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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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So...
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This is what it's like
to not be a virgin.
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Yeah. So...
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- How are you?
- Good. How are you?
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- Good. Good.
- Good.
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It was good.
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Right?
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I can honestly say,
the best I've ever had.
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- Was I good?
- Were you good?
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Donna, you know how my mom's
all over my back...
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to write thank-you notes
and I never do?
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Well... trust me.
You're gettin' a thank-you note.
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Okay. We'd better get back downstairs
before people start wondering where we are.
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Right. Oh, and we're gonna
need a cover story, so...
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- Yeah, let's just tell 'em all we had sex.
- No.
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Yeah, I know.
I'm kidding. Uh...
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we'll say we went out
for ice, because...
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we needed to cool down
from having sex!
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Maybe I should do the talking.
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Yeah. Well, you know, try to work it in
somewhere that we had sex...
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in conversation,
if it comes up, gracefully!
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See, Fez, you take all
the partially consumed drinks...
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and mix them together
to combine one giant überdrink.
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In this case... Tom Wallbanger
Bloody Sunrise on the Beach.
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Kelso, have you been
avoiding me?
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You kiddin' me?
I'm right here, aren't I?
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It's just that, ever since
I threatened to tell Jackie...
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about the two of us,
you've seemed distant.
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Laurie, that's just crazy.
All right?
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You blackmailin' me...
It's just brought us closer together.
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Hey there, kids.
Where've you two been?
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God, Dad. Can't we be gone for a minute
without you making all sorts of accusations?
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I mean, God, it was just a minute!
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To be fair, Donna...
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it was a little more than a minute.
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Donna, one of your drunken uncles
is touching me.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God!
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We need to talk...
right now!
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What?
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Yea! My first paycheck from Price Mart.
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The dark times are over, Kitty.
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Oh, honey, those weren't
dark times. It was...
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an economic segue.
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Well, it's over.
We should celebrate.
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Come on, Kitty.
Let's get you pregnant.
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Red!
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I'm kidding! You know I can barely stand
the kids we have.
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You know what we should do?
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Treat ourselves to something nice.
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I know! We can turn on the heat.
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All right. Tell me everything.
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No.
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Come on, Donna.
We're supposed to be friends.
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- Aren't we friends?
- Well, yeah.
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Okay then.
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So, what'd it look like?
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Jackie!
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Okay. We'll come back to that one.
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So, how was it?
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Jackie, I don't really want
to talk about it.
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Oh. That bad, huh?
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No. No.
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No, it was great.
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It just wasn't what I expected.
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I don't think we did it right.
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So, Eric's not good?
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It was more like...
like neither of us was good.
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Donna, it's not
up to the woman to be good.
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I don't know, Jackie. I mean,
I love Eric, but when the moment came...
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it was just, like,
awkward and weird and...
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I don't know.
I just felt so far away, you know?
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No. But go on!
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I mean, during it,
I just remember thinking...
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you know, "This is it?"
And "This is what everyone"...
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Everyone what?
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That's as far as I got.
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Oh. See, that's the problem.
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That's not the problem.
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Oh, trust me. That's a problem.
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Okay. You know what, Jackie?
Everything's fine.
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- Just don't tell anyone about this, okay?
- Okay.
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Okay?
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Okay!
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Eric and Donna had sex?
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Yeah. Yeah, and Eric wasn't good at it.
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Wow. Really?
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That's great!
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I would've gotten away with it too...
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if it wasn't for those darn kids.
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Oh, I love the Scooby-Doo.
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Forman, what the hell
are you grinning about?
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What?
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A guy can't grin?
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I think that maybe...
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Forman and Donna finally made
the beast with two backs.
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The backosaurus?
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So?
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Well, Hyde, I'm not sayin' yes
and I'm not sayin' no, but...
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I'm especially not sayin' no.
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Thank God. Man, I'm tellin' ya.
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I couldn't deal with one more week
of that "will they, won't they" crap.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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What's goin' on?
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Donna made Forman a man.
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Okay. Yeah, she did.
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Really?
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So, how was it?
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Well, boys...
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I tell ya, it was as if...
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in that one magic moment...
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the two people Donna and Eric
ceased to exist...
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and were replaced instead
by one perfect being...
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Donneric Formciotti.
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So...
Eric...
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you're saying it was good?
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Kelso, was...
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Michelangelo's Creation of Adam good?
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Yes, Kelso, it was good!
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So... Well, my first time...
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Jackie called me
the "Apollo Rocket of Love."
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What kind of rocket were you?
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Where are you goin' with this, Kelso?
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Nowhere...
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'cept Jackie said you were
totally lame in the sack!
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- Jackie said?
- Yeah.
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Donna told Jackie.
Jackie told me.
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Oh, but you can't tell Jackie I told you,
'cause she'd get pissed.
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It's okay, Eric.
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Maybe sex isn't your thing.
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All right. Almost there.
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Oh, I can't wait to see what we got!
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Oh, you're gonna love it.
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- Are ya ready?
- Uh-huh.
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Ta-da!
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A motorcycle?
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- Don't you love it?
- Of course I do, Red. What woman wouldn't?
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- Oh, you hate it.
- Of course I do, Red! What woman wouldn't?
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Red, I thought... I thought...
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we would get something
we both would enjoy...
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like a... a necklace.
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But this is much better
than a necklace!
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How?
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Well, it's...
not a stupid necklace!
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But it's shiny!
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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So... what's new?
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Well, turns out I'm really lame in the sack.
What's new with you?
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- What?
- Oh, it's all the news.
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Jackie told Kelso,
and Kelso told all of us.
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So, sorry I'm
"lame in the sack."
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I never said that. I said
it felt awkward and weird.
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Oh.
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What a relief.
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- You could've told me!
- How am I supposed to tell you something like that?
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I don't know. How about,
"Hey, Eric, you're awkward and weird"?
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You know what? That's the problem.
We did this really huge thing...
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and I feel like I can't
even talk to you about it.
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Well, God knows
you can talk to Jackie.
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- I knew this was gonna happen.
- What?
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I knew that once we did this, everything
would change, and damned if it didn't.
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Well...
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if that's the way you feel about it,
maybe we should never do it again.
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- Great.
- Oh, great!
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Oh, great.
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Look, Kitty.
Look how good I look on it.
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Hey, we could get matching jackets.
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You know how you love
things that match.
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Red, what were you thinking?
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Oh, come on, Kitty.
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You know the last thing
I bought for myself?
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A hose.
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I'm sorry,
but we can't afford it.
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- What do you mean? I'm working again.
- We have to get out of debt...
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and we have to pay for Eric's college,
and we got...
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we got Laurie's wedding and...
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and you know whoever she ends up with
is not gonna be any Rockefeller.
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Ah, I suppose you're right.
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Well, at least let's
take one ride on it...
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before we bring it back.
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Okay. Fine.
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Oh, that feels nice.
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Oh, that feels very nice.
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Michael, how could you?
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- What'd I do?
- Michael, I didn't tell you about Eric's...
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sad dilemma
so you can make fun of him.
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I told you
so you could help him.
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Well, Jackie, I can't help him
and burn him at the same time.
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Uh, I mean, come on, Jackie.
It's funny!
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I mean, he must've been really bad.
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Yeah, well, so were you.
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All right. Jackie, I don't think you know
what you're sayin', okay?
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'Cause you called me your
"Apollo Rocket of Love."
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Right. But I said it like...
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"Oh, Michael,
you're a regular 'Apollo Rocket of Love.'"
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Okay. I don't hear a difference.
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Eric, if it makes you
feel any better...
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Michael was really bad
his first time too.
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Oh. That's supposed
to make me feel better?
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- Doesn't it?
- Yeah, a little. Thanks, Jackie.
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Forman, I've been thinking
about your problem with Donna.
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After hours of serious consideration...
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it still makes me laugh.
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Hey! You leave Eric alone!
All right?
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He's our friend, and he needs our help
in this, his most desperate hour.
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I'm with ya, buddy.
Semper Fi!
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Gee, Kelso, why the sudden
change of heart?
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Oh, maybe it's because
the "Apollo Rocket of Love"...
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blew up all over
the launch pad?
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Whoa! A mystery...
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one suitable for Scooby-Doo
and his gang of cartoon teenagers.
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You know, guys, sometimes I wish we were
cartoon teenagers.
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Zoinks. That'd be super, Fez.
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Look, man. If God had meant for virgins
to lose it to other virgins...
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he wouldn't have given us
middle-aged hookers, man!
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Amen, brother.
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Because if there's one thing
men like us know...
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it's how to have sex.
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Oh, I cannot live
with this lie.
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Everyone prepare to be shocked.
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I, Fez, am still a virgin.
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Gosh, my... world no longer
makes sense.
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Fine, Hyde. But now that the middle-aged
hooker ship has sailed...
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what am I supposed to do?
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Well, I know I got a lot better when I
started makin' it with your sister.
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I got it! You should
make it with my sister!
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Kelso, man,
I've seen your sister.
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She's a virgin,
and she's gonna be...
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for a long time.
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- All right. What are you sayin'?
- Well, I think he's saying...
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"Moo."
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Okay. Maybe you
did not hear me.
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Fez, the man you all revere...
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has still not had sex.
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Yeah, heard you the first time.
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Forman, you've gotta figure out
what you're doin' wrong, man, and fast.
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You know what women call guys
who are lame in the sack?
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"Just friends."
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Yeah, but you can't let
the pressure get to you.
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I mean, don't think about how embarrassing
it'd be if you tried and you couldn't...
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how she'd stare at you
with those cruel, black eyes...
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as if to say,
"You're not really a man, Michael.
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You're not a man at all!"
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Okay.
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Well, this has been...
really helpful, guys.
246
00:16:30,335 --> 00:16:32,326
All right. You called my bluff.
247
00:16:32,404 --> 00:16:35,237
I am not really a virgin.
248
00:16:36,308 --> 00:16:38,299
Yes, I am.
249
00:16:47,719 --> 00:16:50,017
All right. Fun's fun.
250
00:16:50,088 --> 00:16:52,147
- Time to take it back.
- No.
251
00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:57,493
- No?
- No, I like it. I want to keep it.
252
00:16:59,064 --> 00:17:01,965
But you said yourself
that we gotta save money for the kids.
253
00:17:02,034 --> 00:17:04,195
Oh, screw the damn kids.
254
00:17:05,804 --> 00:17:09,467
Oh, Red. I have worked double shifts
all year. I deserve this.
255
00:17:09,541 --> 00:17:12,408
I want my hog.
256
00:17:12,477 --> 00:17:16,243
You know, Laurie might not even get married.
257
00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:19,441
Maybe Eric'll get
a scholarship to college.
258
00:17:19,518 --> 00:17:23,045
Oh, hell, he might be too stupid
to even get in college!
259
00:17:23,121 --> 00:17:25,282
Well, Red, we can only hope.
260
00:17:27,025 --> 00:17:29,016
Okay. So just out of curiosity...
no reason...
261
00:17:29,094 --> 00:17:31,028
what was
your first time like?
262
00:17:31,096 --> 00:17:35,590
Oh, my first time
was with a guy named...
263
00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:38,033
your father.
264
00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:41,266
My first time was
with this guy named Darren.
265
00:17:41,340 --> 00:17:44,332
It was really special.
266
00:17:44,409 --> 00:17:47,742
Oh, no, wait.
It wasn't Darren. It was...
267
00:17:47,813 --> 00:17:50,145
Robert?
268
00:17:50,215 --> 00:17:52,410
I think, Robert.
269
00:17:52,484 --> 00:17:57,478
Well, um, Red and I waited
until after we were married...
270
00:17:57,556 --> 00:18:02,220
like, five seconds
after we were married.
271
00:18:02,294 --> 00:18:06,128
We said, "To heck with the receiving line"
and hit the nearest closet.
272
00:18:09,334 --> 00:18:12,997
Oh, I remember running my hands
through his long blond hair...
273
00:18:13,071 --> 00:18:17,235
and listening to his beautiful
British accent.
274
00:18:17,309 --> 00:18:21,769
You see, because back then
your father was blond and British.
275
00:18:22,981 --> 00:18:26,473
No. No, no, no.
Not Robert.
276
00:18:26,551 --> 00:18:28,542
There was this guy.
277
00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:30,611
What was his name?
278
00:18:30,689 --> 00:18:32,850
Or was it his brother?
279
00:18:35,927 --> 00:18:37,918
It'll come to me.
280
00:18:37,996 --> 00:18:41,488
Good God! That dress must've had
a hundred buttons down the back...
281
00:18:41,566 --> 00:18:44,057
but Red got it off
in no time.
282
00:18:44,136 --> 00:18:47,628
You wouldn't know it to look at him,
but Red's got very nimble fingers.
283
00:18:47,706 --> 00:18:49,697
Nimble!
284
00:18:51,276 --> 00:18:53,938
I just remember
it was very disappointing...
285
00:18:54,012 --> 00:18:56,003
and I never saw
that guy again.
286
00:18:56,081 --> 00:18:58,072
I mean, your father.
287
00:18:58,150 --> 00:19:01,142
I mean, your father
was the first.
288
00:19:01,219 --> 00:19:04,120
Don't tell your father, okay?
289
00:19:05,390 --> 00:19:09,053
I wanna say Billy...
290
00:19:09,127 --> 00:19:11,789
but that's not right.
291
00:19:11,863 --> 00:19:14,354
Anyway, I just remember
that he wasn't very good.
292
00:19:14,433 --> 00:19:17,596
And it was just wonderful...
293
00:19:18,837 --> 00:19:21,772
eventually.
294
00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:27,543
Okay, Donna.
Here's the deal.
295
00:19:27,612 --> 00:19:30,080
Do you have any Rolaids?
296
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,582
Okay.
297
00:19:34,653 --> 00:19:37,486
Uh, I've been thinking
about what we said...
298
00:19:37,556 --> 00:19:39,888
about us not... doing it again...
299
00:19:39,958 --> 00:19:43,052
and, uh, I've decided
that's just crazy talk.
300
00:19:43,128 --> 00:19:46,529
But, Eric, we did it,
and now everything's a mess.
301
00:19:46,598 --> 00:19:49,260
See, Donna...
302
00:19:49,334 --> 00:19:52,326
everything you and I do is a mess...
303
00:19:52,404 --> 00:19:54,338
at first.
304
00:19:54,406 --> 00:19:56,567
I mean...
Face it.
305
00:19:56,641 --> 00:19:58,734
We're just
a couple of goons here.
306
00:20:00,278 --> 00:20:03,406
The first time we kissed,
the first time we went out...
307
00:20:03,482 --> 00:20:06,474
- The first time I let you get to second.
- Exactly.
308
00:20:07,719 --> 00:20:10,688
Wait. What did
I do wrong then?
309
00:20:10,756 --> 00:20:13,589
God, it was like
you were tuning a radio.
310
00:20:20,732 --> 00:20:23,064
Okay.
311
00:20:23,135 --> 00:20:26,127
- Okay, but do I still do that?
- No.
312
00:20:26,204 --> 00:20:30,106
- And the kissing... Has that gotten better?
- Yeah, a zillion times better.
313
00:20:30,175 --> 00:20:34,339
And, Donna, you know why
those things got better?
314
00:20:34,412 --> 00:20:38,712
Because we kind of care about each other,
and we talk and...
315
00:20:38,784 --> 00:20:40,718
we make things work.
316
00:20:42,220 --> 00:20:44,381
Yeah, but what if it doesn't work?
317
00:20:44,456 --> 00:20:48,290
Then, not only does it not work,
but we don't have what we used to have.
318
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:51,056
Donna, we will.
We love each other, right?
319
00:20:51,129 --> 00:20:55,122
So, trust me.
It can only get better.
320
00:21:01,339 --> 00:21:04,069
Okay. So, I guess what you're saying is
we need practice.
321
00:21:04,142 --> 00:21:07,202
And lots of it! Yes!
322
00:21:19,558 --> 00:21:23,358
- So?
- Yeah, it was a little better.
323
00:21:25,063 --> 00:21:26,997
A little better?
324
00:21:28,733 --> 00:21:30,667
I am the king!
325
00:21:37,576 --> 00:21:40,875
Hey, Mom, any more fried chicken?
326
00:21:40,946 --> 00:21:43,938
Well, my goodness,
you're a hungry little bee.
327
00:21:45,684 --> 00:21:48,949
Yeah, Forman.
Whatcha been doin'?
328
00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:51,352
Exercisin'?
329
00:21:52,924 --> 00:21:55,085
In a manner of speaking.
330
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,651
Hey. I'm too smart...
331
00:21:57,729 --> 00:22:00,061
for you two idiots
to try innuendo with me.
332
00:22:00,131 --> 00:22:02,065
Got it?
333
00:22:02,133 --> 00:22:04,897
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.
334
00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:07,530
You gonna eat that, big boy?
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