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You know, college life.
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Let go and have fun.
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Single and ready to mingle.
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Yeah!
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Didn't I have them on my one -fuck -no
-questions -ask list?
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Take me to bed right now.
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Final up and we'll burn you.
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Touch of the beat.
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Am I not enough for you?
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What are you watching? Anything juicy?
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You Americans, so uptight about sex.
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La la.
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I gotta switch majors.
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Are you listening to me?
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Did you hear what I was saying?
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Sure. Sure.
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Yeah. Sounds great. Amazing.
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Let's do it.
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Do what?
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What you were saying.
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Which was?
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Important things. And I agree.
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With what?
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Exactly.
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Were you thinking about the bachelor
party again?
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God, no.
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Honestly? No.
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Really?
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Maybe.
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What am I going to do with you?
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Love, honor, and obey me?
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Forget it.
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Tolerate me?
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Since you asked so nicely.
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What about the bachelor party, though?
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Huh? Well, what were you thinking?
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I was thinking about the sensible,
respectable, God
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-fearing celebration of our upcoming
nuptials.
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Oh. Right.
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Are you even listening or interested in
the caterer's menu plan?
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As so. Fuck it, Luke.
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You're not lying to me about this
bachelor
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party, are you?
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Never.
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How could I lie to you?
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It's not going to be just trippers with
enormous...
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Pity's in your face, is it?
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Hello.
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Good.
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Because you know what'll happen if I
find out.
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Don't touch the wang.
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Not until the wedding night.
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Then you'll have all the breath in your
face that you'll ever need.
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She already got you by the nutsack?
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Jesus, you guys aren't even married yet.
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No, it's not game over.
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Not yet.
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That's right, my brother.
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Going out in style.
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Don't go all classy on me here and shit.
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Don't sweat it. We're talking the
dirtiest, filthiest, most blurred code
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conduct type strippers this town's got
to offer.
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Yeah. And we're flying a few in.
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They're that obscene.
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None of this no hands bullshit.
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Bro, would I do that to you?
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Good. This is going to be like the Omega
House heyday. I'm talking Roman levels.
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Trust me.
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Yeah.
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Hey. Hey.
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So, I came to talk about your
bachelorette party.
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Oh, I don't need one.
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Maybe we'll just stay in, open a bottle
of wine, talk about James.
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Or...
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Well, nothing crazy.
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I just spoke to James. He's planning a
nice, sensible, austere, genteel,
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civilized evening.
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Yeah, right.
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Sure he is.
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He is?
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Oh, come on. He and Cooper have been
grading strippers for weeks.
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Grading strippers?
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Mm -hmm. On a curve. I am not even
joking. In categories.
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I'm afraid to ask.
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Okay. There's most blurred rules,
bloodiest, and of course... course,
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-time favorite, the will -do -anything
-iest.
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How do you know this?
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Are you kidding me?
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Cooper has been telling me every sort of
detail.
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I think he's trying to make me jealous.
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I think it's kind of cute, actually.
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Don't get mad. Get even.
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What do you have in mind?
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You'll see.
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Three more days of this. I don't know if
I'll be able to make it.
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You have your whole life to recover.
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Besides, tonight's the bachelor and
bachelorette party, and I won't get to
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you for a whole five hours.
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You'll see naked men now, right?
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Only until recently, naked men weren't
high on my wish list.
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Although I would hate to miss seeing the
seventh wonder of the world.
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That's the stripper's name.
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Apparently he's got.
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All the sights in the world, and nothing
could compare to this.
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Then don't go.
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It's my dream.
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I know.
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You're right.
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You have to go.
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But until then...
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Ciara? Hey, it's me. I know I left a
million messages, but I just called to
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Rosebud, here's looking at you, kid.
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Top of the world, ma.
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I get it now. I really do. These movies,
even though they couldn't afford color,
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they're amazing.
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Anyway, I'm going to James' bachelor
party tonight.
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I was wondering if later on, well, I
just got a copy of Bergman's, Backham
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Films, Mastron's Delay.
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Maybe we could... First rule of dating.
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Don't talk about dating. You don't talk
about dating. You don't call. You don't
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write. You don't text.
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And what about you and Karen?
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You've been humping up on her leg like a
little puppy dog in heat.
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Not anymore.
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I'm done.
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Come on. We gotta go.
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Go? Go where?
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The most double -jointed stripper's
waiting for us at the airport.
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And we're arrived.
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In more ways than one.
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Oh, God. Come on. We're young. We're
free.
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And we got singles, baby.
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What about this one?
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Seems awfully revealing.
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Seeing how you're just going to a
restaurant with your closest girlfriends
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talk about how great I am.
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Yes, I see what you mean.
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I mean, that is what you're doing,
right?
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Sure, of course.
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There you go, then.
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That's your best shirt.
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What, this is?
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Yeah, it's your guaranteed action shirt
you told me.
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I told you that.
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Yes, in a moment of drunken sincerity.
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Oh.
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Yeah. So you won't be needing that
shirt, then?
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No. Of course not.
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Considering you're going for a nice,
quiet, genteel, civilized evening with
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closest friends, just to talk about how
great I am.
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Right. Right.
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There you go.
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Oh.
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Perfect.
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Thank you.
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Love this shirt, actually.
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My second favorite.
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Let's get you something to wear.
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There you go.
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Perfect. Thank you.
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My pleasure, darling.
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By the way, Stephanie's called. Said
they want the shirt back.
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What's the matter with you, bro?
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Nothing.
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Exactly how I pictured it.
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Why are you acting like fucking Barbara
Walters is giving you a lap dance?
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Can't help but think about what the
girls are doing, you know?
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They're not doing anything. They got a
quiet evening. They're at a restaurant.
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They got nothing planned.
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Yeah. That's the seventh wonder of the
world.
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What?
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Emily tells me they...
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Higher stripper, no?
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Is that absurd, though?
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Nah.
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Shut the hell up, Guillermo. You don't
know what the fuck... It's a joke, all
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right? Whatever they told you, it's a
joke, okay?
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I'm leaving, dude.
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You sure about this?
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Emily would not lie.
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Not to me.
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You're... You two were... Leaving three
days.
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All I think about is her. Me too.
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I mean, I mean, Ciara.
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She won't return any of my phone calls.
Dude, what did I tell you about that?
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The hell with what you told me.
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I gotta see her.
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T -Man, tell me you're not leaving too.
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I'm sorry.
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I have no time. I must leave.
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Sorry, girls. I... I got to see who
cares.
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Don't worry. Money he's getting, he
won't even mention that, Jeff.
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How about the boys are up to their
eyeballs in strippers?
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It's not their eyeballs that are a
problem.
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I don't mean to be rude, but can you
just whip it out so we can go home?
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I can't do this. I'm sorry. I have to
see what James is doing.
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What? If he's lying to me, if he's knee
-deep in hookers.
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No.
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Congrats on... This is long, but I gotta
go.
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Wow, that looks simple.
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James Bastard party tonight?
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I was wondering if later on... Well, I
just got a copy of Bergman's, Backham
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Films, Mostrant's Delay. Maybe we
could... First rule of dating.
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Aww.
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Zara! Mary!
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Mary.
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Did you ever fall in?
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Did you ever fall in?
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Did you ever fall?
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Did you ever fall?
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the hell? Where are they?
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You're late.
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We are?
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Sure. The show started an hour ago.
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Where?
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Right out there.
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I thought they're a rowdy bunch.
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I bet they are.
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You're a little overdressed, huh?
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We have to strip. I have to know.
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Buckets. Nothing they haven't already
seen before.
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Bingo. All right.
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This guy's got us beat for size.
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Speak for yourself.
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We've got numbers.
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Let's show this motherfucker the first
three wonders of the world.
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Yeah, fuck that. Ain't nothing they've
never seen before.
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Let's do it.
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You ready?
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Wrong room. Uh -uh, sweet cheeks.
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Right room.
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No. Come on. Go back.
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No.
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Put your hands together for
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whoever that is.
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I didn't know you worked here.
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Oh, no, I don't. I was just, um... Are
you all right?
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Not really.
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Drink and forget.
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Forget what?
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You.
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How was your night?
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It was bright and loud and hot.
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Yours? It was huge.
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Massive.
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Gut -busting.
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Sounds awesome. I'm almost jealous.
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You should be.
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You should be.
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The seventh wonder, he was... I'll take
the eighth wonder of the world any day.
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Take a walk on the outside,
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look around, make it all in. Take a walk
on the inside,
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look around, let it all hang out.
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We've been here for much too long, the
days are growing shorter.
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This love is not a victory march and I
am not your friend.
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I feel stranger than the man on the
moon. I
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feel nothing can be nothing always.
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So was it everything you dreamed of?
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Oh, everything and more.
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A whole lot more.
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You got it all out of your system.
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Oh, it got squeezed out of me. No doubt
about that.
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It was a disaster, huh?
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Yeah. It was an absolute nightmare.
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00:27:25,790 --> 00:27:28,930
If I scrub and scrub and scrub, I might
never feel clean again.
266
00:27:29,390 --> 00:27:32,530
Well, you know, there is always your
next marriage.
267
00:27:34,250 --> 00:27:36,750
Any regrets?
268
00:27:38,370 --> 00:27:41,050
Well, I never got to enjoy my lap dance.
269
00:27:41,870 --> 00:27:43,030
Really? Mm -hmm.
270
00:27:43,470 --> 00:27:47,590
Well, I bet you didn't know I got voted
hottest fiancé back in my stripper days.
271
00:27:47,770 --> 00:27:48,930
Oh, I bet you did.
272
00:30:34,570 --> 00:30:35,610
Are you having second thoughts?
273
00:30:36,270 --> 00:30:40,210
Sir, I'm warning you. You're a black
belted origami sucker.
274
00:30:41,570 --> 00:30:44,790
Jake Vaughan, aren't you wicked cool?
275
00:30:45,050 --> 00:30:49,010
Daddy, this marriage ain't gonna work.
You're an Omega Man.
276
00:30:49,630 --> 00:30:51,910
You sick poppiness.
277
00:30:55,930 --> 00:30:59,770
He's never ever, never ever better than
me.
278
00:31:04,620 --> 00:31:05,720
Better than me and Steve!
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