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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,121 --> 00:00:25,491 -You spaghetti slurpin' rat, you wanna be number 44? 2 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:27,559 Huh? 3 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:29,261 Nah. 4 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:38,504 Hi. 5 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:47,679 (clears throat) 6 00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:52,418 Uh, so whenever you guys are ready, 7 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:53,619 I can just go ahead and start. 8 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:55,087 -Go. 9 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:56,155 -Okay. 10 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:59,625 Uh, I'm Jesse O'Neill, 11 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:02,094 and I'm reading for Donny Donovan. 12 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,464 (mutters) Okay. 13 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:07,800 (breathes deeply) 14 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:10,602 -Yeah? 15 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:12,104 -Um, yeah. 16 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:13,705 (clears throat) 17 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:21,580 You think you're better than me? 18 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:25,451 -No, I don't. Um-- 19 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:27,619 -Well, that's how ya actin'. 20 00:01:29,622 --> 00:01:31,523 You know who I am, don't you? 21 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:33,459 -Talbott: Everybody know who you are. 22 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:36,595 You are the best hitman in New York City. 23 00:01:37,697 --> 00:01:40,299 -42. 24 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:43,535 42 people I whacked, you spaghetti slurpin' rat. 25 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:44,870 You wanna be number 44? 26 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:48,674 -Look, I'm very sorry, but wouldn't that make me 43? 27 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:50,175 -Yeah. 28 00:01:50,177 --> 00:01:52,211 I'm gonna do your wife first. 29 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:53,879 Then, I'll whack the broad. 30 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:56,281 -Okay. -All right, I got ya meatballs right here. 31 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,816 Come and get 'em. Bolognese servin' it up-- 32 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,451 -Okay. 33 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:00,853 That's good, Jeffrey. 34 00:02:00,855 --> 00:02:02,855 -Oh, I'm Jesse. 35 00:02:05,391 --> 00:02:07,159 -(speaking foreign language) 36 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:20,672 -(speaking foreign language) 37 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:28,147 -We're looking for someone with hair, 38 00:02:28,149 --> 00:02:30,616 but thanks for coming in, Jerry. 39 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:35,487 -(sighs) 40 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:36,975 -(chuckles) 41 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,644 How are you and Ace doing? 42 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,312 -Oh, my God! Great. 43 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:41,647 Isn't he such a cutie? 44 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:42,981 I love him. -Yeah. 45 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:45,617 -Oh, by the way, we need a new roommate, 46 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:48,420 so just let me know if you know of anybody. 47 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:49,788 Especially needs to be clean. -Okay. 48 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:53,458 -Jandres: Not handling any dirty people... 49 00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:56,895 -Hello. - Hola. 50 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:58,697 -Jesse: 'Sup, dudes? 51 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:03,602 So I'll just go ahead and grab this mark right here. 52 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:06,705 -Um, can you slate to the camera, please? 53 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:08,073 -For sure. 54 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:13,478 Jesse O'Neill, reading for Tanner. 55 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,948 -You are sad because you can't get what you want. 56 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:19,818 You love your best friend's wife. 57 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,820 Sad. 58 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,488 Action. 59 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:35,033 -Dude. 60 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:36,968 Bro. 61 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,904 Listen, man. 62 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,575 I've loved her ever since that day 63 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:46,611 we met in Zuma, at the bungalow bar. 64 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:49,915 (sighs) We were at the beach-- 65 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:51,983 -That's good enough. 66 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:57,889 We don't think you're right for the part, 67 00:05:57,891 --> 00:06:00,659 but thanks for coming in. 68 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:10,936 Jesse? 69 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:17,776 Now, that's sad. 70 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:20,679 I think you're right for the part. 71 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:22,781 -Really? 72 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:25,684 -Iris: Welcome to "Between the Waves," Jesse O'Neill. 73 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:28,453 -(speaking foreign language) 74 00:06:28,455 --> 00:06:30,021 Ay, Dios mío, Jesse O'Neill. 75 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:33,024 -Oh, my God! 76 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:34,593 Thank you so much! 77 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:36,428 -Jandres: He's so the right guy for this part. 78 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:37,662 -Yes! 79 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:07,692 -Rob: Oh, yeah... 80 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,802 -Rob and Hollie: (moaning) 81 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:21,206 -(panting) -(moaning) 82 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:26,077 (shrieking) 83 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:27,446 Whoa! Whoa! 84 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:29,881 This is not what it looks like. 85 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,750 This is not what... 86 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:35,687 Chamomile, anyone? 87 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:37,189 Tea? 88 00:07:37,191 --> 00:07:39,024 Yeah... 89 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:45,831 -(sighs) 90 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:49,601 -So, um... 91 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:53,905 Rob and I are kind of together now. 92 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:58,510 And... 93 00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:00,846 Why are you wearing that wig? 94 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:05,750 I don't even know who you are anymore. 95 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:15,660 -(sent text message whoosh) 96 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:20,131 -Jesse's Mom: (humming) 97 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:22,133 -(phone rings) 98 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,138 -Jesse's Mom: Hello? 99 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,573 -Hey, Mama. 100 00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:30,976 -Mr. Hollywood, how are you? 101 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:32,811 -Leo! -Leo: What? 102 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:34,646 -Guess who's on the phone? -Leo: Who? 103 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,615 -Mom: Mr. Hollywood! 104 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,583 -Leo: Tell him I said hi! 105 00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:40,886 -Remember that blonde girl Veronica? 106 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:42,287 Yeah, the one I didn't like. 107 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:44,890 -Ma. -I ran into her in the supermarket 108 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:48,026 and oh, my God, she blew up like a blimp. 109 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,061 -I'm thinkin' about coming home, Ma. 110 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,830 -You're thinking about coming home? 111 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:54,099 Oh, that's fantastic. Oh, that's wonderful. 112 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:56,268 Listen, I'm making something special tonight, 113 00:08:56,270 --> 00:09:00,672 'cause I could bake something and I could freeze it! -Yeah... no... I... 114 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:03,008 I'm thinking about coming home for good. 115 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:07,712 -Jesse? -Ma? 116 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:10,982 -(thumping) -Ma? 117 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:13,251 -Jesse I'm gonna have to call you back. 118 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:16,187 Yeah... Give my love to Hollie! 119 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:21,126 -Mom? -Leo! 120 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:23,595 -Leo: What? -Guess who wants to come home? 121 00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:58,129 -Hey. -Hey, what can I do for you today? 122 00:09:58,131 --> 00:09:59,798 -I'm here to see the place. 123 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,733 -Oh, my God. Jesse! 124 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,602 What happened to your hair? 125 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,104 -Um... 126 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:11,209 I... I was... I was wearing a wig. 127 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,346 -I love it. I love it. I love it. 128 00:10:14,348 --> 00:10:16,181 Come in, come in, come in. 129 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,883 Go, Ace. Go. Cha cha, cha cha. 130 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:20,619 I love him. He's so cute. 131 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:22,287 Anyways, let me tell you something. 132 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:25,690 That casting the other day was delightful. 133 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:27,626 And the wig... you must have some 134 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:30,929 very healthy balls down there to pull that off. 135 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,797 Anyways, let me show you around. 136 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,266 This is the living room. 137 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:38,937 This is, you know, a very decent, regular-sized kitchen. 138 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:44,409 You know, we keep a lot of freeze pops in there just in case, you know... 139 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,277 a dry throat or something like that. 140 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,046 We also have a shared bathroom. 141 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,015 -That-- that-- that's fine. 142 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:52,417 -Door's always open. 143 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:53,985 -Always? 144 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,321 -Would you like to see your room? 145 00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,891 Tah-dah. 146 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:05,897 -The ad said that you were an actor looking for an actor roommate, 147 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,999 but aren't you a casting director? 148 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,136 -Yes, but that's my side job. 149 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:13,738 Something I actually acted my way into 150 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,440 and just pays the rent. 151 00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:17,308 What about you? 152 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:20,311 -Um, well... 153 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,213 I mean, look, there's this one thing 154 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,049 and I totally understand if you can't-- 155 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,984 -Hold on, hold on, hold on. 156 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:30,388 Are you nasty? 157 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,924 -What? No, no, no. 158 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:36,094 I-- Look, it's just, I don't have the money 159 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:38,830 to pay you up front right now and... 160 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:41,266 I definitely can pay you when I get the check 161 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,301 from that part in a couple of months and... 162 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:46,871 I do have a side job waiting tables, but they just don't-- 163 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,239 -Shh... 164 00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:58,216 You're approved. 165 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,186 -What? Really? 166 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:03,354 -Yes. Welcome to your new home, Jesse. 167 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,391 -My G-- When can I move in? 168 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,093 -Tomorrow. 169 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,929 -Oh, my God. Thank you so much! 170 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:13,465 -Thank you. Thank you so much. -You're so strong! 171 00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:15,400 -How about just a cheers? 172 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,470 -I haven't even gotten your name yet, by the way. 173 00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:20,371 -Johnny. 174 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,140 -Hi. 175 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,476 -Oh. Bee-tee-dubs... 176 00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:27,178 we have a big party this weekend. 177 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,280 -Okay, cool. 178 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,882 What kind of party? 179 00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:38,223 -♪ Huh 180 00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:41,926 ♪ Uh 181 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,262 ♪ Gettin' funny in here 182 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,764 ♪ Somebody help me 183 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,132 ♪ Huh 184 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:50,135 ♪ Well, it's gettin' funky in here ♪ 185 00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,972 ♪ Listen 186 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:05,917 -♪ Keep on 187 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:10,221 ♪ Keep on 188 00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,959 ♪ Keep on -♪ If you feel what I'm sayin' ♪ 189 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,427 ♪ Give me your right arm 190 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,397 ♪ Yeah 191 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,899 ♪ Ow 192 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,002 ♪ Welcome to the city 193 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,904 ♪ That's full of dreamers 194 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,373 ♪ Some are friends 195 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,208 ♪ While some are schemers 196 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,004 -(door opens) 197 00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:08,379 -Woman: (moans) 198 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:11,282 -(moans) 199 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:17,355 -Oh. Sorry, dude. 200 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:23,194 -♪ Keep on swinging 201 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,495 -Wanna get out of here? 202 00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:28,333 This is my friend Najee. 203 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,136 -Yeah. 204 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:35,006 -Jandres: All right, come on, let's go. 205 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,243 Been in character all week, you know. 206 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,011 And I'm not gay. 207 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,079 -What? 208 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,614 Really? 209 00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:46,618 I mean, is your name really Johnny or-- 210 00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:49,153 -No, man. My name is Jandres. 211 00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:52,924 And my agent called and said that the gay part fell through, so... 212 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,893 -Well, that's awesome, man! 213 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:58,296 -I mean, not that you didn't get the part 214 00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,931 or that you're not gay, but... 215 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:02,133 So you're like a method actor! 216 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,668 -Yeah, you could say that. 217 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,670 -And you got an agent, too. -Mm-hmm. 218 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,538 -That's great, man. 219 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:10,074 -Maybe-- maybe one day I can introduce you guys 220 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,976 so, you know, you could talk. -Yeah! Yeah! 221 00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:15,413 -Right now we gotta go celebrate though. 222 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,583 You're invited. It's on me. 223 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,318 -What are we celebrating? 224 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,287 -Well, one, we're roommates... 225 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,522 and second... 226 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:27,191 the fact that I got a supporting role 227 00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:29,227 in a studio film! -What? 228 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,095 -You know it! -Nice! 229 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,364 Listen, listen. Sarah gets off in ten minutes, all right? 230 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,667 She's got so many friends, all right? 231 00:15:35,669 --> 00:15:38,503 Even for you, buddy. -(laughs) 232 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,305 -We gonna knock it out the park. 233 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:41,973 We gotta go. -Jandres: All right. 234 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,008 To the time of our lives, pal. 235 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,344 And to the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 236 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:51,215 Redneck John, let's go, big man. 237 00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,151 Nice meeting you, nice meeting you... 238 00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:58,623 -(knock on door) 239 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,291 -Come in. 240 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,693 Can I help you? 241 00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:04,729 -Hey, I'm Jesse. I'm looking for... 242 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:07,065 -Have a seat, heave a seat, have a seat. 243 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:11,336 So, Jandres told me that you just booked a pretty big TV pilot. 244 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,971 What's up with that? 245 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:16,240 -I honestly don't know, actually. 246 00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:19,310 I... they just gave me a call time and a shoot date 247 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,379 and just told me to show up on set-- 248 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,982 -Jandres tells me you're a pretty good actor, too... 249 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,616 without representation. 250 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:28,519 -Well, yeah. That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 251 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,421 -Oh, I see. 252 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,323 -Well, we're kinda... 253 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,460 overloaded as it is right now unfortunately, so... 254 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,365 -So there's no more spots, or... 255 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,067 -We're a boutique agency, Jesse. 256 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:45,436 You know, quality over quantity. 257 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:48,006 Surely the big agents can get you meetings anywhere. 258 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,640 Of course they can. Of course. They're big agencies. 259 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,542 But don't forget, you gotta compete with 30 other people 260 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,745 that they also represent, right? 261 00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:55,680 No loyalty. 262 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,349 Let's say you do strike it big. 263 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,551 Let's say you do make it. 264 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,186 Would you remain loyal to us 265 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,022 or would you move on to a bigger agency? 266 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,757 -Of course... 267 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:08,192 I mean, of course I'd stay loyal, 268 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,495 not of course I'd go with the other agency-- 269 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:12,196 -You don't wanna be an actor, do you? 270 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:16,267 Anybody could be an actor. 271 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,569 There's two million of 'em that are surrounding us right now. 272 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:21,639 My dad can be an actor, and he's living in Phoenix. 273 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:27,345 20! 2-0 just got off the train or bus right now. 274 00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:32,617 -So you're saying I should just pack up and go home or? 275 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:33,785 -(laughs) 276 00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:36,287 Listen to me very carefully, okay? 277 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,056 I'm gonna tell you a little secret. 278 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:41,192 You don't want to be an actor. 279 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:44,662 You want to be a star. 280 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:48,332 Do you know the difference between an actor and a movie star? 281 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:52,537 -Celebrity friends? 282 00:17:58,143 --> 00:18:00,411 -Marketability. 283 00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:08,519 -So will you represent me or do I need marketability? -What makes you special? 284 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:11,155 What makes you special? 285 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:13,825 Why do you, you... 286 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:16,594 why do you want to be a movie star? 287 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,500 You're on a trial period. 288 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,769 Let me know how that pilot works out for ya. 289 00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:27,798 -(ringing) 290 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,634 -Rolling, rolling. 291 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:32,837 Shh. 292 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,639 Can I help you? 293 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,240 -Hey! I'm Jesse. -Shh! 294 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:37,842 Who? 295 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:38,910 -Oh! 296 00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:40,578 For the part of Tanner. 297 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,346 -Oh. You're late. 298 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:44,882 Come on. 299 00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:48,886 -Girl, did you go there? 300 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,855 -A hard man is hard to find. 301 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,691 -Oh, it's so true... Hi. 302 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,794 -Can I get you anything? Juice, Perrier, croissant? 303 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:59,430 -Uh... no. Thank you. 304 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,599 -Okay, sweetie. I'll take you right here. 305 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,733 -Hurry up now. 306 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,535 You gotta tell me more, girl. 307 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,470 -Yes, I'll fill you in. 308 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,576 -Um, they, uh... 309 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,711 they said that I could arrive like this. 310 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,314 -Both: "They"? -Who did? 311 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,349 -The... 312 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,984 They said I was good. 313 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,285 -Lord. 314 00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,888 I'm going to Crafty, Julia girl. 315 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,890 -Yeah, you have fun girl. I'll be there soon. 316 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:29,260 -Don't work too hard. -Never never ever. 317 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:30,828 Nice skin! 318 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,697 Look at this beautiful... -PA: How much longer, Julia? 319 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:34,365 -Julia: Girl, I just started! 320 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,000 Give me five minutes, okay? 321 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,836 -Tanner to wardrobe, we're looking at an ETA of two minutes. 322 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,806 -What the hell are we doing? Come on! Let's go! 323 00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:48,980 -Tanner? -PA: Yes, sir. 324 00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:50,514 -How you doing? -Hey. Jesse. 325 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,817 -I'm Bryant. Let me show you your mark. 326 00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:56,554 Okay, you're gonna stand right here. 327 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,356 -Right here? -Right there. 328 00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:00,291 Okay. Good. 329 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,730 -Okay, what are we waiting on? 330 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,732 -Bryant: It's Joel, sir. He's not here yet. 331 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,033 -Hi, I'm Beth. 332 00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:10,601 Playing the part of Keela. 333 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,304 -Hey. Jesse. Tanner. 334 00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:14,872 -Where the hell is Joel? 335 00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:20,678 Okay, Joel's here now. 336 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,560 -DP: Mark. Camera mark. 337 00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:38,362 -Hey, man. 338 00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:41,632 -Bryant: Okay, let's do this, people. 339 00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:45,503 -Scene 5B. Take one. 340 00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:50,541 -Okay. Ready, Joel? Action! 341 00:21:52,577 --> 00:21:54,312 -Bro... 342 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:56,647 you know it's nothing personal. 343 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:59,517 Just trying to do my thing. 344 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:02,086 It just so happens that the person I'm doin' it with 345 00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:03,888 is your ex-wife. 346 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,756 No hard feelings though, bro. 347 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,925 It's all... 348 00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:09,994 between the waves. 349 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:14,098 -Cut! Mark it! Turn around! 350 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,566 -Nice. 351 00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:20,471 -I'm free till after lunch, yeah? 352 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:23,374 -Okay. How we feeling, Jeremy? You okay? 353 00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:26,344 -Uh. Yeah is... 354 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:27,878 is he coming back? 355 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,647 -Bryant: He only does one take per shot. 356 00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:30,815 It's in his contract. 357 00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:32,350 Okay... 358 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:36,354 Camera rolls. Sound speed, here we go. 359 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:38,622 -Scene 5B, take one. 360 00:22:38,624 --> 00:22:40,424 -Bryant: Sound, let's go. 361 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,861 -Action. 362 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:46,130 -Script Supervisor: Bro, you know it's nothing personal. 363 00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:48,399 Just trying to do my thing. 364 00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:51,569 And it just so happens to be the person I'm doing it with 365 00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,537 is your ex-wife. 366 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,039 No hard feelings, bro? 367 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,375 It's all be-- -Okay, hold the roll. Hold the roll. 368 00:22:57,377 --> 00:23:00,544 Okay, look guy, don't look over here man, okay? 369 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,747 Just keep focused on Joel. 370 00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:05,082 Okay? Action. 371 00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:07,418 -Script Supervisor: No hard feelings, bro? 372 00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:09,954 -Bro. -Director: Cut. 373 00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:12,523 Okay, look, man we can't use this guy anymore. 374 00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:15,626 Just pull someone from background. -Okay, okay. Danielle? 375 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,743 -Hi! 376 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,446 I just love bald men. 377 00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:55,099 -Actually, extra Crafty is over there. 378 00:24:00,505 --> 00:24:02,473 -(crashing noise) 379 00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:09,880 (crashing continues) 380 00:24:24,162 --> 00:24:25,729 -Yeah? 381 00:24:25,731 --> 00:24:28,466 -Uh, hey! 382 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:33,137 Um... I just wanted to say great job back there. 383 00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:37,975 -Do I know you? 384 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:42,079 -We just did a scene together. 385 00:24:42,081 --> 00:24:43,981 -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 386 00:24:46,518 --> 00:24:48,552 -I'm sorry to bother you though. 387 00:24:48,554 --> 00:24:50,488 Have a good one. 388 00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:54,892 -Come in. 389 00:25:20,785 --> 00:25:23,287 Sorry, mate. I've... 390 00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:25,556 had a rough couple of weeks. 391 00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:26,957 Lady problems. 392 00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:28,926 -Yeah, me too! 393 00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:30,961 My girlfriend, she just... 394 00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:33,063 she just cheated on me with my roommate. 395 00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:36,700 -Oh, wow. 396 00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:42,239 -Oh-- 397 00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:44,275 -So, how long you been acting? 398 00:25:44,277 --> 00:25:46,644 -Um... 399 00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:48,879 for a couple of years now. 400 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:50,314 Uh... 401 00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:53,050 Yeah. Couple of years. 402 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:56,153 I didn't know you were an Australian. 403 00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:58,589 -Yeah, mate. Not many people do. 404 00:25:58,591 --> 00:26:01,992 The American thing, it's kind of just like... 405 00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:03,928 a persona. 406 00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:05,596 -Persona. 407 00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:07,197 -So... 408 00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:09,700 got any more scenes on the show? 409 00:26:09,702 --> 00:26:12,803 -Um... yeah. You know, they told me 410 00:26:12,805 --> 00:26:14,905 I got a few more days for sure. -Cool. 411 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:17,041 When I booked "Werewolf Journals," 412 00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:20,844 six years ago, changed everything for me, man. 413 00:26:20,846 --> 00:26:22,346 You gotta be smart though. 414 00:26:22,348 --> 00:26:24,748 Now, I'm doing movies. Good ones. 415 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:27,818 I'm just... just doing this pilot 416 00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:30,688 as a favor to the producer, 417 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:32,222 who's a friend. 418 00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:36,860 But anyway, you seem like a cool guy, so good luck. 419 00:26:40,298 --> 00:26:44,268 -Well, thanks for talking to me. 420 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:47,905 You know, and... -Chuck your number in. 421 00:26:47,907 --> 00:26:50,040 You know, I'll call you so you got mine. 422 00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:51,875 -Yeah? 423 00:27:02,087 --> 00:27:03,387 -Nice to meet ya. 424 00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:04,922 -You too! -Have a good day. 425 00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:07,891 -All right. I'll see ya. Thank you, Mr. Hogan. 426 00:27:07,893 --> 00:27:09,326 Thank you. -Have a good one. 427 00:27:23,942 --> 00:27:25,175 -Jesse: The director... 428 00:27:25,177 --> 00:27:27,144 he's replaced me. 429 00:27:30,015 --> 00:27:31,949 -Wow. 430 00:27:32,951 --> 00:27:34,318 Wow. 431 00:27:35,687 --> 00:27:37,655 Well, that's the first for me. 432 00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:40,224 All right, trial period's over. 433 00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:42,059 -What does that mean? 434 00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:44,228 -It means I'm not representing you. 435 00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:46,296 That's what that means. 436 00:27:46,298 --> 00:27:49,433 Oh, and tell Jandres to stop avoiding me, please. 437 00:27:49,435 --> 00:27:51,068 It's only 10%. 438 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:57,241 Oh, and grab his scooter too when you leave. 439 00:27:57,243 --> 00:27:58,876 That'd be great. 440 00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:02,780 -Scooter? What scooter? 441 00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:04,748 -Yeah, he must have left it here last week or something. 442 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:06,850 Somebody must have came and picked him up. I don't know. 443 00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:09,853 You'll see it though. It's the one down there that's leaking oil all over the place. 444 00:28:17,962 --> 00:28:19,363 Jesse. 445 00:28:22,133 --> 00:28:23,934 You'll be fine. 446 00:28:25,136 --> 00:28:26,904 It may take another two to four years 447 00:28:26,906 --> 00:28:28,839 until you get your next break, but... 448 00:28:30,141 --> 00:28:31,775 call me when it happens. 449 00:28:34,479 --> 00:28:36,213 Don't forget the scooter. 450 00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:40,751 -(door closes) 451 00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:46,356 -Jesse: I don't know. I'm just worried, that's all. 452 00:28:51,963 --> 00:28:53,831 -Well, hello, beautiful. 453 00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:56,467 My name's Najee and you're new here. 454 00:28:56,469 --> 00:28:58,302 -Yeah. Hi, I'm Katie. 455 00:28:58,304 --> 00:28:59,870 -Hey, Katie. I'm Greg. 456 00:28:59,872 --> 00:29:00,971 It's so nice to meet you. 457 00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:03,874 Where's Sarah? -Oh... 458 00:29:03,876 --> 00:29:06,076 Sarah packed and moved back to Florida. 459 00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:08,746 -Oh, that's too bad. But you know, it's a good thing you're here now though. 460 00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:11,081 -(all giggling) 461 00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:15,252 -And what's your name? -I'm Jesse. 462 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:17,254 -Hello, Jesse. -Nice to meet you. 463 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,156 -Nice to meet you too. 464 00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:21,325 -Najee: Jesse here... 465 00:29:21,327 --> 00:29:24,261 was just telling us that our friend, Jandres, 466 00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:26,463 has been missing for like about a week. -Oh! 467 00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:30,400 -Yeah. He's done this before, but not this long. 468 00:29:30,402 --> 00:29:34,037 -Hey, listen, Katie. I was, I was just thinking, you know, 469 00:29:34,039 --> 00:29:36,406 I can't tonight 'cause I got plans with these guys, 470 00:29:36,408 --> 00:29:39,109 but maybe this weekend you and I could 471 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:41,211 go get into something? A little fun? -Katie: (giggles) 472 00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:44,248 Maybe... -Hey, bro, your manager is calling you right now. 473 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:45,783 -Oh, really? -Najee: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 474 00:29:45,785 --> 00:29:46,950 You may want to go handle that. 475 00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:48,886 -Just one sec. Sorry. Hello? -Okay. 476 00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:51,054 -Yeah, you can't go out with that fool 477 00:29:51,056 --> 00:29:52,990 because you're gonna be going out with me 478 00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:54,858 this Friday at 8:00. 479 00:29:54,860 --> 00:29:56,460 -Hello? 480 00:29:57,962 --> 00:29:59,530 -You want to take me out too? 481 00:30:01,399 --> 00:30:03,033 I'm just kidding. 482 00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:04,234 No, it's cool. 483 00:30:04,236 --> 00:30:06,403 I'll get you some more. -Sure. 484 00:30:12,277 --> 00:30:13,343 What? 485 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,881 -(both muttering) 486 00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:20,551 -(phone chimes) 487 00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:25,322 -Yes! 488 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:27,057 -Both: What? 489 00:31:16,641 --> 00:31:18,041 -(knocking) 490 00:31:19,944 --> 00:31:23,881 -Hey, mate! Thanks for coming. -Hey, Joel. 491 00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:25,482 How are you? 492 00:31:25,484 --> 00:31:28,051 -I had a big night. Pretty sore. 493 00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:29,653 How you doing? -I'm good. 494 00:31:29,655 --> 00:31:30,954 -Come on in. 495 00:31:44,102 --> 00:31:46,536 (sighs) -Wow, man! 496 00:31:48,339 --> 00:31:51,675 -(grunts, sighs) 497 00:31:51,677 --> 00:31:53,143 -(piano note plays) 498 00:31:53,145 --> 00:31:55,045 -Come. Sit. 499 00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:57,414 (sighs) 500 00:31:59,317 --> 00:32:02,185 You want some? -Oh, no. No. Thank you. 501 00:32:02,187 --> 00:32:03,353 Eh. 502 00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:04,554 -(chuckles) 503 00:32:06,157 --> 00:32:07,424 (sighs) 504 00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:11,228 -Is everything okay? 505 00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:15,165 -You remind me of me when I was coming up in LA. 506 00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:18,101 You seem like a real honest dude, man. 507 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:20,370 Honest people-- hard to find in this town. 508 00:32:20,372 --> 00:32:23,106 There's nothing but lies and... 509 00:32:23,108 --> 00:32:24,574 and whores. 510 00:32:26,244 --> 00:32:28,512 -You know, I would love to hear any advice 511 00:32:28,514 --> 00:32:30,213 you have for me on my acting career. 512 00:32:30,215 --> 00:32:32,582 -That's why I invited you over. I'm gonna help you. 513 00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:34,384 Having a big party tonight. 514 00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:37,220 Gonna introduce you to some players in town 515 00:32:37,222 --> 00:32:39,156 if you don't mind sticking around. 516 00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:41,191 I got some clothes you can borrow. 517 00:32:43,328 --> 00:32:44,695 -Yeah! -Yeah? 518 00:32:44,697 --> 00:32:48,365 -Yeah! -There we go, man. Sick. 519 00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:50,233 You wanna see the rest of it? 520 00:32:50,235 --> 00:32:52,069 -Yeah. Yeah, let's do it. 521 00:32:57,342 --> 00:32:59,676 -(chuckles) 522 00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:02,579 Excuse me, ladies, this is my friend Jesse. 523 00:33:02,581 --> 00:33:05,682 This is Cynthia, producer on "Between the Waves." 524 00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:07,217 Jesse's in it with me. 525 00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:09,186 He's playing the part of... 526 00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:11,188 Which part are you playing? 527 00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:13,423 -Um... Tanner. 528 00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:14,458 -Tanner. 529 00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:16,994 -Nice meeting you, Jesse. 530 00:33:16,996 --> 00:33:18,395 -Nice to meet you too. 531 00:33:18,397 --> 00:33:20,097 -You have wonderful hair. 532 00:33:20,099 --> 00:33:21,565 -Thank you. 533 00:33:21,567 --> 00:33:23,600 -You're welcome. -Thank you so much. 534 00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:25,302 -What's your secret? -I... 535 00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:27,437 -Jesse? 536 00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:30,474 What are you doing here? 537 00:33:30,476 --> 00:33:32,009 -Um... 538 00:33:33,411 --> 00:33:35,312 -Can I talk to you for a second? 539 00:33:36,781 --> 00:33:38,215 -Um, yeah. 540 00:33:38,217 --> 00:33:40,183 One second. 541 00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:43,453 -Who is that? 542 00:33:45,456 --> 00:33:47,791 Use my bedroom upstairs. 543 00:33:50,061 --> 00:33:51,461 -Nice to meet you. 544 00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:52,662 -Nice meeting you. 545 00:33:52,664 --> 00:33:54,731 -Chicks love him. It's the hair. 546 00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:56,433 He's got great hair. -I think that's it. 547 00:33:57,769 --> 00:33:59,569 -I mean, you're supposed to be here, 548 00:33:59,571 --> 00:34:01,304 but here working. 549 00:34:01,306 --> 00:34:02,773 -What? 550 00:34:02,775 --> 00:34:06,443 -Well, you're on the schedule to work, Jesse. 551 00:34:06,445 --> 00:34:09,179 -I didn't know I was on the schedule to work, Hollie. 552 00:34:09,181 --> 00:34:12,449 -Well, why would you be here if you didn't know? 553 00:34:12,451 --> 00:34:14,117 -That's what I'm trying to tell you, Hollie. 554 00:34:14,119 --> 00:34:16,153 I've been here all night. -The boss is coming. 555 00:34:16,155 --> 00:34:19,423 It's dirty, but at least you won't get fired. Just go. 556 00:34:19,425 --> 00:34:20,557 Go, go, go, go. 557 00:34:23,661 --> 00:34:26,463 -Hey. -Hi. 558 00:34:26,465 --> 00:34:27,831 -Is that a new tie? 559 00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:31,201 -Um... yeah, it is. 560 00:34:31,203 --> 00:34:32,669 -I like it. 561 00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:34,104 -Thank you. 562 00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:37,707 Okay. Back to work. 563 00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:39,276 -To work. 564 00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:53,657 -(laughter, chatter) 565 00:35:40,204 --> 00:35:42,906 -Oh! Where have you been? 566 00:35:42,908 --> 00:35:45,509 -Uh... -Huh? 567 00:35:45,511 --> 00:35:47,244 -I... -Oh, you ol' dog! 568 00:35:47,246 --> 00:35:48,645 Did you hurt her? 569 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:52,315 She was practically panting for it, man. 570 00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:53,850 (pants) 571 00:35:55,587 --> 00:36:00,323 There's some people that I want to introduce to you. -Okay. 572 00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:11,768 Jesus. 573 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,621 -Boyd: Excuse me... 574 00:36:32,790 --> 00:36:34,324 Are you new here? 575 00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:38,662 -Um... (lisping) Yes, sir. I am. 576 00:36:38,664 --> 00:36:40,463 My very first night, sir. 577 00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:43,833 -Are those Levi's? 578 00:36:45,469 --> 00:36:47,270 -They're Wranglers. 579 00:36:48,573 --> 00:36:49,839 -Wranglers. 580 00:36:49,841 --> 00:36:51,508 -Yes, sir. -Mm. 581 00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:53,910 -I'm sorry. It won't happen again. 582 00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:55,212 Thank you, sir. 583 00:36:55,214 --> 00:36:56,813 -Clean up so we can go home. 584 00:37:13,698 --> 00:37:14,764 -Joel: Hey. 585 00:37:21,839 --> 00:37:24,908 -Nice. Thanks, mate. 586 00:37:28,779 --> 00:37:30,380 Do I know you? 587 00:37:30,382 --> 00:37:31,748 -(drawling) Nope! But I know you! 588 00:37:33,651 --> 00:37:36,853 Can I have your autograph, Mr. Hogan? 589 00:37:36,855 --> 00:37:39,422 -Maybe later, mate. -Huh? 590 00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:40,757 -Maybe later. 591 00:37:50,501 --> 00:37:51,768 -(sighs) 592 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,748 Hey, buddy. 593 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:06,750 Sorry, man. 594 00:38:06,752 --> 00:38:09,052 Keep getting hounded by the ol' girl. 595 00:38:11,756 --> 00:38:13,056 You okay? 596 00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:18,428 -We met on "Werewolf Journals," 597 00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:19,963 season four. 598 00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:25,468 She came in for an arc... 599 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:26,770 and then... 600 00:38:26,772 --> 00:38:29,539 she was my girl. 601 00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:32,742 She left her boyfriend at the time... for me. 602 00:38:36,914 --> 00:38:38,715 -I know how you feel, man. 603 00:38:40,785 --> 00:38:42,886 -And then... 604 00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:45,388 she left me... 605 00:38:45,390 --> 00:38:47,724 for a new co-star. 606 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,696 -(sobs, laughs) 607 00:38:55,733 --> 00:38:57,701 -(both laugh) 608 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,643 -Joel? 609 00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:09,713 Joel! 610 00:39:09,715 --> 00:39:11,047 Joel! 611 00:39:13,617 --> 00:39:14,751 Joel! 612 00:39:16,987 --> 00:39:18,888 -(gasping) 613 00:39:20,057 --> 00:39:22,625 -Joel! Joel! 614 00:39:22,627 --> 00:39:24,561 -(gurgling) -Joel! 615 00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:28,398 Joel! -(gurgling) 616 00:39:33,471 --> 00:39:35,438 (pants) 617 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,407 -Remember that girl from tonight? 618 00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:41,878 -Yeah. -That was my ex-girlfriend. 619 00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:47,550 The one who cheated on me with my roommate. 620 00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:51,154 -Whoa, man. 621 00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:55,925 You're a real honest dude. 622 00:40:02,099 --> 00:40:04,100 -Let's get a drink, man. 623 00:40:04,102 --> 00:40:05,802 -Joel: Let us drink! 624 00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:08,638 Pour the wine! 625 00:40:10,775 --> 00:40:14,110 -We are stopping at our first Hollywood landmark, 626 00:40:14,112 --> 00:40:15,845 the Hollywood sign. 627 00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:18,615 Me and my girlfriend say, "Hello!" 628 00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:21,684 Just drove across the country for 3,000 miles. 629 00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:25,054 And we stopped at In-N-Out! 630 00:40:25,056 --> 00:40:27,123 -You're wasting a lot of space on my phone. 631 00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:28,658 Can we put it away? -Okay. Okay. 632 00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:30,427 There it is! 633 00:40:30,429 --> 00:40:32,929 I think you just keep going straight up here. -Uh, yeah. 634 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:35,165 -Here, let's take a picture. -Where? 635 00:40:35,167 --> 00:40:37,000 -One right there. -Okay. 636 00:40:38,803 --> 00:40:41,971 -Give me a big... big smile. 637 00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:44,207 -(shutter snaps) 638 00:40:44,209 --> 00:40:49,813 Now do one with, like, your hands up, like you're holding the sign or something. 639 00:40:52,149 --> 00:40:53,883 No, like both hands. 640 00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:55,718 Like... 641 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:57,720 Both hands up... 642 00:40:58,889 --> 00:41:00,623 -(shutter snaps) 643 00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:02,892 -Was that good? -No, hang on, you gotta put 'em back up again. 644 00:41:02,894 --> 00:41:03,927 One more time. I missed it. 645 00:41:03,929 --> 00:41:05,695 -Okay. Okay. -I missed it. 646 00:41:06,764 --> 00:41:08,097 Put 'em a little bit closer together. 647 00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:10,033 -Good. All right. -Put my hands closer together? 648 00:41:10,035 --> 00:41:11,901 -(shutter snaps) -More together! 649 00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:13,770 -Jesse, just take the damn picture. -All right. 650 00:41:13,772 --> 00:41:15,004 All right. Here. 651 00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:20,643 -Excuse me, sir, would you mind if you take one of me and my girlfriend? 652 00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:23,146 Please? It would just take a second. -Uh... yeah. 653 00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:25,515 Here. Please. You just hit this button right here. 654 00:41:25,517 --> 00:41:26,783 Yeah, just hit that button right there. 655 00:41:26,785 --> 00:41:28,117 -Man: I got an iPhone, yeah, thanks. 656 00:41:29,954 --> 00:41:31,521 -Babe? 657 00:41:34,091 --> 00:41:35,558 -Man: You all right? You ready? 658 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,927 -She-- Hang on. She's gonna come right back. 659 00:41:37,929 --> 00:41:39,863 -How 'bout we just get one of you, bud? 660 00:41:39,865 --> 00:41:41,631 I gotta go. My family's in the van. 661 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:43,132 -Just me? Okay. -Yeah. 662 00:41:43,134 --> 00:41:44,701 You want a close one? -Yeah. 663 00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:46,102 -I can help you out there. What's your name? 664 00:41:46,104 --> 00:41:48,204 -I'm Jesse. -(shutter snaps) 665 00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:12,128 -Jesse! 666 00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:13,897 -Hey! -Hey, man. 667 00:42:13,899 --> 00:42:16,833 -Hey. -Sorry about Miguel, man. He likes to start early. 668 00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:19,135 -Oh, no, it's no problem. -You have a good night? 669 00:42:19,137 --> 00:42:21,938 -I had a great night, man. -Oh, yeah. 670 00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:24,107 Dude, this thing looks dangerous as shit. 671 00:42:24,109 --> 00:42:25,875 -Yeah, it's not that bad. 672 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:27,677 -You should just use one of my cars. 673 00:42:27,679 --> 00:42:29,779 -That'd be nice, to use one of your cars. 674 00:42:29,781 --> 00:42:30,947 -Take the wagon. 675 00:42:32,283 --> 00:42:33,816 -Take the wagon? 676 00:42:33,818 --> 00:42:35,018 -I trust you. 677 00:42:36,153 --> 00:42:39,656 -Take the wagon? -See ya around, man. 678 00:42:39,658 --> 00:42:41,558 -Oh... 679 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,293 okay. 680 00:42:48,699 --> 00:42:49,766 -(car beeps) 681 00:42:54,171 --> 00:42:55,872 -♪ Snow 682 00:42:55,874 --> 00:43:00,343 ♪ I want to be in snow 683 00:43:00,345 --> 00:43:04,581 ♪ Scenery is lovely and oh 684 00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:08,918 ♪ I want to be there with you 685 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:12,322 ♪ There 686 00:43:12,324 --> 00:43:16,593 ♪ There in the fabulous air 687 00:43:16,595 --> 00:43:20,229 ♪ We can be free of all care ♪ 688 00:43:20,231 --> 00:43:24,100 ♪ I wanna be there with you 689 00:43:27,171 --> 00:43:30,640 ♪ All the world's a wonderland ♪ 690 00:43:30,642 --> 00:43:35,211 ♪ A winterland for two 691 00:43:35,213 --> 00:43:38,748 ♪ All it needs to be complete ♪ 692 00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:42,785 ♪ Is sharing it with you 693 00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:48,024 ♪ And oh, you know that I love you so ♪ 694 00:43:54,732 --> 00:43:57,266 -Manager: Help you? -Um, yeah. 695 00:43:57,268 --> 00:43:59,302 -(dog barking) 696 00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:02,972 -Help you? -I... 697 00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:06,709 Hi, I'm Jesse. I'm staying with Jandres. 698 00:44:06,711 --> 00:44:09,278 I just found this on the door. 699 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,080 There must be some kind of mistake. 700 00:44:11,082 --> 00:44:15,818 -That's what Jandres is or Dreas or whatever his name is. 701 00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:18,287 That's his second notice. 702 00:44:18,289 --> 00:44:20,923 Are you on the lease? -(dog barking) 703 00:44:20,925 --> 00:44:23,192 -That dog better shut up! 704 00:44:23,194 --> 00:44:25,128 -How much does he owe? 705 00:44:25,130 --> 00:44:27,063 -Three grand. 706 00:44:27,065 --> 00:44:30,433 -Can I grab Ace at least? 707 00:44:30,435 --> 00:44:32,869 -Manager: Who the hell is Ace? 708 00:44:32,871 --> 00:44:34,704 -The dog. 709 00:44:35,906 --> 00:44:38,174 -I don't recall a pet deposit. 710 00:44:45,215 --> 00:44:47,383 -Is it rolling? -Najee: Yeah, man. 711 00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:50,019 -Okay. 712 00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:52,755 -Where the hell did you get chains from? 713 00:44:52,757 --> 00:44:54,924 You know casting directors don't like that shit. 714 00:44:54,926 --> 00:44:56,926 -Dude, it's dedication, bro. They love this shit. 715 00:45:00,699 --> 00:45:04,934 I'm Greg Perrow, and I'm reading for the role of Zurk. 716 00:45:10,007 --> 00:45:11,340 Okay. 717 00:45:12,743 --> 00:45:15,845 You shouldn't have come here, Princess. 718 00:45:15,847 --> 00:45:19,182 I can't protect you here! 719 00:45:19,184 --> 00:45:22,218 The Gozorgs are spreading in their numbers, 720 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:25,021 and I fear that I might have... 721 00:45:25,023 --> 00:45:27,990 I fear that I might have to... 722 00:45:27,992 --> 00:45:29,358 I fear that-- Man, just one more time! 723 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,728 -Aw, hell nah! Cut. I'm done. I'm done. 724 00:45:31,730 --> 00:45:34,030 -That's like the fifth time! -My God, this is so perfect for me, bro! 725 00:45:34,032 --> 00:45:36,232 Please just one more? -No! That's five times already. 726 00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:37,467 -Come on, man. Really? -I'm done, man! 727 00:45:37,469 --> 00:45:38,968 I'm done! -Really? 728 00:45:38,970 --> 00:45:41,938 I even bought these chains and stuff, dude. 729 00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:44,006 -Are you serious? 730 00:45:44,008 --> 00:45:46,008 I'm done. 731 00:45:48,512 --> 00:45:51,781 Yo. You need to audition for anything? 732 00:45:51,783 --> 00:45:54,751 You know I gotta $35 special going on this month, 733 00:45:54,753 --> 00:45:59,155 but since you the homie, I'll give it to you for $20. 734 00:45:59,157 --> 00:46:01,124 -No, I'm good. Thanks, man. 735 00:46:01,126 --> 00:46:04,994 Do you guys have any idea where Jandres is? 736 00:46:04,996 --> 00:46:07,230 He never paid the rent in our apartment, 737 00:46:07,232 --> 00:46:10,399 so I came back and I found this and now we're kicked out, 738 00:46:10,401 --> 00:46:12,535 and I have no place to stay now. 739 00:46:12,537 --> 00:46:14,370 -Damn. 740 00:46:14,372 --> 00:46:16,139 -What? 741 00:46:16,141 --> 00:46:21,978 -Well, he's disappeared before, but never like this. 742 00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:25,381 Nah. But you know he loves what he does, man. 743 00:46:25,383 --> 00:46:28,117 He's probably just filming that film that he was filming. 744 00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:30,186 -That ended like a week ago. 745 00:46:30,188 --> 00:46:31,554 IMDB Pro. 746 00:46:31,556 --> 00:46:34,524 -You guys think that maybe I could stay here 747 00:46:34,526 --> 00:46:36,826 for a couple of days or something or? 748 00:46:36,828 --> 00:46:40,029 -Uh... well you could, but, um... 749 00:46:40,031 --> 00:46:43,466 I got someone who's coming, who's supposed to be staying for like about a week, and... 750 00:46:43,468 --> 00:46:45,568 they need the couch, so... 751 00:46:45,570 --> 00:46:47,270 -Well, you could stay the night! 752 00:46:47,272 --> 00:46:49,972 And Ace, we'll definitely keep him. 753 00:46:49,974 --> 00:46:51,374 -Yeah. 754 00:46:51,376 --> 00:46:53,109 Yeah, yeah. -Yeah. 755 00:46:53,111 --> 00:46:54,844 -Okay. 756 00:46:59,550 --> 00:47:00,817 -(sniffs) Oh. 757 00:47:00,819 --> 00:47:03,186 -Aw, damn! -Oh! Come on, Ace! 758 00:47:03,188 --> 00:47:05,221 -Aw, hell nah. 759 00:47:05,223 --> 00:47:06,956 -(phone chimes) 760 00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:08,825 -Najee: Oh, Mr. Popular. 761 00:47:10,127 --> 00:47:13,296 -Hello? -Jesse, are you busy? 762 00:47:13,298 --> 00:47:16,098 -Uh, no. Not at all. 763 00:47:16,100 --> 00:47:18,501 What's up? -Um... 764 00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:20,903 Well, I have some good news. 765 00:47:20,905 --> 00:47:22,405 Great news, actually. 766 00:47:22,407 --> 00:47:25,107 I want to tell you in person, though. You free tonight? 767 00:47:25,109 --> 00:47:28,911 -Um... What about right now? 768 00:47:28,913 --> 00:47:33,082 -Okay, well, um, yeah. I'm over at Venice Canal, so meet me here. 769 00:47:33,084 --> 00:47:35,084 -Okay, cool. Yeah. Um... 770 00:47:35,086 --> 00:47:36,886 Can I bring some friends? 771 00:47:36,888 --> 00:47:39,088 -Yeah, absolutely, man. I gotta go though. 772 00:47:39,090 --> 00:47:41,457 Okay, see you buddy. 773 00:47:50,133 --> 00:47:53,035 -So you guys wanna go hang out with Joel Hogan? 774 00:48:05,582 --> 00:48:08,484 -♪ I wanna be there with you 775 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:25,468 ♪ I wanna be there with you ♪ 776 00:48:30,607 --> 00:48:32,308 -(shutter snaps) 777 00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:34,010 -Photographer: Okay, and... 778 00:48:34,012 --> 00:48:35,244 -(giggling) -(shutter snaps) 779 00:48:43,987 --> 00:48:46,255 -Najee: Dang, that is him! 780 00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:47,924 -Just give me five minutes. 781 00:48:47,926 --> 00:48:49,959 Here you are. Here is your model. 782 00:48:51,395 --> 00:48:53,062 Brother, how are ya? -What's up, man? 783 00:48:53,064 --> 00:48:57,500 Did they not call you about promo photos as well? 784 00:48:57,502 --> 00:48:58,567 -Oh! 785 00:48:58,569 --> 00:49:03,239 Well, they've got something for me this next week we're doing. 786 00:49:03,241 --> 00:49:04,440 -Okay. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 787 00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:06,509 This is Najee and this is Greg. 788 00:49:06,511 --> 00:49:08,344 -Hey, man. How's it going? -Najee. 789 00:49:08,346 --> 00:49:10,179 -What's up? Big fan, man. -Oh, yeah? 790 00:49:10,181 --> 00:49:11,981 Pleasure to meet you guys. 791 00:49:11,983 --> 00:49:13,549 Friends of Jesse's, friends of mine. 792 00:49:15,252 --> 00:49:17,153 Excuse me one sec. -No problem. 793 00:49:17,155 --> 00:49:18,521 -All right, cool. 794 00:49:18,523 --> 00:49:20,489 -Do you remember Cynthia? 795 00:49:20,491 --> 00:49:22,224 From my party? 796 00:49:22,226 --> 00:49:24,060 Producer on "Between the Waves." 797 00:49:25,262 --> 00:49:26,662 -Um... 798 00:49:27,698 --> 00:49:29,165 -Are you all right, man? 799 00:49:29,167 --> 00:49:31,367 You kind of seem a little... glazed over. 800 00:49:31,369 --> 00:49:33,402 -Oh, no, no, no, no. It's nothing. 801 00:49:37,674 --> 00:49:40,643 -Ooh, yes. -So, um, look, dude. 802 00:49:40,645 --> 00:49:43,012 You know what I was thinking? -I'mma go holler at her. 803 00:49:43,014 --> 00:49:45,481 -Greg: I was thinking, you know, maybe you should go over there, hold it down, 804 00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:47,149 and then I can go up there and get her number. 805 00:49:47,151 --> 00:49:49,452 -We both know that I'm the ladies' man 806 00:49:49,454 --> 00:49:51,320 and you're the... 807 00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:53,656 you know. -I don't know who... 808 00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:56,092 -I got kicked out of my place today. 809 00:49:56,094 --> 00:49:58,094 Um, my roommate... 810 00:49:58,096 --> 00:50:00,496 he... he didn't pay the rent, so... 811 00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:03,099 It's nothing though. It's not a big deal. 812 00:50:03,101 --> 00:50:05,301 Just been kind of out of my mind, so... 813 00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:06,736 -Okay. 814 00:50:07,771 --> 00:50:10,206 Just ask, mate. 815 00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:11,707 -What? 816 00:50:11,709 --> 00:50:14,243 -Ask if you can crash at my place. 817 00:50:15,379 --> 00:50:17,546 -No! No way, man. 818 00:50:17,548 --> 00:50:19,148 I couldn't ask you that. 819 00:50:21,151 --> 00:50:23,452 Could I? 820 00:50:23,454 --> 00:50:25,221 -Could you what? 821 00:50:26,490 --> 00:50:29,258 -Could I crash at your place? 822 00:50:29,260 --> 00:50:32,395 -Of course, man. Of course you can. -Yeah? 823 00:50:32,397 --> 00:50:33,496 -So, she looking at me. 824 00:50:33,498 --> 00:50:35,131 I think we got something going on... 825 00:50:35,133 --> 00:50:37,600 -Yo, yo, how's my tie? How's my tie? How's my tie? 826 00:50:37,602 --> 00:50:39,502 -Bro, you look stupid in a suit. We're in Venice. 827 00:50:39,504 --> 00:50:40,669 -Dude, I look-- I look good in this. 828 00:50:40,671 --> 00:50:42,104 -Why did you wear a suit to meet him? 829 00:50:42,106 --> 00:50:47,276 Are you kidding me? Listen, all right? Just fix my tie, man. 830 00:50:47,278 --> 00:50:50,479 -So, Cynthia's got another project coming up, 831 00:50:50,481 --> 00:50:52,314 and the director on "Between the Waves" 832 00:50:52,316 --> 00:50:55,484 he's doing that too, and I think it's a pretty big movie, man. 833 00:50:55,486 --> 00:50:58,287 He's holding auditions over at Hollywood Casting 834 00:50:58,289 --> 00:51:00,623 on Friday for a couple of the parts. 835 00:51:00,625 --> 00:51:03,526 -So I'll go check it out or something. 836 00:51:03,528 --> 00:51:05,461 That'd be cool. Thanks, man. -Well... 837 00:51:05,463 --> 00:51:08,531 what I mean is, I might have just... 838 00:51:08,533 --> 00:51:11,567 suggested to Cynthia to just... 839 00:51:11,569 --> 00:51:13,436 give you a part. 840 00:51:15,238 --> 00:51:16,372 -Really? 841 00:51:16,374 --> 00:51:18,474 No. -Yeah. 842 00:51:18,476 --> 00:51:19,675 -No! -Yeah, man! 843 00:51:19,677 --> 00:51:21,343 And I'm not even close to being done. 844 00:51:21,345 --> 00:51:22,845 Check this out. 845 00:51:26,283 --> 00:51:29,118 -Oh, my God. 846 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:32,121 -Get it framed, mate. That is the first of many. 847 00:51:34,357 --> 00:51:36,325 -Um, hey, look, how about we do this? 848 00:51:36,327 --> 00:51:38,427 -You-- you hold that. -Okay... 849 00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:40,329 -I'mma give you my phone, all right? 850 00:51:40,331 --> 00:51:42,731 And you take a picture of me and this beautiful... 851 00:51:42,733 --> 00:51:44,867 beautiful young thing. Me, her, and Ace. 852 00:51:44,869 --> 00:51:46,535 Ace, bring your ass over here. Let's do this. 853 00:51:46,537 --> 00:51:48,137 -This guy wants to make it big. 854 00:51:50,207 --> 00:51:51,874 -She called me. 855 00:51:54,478 --> 00:51:55,711 Alicia, mate. 856 00:51:55,713 --> 00:51:58,414 Alicia! -Oh, yes! Yes! 857 00:51:58,416 --> 00:52:00,216 -She called me! She wants to, I don't know, 858 00:52:00,218 --> 00:52:02,885 meet and... talk things over. 859 00:52:02,887 --> 00:52:04,753 -Dude, that's awesome! 860 00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:07,223 Congratulations, man! -Thank you. 861 00:52:07,225 --> 00:52:09,592 -Actually, um... 862 00:52:09,594 --> 00:52:11,660 Hollie called me, too. 863 00:52:13,463 --> 00:52:17,566 -Well, if this ain't the best day of the week! -Yes! 864 00:52:20,437 --> 00:52:22,605 -Okay, so... 865 00:52:22,607 --> 00:52:24,306 swing by Cynthia's office. 866 00:52:24,308 --> 00:52:25,841 I've already booked in a time. 867 00:52:25,843 --> 00:52:27,743 Just, you know, pop in, say hello, 868 00:52:27,745 --> 00:52:29,712 maybe talk a little bit about the project. 869 00:52:31,748 --> 00:52:35,918 Looks like your friends are keen on our co-star. 870 00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:39,722 Don't be afraid to get a little close. -Hey, that's great, man. 871 00:52:39,724 --> 00:52:42,358 -Don't be afraid to get a little close like we know each other. 872 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:44,460 Hey. Hey, what's up? -You know what I'm saying? This thing... 873 00:52:44,462 --> 00:52:46,862 Hey, do you mind just, kind of stand right there real quick? 874 00:52:46,864 --> 00:52:48,764 -Sure, yeah. -All right. That's good. 875 00:52:48,766 --> 00:52:50,266 -What? Okay. 876 00:52:50,268 --> 00:52:52,268 -(phone ringing) -Jesse: Hello? 877 00:52:52,270 --> 00:52:54,803 -JT: Hey, buddy! - Who is this? 878 00:52:54,805 --> 00:52:56,906 -"Who's this"? It's your agent! 879 00:52:56,908 --> 00:53:00,342 You ready for some representation? 880 00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:03,913 Sorry, had to... need my time to turn over the old noodle... 881 00:53:03,915 --> 00:53:05,881 -(chuckles) 882 00:53:05,883 --> 00:53:08,584 -(chuckles) 883 00:53:08,586 --> 00:53:12,288 What do you say you come down tomorrow to sign some papers? 884 00:53:12,290 --> 00:53:14,757 How does that sound? -I just got one question for you. 885 00:53:14,759 --> 00:53:16,792 -Shoot. 886 00:53:18,895 --> 00:53:21,430 -What makes you special? 887 00:53:21,432 --> 00:53:23,933 -(chuckles) Okay. 888 00:53:23,935 --> 00:53:26,969 All right. All right. Fine, I can bite. 889 00:53:26,971 --> 00:53:29,705 Um... what makes me special? 890 00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:33,275 Well, I guess it started around when I was 12 or 13 or so. 891 00:53:33,277 --> 00:53:35,678 -You're on a trial period. -(phone beeps) 892 00:53:37,614 --> 00:53:38,847 -Hello? 893 00:53:42,319 --> 00:53:43,919 Hello? 894 00:53:43,921 --> 00:53:46,222 Jesse? 895 00:53:46,224 --> 00:53:47,756 Jesse? 896 00:53:47,758 --> 00:53:49,491 Mother-- -(engine revs) 897 00:54:02,339 --> 00:54:03,806 -Jesse: Nice. 898 00:54:06,309 --> 00:54:08,877 -Right? It's throwback, huh? 899 00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:13,549 -Joel, man... 900 00:54:13,551 --> 00:54:16,318 I just wanna say thank you so much. 901 00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:17,519 -It's no problem, man. 902 00:54:17,521 --> 00:54:20,623 Like I said, you're a real honest dude. 903 00:54:20,625 --> 00:54:22,791 All right, I'll see you in the AM. 904 00:54:22,793 --> 00:54:24,426 Do you want this open or closed? 905 00:54:24,428 --> 00:54:27,529 -Um... you can close it, thanks. 906 00:54:27,531 --> 00:54:30,866 -You thank me one more time, you're gonna have to go. 907 00:54:30,868 --> 00:54:33,669 -Okay. 908 00:54:33,671 --> 00:54:36,839 -Good night, bro. -Good night, man. 909 00:54:36,841 --> 00:54:38,507 -(door closes) 910 00:54:38,509 --> 00:54:39,975 -(sighs) 911 00:55:04,901 --> 00:55:06,302 (claps) 912 00:55:20,483 --> 00:55:23,786 -Boyd: (moaning) -(bed squeaking) 913 00:55:39,636 --> 00:55:40,703 -So... 914 00:55:40,705 --> 00:55:43,672 what do you say I go to the market, 915 00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:47,443 get us some organic, non-GMO veggies and some salmon? 916 00:55:47,445 --> 00:55:48,744 -Oh... 917 00:55:48,746 --> 00:55:51,413 I really have to get going, Boyd. 918 00:55:51,415 --> 00:55:52,681 I have an audition. 919 00:55:53,950 --> 00:55:56,018 -Still doing that whole acting thing, huh? 920 00:56:00,990 --> 00:56:02,858 You need better backlight. 921 00:56:04,561 --> 00:56:06,428 Well, when do I get to see you again? 922 00:56:06,430 --> 00:56:09,098 -Um... tonight at work. 923 00:56:09,100 --> 00:56:12,835 -Okay. Do you wanna have dinner later or something? 924 00:56:12,837 --> 00:56:13,936 -Maybe. 925 00:56:13,938 --> 00:56:15,637 I'll see you later. 926 00:56:15,639 --> 00:56:17,139 -Okay. 927 00:56:17,141 --> 00:56:18,507 See you later. 928 00:56:21,811 --> 00:56:23,912 -(phone beeping) -(door opens, closes) 929 00:56:23,914 --> 00:56:25,948 -(phone ringing) 930 00:56:29,019 --> 00:56:34,456 Leave me a message and the beep and I'll try-- -(phone beeps) 931 00:56:35,692 --> 00:56:37,626 -Jesse: Why is everybody so quiet? 932 00:56:37,628 --> 00:56:40,129 -What's up, man? 933 00:56:40,131 --> 00:56:42,431 -Still wearing that wig? 934 00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:46,135 -So where have you been for the last two weeks? 935 00:56:49,139 --> 00:56:52,574 -You mean, where my character has been for the last two weeks. 936 00:56:54,043 --> 00:56:55,911 I was in trouble. 937 00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:57,880 -(crime jazz music plays) 938 00:56:57,882 --> 00:57:00,015 -Jandres: Big trouble. 939 00:57:00,017 --> 00:57:02,418 No, wait, wait. Let me start that over. 940 00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:04,153 Um... 941 00:57:04,155 --> 00:57:06,722 Okay, I got it. 942 00:57:06,724 --> 00:57:09,625 -(crime jazz music plays) 943 00:57:23,173 --> 00:57:26,608 -Jandres: I was hiding, keeping a low profile... 944 00:57:26,610 --> 00:57:28,677 when I needed a drink. 945 00:58:03,179 --> 00:58:06,181 I didn't want anymore trouble... 946 00:58:06,183 --> 00:58:08,684 I wanted her. 947 00:58:22,599 --> 00:58:24,733 But I couldn't risk it... 948 00:58:27,003 --> 00:58:29,204 so I got out of there. 949 00:58:45,788 --> 00:58:47,222 I was being followed. 950 00:59:08,311 --> 00:59:10,946 Then it all went black. 951 00:59:45,181 --> 00:59:48,784 At first, I thought she had betrayed me. 952 00:59:50,653 --> 00:59:53,956 But then I realized... 953 00:59:53,958 --> 00:59:58,293 she was just a production assistant. 954 01:00:05,234 --> 01:00:09,771 They were just returning me to base camp to finish my scenes. 955 01:00:09,773 --> 01:00:13,342 Apparently, the producers had asked them to go get me. 956 01:00:15,778 --> 01:00:18,246 I'd been lost in character for two weeks. 957 01:00:21,818 --> 01:00:23,952 That's pretty much it. 958 01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:25,120 -Well, it's a good thing you're back 959 01:00:25,122 --> 01:00:27,155 'cause Jesse pretty much lost his mind. 960 01:00:27,157 --> 01:00:28,857 -Just a place to live. 961 01:00:28,859 --> 01:00:32,761 -But don't worry though. I've already found another place. 962 01:00:34,030 --> 01:00:36,231 -Bro, I'm sorry. I'll... 963 01:00:36,233 --> 01:00:37,766 I'll make it up to you. 964 01:00:37,768 --> 01:00:40,068 -And I went and got your scooter for you 965 01:00:40,070 --> 01:00:42,771 when I went and met your "agent." 966 01:00:42,773 --> 01:00:45,941 And why don't you just go ahead and lose my number too? 967 01:00:45,943 --> 01:00:47,676 -Najee: Oh, come on, man. -Katie: Jesse... 968 01:00:49,178 --> 01:00:51,747 Come on, Jesse, He-- he's your friend. 969 01:00:51,749 --> 01:00:53,682 -Goodbye, Katie. 970 01:00:57,353 --> 01:00:58,787 -Najee: (sighs) 971 01:00:58,789 --> 01:01:02,424 Well, he actin' like his shit don't stink. 972 01:01:02,426 --> 01:01:04,893 -A lot has happened since I left, huh? 973 01:01:04,895 --> 01:01:06,228 -Yeah. 974 01:01:29,886 --> 01:01:31,987 -No. 975 01:01:31,989 --> 01:01:33,221 Can I help you? 976 01:01:33,223 --> 01:01:35,824 -Yes. I'm here to see Cynthia. 977 01:01:35,826 --> 01:01:37,092 -Do you have an appointment? 978 01:01:37,094 --> 01:01:39,194 -Yep. Joel set it up. 979 01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:41,797 -And are you Joel? 980 01:01:41,799 --> 01:01:43,899 -No, I'm Jesse. 981 01:01:43,901 --> 01:01:46,301 Joel Hogan set it up. -Have a seat. 982 01:01:49,405 --> 01:01:52,874 I have a Jesse here to see you. 983 01:01:52,876 --> 01:01:55,711 Yes, ma'am. Joel Hogan. 984 01:01:55,713 --> 01:01:57,345 Yes, ma'am. 985 01:01:57,347 --> 01:01:59,214 Yes, Mrs. Bravo. 986 01:02:04,854 --> 01:02:06,421 -So I'll just wait right here then? 987 01:02:06,423 --> 01:02:07,856 -Brittany: Mm-hmm. 988 01:02:18,434 --> 01:02:21,870 -Excuse me, do you want me to come back maybe or? 989 01:02:23,239 --> 01:02:25,373 -Hi. Cynthia? -Man: Yeah. 990 01:02:25,375 --> 01:02:26,475 -Okay. 991 01:02:27,944 --> 01:02:30,245 Mrs. Bravo, I have a... 992 01:02:30,247 --> 01:02:32,180 Yes, ma'am. 993 01:02:33,483 --> 01:02:35,150 Yes, ma'am. 994 01:02:36,419 --> 01:02:38,353 Okay. Yes, ma'am. 995 01:02:38,355 --> 01:02:40,355 You may go in. -Man: Thank you. 996 01:02:44,393 --> 01:02:46,128 -Excuse me. 997 01:02:46,130 --> 01:02:48,130 I've been here now for two hours. 998 01:02:48,132 --> 01:02:49,431 Does Cynthia know I'm here? 999 01:02:49,433 --> 01:02:52,267 -She'll be with you shortly. Please have a seat. 1000 01:03:00,243 --> 01:03:01,409 -Thank you. 1001 01:03:02,879 --> 01:03:05,447 -Oh. Yes, ma'am? 1002 01:03:07,016 --> 01:03:08,884 Okay. 1003 01:03:08,886 --> 01:03:10,418 Yes, ma'am. 1004 01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:12,354 Mm-hmm. Got it. 1005 01:03:12,356 --> 01:03:13,955 Got it. 1006 01:03:15,191 --> 01:03:18,560 She is unable to see you today. 1007 01:03:18,562 --> 01:03:20,228 -Okay. 1008 01:03:20,230 --> 01:03:21,863 You know what? 1009 01:03:21,865 --> 01:03:24,199 Seems that there's been some sort of misunderstanding. 1010 01:03:24,201 --> 01:03:26,134 I'll just call Joel. 1011 01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:28,136 -Oh, no, no, no, no. That won't be necessary. 1012 01:03:28,138 --> 01:03:29,838 Mrs. Bravo told me to tell you that 1013 01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:33,141 she has no interest in speaking with you today or ever 1014 01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:35,577 and to please kindly leave. 1015 01:03:37,547 --> 01:03:39,147 -What? 1016 01:03:40,516 --> 01:03:42,350 -Are you going to be a problem? 1017 01:03:50,293 --> 01:03:51,927 Security. 1018 01:03:58,234 --> 01:04:00,235 -Really? -I am sorry. 1019 01:04:00,237 --> 01:04:02,504 Joel told me to come here and see you today, 1020 01:04:02,506 --> 01:04:04,206 and I've been waiting out here all afternoon 1021 01:04:04,208 --> 01:04:07,909 -That I have no interest in seeing you today or ever 1022 01:04:07,911 --> 01:04:09,911 and to please kindly leave? 1023 01:04:09,913 --> 01:04:12,013 -Yeah. 1024 01:04:12,015 --> 01:04:13,315 -So why are you in my office? 1025 01:04:15,451 --> 01:04:16,952 -I don't understand. 1026 01:04:16,954 --> 01:04:20,455 -Do you know how many actors are scraping 1027 01:04:20,457 --> 01:04:24,159 and clawing this town just to get a speaking part 1028 01:04:24,161 --> 01:04:27,462 on some shit pilot that won't even get picked up? 1029 01:04:27,464 --> 01:04:30,265 -Did you and Joel have some kind of falling out? 1030 01:04:30,267 --> 01:04:32,167 -Then a little shit-off-the-bus actor 1031 01:04:32,169 --> 01:04:33,969 gets a one-in-a-million break 1032 01:04:33,971 --> 01:04:35,570 and next thing you know, he won't work 1033 01:04:35,572 --> 01:04:37,539 for less than $10 million a picture. 1034 01:04:40,476 --> 01:04:42,544 Joel called me right before you got here. 1035 01:04:42,546 --> 01:04:46,147 He asked me to forget about giving you the part. 1036 01:04:46,149 --> 01:04:50,151 I guess you're not that lucky actor I'm talking about. 1037 01:04:50,153 --> 01:04:52,020 -Wait! Why? 1038 01:04:52,022 --> 01:04:53,088 -Go home. 1039 01:04:53,090 --> 01:04:54,356 You're not gonna make it in this town 1040 01:04:54,358 --> 01:04:56,424 with a guy like Joel mad at you. 1041 01:04:56,426 --> 01:04:58,593 -What? What do you mean he's mad at me? 1042 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:06,101 (grunts) 1043 01:05:06,103 --> 01:05:09,104 But if I tell you guys something-- Oh! 1044 01:05:10,673 --> 01:05:12,974 -Don't come back here, clown! 1045 01:05:14,210 --> 01:05:16,011 -(both chuckle) 1046 01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:23,518 -(groans) 1047 01:05:39,568 --> 01:05:42,203 Is this about Alicia? 1048 01:05:42,205 --> 01:05:44,105 Did you talk to her? 1049 01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:53,114 -She wanted to meet up... 1050 01:05:53,116 --> 01:05:56,051 to tell me that she's getting married to the guy. 1051 01:05:57,586 --> 01:06:02,123 -Well, we'll get through this, brother man. 1052 01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:07,195 -Also had lunch with the director of "Between the Waves" today. 1053 01:06:07,197 --> 01:06:10,098 I brought you up just to seal the deal 1054 01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:14,369 on you getting the part when he told me some interesting news. 1055 01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:22,043 When he figured out who the hell I was talking about, 1056 01:06:22,045 --> 01:06:24,479 he told me that he replaced you. 1057 01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:26,014 Same day that we met. 1058 01:06:26,016 --> 01:06:28,683 Right before you knocked on my trailer door. 1059 01:06:30,219 --> 01:06:32,454 I thought we were mates! 1060 01:06:32,456 --> 01:06:34,656 I let you sleep here! 1061 01:06:34,658 --> 01:06:38,126 I gave you a car for Christ's sakes. 1062 01:06:38,128 --> 01:06:40,228 -Joel-- -Keys. 1063 01:06:46,769 --> 01:06:48,503 -(keys jingling) 1064 01:06:50,373 --> 01:06:52,340 -Did you even have an ex-girlfriend 1065 01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:53,575 or was that just made up too? 1066 01:06:53,577 --> 01:06:55,343 -Of course I do, Joel. 1067 01:06:55,345 --> 01:06:57,545 Man, just please let me explain! -No! 1068 01:06:57,547 --> 01:07:00,181 You lied to me this whole time. 1069 01:07:02,685 --> 01:07:06,021 -I didn't know what else to do, man. 1070 01:07:06,023 --> 01:07:07,655 I never meant to hurt anyone 1071 01:07:07,657 --> 01:07:10,091 or lie to you, Joel. I... 1072 01:07:11,193 --> 01:07:12,660 It just happened. 1073 01:07:14,130 --> 01:07:15,764 It's kind of like your persona! 1074 01:07:15,766 --> 01:07:18,099 -No, mate! It's not. 1075 01:07:18,101 --> 01:07:21,803 And you know what else just happened? 1076 01:07:21,805 --> 01:07:24,739 You just lost the break of a lifetime. 1077 01:07:26,175 --> 01:07:27,509 You can go now. 1078 01:07:47,163 --> 01:07:49,164 Just like the rest of 'em. 1079 01:08:11,554 --> 01:08:12,720 -(car honks) 1080 01:09:26,195 --> 01:09:28,496 -Hollie: It's the Hollywood sign. 1081 01:09:28,498 --> 01:09:30,598 It's the first place we came to when we got here. 1082 01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:32,333 Do you remember? 1083 01:09:33,702 --> 01:09:35,370 -Jesse: Yeah. 1084 01:09:35,372 --> 01:09:38,206 You... you left me to go get Starbucks. 1085 01:09:38,208 --> 01:09:40,909 -Oh, come on. I was back in 20 minutes. 1086 01:09:44,513 --> 01:09:47,749 So why are you moving back home? 1087 01:09:47,751 --> 01:09:50,518 I thought things were going great out here for you. 1088 01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:52,287 I saw you in "Celebrity Weekly" 1089 01:09:52,289 --> 01:09:54,722 with Joel Hogan, by the way. 1090 01:09:54,724 --> 01:09:56,524 -Yeah. I... 1091 01:09:56,526 --> 01:09:58,626 I just... 1092 01:09:59,896 --> 01:10:04,299 It's like everyone is wearing a disguise out here, you know? 1093 01:10:05,367 --> 01:10:08,303 I'm just tired of letting people down. 1094 01:10:09,505 --> 01:10:13,641 -I have something that I want to ask you, 1095 01:10:13,643 --> 01:10:15,977 but first, I want to say that 1096 01:10:15,979 --> 01:10:21,849 I am really, really sorry about Rob. 1097 01:10:21,851 --> 01:10:23,451 -You should be. 1098 01:10:25,754 --> 01:10:29,457 -I also had sex with Boyd. 1099 01:10:29,459 --> 01:10:31,693 He's the party staff boss. 1100 01:10:31,695 --> 01:10:33,828 -Yeah, I know who he is! 1101 01:10:33,830 --> 01:10:35,463 What the hell, Hollie? 1102 01:10:35,465 --> 01:10:36,731 -I don't know, Jesse! 1103 01:10:36,733 --> 01:10:40,468 Things just-- I just got a little crazy 1104 01:10:40,470 --> 01:10:43,705 out here and... I needed more hours at work. 1105 01:10:43,707 --> 01:10:45,540 -More hours at work? 1106 01:10:45,542 --> 01:10:48,009 Well, I need a girlfriend who's not gonna sleep 1107 01:10:48,011 --> 01:10:50,345 with the cable guy to get free HBO! 1108 01:10:50,347 --> 01:10:52,447 -I know. I know. You're right. 1109 01:10:52,449 --> 01:10:54,449 I'm sorry. 1110 01:10:54,451 --> 01:10:56,317 -Unbelievable! 1111 01:10:58,554 --> 01:11:01,723 -But you did just call me your girlfriend. 1112 01:11:03,626 --> 01:11:05,727 Do you want to get back together? 1113 01:11:07,329 --> 01:11:09,497 -I don't know, Hollie. 1114 01:11:09,499 --> 01:11:13,401 I mean, you've had sex with two other people since we've lived here. 1115 01:11:13,403 --> 01:11:15,003 Like intercourse. 1116 01:11:15,005 --> 01:11:18,706 -So obviously, it's this place that's the problem. 1117 01:11:18,708 --> 01:11:22,677 That is why I suggest that we move home... 1118 01:11:22,679 --> 01:11:24,612 together. 1119 01:11:24,614 --> 01:11:26,414 You were already on your way. 1120 01:11:26,416 --> 01:11:28,650 The only difference is now, I go with you. 1121 01:11:28,652 --> 01:11:31,986 And we can just say that this whole LA phase 1122 01:11:31,988 --> 01:11:34,289 was something we gave our best shot at. 1123 01:11:35,658 --> 01:11:37,392 What do you think? 1124 01:11:47,803 --> 01:11:49,804 -Oh, my gosh! 1125 01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:52,674 Hollie! How are you? -Good. 1126 01:11:52,676 --> 01:11:55,009 Hey. -Hi! 1127 01:11:58,480 --> 01:11:59,681 -Hey, Mama. 1128 01:12:09,725 --> 01:12:11,092 -Jesse? 1129 01:12:16,031 --> 01:12:17,799 Uh... 1130 01:12:17,801 --> 01:12:19,600 Uh... welcome home! 1131 01:12:19,602 --> 01:12:21,369 I cooked come linguine. 1132 01:12:21,371 --> 01:12:24,339 You're welcome to stay as long as you want. 1133 01:12:27,876 --> 01:12:29,344 -(sighs) 1134 01:12:34,683 --> 01:12:36,951 -Hollie: Are you serious? 1135 01:12:36,953 --> 01:12:40,755 Ew, that's disgusting. 1136 01:12:40,757 --> 01:12:43,758 Did she tell you that? 1137 01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:47,795 Yeah, I know. I'm sure that that's really what happened. 1138 01:12:50,532 --> 01:12:54,369 Yeah, well she's... She's a huge slut. 1139 01:12:56,438 --> 01:12:58,072 Nuh-uh. 1140 01:13:00,576 --> 01:13:02,543 Oh, my God. No. 1141 01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:04,545 No. He sucks. He sucks so bad. 1142 01:13:04,547 --> 01:13:07,415 I cannot stand him. 1143 01:13:08,984 --> 01:13:10,585 No. 1144 01:13:12,054 --> 01:13:14,422 Ew. No, that's disgusting. 1145 01:13:16,925 --> 01:13:19,060 Anyways, no. No, I'm not. 1146 01:13:19,062 --> 01:13:21,129 I'm not gonna be there. 1147 01:13:22,898 --> 01:13:24,632 You know what? I'll come. 1148 01:13:24,634 --> 01:13:27,135 I'll be there 'cause I'm bored as shit here. 1149 01:13:28,937 --> 01:13:31,672 -Carl: Mrs. O'Neill, I think I see the problem. 1150 01:13:31,674 --> 01:13:35,143 The problem's with your box. 1151 01:13:35,145 --> 01:13:39,714 No one's fiddled with this box in quite some time. 1152 01:13:39,716 --> 01:13:42,784 Someone might need to... 1153 01:13:42,786 --> 01:13:44,986 do some rewiring of it. 1154 01:13:44,988 --> 01:13:48,856 But I'll have you know I have got very skilled hands. 1155 01:13:57,666 --> 01:14:01,002 You know, I could... I could give you the premium package, 1156 01:14:01,004 --> 01:14:03,771 but I don't know if you could handle it. 1157 01:14:03,773 --> 01:14:05,006 -(beeping) 1158 01:14:11,013 --> 01:14:13,548 -You like channel 69? 1159 01:14:23,826 --> 01:14:25,092 Oh, shit! 1160 01:14:25,094 --> 01:14:26,861 (grunts) 1161 01:14:26,863 --> 01:14:29,230 -Oh, hey, babe. 1162 01:14:29,232 --> 01:14:31,199 You remember Carl the cable guy, right? 1163 01:14:31,201 --> 01:14:32,533 -How you doin'? 1164 01:14:32,535 --> 01:14:34,469 -Oh, guess what? 1165 01:14:34,471 --> 01:14:36,904 We just got free HBO. 1166 01:14:36,906 --> 01:14:38,072 How about that? 1167 01:14:38,074 --> 01:14:39,774 -Carl: Two HBOs! 1168 01:14:39,776 --> 01:14:40,875 -Mm-hmm. 1169 01:14:40,877 --> 01:14:43,811 -I could help get a sports package 1170 01:14:43,813 --> 01:14:45,213 if you're interested. 1171 01:14:46,582 --> 01:14:48,149 -Oh! -Carl: Little extra... 1172 01:14:48,151 --> 01:14:49,517 -By the way... 1173 01:14:50,819 --> 01:14:52,186 we're pregnant! 1174 01:14:52,188 --> 01:14:54,956 -Oh, congratulations! I hope you have many sons. 1175 01:14:54,958 --> 01:14:56,724 Amazing. 1176 01:14:56,726 --> 01:14:57,992 Okay. 1177 01:15:11,940 --> 01:15:13,674 -Jesse? 1178 01:15:16,678 --> 01:15:17,912 -Yeah? 1179 01:15:17,914 --> 01:15:18,980 -Yeah? 1180 01:15:21,950 --> 01:15:23,150 -No. 1181 01:15:23,152 --> 01:15:25,052 -What? 1182 01:15:25,054 --> 01:15:26,787 -Hell no. 1183 01:15:26,789 --> 01:15:29,190 Why would I get back with you, Hollie? 1184 01:15:29,192 --> 01:15:32,660 You've treated me terribly! 1185 01:15:32,662 --> 01:15:34,629 But you know what? 1186 01:15:34,631 --> 01:15:37,064 I'm really glad we've had this conversation. 1187 01:15:37,066 --> 01:15:40,768 -How dare you talk to me that way! Seriously? 1188 01:15:40,770 --> 01:15:43,104 And take off the wig already, weirdo. 1189 01:15:43,106 --> 01:15:44,672 Aren't you done auditioning? 1190 01:15:44,674 --> 01:15:46,874 I don't know why I ever wasted time 1191 01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:48,309 with a loser like you. 1192 01:15:51,547 --> 01:15:54,115 -Joel: He's holding auditions over at Hollywood Casting 1193 01:15:54,117 --> 01:15:56,984 on Friday for a couple of the parts. 1194 01:15:56,986 --> 01:15:59,086 -So I'll go check it out or something. 1195 01:15:59,088 --> 01:16:00,688 That'd be cool. 1196 01:16:00,690 --> 01:16:02,823 -What time is it? -What? 1197 01:16:02,825 --> 01:16:04,292 I don't know. 1198 01:16:09,031 --> 01:16:10,865 What are you doing? 1199 01:16:12,834 --> 01:16:15,603 -Don't forget your Starbucks on the way out of town. 1200 01:16:18,675 --> 01:16:22,243 -(phone ringing) -Come on. Pick up, pick up, pick up... 1201 01:16:22,245 --> 01:16:24,579 Hey! Jandres? 1202 01:16:24,581 --> 01:16:26,147 I really need your help right now. 1203 01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:40,761 -Watch it, asshole. 1204 01:17:02,884 --> 01:17:05,720 -I want answers and you're gonna give 'em to me. 1205 01:17:05,722 --> 01:17:08,155 -I'm not here for you, I'm here for... I'm here for me. 1206 01:17:08,157 --> 01:17:09,857 -You're wasting your time. 1207 01:17:09,859 --> 01:17:13,260 -I want the truth and you're gonna give it to me. Now. 1208 01:17:13,262 --> 01:17:15,229 -I want the truth and you're gonna give it to me. 1209 01:17:15,231 --> 01:17:17,932 You better give me the truth. 1210 01:17:17,934 --> 01:17:19,834 -Both: Hey, guys. 1211 01:17:19,836 --> 01:17:22,236 -Room three is closing in the next ten minutes. 1212 01:17:22,238 --> 01:17:24,972 -And they can only see two more of you and that's it. 1213 01:17:24,974 --> 01:17:26,807 -Both: Sorry, guys. 1214 01:17:28,710 --> 01:17:29,910 -(scooter engine) 1215 01:17:36,918 --> 01:17:39,220 -Jandres: Hey there, foxy lady. -Hey. 1216 01:17:39,222 --> 01:17:41,122 -I'mma need to talk to you. How much time we got? 1217 01:17:41,124 --> 01:17:44,892 -Ooh. If you leave by the time we get back, stay groovy, babe. 1218 01:17:44,894 --> 01:17:47,762 -Nice shorts. -Thank you. 1219 01:17:47,764 --> 01:17:49,263 -Shit, man! 1220 01:17:49,265 --> 01:17:51,198 -Be casual, my man. Hold it tight. 1221 01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:53,968 Am I seeing double trouble right now? 1222 01:17:53,970 --> 01:17:56,070 'Cause y'all ladies are lookin' out-of-sight. 1223 01:17:56,072 --> 01:17:59,173 -Excuse me, my man, can you hold this? Thank you. 1224 01:17:59,175 --> 01:18:00,341 -(both giggle) 1225 01:18:00,343 --> 01:18:03,678 -Jandres! What are you doing here? 1226 01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:06,447 What is with all this getup? 1227 01:18:06,449 --> 01:18:08,849 -Oh, baby you know. Just prepping for a new character. 1228 01:18:08,851 --> 01:18:11,152 But listen, I'mma need a huge favor from y'all. 1229 01:18:11,154 --> 01:18:14,021 -Okay, what is it and what do I get out of it? 1230 01:18:14,023 --> 01:18:17,024 -Well, baby, you get me all night long till the break of dawn. 1231 01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:19,393 -Deal! -Girl 1: Ew. No. Gross. 1232 01:18:19,395 --> 01:18:22,697 -Look, I'mma need my man to get in that audition. 1233 01:18:22,699 --> 01:18:24,231 Is that cool? 1234 01:18:26,702 --> 01:18:29,837 -Fine. Sure. Just go. -Girl 2: Go. 1235 01:18:29,839 --> 01:18:32,773 -Yes? -Both: Yeah. Yes. 1236 01:18:32,775 --> 01:18:35,142 -Call me. -I will. Thank you. 1237 01:18:35,144 --> 01:18:38,713 -Jandres: Now you're gonna have to take it from here, daddy-o. 1238 01:18:38,715 --> 01:18:39,847 -Okay. 1239 01:18:39,849 --> 01:18:42,049 Jandres, thank you so much, man. 1240 01:18:42,051 --> 01:18:43,984 I just gotta run these sides, man. 1241 01:18:43,986 --> 01:18:46,420 -You got this, man. You got this. 1242 01:18:47,889 --> 01:18:48,956 -I got this. 1243 01:18:48,958 --> 01:18:50,057 I got this. 1244 01:18:50,059 --> 01:18:51,459 -Look... 1245 01:18:51,461 --> 01:18:55,362 you book this role, and that's how you can thank me. 1246 01:18:55,364 --> 01:18:57,164 -Okay. 1247 01:18:59,434 --> 01:19:01,469 -Man: Waste of time. 1248 01:19:04,773 --> 01:19:07,374 -Another man's trash is another man's treasure. 1249 01:19:11,046 --> 01:19:14,081 -Huh? -That looks good, baby. 1250 01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:16,016 -Yeah? -That looks great. 1251 01:19:19,454 --> 01:19:23,057 There you are. Yeah. 1252 01:19:23,059 --> 01:19:25,359 -All right, man. -Bryant: Last one! Let's do this. 1253 01:19:25,361 --> 01:19:28,496 -Oh. I didn't see you there, little buddy. 1254 01:19:28,498 --> 01:19:30,131 Let's go. Come on. -All right. 1255 01:19:30,133 --> 01:19:32,266 -Break a leg, brother. -Thanks, dude. 1256 01:19:32,268 --> 01:19:34,301 -I'mma go talk to the twins. -Yeah. Go get 'em. 1257 01:19:34,303 --> 01:19:36,837 -Yo, what do you mean they want 3D now? 1258 01:19:36,839 --> 01:19:39,440 I thought you were doing a found footage movie. 1259 01:19:39,442 --> 01:19:41,142 -Yeah... Okay... 1260 01:19:41,144 --> 01:19:43,177 Yeah, let me call you back in five. 1261 01:19:43,179 --> 01:19:44,845 -Mark. 1262 01:19:44,847 --> 01:19:47,848 -You have a head shot? -Uh... no. 1263 01:19:47,850 --> 01:19:49,150 -Of course you don't. 1264 01:19:53,789 --> 01:19:56,557 -Please stand on your mark and state your name. 1265 01:19:56,559 --> 01:19:57,892 -Okay. 1266 01:19:57,894 --> 01:20:00,427 Um, my name is Jesse O'Neill 1267 01:20:00,429 --> 01:20:03,063 and I'm reading for-- -Do I know you? 1268 01:20:05,167 --> 01:20:06,467 -Not yet. 1269 01:20:12,841 --> 01:20:15,309 -Would you please go? -(clears throat) 1270 01:20:16,444 --> 01:20:18,445 Um, my name is Jesse O'Neill 1271 01:20:18,447 --> 01:20:21,015 and I'm reading for the part of... 1272 01:20:21,017 --> 01:20:22,950 I'm sorry, what's the character's name? I can't-- 1273 01:20:22,952 --> 01:20:24,485 -Tony. 1274 01:20:24,487 --> 01:20:26,821 -Jesse: Jesse O'Neill, I'm reading for Tony. 1275 01:20:31,092 --> 01:20:33,460 I'm not here for you... 1276 01:20:33,462 --> 01:20:35,830 I'm here for me. 1277 01:20:37,399 --> 01:20:39,834 And I'm not wasting your time... 1278 01:20:39,836 --> 01:20:41,302 you're wasting mine. 1279 01:20:41,304 --> 01:20:45,239 So just sit down and be quiet. 1280 01:20:48,243 --> 01:20:50,010 I want the truth 1281 01:20:50,012 --> 01:20:51,378 and you're gonna give it to me. 1282 01:20:51,380 --> 01:20:52,980 -Okay. All right. Thanks. 1283 01:20:52,982 --> 01:20:57,084 Um... (whispers) He lacks aggressive intensity. 1284 01:20:58,453 --> 01:21:00,621 -You're not what we're looking for. 1285 01:21:00,623 --> 01:21:02,289 Thanks for coming in. 1286 01:21:06,027 --> 01:21:08,128 -All right. Good day, guys. 1287 01:21:09,564 --> 01:21:12,533 -Well, can I just go one more time maybe? 1288 01:21:16,071 --> 01:21:18,172 I'm just gonna go once more. 1289 01:21:20,609 --> 01:21:22,176 Hey! 1290 01:21:22,178 --> 01:21:24,511 I said I'm going again. 1291 01:21:24,513 --> 01:21:28,249 -Look, son, go home, okay? 1292 01:21:28,251 --> 01:21:31,185 We get it, you're a real go-getter. 1293 01:21:31,187 --> 01:21:34,154 But it's been a long day for us. -Director: Wait a minute. 1294 01:21:34,156 --> 01:21:36,657 What's your name again? 1295 01:21:39,427 --> 01:21:41,061 -My name... 1296 01:21:45,033 --> 01:21:46,567 is Jesse O'Neill. 1297 01:21:47,903 --> 01:21:50,170 And I'm not here for you. 1298 01:21:50,172 --> 01:21:53,340 I'm here for me. 1299 01:21:53,342 --> 01:21:56,443 And I'm not wasting your time. 1300 01:21:56,445 --> 01:21:57,912 You're wasting mine. 1301 01:21:57,914 --> 01:21:59,947 Now, now you sit your ass down and shut up. 1302 01:21:59,949 --> 01:22:01,048 -Wait a minute here-- 1303 01:22:01,050 --> 01:22:04,218 -I am through with being nice to you! 1304 01:22:04,220 --> 01:22:06,954 I want this part! 1305 01:22:06,956 --> 01:22:10,591 And you're gonna give it to me 'cause if you don't... 1306 01:22:10,593 --> 01:22:13,928 'cause if you don't... 1307 01:22:13,930 --> 01:22:16,063 you're gonna regret it. 1308 01:22:17,332 --> 01:22:19,500 I promise you that. 1309 01:22:19,502 --> 01:22:21,201 -Hey, you're the guy that I kicked off 1310 01:22:21,203 --> 01:22:23,304 "Between The Waves," aren't you? 1311 01:22:23,306 --> 01:22:25,039 You're Joel's friend. 1312 01:22:27,075 --> 01:22:29,143 -I'm the guy for this part. 1313 01:22:31,046 --> 01:22:33,280 -(laughs) 1314 01:22:33,282 --> 01:22:37,685 (clapping) One hell of an audition. 1315 01:22:37,687 --> 01:22:39,687 But I don't want you for this part. 1316 01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:48,062 How would you feel if you were to play the main antagonist? 1317 01:22:48,064 --> 01:22:51,632 Do we really want to confirm that he's already got the part? 1318 01:22:51,634 --> 01:22:54,668 -Lance, shut the hell up! You're fired! 1319 01:22:54,670 --> 01:22:57,004 Jesse, what do you say? 1320 01:23:04,479 --> 01:23:06,413 -I'll think about it. 1321 01:23:06,415 --> 01:23:11,485 -Bryant, call Nancy and tell her we found our bad guy! 1322 01:23:12,988 --> 01:23:14,321 (laughs) 1323 01:23:17,592 --> 01:23:19,059 -(sighs) 1324 01:23:25,700 --> 01:23:29,503 -I am so nervous right now, man. 1325 01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:34,708 -Are you all right? Are you okay? -Yeah. 1326 01:23:34,710 --> 01:23:36,377 -Relax, man. This is g-- 1327 01:23:36,379 --> 01:23:41,348 Chicks are gonna roll past, they're gonna wave to you and blow you kisses. 1328 01:23:41,350 --> 01:23:43,317 Tonight is your night, all right? 1329 01:23:43,319 --> 01:23:45,252 Just want you to relax and enjoy it. 1330 01:23:45,254 --> 01:23:46,520 There's plenty more to come. 1331 01:23:46,522 --> 01:23:48,522 Another thing I wanted to tell you. 1332 01:23:48,524 --> 01:23:50,657 This is important. 1333 01:23:50,659 --> 01:23:53,694 I just want to say sorry... 1334 01:23:53,696 --> 01:23:56,663 about being so hard on you. 1335 01:23:56,665 --> 01:23:59,266 I was going through some really dark times. 1336 01:23:59,268 --> 01:24:01,435 -Joel! 1337 01:24:01,437 --> 01:24:06,373 You, my friend, are the reason that I am here right now. 1338 01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:08,609 You and all the other guys, man. 1339 01:24:08,611 --> 01:24:10,310 I owe it all to you guys! 1340 01:24:10,312 --> 01:24:12,746 -Thank you. I appreciate that. 1341 01:24:14,149 --> 01:24:15,783 (inhales deeply) 1342 01:24:15,785 --> 01:24:18,485 It feels good to get that off my chest. 1343 01:24:18,487 --> 01:24:21,188 Now, for some good news. 1344 01:24:21,190 --> 01:24:22,589 You remember Beth? 1345 01:24:22,591 --> 01:24:25,426 -Beth? Beth, Beth, Beth... -Beth. 1346 01:24:25,428 --> 01:24:27,227 -Yes! -Co-star on "Between the Waves." 1347 01:24:27,229 --> 01:24:28,529 -Yes, dude! Yeah! 1348 01:24:28,531 --> 01:24:31,298 -Well, we're engaged. 1349 01:24:31,300 --> 01:24:33,300 -What? 1350 01:24:33,302 --> 01:24:35,769 What, dude? 1351 01:24:35,771 --> 01:24:38,305 Are you serious? -I know. I know. 1352 01:24:38,307 --> 01:24:39,673 -When did you guys start... 1353 01:24:39,675 --> 01:24:42,209 -It's all between the waves, man. 1354 01:24:42,211 --> 01:24:44,545 -(laughs) 1355 01:24:44,547 --> 01:24:46,413 It is all between the waves. 1356 01:24:48,316 --> 01:24:50,184 -Let's do this. 1357 01:24:51,453 --> 01:24:53,220 Paparazzi over there. 1358 01:24:55,757 --> 01:24:57,191 -(car beeps) 1359 01:24:57,193 --> 01:24:59,526 -(overlapping chatter) 1360 01:24:59,528 --> 01:25:01,361 -(shutters snapping) 1361 01:25:06,734 --> 01:25:09,503 -Enjoy it, mate. First of many. 1362 01:25:13,575 --> 01:25:15,175 Just smile. 1363 01:25:19,380 --> 01:25:22,483 -Okay, that's enough, all right? 1364 01:25:50,612 --> 01:25:52,412 -Talk Show Host: You just gotta stick with it. 1365 01:25:52,414 --> 01:25:54,548 You just... You just can't give up, huh? 1366 01:25:54,550 --> 01:25:58,519 -Yeah. And I'm sure a lot of people have similar stories, 1367 01:25:58,521 --> 01:26:00,621 but I had some help along the way too, so... 1368 01:26:00,623 --> 01:26:02,456 -I know exactly what you mean. 1369 01:26:02,458 --> 01:26:04,558 -My mom bought me this suit yesterday. 1370 01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:06,326 -(laughter) 1371 01:26:06,328 --> 01:26:08,162 -It's a good suit. -Thank you. 1372 01:26:08,164 --> 01:26:10,230 No, seriously... -(applause) 1373 01:26:10,232 --> 01:26:11,498 -(phone chimes) 1374 01:26:15,204 --> 01:26:20,174 -Hey! Just got back from my yoga retreat. -Hollie: Uh... 1375 01:26:20,176 --> 01:26:22,342 I really need to talk to you. 1376 01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:27,614 -Whore. -Hollie: Excuse me? 1377 01:26:27,616 --> 01:26:30,384 -Me? You're the whore. You cheated on me first. 1378 01:26:30,386 --> 01:26:32,386 Payback's a bitch, bitch. 1379 01:26:33,721 --> 01:26:34,888 -(exhales) 1380 01:26:34,890 --> 01:26:36,356 -(phone beeps) 1381 01:26:37,692 --> 01:26:39,493 -Hollie, we need to talk. 1382 01:26:41,829 --> 01:26:43,931 -You and Rob? 1383 01:26:43,933 --> 01:26:45,632 -I'll call you after work. 1384 01:26:48,269 --> 01:26:50,537 -Talk Show Host: Tell me about this wig. 1385 01:26:50,539 --> 01:26:52,206 -(applause) 1386 01:26:52,208 --> 01:26:54,641 -Oh, we have the tape? 1387 01:26:54,643 --> 01:26:57,244 O-- okay. 1388 01:26:57,246 --> 01:26:59,246 Well, we'll just show you. 1389 01:26:59,248 --> 01:27:02,349 We have here Jesse's audition tape. 1390 01:27:02,351 --> 01:27:03,784 -Where'd you get that? 1391 01:27:03,786 --> 01:27:05,552 -Let's roll it. 1392 01:27:08,923 --> 01:27:10,857 -My name... 1393 01:27:13,795 --> 01:27:15,996 -(audience laughs) 1394 01:27:15,998 --> 01:27:18,732 -is Jesse O'Neill. 1395 01:27:20,668 --> 01:27:23,637 And I'm not here for you. 1396 01:27:23,639 --> 01:27:25,906 I'm here for me. 1397 01:27:25,908 --> 01:27:28,842 And I'm not wasting your time. 1398 01:27:28,844 --> 01:27:30,844 You're wasting mine. 1399 01:27:30,846 --> 01:27:34,314 Now sit your ass down and shut up! 1400 01:27:34,316 --> 01:27:35,549 -(audience laughs) 1401 01:27:35,551 --> 01:27:36,984 -Wow. 1402 01:27:36,986 --> 01:27:38,552 Yeah, yeah, stand up. 1403 01:27:38,554 --> 01:27:40,320 -Thank you. 91458