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CARTER [IN VOICEOVER]:
Edward Perriman Cole died in May.
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It was a Sunday afternoon,
and there wasn't a cloud in the sky.
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It's difficult to understand
the sum of a person's life.
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Some people will tell you it's measured
by the ones left behind.
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Some believe it can be measured
in faith.
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Some say by love.
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Other folks say life has
no meaning at all.
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Me?
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I believe that you measure yourself...
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...by the people who
measured themselves by you.
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What I can tell you for sure
is that, by any measure...
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...Edward Cole lived more in his last
days on Earth...
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...than most people manage
to wring out of a lifetime.
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I know that when he died,
his eyes were closed...
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...and his heart was open.
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MAN 1: "Name the five presidents whose
last names begin with the letter H."
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H?
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Warren G. Harding,
Rutherford B. Hayes, Herbert Hoover...
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...and the two Harrisons,
Benjamin and William Henry.
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Ah.
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Thought I'd get you
with the double Harrisons.
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CARTER: Ha-ha-ha.
- You're sick, you know?
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You think that's sick,
can you name their wives?
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- No.
- Neither can I.
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MAN 2: Yo, Cartey-car!
CARTER: Yo!
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- When they need the Camaro, man?
- Yesterday.
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MAN 2:
Huh?
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- All right, I got one for you.
CARTER: All right.
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Who invented the radio?
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Ah.
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That's a hard one.
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- What do you know, I finally got you.
CARTER: No.
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I don't know if you want who
they think invented the radio...
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...or the person who
actually invented the radio.
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Well, in here it says...
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Marconi, right?
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Yeah, it ain't him?
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He's the one they generally think
invented the radio.
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In fact, he got a Nobel Prize for it
in 1909.
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Truth is a guy named Nikola Tesla...
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...patented the basic idea
for the radio in 1896.
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Same idea Marconi used for his patent
several years later.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Tesla fought Marconi till
the day he died in 1943.
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Same year the Supreme Court ruled...
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...that Marconi's patent was invalid...
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...recognizing Tesla as
the inventor of the radio.
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Carter.
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You really are sick.
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Oh, hi, Ginnie.
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Well, good. About time.
What did they say?
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All right, what does that mean?
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Kopi Luwak.
The rarest beverage in the world.
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Take a whiff.
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Go ahead.
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[CHAIRMAN CLEARS THROAT]
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Uh, Mr. Cole, the board is ready
to hear your proposal.
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Hold on just a second.
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Go ahead. Go on.
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Well?
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Really good.
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Really good.
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Mr. Cole. Sir?
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Do you know what a Philistine is, Jim?
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Sir, it's Richard.
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That's right, Phil.
Give them the spiel.
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RICHARD: Thank you, Mr. Chairman,
fellow supervisors.
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We at the Cole Group feel
the decline of the Winwood Hospital...
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...is a direct result of significant
fiscal mismanagement.
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- I beg your pardon, this hospital...
- Overhead costs are nearly double.
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Your lease and land costs were
similarly overbid.
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Donations have atrophied to the point
you've fallen far behind the curve...
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...in Research, Pediatrics,
Oncology and MRI.
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The Cole Group has privatized 15
public hospitals in seven years...
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...each of which now provides,
or will soon provide...
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...the highest standard of medical care
to their communities.
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- Despite being grossly understaffed?
- The better the doctor, the need...
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What about beds?
There are rumors...
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...you increased the number of patients
to the point of overpopulation.
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Patient density has always been...
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And your emergency rooms,
I mean, they are known...
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I run hospitals, not health spas.
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Two beds to a room, no exceptions.
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Look, I passed up a lunch
with Michelle Pfeiffer to be here...
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...so can we desist
from all of this inane posturing?
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Boys and girls, you need me.
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I do not need you.
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Now, there's a sizeable check
in this envelope...
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...let me know if you decide
to cash it.
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[COUGHING]
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Mr. Cole, are you all right?
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[WOMAN SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY OVER PA]
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, you know,
fighting for my life. You?
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Uh, no, I was just surprised...
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EDWARD:
...and I don't care about the insurance!
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And tell Dr. Shit-for-Brains...
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...I wanna know everything about this
bleomycin drip he wants to get me on.
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I hear it eats your lungs.
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When I address Congress
next month...
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...I don't want to do it breathing
through a hole in my throat.
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- That's not exactly what happens.
- Who the hell is this guy?
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- Where's Thomas? Tom!
- In plain view, sir.
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- Hi, Tom.
- We're gonna move you into the bed.
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I can do it myself. I ain't dead yet.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[GRUNTS]
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How about now?
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Have I fired you lately?
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Not since the Oprah incident.
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- That was a good one. Ha-ha-ha.
- Yeah, it's good stuff.
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Who the hell is that?
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Who the hell are you?
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He said, "Who the hell...?"
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Oh, God. What am I, in the morgue?
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CARTER:
That was the first time
I laid eyes on Edward Cole.
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An inauspicious beginning, to be sure.
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EDWARD:
Oh, spare me. Sweet Jesus.
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I hate these... I hate tubes!
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[EDWARD MUTTERS]
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I'll be damned if I'm gonna spend the
next three weeks laying next to this guy.
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Zombie boy. Looks half-dead already.
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You can't have your own room.
It would create an enormous PR problem.
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I don't give a shit about PR.
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I want my own room.
It's my hospital, for christ sake.
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Don't tell me I can't have
my own room.
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No offense, pal.
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You have publicly defended this policy
countless times.
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You run hospitals, not health spas.
Two beds to a room, no exceptions.
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I've never been sick before.
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Okay, Dr. Eldridge will be in
in a minute to dot you up, okay?
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Dot me up.
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Jesus.
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Thomas...
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[WHISPERS]
...don't let me wake up paralyzed.
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I'll do what I can.
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This really your hospital?
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Yeah, pretty much.
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Might wanna do something
about the pea soup.
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CARTER:
By the morning of the surgery...
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...the cancer had spread so far
throughout Edward's body...
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...that the doctors gave him only
a 5 percent chance to survive...
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...but then, they didn't account
for how pissed off they'd made him.
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VIRGINIA:
Mm...
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No visitors come in to see him?
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He's been sleeping a lot
since they brought him back.
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VIRGINIA:
Mm.
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That's another reason
I don't miss nursing.
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It's always so sad seeing
a patient like that, all alone...
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...after that kind of surgery.
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At least he's quiet.
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MAN [ON TV]:
Day after day,
out of sight, and almost out of...
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[VIRGINIA CLEARS THROAT]
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Rachel called this morning.
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Really? How's she doing?
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She's auditioning for first violin
in next semester's symphony.
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[VIRGINIA LAUGHS]
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That's wonderful.
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Need any more books?
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No, I'm... I'm fine.
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Got your meds for the night?
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Mm-hm. I already took them.
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How about pillows?
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I'm fine, Virginia, really. Thank you.
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You know, I could stay a while
if you want me to.
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No use both of us being useless
in the morning, right?
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Okay.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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She gone?
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What?
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As something of a
public health expert...
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...I believe more people die
from visitors...
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...than diseases.
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MAN [ON TV]:
"It's the Berries," for 600.
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PRESENTER [ON TV]:
This Swedish berry
is also known as the cowberry.
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- What is a lingonberry?
MAN:
Uh, what is a lingonberry?
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PRESENTER:
Correct!
MAN:
"It's the Berries," for 800.
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PRESENTER:
In a Top 40 hit of 1956,
this "Berry" told Beethoven to roll over.
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Who is Chuck Berry?
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MAN:
Who is Chuck Berry?
PRESENTER:
Yes.
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EDWARD:
Hey.
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Duke?
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You mind?
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Oh. Sorry. No.
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- What is the Mariana Trench?
WOMAN:
What is the Mariana Trench?
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Good morning, Edward.
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- Morning.
- How you feeling?
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Dumb question.
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How's that catheter?
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Don't know how I ever did without it.
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Ah, humor is a good sign.
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Kiss my ass.
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As is surliness.
It's one of your favorite flavors, right?
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- Yeah.
- Let's see what we got here.
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It looks good.
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All right, so the operation
went well, okay?
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All the post-op brain scans are clean.
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Now we go after the sarcoma
in the rest of your body.
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Now, unfortunately,
your blood markers are extremely high...
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...so I would like to begin chemo
this morning.
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Love the smell of chemo
in the morning.
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Apocalypse Now, right?
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Makes me feel like victory!
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[HOLLINS LAUGHS]
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- I'll check in with you later.
- All right.
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Say, doc? Doc?
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You think you could just
take a look at...?
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- Sorry, I'm late. Who's your doctor?
- He's Dr. Gibian.
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I'll let the nurse know.
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Appreciate it.
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[EDWARD SIGHS]
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Bitch, ain't it?
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- What are quarks?
WOMAN [ON TV]:
What are quarks?
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- How long you been here?
- Oh.
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In and out over the past few months.
Got me on an experimental treatment.
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- What is the quadratic equation?
WOMAN:
What is the quadratic equation?
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How rough is it?
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Chemo?
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Not too bad.
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If you don't mind
around-the-clock vomiting...
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...watching your veins turn black...
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...and feeling like your bones are
made of napalm...
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...it's a day at the beach.
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That's a relief.
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Of course, I hear people
react to it differently.
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You'll know by tonight.
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Tonight?
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Listen, um...
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...you don't mind my asking...
230
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...what is that contraption
you got over there?
231
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:23,590
It's a siphon. Makes coffee.
232
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,301
What else does it do?
233
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,679
What else does it have to do?
234
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,306
[CARTER CHUCKLES]
235
00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:41,274
Did you know that coffee was originally
discovered by a shepherd in Ethiopia?
236
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,902
- You don't say.
- It's true.
237
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:47,781
Seems his goats were eating berries
from an unfamiliar bush.
238
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:50,617
Before long, they were running
and jumping all over...
239
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,160
...having a gay old time.
240
00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:56,331
So the shepherd took some of
the branches to the local monastery...
241
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:59,084
...where the abbots decided
to roast them.
242
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,378
When the berries burned...
243
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:04,673
...the beans inside gave off
such a pleasant aroma...
244
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,716
...they brewed them into a stew.
245
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,512
Stew, huh?
246
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:15,767
And over the next few hundred years,
it spread to Arabia, Europe...
247
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:19,146
...even Sumatra,
like that hooch you got over there.
248
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,691
It's called Kopi Luwak.
249
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,068
I know what it's called.
250
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,279
You do?
251
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,615
Never catch me drinking that shit.
252
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,951
Have you ever tried it?
253
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:37,873
No. I'm more of a instant-coffee man.
254
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,167
Here, here we are.
255
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:44,462
- Thanks.
- No problem.
256
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,050
There you are.
257
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:53,471
You always had those freckles?
258
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,725
Far as I know.
259
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,227
Nice...
260
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,021
...freckles.
261
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,440
Hmm.
262
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,109
[CARTER CHUCKLES]
263
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:10,697
THOMAS: Okay, we got prosciutto
and melons, some burrata mozzarella...
264
00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,866
...and a veal paillard.
265
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:16,036
The folks at Toscana send their best.
266
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,997
You sure you wanna eat all that?
267
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,917
That's the plan.
268
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,210
[CLEARS THROAT]
269
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:25,921
What?
270
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,174
Oh, Uh...
271
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,885
You want Thomas
to make you a plate?
272
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:35,180
Tommy, uh, fix a plate for, uh...
273
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:36,932
Carter.
274
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,434
First name or last?
275
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:40,769
First.
276
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:44,147
Really? Interesting.
277
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:48,985
So you want, uh...?
Might cheer you up.
278
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,946
No, thanks, I'll pass.
279
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,281
You sure?
280
00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:57,994
Mm, yum, yum.
281
00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,955
Mm-mm.
282
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:02,666
Best in L.A.
283
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,335
[VOMITING]
284
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,758
It ain't the best in L.A. no more.
285
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:19,933
[MOANING]
286
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,697
[RETCHING]
287
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,499
Oh, man.
288
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,751
[CARTER AND ROGER
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
289
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:51,631
Maya made the honor roll again.
290
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,634
Bet your ass she did.
291
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:03,977
My God.
292
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:10,108
Somewhere, some lucky guy's
having a heart attack.
293
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,664
Fellas.
294
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,833
Mr. Cole.
295
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:32,172
EDWARD: Don't pay any attention
to me. I'm just, uh, talking to myself.
296
00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:34,966
It's from Kai.
297
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:39,554
Says he wants to be a mechanic
like his grandad when he grows up.
298
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,431
I hope you talked him out of that.
299
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,183
Well, I tried.
300
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,727
What do we got here?
301
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,313
ROGER:
It's a Shelby 350.
302
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,856
[CARTER CHUCKLES]
303
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:53,651
- I always wanted one of those.
- Yeah.
304
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,904
- Kai remembered.
- Hmm.
305
00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,824
Um...
306
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:04,079
Mom seems to think
you're not getting enough rest.
307
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,456
Mm-hm.
308
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,127
She loves you, Pop.
309
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,338
Mm-hm.
310
00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:20,095
Okay.
311
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:25,225
You'll, uh, call us when you get
your test results, huh?
312
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,684
Mm-hm.
313
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,853
If that day ever comes.
314
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,022
Okay.
315
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,569
- Take care.
- Okay.
316
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,246
He your oldest?
317
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:47,747
Yeah.
318
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,666
What's he do?
319
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:53,670
- Roger's a tax attorney.
- Oh.
320
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,588
Here.
321
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,967
His brother, Lee, is an engineer.
322
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,892
EDWARD:
Who's the pretty little lady?
323
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:11,229
That's Rachel. Youngest of the three.
324
00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:12,939
Big age difference.
325
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,733
Yeah, well, she was a surprise.
326
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:19,404
We'd hardly gotten the boys out
of the house when she came along.
327
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,907
She's an outstanding violinist.
328
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:27,495
You got kids?
329
00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:31,416
Depends.
330
00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:36,212
- Never stayed married long enough.
- Oh, well...
331
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:41,634
...don't worry, I've been married
long enough for the both of us.
332
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,678
How's that going?
333
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,515
It's going.
334
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,226
That good, huh?
335
00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:54,147
Well, that's why they invented
light switches.
336
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:55,982
[LAUGHING]
337
00:21:57,150 --> 00:22:02,238
Don't get me wrong, I loved
being married, been there four times.
338
00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:05,658
Problem is I love being single too.
339
00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:09,704
Hard to do them both
at the same time.
340
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:14,000
Well, nobody's perfect.
341
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:17,670
Only successful marriage I had
was me and my work.
342
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:22,133
I started making money
when I was 16...
343
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,886
...and that was that.
344
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:26,804
Never stopped.
345
00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:28,932
I'll be damned.
346
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,478
I wanted to be a history professor.
347
00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:35,188
Nobody's perfect.
348
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:37,315
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
349
00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:40,318
I made it through two months
of City College...
350
00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:43,154
...before Virginia gave me the news.
351
00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:45,698
And then, you know...
352
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:51,955
...young, black, broke,
baby on the way...
353
00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:56,709
Take the first decent job
that comes along.
354
00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:01,881
I always meant to go back...
355
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:05,885
...but 45 years goes by pretty fast.
356
00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:10,098
Like smoke through a keyhole.
357
00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:26,656
EDWARD:
Shit!
358
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,997
[CARTER MOANING]
359
00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:50,513
Don't give me the morphine
while I'm sleeping. It's a waste.
360
00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:55,018
Maybe she's trying to kill us both.
You ever think of that?
361
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:56,644
Gin.
362
00:23:58,313 --> 00:24:00,189
What are you, the devil?
363
00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:03,276
What if I lost my mind already?
364
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:05,903
Jesus, no.
365
00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:10,241
No. No, no Jesus,
this is not praying.
366
00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:13,703
I'm talking to myself
out loud, that's...
367
00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:16,581
EDWARD:
You ever think about suicide?
368
00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:18,666
CARTER: Suicide? Me?
EDWARD: Yeah.
369
00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:20,501
Lord, no.
370
00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:23,713
Thought so. Stage one.
371
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:25,757
What?
372
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,801
The five stages, but...
373
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,053
Denial.
374
00:24:30,261 --> 00:24:34,098
Then anger, bargaining,
depression, acceptance.
375
00:24:34,265 --> 00:24:38,394
So of course you're not
thinking of suicide.
376
00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:41,814
You're in stage one. Denial.
377
00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:44,525
What stage are you in?
378
00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:47,153
Denial.
379
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,905
And thinking about suicide.
380
00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:51,157
Yeah, okay. It's just a frame of...
381
00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:53,993
Well, it looks like you won't be
needing this anymore.
382
00:24:54,202 --> 00:24:56,621
- That's it?
- Yep, fourth and final.
383
00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:58,164
What's next?
384
00:24:58,331 --> 00:25:01,125
They have to run all the tests first,
see where we stand.
385
00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:03,670
- Well, how long?
- Takes a while.
386
00:25:03,878 --> 00:25:06,214
I'll get Dr. Gibian to schedule them
when I see him.
387
00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:07,423
Thanks.
388
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,634
I'm on for another hour,
anything you need?
389
00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:12,637
Clean bill of health if you got one.
390
00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:14,305
Hang in there, Carter.
391
00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:16,641
That's what I do.
392
00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:23,731
ANNOUNCER [ON TV]:
And line to center, base hit...
393
00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:26,776
...Kent will have to play it
on three bounces...
394
00:25:26,943 --> 00:25:29,696
...and Alou will score.
The throw goes to the back...
395
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:34,158
Hit the cutoff man,
for crying out loud.
396
00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:36,035
You see...
397
00:25:36,411 --> 00:25:39,664
...that's the problem
with the game today:
398
00:25:39,831 --> 00:25:42,250
No fundamentals.
399
00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:44,544
Did you ever read
The Time of Your Life?
400
00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:47,338
- William Saroyan.
- Yeah.
401
00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:51,592
"No foundation.
All the way down the line."
402
00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:54,137
When we were growing up...
What are you doing?
403
00:25:55,138 --> 00:25:56,723
Nothing, scribbling.
404
00:25:57,932 --> 00:25:59,934
Scribbling? What?
405
00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:02,687
Nothing. Just scribbling.
406
00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:09,277
Oh, sure,
that's what you wanna do...
407
00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:13,531
...bounce a slider with a man on third.
408
00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:16,784
These kids today, they...
409
00:26:18,953 --> 00:26:23,666
Earphones.
I'm talking to myself, again.
410
00:26:28,963 --> 00:26:30,757
- Edward?
- Doc.
411
00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:32,341
How's it going there?
412
00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:34,677
Dumb question.
413
00:26:37,889 --> 00:26:39,557
I got the test back.
414
00:26:40,683 --> 00:26:42,351
I'll just lay it out, huh?
415
00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:45,897
Six months.
416
00:26:47,148 --> 00:26:49,108
A year if we're lucky.
417
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:53,321
There is an experimental program
that we've been conducting...
418
00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:55,490
...and I don't wanna
get your hopes up...
419
00:26:55,656 --> 00:26:58,201
...but I think you would be
an excellent candidate...
420
00:26:58,367 --> 00:26:59,619
Hey, doc.
421
00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:02,371
Yes?
422
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,625
You're blocking my view.
423
00:27:08,419 --> 00:27:09,462
Oh.
424
00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:11,047
Sorry.
425
00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:15,218
Anyway, if there's any questions...
426
00:27:15,426 --> 00:27:17,804
...day or night,
you know where to find me.
427
00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:20,348
One question.
428
00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:22,308
Sure, of course.
429
00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:27,438
Carter, you wanna
ask Dr. Hollins something?
430
00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:30,483
I mean, I'm not familiar
with Mr. Chambers'...
431
00:27:30,691 --> 00:27:32,985
Well, get familiar.
432
00:27:37,073 --> 00:27:38,157
Uh...
433
00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:41,369
I just wanted to know how I stand,
that's all.
434
00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:45,581
Sure. How about I'll go take a look
at your chart, okay?
435
00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:47,875
Thank you.
436
00:28:04,392 --> 00:28:05,810
Edward?
437
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,694
Edward?
438
00:28:23,953 --> 00:28:26,038
CARTER:
There was a survey once.
439
00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:29,792
A thousand people were asked,
if they could know in advance...
440
00:28:29,959 --> 00:28:33,129
...would they want to know
the exact day of their death.
441
00:28:33,296 --> 00:28:36,382
Ninety-six percent of them said no.
442
00:28:38,426 --> 00:28:41,137
I always kind of leaned toward
the other 4 percent.
443
00:28:42,305 --> 00:28:44,849
I thought it would be liberating...
444
00:28:45,016 --> 00:28:48,144
...knowing how much time
you had left to work with.
445
00:28:48,311 --> 00:28:49,645
HOLLINS:
A year at best.
446
00:28:49,812 --> 00:28:52,189
CARTER:
It turns out, it's not.
447
00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:54,567
HOLLINS:
We're pretty much out of options.
448
00:29:20,468 --> 00:29:22,428
You want to play cards?
449
00:29:23,888 --> 00:29:26,390
Thought you'd never ask.
450
00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:38,527
THOMAS:
Rise and shine.
451
00:29:41,572 --> 00:29:43,282
Or that.
452
00:29:54,418 --> 00:29:55,461
Let me see that.
453
00:29:59,048 --> 00:30:01,050
And, uh, Thomas...
454
00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:03,135
...call Marie at Christie's.
455
00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:07,014
Tell her I won't be bidding
this season.
456
00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:09,558
I understand.
457
00:30:10,226 --> 00:30:14,397
Uh, sir,
I don't mean to sound indelicate...
458
00:30:14,772 --> 00:30:18,359
...but how do you want me
to handle your...?
459
00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:20,736
Death?
460
00:30:22,613 --> 00:30:24,615
Treat it as if it were your own.
461
00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:28,786
So leave all the money
to my assistant?
462
00:30:31,622 --> 00:30:35,167
Go get me one of those
almond croissants that I like.
463
00:30:37,003 --> 00:30:38,963
And don't buy any green bananas.
464
00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:59,859
- What are you doing?
- What is this?
465
00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:03,237
- Come on, give it back.
- What is it?
466
00:31:03,404 --> 00:31:04,822
Give it back.
467
00:31:06,115 --> 00:31:09,452
It was on the floor.
I didn't know it was a state secret.
468
00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:17,334
Well, my freshman
philosophy professor...
469
00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:21,005
...assigned this exercise
in forward thinking.
470
00:31:21,172 --> 00:31:22,798
He called it a "Bucket List."
471
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:26,886
We were supposed to make a list
of things we wanted to do in our lives...
472
00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:29,096
- ...before we...
- Kicked the bucket.
473
00:31:29,263 --> 00:31:30,931
Cutesy.
474
00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:33,768
Anyway, I wrote things like
"make a million dollars"...
475
00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:38,230
..."first black president,"
you know, young man's wishes.
476
00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:41,317
I was gonna redo the list, but then...
477
00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:44,862
"Help a complete stranger
for the good."
478
00:31:45,988 --> 00:31:48,491
"Laugh until I cry."
479
00:31:49,116 --> 00:31:53,120
Not to be judgmental,
but this is extremely weak.
480
00:31:53,746 --> 00:31:56,791
Well, it's pointless now.
481
00:31:57,374 --> 00:32:01,545
I would argue the exact opposite.
482
00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,673
All right. That's it.
483
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:05,883
What are you doing?
484
00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:08,511
A little rewrite, that's all.
485
00:32:08,886 --> 00:32:12,681
I mean, don't you want to go out
with some balls? Guns blazing?
486
00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,558
Have a little fun?
487
00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:18,395
It was not supposed to be about
guns blazing or anything like that.
488
00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:19,980
You're missing the point.
489
00:32:20,189 --> 00:32:23,734
What the hell is
"witness something majestic"?
490
00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:26,862
Have you ever been to the Himalayas?
491
00:32:28,239 --> 00:32:29,406
Eh.
492
00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:32,535
"Drive a Mustang Shelby." Not bad.
493
00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:37,832
I got one. All right.
How about skydiving?
494
00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:41,293
Now we're onto something.
495
00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:42,670
We're onto something?
496
00:32:42,837 --> 00:32:46,215
- Uh-huh.
- Let me see that. Come on.
497
00:32:47,675 --> 00:32:49,176
Fine.
498
00:32:50,386 --> 00:32:53,722
[LAUGHING]
499
00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:55,599
[LAUGHS MOCKINGLY]
500
00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:58,185
"Kiss the most beautiful girl
in the world"?
501
00:32:58,352 --> 00:32:59,895
How do you propose doing that?
502
00:33:00,563 --> 00:33:01,647
Volume.
503
00:33:06,235 --> 00:33:10,239
"Get a tattoo."
Is that the sum of your ambition?
504
00:33:11,282 --> 00:33:13,576
Edward, I've taken baths
deeper than you.
505
00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:18,205
It's easy to be deep
in freshman philosophy.
506
00:33:18,372 --> 00:33:20,291
What's Dr. Hollins say?
507
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,751
We got months, right?
508
00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:24,211
A year, maybe.
509
00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:27,339
You think 45 years went by fast?
510
00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:31,260
We could do this.
511
00:33:32,011 --> 00:33:33,596
We should do this.
512
00:33:33,804 --> 00:33:34,847
No, I couldn't.
513
00:33:35,014 --> 00:33:38,809
Don't think about money.
That's all I got is money.
514
00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:40,227
But I don't know. I...
515
00:33:40,436 --> 00:33:41,687
What don't you know?
516
00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:44,398
It was meant to be metaphorical.
517
00:33:44,565 --> 00:33:47,610
- I'm just trying to get a handle on...
- Blah, blah, blah.
518
00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:48,944
Metaphors.
519
00:33:49,153 --> 00:33:53,032
You're the one crying you never
took a shot. Here's your chance.
520
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,993
My chance to what?
Make a fool of myself?
521
00:33:56,994 --> 00:33:58,412
Never too late.
522
00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:04,835
What do you think happens now?
523
00:34:05,002 --> 00:34:07,630
I go back and sit around
listening to people...
524
00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:11,926
...talking about mezzanine financing
and subordinated debt...
525
00:34:12,134 --> 00:34:14,970
...pretending that I care
about dead money.
526
00:34:15,346 --> 00:34:19,058
You go home to some
ceremonial procession into death...
527
00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:22,186
...with everyone standing around
watching you die...
528
00:34:22,353 --> 00:34:23,979
...while you try to comfort them.
529
00:34:24,647 --> 00:34:29,235
Is that what you want,
to be smothered by pity and grief?
530
00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:31,195
Well, not me.
531
00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:37,076
And in your heart, Carter,
I believe not you either.
532
00:34:40,329 --> 00:34:44,083
We're both in the same boat.
How's that for a metaphor?
533
00:34:45,668 --> 00:34:49,004
We got a real opportunity here.
534
00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:50,965
Opportunity?
535
00:34:51,131 --> 00:34:54,260
That is real twisted,
even by your standards.
536
00:34:54,468 --> 00:34:58,889
We still feel good, right?
Energy's coming back a little bit.
537
00:34:59,098 --> 00:35:01,600
Asymptomatic, the doc says.
538
00:35:02,059 --> 00:35:04,937
The way I see it,
we can lay around here...
539
00:35:05,104 --> 00:35:08,983
...hoping for a miracle in
some bullshit science experiment...
540
00:35:09,149 --> 00:35:13,904
...or we can put some moves on.
541
00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:25,291
Skydiving, huh?
542
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:27,626
All right.
543
00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:29,837
[EDWARD LAUGHING
THEN DOOR OPENS]
544
00:35:30,254 --> 00:35:33,841
What kind of hospital is this?
There isn't an M.D. within a mile.
545
00:35:35,426 --> 00:35:38,012
Virginia, we have to talk.
546
00:35:38,679 --> 00:35:39,805
What did they say?
547
00:35:39,972 --> 00:35:45,561
Uh, Mrs. Chambers, I'm gonna
give you two a little quiet time.
548
00:35:45,728 --> 00:35:47,229
Excuse me.
549
00:35:58,615 --> 00:35:59,908
It's not good.
550
00:36:05,873 --> 00:36:08,334
I knew we should have gone to UCLA.
551
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,669
The surgeons are better.
Post-op is better.
552
00:36:10,878 --> 00:36:13,047
- Wouldn't have mattered.
- You don't know that.
553
00:36:13,255 --> 00:36:16,008
We're not giving up.
I want another opinion.
554
00:36:16,175 --> 00:36:17,593
Ah, Virginia.
555
00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:20,095
Yes, Oncology, please.
Dr. Veteri's office.
556
00:36:20,304 --> 00:36:22,222
Virginia, no.
557
00:36:22,556 --> 00:36:24,224
Let me handle this.
558
00:36:26,810 --> 00:36:29,605
Dr. Veteri? Virginia Chambers.
559
00:36:29,772 --> 00:36:31,607
Yes, that's right...
560
00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:47,831
I'm going away for a while.
561
00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:50,542
What are you talking about?
562
00:36:50,751 --> 00:36:53,504
I'm talking about Edward and I
are going away.
563
00:36:53,796 --> 00:36:55,756
Edward and you?
564
00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:58,550
Going away where?
565
00:37:00,344 --> 00:37:02,304
I don't expect you to understand.
566
00:37:02,763 --> 00:37:05,933
You're damn right I don't understand.
567
00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:09,228
I don't understand how you can
just give up like this.
568
00:37:09,395 --> 00:37:11,980
How you can just quit...
Quit fighting.
569
00:37:12,189 --> 00:37:14,650
- Virginia.
- Why don't you tell our children that?
570
00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:18,278
See what they say when they find out
you've given up on them.
571
00:37:18,487 --> 00:37:20,280
Given up on them?
572
00:37:21,073 --> 00:37:23,075
Given up on them?
573
00:37:23,826 --> 00:37:26,787
I've got 45 years greased up
under the hood of a car...
574
00:37:26,954 --> 00:37:30,624
...so that they didn't want for anything,
and they didn't.
575
00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:33,085
I think I've earned some time
for myself.
576
00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:37,047
To do what?
Run off with a total stranger?
577
00:37:37,256 --> 00:37:38,590
He's not a stranger.
578
00:37:38,799 --> 00:37:40,175
I'm your wife.
579
00:37:40,384 --> 00:37:42,678
And I'm your husband.
And I'm their father.
580
00:37:42,845 --> 00:37:45,472
And I'm a grandfather.
And I'm a damn mechanic!
581
00:37:45,681 --> 00:37:46,849
And you're a fool.
582
00:37:47,349 --> 00:37:51,478
You're a fool who thinks he's figured out
a way how not to have cancer.
583
00:37:57,401 --> 00:37:59,111
I'm sorry.
584
00:38:09,746 --> 00:38:12,291
My husband is not for sale.
585
00:38:26,096 --> 00:38:28,056
She hates me.
586
00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:34,938
Do you hate me?
587
00:38:37,149 --> 00:38:38,734
Not yet.
588
00:38:43,113 --> 00:38:44,948
CARTER:
And so it began.
589
00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:03,800
I've always been afraid to go up
in an airplane...
590
00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:07,596
...now I'm gonna jump out of one
at the whim of a maniac!
591
00:39:09,598 --> 00:39:10,974
Wanna get it?
592
00:39:11,642 --> 00:39:14,019
How do you suggest we do that?
593
00:39:14,436 --> 00:39:15,479
Wait.
594
00:39:15,729 --> 00:39:16,813
Ow!
595
00:39:22,444 --> 00:39:23,529
Aah!
596
00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,155
Damn it.
597
00:39:30,786 --> 00:39:32,496
Not a word.
598
00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:36,375
Back to the seat, Kyle.
599
00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:41,338
You'll have to forgive him, Kyle.
He's worried about the little woman.
600
00:39:41,547 --> 00:39:44,049
This has nothing to do with my wife.
601
00:39:44,258 --> 00:39:45,634
Thirty seconds to drop.
602
00:39:45,842 --> 00:39:48,095
The Sequel was like that.
603
00:39:48,262 --> 00:39:50,806
She never backed me up on anything.
604
00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:52,140
The Sequel?
605
00:39:52,349 --> 00:39:54,726
The second Mrs. Edward Cole.
606
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:58,188
God, that woman hated me.
607
00:39:58,397 --> 00:40:00,566
Maybe because you called her
The Sequel.
608
00:40:01,191 --> 00:40:05,362
Jeez, Kyle,
I never looked at it that way.
609
00:40:05,529 --> 00:40:07,406
- Fifteen seconds.
CARTER: No, no.
610
00:40:07,614 --> 00:40:10,200
- Wait! Wait, I can't do this.
- Sure you can.
611
00:40:10,409 --> 00:40:12,828
CARTER:
No. I can't. Really.
612
00:40:13,036 --> 00:40:14,913
It's not the jump you're afraid of.
613
00:40:15,122 --> 00:40:16,540
The hell it's not!
614
00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:19,084
You're just afraid
your chute won't open...
615
00:40:19,251 --> 00:40:23,714
...and you'll show up at
your own funeral as a Denver omelet.
616
00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:27,175
No, I'm pretty much just worried
the chute won't open.
617
00:40:27,342 --> 00:40:28,510
No, no!
618
00:40:28,677 --> 00:40:31,722
[CARTER SCREAMING]
619
00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:35,017
Man's got some lungs, huh?
620
00:40:35,559 --> 00:40:37,811
Let's hit the silk!
621
00:40:38,353 --> 00:40:41,732
Geronimo!
622
00:40:41,898 --> 00:40:46,445
Oh, yeah, beautiful!
623
00:40:47,738 --> 00:40:48,780
[EDWARD LAUGHING]
624
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:51,116
CARTER:
Aah! Aah!
625
00:40:51,283 --> 00:40:53,702
Pull the thing! Pull the cord!
626
00:40:53,869 --> 00:40:57,247
How about this, huh? This is living.
627
00:40:57,456 --> 00:41:00,292
I hate your rotten guts.
628
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:03,086
Surrender to the void!
629
00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:05,672
Which one of these damn cords
do you pull?
630
00:41:05,881 --> 00:41:09,176
KYLE: Don't touch it. We're not in the
drop zone yet. We could wind up in the...
631
00:41:09,343 --> 00:41:10,385
[KYLE AND CARTER YELL]
632
00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:13,680
INSTRUCTOR:
Okay. Let's deploy.
633
00:41:14,014 --> 00:41:17,976
[SINGING]
I got a feeling I'm falling
634
00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:20,437
INSTRUCTOR:
We're in the red zone. Pull the cord.
635
00:41:20,604 --> 00:41:24,274
[SINGING]
I got a feeling I'm falling in love
636
00:41:24,441 --> 00:41:26,735
Pull the damn cord!
637
00:41:28,070 --> 00:41:30,072
I was in love once.
638
00:41:35,452 --> 00:41:38,914
EDWARD:
Tommy, we live to die another day.
639
00:41:39,122 --> 00:41:40,749
How lucky for me.
640
00:41:40,916 --> 00:41:45,212
No jokes, Thomas, remember the will.
You're so close.
641
00:41:45,379 --> 00:41:46,546
[EDWARD LAUGHS]
642
00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:48,924
Let me ask you something.
643
00:41:49,091 --> 00:41:51,510
Uh, is it Tommy or Thomas?
644
00:41:51,677 --> 00:41:55,555
Um, it's actually Matthew,
but he finds that too biblical.
645
00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:58,934
EDWARD:
Let's eat something. Come on!
646
00:41:59,101 --> 00:42:00,769
Is he insane?
647
00:42:01,186 --> 00:42:02,604
Depends.
648
00:42:04,189 --> 00:42:05,273
[EDWARD GASPS]
649
00:42:05,899 --> 00:42:07,693
So you decided?
650
00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:11,863
No, I couldn't think of anything
I wanted to be stuck with permanently.
651
00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:15,492
What's permanently?
We're gonna be dead in five minutes.
652
00:42:15,659 --> 00:42:18,578
- What?
- Figure of speech.
653
00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:23,375
So no Confederate flag,
no black Jesus.
654
00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:25,168
No, I'm gonna...
655
00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:27,254
Pass. Yeah, sure.
656
00:42:27,462 --> 00:42:29,631
Well, I never agreed
to desecrate my body.
657
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,426
You worried they won't bury you
in a Jewish cemetery?
658
00:42:33,135 --> 00:42:34,636
What, the wife?
659
00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:36,346
It's a tattoo.
660
00:42:36,555 --> 00:42:39,141
It's not like you're dumping her
for another woman.
661
00:42:39,850 --> 00:42:41,727
I never been with another woman.
662
00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:43,395
Whoa.
663
00:42:44,646 --> 00:42:46,982
That's gotta be on the list.
664
00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:48,984
No, no. I don't think so.
665
00:42:49,151 --> 00:42:51,445
EDWARD:
Sixty-six years?
666
00:42:51,653 --> 00:42:55,031
Man, oh, man.
We ought to have a big orgy.
667
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:56,324
No.
668
00:42:56,533 --> 00:42:58,368
Orgy's not even being unfaithful.
669
00:42:58,577 --> 00:42:59,703
No.
670
00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:02,914
It's just, like, professional.
671
00:43:03,123 --> 00:43:04,249
No!
672
00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:06,668
I don't even have to be there.
673
00:43:07,586 --> 00:43:09,087
[LAUGHS]
674
00:43:11,965 --> 00:43:13,967
CARTER:
Hello, darling.
675
00:43:15,886 --> 00:43:18,930
- You gonna drive it or buy it a dress?
- Ha, ha.
676
00:43:19,264 --> 00:43:21,892
Just getting to know each other.
677
00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:33,195
You sure we're cleared for this?
678
00:43:33,403 --> 00:43:37,324
Of course we're cleared for it.
What if we weren't?
679
00:43:37,491 --> 00:43:39,117
Just checking.
680
00:43:59,638 --> 00:44:03,892
Come on! Tap it, baby!
Let's see what she's got.
681
00:44:04,309 --> 00:44:06,228
Ah, we're doing just fine.
682
00:44:06,436 --> 00:44:10,690
You sound like some kid
going to the junior prom.
683
00:44:11,942 --> 00:44:14,653
You sound like someone looking
for an ass-whupping.
684
00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:17,781
Ass-whupping? Ho-ho-ho-ho.
685
00:44:17,948 --> 00:44:19,950
- You got nothing!
- Ha, ha.
686
00:44:20,325 --> 00:44:23,787
Got enough for you, Sunny Jim,
dangling.
687
00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:37,175
Did you just make a penis reference?
688
00:44:37,759 --> 00:44:39,594
What if I did?
689
00:44:40,971 --> 00:44:43,640
Jesus! You're gonna kill us both!
690
00:44:43,849 --> 00:44:45,058
What if I do?
691
00:44:46,852 --> 00:44:48,353
Goddamn it!
692
00:44:48,562 --> 00:44:49,646
[LAUGHING]
693
00:44:50,397 --> 00:44:52,107
You're breaking evil on me.
694
00:44:52,315 --> 00:44:54,734
Evil? I'll show you evil.
695
00:44:54,943 --> 00:44:57,237
I'll show you Evel goddamn Knievel.
696
00:44:57,404 --> 00:44:59,948
Pick up on this, chicken man!
697
00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:07,831
Yee-ha!
698
00:45:12,502 --> 00:45:13,962
[LAUGHING]
699
00:45:14,170 --> 00:45:16,339
Chicken man, huh?
700
00:45:22,429 --> 00:45:25,140
You can run, but you cannot hide!
701
00:45:46,870 --> 00:45:50,790
[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
702
00:45:54,169 --> 00:45:55,921
What do you wanna do next?
703
00:45:56,129 --> 00:45:58,548
[CARTER LAUGHING]
704
00:46:01,051 --> 00:46:02,969
CARTER:
How much money do you have anyway?
705
00:46:03,136 --> 00:46:04,930
EDWARD:
Didn't anyone ever tell you...
706
00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:07,933
...that it's rude
to talk about someone else's money?
707
00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:11,144
CARTER:
I never knew anyone with enough to ask.
708
00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:12,205
Medicinal.
709
00:47:26,594 --> 00:47:29,305
It's indescribably beautiful.
710
00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:33,351
I love flying over the polar cap.
711
00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:36,146
Above the desolation.
712
00:47:36,646 --> 00:47:38,565
The stars...
713
00:47:39,691 --> 00:47:42,652
...it's really one of God's good ones.
714
00:47:45,905 --> 00:47:51,286
So you think a being
of some sort did all this?
715
00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:53,621
You don't?
716
00:47:53,830 --> 00:47:57,834
You mean, do I believe
if I look up in the sky...
717
00:47:58,001 --> 00:48:00,336
...and promise this or that...
718
00:48:00,503 --> 00:48:04,382
...the Biggie will make all this
go away?
719
00:48:05,008 --> 00:48:06,051
No.
720
00:48:06,509 --> 00:48:09,387
Then 95 percent of the people on Earth
are wrong?
721
00:48:09,596 --> 00:48:11,556
If life has taught me anything...
722
00:48:11,723 --> 00:48:14,976
...it's that 95 percent of the people
are always wrong.
723
00:48:15,185 --> 00:48:16,770
It's called faith.
724
00:48:17,687 --> 00:48:22,525
I honestly envy people who have faith.
I just can't get my head around it.
725
00:48:22,984 --> 00:48:25,153
Maybe your head's in the way.
726
00:48:27,530 --> 00:48:31,242
Carter, we've all had hundreds
of these discussions...
727
00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:35,288
...and every one of them
always hits the same wall.
728
00:48:35,455 --> 00:48:40,335
Is there a sugarplum fairy or not?
729
00:48:40,502 --> 00:48:44,255
And nobody has ever gotten
over that wall.
730
00:48:44,798 --> 00:48:47,717
So, what do you believe?
731
00:48:49,594 --> 00:48:52,347
I resist all beliefs.
732
00:48:52,639 --> 00:48:56,351
No big bang? Random universe?
733
00:48:56,518 --> 00:48:57,727
We live.
734
00:48:57,936 --> 00:48:59,395
We die.
735
00:48:59,562 --> 00:49:03,108
And the wheels on the bus
go round and round.
736
00:49:05,485 --> 00:49:08,446
What if you're wrong?
737
00:49:09,656 --> 00:49:11,783
I'd love to be wrong.
738
00:49:11,950 --> 00:49:15,537
If I'm wrong, I win.
739
00:49:18,706 --> 00:49:21,376
I'm not sure it works that way.
740
00:49:23,169 --> 00:49:26,714
Well, you're not claiming you know
something I don't.
741
00:49:26,881 --> 00:49:28,258
Mm-mm.
742
00:49:28,925 --> 00:49:30,969
I just have faith.
743
00:49:34,556 --> 00:49:36,891
Hallelujah, brother...
744
00:49:37,058 --> 00:49:38,977
...and pass the mustard.
745
00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:49,070
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
746
00:49:54,033 --> 00:49:56,661
CARTER:
Know how they harvest caviar?
EDWARD:
Hit me.
747
00:49:56,870 --> 00:49:59,205
When a female sturgeon is caught...
748
00:49:59,414 --> 00:50:02,792
...the fisherman has to take great care
to see she dies peacefully.
749
00:50:02,959 --> 00:50:05,670
- Mm-hm.
- If she feels the least bit threatened...
750
00:50:05,879 --> 00:50:08,339
...she secretes a sour chemical
that ruins the eggs.
751
00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:10,341
Sounds like my third wife.
752
00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:11,843
[LAUGHING]
753
00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:15,680
Woman thought mayonnaise
came from a plant.
754
00:50:18,558 --> 00:50:20,268
I could get used to this.
755
00:50:20,476 --> 00:50:22,770
Also sounds like my third wife.
756
00:50:28,610 --> 00:50:31,279
Thirty years I've been coming here.
757
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,616
First time with a guy.
758
00:50:34,824 --> 00:50:36,201
Well, I'm flattered.
759
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,913
Emily's 10th birthday
was the best, though.
760
00:50:40,622 --> 00:50:41,915
Who's Emily?
761
00:50:42,248 --> 00:50:43,917
My little, uh...
762
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,588
Well, she's not so little anymore.
763
00:50:49,714 --> 00:50:51,049
You have a daughter?
764
00:50:51,257 --> 00:50:54,594
- But I thought you said...
- Yeah, well...
765
00:50:54,761 --> 00:50:57,138
...I didn't know you then.
766
00:51:01,684 --> 00:51:04,729
Make a long story short, uh...
767
00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:07,273
...I don't see her.
768
00:51:09,234 --> 00:51:10,526
CARTER:
Hmm.
769
00:51:16,532 --> 00:51:17,617
What are you doing?
770
00:51:18,117 --> 00:51:19,953
It's time.
771
00:51:20,954 --> 00:51:23,498
- No, no, no. Cross that off.
- Why not?
772
00:51:23,706 --> 00:51:25,708
- Cross it off.
- Why?
773
00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:27,210
Why?
774
00:51:27,418 --> 00:51:29,462
There is no why.
775
00:51:35,718 --> 00:51:37,720
- What's the matter?
- Excuse me.
776
00:51:38,096 --> 00:51:39,347
Where you going?
777
00:51:39,555 --> 00:51:41,849
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
778
00:51:43,142 --> 00:51:45,061
Just like a broad.
779
00:51:45,228 --> 00:51:47,897
[WATER RUNNING]
780
00:51:52,485 --> 00:51:55,113
Look, uh, Carter...
781
00:51:56,114 --> 00:51:58,449
I'm sorry. I know...
782
00:51:59,325 --> 00:52:02,161
...sometimes I get
a little overbearing and I...
783
00:52:02,328 --> 00:52:04,789
[SCRUBBING]
784
00:52:04,956 --> 00:52:06,666
Jesus Christ.
785
00:52:06,833 --> 00:52:08,960
- It's all right. It's okay.
- What? What?
786
00:52:09,127 --> 00:52:11,504
The top on the catheter came loose,
that's all.
787
00:52:11,671 --> 00:52:14,257
Well, maybe we should get you
to a hospital, Carter...
788
00:52:14,424 --> 00:52:16,384
- I just busted out of the hospital.
- Huh?
789
00:52:16,551 --> 00:52:20,221
It's all right. Look, it's already stopped,
see? Let's get out of here.
790
00:52:20,430 --> 00:52:23,057
It looks wonderful.
Uh... Uh...
791
00:52:23,224 --> 00:52:25,018
- Maybe I'll get the...
- Let's just go.
792
00:52:25,184 --> 00:52:27,687
- You go straight to the car.
- Come on. Come on.
793
00:52:27,854 --> 00:52:29,314
Okay, all right.
794
00:52:40,033 --> 00:52:43,286
- Where's...? Where's Tommy?
MAN: In the salon, monsieur.
795
00:52:46,789 --> 00:52:48,541
CARTER:
Oh, my.
796
00:52:49,584 --> 00:52:51,711
How much money do you have?
797
00:52:52,962 --> 00:52:55,173
Well, I wouldn't bleed on the rugs.
798
00:52:55,340 --> 00:52:56,799
[CHUCKLES]
799
00:52:58,343 --> 00:53:02,805
I'm gonna find some place
where I can take a nice hot bath.
800
00:53:02,972 --> 00:53:04,432
Be as good as new afterwards.
801
00:53:04,807 --> 00:53:06,684
Uh... You... Okay.
802
00:53:06,851 --> 00:53:09,228
- Tom...
- Okay, we're all set, then? Okay, good.
803
00:53:09,395 --> 00:53:12,440
All right, it took some doing,
but, uh, I rearranged everything.
804
00:53:12,607 --> 00:53:16,736
Cairo tomorrow, Tanzania for two days,
then Johannesburg on Saturday.
805
00:53:16,903 --> 00:53:21,908
And, as previously directed,
no bullfight, no tiger hunt.
806
00:53:22,742 --> 00:53:27,705
Thomas, I'd really like to say
you're irreplaceable...
807
00:53:27,872 --> 00:53:29,749
...but I'd be lying.
808
00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:34,921
And I'd really like to say you're
a gracious man, and I love my job...
809
00:53:35,088 --> 00:53:37,799
...but I, too, would be lying.
810
00:53:38,257 --> 00:53:40,551
Turnabout is fair play.
811
00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:43,846
I believe you learned that
from the master.
812
00:53:44,222 --> 00:53:48,142
CARTER: Hey, look!
They got
Jeopardy! in the bathroom!
813
00:53:49,018 --> 00:53:51,396
On the TV.
Jeopardy!
814
00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:52,647
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
815
00:53:52,814 --> 00:53:55,316
Jeopardy!? In French?
816
00:53:56,192 --> 00:53:57,318
Hello?
817
00:53:57,860 --> 00:54:01,197
Mr. Cole? Virginia Chambers.
818
00:54:02,365 --> 00:54:06,119
Oh. Yeah. Um, hi.
819
00:54:07,161 --> 00:54:08,663
Let me get Carter for you.
820
00:54:08,871 --> 00:54:10,873
Well, actually,
I called to speak to you.
821
00:54:11,374 --> 00:54:12,458
Oh.
822
00:54:13,418 --> 00:54:16,129
Is he all right?
823
00:54:18,464 --> 00:54:21,592
Oh, yeah. He's... He's fine.
824
00:54:23,136 --> 00:54:24,637
May I ask where you are?
825
00:54:25,221 --> 00:54:28,099
France, actually. Uh, tomorrow...
826
00:54:28,307 --> 00:54:30,017
Give him back to me.
827
00:54:31,894 --> 00:54:35,022
Virginia. May I call you Virginia?
828
00:54:36,107 --> 00:54:38,192
I'm not sure that I can make...
829
00:54:38,359 --> 00:54:40,236
VIRGINIA:
I'm not asking for his sake.
830
00:54:40,736 --> 00:54:42,280
Mr. Cole...
831
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:46,742
...I've been a nurse
my entire adult life.
832
00:54:46,909 --> 00:54:49,996
Had a ringside seat
to more human tragedy...
833
00:54:50,163 --> 00:54:53,040
...than any woman should ever
have to bear.
834
00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:56,669
Now, I'm prepared
for my husband to die.
835
00:54:57,462 --> 00:55:01,382
I'm just not prepared to lose him
while he's still alive.
836
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:06,846
- Who is Howdy Doody?
PRESENTER [ON TV]:
You got it.
837
00:55:07,054 --> 00:55:09,182
- You pick.
- "TV Puppets," for 400.
838
00:55:09,348 --> 00:55:10,641
PRESENTER:
These two Muppets...
839
00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:13,102
...are roommates on
the long-running show Sesame Street.
840
00:55:13,269 --> 00:55:15,438
- Who are Bert and Ernie?
MAN:
Who are Bert and Ernie?
841
00:55:15,605 --> 00:55:16,647
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
842
00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:18,107
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
843
00:55:18,274 --> 00:55:20,485
PRESENTER:
...the son of a Greek immigrant...
844
00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:21,986
...was born in Towson, Maryland.
845
00:55:22,153 --> 00:55:24,113
Who is Spiro Agnew?
846
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,574
WOMAN:
Who is Spiro Agnew?
847
00:55:26,741 --> 00:55:27,783
Well...
848
00:55:28,075 --> 00:55:30,536
...you're looking, uh...
849
00:55:30,703 --> 00:55:32,371
...buoyant.
850
00:55:32,997 --> 00:55:35,917
This is the first time I was ever in a tub
with no corners.
851
00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:37,543
Really?
852
00:55:38,544 --> 00:55:42,757
You know, ahem, Carter,
uh, I've been thinking...
853
00:55:44,050 --> 00:55:47,303
...what with the catheter
and everything...
854
00:55:48,346 --> 00:55:50,681
...maybe we should put this on hold
for a while.
855
00:55:51,098 --> 00:55:54,435
Come on, now, I told you,
stop worrying. I'm fine.
856
00:55:54,602 --> 00:55:57,104
No, no, it's not that. It's not that.
857
00:55:57,313 --> 00:56:00,483
It's just, I mean, if you're worried
about letting me down...
858
00:56:00,650 --> 00:56:02,777
...you know, it's a lot easier for me.
859
00:56:04,570 --> 00:56:06,781
You talked to Virginia, didn't you?
860
00:56:08,449 --> 00:56:09,951
[SIGHS]
861
00:56:11,118 --> 00:56:12,828
Why do you think I'm doing this?
862
00:56:13,454 --> 00:56:15,540
Because I talked you into it.
863
00:56:16,499 --> 00:56:20,419
Edward, you're strong,
but you're not that strong.
864
00:56:24,173 --> 00:56:25,550
No.
865
00:56:27,009 --> 00:56:31,514
After Rachel left for college,
there was a hole.
866
00:56:32,723 --> 00:56:37,103
I mean, you know, no more homework,
no more Little League...
867
00:56:37,812 --> 00:56:40,690
...recitals, school plays...
868
00:56:41,941 --> 00:56:45,778
...kids crying, fights, skinned knees.
869
00:56:48,698 --> 00:56:52,034
And for the first time in 40 years,
I looked at Virginia...
870
00:56:52,201 --> 00:56:58,541
...without all of the noise,
without all of the distractions...
871
00:56:59,208 --> 00:57:02,837
...and I couldn't remember
what it felt like...
872
00:57:03,045 --> 00:57:07,550
...when I could not walk down the street
without holding her hand.
873
00:57:14,056 --> 00:57:19,562
I mean, she was the same woman
I fell in love with, she hadn't changed.
874
00:57:21,981 --> 00:57:26,027
But somehow
everything was different.
875
00:57:28,154 --> 00:57:30,740
We'd lost something along the way.
876
00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:34,243
You know?
877
00:57:34,785 --> 00:57:35,953
WOMAN:
"TV Puppets," for 600.
878
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:41,000
PRESENTER:
Ventriloquist Edgar Bergen
hosted a show named for this dummy.
879
00:57:41,667 --> 00:57:44,295
Who is Charlie McCarthy?
880
00:57:44,503 --> 00:57:46,964
PRESENTER:
Sandy?
SANDY:
Who's Charlie McCarthy?
881
00:57:50,468 --> 00:57:53,512
[CARTER SINGING
"THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT"]
882
00:57:57,224 --> 00:58:00,686
[BOTH SINGING]
883
00:58:18,412 --> 00:58:19,664
Look, look, look!
884
00:58:22,458 --> 00:58:23,542
Aah!
885
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:30,007
CARTER:
I was very pleased
when Edward decided...
886
00:58:30,174 --> 00:58:32,677
...to eliminate item number nine
from his list:
887
00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:34,929
"Hunt the big cat."
888
00:58:35,096 --> 00:58:38,265
Of course, he did insist on discharging
a few rounds from the big gun.
889
00:58:38,432 --> 00:58:39,475
[GUNSHOT]
890
00:58:39,642 --> 00:58:40,685
[EDWARD GRUNTS]
891
00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:42,770
CARTER:
One proved to be enough.
892
00:58:48,067 --> 00:58:51,278
- Gin.
- Of course, gin, why not?
893
00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:00,788
CARTER:
Do you know...
894
00:59:00,996 --> 00:59:05,000
...that the only dog ever struck
by lightning was right here, in Egypt?
895
00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:09,255
I wish I'd met you
before we were dead.
896
00:59:09,422 --> 00:59:11,507
[CARTER LAUGHING]
897
00:59:15,010 --> 00:59:17,888
You know, technically...
898
00:59:20,182 --> 00:59:23,018
...we could cross off two items:
899
00:59:23,185 --> 00:59:25,354
"See the pyramids"...
900
00:59:27,022 --> 00:59:29,066
...and "witness something majestic."
901
00:59:30,359 --> 00:59:33,529
This is about as majestic as it gets.
902
00:59:34,989 --> 00:59:36,657
Wait till you see my mountain.
903
00:59:37,158 --> 00:59:39,076
Oh, yeah.
904
00:59:40,870 --> 00:59:42,705
Your mountain.
905
00:59:43,998 --> 00:59:47,960
Still, this ain't half bad.
906
00:59:48,127 --> 00:59:52,256
You know, the ancient Egyptians had
a beautiful belief about death.
907
00:59:53,048 --> 00:59:55,384
When their souls got
to the entrance to heaven...
908
00:59:55,551 --> 00:59:58,053
...the gods asked them two questions.
909
00:59:58,220 --> 01:00:01,932
Their answers determined whether
they were admitted or not.
910
01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:06,520
Okay, I'll bite.
911
01:00:08,397 --> 01:00:10,316
What were they?
912
01:00:11,734 --> 01:00:14,403
Have you found joy in your life?
913
01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:16,113
Uh-huh.
914
01:00:19,992 --> 01:00:21,494
Answer the question.
915
01:00:21,827 --> 01:00:23,204
- Me?
- Yeah, you.
916
01:00:23,370 --> 01:00:26,832
Answer the question,
"Have I found joy in my life?"
917
01:00:30,336 --> 01:00:31,754
Yes.
918
01:00:32,254 --> 01:00:34,965
Has your life brought joy to others?
919
01:00:37,009 --> 01:00:39,887
Ah, this type of question, I...
920
01:00:41,013 --> 01:00:43,015
I don't know, uh...
921
01:00:43,182 --> 01:00:46,560
I don't think about
how other people gauge, uh...
922
01:00:48,771 --> 01:00:49,939
Ask them.
923
01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:52,191
I'm asking you.
924
01:00:55,820 --> 01:00:57,238
Fine.
925
01:00:58,197 --> 01:00:59,740
Fine.
926
01:01:02,493 --> 01:01:04,995
Let me put it to you this way.
927
01:01:06,455 --> 01:01:10,084
After the breakup,
and the ensuing fleecing of the dad...
928
01:01:10,251 --> 01:01:12,378
...Emily went to live with her mother.
929
01:01:12,878 --> 01:01:17,883
You know, you try to stay close,
but it gets down to holidays...
930
01:01:18,092 --> 01:01:22,221
...phone calls, birthday cards,
you know.
931
01:01:22,388 --> 01:01:23,973
Anyway...
932
01:01:25,641 --> 01:01:29,770
...Emily goes to college, joins one
of her "Save the Poor People"...
933
01:01:29,937 --> 01:01:32,231
...the animals, whatnot...
934
01:01:32,398 --> 01:01:34,733
...meets a guy, decides she loves him.
935
01:01:35,442 --> 01:01:38,737
Good-looking kid, driven, smart.
936
01:01:43,117 --> 01:01:46,203
But there was something about him...
937
01:01:46,370 --> 01:01:49,707
...so when she said they were engaged
I told her I was against it...
938
01:01:49,874 --> 01:01:52,543
...but being my daughter, naturally...
939
01:01:53,335 --> 01:01:55,504
...she went ahead
and married him anyway.
940
01:01:55,671 --> 01:01:58,924
Needless to say,
I wasn't invited to the wedding.
941
01:01:59,967 --> 01:02:01,343
That must have hurt.
942
01:02:01,886 --> 01:02:03,679
You think?
943
01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:13,439
First time he hit her, she came to me.
I wanted to bash his brains in.
944
01:02:14,023 --> 01:02:15,566
She wouldn't let me.
945
01:02:15,733 --> 01:02:19,403
Said she loved him, said it wasn't
his fault, he'd had a few drinks...
946
01:02:19,570 --> 01:02:22,489
...she was the one picked the fight.
947
01:02:24,700 --> 01:02:28,287
Next time it happened,
she didn't come to me.
948
01:02:29,455 --> 01:02:32,833
The ex told me.
Nice to hear her voice again.
949
01:02:34,335 --> 01:02:35,669
What did you do?
950
01:02:35,878 --> 01:02:38,005
What any father would do.
951
01:02:38,923 --> 01:02:41,050
I took care of it.
952
01:02:42,426 --> 01:02:46,847
I called a guy who called a guy
who handles these kinds of things.
953
01:02:47,014 --> 01:02:49,516
I don't know what he said,
don't know what he did...
954
01:02:49,683 --> 01:02:52,144
...all I know is he didn't kill him...
955
01:02:52,311 --> 01:02:56,398
...and my daughter never
heard from him again.
956
01:02:58,067 --> 01:03:00,027
How did she react?
957
01:03:01,862 --> 01:03:05,908
Called me names you wouldn't believe,
and worse...
958
01:03:07,159 --> 01:03:09,411
Said I was dead to her.
959
01:03:14,792 --> 01:03:17,670
I'm not proud of everything I did...
960
01:03:17,836 --> 01:03:20,506
...but I'm pretty sure
I'd do it all again...
961
01:03:20,673 --> 01:03:25,219
...so if they don't let me into Egyptian
heaven because my daughter hates me...
962
01:03:25,386 --> 01:03:29,139
...well, then I guess that's
just the way it goes.
963
01:03:29,306 --> 01:03:32,184
However you answer
your two questions.
964
01:03:37,731 --> 01:03:40,567
How do we get down from this tomb?
965
01:03:59,586 --> 01:04:03,632
CARTER: The empress was the wife
of Shah Jahan, the fifth Mogul emperor.
966
01:04:04,550 --> 01:04:07,803
Although it was an arranged marriage,
they were deeply in love...
967
01:04:07,970 --> 01:04:13,017
...and remained inseparable until
she died giving birth to their 14th child.
968
01:04:14,852 --> 01:04:17,980
Do you mind if I call you Ray?
969
01:04:19,064 --> 01:04:21,358
Main man Ray.
970
01:04:21,567 --> 01:04:23,736
Are you listening
to anything I'm saying?
971
01:04:23,944 --> 01:04:25,571
Absolutely.
972
01:04:25,738 --> 01:04:28,949
Fourteen kids. I'm with you.
973
01:04:32,494 --> 01:04:37,624
It took 20,000 volunteers 22 years
to complete this structure.
974
01:04:37,833 --> 01:04:40,919
Every square foot designed
by the shah himself.
975
01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:44,339
So that's true love.
976
01:04:45,007 --> 01:04:46,884
That's true love.
977
01:04:48,177 --> 01:04:49,720
Must be nice.
978
01:04:57,102 --> 01:05:02,649
Don't know if I buy the whole
"20,000 volunteers" business.
979
01:05:04,735 --> 01:05:08,655
EDWARD:
Funeral plans tend to confuse me.
980
01:05:09,364 --> 01:05:12,242
Specifically, buried or cremated.
981
01:05:12,951 --> 01:05:14,620
Take buried.
982
01:05:14,787 --> 01:05:17,873
Now, I know it shouldn't matter,
but I'm claustrophobic.
983
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:19,416
[CARTER CHUCKLES]
984
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:23,253
What if I wake up underground
and nobody can hear me?
985
01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:26,507
Do they still make those coffins
with the bells?
986
01:05:26,673 --> 01:05:30,385
Uh... I don't believe they do.
987
01:05:31,762 --> 01:05:34,473
Then cremated.
What do you do with the ashes?
988
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:37,392
Do you bury them, scatter them,
put them on a shelf?
989
01:05:37,559 --> 01:05:41,480
Float them down the Ganges
on a bed of flowers?
990
01:05:42,064 --> 01:05:44,691
What if I feel the flames?
991
01:05:45,734 --> 01:05:48,654
Well, I definitely want
to have myself cremated.
992
01:05:48,821 --> 01:05:52,741
Maybe we should go frozen
like Walt Disney.
993
01:05:53,575 --> 01:05:56,036
No. Cremated.
994
01:05:56,203 --> 01:05:59,665
Ashes put in a can,
buried some place with a view.
995
01:05:59,832 --> 01:06:01,375
A can, huh?
996
01:06:01,542 --> 01:06:05,337
Yeah. I never liked the sound
of the word urn.
997
01:06:05,504 --> 01:06:10,425
Really? Got any special feelings
about crypt?
998
01:06:10,592 --> 01:06:12,553
Heh. No.
999
01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:16,765
No, an old Chock Full o'Nuts can
will do me just fine.
1000
01:06:16,932 --> 01:06:20,352
Chock Full o'Nuts,
"the Heavenly Coffee."
1001
01:06:20,519 --> 01:06:23,397
Better coffee even your money
can't buy, my friend.
1002
01:06:23,564 --> 01:06:24,815
Don't bet on it.
1003
01:06:24,982 --> 01:06:26,775
Oh, right.
1004
01:06:26,942 --> 01:06:28,819
Kopi Luwak.
1005
01:06:28,986 --> 01:06:31,947
What do you got against Kopi Luwak?
1006
01:06:33,782 --> 01:06:35,534
Too fancy for my tastes.
1007
01:06:35,701 --> 01:06:40,914
Oh, yeah.
Too fancy for my main man, Ray.
1008
01:06:41,081 --> 01:06:43,458
[LAUGHING]
1009
01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:48,505
CARTER: Gin.
- Goddamn it.
1010
01:06:48,672 --> 01:06:50,382
You get all the cards.
1011
01:06:57,472 --> 01:07:00,475
EDWARD:
This is China for you, baby.
1012
01:07:01,101 --> 01:07:03,937
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
1013
01:07:21,413 --> 01:07:24,416
Be a lot more majestic
if we could see it.
1014
01:07:26,043 --> 01:07:28,420
See that old woman?
1015
01:07:29,171 --> 01:07:32,299
Odds are we're gonna be
dead before her.
1016
01:07:34,051 --> 01:07:35,719
Happy thought.
1017
01:07:37,262 --> 01:07:40,432
Of course, she's probably got
reincarnation going for her...
1018
01:07:40,599 --> 01:07:42,893
...however that system works.
1019
01:07:43,101 --> 01:07:45,520
Ah, the Buddhists believe
you keep coming back.
1020
01:07:45,687 --> 01:07:49,024
Moving up or down a level,
based on how you lived your life.
1021
01:07:49,566 --> 01:07:52,069
See, that's where they lose me.
1022
01:07:52,694 --> 01:07:57,366
I mean, what would a snail have to do
to move up in the lineup?
1023
01:07:57,532 --> 01:08:00,535
Lay down a perfect trail of slime?
1024
01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:02,579
So shitty news, or really shitty news?
1025
01:08:03,372 --> 01:08:05,415
A, the first one.
1026
01:08:05,916 --> 01:08:07,376
There's a storm up there.
1027
01:08:07,584 --> 01:08:11,296
Well, thanks for the bulletin, Tom,
we can't even see the goddamn thing.
1028
01:08:11,463 --> 01:08:13,924
They won't let us fly up
until the weather clears.
1029
01:08:14,132 --> 01:08:16,134
Well, when do they expect it to clear?
1030
01:08:16,301 --> 01:08:18,262
Uh, next spring, sometime.
1031
01:08:20,222 --> 01:08:23,183
That's the really shitty news,
in case you were wondering.
1032
01:08:25,352 --> 01:08:26,937
[CARTER SIGHS]
1033
01:08:31,483 --> 01:08:34,319
Well, maybe next time.
1034
01:08:34,987 --> 01:08:36,405
Yeah.
1035
01:08:37,281 --> 01:08:39,157
Next spring.
1036
01:08:41,702 --> 01:08:43,328
So now what?
1037
01:08:43,495 --> 01:08:48,000
Well, maybe your mountain's
trying to tell us something.
1038
01:08:48,208 --> 01:08:49,710
What do you mean?
1039
01:08:49,918 --> 01:08:52,754
Maybe we've been gone long enough.
1040
01:08:53,255 --> 01:08:56,466
Gone long enough?
Gone long enough for whom?
1041
01:08:58,343 --> 01:09:00,429
Oh. No, I get it.
1042
01:09:00,637 --> 01:09:04,182
The mountain isn't telling us
it's time for us to go home.
1043
01:09:04,349 --> 01:09:09,271
The mountain is telling you to tell me
it's time for me to go home, right?
1044
01:09:09,438 --> 01:09:12,482
- Yeah.
- You shit.
1045
01:09:12,691 --> 01:09:16,320
Why don't you worry about your life,
and let me worry about mine, okay?
1046
01:09:16,528 --> 01:09:18,864
Okay, okay! You don't have to
get chippy with me.
1047
01:09:19,281 --> 01:09:23,160
CARTER: What's next?
EDWARD: Next, Hong Kong.
1048
01:09:24,036 --> 01:09:27,497
EDWARD:
Silk suits and black walnut ice cream.
1049
01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:35,297
Tibetans call it Chomulungma,
"Goddess Mother of the Snows."
1050
01:09:35,839 --> 01:09:39,134
"Goddess Mother of the World,"
actually.
1051
01:09:39,926 --> 01:09:42,679
In the traditional Tibetan translation.
1052
01:09:44,681 --> 01:09:46,433
I stand corrected.
1053
01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:48,810
Pinot Noir, please.
1054
01:09:49,728 --> 01:09:51,521
I take it you've been there?
1055
01:09:52,439 --> 01:09:55,067
Uh... Uh... Um...
I just left, actually.
1056
01:09:55,776 --> 01:09:57,861
We tried to go up, but it wasn't...
1057
01:09:58,028 --> 01:09:59,696
You're a little late in the season.
1058
01:09:59,863 --> 01:10:01,239
So they tell me.
1059
01:10:01,406 --> 01:10:04,284
- My name's Angelica.
- Yeah, Carter.
1060
01:10:06,161 --> 01:10:09,623
I'm sorry if this sounds terrible...
1061
01:10:09,790 --> 01:10:13,627
...but aren't you a little developed in
years to be running up a giant mountain?
1062
01:10:16,588 --> 01:10:19,633
"Developed," now that's certainly
one way of putting it.
1063
01:10:19,966 --> 01:10:21,510
Well, I've been up there, you know.
1064
01:10:21,676 --> 01:10:22,761
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
1065
01:10:22,928 --> 01:10:26,056
I made it to 26,000 feet
before we had to turn back.
1066
01:10:26,598 --> 01:10:28,433
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
1067
01:10:30,060 --> 01:10:31,269
What was it like?
1068
01:10:31,895 --> 01:10:33,105
Cold...
1069
01:10:33,271 --> 01:10:35,148
- Mm.
- ...mostly.
1070
01:10:35,607 --> 01:10:39,486
During the day,
the sky is more black than blue.
1071
01:10:39,653 --> 01:10:42,280
There's not enough air
to reflect the sunlight.
1072
01:10:43,031 --> 01:10:48,036
But at night,
you've never seen so many stars.
1073
01:10:48,870 --> 01:10:53,708
Seems like they're just out of reach,
and so bright.
1074
01:10:54,126 --> 01:10:59,005
They're like little holes
in the floor of heaven.
1075
01:11:06,471 --> 01:11:09,266
- Did you hear it?
- Hear what?
1076
01:11:10,976 --> 01:11:14,479
I read an account of a man
who made it to the summit...
1077
01:11:15,355 --> 01:11:19,443
...and standing there
at the top of the world...
1078
01:11:20,444 --> 01:11:24,281
...he experienced
this profound silence.
1079
01:11:24,656 --> 01:11:27,993
It was like all sound just fell away.
1080
01:11:28,994 --> 01:11:30,537
And that's when he heard it.
1081
01:11:30,954 --> 01:11:32,080
What?
1082
01:11:33,415 --> 01:11:35,584
The sound of the mountain.
1083
01:11:37,669 --> 01:11:41,256
He said it was like he heard
the voice of God.
1084
01:11:48,054 --> 01:11:50,223
I've never done this before.
1085
01:11:51,725 --> 01:11:55,103
That sounds like such a cliché...
1086
01:11:57,731 --> 01:12:00,317
...but I have a room upstairs.
1087
01:12:07,449 --> 01:12:09,034
Well, that's...
1088
01:12:11,578 --> 01:12:13,205
I mean...
1089
01:12:13,622 --> 01:12:14,998
I...
1090
01:12:18,793 --> 01:12:21,004
I appreciate that.
1091
01:12:22,130 --> 01:12:23,840
But you see...
1092
01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:30,639
She's a very lucky woman.
1093
01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:33,934
Well, I rather think I'm the lucky one.
1094
01:12:34,518 --> 01:12:36,311
Good for you.
1095
01:12:49,533 --> 01:12:50,951
Tom?
1096
01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:55,205
Three things to remember
when you get older:
1097
01:12:55,372 --> 01:12:57,040
Never pass up a bathroom...
1098
01:12:57,249 --> 01:13:01,419
...never waste a hard-on,
and never trust a fart.
1099
01:13:01,628 --> 01:13:05,423
I'll keep that in mind
as I approach decrepitude.
1100
01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:07,801
Heh-heh. That's a good one there.
1101
01:13:08,426 --> 01:13:09,844
Let's go home.
1102
01:13:10,053 --> 01:13:11,263
Excuse me?
1103
01:13:11,429 --> 01:13:13,682
I want to go home now.
1104
01:13:13,848 --> 01:13:17,018
But I thought that...
What about the silk suits?
1105
01:13:17,477 --> 01:13:19,396
That was very clever of you, Edward.
1106
01:13:21,273 --> 01:13:22,566
[LAUGHS]
1107
01:13:22,774 --> 01:13:25,026
How'd you know
I wouldn't go through with it?
1108
01:13:26,403 --> 01:13:28,071
I didn't.
1109
01:13:37,455 --> 01:13:39,291
I'm proud of you.
1110
01:13:40,083 --> 01:13:42,794
Nobody cares what you think.
1111
01:13:45,505 --> 01:13:46,631
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
1112
01:14:05,859 --> 01:14:07,694
America.
1113
01:14:25,962 --> 01:14:29,674
Hey, Tommy, this isn't
the way to Crenshaw.
1114
01:14:30,717 --> 01:14:34,137
There's an accident on the 10.
We're taking the surface streets.
1115
01:14:34,304 --> 01:14:35,764
Uh-huh.
1116
01:14:49,903 --> 01:14:51,863
Why are we, uh...?
1117
01:14:56,368 --> 01:14:58,244
Oh, my God.
1118
01:14:58,411 --> 01:15:01,665
He's kept tabs on her.
Just in case you decided to...
1119
01:15:01,831 --> 01:15:03,500
This was your idea, Tom?
1120
01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:05,919
No, it was my idea.
I talked him into it.
1121
01:15:06,086 --> 01:15:08,171
- Yeah, talked him into it.
- Hey.
1122
01:15:08,380 --> 01:15:11,216
Wait a minute. Edward. Edward?
Wait a minute.
1123
01:15:11,383 --> 01:15:14,052
Edward. What are you so afraid of?
1124
01:15:14,219 --> 01:15:18,723
Just because I told you my story
does not invite you to be a part of it.
1125
01:15:18,890 --> 01:15:20,517
Oh. Like the lady in the bar?
1126
01:15:20,725 --> 01:15:22,686
- That's different.
- Tell me how.
1127
01:15:23,269 --> 01:15:25,397
- Because it is!
- How is it different?
1128
01:15:25,605 --> 01:15:28,983
You have no fucking idea who I am!
1129
01:15:29,150 --> 01:15:32,112
I built a billion-dollar business
up from nothing!
1130
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:34,114
Presidents have asked my advice.
1131
01:15:34,322 --> 01:15:38,410
I have dined with royalty and I'm
supposed to make out like, what...
1132
01:15:38,576 --> 01:15:41,246
...this trip was supposed to
mean something to me?
1133
01:15:41,413 --> 01:15:44,249
Like it was gonna change me?
1134
01:15:46,418 --> 01:15:50,505
How did you see it playing out, Carter?
I knock on the door, she answers.
1135
01:15:50,672 --> 01:15:52,465
She's surprised and angry...
1136
01:15:52,674 --> 01:15:55,844
...but I tell her how much I love her
and miss her.
1137
01:15:56,010 --> 01:15:58,888
And, "Oh. By the way,
I'm gonna be dead soon...
1138
01:15:59,055 --> 01:16:02,183
...so I'm reaching out to you
because I don't wanna die alone"?
1139
01:16:02,392 --> 01:16:03,977
Everyone is afraid to die alone.
1140
01:16:04,185 --> 01:16:06,604
I'm not everyone!
1141
01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:11,776
This was supposed to be fun.
1142
01:16:12,861 --> 01:16:15,488
That's all it ever was.
1143
01:16:17,323 --> 01:16:20,034
No, you don't get in. Call a cab.
1144
01:17:12,170 --> 01:17:14,255
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1145
01:17:58,216 --> 01:18:01,594
VIRGINIA:
Dear Heavenly Father,
we just want to thank you for this day...
1146
01:18:01,803 --> 01:18:04,973
...for having our family here together,
once again.
1147
01:18:05,139 --> 01:18:08,434
And, Lord, we just want to thank you
for returning my husband...
1148
01:18:08,601 --> 01:18:10,311
...their father, Lord, to us.
1149
01:18:21,072 --> 01:18:23,157
[CHATTERING]
1150
01:18:54,105 --> 01:18:55,189
[VIRGINIA LAUGHS]
1151
01:19:11,122 --> 01:19:12,498
[SNIFFS]
1152
01:19:12,665 --> 01:19:14,584
WOMAN 1:
Is he crying?
1153
01:19:14,751 --> 01:19:16,419
WOMAN 2:
I don't know.
1154
01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:18,963
He's usually so much fun.
1155
01:19:19,130 --> 01:19:21,507
[CRYING]
1156
01:19:22,759 --> 01:19:25,053
[LAUGHING]
1157
01:19:25,345 --> 01:19:26,888
VIRGINIA:
Oh...
1158
01:19:30,558 --> 01:19:31,935
- Wait a minute.
- What?
1159
01:19:32,101 --> 01:19:33,895
- I got something for us.
- Oh?
1160
01:19:34,062 --> 01:19:36,481
I wasn't sure I'd need it.
1161
01:19:36,648 --> 01:19:38,024
CARTER:
Sure.
1162
01:19:38,191 --> 01:19:40,401
VIRGINIA: Ow!
CARTER: Heh.
1163
01:19:42,028 --> 01:19:44,072
Okay.
1164
01:19:53,456 --> 01:19:54,540
[CLEARS THROAT]
1165
01:19:54,999 --> 01:19:56,876
VIRGINIA:
You know how long it's been?
1166
01:19:57,752 --> 01:19:58,920
Do I wanna know?
1167
01:19:59,087 --> 01:20:00,546
[VIRGINIA LAUGHING]
1168
01:20:01,381 --> 01:20:03,174
VIRGINIA:
Well, it's been longer than that.
1169
01:20:03,549 --> 01:20:05,259
[CHUCKLES]
1170
01:20:25,154 --> 01:20:29,158
You know, I feel like a teenager.
Like our first time.
1171
01:20:29,325 --> 01:20:33,621
Uh, if we were teenagers, we never
would've gotten out of that living room.
1172
01:20:33,955 --> 01:20:36,165
I remember the first time.
1173
01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:39,043
There was no tiptoeing around.
1174
01:20:39,210 --> 01:20:42,797
You were on me like... that.
1175
01:20:44,841 --> 01:20:45,925
Carter?
1176
01:20:47,343 --> 01:20:51,055
Oh, you playing hide-and-seek
now, huh? Okay.
1177
01:20:52,557 --> 01:20:54,183
Carter!
1178
01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:57,979
...which resulted in a 15 percent
increase in cash assets...
1179
01:20:58,146 --> 01:21:01,858
...following the sale of the recovery
center to Phillips Medical.
1180
01:21:04,152 --> 01:21:05,820
Mr. Cole?
1181
01:21:07,071 --> 01:21:08,948
Mr. Cole?
1182
01:21:09,115 --> 01:21:11,784
You ever read
The Divine Comedy?
1183
01:21:13,578 --> 01:21:15,038
Excuse me, sir?
1184
01:21:15,538 --> 01:21:20,877
The Divine Comedy,
Dante Alighieri's journey into hell.
1185
01:21:24,922 --> 01:21:26,340
Maybe we should take a break.
1186
01:21:26,632 --> 01:21:28,342
We don't need a break.
1187
01:21:28,509 --> 01:21:31,804
I'm in remission.
I'm a goddamn medical miracle.
1188
01:21:31,971 --> 01:21:33,973
I'm simply asking...
1189
01:21:34,140 --> 01:21:37,769
...if you ever read
The Divine Comedy.
1190
01:21:37,977 --> 01:21:39,520
Sir, you have a phone call.
1191
01:21:40,354 --> 01:21:42,315
Tommy, not now.
1192
01:21:42,523 --> 01:21:44,275
I really think you should take this.
1193
01:21:49,864 --> 01:21:52,658
[CHATTERING]
1194
01:21:56,621 --> 01:21:57,997
Uh...
1195
01:21:58,164 --> 01:21:59,707
Hey, Edward.
1196
01:21:59,874 --> 01:22:01,084
What's the prognosis?
1197
01:22:01,292 --> 01:22:02,919
It's metastasized to his brain.
1198
01:22:03,086 --> 01:22:06,047
Metast... Operable?
1199
01:22:06,214 --> 01:22:08,424
The odds aren't what
we'd like them to be.
1200
01:22:10,510 --> 01:22:12,345
Odds.
1201
01:22:13,179 --> 01:22:14,514
Jesus.
1202
01:22:34,492 --> 01:22:35,660
How's he doing?
1203
01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:39,455
He's doing okay.
1204
01:22:45,294 --> 01:22:47,839
Uh, he wanted me to give you this.
1205
01:22:48,005 --> 01:22:50,383
I was supposed to wait until after...
1206
01:22:50,591 --> 01:22:53,261
...but then I thought...
1207
01:22:53,427 --> 01:22:55,763
She never listened to me before.
1208
01:22:57,640 --> 01:22:59,976
Why change a winning formula?
1209
01:23:00,476 --> 01:23:01,936
[CHUCKLES]
1210
01:23:02,728 --> 01:23:04,522
You look like shit, Ray.
1211
01:23:05,648 --> 01:23:07,150
Thanks.
1212
01:23:08,109 --> 01:23:09,652
How they treating you?
1213
01:23:11,445 --> 01:23:13,656
Pea soup still sucks.
1214
01:23:14,073 --> 01:23:16,367
I'll have a word with the owner.
1215
01:23:16,993 --> 01:23:18,870
You do that.
1216
01:23:30,548 --> 01:23:32,508
Can I have some water?
1217
01:23:32,675 --> 01:23:36,095
You can't have water, but I'll get you
some of those lemon swabs, okay?
1218
01:23:36,262 --> 01:23:37,346
CARTER:
All right.
1219
01:23:52,987 --> 01:23:55,823
You still drinking that fancy coffee?
1220
01:23:55,990 --> 01:23:57,575
What?
1221
01:23:58,117 --> 01:23:59,327
What are you, obsessed?
1222
01:23:59,493 --> 01:24:00,620
[CARTER CHUCKLES]
1223
01:24:04,832 --> 01:24:06,375
Read it.
1224
01:24:08,794 --> 01:24:12,882
"Kopi Luwak is the world's
most expensive coffee.
1225
01:24:13,049 --> 01:24:18,262
Though for some, it falls under
the category of 'too good to be true.'
1226
01:24:18,429 --> 01:24:21,474
In the Sumatran village
where the beans are grown...
1227
01:24:21,641 --> 01:24:24,393
...lives a breed of wild tree cat.
1228
01:24:24,602 --> 01:24:29,440
These cats eat the beans,
digest them and then...
1229
01:24:29,607 --> 01:24:31,442
...defecate.
1230
01:24:33,194 --> 01:24:37,740
The villagers then collect
and process the stools.
1231
01:24:37,907 --> 01:24:42,328
It is the combination of the beans
and the gastric juices of the tree cat...
1232
01:24:42,495 --> 01:24:46,916
...that give Kopi Luwak
its unique flavor...
1233
01:24:47,083 --> 01:24:49,001
...and aroma."
1234
01:24:50,211 --> 01:24:51,629
You're shitting me.
1235
01:24:53,714 --> 01:24:56,133
Cats beat me to it.
1236
01:25:16,153 --> 01:25:18,864
- You got a pen? Give me a pen.
- What?
1237
01:25:19,615 --> 01:25:21,075
What?
1238
01:25:43,514 --> 01:25:44,724
Here.
1239
01:25:50,313 --> 01:25:52,356
It's not finished.
1240
01:25:52,982 --> 01:25:54,358
Well...
1241
01:25:54,650 --> 01:25:56,944
It's not a one-man deal.
1242
01:25:58,237 --> 01:26:00,573
I'm afraid it'll have to be.
1243
01:26:23,971 --> 01:26:25,389
We're ready.
1244
01:26:33,939 --> 01:26:35,649
I'll be here when you get back.
1245
01:26:36,150 --> 01:26:38,194
Sounds good to me.
1246
01:27:20,611 --> 01:27:25,032
CARTER:
Dear Edward, I've gone
back and forth the last few days...
1247
01:27:25,199 --> 01:27:28,536
...trying to decide whether or not
I should even write this.
1248
01:27:29,578 --> 01:27:34,542
In the end, I realized
I would regret it if I didn't...
1249
01:27:34,708 --> 01:27:36,877
...so here goes.
1250
01:27:37,878 --> 01:27:39,880
I know the last time
we saw each other...
1251
01:27:40,047 --> 01:27:43,134
...we weren't exactly hitting
the sweetest notes.
1252
01:27:43,300 --> 01:27:46,512
It certainly wasn't the way
I wanted the trip to end.
1253
01:27:48,639 --> 01:27:53,686
I suppose I'm responsible,
and for that I'm sorry.
1254
01:27:54,937 --> 01:27:58,899
But, in all honesty,
if I had the chance, I'd do it again.
1255
01:28:03,028 --> 01:28:07,032
Virginia said I left a stranger
and came back a husband.
1256
01:28:07,992 --> 01:28:10,119
I owe that to you.
1257
01:28:11,954 --> 01:28:15,624
There's no way I can repay you
for all you've done for me...
1258
01:28:15,791 --> 01:28:21,589
...so rather than try, I'm just going to
ask you to do something else for me.
1259
01:28:22,381 --> 01:28:24,884
Find the joy in your life.
1260
01:28:27,094 --> 01:28:29,680
You once said you're not everyone.
1261
01:28:29,847 --> 01:28:32,308
Well, that's true.
1262
01:28:32,475 --> 01:28:34,935
You're certainly not everyone.
1263
01:28:35,478 --> 01:28:39,273
But everyone is everyone.
1264
01:28:42,026 --> 01:28:43,986
My pastor always says:
1265
01:28:44,528 --> 01:28:47,072
"Our lives are streams...
1266
01:28:47,490 --> 01:28:49,450
...flowing into the same river...
1267
01:28:49,617 --> 01:28:54,038
...towards whatever heaven lies
in the mist beyond the falls."
1268
01:28:54,205 --> 01:28:57,625
Hello, sweetie. Hi.
1269
01:28:57,791 --> 01:29:00,586
CARTER:
Find the joy in your life, Edward.
1270
01:29:06,842 --> 01:29:08,761
My dear friend...
1271
01:29:09,386 --> 01:29:14,725
...close your eyes
and let the waters take you home.
1272
01:29:17,436 --> 01:29:21,982
Good afternoon.
My name is Edward Cole.
1273
01:29:24,902 --> 01:29:29,990
I don't know what most people say
at these occasions, because...
1274
01:29:30,449 --> 01:29:32,952
...in all honesty, I...
1275
01:29:34,245 --> 01:29:37,206
I've tried to avoid them.
1276
01:29:41,210 --> 01:29:43,671
The simplest thing is...
1277
01:29:43,837 --> 01:29:47,967
...I loved him and I miss him.
1278
01:29:53,222 --> 01:29:56,350
Carter and I saw the world together.
1279
01:29:58,102 --> 01:30:00,229
Which is amazing...
1280
01:30:00,396 --> 01:30:03,107
...when you think that only
three months ago...
1281
01:30:03,274 --> 01:30:06,110
...we were complete strangers.
1282
01:30:11,240 --> 01:30:13,075
I hope...
1283
01:30:14,577 --> 01:30:17,997
...that it doesn't sound
selfish of me...
1284
01:30:18,163 --> 01:30:22,418
...but the last months of his life...
1285
01:30:22,585 --> 01:30:25,879
...were the best months of mine.
1286
01:30:28,382 --> 01:30:30,092
He saved my life.
1287
01:30:31,135 --> 01:30:34,221
And he knew it before I did.
1288
01:30:37,099 --> 01:30:41,437
EDWARD:
I'm deeply proud that this man...
1289
01:30:41,604 --> 01:30:46,025
...found it worth his while
to know me.
1290
01:30:47,735 --> 01:30:49,695
In the end...
1291
01:30:49,862 --> 01:30:55,576
...I think it's safe to say that we brought
some joy to one another's lives.
1292
01:30:55,909 --> 01:30:58,954
So, one day, when...
1293
01:30:59,663 --> 01:31:03,083
...I go to some final resting place...
1294
01:31:03,959 --> 01:31:08,464
...if I happen to wake up
next to a certain wall with a gate...
1295
01:31:08,631 --> 01:31:11,842
...I hope that Carter's there...
1296
01:31:12,009 --> 01:31:14,219
...to vouch for me...
1297
01:31:14,428 --> 01:31:17,431
...and show me the ropes
on the other side.
1298
01:31:24,063 --> 01:31:26,899
CARTER:
Edward Perriman Cole died in May.
1299
01:31:28,067 --> 01:31:30,861
It was a Sunday, in the afternoon...
1300
01:31:31,028 --> 01:31:34,406
...and there wasn't a cloud in the sky.
1301
01:31:34,573 --> 01:31:36,659
He was 81 years old.
1302
01:31:38,869 --> 01:31:43,207
Even now, I can't claim to understand
the measure of a life.
1303
01:31:43,999 --> 01:31:46,585
But I can tell you this:
1304
01:31:47,169 --> 01:31:51,507
I know that when he died,
his eyes were closed...
1305
01:31:52,257 --> 01:31:54,843
...and his heart was open.
1306
01:31:56,261 --> 01:32:00,641
And I'm pretty sure he was happy
with his final resting place...
1307
01:32:01,433 --> 01:32:04,728
...because he was buried
on the mountain...
1308
01:32:05,729 --> 01:32:08,524
...and that was against the law.
1309
01:36:58,230 --> 01:37:00,232
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1310
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