to have you over, obviously, but no, it's just, 1023 00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:19,759 you know, really not a good time for me. 1024 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:23,559 I hope you understand. 1025 00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:25,600 Say hi to your mum for me. 1027 00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:37,600 I always mess that bit up. 1028 00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:46,680 Alright. 1031 00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:00,599 OK, can you hear us? 1032 00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,719 Yeah, one second. 1033 00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,319 Can you see? Clear as day. 1034 00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:06,999 You got this. 1035 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,439 OK, so he should have just left for his run, 1036 00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:11,479 so that gives us 20 minutes on a good day 1037 00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:13,080 and 24 minutes on a bad day. 1038 00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:17,239 Linking up his phone from Lindsey's Find my Friends. 1039 00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:18,719 That's nice... 1040 00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:21,279 On security today is Norman, 1041 00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:22,799 one of NWTN's star employees. 1042 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:25,920 He's at the forefront of innovation at the company. Hey, Lindsey? 1043 00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,359 Ready. Let's go. 1046 00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:42,879 I need something printed. Sorry, I can't do that. 1047 00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:44,679 I'm going to need you to sign in. 1048 00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:48,439 Yeah, he has no idea who you are, OK, so you need to change it. 1049 00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:51,279 I don't think my dad will care if I don't sign it. 1050 00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:53,559 I can't? 1051 00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:55,279 I can call him if you want. 1052 00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:57,759 What's your name? Norman? Alright, here we go. 1053 00:58:57,760 --> 00:58:59,360 Alright, go, Alex. Go, go, go. 1054 00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:01,959 I need you to do it right now. 1055 00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:03,279 Right, right now? Yeah. 1056 00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:04,760 Go on, Lindsey. OK, sorry. 1057 00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:07,879 OK, Sid, talk to me, man. What's going on? 1058 00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,560 OK, OK, yeah, I'm on the security system. 1059 00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:19,040 OK, Alex, just look busy, OK? 1060 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:23,279 Excuse me, please. 1061 00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:24,799 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1062 00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:27,799 What am I saying? Uh-h... 1063 00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:30,800 "Thank you, Sid," is what you say. 1065 00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:41,480 I'm not saying that. 1066 00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:46,679 Alex, when those doors close, 1067 00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:49,359 you'll lose connection - until they open again. - Got it. 1068 00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:52,319 Yeah, see you in a sec. 1071 00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,240 Come on. 1072 01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:03,999 I'm back. Got you. 1073 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,239 Now where? 1074 01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:09,039 OK.Right, wait outside the next door on the left. 1075 01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:12,239 OK, that's Kevin, alright? He's head of tech support, 1076 01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:14,919 so he has access to every room with a computer in it. 1077 01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:17,319 He's terrified he'll be dropped for a graduate 1078 01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:19,399 like most of his colleagues over 40. 1079 01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:22,119 Meaning he overcompensates by working through lunch. 1080 01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:25,399 It's like looking into Sid's future. 1081 01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:27,759 Shut the fuck up. 1082 01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:30,679 He's a hard-working guy and he's overqualified. 1083 01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:34,159 But with a newborn at home, he hasn't got much room to manoeuvre. 1084 01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:38,799 O-oh. I was starting to feel sorry for him till I saw his Reddit. 1085 01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:43,359 Oh, jeez, my boy's got some anger - issues. - Right? Hey, what about this? 1086 01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:45,759 I was gonna about send a message about the baby, 1087 01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:48,719 but I think this is gonna make him move faster. 1089 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,040 Got him. 1090 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,160 OK. 1091 01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:05,319 Come on. 1092 01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:08,560 Wait, yeah, which one is his desk? Dude's a metalhead, you'll know. 1093 01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:12,879 Those are the grossest stickers I've seen. 1094 01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:15,160 Do you see his keycard? 1095 01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:22,080 Yeah. OK, take the smart card copier, 1096 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:26,199 scan his on it for five seconds, then yours, 1097 01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,879 and you'll have access to every room in the building, OK? 1098 01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:30,759 Mm-hm. 1100 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,119 Come on. 1102 01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:41,519 OK, OK, OK. 1103 01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:43,959 How's Don looking? 1104 01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:45,359 Don't worry about Don, OK? 1105 01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,360 You're killing it. He's nowhere near. 1106 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,759 Say your prayers, we're almost there. 1107 01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:58,799 Right, his office is at the end. 1108 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,679 OK, I can see it, I can see it. 1109 01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:03,079 OK, wait, slow down. Don's secretary coming up. 1110 01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:05,199 I got this. What's her name? 1111 01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:06,439 Her name's Rachel, OK, 1112 01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,999 and she takes her job a little bit too seriously. 1113 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,480 Closest thing to a groupie a tech CEO can get. 1115 01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:18,639 Lindsey? Hi, Rachel. 1116 01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:21,839 Yeah, I'm just downstairs in the lobby. Is dad in? 1117 01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:24,919 Sorry, he stepped out, - but he'll be back. - Oh, that's fine. 1118 01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:27,960 Could you come down? I need to give him something to sign. 1119 01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:30,800 What for? My work. 1120 01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:34,599 Your work? Yeah, my modelling. 1121 01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:39,399 I need a legal guardian - to sign something. - Of course. 1122 01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:41,759 I'll be down as fast as I can. 1123 01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:44,720 OK, bye, bye, bye. Yeah, bye. 1124 01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:49,199 I'm pretty sure she hates you, man. Yeah, well, I'll fucking use it. 1127 01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:23,320 I can't find any CCTV in his office. 1128 01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:27,040 No-one knows what he does in there. 1129 01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:41,999 Holy shit. Don, you are fucking crazy. 1131 01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:46,320 Is that it? 1132 01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:49,960 This has gotta be it, right? 1133 01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:56,159 OK. I think I got it. 1134 01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:59,279 No, he's definitely - more paranoid than that. - OK. 1135 01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:01,320 Uh-h... 1136 01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:12,200 OK, I need a password. 1137 01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:17,839 Yeah, it's Lindsey, capital L and 1138 01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:19,919 then an exclamation mark in the I. 1139 01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:23,319 Is that definitely it? Have you got it? 1140 01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:25,559 OK, and that's why you don't use passwords. 1141 01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:27,479 Hey, sick, sick, sick. 1142 01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:29,919 OK, you've gotta keep her busy down there, Lindsey. 1143 01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:31,319 Stall her, Lindsey. 1145 01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:36,919 Hi, Lindsey. Hi, Rachel. 1146 01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:39,119 So, what is it you want to pass to your dad? 1147 01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:41,319 It's my contract, which has... 1148 01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:42,960 It's seven pages left. Yeah. 1149 01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:47,519 No, hey, Sid, can you slow that down? 1150 01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:50,319 Yeah, let me see. 1151 01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:51,879 Oh, shit. 1152 01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:55,239 OK, that'll buy you some time, Alex. I'll fuck the printer up. 1153 01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:57,279 Oh, OK. 1154 01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:59,679 What's up? Uh, sorry. 1155 01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:01,479 There seems to be an error. 1156 01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:04,160 The printer's just cancelled the job. 1157 01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:07,159 Let me try and fix that. 1158 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:08,719 OK, let's focus, alright? 1159 01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:11,560 Alex, have you got - that USB we gave you? - Yeah, sure. 1161 01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:19,600 OK, it's in. 1162 01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:22,199 OK. 1163 01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:23,479 Oh, shit. 1164 01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:27,360 - He still runs Kali? - I know we're robbing him, but I love this man. 1165 01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:38,959 - Shit, what just happened? - What? What do you mean? What's going on? 1166 01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:41,879 Kyle, he's disappeared. What do you mean he's gone? 1167 01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:44,839 On fucking Find my Friends, - he's gone. - Don't panic. 1168 01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:46,800 Kyle, don't fuck about, man. 1169 01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:50,159 Oh, God, where is he? 1170 01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:52,439 I've got no fucking idea where he is. 1171 01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:53,640 OK, I think I found it. 1172 01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:59,959 Holy shit. What is it? 1173 01:05:59,960 --> 01:06:01,839 Holy shit. Holy shit, what good, bad? 1174 01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:04,439 Yeah, this is terrible. Hurry up, man. 1175 01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:06,559 It's not happy. 1176 01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:08,959 Let me restart that. SID: He's on his way. 1177 01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:12,479 Sorry, but if you could just bring the documents when they're finished. 1178 01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:15,279 Who do you work for? Your father. 1179 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:18,160 Yeah, my father. And I think he'd... Wait, Kyle, is it done? 1180 01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:20,679 I can print the final pages off... 1181 01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:22,159 Almost, almost. 1182 01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:23,919 What do you mean, almost? Hold on. 1183 01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,599 Don't pull this fucking shit again. Hold on 30 seconds. 1184 01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:28,839 You fixed it, right? I can give it one more try. 1185 01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:31,759 ALEX: Come on, Kyle, hurry the fuck up. 1186 01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:34,359 Yeah, we have a shareholders' meeting... 1187 01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:38,879 SID: Fuck, fuck, fuck. He's in the office. 1188 01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:40,639 Oh, for your modelling? 1189 01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:42,879 OK, just stall him, OK? Stall him. 1190 01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:45,319 Lindsey, stall the fuck out of him. 1191 01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:48,999 Yeah, Dad, your assistant - is being a bitch. - Sorry, Don. 1192 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:52,039 I didn't have your daughter - in your calendar. - In his calendar. 1193 01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:54,119 Yeah, Dad, I need you to sign this now. 1194 01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:56,279 Just hold on, all right? 1195 01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:59,319 - SID: Kyle, hurry up. - Kyle, is it done? Have you got it or not? 1196 01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:01,159 DON: I don't have time for this now. 1197 01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:03,199 Have you got it or not? OK, I've got it. 1198 01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:05,999 Get out of there. Make a fucking move. Get out. 1199 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,719 I'm fucking moving. 1200 01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:09,599 Mom was right. 1201 01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:12,200 DON: Yes, Mom's always right. Always right, darling. 1202 01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:15,799 SID: OK, you're going to have to - walk past him. - What? 1203 01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:18,479 No, no way. I need another route. 1204 01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:21,239 Oh, fuck. 1205 01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:23,839 In the top right corner, there's an air vent. Get in it. 1206 01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:25,639 I'm not getting in the air vent. 1207 01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:27,079 OK! 1208 01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:29,359 OK, no, right. Got to be something else. 1209 01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:32,879 At the bottom of the hallway, - there's a fire escape. - Yes, yes. 1210 01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:34,599 That's everything. 1211 01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:37,919 You, you can fuck off. 1212 01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:40,959 And you, Rachel, you can fuck off even more. 1213 01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:42,839 It's a little, little toxic. 1214 01:07:42,840 --> 01:07:44,119 Darling, yeah, OK. 1215 01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:45,919 Alright, I'm done now. 1216 01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:48,479 All right, just fucking wait outside for Alex, OK? 1217 01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:50,639 Shit, he's so close. 1219 01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:59,039 Guys. 1220 01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:00,959 Relax, relax, you're in the clear, OK? 1221 01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:03,559 I forgot the USB. No, you didn't. 1222 01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:05,599 No, you fucking didn't. What? 1223 01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:07,719 We can't go back. He'll get there first. 1224 01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:09,799 No, no, no, Alex, go, go. Alex, do not go. 1225 01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:12,879 If he gets hold of that USB, everything can be traced back to us. 1226 01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:15,439 Just don't go back in there. I'm so fucking stupid. 1227 01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:17,279 No, you're not, you're not. 1228 01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:19,840 OK, all right, where's the fire alarm? 1229 01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:23,199 Find me the fire alarm now. 1230 01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:25,519 I'm trying to. It's fucking automated. 1231 01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:27,839 It's automated. We can't control it. 1232 01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:30,839 OK, the kitchen, is it empty? 1233 01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:31,999 Yeah, go there, yeah. 1234 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:33,720 OK, get her there, get her there. 1235 01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:36,759 Oh, God, he's so close. 1236 01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:39,759 So, you basically just scrunch up a bit of tinfoil 1237 01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:43,640 and spray the microwave full of - deodorant. - Look in the cart. 1238 01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:48,200 What? Why is she wasting time with the cart? 1239 01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:52,959 Guys, what is going on? OK, check the cart for aerosols. 1240 01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,759 Grab them all and spray them inside the microwave. 1241 01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:58,879 Add a piece of metal in there, set it for 30 seconds, and then run. 1242 01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:01,599 Kyle, what the fuck? You can't - be serious. - Just do it, OK? 1243 01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:03,759 Kyle, she can't do that. Just keep going. 1244 01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:05,879 OK, OK, OK... 1245 01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:07,879 Have you done it? Nearly outside. 1246 01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:09,560 Did you do it? Alex? 1248 01:09:16,440 --> 01:09:17,960 OK, did you do it? 1249 01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:21,199 Fuck this. 1250 01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:23,319 CCTV's gone. Alex? 1251 01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:24,759 Alex? Alex, are you there? 1252 01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:26,119 Alex? 1253 01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:29,759 Alex, are you all right? Alex, are you there? 1254 01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,719 Guys, guys. 1256 01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:35,519 Wait, what? Shit. 1257 01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:38,599 Where's Lindsey gone? Just forget about her. 1258 01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:41,120 Who the fuck was that? 1259 01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:44,759 Just go, Alex. I'll find out who that guy is. 1260 01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:47,439 What are you going to do? There's 5,000 people in there. 1261 01:09:47,440 --> 01:09:50,079 How are you gonna find him? Tell me everything we know. 1262 01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:51,839 He was white male. 1263 01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:54,600 Looked to be late teens, early 20s. I don't fucking know. 1264 01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:58,039 OK, where's Don? I can't see Don or Lindsey. 1265 01:09:58,040 --> 01:09:59,759 I don't know what she's going to do. 1266 01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:02,759 OK, OK. All right, just... 1267 01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:06,119 I need more than that, OK? OK, he was brunette. 1268 01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:08,879 He was quite fat. Wearing glasses. He was average height. 1269 01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:10,999 More, more. I need more, guys. I need more. 1270 01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:13,319 - I don't know. - He was outside the finance kitchen. 1271 01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:15,360 That can work. 1272 01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:19,319 Oh my God. All right, all right, all right. 1273 01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:21,559 Coming over here. 1274 01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:24,839 - Oh my God. - All right, fuck, I think I got him. 1275 01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:26,879 Sort him then! 1277 01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:38,399 Hello? Chris, you need to forget everything you saw. 1278 01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:41,319 Yes, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't see anything. I swear. 1279 01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:43,879 No, no, you listen. I speak. I'm sorry. 1280 01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:45,559 I have access to everything 1281 01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:47,519 that you have done or will ever do online. 1282 01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:49,839 I can manipulate it. Please, no. 1283 01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:51,999 I can add anything to your computer 1284 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,559 and it will look like it belongs to you. 1285 01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:56,199 If you ever say anything, 1286 01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:58,519 I will contact everyone you know. 1287 01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:01,599 I swear, I won't say a thing. I wasn't supposed to be here. 1288 01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:04,680 Do you understand what I'm saying? I understand. 1289 01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:08,079 Kyle, what the fuck? He didn't do anything. 1290 01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:12,279 All right, we can't take any chances, OK? Have you got the USB? 1291 01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:13,919 Yes, OK, OK, I got it. I got it. 1292 01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:15,720 I'm leaving. I'm leaving. 1293 01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:19,400 Wait. Wait a second. What? 1294 01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:22,999 How long has that been on? The webcam light. 1295 01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:24,479 Oh, God. 1296 01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:26,079 The webcam light is on. 1297 01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:29,599 He's going to fucking kill us on some pedo island. 1298 01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:32,359 Alex, just get out of there. Just get out of there now. 1299 01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:35,680 - I need to wipe right now. - Alex, just get out of there now. Go. 1300 01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:38,959 I don't think there's time, Alex. Just go! 1301 01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:42,079 You don't have the time. Shit. Shit. 1302 01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:45,279 What just happened? 1303 01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:48,360 Alex. Alex. 1304 01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:53,399 Sid, what can you see? Can you see - anything? - I can't see shit. 1305 01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:54,959 Kyle, what do we do? 1306 01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:56,239 Urm... 1307 01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:58,119 What do we fucking do? 1308 01:11:58,120 --> 01:12:01,279 OK, OK, OK. All right, we just... 1309 01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:03,079 We just need to wipe everything now. 1310 01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:05,319 Sid. Wipe everything now. OK. 1311 01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:07,319 Wipe it now. Go. 1317 01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:50,159 We're sorry. 1318 01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:52,119 You have reached a number that has been 1319 01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:54,680 disconnected or is no longer in service. 1320 01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:11,040 I can't sleep, man. 1321 01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:14,240 We've just got to keep our heads down. 1325 01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:51,439 Yo, what's going on? 1327 01:13:54,880 --> 01:13:56,079 Alex. 1328 01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:59,319 What about her, man? She cut me off. It's a fucking dead end. 1329 01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:04,039 Uh-uh. No, I've been talking to her. 1330 01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:09,799 - What? - It's chill. She says everything's going to be fine. 1331 01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:13,319 It's fine. We're in the clear, bro. What have you told her? 1332 01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:14,679 What have you told her? 1333 01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:17,599 Bro, fucking relax. She added me on her Insta, all right? 1334 01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:20,399 It's chill. 1336 01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:25,039 Oh, no, man, what have you done? 1337 01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:27,479 What are you... What? 1339 01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:31,239 How do you even know it's her? 1340 01:14:31,240 --> 01:14:32,999 Have you FaceTimed her? 1341 01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:35,439 Have you... Have you met up with her in person? 1342 01:14:35,440 --> 01:14:37,880 How do you know you haven't been catfished? 1343 01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:42,000 So you're going to send me those chat logs right now. 1344 01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:48,320 Fuck you, I'm not doing that. You fucking idiot. 1345 01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:52,839 It's all your fucking fault, you - know that. - Shut the fuck up, Sid. 1346 01:14:52,840 --> 01:14:56,799 Just tell me what you said. Oh, you shut the fuck up, prick. 1348 01:14:59,160 --> 01:15:02,479 Fine, whatever, I'll fucking - send it. - OK, all right. 1349 01:15:02,480 --> 01:15:05,159 - Fuck this bullshit. - Give me a fucking second to think. 1350 01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:07,199 You dragged us all into this shit. 1352 01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:13,519 All right. 1353 01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:16,599 I've got to fucking clean up your mess again, haven't I? 1354 01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:18,359 You clean up my mess? 1355 01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:20,119 Bro, you've got no fucking... 1356 01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:23,160 Fuck, Sid! Sid! Shit! 1358 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,519 It's a collectable. 1359 01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:29,400 I'm unarmed, I'm unarmed. Oh, fuck. 1360 01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:32,920 Fuck. 1361 01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:36,040 Come on, Petey. 1362 01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:41,039 Come on, pick up, man. 1363 01:15:41,040 --> 01:15:42,720 Come on, come on, Petey! 1364 01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:46,279 Kyle? Are you expecting someone? 1365 01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:48,799 Mum! Mum, do not let them in! 1366 01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:51,560 Come on, man! 1368 01:15:55,520 --> 01:15:58,119 OK. OK, OK, OK... 1373 01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:17,319 All right. 1374 01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:19,839 OK, OK, OK. 1382 01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:17,599 Fuck's sake, Sid. 1386 01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:44,640 Hey... Er... 1387 01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:46,799 You OK, man? 1389 01:17:48,560 --> 01:17:51,040 No, not really. 1390 01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:55,199 Man, I didn't mean for it to go this far. 1391 01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:57,040 Yeah, I know. 1392 01:18:01,440 --> 01:18:03,239 Where's Alex and Sid? 1393 01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:05,280 Sid got raided and... 1394 01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:08,560 Alex went dark. 1395 01:18:10,080 --> 01:18:12,279 They're saying I could go to jail now. 1396 01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:16,439 If I get a criminal record... Man, just... just rat on me, OK? 1397 01:18:16,440 --> 01:18:18,480 Do what you gotta do. 1399 01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:24,399 They took everything. 1401 01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:28,039 They have the chat logs. 1402 01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:30,240 Hacking, fraud, arson... 1403 01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:34,719 I'm so fucking sorry, man. 1405 01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:46,159 You're lagging like a bitch. 1406 01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:47,720 This is public Wi-Fi. 1407 01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:53,559 Never could play without hacks. 1410 01:19:00,560 --> 01:19:05,079 You know I'd never rat on you. Yeah, well, you should have. 1413 01:19:14,440 --> 01:19:18,479 I can't go to prison, man. Everything I've worked for... 1414 01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:21,719 I can fix this. 1415 01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:23,959 It's over, Kyle. 1416 01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:25,759 Your mom won't stop calling me. 1417 01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:29,840 The police haven't left your house. I don't know what to say. 1418 01:19:31,720 --> 01:19:33,279 Did my dad? 1420 01:19:38,520 --> 01:19:40,319 Stupid question. 1421 01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:42,160 Yeah, fuck him. 1422 01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:48,080 (SOBS) I miss you, bro. 1423 01:19:52,480 --> 01:19:54,480 I'll miss you too, man. 1429 01:20:40,280 --> 01:20:43,200 What's the matter? Ain't you got no-one else left to call? 1430 01:20:59,040 --> 01:21:01,080 You think I'm gonna negotiate with you? 1434 01:21:36,440 --> 01:21:37,920 Last man standing, eh? 1435 01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:42,040 Show me your face. 1436 01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:51,079 OK, now. If you want to see your coin again, 1437 01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:52,520 you need to do what I tell you. 1438 01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:59,759 Look, I'm not here to massage your ego, Kyle. 1439 01:21:59,760 --> 01:22:01,239 OK? 1440 01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:04,639 I think what I want to do is fly you out to Silicon Valley 1441 01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:08,399 and have you join our cyber security team. You'd be heading it up 1442 01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:12,439 in a year on a six-figure salary. Wait. Why me? 1444 01:22:13,920 --> 01:22:16,799 Kyle, listen, if you come and work for me, 1445 01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:18,679 no-one need ever know 1446 01:22:18,680 --> 01:22:21,200 about your involvement in this little caper. 1447 01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:26,479 And what about my friends? 1448 01:22:26,480 --> 01:22:28,680 Fuck 'em. 1449 01:22:30,040 --> 01:22:31,640 I can see the headlines now. 1450 01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:35,279 Sadistic incel 1451 01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:38,999 blackmails billionaire's daughter into terror attack. 1452 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:41,679 OK, but that's not the truth. 1453 01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:47,279 Yeah, but it sounds pretty good, doesn't it? 1454 01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:49,320 Jesus. 1455 01:22:50,240 --> 01:22:53,040 Time to make a decision. I'm offering you a lifeline. 1456 01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:58,480 Come on, let's speed this up a bit. You've got 30 seconds. 29. 1457 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:01,599 28. 1458 01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:04,279 25. 1459 01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:06,320 I can't work for you. 1460 01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:12,280 You watch it? 1461 01:23:18,400 --> 01:23:22,519 I thought I was a piece of shit. 1462 01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:24,639 I always wondered why someone like you 1463 01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:27,800 was so obsessed with untraceable currency. 1464 01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:32,080 Maybe someone who had something to cover up. 1465 01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:35,199 NWTN employees washing up on beaches 1466 01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:37,599 isn't exactly the best look. 1467 01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:40,159 Especially when you're there. 1468 01:23:40,160 --> 01:23:42,239 Come on, mate. 1469 01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:44,399 That's not front page news. 1470 01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:46,920 But more importantly, your daughter. 1472 01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:54,439 It wasn't some ex-Mossad agent trying to sign up for them. 1473 01:23:54,440 --> 01:23:56,479 No, it was your fucked up daughter. 1475 01:23:58,680 --> 01:24:00,159 Going a step too far. 1476 01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:01,959 Happy Birthday! 1480 01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:14,359 That's why you cut her off. 1481 01:24:14,360 --> 01:24:17,760 You paid everyone off and got the story sealed with NDAs. 1482 01:24:22,080 --> 01:24:25,200 Now, 25 mil is a lot of money. 1483 01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:29,560 But somehow I think that this might be more valuable to you. 1484 01:24:32,280 --> 01:24:34,640 The only person you're fucking is yourself. 1485 01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:39,280 Maybe I am. 1486 01:24:40,320 --> 01:24:42,799 OK, and you know what? Maybe I already was, 1487 01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:44,960 but this isn't about me anymore. 1488 01:24:50,160 --> 01:24:54,519 59, 58, 57. 1489 01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:56,919 I transferred the 25 mil back into your account, 1490 01:24:56,920 --> 01:24:59,519 but this ends here. 1491 01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:01,399 I did it alone. 1492 01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:04,519 And you don't know anybody else. 1493 01:25:04,520 --> 01:25:07,719 Don't think I haven't got this backed up in a hundred other places. 1494 01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:09,880 Send or delete. 1495 01:25:11,280 --> 01:25:13,000 It's your call. 1496 01:25:17,560 --> 01:25:19,560 Fucking hell, it's a deal. 1497 01:25:23,760 --> 01:25:25,479 Better put your hands in the air 1498 01:25:25,480 --> 01:25:28,039 and hope that's the police coming and not my people. 1500 01:25:47,840 --> 01:25:49,359 Fox, barn, meadow, tree, 1501 01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:51,239 whisper, canyon, ocean, orbit, 1502 01:25:51,240 --> 01:25:53,119 curtain, forest, trick, sunset. 1503 01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:54,759 Fox, barn, meadow, tree, 1504 01:25:54,760 --> 01:25:56,439 whisper, canyon, ocean, orbit, 1505 01:25:56,440 --> 01:25:58,599 curtain, forest, trick, sunset. 1506 01:25:58,600 --> 01:26:00,159 Fox, barn, meadow, tree, 1507 01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:04,559 whisper, canyon, ocean, orbit, curtain, forest, trick, sunset. 1509 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:13,119 Four teenagers were arrested for the theft 1510 01:26:13,120 --> 01:26:16,719 of over 25 million dollars in cryptocurrency 1511 01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:19,119 from tech entrepreneur Don Heard. 1512 01:26:19,120 --> 01:26:23,799 Whilst charges were dropped for Peter Le and Alexandra Kemp, 1513 01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:27,519 one Sidney Daniels has fled the country before further questioning. 1514 01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:30,639 And Kyle Peters, who has been coined Lil Al Capone, 1515 01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:32,839 remains detained. 1516 01:26:32,840 --> 01:26:34,559 Mr Heard refused to comment. 1517 01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:38,159 I'm in hot water with the British Government. You won't put that out? 1518 01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:41,359 But has reportedly filed a hundred million pound lawsuit 1519 01:26:41,360 --> 01:26:43,719 against Four Mobile. 1520 01:26:43,720 --> 01:26:46,159 To discuss this story further with us 1521 01:26:46,160 --> 01:26:48,240 is his daughter, Lindsey Heard. 1522 01:26:49,240 --> 01:26:51,399 I don't want to be known as a victim, 1523 01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:53,200 but I just felt so violated. 1524 01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:57,479 And I think if we've learnt anything as a family, 1525 01:26:57,480 --> 01:26:59,640 it's the importance of cyber security. 1526 01:27:07,240 --> 01:27:10,880 I then have to turn to consider aggravating factors. 1527 01:27:12,080 --> 01:27:16,359 However, there is considerable additional mitigation 1528 01:27:16,360 --> 01:27:19,760 in relation to your upbringing and your experiences as a child. 1529 01:27:20,720 --> 01:27:22,239 The sentence I pass upon you 1530 01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:25,720 is therefore one with a minimum term of one year and eight months. 1531 01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:27,640 Mr Peters. 1532 01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:31,760 Mr Peters. 1533 01:27:32,680 --> 01:27:34,999 Mr Peters, to repeat the question, 1534 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:36,679 what was going through your mind 1535 01:27:36,680 --> 01:27:39,040 when you decided to commit these acts? 1536 01:27:40,600 --> 01:27:44,240 I tried to fill a void. You know, of an absent father. 1537 01:27:46,120 --> 01:27:49,840 I sought validation through self-destructive behaviour online. 1538 01:27:52,360 --> 01:27:53,879 I was angry. 1539 01:27:53,880 --> 01:27:58,120 OK, I'm going to share my screen with everyone now. 1540 01:27:59,400 --> 01:28:00,879 Can we confirm you've returned 1541 01:28:00,880 --> 01:28:04,080 all the stolen money to prosecutor number 4637? 1542 01:28:06,080 --> 01:28:07,960 If he's pressing no further charges. 1543 01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:13,079 And do you have any undisclosed digital items 1544 01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:16,960 or additional information relevant - to this investigation? - None. 1545 01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:26,999 If there's no more questions, we can consider this investigation closed. 1547 01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:31,319 Congratulations, Mr Peters. 1548 01:28:31,320 --> 01:28:33,359 Welcome back to the World Wide Web. 1549 01:28:33,360 --> 01:28:34,959 Recording stopped. 1551 01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:42,999 Fox, barn, meadow, tree, 1552 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:46,439 whisper, canyon, ocean, orbit, 1553 01:28:46,440 --> 01:28:49,680 curtain, forest, trick, sunset. 102636

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