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Alright, here we go.

Boot camp, boot camp.

Let's warm up, everybody.

Big stretch.

Raise up, reach, reach, reach.

Let's do that again.

Big stretch.

Reach, reach, reach.

Come on.

It's too bad Lisa's leaving.

She's very popular.

Yeah, you find a replacement yet?

Not yet, but Daisy's getting the word out.

All right, let's stretch and warm up.

You ready to get your kind of kicked?

Bring it on, you old mule.

Why do you always have to wear that black suit anyway?

'Cause I'm the real deal.

Plus it's slimming.

Yeah, right.

You should loosen up a little bit.

Yeah, you should loosen up for the both of us.

Serve the ball.

So what are we playing for?

Queso Tower in El Rey?

No, no, I got a better idea.

Loser has to teach boot camp until we find a replacement.

I'm serious.

My cardiologist said I've gotta lose this gut,

or I'm gonna be high-fiving St. Peter.

Well, I'm not exactly anorexic.

That's what I'm talking about, let's go.

Besides, I wouldn't mind seeing you up there

dancing up acting like a fool.

Yeah, that's a disturbing image.

Let's go.

Do you think?

By the way, that getup doesn't make you look any slimmer.

Earl, five minutes.

You hear me?

Earl?

Lord, help me.

Looks like a twister hit a food fair in here.

Guys, I'm here, I'm here.

I'm here, I'm here.

Hi, dad.

What's up? - What's up?

You're late.

Again.

Dad, I'm sorry.

I was training for the esports qualifiers,

and I-I didn't go to bed.

Earl, you're in your 30s.

Get it together, son.

Now you gotta have feed Dougie and get your butt in gear.

I'm gonna leave you.

Did you hear me, son?

Yes, dad.

Dad, I got it, okay?

I'm-I'm coming.

I'll be-I'll be out in just a couple minutes.

Is hungry?

Okay.

Welcome to Father Joseph's exercise class.

Um, as you know, Lisa has moved on,

and I will be filling in for the time being.

So let's grab your weights.

Ooh.

Get going here.

All right.

We're gonna start off easy, get the blood flowing.

Ready?

Let's do some kicks.

There we go.

Really get it out there.

Stretch the hamstring.

Oh.

You notice anything?

Oh my gosh.

Isn't it amazing?

I know.

Congratulations, you lovebirds.

I'm so excited for you.

Oh, no, we're not engaged.

Barry just bought it for me as, like, a just because.

Just because what?

I wanted it.

Isn't it sparkly?

Whoa, Barry.

That must have set you back a pretty penny, huh?

Yeah.

It-it did a little bit,

but nothing's too expensive for my Daisy.

Well, isn't that sweet, right, Bob?

Uh, yeah, yeah.

Okay, enough of this mushy stuff.

Come on, let's play some pickleball.

How much did that thing cost?

How's that feel, huh?

Pretty good?

All right, we're gonna try the bird.

I made this one up myself.

There you go, Dennis.

Nice job.

You know, like a bird, right?

Think like we can fly.

It's almost like that, right?

You can fly out.

Think of that, though, you know.

Think, "Hey, I'm a bird," you know?

Really get those shoulders going.

We are here on the pickleball field,

and I am playing pickleball.

Here we go, here we go.

I'm like, oh, I got one!

Oh, good try, babe, good try.

Let's finish this and knock that ring off

her gold-digging shovel of a hand.

Sounds good.

Why are we switching?

Like I liked it over there.

The light was hitting me. - We have to switch

during game.

That's the game, baby.

That's the game. - The light was better over on that side.

Could you, like, get to the kitchen a little bit quicker

so I don't have to do all the work?

This is the hardest one now.

This is gonna be hard, and I feel your blood's going.

So we're gonna do some lunges.

Here we go.

Lunge in there, really get down.

Feel that.

Feel that, lunge it.

Lunge it.

Whew, keep lunging.

Keep going.

There you go.

All right, you guys keep lunging.

Keep going.

I wanna see you get way down in there.

Get down real close to the ground.

All right.

Yeah, you guys are doing great.

Father Joseph, we miss Lisa.

Shut up, Nancy.

It's Marcy.

Shut up, Marcy.

I'm uncomfortable with this level of,

I have a hair appointment.

- Barry? - Barry?

Barry.

- What are you doing? - Barry, are you okay?

Oh my God, are you okay?

Barry!

I think he's having a heart attack.

- Wait, what? - Call 911.

Barry. - Oh, yes, someone help!

Fine, I'll call 911, geez.

- Okay. - Hello?

I'm having an anxiety attack.

Yes, yes, I'm at Solomon's Porch.

I am not good around dead people.

Barry, Barry, wake up.

Oh, I need a medic.

I need a medic, everyone!

Why did he have to die?

Can you do something?

Oh my God.

I'm having PTSD.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, I'm really bad around dead people.

He doesn't wake up.

Help!

Barry's having a heart attack.

Oh my gosh.

Wait, here, hold on.

Father Joseph.

Barry's having a heart attack.

Oh my goodness gracious.

Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.

Barry!

Barry, Barry.

Give him CPR, Father.

I'm a priest, not a doctor.

Give him mouth-to-mouth.

What are you talking about?

Oh, he is gone.

He's gone, he's gone.

No, he's not, he's breathing.

All right, okay, all right.

Ah, okay, buddy.

Here we go.

Oh no.

Oh.

He's gone now.

Okay, easy game.

Just gonna go up with the racket like this

and high-five the ball.

And the racket is just an extension of the arm.

Got it.

And don't forget

to keep your follow arm like that.

Can you show me again?

Yeah.

Do you need to get that?

No, no, I-I can just call him back.

How much for a Nutella?

You reached Miles.

Miles, listen, you gotta call me back, okay?

It's dad.

Just call me back, okay?

Welcome, everyone.

Here to remember our friend Barry.

Barry was more than just a member of this community.

He was my friend.

He was all of our friends.

He was a unique person.

There's nobody like Barry.

Nice of you to show up.

It's only dad's funeral.

Oh, hi, Miles.

How are you, Miles?

How you handling the passing of our father, Miles?

Could have had your suit pressed.

He was like the old pair of boxers

that you keep in your drawer

but you're too fat to fit in them.

You keep them anyway and hope you'll lose weight,

but you never do.

You know, he loved food and wine.

Lard.

He loved straight lard right out of the can.

Never seen anyone like that.

Could be why we're here tonight.

He had a hard life.

Lost his wife at an early age.

Mary, his beloved Mary.

He loved his kids.

But, you know, sometimes God takes the good ones.

And I guess he took our friend Barry.

How you doing, buddy?

Yeah.

Yeah, you look good.

You look good, kiddo.

How you doing, Alan?

Kim, good to see you again.

Wow, wow.

Okay.

Father.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Whoa, whoa, ha, ha, hey.

You like black, right?

Um, yes.

It's got cream in it, oh yeah.

Sinclair, good to see ya.

Sorry for your loss.

Your pops is one of the good ones.

Aah!

Appreciate you saying that.

Thanks for coming.

Means a lot.

I'm sorry for your loss.

Yeah, you know what?

It does, uh,

it feels super weird without him here.

This was his second home, you know?

Yeah.

How we doing?

Hey, Deb. - Hi.

- You look great. - Thank you.

Yeah.

Um, okay.

- Yeah. - Thanks.

Brotherly talk.

You believe Bradley Sinclair showed up?

Who?

Bradley Sinclair.

Two time Grand Slam winner.

- That guy? - Yeah.

Looks like he sells real estate.

What?

He looks like a schmuck.

The best at what he did.

You look like a schmuck.

You know, I was gonna play him before my accident.

Is that what we're calling it now?

A-a-an accident?

I'm Bradley.

I'm Daisy

Sorry for your loss.

Yeah, I'm really sad.

Can you believe it?

Barry's only been gone a few days and barely cold.

Look at her.

It's sick.

The smoke from the incinerator is barely cleared.

Honey, can you blame her?

He's hot.

Really?

It's the biggest fish I ever caught.

Oh my gosh.

Don't look at me like that.

Y'all are thinking the same thing.

Yeah.

You think we can get out of here?

Because I-I-I mean, you know.

Love dad and all, but this has been a lot for me.

And I'm pretty tired.

Yeah, we'll get out of here soon.

Be right back.

Ooh, these pickleball muscles are amazing.

Hi.

Wanted to thank you again for coming.

Well, your dad meant a lot to the community.

He really did.

Isn't that right, Daisy?

Well, I'm sorry about your accident a few years back.

You know, I was really looking forward to good ol' Texas showdown.

I was too.

It was your, uh, your wrist, right?

No, it was my knee, actually.

Oh, your knee.

That's too bad.

Yeah, certainly holds in my career.

Well, hey, at least we have pickleball.

You ever play?

Once or twice maybe.

Once or twice?

Oh man, we gotta get you out there to play sometime.

Yeah?

I'd like that.

Well, I gotta, uh, get back with the family.

But, again, great seeing you.

You too.

Love the ponytail.

So, Bradley.

You know I'm quite the pickleball player myself.

- Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm.

They call me Pickle Princess.

Pickle Princess.

I'm used to pickle queens,

but I think I can make an exception.

I'm very sorry for your loss.

Barry was a good man.

All right, let's get started, shall we?

Now, Barry updated his will six months ago

and left a letter for me to read

before we go into the details.

"Well, I guess if you're reading this,

I've kicked the bucket.

To my boys, know I love you both

and losing your mother when you were so young

kind of broke me for a while.

So if I wasn't the dad

I could have been or should have been,

just know that I tried my best.

To my best friend, Father Joseph,

you have always been there for me

through thick and thicker.

"I love you, man or Father, or however I should say it."

And the will.

"I leave Father Joseph my beloved dog, Dougie,

and my old pickup truck.

And I leave everything else

"to my boys Miles and Earl Thompson."

Wait, what?

Um, that's it?

What about me?

There's nothing about you in here.

Well, you're missing something.

Obviously, okay?

So read it again.

I was his sweet cheeks.

I was his kitten whiskers.

I was his porkchop!

I'm calling my lawyer.

You have no idea what I put up with.

Idiots.

Oh, please.

What am I gonna do with a dog?

No, you freaking suck.

You're not even playing the game

the way the game is supposed to be.

Bro, how are you this bad?

You're trash.

You are actually trash.

Hey.

Quiet down in there.

Shut up and run it back.

Keep it down.

You're eating your pretzel so loud, kid.

It's literally driving me insane.

You stay indoors all day

and you still suck at the game.

No, you're just camping.

No, camping's not even a real skill, okay?

Learn how to play the game.

I don't know what you mean.

I've always been on the offensive.

You're the one that's a real coward.

- Huh? - It's 'cause

you're too slow, man.

Arthritis sucks. - So you just took

over the living room?

The AC works better in here than in my room.

Playing some kid games?

Quit busting my balls.

Do you wanna play a little bit?

I'm not playing a kid game.

This isn't a kid game.

This is Roblox.

Roblox?

Yeah, Roblox.

Sounds like a kid game.

There's like 400 games in one.

You wouldn't understand.

You know what?

Definitely not playing one of these kid games.

Playing Madden though.

You seriously wanna play Madden right now?

Oh, I was smoking some Madden.

Game on, big brother.

I've been training for the eSports qualifier.

You're about to get smoked.

If you tell anyone,

especially one of my lady friends about this,

I'm gonna stretch your hairline

so far back you're gonna look like Bob.

Hey.

Loser does laundry for a week.

Loser does laundry for a month.

And I haven't washed my underwear in five days.

They are ripe.

Ugh!

Fine, I'm not scared.

I got the birds.

Fine, I get Patriots.

Patriots?

There are 99.

♪ Miami Beach, no other like it, a true work of art ♪

♪ Cool, pretty masterpiece on the side ♪

♪ I stand tall, I stand proud ♪

♪ No need for ♪

♪ Every step, every move, I'm so divine ♪

♪ Walk up to the room, they be like, "Dang, she fine" ♪

♪ You can be what I be, you can move how I move ♪

♪ You can see what I see ♪

♪ I got the about the recipe ♪

♪ Feel good to know you got from me ♪

Oh, and, uh, don't forget those jar ball things.

They make my shirts nice and soft.

They keep my nips from chafing.

I don't even know how this is possible.

You don't even play.

I'm sorry, brother.

I won the DNA lottery.

Don't forget the underwear.

Two rinses.

Whoa, whoa, take it easy.

I come in peace, now stop it.

Thanks a lot, Barry.

You gimme a bald mutt that bites.

Just like you though, pal.

Just like you.

I will miss you though, buddy.

I sure will.

Pipe down, people are trying to sleep.

That's weird.

He may be bald, but he's a pure bred.

And he don't like you calling him a mutt.

Hey, Barry.

You look good.

What are you doing here?

It's a nightmare, right?

I should probably wake up.

Thank God it was a nightmare.

It's not a dream, you old mule.

I don't know why you're so scared.

Isn't this your department?

You're not gonna possess me or anything, are ya?

No, nothing like that.

Then what the hell are you doing here?

Not hell, thank God.

Purgatory.

Although it was kinda cutting it close.

But I need to make some things right.

What?

You wanna haunt me?

Look, if you want forgiveness, I forgive you.

Ha ha, go to the light, go to the light.

Not you, gramps.

The boys.

What's wrong with them?

Well, one's a man child

who thinks he's gonna be a professional gamer,

whatever the heck that is.

And the other, well, he's an aimless skirt chaser.

Well, what does that have to do with me?

I need your help to get the boys on the right path.

I mean, I didn't do a good job, Joe.

I was scared after Mary died.

Just depressed.

Lost.

Angry.

So I turned to work and women in trying to forget her.

And the boys?

Well, they spent a lot of time raising themselves.

And now, they're a couple of clowns.

So I need someone to give them some solid direction

so maybe they don't end up like me.

And maybe I can get outta here.

Be with their mom.

Not to mention, if we leave the community center

in their hands, they're gonna run it in the ground.

I don't know why you're surprised.

You did bring all this on yourself.

How?

The coffee this morning?

Coffee?

I mean, what kind of priest puts ashes in his coffee?

I mean, it's just nasty.

My dead body.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, remember?

Oh-ho-ho.

Oh.

Oh, belly of darkness, help me.

I'm gonna puke.

What a big baby you turned out to be.

Hey, Daisy.

Going somewhere?

I quit.

Quit?

I'm not staying somewhere where I'm not appreciated.

That stapler belongs to the community center.

I guess the stapler belongs to the community center.

Whatever.

That's hers.

Oh, uh, and your picture.

Hey, do you know anyone that could run a bootcamp?

I guess not.

Daisy is in contempt.

Yeah, 'cause it's your fault.

You went and dipped your pen in the company ink.

Hey, cover Dougie's ears if you're gonna talk like that.

Just leave me alone.

You know, I wanna mourn you in peace

instead of this acid trip you got me going on.

Thank you.

What's up?

What's up, Miles?

I haven't seen you in a long time.

It's been a bit.

You planning on being here for a while?

That's not currently the plan.

Are you, uh, dating anyone these days?

Not at the moment.

Do you wanna be?

Uh, well.

It depends.

Yeah, what's your type?

Shoot.

5'10 ", 5'11".

Long, dark, curly hair.

Big smile.

Independent women who works at a Mexican restaurant,

makes their own money.

But not to be too specific.

No, not at all.

I'll, uh, keep those details on my notes.

Let you know if I see anyone around.

Please do.

Yeah.

Mas bueno.

Hm.

Mas bueno.

How you doing, ladies?

Hi, Father.

Mind if I steal Miles here for a second?

- Sure. - No, we don't mind.

Okay, come here for a second.

Ladies.

Bye, Miles.

Bye.

Was he flirting with me?

Yeah, um, so you got,

you got some fans over there, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's pretty harmless.

Yeah.

Oh, those gals.

Yeah.

No, no, they're not harmless.

No.

Anyway, how's the knee?

It's, uh, I don't know.

It's coming back, it's getting better.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, you know, you're young-ish.

What's on your mind, Father?

Yeah, Daisy quit.

Uh, yeah. - Really?

- Yeah. - That is shocking.

Probably has nothing to do with the will.

It probably does, you know?

So she's somewhere else doing whatever she does, you know,

which leaves just us, you know,

to sorta get place going again, you know.

You, me and Earl.

Oh, which could be a good thing, right?

Get the boys back together again.

Shape the place up, you know?

Like real men, you know?

And then your father can be forgiven

for all of his past sins,

and he can go on into the light pretty quickly

in a quick fashion, you know?

So nobody has to like get into,

he doesn't get into anyone's head, you know?

'Cause when you-when you drink someone, you know,

it's just, it's-it's not good.

They stick around, you know?

They...

It's sad.

I was actually thinking about getting on the road.

No, no!

I mean, sorry.

Look, I could really use your help on this one, you know?

I think your father would want it.

Okay, well,

maybe I could stick around for a little bit.

Oh, great, thank you, Miles.

Thank you very much.

Okay, we'll get your brother.

We'll hammer this thing out.

Where's Earl?

When I left this morning, his car was still in the driveway,

so he's probably still asleep.

Okay, great.

Uh, we'll go get him.

All right, there's Debra.

Listen, I'll talk to you later.

Thank you, Miles.

I'll get back to you.

Thanks, guys.

- Oh, Debra. - Hi.

Have you seen Earl?

I have not yet.

Okay, thanks.

Um, is it true that Daisy quit?

Oh yeah, yeah.

That's a shame, you know.

Terrible.

So I actually have a friend, Lily,

that just put in an application to be a bootcamp instructor.

And I wanna put it in a good word for her.

Oh, that's good news.

Yeah.

So I don't have to teach anymore,

which, it's kind of sad

because a lot of people are talking about how good I was,

you know, and that kind of thing.

But you know what?

Have her come by this evening.

- I will. - Okay.

- Yes. - Great.

Ooh, I gotta get that dog out of the office.

Gonna chew everything up.

Bad doggy.

Bro, how are you this bad?

I'm like one of the top-ranked

players in my county.

I'm a veteran, okay?

You play like a freaking robot.

Gosh!

Freaking controller, you.

Earl.

I don't care how many other people are in the lobby. I'm coming for you.

You wish.

Ugh, how do I not hit you?

I swear you've gotta be using mods.

Why are you on my server?

I-I know you're cheating to gain control.

Tell me.

That sucks.

Earl!

You in there?

Dude, all you do is camp, all right?

You're a little cheater.

Come out here, face me like a man,

and let me put some hair on your chest.

Every move you make is so predictable.

Like you play like a bot, dude.

Shouldn't you be in school, you little zip face?

Schooling you is way more fun.

Next time I see you in my server, I'm booting you out.

You know, there's a game called Candy Crush.

It's more your speed.

I would suggest you start playing that,

but I'm afraid you'll try to eat your phone, you fat lo-

Listen here, you little prepubescent pony.

I will-

Hey, Father.

Uh, I was just headed to work, actually.

You need a sec?

No, I'm good.

Uh, just gamer stuff, you know?

We need to talk.

Okay.

There you go.

Earl.

Father J.

Yeah.

So Daisy quit.

She did?

Yeah.

Well, who's gonna run the porch then?

Well, that's why I'm here.

I think it's time that you and Miles

start stepping up the plate a little bit, you know?

Real men stuff.

Take the bull by the horns.

Well, Miles is leaving, so.

He said he'd stick around and pitch in a little bit.

Look, I will help you 'cause I have your back.

But I'm gonna be honest with you.

I-I can't put in as much time as you probably want me to

'cause I gotta stay focused on the eSports qualifiers.

Esports?

Yes.

Video games?

Look, Father, I'm gonna win this year, okay?

There's no-no question about it.

Well.

I wish you luck with all that,

but, uh, we could really use your help

more than ever, you know?

I mean, in the real world, son, there's rent and bills.

I believe you young people call it adulting.

Okay,

I'm gonna need a lot more Red Bull though.

So if you could advance me on my check, that would be great.

Good talk.

Okay.

Till we replace Daisy,

we're gonna have to take turns opening up the place.

I obviously can't do it on Sundays.

Why can't you do it on Sundays?

Church, Earl.

He's a priest.

Father Joseph.

- Yeah, yeah, sorry. - Literally wearing the cloth.

Never changes from the cloth,

which is a little weird, Father, but um-

I'm sorry, I forgot.

That's how you roll.

Yeah, that's how I roll.

And I'd like to see you two guys

in the pew once in a while.

Sorry, Father.

How-how early are we trying to open?

6:00 AM, except for Sundays.

Mm.

Well, then, Earl's out because he hasn't witnessed

the warmth of sunshine since he was in mom's womb.

God rest her soul.

That's not true, Father.

I see the sun multiple times.

It's what tells me it's time to go to bed, actually.

That's, uh, not something to be proud of.

It's embarrassing, actually.

You're embarrassing.

I'm up at 4:30 when the chickens are.

Oh yeah?

Is that what you're doing?

You're what, you're lifting weights?

Trying to- - What do you think?

Look at this. - You look like a toothpick.

You-you're tiny.

You feel that thing.

Do you want me to feel that?

- Feel that. - Shut up!

Shut up.

You guys.

On a positive note, we have somebody coming in this evening

to interview for the bootcamp instructor.

Oh, bootcamp.

That's Earl.

He's gotta volunteer for that.

No, I'm not doing that.

There would be lines down the street

to take your bootcamp class.

Miles, that's ridiculous, okay?

I-I'm not gonna strut around-

- Do you wanna save the community center? - No, I'm not gonna put

spandex on and try to do a workout class

in front of six people that sign up.

I've seen dad do that class- - Father.

Anyway.

Next thing we need to address is pickleball coach.

Miles, I think that's right up your alley.

You want me to babysit old people?

No.

I think most of our older people

already know how to play the game.

We need a coach for the younger people.

And there's a lot of females in there.

Well, you should have led with that, Father. I'm in.

Uh, as a co co-owner of Solomon's Porch,

I would like to also be considered

for the pickleball coach. - We just decided

that I'm gonna coach pickleball.

It's done.

I understand, but I've actually played

a lot more than you have.

You're a retired tennis player.

So, yeah. - Retired?

Do these look retired?

Earl, I'm gonna need you to help me with bingo.

Oh, that's perfect.

G-70, R-6.

There's no R in bingo, Miles.

G-9.

A lot of Gs.

O-2, R-6. - I'm gonna kill you.

Again.

B-12.

Time to take your B-12 shut.

Come on, Earl.

Give me a B-10 and I'll give you a kiss.

In your dreams, Marcy.

No, in Earl's dreams.

You gotta see me a little snugly.

Trying to get a B-10.

I-20.

I take the I-20 out of Dallas.

Bingo!

We've got a B.

No.

Father.

I'm sorry, folks.

I-I must be hearing things.

Well, maybe the good Lord's trying to talk to you.

Yeah.

It's time to get an exorcist.

I heard that.

Okay, energy, not tension, yeah?

Yeah, yeah.

Main thing to remember, it's all in the motion.

It's all in the motion.

Of the ocean?

Of the paddle.

Motion of the paddle. - Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, you know what?

Let's actually, let's take 15, okay?

Just do whatever you wanna do.

Don't be too long.

What's that?

You're on my dive.

Great to see you again.

Good to see you.

Nice paddle.

Yeah, they got, uh, me coaching, so.

Bet they do.

Listen, I'm looking for somewhere to hang up these flyers

for a pickleball tournament I'm hosting.

Yeah, got just a place.

My man.

Yeah, I'll be right back.

Just, uh, keep,

keep it up.

I'm gonna hold you to it.

Oh man, to be young again.

Hey, ladies.

Hey.

- Debra. - Hey.

Can we please add this to the weekly email announcements?

Of course.

Thank you, Miss Debra.

You are very welcome.

Hey, Deb.

Hey, good to see you.

Great to see you.

That's what I call some eye candy.

Anyway, you should call up one of your old tennis buddies

and join the tournament.

I'll think about it.

Can only think about it for so long.

Sooner or later, we gotta take action.

Just go for it.

That place is just as you described.

Sad shape, really.

I know, right?

But it would make the perfect place for your new location.

It definitely has potential.

Yeah, but with me running it,

we can totally double the revenue

that it's currently making.

Ooh, you're turning me on, baby.

- Yeah? - You're speaking my language.

Roar.

Oh, you're so French.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

Let's go.

Well, great work out there today.

I think I'm gonna need more lessons.

You got my number.

Call or text anytime.

Oh, I-I will.

Hmm.

It was a mistake.

Hey, I take it the pickleball coaching is going okay, huh?

It's going.

Well, I'd like to introduce you

to our new bootcamp instructor right outta New York.

Lily, Miles.

Miles, Lily.

Nice to meet you Lily.

You too.

So you play pickleball up in New York?

Um, yeah, I know it's like getting

a lot of traction up there, but I've never played myself.

Oh, well, if you would like a lesson,

I would be more than happy to give you a free lesson.

Okay, I'm sure you would.

Thank you. - For free.

- Yes. - Okay.

Why don't I show you around the place?

See you later, Miles.

Nice work.

Oh, Lord.

Barry, Barry, Barry.

You rang, old mule?

Oh, yeah.

Like Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

Stop.

We don't want that guy up here.

Oh, cut it out.

Listen, you-you left this place in the red.

I don't even know if we can keep this little charade going,

even if Geppetto over here

turns your little Pinocchios into real men.

Well, don't blame me.

I thought Daisy was running everything.

She was.

She was spending it.

I don't even know if we can cover all these bills,

much less the mortgage.

And you had a lot of it coming in too.

Well, Daisy did like to spend money.

And I bought her that three-carat ring too.

Three carats?

Well, it might have been six carat.

I can't remember.

Oh, Jiminy Cricket.

Hey, what if we ask her to return the ring?

You know, 'cause I'm not her type anymore,

on the fact that I'm dead.

Do me a favor.

Go back to limbo.

I got a headache.

I have to walk your half ball mentally ill dog.

Oh, hey, Miles, Bradley.

Welcome to All Raise,

where the Tex-Mex experience is truly authentic.

You guys wanna try the special?

No, I'm just gonna have the steak, the heat is well done.

Okay.

You Miles?

Uh, what's the special?

It's escamoles.

It's laid on a bed of Spanish rice with their famous queso.

It's really good.

What are escamoles?

They're ant egg sex.

But you can think of it like a Mexican caviar, you know?

Marcy, that, uh, that sounds delicious.

But I think I'm gonna go with the cheese enchiladas.

Good choice.

Mas bueno.

Menus. - Thank you, Marcy.

Thank you.

So, uh, have you given any more thought

to playing in the doubles tournament?

Winning team takes 100,000.

$100,000?

I might have to give this more thought.

There you go thinking again.

It's just like,

I feel like you're,

I feel like you're selling out with pickleball.

I mean, no offense.

It's like going from Major League Baseball to slow-pitch softball.

Tell that to anyone under the age of 30,

or the multimillion-dollar industry it's turned into.

Pickleball is the fastest-growing sport in America.

Not to mention I'm making a killing

off my pickle fitness centers.

The pickle fever's here to stay.

Sounds like it.

You know, one of these days, you're gonna have to tell me the whole story on how you busted up your knee.

Being stupid pretty much sums it up.

Let me guess.

Some pretty girl, trying to impress her?

A wild party?

It's actually pretty close.

Wild backyard pool party.

No water in the pool.

So I, uh, I grab my skateboard.

And I just drop in, fly up to the diving board,

catch it, land a backflip.

Perfectly clean, huge applause.

And I'm walking out, and I tear up my knee.

It was, uh, it was pretty embarrassing.

Sounds like it.

So have you and your brother considered

selling the fitness center,

now that you're, uh, your dad's gone?

Oh no.

My dad would turn over in his grave if we did that.

That community center was his entire life.

But it was his life, not yours.

I'm sorry.

Too soon?

No.

I mean, kind of.

But it's all good.

Well, when the dust settles and you come to your senses,

I think I might know someone looking

to get into the Longview market.

I'd keep that in mind.

Yeah.

Think about it.

Cheers.

Come on, where are you?

Where-where'd you go?

Oh my gosh, getting one-tapped again, dude.

Your map's turned off.

Well, I'll tell you right now, this round,

I'm putting you in a body bag.

In our dreams, big man.

If there were a league for losers,

you'd be the MVP, you loser.

Oh, you freaking kid.

Oh, hey, Father Joseph.

Um, hi.

Yeah, um, when Miles gets back,

why don't we have a little talk?

Yeah.

Okay, so this is our finances for the last four months.

Miles, take a look at that.

I mean, yeah, our cash flow is healthy.

We've got great debt-to-expense ratios, and-and ultimately,

we should have ample funds to be getting through Q2 or Q3.

I-I don't understand what happened.

Daisy happened.

She stole from us?

No, just my heart.

She influenced him into making

some poor financial decisions.

Daisy, right here.

Oh, and again.

It's called a paycheck, Miles.

Yeah, I mean, I'm seeing multiple owner withdrawals,

and-and I mean, we haven't paid our mortgage

in four months, so.

That sounds about right.

We're $38,000 behind.

And I'm afraid they may start foreclosure proceedings.

That's not good.

We gotta-we gotta-we gotta call the bank.

That's where it gets worse.

The debt was purchased by a company

called PPG Incorporated last week.

We're in limbo until they reach out.

All right, look, look, if my math is right, which it is,

I mean, it's gonna take us 12 months to catch up from this

unless we drastically improve our cash flow,

and we're talking drastic.

Well, looks like we need to say some prayers.

Possibly buy a lottery ticket.

High knees, everybody.

This is a little more intense

than your class, huh, Father?

Shut up, Nancy.

- It's Marcy. - I don't care.

Okay, we're gonna go into our courtesy lunges.

Let's start with this leg.

No way, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.

All right, here we go, Bert.

Here we go, Bert.

That's it, that's it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Bert.

Stay outta that kitchen.

- All right, gotcha. - Okay?

Only Gail can get in that kitchen.

I'm not trying to be sexist, Gail.

Here we go, here we go.

That's it, Gail, good.

Hey, guys, we're getting better.

Lily, yeah, oh, you're good.

Boy, yeah. - Thank you.

I get some ideas, you know, some moves.

I'll email 'em to you. - Okay, yeah, yeah.

That'd be great.

No problem, no problem.

You're also-you did a great job.

Thanks, yeah, you know, we were going,

we did some high-intensity stuff, you know.

We did the bird, you know, we did.

I've never heard of that.

The bird, haven't seen the bird?

No, I've never heard of that.

Arms on the shoulder, you know?

- Okay. - Yeah.

Hello.

Father Joseph.

You all right? - Yeah.

Sweating worse than an ice cream tub

at a Baptist barbecue.

Very funny, Miles.

Hey, so just had a cancellation,

and I wanted to know if you wanted one of those

free hands-on pickleball lessons that I like to give.

Yeah, I've seen your hands-on pickleball lessons.

I'm okay.

Well, how about a-how about a smoothie

or a coffee if we don't,

how about a parfait?

You like parfaits?

You ever had a parfait? - Parfait.

I'm okay, thank you so much.

I will see you later.

See ya.

What was that wrist tap?

Parfait.

She's probably vegan.

Definitely vegan, whole foods, yeah.

Solomon's Porch.

Yes, ma'am, we open at 6:00 AM.

Ah, come on, Barry.

What kind of a ghost takes a dump?

What?

Yes, ma'am, I apologize for the inconvenience.

We'll address management right away.

Thank you.

What was that all about?

Earl was late opening this morning.

How late?

Hour and a half.

Ayayay, I'll have to talk to him.

And more mail.

Oh yeah, thank you, Debra.

Okay, this is it.

Well, boys, it looks like we have 30 days

to come up with $85,000,

or they're going to start foreclosure proceedings.

$85,000?

That's a lot of money.

How are we gonna come up with that?

Miles, it-it's not a big deal, okay?

The qualifiers for the esports tournament

are just around the corner,

and-and I'm gonna take the win, okay?

It's a $150,000 cash prize.

So once I make it through,

I'm gonna stack my way up to the top.

Esports?

$150,000?

That's-that's genius, Earl.

Father, what do you think?

Well.

You're a sweet kid, Earl, but that's stupid, even for you.

Pretty stupid.

All right, I'm gonna talk to Jed McCoy.

Maybe he's got a legal angle on this whole thing, you know?

That's great.

Negotiate, maybe buy some more time.

Yeah.

You're an embarrassment.

This is a real job.

People make money doing this.

Hey, Miles.

Hey.

Is everything okay?

No.

Is there anything I can do to help?

Not unless you got $85,000.

You do know how much you pay me, right?

Actually, no.

Oh, you're being serious.

If we don't come up with $85,000 in 30 days,

we're gonna lose this community center.

Seriously?

That's awful for everyone.

Yeah, really is.

So I guess now really isn't the best time

for me to take you up on that free pickleball lesson?

No.

Pickleball.

The-the pickleball tournament.

That's-that's it.

You're brilliant.

Glad you finally noticed.

If you'll excuse me.

Need sprinting.

Okay.

Oh, brother, please.

It's for a good cause.

Is there any way I can get you to change your mind?

Oh, my knee.

No, it was-it was stupid, really.

I was in the Ozarks with my family,

and it was mating season.

And the bears-they,

I was in the wrong place, wrong time.

I'm sorry to hear about that.

I appreciate you.

Well, good talking to you. - Maybe next time, Mr. McEnroe.

Any luck?

No, too short notice.

Miles, we both know that wasn't McEnroe, okay?

Just do yourself a favor and give up.

You don't have as much pull as you used to.

Oh, freak!

Who am I gonna get to play with me?

Father, you're a pickleballer.

Who, me?

Oh no, I'd love to, but I'm not as spry as I used to be.

Heck, your beat made me,

and he was on the verge of a heart attack.

Sorry.

Look, Miles, okay.

As long as it doesn't interfere with my training,

I will play with you, okay?

Whip him into shape, man.

I believe in miracles.

Okay, I'm not bad.

Dad taught me how to play, okay?

I know how to dink, and I got a pretty good serve too.

And can I get you to cut off the burritos

and the pizzas and the slushies?

I'm not fat.

Father.

You're not that skinny.

Mom always said I was husky, okay?

There's the difference.

And we're desperate.

Let's give it a try. - What the hell.

Did he just say "what the hell?"

How can one person play so terrible?

Keep your eyes on the ball, Ben.

Can't believe we came from the same mother.

Time out.

What you got for me?

Guess who just entered the tournament?

Roger Federer.

No, Miles.

- Really? - Yeah.

Who'd he get as his partner?

His brother Earl.

Is he any good?

No.

He's terrible at everything.

Well, I've never seen him play,

but I'm pretty sure the only exercise he's ever gotten

is his thumbs running laps on his video game console.

And eating.

He's totally brain-dead.

Plus, he's fat.

Yeah, what a loser.

Wait, what-what if,

what if they entered the tournament

to win the prize money and stop the foreclosure?

Well, they can't beat me no matter what.

One way or another, PPG's definitely coming to Longview.

That's right, baby.

Then go jinx their socks off.

Game on.

- Good. - Pay attention.

Let's just play.

Donkey kick.

Fire hydrant, now we're gonna pulse.

Pulse, pulse, pulse, pulse.

Other side.

Miles' knee looks a lot better.

Oh yeah, he's looking good,

especially after his skiing incident in Colorado.

Skiing?

I heard he was skydiving in Spain.

Now we're going into our plank.

Hold that for 30 seconds.

We're gonna rock back and forth.

I heard he was bull riding in Amarillo.

Push up into a downward-facing dog.

Lift your left leg and pulse.

Pulse, pulse, pulse.

Other side.

Think the boys got a chance?

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Yes, he does.

I'm dying.

Miles, I'm dying.

- The other side. - Okay.

That's it, big heart.

No, wait, don't quit.

I can't.

I can't, I quit.

Okay, we're gonna walk up into our cool down.

Go into a forward fold.

Come up slowly.

Keep your shirt on.

What are you doing?

Miles, did I make it?

Yeah, sure.

Actually, not really.

You quit there again, and you shouldn't have taken your shirt off.

Hey, you gotta promise me you can't go home

and slam a sleeve of Oreos.

I wanna slam a sleeve of Oreos.

Hey, you're gonna starve yourself.

You can drink a whole bunch of water.

You can say your prayers.

Okay, I love you.

Wait, where are you going?

Oh, oh, go get her, go get her.

And that's it for class.

Thank you guys so much.

That was, uh, that was almost tough.

You weren't taking any hostages.

You really hung in there.

I am very worried about your brother.

- Yeah, get up. - Thank you, guys.

- Come on. - Okay.

I'm good, I can do it, I can do it.

Yeah, he's a mess, but I'm trying to get him in shape

if we're gonna stand a chance at this tournament.

I'm good, I'm good.

Just gotta keep him away from the pizza and Tex-Mex.

No Tex-Mex?

I'm a sucker for queso.

I was actually just about to go grab some if you wanna join.

Oh yeah, heck yeah.

I'm fit as a fiddle and ready for love.

Okay, cowboy.

Don't make me regret the invite.

Not to pry, but what happened to your knee?

'Cause I've heard, you know, all sorts of things.

Like you rescued an old lady, and you fell rock climbing,

and now it's, you went too hard at karaoke,

which would be really embarrassing, by the way.

When you sing "Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company,

you just gotta commit.

You gotta marry it, you gotta feel it.

You know what I mean?

Please, I would really love to see that.

So anyways, how'd you get to East Texas from NYC?

You're avoiding the question.

Okay, you have to tell me first, and then I'll tell you.

You want the truth?

Yes.

The truth is is that I slipped in the shower,

I hyperextended my knee and tore my ACL and my MCL.

I'm sorry.

It's definitely less creative.

But why lie?

Because I was really drunk.

I'm really ashamed.

I paid a heavy price, so I thought might as well spread

some white lies and add some legendary flair to it.

I mean, totally get it, yeah.

I-I-I-I-I don't totally get it.

But I-or is this like, is this a-do you have a,

is this a thing that's happening?

- No. - Does this happen often?

Like, do you have, you know. - No.

No, I don't.

And that's why that happened.

I was loaded.

Oh, okay.

You know, I'm actually a,

I'm actually kind of a boring guy.

You know, I wake up, I drink a smoothie

that has a lot of superhuman stuff in it.

- Oh. - And I just,

and I do about 3,000 pushups.

Yeah.

I'm actually pretty sore right now.

Those look crazy, whoa.

Looks like you did 3,000 for sure.

And then I coach this,

and it's the same thing the next day.

I'm kind of a square.

Well, it seems like you really got it all figured out.

Okay.

Your turn.

Oh, okay.

So I inherited a house in

It was my grandma's.

Wait, did your grandma pass?

Yeah, but it's-it's okay.

You know, it happens.

And came out here to sell it.

Got out of a pretty bad relationship

and needed to leave the city.

Came here, got a job, and now just will hopefully

figure everything out by the end of the year.

So how do you like it here?

It's different.

There's no Bergdorf Goodman,

no walks in Central Park.

Can't get a facial.

I am shocked and concerned.

How do you know about Bergdorf Goodman?

Even East Texas cowboys have taste, little lady.

- There you go. - Thank you so much.

- Thank you, Marcy. - You're welcome, Miles.

Y'all need anything else?

- No. - Okay.

By the way, Marcy's the talk of the town.

Everybody's gonna hear about this.

Ooh, got it.

♪ Rise and shine and give God the glory, glory ♪

♪ Rise and shine and give God the glory, glory. ♪

♪ Rise and shine, hey ♪

♪ Give God the glory, glory ♪

♪ And he is not waking up ♪

♪ You better run, son ♪

♪ Sweetheart, it's time to get up ♪

♪ We're late as it is ♪

What time is it?

0500 hours.

We're due at the courts at 0600 hours.

Let's rock, let's roll.

Let's rock and roll, let's go.

Miles.

You need help.

I know.

I'll meet you in the car.

Okay.

Oh, you got the yawnies?

You tired, you wanna go back to bed?

- Yes, I wanna go back to- - That's not an option.

Let's see your serve, let's see what you got.

Okay.

Don't be lazy.

What's the first rule?

The golden rule in pickleball? - I don't know.

Engage your whole body, okay?

This ain't belly time.

Use your feet, don't be lazy, let's go.

All right, let's go back to a volley serve.

Simplify, just get it over the net.

That's it.

That's all right, you're knocking the rust off in no time.

- Freak! - But that was a tough shot though.

You're knocking the rust off.

N-35.

Bingo!

Stop it, stop it.

No, not you.

No, you're fine.

It's a fun word to say.

Okay, good, let's go.

Bring it in, bring it in.

All right, all right, boys, you ready?

We're gonna do the dinki-dee-doo.

- No. - Is that real?

No, your father called it that.

Okay, we're gonna do the shake and bake.

You know shake and bake?

Shake and bake.

Easiest way to win a point.

Okay, I'm gonna serve, and they return it back to me.

I'm gonna push them back, they're gonna pop it up,

and you just bake it.

Bake it.

Like a-like a grenade launch.

That's it, that's it.

Let's bring it in, bring it in.

Ready.

- Shake and- - Pray for us.

We'll get it, we'll get that later.

All right, let's concentrate, let's concentrate.

Here we go, here we go.

And shake it.

- I got it. - Yep, yours.

Here it is.

Bake it!

You are supposed to bake it.

That's the bake right there?

That's the bake.

Hey, let's get in there.

♪ Squad going crazy ♪

♪ I'm inaugurated ♪

♪ Bringing greatness to the bay feel like Tom Brady ♪

♪ Hand on the game tell them never try to play me ♪

♪ Want a lil smoke dawg it could get hazy ♪

♪ Act up no I can't behave, okay ♪

♪ Who could get a jumping like the wave I wait ♪

♪ When we meet you on my dinner plate, filet ♪

♪ In love with danger I can't play it safe, okay ♪

♪ Yeah dawg, you know how we riding ♪

♪ When we pull up you know we sliding ♪

♪ Losing ain't an option we surviving ♪

♪ And we gon always run it back ♪

♪ What you know about it, whoa ♪

- Four, five. - One, two, Three.

♪ What you know about it ♪

♪ 'Cause we gonna make the plays ♪

♪ While you talk about it, whoa ♪

♪ What you gonna do about it ♪

♪ Okay, they always seem to count me out ♪

♪ I take a loss then go again ♪

♪ Aint falling for your sentiment ♪

♪ Everything that I said I meant ♪

♪ They ain't wanna let me in ♪

♪ Don't talk show letterman ♪

Oh, whoa.

♪ Yeah, uh ♪

♪ Wake up, wake up, Big Earl ♪

♪ Wake up, wake up ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, open those eyes ♪

♪ Open them eyes ♪

♪ Grab your racket, grab your pickle ♪

♪ It's getting sickle, big dickels ♪

♪ I'm just kidding, what's the tickle ♪

♪ New beats, take a sheet ♪

♪ You ain't have no sheets ♪

♪ You weren't even in the bag ♪

♪ You were playing Nintendo ♪

♪ Yeah, we breaking off, trying to play with Endo ♪

♪ I don't know my tempo, dang, calling me back ♪

♪ It's me and Earl in the pickleball tournament ♪

♪ Hitting the bag, ey ♪

Yeah, I'm pretty tired.

Let's take a nap real quick here.

Well, good morning, everybody,

and welcome to the Pickleball Powerhouse

Gym Double Elimination Tournament.

And today, our teams are competing for 100 grand, baby.

And I ain't talking about your favorite candy bar, man.

We're talking about $100,000 and a chance for glory.

How are you ladies?

Solomon's Porch.

All right.

Good to see you, Bry.

Ah, okie dokie.

Well.

Okay, I got good news and bad news, guys.

What do you want first?

Bad news.

We're up first.

What's the good news?

Dougie's got diarrhea.

How is that good news.

Been blocked up all week.

Okay, if we stay in the winner's bracket,

that's only six games till we can save the Porch.

That's right, heat is on, pal.

Just a reminder that I gotta be gone

by seven for my tournament tonight.

Your tournament?

Earl, are you serious?

Yes, I'm serious.

Father, talk to him.

I don't know.

Hey, Miles.

That knee still giving you trouble?

Bob, are you playing?

Oh, yeah.

Steve and I signed up last night.

We're not great, but the important thing

is to just have fun, right?

We'd win a lot more if Bob here

didn't freeze up at the kitchen line.

The kitchen gives me anxiety, Steve.

It's too close.

Besides, you're the one that keeps floating your dinks.

Yeah, that's the only kitchen that gives you anxiety.

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Who knew I would make it this far ♪

♪ They hated they never believed me ♪

♪ I will never drop the ball ♪

♪ I know I make it look easy ♪

♪ Mayweather with the defense ♪

♪ I don't care what a critic got to say ♪

♪ I got them picking up the pieces ♪

♪ Doubting me you were really playing with your life ♪

♪ I'm about to come and run it all back ♪

♪ I'm the new era about to snap back ♪

♪ You ain't fitted for it 'cause you all cap like ♪

♪ Hold up, I shoot my shot, wait hold up ♪

He touched me.

He touched me.

He touched me, he touched me!

Now without further ado, let's go courtside,

where we have a special surprise

from the big pickleball Kahuna himself,

who I might add is a bit of a looker.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That's enough.

I love you, Bradley!

I love you too.

I'd like to thank everybody for coming out

this weekend to show their support.

Today is day one of our two-day

double elimination tournament.

With a whopping $100,000 on the line

and yours truly playing,

this promise is to be a fun-filled weekend.

That's right.

I said it.

Now, ladies and gentlemen,

boys and girls, picklers of all ages,

get your game faces on, get your paddles ready,

and let's get ready to pickle!

Woo!

Mic buffering had nothing on me.

Sinclair time.

And kicking off the day,

we've got Solomon's Porch going head to head

with Team Paddle Possy.

Gotta be careful of how you pronounce that one.

You sure you're ready for this?

If I say no, are you gonna punch me?

No.

I don't need another reason to punch you.

Get your head in the game.

Are you scared? - Yes.

- You shouldn't be. - Ow.

All eyes are on Miles Thompson today,

who will be making his big pickleball debut

after a knee injury ended his pro tennis career.

Chuck, he looks like he took a 45 to the kneecap.

You like pickleball?

You like pickleball?

Yes, you do.

Did I miss anything?

Whoa.

I mean, the lines at the concession stand were insane.

Waited in line?

I've been thinking.

You know, we could probably get the boys at Maxine

to take Dougie off your hands.

No!

I mean, no, he's fine.

He's just been through a lot, you know.

What's got into him?

He's got a nose for rotten.

Ungrateful mutt.

Good luck today, gentlemen.

Appreciate that.

All right, teams.

Let's have a clean game.

No double hits, and no kitchen shenanigans.

002.

Go, boys!

Turning soft, here we go.

Come on.

Come on.

Sorry, pal.

Ghost peppers.

It's now or never, brother.

♪ One, two, three, go ♪

And there's the serve from Earl Thompson.

And with that, the tournament is underway.

Miles Thompson with the smash.

And that's how you do it, folks.

That's how you make a statement right outta the gate.

- Yeah! - I knew

he had it in him.

Now, get busy finding them.

Way to go!

Yeah! - Well, look at that.

Earl Thompson putting it right where it hurts.

That won't even surprise me.

That's what I'm talking about.

Come on now.

And Miles Thompson with a devastating

shake and bake smash right down the middle.

Solomon's Porch isn't just playing.

They are dominating this match.

Paddle Possy looks more rattled

than a jar of pickles

than a 4th of July barbecue, brother.

Speaking of which, are you, uh,

are you holding that shindig again this year?

Darn straight.

Well, annual 4th of July.

Dale Carl Shindig.

That's beautiful.

I don't remember getting an invite.

I sent it in the mail.

Continuing with the action.

Miles and Earl are a little better than I thought.

Stay with it, stay with it.

Ball's out.

See how good they are when they play a real team.

Matt's point.

It's you, it's you.

- Yeah, baby! - That should do it.

Yeah, well, don't go picking out your wing just yet.

That's only round one.

Well, look who's making an entrance, ladies and gentlemen.

Bob's Tire Mart has their work cut out for 'em today, folks,

'cause they're going up against the best there ever was,

the best there ever is, the best there ever will be.

Bradley "Bodybag" Sinclair, baby.

Bradley, we're here!

Bradley, he looked at me.

He looked at me.

I have your poster!

And I tell you what, folks.

Bradley is bringing the Bradley swagger

that only Bradley can bring.

Look at him with those green eyes and that slick back hair.

Tiny little waist.

I tell you, he's definitely looking the part.

Right, he's looking like a Hollywood celebrity.

See, this is why I don't invite you, Chuck.

Here it comes.

The bodybag.

Bodybag, what the heck is that?

It's a signature move.

It's pretty rude, actually.

He hits it directly at someone.

It's almost a guaranteed point.

Ugh!

Sorry, guys.

Ooh.

Holy undertaker.

His big bodybag.

He's dirty, but it's slick.

He gets there by playing on edge that way.

Hit me right in the nip.

Ah, poor baby.

- Steve, don't touch it. - Oh, come on.

Get you paddle up, you wouldn't have that happen.

Yeah, go straight for the jugular.

That's a real sportsmanship.

He just wants to cause pain.

Ooh.

Ooh, that's gonna tickle the-

Pickleball!

That's what I call a slippery Sinclair.

Oh, man.

That was a low blow, literally.

And folks, Bob is down.

I'm pretty sure he's not gonna be able

to have children again.

That's a direct hit.

Poor guy's gonna need more than ice after that.

Block it off, Bob.

Put him in a bodybag, Johnny.

Steve, this is why I don't like to play

on the kitchen lot.

Damn, you weren't so big.

You move like a glacier.

We're changing Bradley's nickname from "Bodybag"

to the "Ballbuster Sinclair,"

which is a felony in 30 states.

Misdemeanor in Texas.

Yeah, look at that, baby.

in the book, baby.

Steve.

Ow.

Father Joseph, you okay?

Father Joseph. - Whoa.

I gotta thank you.

Your church is helping me stay sober.

Well, good, Terry.

Let's not have another zoo incident, right?

That's enough.

And Bradley with another smash.

I tell you, Bob and Steve are holding on

by a slender thread.

Yes, they are, and that thread just snapped, brother.

Ooh.

What just happened?

That ball just hit an invisible wall.

What the heck?

Yeah, man, that's like one of them glitches in the matrix.

Magic.

Bradley, just hit the ball.

Ooh.

I didn't know you could do that.

Oh, point.

Bob's Tire Mart.

Oh, man, ouch.

That was a real blow to the manhood.

Hit him right in the dingle hole.

When you hurt, I hurt, Bradley.

Come on, Barry.

Show some respect.

He's a living legend.

You're really racking up the time

in purgatory there, kid.

Yeah.

Eating tons of invisible nachos.

Drinking a lot of ghost beer.

Tampering with the game, using violence.

You're trying to get to heaven, that's not the way to do it, pal.

Yeah, you're probably right.

But it sure was fun.

Good try, Bob.

And that's it.

Bradley and Ben take the match with absolute authority.

That was a heck of a spin you put on that ball back there.

I just wish I knew how I did it.

Yeah, me too.

What a ride it's been.

We've seen everything from a knuckle ball to a Nutcracker.

And if I were Bradley, I'd go home,

I'd put all the ice I could find in a bathtub,

and I would just lay there for 12 hours.

If you were Bradley, I'd be in that tub with you.

I've never been more glad to not be Bradley.

Ice, I need ice.

Massage now.

What?

Ah.

She missed the entire thing.

Did you like do win?

Yeah.

Total domination.

Yay.

Does that still hurt?

Steve.

♪ Man on a mission Imma get it you know I be on the way ♪

♪ You know I be on the way ♪

♪ Whoaaa ♪

♪ Man on a mission Imma get it you know I be on the way ♪

♪ Yeah, it's all heart ♪

♪ You ain't giving this your all you steer clear ♪

♪ Never beat ♪

♪ You got some money on the line you better put it here ♪

♪ Rolling in ♪

And there you have it, folks.

Team PPG moves on to the quarterfinals

with yet another dominating performance.

Hey, Bradley.

Pretty impressive play out there.

Thanks, kiddo.

You know, maybe you'll get to see more of it in the finals.

Kiddo.

That guy loves the sound of his own voice.

Why do you even talk to him?

He's pretty good.

Can't deny that.

I still think he's an amp.

You know what I mean?

Snake in the grass.

He ain't got no rizz, you know what I mean?

He's like a sigma.

He's got his beta.

Where you going?

Good afternoon, everyone.

I'm glad you're all here to witness history in the making.

002.

And Solomon's Porch strikes first.

Earl Thompson setting the tone early.

Chuck, that shot had more spin

than my granny's special lemonade.

All right, Bradley, this is the last take.

This airs tomorrow morning.

Who wrote this?

I-I wouldn't say, "Hey, y'all."

I'd say, "Hey, folks."

It's more East Texas.

Just trust me on this.

Hey, folks.

Bradley Sinclair here.

It's the final day of the biggest

pickleball showdown in town.

That's it.

Who is this guy?

Who is this guy?

That's it.

Thank you so much, Bradley.

Rock and roll.

Hey, dad.

Hey, Billy.

Where you been?

School.

On a Saturday?

Detention.

And Earl Thompson with a lighting fast

backhand volley.

Now, that is picture perfect.

Go get in fatso's head.

Hey, Bradley.

A selfie?

Sure.

Here we are.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, Earl.

Looks like you've been spending

too much time in the kitchen,

and I'm not talking about the court, you fat loser.

This kid again.

Come on, let's go.

It's his freaking son.

Hey, stay focused.

We got this.

Come on, you got this.

Come on, Earl, you got this.

My grandmother could serve better than that.

Oh!

Let's go, fatty.

Let's go, fatty.

Let's go, fatty.

Come on, Earl, you got this.

Come on.

- Are you even aiming? - Yes.

- Just hit the ball. I don't care about the kid. - It's the kid.

I don't care about the kid, hit the ball.

Hey, Earl?

Maybe keep it in next time.

Hey, kid.

Shut up!

He's supposed to be a priest.

Oh, come on.

That's mine.

Call the ball.

I have the forehead.

You're in my space.

- I'm in your space? - Yes.

Communicate.

Coach Dale, Solomon's Porch is unraveling

like a cheap sweater.

They just can't seem to get on the same page.

No kidding, Chuck.

They better check the thread count on that cashmere.

It's cringe fest out there.

This is rapidly turning into amateur hour.

Yes, come on!

Whoa!

You gotta be kidding me!

Stop your body.

We cannot afford this.

We cannot afford this right now.

Let's go, focus up.

Well, it's do or die for Solomon's Porch.

The Houston Hammers are at game point.

And one more mistake

will send them packing into the loser's bracket.

No more room for errors, Chuck.

It's Hail Mary time.

Okay, put all the cards on the table.

Your best trick, play whatever you have up your sleeve.

It's time to let it all hang out there, brother.

- Ooh! - And that's it.

Solomon's Porch is headed to the losers bracket.

The Houston Hammers advancing to the quarterfinals.

And boy, what a way to end the game.

You said it, Chuck.

It'd be a long day tomorrow.

Well, well.

Why don't you go home and cry about it?

Hey, what's with you?

What are you, 13? - What?

We had those guys.

And you let some preteen little punk get in your head.

You don't understand-

No, you don't understand, Earl.

You don't understand.

Our father's legacy is what we are playing for.

And you act like we're playing some little silly

pickup game at the community center.

So now we're in the losers bracket,

which means we are one game away of losing everything

that we have worked so hard for,

waking each other up, pushing each other, grinding.

Running across this whole town.

You have to give me a chance, Miles.

I could still win the eSports tournament

and get all the money we need.

ESports tournament.

You're still on that?

Yes, I'm still on that.

This a real tournament, Earl,

with real money that we can use to save the porch.

You know what, just say it.

Just say it, Miles, just say, say it.

"Earl, I don't believe in you"

because you never have.

- That's not true. - Yes, it is.

Since we were kids, you haven't ever believed in me.

I was your last resort pick for the pickleball tournament

and every other time in our life.

And then you ran off to California,

chased your little tennis dream, and mom dies.

You leave me to take care of everything.

I've been working at the Porch, Miles.

I've been there, where've you been?

Where've you been, Miles?

I'm out.

Brother.

Hey!

Earl. - Earl broke the fence.

Well, well, well.

What you gotta do about it?

Come on.

Earl!

Man, Earl, wake up, brother.

Are you kidding me?

Earl and Miles had flashes of brilliance out there,

but they fizzled out faster than a cheap sparkler

on the 4th of July.

And do not bring cheap sparklers

to Dale Carl's 4th of July Palooza.

Do not.

And don't come.

Bradley won't be there.

Miles, come on.

Listen.

All right, listen.

You and Earl Earl played a great game, all right?

But you lost.

But that's okay, we're still in this.

It doesn't matter if we start

in the losers bracket tomorrow.

Come on, let's- - No, Father.

You don't understand, I think Earl just quit.

He quit, why?

Because some punk kid got in his head,

and he was going on about the eSports thing.

That's today?

I guess so.

Oh, man.

All right.

You need a ride?

Yeah, actually, I do.

Great, you can hold Dougie.

Here we go.

But I already gotta get-

Wait, Father.

Can you at least grab his paddle?

Father, wait up.

10, 9, 8, 7

6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Eliminated.

Better luck next year. - No.

No.

No, I can't.

No way.

Come on.

What?

No, no.

- Hey, Earl, can we talk? - Get out!

Listen, I just,

I just wanna say I'm sorry for today.

I was wrong.

It wasn't all your fault.

You made some costly mistakes that killed us, but

I think I made one too.

Just shut up, okay?

I mean it.

All right?

You played great today.

We played great today.

Felt like we were kids again.

You know?

Just playing.

Wish dad could have been there.

Kind of felt like he was there.

Listen, brother.

We can win this damn tournament.

I know you know we can.

We can beat every single team there.

We're gonna save this community center.

I know dad would've wanted us to.

So just think about it.

All right?

Felt like we were kids again.

Dad could've been there.

I felt he was there.

All right.

Let's do this.

Ooh.

Hey.

Let's go win this thing, yeah?

I got breakfast, I got eggs,

I got smoothies with black seeds to keep you regular.

You know, no constipation on tournament day.

I said a prayer for you boys this morning.

Thanks, Father.

I'll need it.

Hey, folks, Bradley Sinclair here.

It's the final day of the biggest

pickleball showdown in town.

The competition's fierce,

and players are ready to set, serve, smash,

and volley their way to glory.

This exciting event is brought to you

by PPG Incorporated, so don't miss it.

Head on down to Oasis Pickleball Club now.

Bradley Sinclair is behind PPG Incorporated?

Appears so.

Told you, that guy's a schmuck.

He was looking at me right in my eyes at that restaurant.

- You believe me now? - God!

Welcome back, folks, for day two of the tournament,

and we're excited.

We've got some thrilling matchups just ahead.

Team Solomon's Porch is set to take on the Rally Rascals

in what promises to be a battle of the ages.

Winner moves on to the semi-finals

with a shot at the championship.

And the loser takes the long lonely walk of shame,

Which I'm guessing you've also done, coach.

Why do you think I'm wearing the same shirt as yesterday?

Boy, I tell you what, Solomon's Porch is on fire.

We need a fire hose, Chuck.

Somebody ate their Wheaties this morning.

Sorry I'm late.

How are they doing?

Well, I think they're hitting their strike.

Well, this is it, Dale.

One more point, and they win the match.

You said, Chuck.

Hey, Earl is on a roll today, brother.

Let's see how far it can bring it.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you.

Appreciate it.

Hey, hey, hey.

Oh, hey.

You're here already.

I thought you were coming with Debra.

Oh, no, I canceled all my classes.

Most of my students are here already, so.

Oh.

I guess they are. - Yeah.

Well, Bradley and Ben are putting on

a real clinic out there today.

No kidding, Chuck.

Bradley's precision and Ben's power,

and these guys make an unstoppable duo,

like cookies and cream ice cream.

Let's go, Bob!

♪ And you could find it where I'm at ♪

♪ What game play ♪

♪ Double X, you can't shake that. ♪

♪ Moving too quick, keep the cameras in the playback ♪

♪ Tell me how you feel ♪

Well, welcome back, folks.

It is semi-finals time, and I don't know about you,

but I'm ready for some action.

I bet you are.

It's probably been a while since you've had some,

and this tournament's been wild.

And those chili dogs from the concession standard,

they're topnotch.

Whoever made those, please bring 'em

by Dale Carl's 4th of July Palooza, please.

It should be no surprise to anyone,

but team PPG moves on to the finals.

PPG to the championship.

PPG, PPG!

- Yeah! - PPG!

PPG, PPG!

Boy, Miles and Earl are hanging tough,

showing us precision and teamwork at its finest.

Absolutely, Chuck.

I have to say I am surprised.

What a dominant finish, brother.

Let's go, Bob!

Go, Miles!

Yeah.

Go Earl!

I mean, go Steve.

So Solomon's Porch is completely dominating here,

and it appears that Miles is in complete control.

That's right, Chuck.

He's absolutely in control,

and-and Bob and Steve are struggling to keep up.

Bob is clearly the weak link out there.

I mean, they just cannot seem to break through Solomon Porch's defense.

Shake it off.

And that's it, folks.

After a really long road, Solomon's Porch

is on their way to the finals

after commanding victory here today.

I'm proud of you, boys.

Hey, you guys played great.

Steve, great job, great job.

That was excellent.

Thank you.

- Bob. - I'm proud of you.

Very good, very good, yeah.

Win back that community center for us, boys.

Will-will do, Bob.

Will do.

Thanks, Bob.

Love you, Bob.

- See you, Steve. - You said it, Chuck.

And after digging themselves into a grave,

they came back from the dead,

from the losers' bracket to the finals.

Simply incredible, Chuck.

No worries.

They're toast in the finals.

They better be.

Mr. Sinclair?

I have your jerseys for the championship game.

Hey, here they come.

What'd I miss?

Well, Miles and Earl gave us a good shellacking.

Yeah, if someone could work the kitchen a little better,

we might have had a chance.

Come on, Steve.

All righty, it's time to fasten your seat belts, kids.

We've got a good old fashioned

East Texas pickleball showdown coming your way right now.

That's right, Chuck.

It's Bradley "Bodybag" Sinclair

versus Miles "Shake & Bake" Thompson.

Both former tennis pros turned pickleball stars.

It's gonna be one for the books, brother.

This is it.

Go, PPG. - Go.

This is the championship.

Can you believe that?

I can.

He's amazing, of course he's here, but I'm just excited.

Okay.

It's like we're bringing little boxing energy

into the equation.

That's right, baby.

And whatever it is, it's like a McRib.

I'm loving it, brother.

Well, coach, we're just moments away.

And PPG has dominated all-year long.

But I tell you, it is the Thompson brothers

who have come out of nowhere.

Now, they're the underdogs,

but boy, they are ready to fight.

That's right, Chuck.

This is a true David versus Goliath story.

But today, David has a paddle in his hand, brother.

And I tell you what, Bradley has a paddle in his hand.

And I'm ready to receive that panel on my back. - That's where we stop.

We stop right there.

We should probably stop right there.

Here goes everything.

It's do or die.

You're dead on and dead.

Exactly.

Do me a favor.

Just stay out of this one, okay?

Relax.

My boys got this.

Yeah.

Just-just stay.

Stay, stay, stay.

Everybody stay.

Well, well, well.

Looks like we might finally get

our good old Texas show down after all.

So you're the one trying to foreclose Solomon's Porch.

Well, not me.

PPG Incorporated.

It's the same thing.

It's nothing personal.

It's just business.

Yeah, guys.

It's just business.

Shut up, Ben.

Thanks for being one of my heroes.

And thanks for inviting this tournament.

It's probably the best thing

that's ever happened to me and my brother.

Now, we're gonna win back everything

that my dad built with your money.

Oh, that's cute.

Yeah, big dreams are real cute.

- Shut up, Ben. - Hey.

Don't talk to my brother that way.

Yeah.

Shut up, Ben.

Okay.

Let's finish this.

Yeah.

And Bradley with his signature power serve.

Bradley smashes it up the sooner like a freight train.

Hey, PPG takes the lead.

- Wow, wow. - Whew!

Better call it quits now, boys.

I'm not taking it easy today.

Destroy him, Bradley.

Oh, and Bradley Sinclair

pulling off the dreaded Nasty Nelson.

Oh, Nasty Nelson, baby.

Feels a bag of chips, you would've seen me coming.

And Chuck, the Nasty Nelsons,

what happened to me after that plate

of spicy nachos, brother.

I tell you, I haven't seen that one in years.

That is dirty pool right there.

Out.

- Outside. - What?

- That was, no. - No, no, no, no.

That was in, Brad. - Didn't see it.

Hey, get back over there, fatty.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

It was out, it was out, he's right.

I know it was out.

My boy don't miss.

And what a play

by Earl Thompson.

Brothers are eating it up.

Nice shot, kid.

Don't get cocky.

Come on, Ben. - Coming.

And that's right, Chuck,

the Thompson brothers answer right back.

We've got ourselves a match, folks.

Come on, Bradley.

♪ Take my word for it ♪

That's it, guys.

Let's go!

Come on, boys.

Oh, hey, Barry.

You look good.

♪ Winning is just in my genes ♪

♪ And I ain't looking back ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm feeling like Kriss kross ♪

♪ They can never slow me down ♪

♪ But they need to hate me so I'm feeling like Chris rock ♪

♪ Ride with the team 'cause you know that we winning ♪

♪ We with it, we going, we flowing again ♪

♪ I might just go buy a Benz ♪

♪ I might just blow my advance ♪

♪ I did it all for the feeling ♪

♪ Alive but I'm making a killing ♪

Yeah!

Come on, boys, come on!

♪ You can pay me in respect ♪

S&B here.

What's that?

Shake and bake.

- Oh, shake and bake, okay. - Hush.

Hey, you shake, I bake.

♪ 'Cause I'm next, I'm a threat ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, really y'all don't know this ♪

♪ You're in danger, I'm a threat ♪

♪ You gamble with your life 'cause you know that it's a bet ♪

♪ Point to the sky with the one up I'm blessed ♪

♪ I'm young rich and black so you know I'm a threat ♪

Yeah!

- Whoa, whoa, hey. - Oh, no.

Chuck, Miles Thompson's down.

Boy, and that one looked rough.

You know, this could very well prove to be a game changer.

- You good? - No, no.

Medic, medic, medic.

Hey, let's take a 15-minute break.

Hey, Bradley, he's really hurt.

Oh yeah, the knee, right?

Yeah.

He's giving us 15. - Okay.

You want me to blow your face?

No, no, shut up.

Damn.

Oh, oh, nope.

Oh. - Is it bad?

Let's see it.

- It stinks. - Let's see it.

Oh, yeah, that's pretty swollen.

Maybe we should call it.

No, it's not happening.

Ready?

Oh, hey, now.

Hey, Bradley.

Haven't seen you in confession in a while.

You know, Father, haven't had much to confess.

I've been pretty perfect.

Yeah.

Perfect dummy.

Get out of here. Mr. Miyagi.

Bodybag him, dad.

Miles Thompson just stopped the bodybag.

He's not backing down.

No, he certainly is not.

And this could prove to be the momentum shift

that Solomon's Porch needs.

They are now just one point away

from winning this whole thing.

Solomon's Porch, Solomon's Porch!

Solomon's Porch, Solomon's Porch, Solomon's Porch!

Solomon's Porch, Solomon's Porch, Solomon's Porch!

Solomon's Porch, Solomon's Porch!

Get it together, Ben.

I'm not losing on a account of your incompetency,

you hear me?

Put you're head in the game.

All right, listen.

Shake and bake on you this time.

Wait, me bake?

- You bake. - No, I can't.

Miles, I haven't hit them all day.

You can bake.

I know you can bake.

I'm gonna shake it, you bake it.

Don't overthink it.

Solomon's Porch, Solomon's Porch, Solomon's Porch!

Shake and bake.

Shake and bake, little brother.

- Dinky-dee-doo! - Dinky-dee-doo!

Game and match.

Solomon's Porch wins.

Wow!

What a finish.

Earl Thompson with the shot of a lifetime.

Stay in the frame, coach.

I know your- - David takes down Goliath.

Solomon's Porch are your champions.

Solomon's Porch.

That was embarrassing, Bradley!

You suck, dad.

Oh, son.

Hey, come back here.

You had one job.

One!

And you literal blew it.

Daisy, pork chop.

Come on, baby.

Oh, don't you pork chop me!

This was a deal breaker.

You know what?

I don't need you anyway.

I'm Bradley Sinclair!

The best there was, the best there is,

the best there ever will be.

You did it.

No, no, no, we did that.

Come on!

Well, I guess it's safe to say that you still have a job.

Until you go to New York, that is.

I don't know.

This place is starting to really grow on me.

Is this place or this face?

Oh, come on.

Good game, guys.

Good game.

- You too. - Real pleasure.

Shut up, Ben.

God!

You know what, Ben?

You are the only Sinclair that I like.

Same.

Hey, don't touch me.

Dude, get a life.

What are you looking at, Santa?

Hey.

Miles and Earl did great.

You should be very proud.

I am.

You need a tissue?

Boy, I'm not crying.

You are.

The shirt stuff is good.

It's fun.

Oh, hey.

Look at that buddy, you made it.

I'm gonna miss you, you old mule.

My work here is done.

Oh, yeah, congratulations.

I'm gonna miss you too.

And please don't come back.

Well, I promise I won't.

I'll see you on the other side.

Really, I'm gonna miss you.

I heard that.

Be nice to Dougie.

I'll see you real soon.

Okay.

Real soon?

What do you mean real soon?

How soon, Barry?

Barry!

What does it mean soon?

- Look at the camera. - How soon, Barry?

- Three, two, one! - How soon?

Barry! - Cheese!

When you're dinking, you don't need your balls clinking.

That's why I invented the pickle strap.

It's lightweight and fully supports your pickle ball game.

Just ask Coach.

Coach.

That's right, Bradley.

I don't let my picklers pickle without one.

When it's game time, you can't afford

for your pickle to have a tickle.

So the pickle strap takes your balls,

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And they're only 29.99, so they're affordable.

And for just $69, you can get one personally signed by me,

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Get your pickle!

That was a good take.

I'm great.

Bradley Sinclair.