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♪ Adventure Time
Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very
Distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the Dog
And Finn the Human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ Adventure Time ♪
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Side Quests.
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Yo, have you been hearing
all these rumors going around?
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Something about
a secret kingdom mission.
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What is up with that?
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I don't know anything
about the mission,
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but that's gotta be why
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Princess Bubblegum said
to come by.
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{\an8}A whole unknown kingdom?
I can only imagine.
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{\an8}It would have to be
something so crazy
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{\an8}that public knowledge of it
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{\an8}would throw our whole society
out of whack.
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{\an8}Like if it was
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{\an8}-a sandwich kingdom.
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And it's just like
a whole land of beings
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preparing themselves
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for the sole purpose
of being eaten.
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It wouldn't make
any economic sense.
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And the whole Land of Ooo
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would be thrown
into delicious chaos.
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Ooh!
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And that's why
it has to be a secret.
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That doesn't merit
a closely guarded secret, Jake.
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{\an8}It would be an invisible
sealed pit in the wasteland.
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And within,
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would be a prison
of demons...
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Whoa.
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...spiraling down
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into a deep
gravitational core.
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And the only way to stop them
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from invading Ooo
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would be to battle
down to the very bottom.
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But once you traveled
all the way
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into the infinite depths...
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{\an8}...the heat and gravity
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{\an8}would've slowly
tempered your body
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{\an8}-to such extremes...
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{\an8}...that returning
to the surface
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{\an8}would no longer be
an option.
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{\an8}That would be good too.
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{\an8}I just want in
on that secret.
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{\an8}- Yeah, man.
- Yeah.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hi, Princess.
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- 'Sup?
- Thanks for coming.
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I have a really important
mission for you.
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- Yes!
- Tell us!
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I need you to guard
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the wet paint
on the royal gazebo.
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People keep trying
to steal it.
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- And Starchy is getting...
- It's me.
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...really stressed out.
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{\an8}Hey! Hey, you,
get out of here.
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{\an8}Go! Get!
I'll kill you!
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{\an8}Oh, man,
I shouldn't have said that.
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So, yeah, I need you
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to watch the paint dry
so he can go on vacation.
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Mmm.
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I think we were misled
about some rumors
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regarding a secret kingdom?
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Oh, no, no, no,
that's another mission
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that this guy
is handling.
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Who, me?
Oh.
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Hey. My name's Punchy.
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I can't see your face.
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Come on out, Punchy.
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Oh. Okay.
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Whoa!
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Uh... Oh, no. Sorry.
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I was just doing
what you said.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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It's okay, Punchy.
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You're doing exactly
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what you were supposed to do.
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Punchy's mission
is to deliver this peace treaty
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to the Secret Kingdom.
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{\an8}So you don't want us
to handle it?
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{\an8}No, Jake.
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This is extremely sensitive.
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If the mission
were to get sidetracked
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or delayed at all,
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war could break out
between the kingdoms.
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I need perfect types,
not adventure types.
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Punchy follows instructions
exactly.
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So the directions
on this ancient punch card
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can guide him
to the secret location
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of the Secret Kingdom.
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Yes, Princess.
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I will not fail
in this mission.
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I'm a very reliable,
regular guy.
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"Regular"? You're gonna trust
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this busted robot--
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Please don't call Punchy
a robot.
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He has no idea.
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- Huh?
- It's okay, Punchy.
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Launch yourself
into truck form
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and deliver the treaty.
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Yes, Princess.
I will launch now.
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{\an8}Now, I'll show you two
to the gazebo.
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{\an8}You comin'?
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{\an8}Here's the paint.
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{\an8}All right, Starchy,
you can go on vacation now.
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{\an8}Phew.
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{\an8}All I can do now
is blow off steam
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{\an8}in this no-seatbelt
death trap
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{\an8}and try to repair my soul.
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No!
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I don't trust that robot
to deliver that treaty.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Like if he farts
on his own wire
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- and that flips him evil.
- Yeah!
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There he goes.
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Oh. Who slammed my butt?
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I could just stop
and investigate.
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But I'd rather just follow
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these punch-out instructions
exactly
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and not deviate
from the mission.
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And that's me exerting
my free will
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to do exactly
what I was told.
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Ugh, it's kind of
cramped in here
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for a box truck.
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Hmm. Must be
his robot guts or something.
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Which is further evidence
that this Punchy guy
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is not what he appears to be
on the outside.
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What was that?
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Man,
I can't see squat.
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What the heck?
There's a hole in the planet?
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Is that another universe
down there?
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With another me
down there too?
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My directive
is to stick to the road.
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What am I supposed to do?
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Oh, man!
Sounds like he's gonna put
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a hole in the planet.
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We'll deal with that later.
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First, we gotta get
that piece of paper back.
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Then we gotta take
this homie out right now.
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Yo, road hog,
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you're creating a bottleneck
with your big caboose!
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Move it, dude!
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Be more self-aware!
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"Move it, dude"?
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Oh. Okay.
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I can move it, dude.
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Okay, maybe I was
a little hasty
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about the full traitor thing.
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Let's sit tight
and keep an eye on things.
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Good plan.
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- Now what?
- Uh, hello? Hello?
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Who is he talking to?
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Sir, please.
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Why are you doing this?
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People are meant
to cross the road.
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That's why Glob
created two sides.
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My... My internal processing
won't allow me to go
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until you cross
one way or the other.
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{\an8}What do I do?
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{\an8}How do I follow
my instructions
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{\an8}if he stays there forever?
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- Can you hear that?
- Yeah.
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Sounds like he's asking
for instructions
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from some kind of
evil organization
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who wanna sabotage
the peace treaty!
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We gotta slay this guy
right now.
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Agreed.
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- What's happening?
- He heard us.
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He's gonna torture us, dude.
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Sir,
are you intentionally
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trying to hinder
my mission?
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Sir, my instructions
are very clear.
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If you don't provide
new inputs,
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I'll just have to...
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Uh...
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All right, well...
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Oh, bother. I gotta mosey,
or I'll be late.
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You think you can torture us
into submission?
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We'll never break!
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Don't tempt him, dude.
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We don't know
what this sicko is...
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...capable of.
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Whoa!
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Jake?
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I'm dying.
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"Stop"?
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Okay.
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Then what?
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And then what?
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Stop sign.
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Stop sign...
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Mmm.
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There's nothing in my code
about this?
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Oh, man, are you for real?
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Hey, Ding-a-Ling,
this road is for cars only!
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But... But what about
the stop sign?
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Roads are for driving.
That's the rule.
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I'm free!
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Get a job!
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One last mile.
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You can do this.
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We're free!
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And we nabbed the treaty!
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And that's what you get
when you hire non-robots.
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You get the goods.
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Okay. Now let's scoot
before--
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- No stealing!
- Ahhh!
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We knew it!
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We knew you were
a traitor all along!
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You're interfering
with my directive.
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Uh, was that okay?
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Was that an okay punch?
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I'll show you
an okay punch.
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{\an8}- Zoop!
- Whoo!
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Whomp.
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Princess Bubblegum
should never
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have trusted a robot that--
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{\an8}- He doesn't know.
- Oh, yeah.
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Beep, bop, boop,
bop, bop, bop, bop, bop,
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bop, bop, bop, bop,
bop, bop, bop.
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Whoa!
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Jake, to the Secret Kingdom!
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Somewhere over there probably!
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- The treaty!
- My life's purpose!
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{\an8}- Traitor!
- Traitor!
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{\an8}- Traitor!
- Traitor!
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{\an8}Hey.
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Is this the Secret Kingdom?
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Can you keep
a secret?
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Yeah.
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It is.
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- Yes.
- I knew it.
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Greetings.
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Um, hi. I am here
to deliver a treaty
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from the Candy Kingdom!
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Wait.
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Bubblegum was only supposed
to send one dumb messenger.
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Which one of you
is a robot?
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{\an8}Uh, well,
this guy's not a robot.
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{\an8}He's just a regular guy.
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Isn't that right, Punchy?
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Hmm? Super regular, right?
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Uh, yeah.
I'm just a regular guy.
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We're the robot.
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Excellent.
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You may enter.
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Secret Kingdom!
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Yay!
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Ooh, yeah!
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Huh?
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Hello!
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Um...
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Hey, is this the secret
waiting room or something?
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Nope.
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This is the Secret Kingdom.
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We've got hundreds
of thousands of secrets,
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all stored
in these filing cabinets.
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But they're, like, cool
and exciting secrets, right?
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{\an8}See for yourself.
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{\an8}You should be able
to read them
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since you're a robot.
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Go on.
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00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,459
Mmm, data.
265
00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,419
Well, that guy
sure likes 'em.
266
00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,296
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
267
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,297
I love it here.
268
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,508
Ugh.
269
00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,468
We're gonna leave.
270
00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,011
Oh.
Erase your memory
271
00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:38,096
on the way out.
272
00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,056
I wish we could.
273
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,267
Lunch break.
274
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,813
Yay!
275
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:52,485
♪ Come along with me ♪
276
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:55,822
♪ And the butterflies
And bees ♪
277
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,741
♪ We can wander
Through the forest ♪
278
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:01,828
♪ And do so as we please ♪
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