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[music]
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How long have you guys been in here?
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Can you get the fuck out of my shed, please?
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I got a letter from Ray.
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[reading] Dear Bubbles.
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Hope you are well.
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I'm really sorry I fucked
everything up.
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I'm doing okay.
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This US jail is really luxury.
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Good food, nice cell, lots of liquor and
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the guards are stupider as fuck.
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[laughter]
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Don't mean to scare you buddy, but this is on
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the cover of the Bangor Daily News.
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Oh my fuck!
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[reading] Janitor witness in
Swayzie Express robbery.
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Janitor saw "greasy looking"
Canadians in parking lot on drugs.
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Swayzie offers $50,000 reward
for return of prize model train.
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Swayzie!
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[music]
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Ah! Sugarcocks!
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Hey Randy.
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How's the cooking going?
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It's going okay. It's hard to
flip with this hand.
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Friggin cast.
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Yeah, but they're so cute.
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Yeah, they are eh?
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I'm going to add them to the menu,
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I'm going to call them Baby Dirty Burgers.
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Cute. Hey listen, Randy. I've got something
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[loud bird cry]
Did you hear that?
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Did I hear what?
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The chickadees, Luce.
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It sounds like they're saying cheeeeeseburger.
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[loud bird cry]
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Okay, that's cool.
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Listen babe, I want to talk to
you about something.
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Here, I got this for you.
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Thanks Luce.
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Anyway, you know. Things with
you and Phil Collins
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are going so awesome and the
whole Dirty Burger thing and
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we are having a baby soon right.
So I was thinking that
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[bird cry]
There it goes again.
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You know what, fuck it.
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Forget it. This is a really bad idea.
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What Lucy? Lucy?
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This doesn't matter.
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Lucy, I'm sorry.
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Randy, will you marry me?
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I mean, I know that seems kind
of sudden and everything
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but we're having a baby together
and I love you Randy.
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I don't care about your gut, I
don't care about all the cheeseburgers,
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I don't care about all the dope.
I love all of you.
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[bird cry]
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[sound of answering machine beep]
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[recorded message] Mr. Lahey, it's Randy.
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Guess who asked me to marry her?
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Lucy.
I said yes Mr. Lahey.
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[beep]
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Pants are really tight Lucy.
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Okay, well you know what?
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Let me just, let's just try this on.
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Put your up. There you go.
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Um, they might be a little
tight, but maybe we can
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get some Lycra, I don't know. We'll see.
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It's nice fabric.
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It is really nice fabric but you know,
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I don't even know if they're going to
take it out, you know, it's just.
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[clearing his throat]
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Hey Bubbles.
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Hey Bubbles.
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Randy.
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What's cracking Bubbles?
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Nothing.
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Nothing Lucy I think.
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Could you set me up with some new clothes.
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Something really different?
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Sure. Sure, um.
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Bubbles, you aight?
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You seem baked or some shit, dawg.
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No, I'm not baked.
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It's alright man, we're all stoned.
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Look, I'm not stoned.
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I just need a whole new get up.
Something different.
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Yeah, okay. Okay, you know what.
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No idea, you're up for anything?
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Just, where people will go,
who's that guy?
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Never saw him before.
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Bubbles, I got it B. You should roll in a suit.
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You know what I'm saying. Could be tight.
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That's me and T roll now, you know how I mean.
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Even un-skinny bop's rocking a gudexo.
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Luce set this ma-fucker up with a suit.
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Solid tight. Randy what's that?
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[slap]
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Um, we don't have any suits right now Bubbles,
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but you know what we do have?
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We've got a bunch of new shirts.
What about this?
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Next.
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I'm going to be honest.
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It is taking me a long fucking
time to accept that Randy
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is going to be the father of
mine and Lucy's baby.
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But it's one of those things you can't change
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so I guess I gotta accept it.
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Be happy for Lucy. I mean, I am happy for Lucy.
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Right now, I just gotta
concentrate on my fucking job
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and finally sell this fucking dope.
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I gotta make sure nothing get's fucked up
because this is the chance of a lifetime.
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So please for once, I can't let
this get fucked up.
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Nice, you got all the wheels on.
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Alright, pay attention. These
go on here like this, okay.
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So that's just fucking dumb. I
mean, you gotta cut this off,
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jam it in, tape it shut and then
tape these to the box cars.
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And don't use too much tape.
It's my good fucking tape okay?
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That is nice tape.
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Here you go buddy.
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Oh, thanks man.
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Jam those things full Jacob. We don't have many.
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What the fuck?!
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It's Bubbles.
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What the fuck's going on with his head?
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I don't know. Wait here man.
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[whispering] Boys, it's me.
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We know man. Bubbs, what's going on?
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From now on, my name is Scorpion.
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Can we go talk in private somewhere?
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Let's go.
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You okay?
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I don't know.
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Holy fuck. That is definitely you.
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I know Ricky, but I mean, I'm looking
pretty different now, aren't I?
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That wig's freaking me out.
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Don't you think you're
overreacting a little bit.
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Don't worry about this train shit.
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Patrick Swayzie is not after you man.
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We're in Canada. We're safe.
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And if anything does go down, just blame it
on Jacob and the alien Trevors.
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So, disguise's working, sit down and relax.
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I'm relaxed boys. No problem.
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[humming]
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Are you okay?
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Who?
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You.
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I'm fine.
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Well Bubbs, you can talk to us if
there's something wrong, you know.
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There's nothing wrong Julian.
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[phone ringing]
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Right on. That must be Sebastian.
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Hello? Hey, Sebastian, what's up man?
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Right on, just, just one second.
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Bubbs, where you going?
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I've got to split.
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We've got a conference call.
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I know. That's what I'm saying.
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Well get back here.
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Sorry about that man. Just a sec.
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Gotta switch to the speakerphone.
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Okay, can you hear me? It's Julian.
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[on speakerphone] What the fuck's going on?
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You got Ricky and Bubbles here too. How's it going?
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I'm getting nervous about this bullshit man.
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There's a fucking forest fire spreading
just south of the train track.
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I'm thinking about shutting this down.
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Oh excellent news Julian. A forest fire!
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Okay, that's not going to be a problem okay.
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We're professionals. We're
leaving with the dope today.
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Everything's all set up. I'll give you a call
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as soon as we're on the road, alright.
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Alright.
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Fuck! I've gotta go. My wife's coming.
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Later boys.
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See ya man.
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Fuck, we got a lot of work to do Rick.
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[sighs] [humming]
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Bubbles, where you going now?
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I gotta go Ricky.
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I just need to have a drink, be by myself,
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and think about things.
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Maybe down at the swamp or something.
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I just need a little break from
all the crazy stuff that's all.
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I mean, this train thing can be very dangerous.
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A lot of things can go wrong.
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Could get burned up in a forest fire.
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An operation this size, you
don't know who's after you.
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Could be the FBI, ATF, fucking Patrick Swayzie.
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Who knows.
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Lahey's off the fucking rails so.
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You know, I just need a little break, that's all.
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What do you want, Mr. Lahey?
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Randy.
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What are you doing?
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I just gotta talk to you for a second Randy.
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No. Mr. Lahey.
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Randy, come with me.
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Randy, listen buddy.
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Listen Randy, this is very important bud.
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You gotta come. I got a lot to talk to you about.
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My arm, Mr. Lahey.
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Sorry about your arm Randy.
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Come on. Come on buddy. It's a red letter day.
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Mr. Lahey, what the hell are you doing?
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Listen, it's just a matter of time before
this all goes to shit Randy man.
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I think it might just be better to end her, bud.
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You can't end it Mr. Lahey.
Who'd look after the park.
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Look, let's just get out of the car Mr. Lahey.
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Have a couple drinks, talk about this.
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Worst mistake I ever made was
getting together with Lucy.
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I'll drink to that bud.
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Mr. Lahey, the car!
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Ah shit! Fucked her, bud.
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Let's go down and see what liquor we can salvage.
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Wanna get drunk tonight Rand?
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Yeah Mr. Lahey.
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Where do we go from here, Banny-Ran?
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You're engaged.
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It's pretty frigging
complicated.
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We can work through this Rand.
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[smashing sound]
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Through just about anything bud.
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Just think of the history we have together.
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Don't marry her, Rand.
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I said yes. I mean, what am I going to do?
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I don't know Randy. But I know I can't handle this.
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Go and talk to her.
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What am I going to say, Mr.Lahey?
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I don't know Randy. Use your imagination.
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Then you come back and we'll
have a little barbeque
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and we'll have some liquor and mustard and
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we have a lot of good times
Randy, what'dya say?
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Burgers?
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Hey Randy.
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Hi.
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Hey Lucy. Look, we really gotta figure out
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this engagement stuff.
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Yes.
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Have you been drinking?
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No, couple drinks.
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[smash]
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He's wasted out of his mind.
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No he's not.
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Did you get drunk with him?
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No, couple of drinks.
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Randy, stay the fuck away from Jim Lahey.
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Okay, you and he are done and I don't want anyone,
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especially him, fucking this shit up.
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I love you Rand. See you later.
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Where you going, Luce?
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Oh, J Roc is picking me up.
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He and T are taking me to work at the airport.
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Hey, I think I just saw him
sneaking behind the trailer.
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What the fuck is he doing?
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Fuck knows man. I told ya.
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He's fucking losing it. Bubbles! Come here.
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What's up buddy?
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What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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What's up buddy?
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Bubbs, slow down. What are you doing man?
259
00:12:26,887 --> 00:12:28,086
What?
260
00:12:28,088 --> 00:12:30,088
I'm just out for a walk boys.
261
00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:31,990
I saw that shit in the paper.
It's no big deal man.
262
00:12:31,992 --> 00:12:33,625
You couldn't even tell it was you.
263
00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:35,293
Listen, we'll return the Swayzie Express
264
00:12:35,295 --> 00:12:37,095
as soon as we're finished using it, okay?
265
00:12:37,097 --> 00:12:39,130
Yeah, that's fine Julian.
266
00:12:39,198 --> 00:12:41,265
Why don't you guys get the dope loaded up.
267
00:12:41,267 --> 00:12:43,902
I'm just kinda getting myself together here.
268
00:12:43,904 --> 00:12:45,269
You okay man?
269
00:12:45,271 --> 00:12:46,705
Yup.
270
00:12:50,943 --> 00:12:52,777
He's fucked.
271
00:12:55,481 --> 00:12:57,348
Mr. Lahey.
272
00:12:57,350 --> 00:12:59,918
Hi Randy. How'd it go with Lucy?
273
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,786
Mr. Lahey, I still have strong
feelings for you Mr. Lahey.
274
00:13:01,788 --> 00:13:03,655
I don't know why. But I do.
275
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:05,456
Look, I tried to break up with
Lucy, she wouldn't let me.
276
00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:07,558
I'm scared of her Mr. Lahey.
277
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:10,394
Randy, we're going to have to do
something about Lucy.
278
00:13:10,396 --> 00:13:12,497
What Mr. Lahey?
279
00:13:12,499 --> 00:13:14,432
I don't know Randy.
280
00:13:14,434 --> 00:13:18,436
Maybe these things have a way of
working themselves out.
281
00:13:18,438 --> 00:13:20,905
I'm going to let the liquor do the thinking.
282
00:13:20,907 --> 00:13:22,573
Have a drink.
283
00:13:26,979 --> 00:13:31,582
All units, all units. Hold your positions.
284
00:13:31,584 --> 00:13:35,386
Suspects are in possession of stolen
luggage and are loading as we speak.
285
00:13:35,388 --> 00:13:39,290
As soon as they're complete,
we'll move in and take them over.
286
00:13:41,027 --> 00:13:42,593
Have your pepper spray ready.
287
00:13:42,595 --> 00:13:45,697
Watch your backgrounds. Let's move.
288
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:50,035
[sirens]
289
00:13:54,239 --> 00:13:55,874
Okay man, you got me.
290
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:58,342
Hey, you know what I'm saying.
291
00:13:58,344 --> 00:14:00,178
Get your hands off me.
292
00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:01,946
You can't just grab me.
293
00:14:01,948 --> 00:14:04,282
Hey, we don't even know them crazy bitches dawg.
294
00:14:04,284 --> 00:14:06,117
They just jumped in the car down
at Burger King, dawg.
295
00:14:06,119 --> 00:14:08,820
Fuck you. Lahey, how dare you?
296
00:14:08,822 --> 00:14:11,690
Try to get Randy killed, drunk
and then try to get us arrested.
297
00:14:11,692 --> 00:14:13,524
You're not ruining my fucking wedding day.
298
00:14:13,526 --> 00:14:14,893
No fucking way.
299
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,627
Jesus, Lucy.
300
00:14:16,629 --> 00:14:19,197
Lucy, don't make me use this
pepper spray on you.
301
00:14:19,199 --> 00:14:21,465
You cannot fucking spray me because
I'm pregnant. So fuck you!
302
00:14:21,467 --> 00:14:23,768
In hindsight, it's kind of suspicious
303
00:14:23,770 --> 00:14:25,303
that they had all that luggage,
you know what I'm saying,
304
00:14:25,305 --> 00:14:27,005
but we didn't think to ask them.
305
00:14:27,007 --> 00:14:28,439
You try to help some ma-fuckers out.
Look what happened.
306
00:14:28,441 --> 00:14:29,574
[yelling]
307
00:14:29,576 --> 00:14:30,875
[sound of pepper spray]
308
00:14:30,877 --> 00:14:32,510
Get your hands off me.
309
00:14:32,512 --> 00:14:35,680
Lucy, you're under arrest.
310
00:14:35,682 --> 00:14:37,182
Fucking dick!
311
00:14:37,184 --> 00:14:39,184
We surrendering in peace dawg.
312
00:14:39,186 --> 00:14:41,252
And I would like to file charges
too against them two ladies,
313
00:14:41,254 --> 00:14:43,855
you know what I'm saying. For car jumping inery.
314
00:14:46,592 --> 00:14:48,259
Oh shit.
315
00:14:48,261 --> 00:14:51,129
I got here as fast as I could Mr. Lahey.
316
00:14:51,131 --> 00:14:54,833
Randy, good to see you.
317
00:14:54,835 --> 00:14:56,835
Is Lucy going to be okay?
318
00:14:56,837 --> 00:14:58,803
Yeah, she'll be fine.
319
00:14:58,805 --> 00:15:02,340
Sort of big shit storm take down by the cops Rand.
320
00:15:02,342 --> 00:15:09,214
I tried to stop it but, maybe this is
fate telling you what to do.
321
00:15:09,216 --> 00:15:12,683
You want to go visit Lucy in jail or maybe
322
00:15:12,685 --> 00:15:16,621
you want to come with me to the liquor store?
323
00:15:16,623 --> 00:15:20,324
I want to go with you to the liquor store.
324
00:15:20,326 --> 00:15:22,560
Good decision.
325
00:15:24,563 --> 00:15:25,964
Holy frig Mr. Lahey.
326
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,565
That looks just like Bubbles.
327
00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:29,834
That is Bubbles.
328
00:15:29,836 --> 00:15:36,707
He's wanted in the United States for stealing
a model train from Bangor, Maine.
329
00:15:36,709 --> 00:15:40,578
Fifty thousand dollar reward.
330
00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:42,513
That's a lot of money, Mr.Lahey.
331
00:15:42,515 --> 00:15:44,215
Fifty thousand dollars Rand.
332
00:15:44,217 --> 00:15:46,184
Maybe our luck's changing?
333
00:15:46,186 --> 00:15:48,787
I sense a shit derailment coming.
334
00:15:48,789 --> 00:15:50,188
Shit derailment.
335
00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:51,422
That's a good one, Mr. Lahey.
336
00:15:51,424 --> 00:15:52,390
Randy.
337
00:16:05,604 --> 00:16:06,671
Hey Bubbles.
338
00:16:06,673 --> 00:16:08,539
[gasp]
339
00:16:08,541 --> 00:16:10,875
What the fuck happened to you?
You fall down?
340
00:16:10,877 --> 00:16:16,247
No. Yes. I was being chased by dogs.
341
00:16:16,249 --> 00:16:19,951
Ricky, I need some space here.
342
00:16:19,953 --> 00:16:24,055
Anyway Bubbles, look. We could
really use you on this one man.
343
00:16:24,057 --> 00:16:26,324
We could really fucking use your help.
344
00:16:26,326 --> 00:16:28,259
This is almost over. We can't
finish this without you.
345
00:16:28,261 --> 00:16:30,028
You're the engineer Bubbs. You.
346
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:34,299
Without an engineer, we can't do this. Come on.
347
00:16:34,301 --> 00:16:37,202
Who's the engineer buddy?
348
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:40,471
I'm the engineer Julian.
349
00:16:40,473 --> 00:16:42,707
So what do you say?
350
00:16:42,709 --> 00:16:44,809
Yeah, let's do it.
351
00:16:44,811 --> 00:16:47,578
You know, we gotta race that forest fire though
352
00:16:47,580 --> 00:16:51,349
and let's get rid of this thing. It's making
me a bit crazy or something.
353
00:16:51,351 --> 00:16:52,984
Let's do it.
354
00:16:52,986 --> 00:16:55,086
Alright, we gotta load up the dope tonight.
355
00:16:55,088 --> 00:16:56,354
We gotta get the fuck out of the park.
356
00:16:56,356 --> 00:16:58,622
Alright, no problem.
357
00:17:06,598 --> 00:17:10,335
What the fuck? Who the fuck put locks
358
00:17:10,337 --> 00:17:11,836
[sound of gun cocking]
359
00:17:11,838 --> 00:17:14,072
Hands up gentlemen. Don't move.
360
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,440
Lahey, what the fuck are you doing?
361
00:17:16,442 --> 00:17:21,679
Oh my god, you're drinking again, are ya?
362
00:17:21,681 --> 00:17:26,184
Maybe I am Rick. Maybe I'm not.
Who knows.
363
00:17:26,186 --> 00:17:29,687
Who's your little shit friend in the fucking wig?
364
00:17:29,689 --> 00:17:32,490
Nice disguise Bubbs.
365
00:17:32,492 --> 00:17:36,827
You might be able to fool the
FBI, but you can't fool the FB-Me.
366
00:17:36,829 --> 00:17:40,598
[using high pitched voice]
Huh, I'm not Bubbles.
367
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:44,869
I just moved here from the
desert. My name's The Scorpion.
368
00:17:44,871 --> 00:17:48,273
I need some, hold on, Jesus Murphy.
369
00:17:50,475 --> 00:17:54,178
Jim, what's going on here? What
about our peace treaty?
370
00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:58,116
Liquor's more powerful than a peace treaty Julian.
371
00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:02,353
You know that. You know that Julian.
372
00:18:02,355 --> 00:18:06,757
So we can't have our dope back
cause you're drinking again?
373
00:18:06,759 --> 00:18:09,093
Oh Rickles.
374
00:18:09,095 --> 00:18:14,532
This isn't about the dope. This
is about the Swayzie Express.
375
00:18:14,534 --> 00:18:17,235
How the fuck did he find out about that?
376
00:18:17,237 --> 00:18:23,374
Listen, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't
377
00:18:23,376 --> 00:18:25,443
What the fuck are you trying to say?
378
00:18:25,445 --> 00:18:27,011
I can't understand you.
379
00:18:27,013 --> 00:18:28,879
Concentrate Mr. Lahey.
380
00:18:28,881 --> 00:18:30,614
I don't care why you stole it Ricky.
381
00:18:30,616 --> 00:18:32,583
I don't want to hear about it.
382
00:18:32,585 --> 00:18:35,686
I just want the train. With the fifty
thousand dollar reward money,
383
00:18:35,688 --> 00:18:38,556
me and Bo-Bandy are flying off the Mexico.
384
00:18:38,558 --> 00:18:39,824
Yeah, we're going to
385
00:18:39,826 --> 00:18:41,392
Randy!
386
00:18:41,394 --> 00:18:44,362
Flying off to Fuck-Off-Ico.
What about Lucy Randy?
387
00:18:44,364 --> 00:18:46,764
You didn't hear? She's in jail Ricky.
388
00:18:46,766 --> 00:18:48,899
She is in what?!
389
00:18:48,901 --> 00:18:52,636
That's right, Rick. You're
little Lucy-Goosey's in jail.
390
00:18:52,638 --> 00:18:58,142
Guess what boys. This trailer is now mine.
391
00:18:58,144 --> 00:19:03,381
I don't get that train by ten o'clock
liquor store opening tomorrow morning
392
00:19:03,383 --> 00:19:06,284
and I'm going to burn this
fucking shit box to the ground
393
00:19:06,286 --> 00:19:09,720
and I'm going to call the FBI on
your little buddy Bubbles.
394
00:19:09,722 --> 00:19:13,557
And I'm still going to collect the
fifty thousand dollars reward money.
395
00:19:13,559 --> 00:19:18,162
So, either way you look at it gentlemen, I win!
396
00:19:20,199 --> 00:19:24,068
The liquor's going to let you down Jim.
397
00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:28,272
The liquor's going to let me down Julian?
398
00:19:31,576 --> 00:19:35,413
Haven't you got learned any lessons
about you drinking and dealing with us.
399
00:19:35,415 --> 00:19:38,649
It's going to come down to one big
god-damned fucking horror show Lahey.
400
00:19:38,651 --> 00:19:39,550
And it is on now.
401
00:20:17,523 --> 00:20:20,124
His little glasses.
402
00:20:24,530 --> 00:20:28,366
My friend Conky, he was a little
ventriloquist puppet
403
00:20:28,368 --> 00:20:32,437
I had when I was a little guy. My
grandfather left it to me apparently.
404
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:35,540
He was a vaudeville
ventriloquist and you know,
405
00:20:35,542 --> 00:20:38,076
the other kids would start
teasing me and calling me names
406
00:20:38,078 --> 00:20:41,011
and what not, I would have Conky to defend me.
407
00:20:41,013 --> 00:20:44,848
He'd jump right in and tell the
other kids to fuck off and,
408
00:20:44,850 --> 00:20:48,619
you know, piss off, things like that.
409
00:20:48,621 --> 00:20:51,956
It was great for me, cause then
it wasn't me doing it, it was Conky.
410
00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:53,924
I didn't have to deal with it.
411
00:20:53,926 --> 00:20:56,827
You just remember, I call the shots here Bubbles.
412
00:20:56,829 --> 00:20:58,563
You got it?
413
00:20:58,565 --> 00:20:59,797
Yes Conky.
414
00:20:59,799 --> 00:21:01,765
Good.
415
00:21:01,767 --> 00:21:05,570
But maybe last time I had him,
he got a little carried away.
416
00:21:05,572 --> 00:21:08,573
You know, he was really giving it to Ricky and Julian
417
00:21:08,575 --> 00:21:11,309
and eventually Julian had enough
418
00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:15,079
and he pulled out his gun and he
blew Conky's head off.
419
00:21:15,081 --> 00:21:16,680
Fucking Dirty Dancing!
420
00:21:16,682 --> 00:21:18,282
[gun shot]
421
00:21:18,284 --> 00:21:20,618
Yeah, that was the end of him.
422
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:24,955
And then he went back in the swamp
and he's been there ever since.
423
00:21:24,957 --> 00:21:26,824
Until now.
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