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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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- So, Copper River next week then?
- [MAN] Sounds good.
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- Is that a promise?
- You bet.
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[CHUCKLING] All right, fingers
crossed. Tell Theresa I said hi.
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[MAN] Thanks. Will do, Love.
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[JOE] I'm an optimist.
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And that, Love, is why I'm gonna say,
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"I can't wait to tell
our story to our kids".
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I know, it's hardly begun,
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but it's how I've always been.
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Even as a kid, one glance from a girl
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and I was trying out
my last name with hers.
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I don't think that's wrong.
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I think love should come out of
nowhere, sweep you up completely.
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But let's not conflate
optimism with certitude.
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I've learned some hard lessons,
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fools do rush in.
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And I've been the fool more than once.
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If I'm honest, I saw red flags
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and explained them away.
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I wanted love so badly,
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which is why I have to
see with clear eyes now.
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You know what? I'm
gonna wait for the kings.
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- [MAN] Okay.
- Which is, like, soon?
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[JOE] Find those flags
before we've gone too far.
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What's her name?
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- Cindy.
- Cindy?
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[JOE] And this isn't to say
I'm not optimistic, so...
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our story, I suppose
it begins a week ago.
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["POISON" BY GEMS PLAYING]
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♪ All this time I was trying to find ♪
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♪ Some drug to fill this hole ♪
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♪ It was my mistake to trust in fate ♪
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♪ To show me the way to go ♪
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[JOE] I got here,
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and within minutes, I knew...
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I'm in a strange land.
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Duck-lipped,
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stoned, suspiciously happy
lemmings everywhere you look.
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This guy, LA in a nutshell:
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the Unabomber with a three-picture deal.
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Welcome to a city where
people trying to disappear
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aren't actually trying.
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Can I get a selfie with you?
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Yeah, sure.
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[JOE] Poor guy.
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- [SHUTTER CLICKS]
- Must really hate all the attention.
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- All right, have a good one.
- [WOMAN] Hendy, can I get one?
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[JOE] And then there was me,
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the one in four million not
wanting to be discovered.
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[LOVE LAUGHING]
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All right.
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[JOE] Step one in my effort...
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tacos
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with a man with a means
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to bring a new, unlocatable
me into existence,
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at least according to his
carefully worded ad on Craigslist.
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Ever think how basically
everything now is GMO frankenfood?
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Like... like, what exactly
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is all of this hacked corn
doing to our epigenetics, right?
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[JOE] Apparently,
California's got its own brand
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of conspiracy theorists.
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Yes, take caution, lest you
have a less-clean liver.
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... you can give pigs fresh air so they
don't even need antibiotics.
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Just a thought.
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- Cages are never the answer.
- Totally, never.
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So, [CLEARS THROAT,
CHUCKLES] what I need...
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I got you.
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Get out, no trace.
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If I want to leave today,
say... say, to Mexico...
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Great choice.
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Food's cleaner, cheap,
you'll love living there.
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But I can't stay forever.
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I have unfinished business here.
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But would not recommend a return trip.
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[JOE] Getting out to escape
Candace was imperative,
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but so too was the option to return
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and actually deal with
her when I was ready.
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What I need is something
more comprehensive.
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[CHUCKLING] Okay.
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Here's the deal.
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Truly airtight, livable
ID takes... years.
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The Will you see before you,
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I micro-tweezed like
a bonsai for a decade.
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I'm employable.
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Background check me,
good luck not dozing off.
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Actual face online?
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No, can't find it.
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But google me and I feel real.
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And that, my friend, is a labor of love
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far too intensive to
even put a price on.
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Okay, I get it.
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I appreciate you can
even help me at all.
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Uh, so do you have it with you or... ?
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Follow me.
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[JOE] I realized that
with my Candace issues,
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buying what this guy had
to offer wasn't enough,
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and I didn't have ten years to
methodically sculpt a new identity.
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You got the benefit
of being a white dude.
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No one ever suspects
shit when it's a white dude.
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[THUD]
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[JOE] I realized I needed to be him.
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[OPENING MUSIC PLAYING]
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[JOE] Will seems okay for a guy
who's been in a box for a week.
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Without Mr. Mooney's help
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it took two full days to
put this thing together.
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Stressful doing it with
Will watching me, tied up.
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[WILL] You should be
so proud of yourself.
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Three quarter-inch plexi's a beast.
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Yet those edges are a thing of beauty.
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... attention to detail...
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I gotta think Mooney would be impressed.
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I'm guessing it
represents more to you too.
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Safe space, perhaps?
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One you felt you needed as
a child for protection...
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I know everyone in this town
likes to talk about their feelings,
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so if you want a therapy session...
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tell me about Jasper.
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Look at you now.
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Able to put yourself on the outside,
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that must be so empowering...
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Who... is Jasper?
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Come on.
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He said you have something of his.
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He's looking for me.
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- Cannot keep me in here, Joe.
- I told you, this is temporary.
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Then what is the plan?
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I'm... Look, I didn't...
I'm... I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I didn't... I didn't think.
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I acted.
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It was an emergency.
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- [CHUCKLES] You can let me out.
- That's great, I would love to.
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Let's just figure out a way
to do that safely for us both.
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As soon as Jasper goes away.
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See, you're not hearing me.
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This cage isn't great.
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[WILL CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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I need light.
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I need my meds.
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This isn't gonna be good for you.
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If you want me to consider your needs...
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just tell me what this guy wants.
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Jasper Krenn.
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Met him on what a layperson might
term "the dark web", all right?
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Not even a client. I
looked into the guy...
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didn't like, turned down the gig.
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So you've never even met?
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[WILL LAUGHS] No.
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He doesn't know what I look like,
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so he won't know that you're
just some random asshole
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who hit me in the head with
a brick and stole my life,
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if that's what you're asking.
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Okay, okay.
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Okay, hold... hold on, hold on. You...
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You charge a fee...
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in advance of meeting.
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You didn't give him his money back.
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That is probably correct.
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You have to pay him back.
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[WILL CHUCKLES]
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I'd love to help, but I spent it.
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And my earning potential is somewhat
curtailed by being in a cage.
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How much do you owe?
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[JOE] Three thousand dollars.
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It's no problem.
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It's just 2,700 more than I had
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due to the lack of planning
that preceded my departure.
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Teach a man to fish...
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you feed him for a lifetime.
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Teach him how to make
a counterfeit book,
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and maybe, just maybe...
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he can cobble together a
little something worth...
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Three grand.
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Best I can do.
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[JOE SIGHS]
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Three grand it is.
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[JOE] I'll admit, bar was low.
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Mooney would have thrown
the thing back at me,
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had me do it 50 more times.
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Fortunately, an LA bookseller
is practically an oxymoron.
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At least now I'd be able to send
this Jasper fella on his way,
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get back to our story:
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you...
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the person who may
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just make paying a $3,000 toll
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to stay in this urban Gomorrah
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worth it.
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If only you weren't such an early riser.
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It's becoming clear,
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the more I see of you,
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the harder it is to see you clearly.
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If I don't want to get hurt,
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I have to keep a distance till
I've done my due diligence.
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[LOVE] Hey!
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[LOVE GIGGLES]
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You keep wandering off. Here.
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[JOE] Though that's hard when
you keep inviting me to things.
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I just didn't want to get in your way.
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Oh, that's impossible.
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Wow!
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Look at that opah.
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- Is that Ecuadorian or local? Thank you.
- [SELLER] Local.
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[STUTTERING] I know you're making
all of this up to impress me.
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You don't have to try so hard.
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If you told me that fish was
an alien, I would believe you.
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[LOVE LAUGHS]
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No, that's why it's good
you took me up on this.
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For a guy who works at Anavrin,
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you sorely lack an understanding
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of the pescatarian lifestyle. [GIGGLES]
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I'm a pescatarian ignoramus.
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Are you okay? You look a little...
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Mmm.
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- [LOVE GIGGLES]
- [JOE] No.
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Too soon, too much, too good.
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Yeah, I just wanted to stop
thinking about it and just do it.
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Interested?
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Hate the idea?
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I'm sorry, what did you say?
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Lunch today.
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My friends.
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I think we should just
rip the Band-Aid off.
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They're very LA, but they're also great,
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and... they're important to me.
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So...
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[JOE] And now you want
me to meet your friends?
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I really, really need a
clinical distance. No.
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I'd love to.
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[JOE] Shit.
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[FORTY ECHOING] Earth to Spock.
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Come in, Spock.
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[CHUCKLES] Where'd you go, old sport?
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You had that look like when
Keanu sees the black cat.
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"Oh. Glitch in the Matrix".
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[JOE] We kissed and I saw
the ghost of Guinevere Beck,
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my Matrix is glitching.
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
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Yeah, uh, no.
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I'm... I'm fine, thanks.
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You know what?
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Let's see here.
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How about we move the
women's lit display?
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Like, why are we separating them?
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That's sexist. Right?
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And besides, I woke up with
a completely brilliant idea.
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- What's the idea?
- Movies.
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- On loop in... in the bookstore.
- [JOE] Oh, no.
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Movies that are... wait for it...
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also books.
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[JOE] Kill it with fire.
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It's a great idea.
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- Dope movies like Pulp Fiction.
- [JOE] Not based on a book.
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- Whichever of the Star Wars...
- [JOE] Again...
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00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,167
Fifty Shades, obviously.
255
00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:53,503
[JOE] One for three, marginally.
256
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,225
We are gonna sell so many books,
257
00:11:55,226 --> 00:11:57,007
it is going to blow your fucking mind.
258
00:11:57,008 --> 00:12:00,135
- Can't wait.
- So just come clean this up,
259
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,428
set up the screen,
260
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:04,098
and when it all looks so
cute you wanna fuck it,
261
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,724
holla at your boy.
262
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,267
Namaste.
263
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,481
[CALVIN] I'm sorry,
264
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,025
did you think this was a real bookstore?
265
00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,319
Bless your heart.
266
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,029
It's cute.
267
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,956
Hey, Bettelheim?
268
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:31,541
[ELLIE] Jasper.
269
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:35,879
He said that you had something
that you wanted to give back.
270
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,380
[JOE] This is Jasper?
271
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,758
He looks like a manager
at a comic book store.
272
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,426
Sorry, who you looking for?
273
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:44,221
Well, you, Mr., uh, Will B. [CHUCKLES]
274
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,598
Girl at your apartment
said you worked here.
275
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,558
Did she mention that
I left word for you?
276
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,102
I'm... I'm sorry. [CHUCKLES] I'm Jasper.
277
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,716
Oh, right. Man, I have been
having trouble reaching you.
278
00:12:53,717 --> 00:12:56,274
I'm sorry, my phone's
been weird, you know?
279
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,734
But here, your money.
280
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:58,735
Here.
281
00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:01,821
[SCOFFS]
282
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,325
- It should all be there.
- All 50 grand?
283
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:06,701
[JOE] I'm sorry, 50?!
284
00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:08,662
That's some of it, I got
to liquidate the rest.
285
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,914
Oh. Oh, it's okay. [LAUGHS]
286
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,125
But I'll need it today.
Is that still all right?
287
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:14,959
That's great.
288
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:16,795
Perfect.
289
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,254
[JASPER CHUCKLES]
290
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:19,673
Hey, one other thing, uh...
291
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:20,715
- Sure.
- Check this out.
292
00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:22,076
- Wanna show you something.
- What?
293
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,177
What are you doing?
294
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:27,430
- [JOE GRUNTING]
- [SHUSHES]
295
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,599
It's okay, it's okay. Squeeze hard.
296
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,226
Right at the knuckle, a little higher.
297
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,353
Good. Good, good, good, good good.
298
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:34,813
Now...
299
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,189
I'm gonna need you to...
300
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,817
just gotta hold that for me.
301
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,985
Great, and, uh...
302
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:42,445
drop her in there.
303
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:43,489
There you go.
304
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:47,200
Now, over at St. Henry's they
have a fantastic microsurgeon,
305
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,284
Dr. Daniel.
306
00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:50,328
As long as you're there
in the next 10, 12 hours,
307
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,996
good chance it'll reattach.
308
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,499
Provided you have this. So...
309
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,584
give me a call when you
have the rest of the money.
310
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,462
Probably sooner better
than later, I'd think.
311
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:00,536
Good to finally meet you, Will.
312
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,137
[JOE EXCLAIMS IN PAIN]
313
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,555
[JOE] This is bad.
314
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,849
Easily leave-town bad.
315
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:14,520
But this is your town,
Love, and I can't leave you.
316
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,939
[STORAGE DOOR RATTLES]
317
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:21,068
It's 50 thousand, Will! It's not three!
318
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:24,821
Can we please talk about the
$47,000 discrepancy?
319
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,699
Can we talk about my hand?
320
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:28,367
[JOE] Oh, no.
321
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,952
[SOBBING] I told you everything.
322
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,371
I told you everything,
and now it's too late.
323
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:36,791
[JOE] I admit, I thought his
whole "needing meds" thing
324
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,919
- was a ploy.
- Fuck Jasper.
325
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,673
He's just some asshole
Russian mafia-adjacent wanker.
326
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,716
Were you even followed?
327
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,635
How would you even know, you amateur!
328
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,012
They've found me and it's over
329
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,931
and you exposed us and now they're...
330
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,099
[WILL SOBS]
331
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,104
Oh... okay.
332
00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:01,150
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
333
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,361
Oh... Will?
334
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,488
[WILL PANTING]
335
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:07,489
Hey, buddy.
336
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,576
Do you have any money
anywhere? Think, Will, think.
337
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:14,537
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Will, listen
to me, no one knows you're here.
338
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:18,125
No one can take care of you if
the guy you stole from murders me.
339
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:19,794
Am I making sense?
340
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:25,965
Rufus...
341
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,802
he owes me 50 large.
342
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,386
He's good, he just...
343
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,806
Text him the code word.
344
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,765
This is important.
345
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,391
When I was eight, I broke my arm,
346
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:38,019
and they put a pin in it
and it's been transmitting,
347
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,063
so don't you go to the hospital.
348
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,900
They will chip you like
a dog, you understand me?
349
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,820
Thank you so much for caring, Will.
350
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,656
I can and I will neutralize
that chip for you.
351
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:50,657
Okay.
352
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,369
What was that code word?
353
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:59,666
[JOE] Apparently, Rufus is
someone who conveniently owes Will
354
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,209
50 large.
355
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,044
[PHONE CHIMES]
356
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,129
While this feels too easy,
357
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,967
right about now the universe
owes me a little easy.
358
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,680
Spoke too soon.
359
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,975
That's not gonna work.
I have a lunch with you.
360
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:23,940
12-2.
361
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,068
[JOE] And I hate Rufus.
362
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,236
Damn it.
363
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,823
I have to cancel our lunch, Love.
364
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:38,372
For the record, I'm opening sobbing.
365
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,333
[BUZZING]
366
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:46,504
- Hey.
- Just calling to hear if you were crying.
367
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,531
- You sound fine.
- Crying on the inside.
368
00:16:48,532 --> 00:16:49,549
I'm sorry.
369
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:52,635
[JOE] You're direct. You do what you
feel. You just pick up the phone.
370
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,178
I'm just sorry I'm not gonna see you.
371
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,889
[JOE] This is how you handle rejection.
372
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,766
You want me to not feel
bad about blowing you off.
373
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,435
What can I say? Forty's a dick.
374
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:01,936
He sent me on a run to Alhambra
375
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,940
to get a sample of the
competition's compostable picnicware.
376
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,567
Forty said that?
377
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,480
Well, my coven's gonna be, uh...
378
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,032
sad they don't get to meet you today.
379
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,075
Yikes. Please don't let them hex me.
380
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:18,244
I'm sorry, I wanted to be there.
381
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:19,579
Yeah, I know, me too.
382
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:20,664
Talk later, 'kay?
383
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,257
[JOE] Wanted to be there so much
384
00:17:24,258 --> 00:17:26,277
I decided I had to at least
drop by, you know?
385
00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:30,549
I don't have the time to join you,
but I can spare a few minutes.
386
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:35,762
Especially when I've learned how
friends say so much about a person.
387
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,180
Will can't make it.
388
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,057
- He's sorry he can't be here.
- No.
389
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,351
[JOE] Like how influenced
you are by their opinion,
390
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:44,479
- how much they secretly run your life.
- [MALE FRIEND] I'm bummed.
391
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,731
I was so ready to meet
your new man-friend.
392
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,942
And by "meet", Gabe means
"judge and deem unworthy".
393
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,778
[GABE] I'm sorry, who
are you talking about?
394
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:53,947
[JOE] Lucy Sprecher.
395
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,991
She met Love at a
rally for LGBTQ rights.
396
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:59,243
Back then, Lucy was an unpaid intern.
397
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,151
Now she's a social savvy power agent
398
00:18:01,152 --> 00:18:02,622
whose clients include all the Jennifers,
399
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,334
the Kates, and the EU's
top-selling Instagram poet.
400
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,753
- [FEMALE FRIEND] Okay, okay, okay!
- [GABE] She is coming for me!
401
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,588
[LOVE'S FRIENDS LAUGHING]
402
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,757
Just ignore Lucy, she hates everyone.
403
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,593
Please ignore Sunrise. She
overcompensates for my bitch face.
404
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,428
Yeah, I do, babe. You're welcome.
405
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:20,056
- [LUCY] I love it.
- [GABE] Okay. Okay, have you...
406
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,057
[JOE] Here we go.
407
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:25,603
Sunrise Darshan
Cummings, Lucy's partner.
408
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,481
Ironically never met of
sunset she didn't like.
409
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:29,816
Stay-at-home mommy blogger,
410
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:33,778
and Earth guide to their
adorable toddler, Candle.
411
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,155
Sunrise cannot be this happy
412
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:38,408
unless blending functional
mushrooms in your almond latte
413
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,034
is the grail we have all been seeking.
414
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:43,747
They source it from this
incredible biodynamic flaxseed guy.
415
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,083
[JOE] Whatever that meant.
416
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,668
Gabe Miranda.
417
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,044
Small business owner,
418
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:53,131
which in his case means a
pansexual acupuncturist.
419
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,426
"Student", air quotes, of psychedelics.
420
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:59,971
Mostly dates men, but does something
I'm not gonna try to pronounce,
421
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,556
that's essentially...
422
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,058
fingering women to orgasm
on a pile of yoga pillows
423
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,769
packaged as a spiritual practice.
424
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:07,855
And you and Gabe
425
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:09,605
go back the farthest.
426
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:10,940
Besties.
427
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,943
So, this Is the Love squad.
428
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,903
Teeth-achingly, hippy-dippy,
429
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:17,739
unaware of the glaring privilege,
430
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,783
driving their so-called
conscious choices.
431
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,660
Do they secretly want to sleep with you?
432
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:23,911
Own you?
433
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,288
Steal you away?
434
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:26,456
To Paris?
435
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:28,416
- [GABE] Oh, my God.
- [LOVE] Will and I kissed.
436
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,709
- You kissed?
- [LOVE] Yeah.
437
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:30,710
I love that.
438
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,378
I wish Will did,
439
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:35,173
'cause I'm pretty sure I scared
him and now he's avoiding me.
440
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,467
[JOE] And this is it, this
is when I get annihilated.
441
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,969
Well, then maybe he's an idiot
who should go fuck himself.
442
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,138
[SUNRISE] Okay, or maybe he's shy.
443
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,123
Love can be a little forthright.
444
00:19:44,124 --> 00:19:45,141
Compliment.
445
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:48,478
So maybe the idea of meeting three
more of us is genuinely scary.
446
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,521
You're soft.
447
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:51,815
- Am I too forthright?
- No.
448
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:55,026
- Real men love that shit.
- Right.
449
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,362
Let's focus on what is
actually important here.
450
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,198
Which is... ?
451
00:20:01,747 --> 00:20:03,958
That your heart maybe
wants back in the game.
452
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:07,956
Maybe it's time.
453
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,002
I just, um... like him.
454
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,586
Aww!
455
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,840
I know I don't talk about...
456
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:18,759
James much.
457
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,970
I just really thought, you know...
458
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,013
I met my soulmate,
459
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,266
and that's done, and...
460
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,977
so the rest of my life
will be, like, you know...
461
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,688
Oh, honey, I know.
462
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,649
No, no, I'm...
463
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,650
It's fine.
464
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,944
But no one excites me,
465
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,238
you know, no one makes me miss them...
466
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,323
like James.
467
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:44,827
But now I'll just be doing something...
468
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:48,037
- random and I'll miss Will.
- [LUCY] Aw!
469
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,998
- I don't even know him.
- [SUNRISE CHUCKLING]
470
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:54,253
- Am I being crazy?
- [GABE] Oh, no.
471
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,255
No, I think that maybe...
472
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,715
maybe you're falling for him a tiny bit.
473
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,843
- That's so terrifying.
- [FRIENDS LAUGHING]
474
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:04,804
Aw. That's why we're
here for you, beautiful.
475
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:07,140
[GABE] Waitress, bring
us all the desserts!
476
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:09,100
- I want 'em all!
- [CHUCKLING] No!
477
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,101
Sorry.
478
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,687
[JOE] I take it all back.
479
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,814
I love your friends.
480
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,440
And I see you, Love,
481
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:19,319
I hear you, and...
[STUTTERING] I get it now.
482
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:30,205
[JOE EXCLAIMS]
483
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:36,003
[JOE] Am I losing my mind?
484
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,383
[REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING]
485
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,555
[JOE] Hell, I've arrived.
486
00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,224
It's called the San Fernando Valley.
487
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:52,560
At the borders of which anyone
with an architect's degree
488
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:53,937
is apparently denied entry.
489
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:56,190
A party...
490
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,316
at noon...
491
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,151
on a Tuesday.
492
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,154
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]
493
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,705
[JOE] Well, I'm glad these
people found each other.
494
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,708
Look forward to never
seeing them again.
495
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:25,426
[JOE] It'd be great if I had
the faintest fucking clue
496
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,804
what this Rufus guy looks like.
497
00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:29,931
Hey.
498
00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:31,391
I'm sorry to bother you.
499
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,145
Would you happen to know
if there's a Rufus here?
500
00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:36,897
Are you John Mayer?
501
00:22:38,507 --> 00:22:39,523
No.
502
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:40,942
No, I'm Will. I'm looking...
503
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:42,318
There you are, bitch.
504
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,528
He's not John Mayer.
505
00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:46,990
You're a manwhore, John Mayer.
506
00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:52,412
[PARTY MUSIC, INDISTINCT CHATTER]
507
00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:55,873
[JOE] I'm guessing
they won't be any help.
508
00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:57,667
Oh, my God, look over there.
509
00:22:57,668 --> 00:23:00,587
Oh, my God. It's totally him.
510
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:03,714
[JOE] Hold on.
511
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,884
- That's airport guy.
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
512
00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:08,102
What's he doing here?
513
00:23:08,103 --> 00:23:09,866
What is it about this
guy that makes people
514
00:23:09,867 --> 00:23:11,389
act like they're in a customs line
515
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,598
with an ass full of heroin?
516
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,267
No, it's Hendy.
517
00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:16,270
You gotta get a picture
of him with me in it.
518
00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:18,396
[JOE] Hendy?
519
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:19,897
Hendy.
520
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:20,941
Okay, Hendy.
521
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,234
Comedian.
522
00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:27,406
AKA Henderson. FKA Josh Bunter.
523
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,368
Kicked cancer. Interesting.
524
00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:34,579
Is ostentatiously zen
about it. Predictable.
525
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,833
Wait a second, this is Vacuum Guy?
526
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,043
Ethan loved this gag.
527
00:23:41,461 --> 00:23:42,753
Oh!
528
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,672
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
529
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:45,757
Brexit!
530
00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:48,134
Right?
531
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,218
[JOE] Apparently,
532
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:52,546
Hendy's got a hard-life-lessons
man-of-the-people thing
533
00:23:52,547 --> 00:23:53,631
working for him.
534
00:23:58,939 --> 00:24:00,563
Apartment three?
535
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,356
[JOE] Oh, great.
536
00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:05,067
[CHUCKLING] Is this party
gonna get any more weird?
537
00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:07,611
- What happened to your hand?
- Uh... Oh, it's...
538
00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:10,740
Oh, you're really not from here.
I asked, but I actually don't care.
539
00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:13,409
I've been up for two days chasing
that whole Jared Padalecki thing,
540
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:16,078
but he's been laying low,
so I kind of detoured here
541
00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:18,539
to find this hairstylist, Kido.
542
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:19,874
Word has it he can confirm...
543
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,536
[JOE] Really couldn't
care less about Kido
544
00:24:21,537 --> 00:24:23,419
or why Delilah's here at all.
545
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:26,714
If anything, I've only got more
reason to get the hell out of here.
546
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:29,050
... Rufus who knows the owner
of this house who's a producer
547
00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:31,678
- and he knows Kido...
- Wait, I'm sorry, did you say Rufus?
548
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,804
Yeah, my girl Tanika knows him.
549
00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:36,015
The friend I'm looking
for has a buddy, Rufus.
550
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:38,560
Could you... could you
maybe point him out for me?
551
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:40,645
You're kidding me.
552
00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,023
[HENDY] Delilah.
553
00:24:45,692 --> 00:24:47,234
Hey, long time.
554
00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:48,235
You look great.
555
00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:50,946
I look like a walking red-eye from
Pittsburgh, but you look great.
556
00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:53,491
- What are you doing here?
- Just working on a piece.
557
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,659
'Course you are. Always the
smartest girl in the room.
558
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:58,079
Yep. It's exhausting.
559
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,538
Yeah.
560
00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:01,665
What, d'you go for the
president's curly fries?
561
00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:03,167
Sorry, this is Will.
562
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,711
Hi. No, it was an accident at work.
563
00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:08,714
It might need surgery, but
it's, uh, you know, it's okay.
564
00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:10,549
Well, if you do, Dr. Daniel
565
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:12,259
at St. Henry's Medical Center.
566
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:15,429
Uh, if you go, tell him we're
friends and he'll hook you up.
567
00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:18,015
Thank you. Thanks.
Really, I appreciate that.
568
00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,558
- Yeah.
- [WOMAN] Hendy!
569
00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:22,687
Uh... excuse me, guys.
Great to see you, gorgeous.
570
00:25:27,580 --> 00:25:29,021
Well!
571
00:25:29,022 --> 00:25:30,530
He seems pretty great.
572
00:25:30,531 --> 00:25:32,825
Drool a little more,
it's a good look on you.
573
00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:35,491
Did he come up in one of your pieces?
574
00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:38,953
Meaning is there shit on him? Scoop?
575
00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:41,914
- Inquiring minds want to know?
- Never mind. If you don't want...
576
00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,707
Let me just give you the
Idiot's Guide, okay?
577
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,376
Being famous...
578
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:46,795
don't make you magic.
579
00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:50,256
Cover shit in gold, it's
just super shiny shit.
580
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:52,174
[CHUCKLING] I had a
feeling you might know that,
581
00:25:52,175 --> 00:25:54,719
but I was wrong, and now I pity you.
582
00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:57,555
- Excuse me.
- Hold on. You gonna point out Rufus?
583
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:58,836
You're a big boy. Figure it out.
584
00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:00,766
- Hey.
- Yeah?
585
00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:02,685
- Rufus would like his Negroni.
- All right.
586
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:03,728
Thank you.
587
00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:13,988
Hi.
588
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,281
Excuse me.
589
00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:16,282
Rufus?
590
00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:17,533
Oh, you found me.
591
00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:18,534
Yes.
592
00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:20,453
Hey, lose the clothes if it's all right.
593
00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:22,288
Hope you like Air Supply.
594
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:25,875
I'm kind of kind of on a
ballad jag right now. [CHUCKLES]
595
00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:28,795
- [RUFUS CLEARS THROAT]
- [GUITAR STRUMMING]
596
00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:33,716
You look different than
your picture on the app.
597
00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:34,884
It's Todd, right?
598
00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:38,004
[CHUCKLES] Actually, I'm
here for "Battlestar".
599
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,514
- You're not Will.
- No.
600
00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:42,558
He told me to use the code word.
601
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:43,767
I'm helping him out.
602
00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:44,827
[RUFUS LAUGHS]
603
00:26:44,828 --> 00:26:46,979
Here I'm about to blow you.
604
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:48,689
[JOE CHUCKLES]
605
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:50,025
I got your shit in my bag.
606
00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:55,405
There you go.
607
00:26:58,366 --> 00:26:59,992
It's okay if I count it?
608
00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:01,077
You shittin' me?
609
00:27:08,502 --> 00:27:10,044
These are pills.
610
00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:11,337
Same ones, man.
611
00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:13,172
But faster acting.
612
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:14,798
I got a new source in Quebec.
613
00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:16,842
What about the 50 grand?
614
00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:17,843
The 50 grand?
615
00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:22,516
Would you settle for that blowjob?
616
00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:34,151
[JOE] It turns out Rufus
has been supplying OG Will
617
00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:36,237
with off-brand Canadian meds
618
00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:39,114
for a rather severe bipolar disorder.
619
00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:41,283
Explains so much.
620
00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:42,368
[GATE SLIDES OPEN]
621
00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:45,829
[JOE] Evidently, Will
kept just enough of a grip
622
00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:47,581
to turn me into his TaskRabbit.
623
00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:49,416
But hey, he needs them.
624
00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:52,045
[WILL] Nope, I won't
take 'em. Flush 'em!
625
00:27:55,131 --> 00:27:56,216
Keep your poison.
626
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,300
What do you mean?
627
00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:00,053
I went to the Valley for you.
628
00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:04,874
[JOE] Farewell to that small part
of Will aspiring to sanity, I guess.
629
00:28:04,875 --> 00:28:05,933
You'll feel better.
630
00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:08,978
Yeah, then you take 'em, fucker,
'cause I don't believe you.
631
00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:10,980
You should believe me!
632
00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:12,899
Believe me when I tell you...
633
00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:15,401
I could hand you to Jasper.
634
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,320
I wouldn't have your problems anymore.
635
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,621
[JOE] Learned something today.
636
00:28:27,622 --> 00:28:29,915
Screaming at crazy
637
00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:31,459
can reopen a wound.
638
00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:35,088
Love, this is trial by fire for you.
639
00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:40,427
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
640
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:49,239
[LOVE] Hey, I really
think we need to talk.
641
00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:50,811
[JOE] Oh.
642
00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:53,272
Hey.
643
00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:54,273
Hey.
644
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,942
Oh, my God! What happened?
645
00:28:56,943 --> 00:28:58,193
Oh, it's... it's nothing.
646
00:28:58,194 --> 00:28:59,987
- Oh, no, what did you do?
- No, it's fine.
647
00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:02,490
It's a cut, it's nothing. What
do you want to talk to me about?
648
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,288
You lied to me.
649
00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,457
- What?
- Lunch.
650
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:12,958
Forty?
651
00:29:14,336 --> 00:29:17,088
He's a bad alibi. He's been telling
me everything since we were born.
652
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:18,756
[JOE] Shit.
653
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,800
- Is Forty your brother?
- My twin brother.
654
00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:24,803
And you called him a
dick, which he can be,
655
00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:26,972
but you were also lying.
656
00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:28,474
You own Anavrin.
657
00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:30,639
[JOE] That's what I get for not trying
658
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,603
to find out everything about you first.
659
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,980
My parents own Anavrin.
660
00:29:34,981 --> 00:29:36,815
I just work there.
661
00:29:36,816 --> 00:29:39,860
I was trying not to
instantly complicate things
662
00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,278
by waiting to tell you.
663
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:43,865
But you... you complicated
things by lying.
664
00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:46,116
Why would you lie?
665
00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:49,453
[JOE] So I could walk
through fire for you.
666
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,998
So I could slay dragons
to stay near you.
667
00:29:52,999 --> 00:29:55,918
- I just... I don't know you.
- Yet.
668
00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:58,170
- You don't know me.
- Yeah, well, apparently.
669
00:29:58,171 --> 00:29:59,589
Because I thought that we were...
670
00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:03,967
I mean, we kissed, Will.
671
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:05,886
This is... This is not a good time.
672
00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:07,305
This is not good timing.
673
00:30:09,557 --> 00:30:10,933
This is about your ex, isn't it?
674
00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:11,934
- [JOE] Yes.
- No.
675
00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:15,938
She really hurt you.
676
00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:17,564
[JOE] I can smell your shampoo,
677
00:30:17,565 --> 00:30:20,567
and nothing you're doing is making
it easier for me to see you clearly.
678
00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:22,946
But guess what? My husband hurt me, too.
679
00:30:23,863 --> 00:30:25,698
Among other things, by dying.
680
00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:28,867
So, I understand why
this is hard for you,
681
00:30:28,868 --> 00:30:31,538
but it's also why I just say things now.
682
00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:35,750
'Cause there was things I
was waiting to say to him.
683
00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:40,212
And I... I don't know
if this is just a fling
684
00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:42,507
or something more, but either way...
685
00:30:43,216 --> 00:30:45,843
I think it's a mistake to do the
bullshit thing that you're doing.
686
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,469
- No, it's not bullshit...
- Yes, it is!
687
00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:49,013
You don't need to run away.
688
00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:50,640
[JOE] Please, no.
689
00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:52,558
- Stop.
- You can...
690
00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:53,935
Please! Stop!
691
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:56,521
Just stop!
692
00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:04,653
Okay.
693
00:31:05,613 --> 00:31:06,781
You don't need to yell.
694
00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:08,783
Ever.
695
00:31:12,495 --> 00:31:13,997
I liked you. [SNIFFLES]
696
00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:20,169
This sucks.
697
00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:22,921
[DOOR CLOSES]
698
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,258
[BECK] You're bleeding again.
699
00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:32,973
Why are you here?
700
00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:35,809
You've actually lost a
lot of blood today, Joe.
701
00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:36,810
Is that what you are?
702
00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:39,396
My lost blood?
703
00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:40,940
Really all-in on this one.
704
00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:42,942
I guess that's you, right?
705
00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,444
See a girl once.
706
00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:46,780
I'm... I'm trying...
707
00:31:47,363 --> 00:31:49,072
to do it right this time.
708
00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:50,200
As opposed to with me.
709
00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:54,496
What went wrong with me, Joe?
710
00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:57,498
We both know what happened.
711
00:31:57,499 --> 00:31:58,916
You can haunt me forever,
712
00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:02,712
you will never get me to say I didn't
do everything I could for you...
713
00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:05,214
- for us.
- Look at me, Joe.
714
00:32:05,215 --> 00:32:06,673
- No, you are not...
- Look at me.
715
00:32:06,674 --> 00:32:09,219
You are not here. I am
not arguing with you!
716
00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:28,488
Hey, Jasper, yeah.
717
00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:31,490
Yes, it's Will.
718
00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:32,951
I am on my way.
719
00:32:35,003 --> 00:32:36,552
Thank you for coming. Is that my... ?
720
00:32:36,553 --> 00:32:38,662
Perfectly preserved and
anxious to get back to Daddy.
721
00:32:38,663 --> 00:32:40,072
Great. It's right in here.
722
00:32:42,877 --> 00:32:43,877
Look...
723
00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:46,256
[SIGHS]
724
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,424
I am not Will Bettelheim.
725
00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:52,554
- This is.
- [JASPER GASPS]
726
00:32:53,429 --> 00:32:54,514
[JASPER CHUCKLES]
727
00:32:55,244 --> 00:32:57,079
Well, this is a first for me.
728
00:33:00,019 --> 00:33:01,563
My name is Joe Goldberg.
729
00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:03,981
I just needed his name
730
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,191
and his life for a little while.
731
00:33:06,192 --> 00:33:09,069
So you put him in a Hannibal
Lecter thing, I see that.
732
00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:11,530
I assume you realize that
you need psychiatric help?
733
00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:12,656
I'm not crazy, okay?
734
00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,167
My ex-girlfriend's stalking me
735
00:33:14,168 --> 00:33:15,701
and this is the best
I could come up with.
736
00:33:15,702 --> 00:33:18,245
But can I please have my
finger? 'Cause this is Will.
737
00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:20,038
He took your money. Take him.
738
00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:21,916
Well, if you couldn't
get it out of him...
739
00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:23,458
Right?
740
00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:25,043
I mean...
741
00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:28,630
You sure, now?
742
00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:32,886
- You ain't got it?
- Please don't.
743
00:33:33,553 --> 00:33:35,846
You don't have to do
this. You don't have to...
744
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:37,265
[JASPER GRUNTS AND EXCLAIMS]
745
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,601
[HIGH PITCHED SOUND]
746
00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:43,021
[JASPER YOWLS IN SLOW MOTION]
747
00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:52,614
[GRUNTING]
748
00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:02,957
[GROANS]
749
00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:11,883
[BECK] You see, Joe?
750
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:16,762
No.
751
00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:17,930
You don't understand.
752
00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:18,931
But I do.
753
00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:23,102
I'm trying to survive.
He wanted to hurt me.
754
00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:25,146
Well, you hurt him.
755
00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:28,483
And you hurt me.
756
00:34:32,695 --> 00:34:33,695
I loved you.
757
00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:36,532
- More than I've ever...
- Then you hurt me.
758
00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:50,672
Look at me, Joe.
759
00:34:55,176 --> 00:34:57,594
[JOE SOBS]
760
00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:58,595
Sometimes...
761
00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:01,557
we hurt the one we love.
762
00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:03,058
Right?
763
00:35:05,561 --> 00:35:07,647
You're not afraid Love will hurt you.
764
00:35:10,858 --> 00:35:13,319
You're afraid you'll hurt her.
765
00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:18,365
I'm sorry.
766
00:35:22,412 --> 00:35:23,663
I'm so sorry.
767
00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:29,627
No. Please stay.
768
00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:31,421
Please.
769
00:35:32,296 --> 00:35:33,296
Stay.
770
00:35:34,007 --> 00:35:35,717
[JOE SOBBING]
771
00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:39,429
I'm sorry.
772
00:35:40,179 --> 00:35:41,389
I'm so sorry.
773
00:35:56,029 --> 00:35:57,488
[JOE] Hendy was right.
774
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,824
Dr. Daniel, one impressive microsurgeon.
775
00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:02,492
Thank goodness for these pain pills.
776
00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:05,204
They're gonna block out more
than one type of pain tonight.
777
00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:09,125
Knocking out Anavrin's security
cameras will cover up another.
778
00:36:15,923 --> 00:36:19,802
[JOE] Sometimes I wonder if
I understand love at all.
779
00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:22,554
The thing transforms us.
780
00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:24,140
But into what?
781
00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:28,978
Love turned me into something
else back then with Beck.
782
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:36,194
My hope now...
783
00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:39,906
is that you can turn me
into something better.
784
00:36:41,908 --> 00:36:43,408
Because of this is all I am,
785
00:36:43,409 --> 00:36:46,412
I may as well turn myself into Candace.
786
00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:50,958
["BLOOD" BY CULT OF HELIX PLAYING]
787
00:36:53,544 --> 00:36:57,298
♪ All of your love give me
your love, give me your love ♪
788
00:36:58,132 --> 00:37:02,178
♪ Give me your blood give me
your blood, give me your blood ♪
789
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,387
♪ It's all that I want... ♪
790
00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:06,390
[SAWING]
791
00:37:16,859 --> 00:37:18,277
[THUD IN SLOW MOTION]
792
00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:24,325
♪ Give me your blood
until I want no more... ♪
793
00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:26,535
[RETCHING AND PUKING]
794
00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:28,121
[COUGHING]
795
00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:33,918
♪ Anything else of the world before... ♪
796
00:37:34,877 --> 00:37:36,504
[COUGHING]
797
00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:43,886
♪ Give me your blood
till I want no more ♪
798
00:37:44,637 --> 00:37:48,850
♪ Give me your blood
until I can't remember ♪
799
00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:53,479
- ♪ Anything else of the world before ♪
- [MOTOR STARTS]
800
00:37:56,357 --> 00:37:58,359
[MOTOR WHIRRING]
801
00:38:30,183 --> 00:38:31,434
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
802
00:38:37,231 --> 00:38:38,231
Hey.
803
00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,943
Wow, it smells amazing in here.
804
00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:46,823
I did not just make you an entire meal.
805
00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:48,408
I am angry and embarrassed
806
00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:50,452
and I shouldn't have texted you back.
807
00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:51,495
I just...
808
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,790
I was just also hungry,
so I... you know...
809
00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:57,460
I'm glad you kissed me.
810
00:38:59,545 --> 00:39:01,171
It did not seem like it.
811
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:02,589
I was.
812
00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:03,632
I was also freaked out,
813
00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:06,426
not because you did it,
but because of how it felt.
814
00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:07,595
I didn't expect...
815
00:39:08,804 --> 00:39:10,430
- you.
- [SCOFFS]
816
00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:11,806
This.
817
00:39:11,807 --> 00:39:12,807
I wasn't looking...
818
00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:14,976
for this.
819
00:39:14,977 --> 00:39:16,437
I want it, but I can't...
820
00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:18,689
have it...
821
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,942
right now with you...
822
00:39:22,068 --> 00:39:23,277
or... or anyone.
823
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:26,948
She really hurt you, huh?
824
00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:28,698
[JOE] Mm.
825
00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:30,784
No.
826
00:39:31,994 --> 00:39:33,871
No, I hurt her.
827
00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:36,499
I really hurt her.
828
00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:39,709
So you understand, I can't...
829
00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:40,920
Did you wanna hurt her?
830
00:39:42,588 --> 00:39:43,588
No.
831
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:45,924
Of course not.
832
00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:49,428
So what I'm hearing
is that two adults...
833
00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:51,638
both knowing the risks...
834
00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:53,098
I don't think she knew.
835
00:39:53,099 --> 00:39:56,268
Okay, well, you know,
none of us know anything.
836
00:39:56,269 --> 00:39:58,144
You know? But you put
on your big girl pants
837
00:39:58,145 --> 00:40:00,230
and we give things a shot.
838
00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:01,524
I have to believe that
839
00:40:01,525 --> 00:40:03,708
hurting her was the last
thing you wanted to do, right?
840
00:40:05,428 --> 00:40:07,195
- That was a question.
- Yeah, that's right.
841
00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:08,363
- Okay.
- Right.
842
00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:10,658
How about I take care of me...
843
00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:12,827
you take care of you...
844
00:40:14,328 --> 00:40:17,038
I try not to hurt you,
you try not to hurt me.
845
00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:18,499
You know, what else is there?
846
00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:22,002
I'm just...
847
00:40:22,003 --> 00:40:23,004
[GROANS]
848
00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:25,464
I'm... I'm afraid.
849
00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:29,135
[LOVE SIGHS]
850
00:40:31,345 --> 00:40:32,345
Yeah.
851
00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:34,557
Relationships are scary.
852
00:40:35,141 --> 00:40:39,602
You don't get all that goodness
and possibility with zero risk.
853
00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:40,938
But, Will...
854
00:40:43,316 --> 00:40:45,109
you cannot hurt me.
855
00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:48,195
[JOE] I want to believe that.
856
00:40:51,324 --> 00:40:52,324
Okay.
857
00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:55,577
Thank you.
858
00:40:57,621 --> 00:40:59,165
I just...
859
00:41:00,207 --> 00:41:02,375
- Just come here.
- Okay.
860
00:41:02,376 --> 00:41:03,626
Look, to be honest,
861
00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:04,795
I feel...
862
00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:07,298
so shitty...
863
00:41:08,674 --> 00:41:10,134
about the way it went with her.
864
00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:12,427
So I can't...
865
00:41:12,428 --> 00:41:13,887
I can't...
866
00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:15,263
till she's...
867
00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:16,432
really gone.
868
00:41:18,434 --> 00:41:19,727
No, it's valid.
869
00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:21,937
Yeah, no, I...
870
00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:23,647
Okay, two things.
871
00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:25,774
One...
872
00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:27,568
friends.
873
00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:30,028
Okay, friends can be good.
874
00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:31,781
We can just call this a friendship.
875
00:41:32,406 --> 00:41:33,573
That might help.
876
00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:35,493
Okay, great.
877
00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:38,037
Poof, friends.
878
00:41:40,414 --> 00:41:41,414
And two...
879
00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:44,335
I felt the same way about James.
880
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:48,963
And I don't want to sound
corny, but I did this thing,
881
00:41:48,964 --> 00:41:51,967
where I took a bunch of his
stuff and I put in a box and I...
882
00:41:52,635 --> 00:41:53,844
let it go in the ocean.
883
00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:59,641
I'm not really one to hold on to things.
884
00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:01,602
It's not... [CHUCKLES] Um...
885
00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:05,022
You could just, you know, write a note.
886
00:42:06,399 --> 00:42:07,399
A goodbye.
887
00:42:09,568 --> 00:42:11,070
Burn it. [CHUCKLES]
888
00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:12,612
Something.
889
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:14,323
And I would help you.
890
00:42:16,826 --> 00:42:18,244
Friends support each other.
891
00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:21,080
[JOE] Whatever you call us...
892
00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:23,416
- it feels right.
- [GIGGLES]
893
00:42:24,583 --> 00:42:26,252
Because we're an "us".
894
00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:32,173
And if we are an "us",
895
00:42:32,174 --> 00:42:34,468
then, dare I say it...
896
00:42:34,969 --> 00:42:36,386
this...
897
00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:38,431
this is home for now.
898
00:42:40,975 --> 00:42:43,060
And I should probably
be a good neighbor.
899
00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:45,812
[DELILAH] Oh...
900
00:42:46,772 --> 00:42:49,190
Try that guy. These two
are full and that one...
901
00:42:49,191 --> 00:42:50,443
Eats the quarters, yeah.
902
00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:54,488
You don't have to be all nice.
903
00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:58,074
I feel bad, like I did something.
904
00:42:58,075 --> 00:43:01,495
No, it's not you, you were just in
the line of fire when Henderson...
905
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:05,457
[DELILAH SIGHS] We go back.
We met, like, eight years ago
906
00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:07,334
when I was dancing at this bar downtown.
907
00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:12,423
Not just to do it, but because I
was actually pursuing something.
908
00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:15,457
I wanted to be Carrie Fisher.
She's such a great writer.
909
00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:18,511
But I was stuck in Covina
and my mom was such a cunt,
910
00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:20,346
and one day, I was just like, "Fuck it.
911
00:43:20,347 --> 00:43:22,182
Let me get a fake ID and get out of here
912
00:43:22,183 --> 00:43:23,892
and go follow my dreams".
913
00:43:23,893 --> 00:43:25,727
[JOE] It's hard to
imagine her with dreams.
914
00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:26,768
Henderson was cool.
915
00:43:26,769 --> 00:43:30,356
He, like, gave me copies of
Syd Field, Save the Cat.
916
00:43:31,484 --> 00:43:33,401
And he was like, "You're actually good",
917
00:43:33,402 --> 00:43:34,487
which nobody ever...
918
00:43:39,408 --> 00:43:41,034
And I had heard, or whatever,
919
00:43:41,035 --> 00:43:43,286
that he had young girls around,
920
00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:46,415
but I just thought I
was talented and special.
921
00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:49,292
One day, I was at his place,
922
00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:52,629
and I had, like, three sips of beer,
923
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:54,673
and I got so fucked up.
924
00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:58,051
Eight years ago? You were, like...
925
00:43:58,052 --> 00:43:59,261
Seventeen.
926
00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:02,055
Anyway, I remember being like,
927
00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:03,556
"How is it ten p.m.?"
928
00:44:03,557 --> 00:44:05,851
And I look down and...
929
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:08,437
my skirt was pulled up.
930
00:44:10,022 --> 00:44:11,689
So you're saying Henderson...
931
00:44:11,690 --> 00:44:13,442
Or, hey, maybe my skirt just rode up.
932
00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:16,903
Have you ever tried... ?
933
00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:18,656
To what? Tell anyone? No.
934
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:20,281
Who?
935
00:44:20,282 --> 00:44:22,909
I tried to do a story years later,
but nobody would talk to me.
936
00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:24,870
Guess why? They're all like I was.
937
00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:26,746
Underage...
938
00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:27,997
strippers...
939
00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:29,041
not white...
940
00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:31,043
The world would eat them alive.
941
00:44:32,069 --> 00:44:33,086
[DELILAH SIGHS]
942
00:44:33,087 --> 00:44:35,380
And that's why I don't
lose a drop of sleep
943
00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:37,131
on any of these
motherfuckers I write about.
944
00:44:37,132 --> 00:44:38,217
They all deserve it.
945
00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:42,638
My math says 49% of humanity
deserves to die in a fire.
946
00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:48,434
[CHUCKLING] Don't do that. You, like...
947
00:44:48,435 --> 00:44:50,479
You nod as if you're
somehow not one of them.
948
00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:53,523
Well, let me give you
the gift of honesty.
949
00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:54,816
You...
950
00:44:54,817 --> 00:44:57,152
act nice because you're not.
951
00:44:57,861 --> 00:45:00,114
And I may not know what
kind of bad you are...
952
00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:03,033
but I got my radar the hard way.
953
00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:04,867
So...
954
00:45:05,828 --> 00:45:08,163
stay the fuck away from
me and my sister, okay?
955
00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:11,709
Have a fantastic day.
956
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:30,978
Tell me I didn't eat those.
957
00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:34,940
Do you know...
958
00:45:35,608 --> 00:45:38,527
how much oxidative stress
those things put on your body?
959
00:45:39,486 --> 00:45:41,447
I'm guessing a shower
is out of the question?
960
00:45:57,838 --> 00:45:59,798
Did you say Jasper came around?
961
00:46:00,382 --> 00:46:01,507
I paid the man.
962
00:46:01,508 --> 00:46:02,885
And he went on his way.
963
00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:07,847
If things were different,
I'd say I owe you 50 grand.
964
00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:09,968
- Why? You got it laying around somewhere?
- Nice try.
965
00:46:10,851 --> 00:46:11,851
It's spent.
966
00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:15,648
- What were you thinking?
- Honestly...
967
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,110
a little while ago I fell in love.
968
00:46:21,362 --> 00:46:22,404
And she needed help.
969
00:46:23,864 --> 00:46:24,907
So I just did it.
970
00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:32,456
[WILL CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
971
00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:37,293
You've been putting
meds in my drinks, huh?
972
00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:38,294
That's green juice.
973
00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:40,463
Thanks.
974
00:46:42,508 --> 00:46:45,009
Well, my current reality is...
975
00:46:45,010 --> 00:46:47,345
suboptimal, but even so,
976
00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:48,764
upgrade from where I was.
977
00:46:50,391 --> 00:46:52,726
At one point, I thought
I saw you murder a guy.
978
00:46:56,730 --> 00:46:58,315
[WILL CHUCKLES]
979
00:46:58,982 --> 00:46:59,982
Crazy town.
980
00:47:01,193 --> 00:47:02,403
Well, glad to have you back.
981
00:47:12,913 --> 00:47:14,957
[JOE] I guess it's goodbye, Beck.
982
00:47:18,502 --> 00:47:19,502
I'm sorry.
983
00:47:20,629 --> 00:47:21,629
I really am.
984
00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:25,175
Goodbye, you.
985
00:47:30,055 --> 00:47:31,055
How did that feel?
986
00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:35,060
Like a good first step.
987
00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:39,898
[JOE] Still can't wait to
tell our story to our kids.
988
00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:43,235
How we decided to walk before we ran.
989
00:47:43,902 --> 00:47:45,404
Started out as friends.
990
00:47:51,493 --> 00:47:52,493
The past...
991
00:47:53,245 --> 00:47:54,288
is prologue.
992
00:47:55,581 --> 00:47:57,958
I made mistakes, yes.
993
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:00,836
And I'll learn from them.
994
00:48:02,629 --> 00:48:03,629
Prove...
995
00:48:04,256 --> 00:48:05,257
I'm worthy...
996
00:48:05,799 --> 00:48:06,799
of you.
997
00:48:16,643 --> 00:48:18,604
[LOVE] Hey, should I
open another bottle?
998
00:48:30,365 --> 00:48:31,950
[JOE] I know we'll get there.
999
00:48:33,285 --> 00:48:34,536
I'm optimistic.
1000
00:48:35,412 --> 00:48:36,412
It's just...
1001
00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:39,124
who I am.
1002
00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:46,465
[CLOSING MUSIC PLAYING]
1003
00:49:42,729 --> 00:49:45,023
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