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Previously on
"Miracle Workers"...
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Craig, you've been
working here forever.
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You're the best.
-They say I'm the best.
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The greatest talent
to ever work in this department.
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He's all style,
no substance, okay?
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Trust me.
What?
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Safety's on.
Oh!
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Yes, I was checking
the safety, Sanjay!
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Time to change the game.
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Sweet.
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Thanks again for your help,
Sanjay.
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It is too bad
you can't stick around.
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Maybe I will.
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What?
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Okay, guys.
Coffee is up.
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And we have
a half-caf soy cap for Sanjay
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and a double red-eye
for Eliza.
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Whoa, that is awesome!
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What's awesome?
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We were watching what Sanjay
was like before he died.
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Did you know he was a prince?
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Of, like,
a tiny empire.
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It wasn't as glamorous
as it sounds.
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It's hard to wear
all that gold.
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It really starts
hurting your back.
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What were you like, Eliza?
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Oh, I mean,
compared to you?
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Pretty lame.
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Aah!
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-Oh, come on.
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That necklace. Why?
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I mean, who wears bones
to a massacre?
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I mean...ugh,
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I thought I was so hip.
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Craig,
why don't you pull up yours?
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Oh, no. We should probably get
back to work, shouldn't we?
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No, no, no. Come on.
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You saw
our embarrassing lives.
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It'll take too long to find.
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Found it.
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Huh.
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What is this?
What are we looking at here?
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That's me.
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By my bog.
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Say more.
There was a bog.
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And I was chosen to live
in the bog and watch the bog
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and keep an eye out
for the bog monster.
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Uh, it was not especially
glamorous or cool.
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But I was doing something
important and valuable.
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I was keeping the town
and my friends
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safe from the bog monster,
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who, funny enough, I never saw
or found any trace of...
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and as I describe the situation
out loud now
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for the first time,
it occurs to me
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that there never was
any bog monster
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and I was there for nothing.
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That's my life.
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Well, anyway,
big day ahead of us.
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Here's to the team.
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Oh.
Hey.
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-Cheers.
-Cheers.
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-Oh! Oh!
-Oh!
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Craig: Oh, hot! Hot!
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Okay. So.
Sam and Laura.
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How do
we get them back together?
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Let's figure this out.
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I just did.
What?
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They both have
a mutual acquaintance
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who's throwing
a party tonight.
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Looks like
all we have to do
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is find a way
to get them both invited.
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A party?
Yeah.
What's wrong with parties?
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Oh, I don't know, Sanjay.
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Maybe just the fact
that they are death traps.
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Think about it.
Lots of people. Jostling.
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A communal food bowl.
It's unsanitary.
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Unsanitary? We just watched
you eat mud out of a bog.
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Yeah, that was clean mud.
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Eliza,
can you believe this guy?
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I mean, I agree with Sanjay.
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Party seems fine.
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Unless you have
a better idea.
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Well, yeah, I will.
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Soon.
I just, uh...
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just need to find
somewhere to sit
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since I no longer
have a chair.
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What's that?What? Nothing.
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God: Sanjay!
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Hey, Sanjay!
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Sanj?
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Jay man? Sanjay!
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Sanjay's not here.
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Oh.
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Well, what's going on
here in Rosie-land?
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I'm working.
Ah.
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Read you loud and clear.
Don't let me interrupt.
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It's the food claw.
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You know --
from Lazy Susan's?
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Is there maybe someone else
you could talk to?
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We're the only ones
up here.
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What about on Earth?
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It's been years
since you had a prophet.
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Oh, well,
yeah, that's by choice.
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I mean, every time,
it's the same old story.
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You know, I-I meet
some guy in the desert
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and get to talking and,
you know, it's fun,
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and then, like
they get --
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They get obsessed with me.
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They start building temples
and compounds,
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and I'm like, "Whoa, buddy.
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I like you, but we just met.
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Pump the brakes."But that wouldn't happen
this time.
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The world's
ending in six days.
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So there's not enough time
for things to get serious.
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Ah, you make
a good point there, Rosie.
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Yeah.
Let's put ourselves out there.
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Rosie! Come on.
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Eliza: It works.Sanjay: Nice!
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Awesome.
Wait.
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You got them invited
to that party already?
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Yeah, it was easy.
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Sanjay just got
all their better friends
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sick with the bird flu.
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Sanjay: Okay, the bird part
was Eliza's idea.
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I wanted to go
swine flu.
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Look, look, look.
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They're picking
their outfits already.
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We are on our way.
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Yes. We.
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Oh, hey, Craig,
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can you grab us
some more coffee?
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Oh, yeah, and I'll take
a half-caf soy cap,
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uh, three pumps
of hazelnut syrup,
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hot,
but not, like, "ugh" hot.
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That sounds really good.
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Yeah, let's get two
of those.
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Two of those.If you don't mind.
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Nice.
Great thinking.
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You too.
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What about him?
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Eh, he's too smug.
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He looks nice.Trying too hard.
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Ooh, hello!
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What am I doing?
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I always fall
for the same type.
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The skinny guy with the stick
and the hair.
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You know, maybe there's
just nobody out there for me.
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So what?
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I got you, right, Rosie?
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What about this guy?
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Dr. Dave Shelby.
-Huh. Hey, stranger.
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What's his deal?Looks like
he's a laser eye surgeon.
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He's in good health,
advanced degree...
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Okay, nice.
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Nice.
But isn't he kind of square?
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I mean, I like them
a little rough and tumble.
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Says here he's got a guitar.
A Stratocaster.
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Plays in a band
on the weekends.
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Oh.
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Ohh.
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Okay.
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He's the total package.
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I want him to be my friend
and my buddy
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and also
kinda like my dad.
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Is that weird?
Yeah.
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Should I call him?
Yeah.
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I should just call him, right?Just do it.
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Is it crazy? No. Yeah.Just go crazy.
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All right, you're right.
Let's stop talking about it
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and just do it.
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Uh...what do I say?
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I mean, what do I say?
Um...
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You know what?
I'm just gonna use a line.
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I am the Lord, thy God.
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Aah!
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Dave?
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Dave Shelby?
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Honey,
is everything okay?
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Go inside.
Take the kids.
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Dave, what is it?
Dave?
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It's nothing.
I-It's not important.
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Not important?
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Heck, Dave.
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C'mon. Buddy.
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I don't get it. Wh-- Wh-- Why
is he playing so hard to get?
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Maybe just move on
to another prophet.
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I don't want
another prophet!
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I-I want Dave!
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Boy, this is
gonna take some doing.
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Well, it's a good thing
I've got you, wingman.
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Oh, yeah.
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You have to come back up.
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God met this prophet and...
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No way. I'm not about
that drama right now.
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Well, someone needs to help him,
because I'm not doing it.
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I will.Eliza: Whoa, Craig.
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Were you just sitting there
alone the whole time?
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Yep.
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Shall we?
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When did the voices start?
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This morning.
Just out of the blue.
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Are you hearing him
right now?
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Yes, I am.
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What is he saying?
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♪ My Sharona, my Sharona
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♪ My Sharona, my...
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He's singing "My Sharona,"
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but he doesn't know any
of the words to "My Sharona"
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except "my Sharona,"
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so he's just saying "My Sharona"
over and over again.
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And he's also pitching
an idea
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about a swimming-pool
restaurant thing.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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It's a lazy-river restaurant
called Lazy Susan's.
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It seems like you're going
through a small psychotic break.
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God: Dave, Dr. Sheryl
doesn't know what's best for us.
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I keep telling you --
She'sthe toxic one, right?
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God?
Your wingman.
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Hi.
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You're just in time.
Come on.
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Oof!
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I'm striking out hard here,
man. This
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I've tried telling jokes
to this guy.
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I've complimented him.
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I even told him
my real name.
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All that happened
was that he had a seizure.
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Oh. Well, um, yeah, I-I don't
know much about prophets,
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but I'll try and help.Oh, thanks, bud.
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I appreciate it.
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I know you must be busy.
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Well, uh, actually, I'm --
I'm not really that busy.
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I don't think anyone downstairs
really needs me anymore.
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Oh, well,
Ineed you big-time.
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Oh.
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Okay, well, yeah, great.
What's, uh...
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What's the plan?
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Hit him hard with a tornado.
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Uh, what?
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S-Sorry. Why?
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If Dave wants to play games,
I'm down to clown.
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Look at how close
they're sitting.
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Conditions are perfect.
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They just have
to make a move.
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I can show you, um,
some photos of the two of us.
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This is her
on her birthday.
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Um, that's her
near her car.
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He's got 75 photos
of his nana on his phone,
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and it looks like he's
gonna go through all of them.
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Wait a minute. What's the
chemical analysis on that punch?
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Here we go.
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2% alcohol.
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It's practically milk.
Ugh.
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These two are never gonna kiss
if they're sober.
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We gotta spike that punch.
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Uh, the refrigerator?
Maybe knock it down,
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tip some bottles
into the bowl?
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No, it'll break it.
258
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What about the
259
00:10:54,226 --> 00:10:56,124
Both: Subwoofer.
260
00:11:06,928 --> 00:11:08,102
It's working!
261
00:11:15,972 --> 00:11:17,801
The punch is strong.
262
00:11:17,836 --> 00:11:19,458
What?
263
00:11:19,492 --> 00:11:21,184
The punch is strong.
264
00:11:21,218 --> 00:11:23,048
Oh. Totally.
265
00:11:24,325 --> 00:11:27,811
Dave: Why is the tornado
staying in one place?
266
00:11:27,846 --> 00:11:30,918
This is impossible!
267
00:11:30,952 --> 00:11:32,057
Ahh!
268
00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:33,817
Yeah, um...
269
00:11:35,474 --> 00:11:38,960
Okay, you know,
I have to be honest --
270
00:11:38,995 --> 00:11:40,168
honest. Uh...
271
00:11:40,203 --> 00:11:44,759
I was a little nervous
about going out tonight.
272
00:11:44,794 --> 00:11:46,071
Yeah.
273
00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:48,280
No, I -- Me too.
274
00:11:48,314 --> 00:11:50,144
But, uh...
275
00:11:50,178 --> 00:11:51,386
I feel, uh...
276
00:11:54,976 --> 00:11:57,151
Oh.
277
00:11:57,185 --> 00:11:58,566
Shit.
They look catatonic.
278
00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,223
How much did they drink?
279
00:12:00,257 --> 00:12:02,225
I only saw two cups.
280
00:12:04,986 --> 00:12:07,195
This punch
would up a horse.
281
00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:08,334
You got them way too drunk.
282
00:12:08,369 --> 00:12:11,165
Me?
It
283
00:12:11,199 --> 00:12:12,442
I'll be right back.
284
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:16,964
Oh. Ohh.
285
00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:21,520
A freak,
highly localized tornado
286
00:12:21,554 --> 00:12:23,280
destroyed
one family's home today,
287
00:12:23,315 --> 00:12:26,076
while leaving the rest
of the neighborhood unscathed.
288
00:12:26,111 --> 00:12:28,527
The Category 5 twister
appeared out of nowhere
289
00:12:28,561 --> 00:12:29,735
and touched down directly
290
00:12:29,770 --> 00:12:32,048
on the home
of Jennifer and David Shelby,
291
00:12:32,082 --> 00:12:33,221
known to local residents...
292
00:12:33,256 --> 00:12:35,051
...for their massive
charitable givings.
293
00:12:35,085 --> 00:12:37,018
In my 20 years
as a journalist,
294
00:12:37,053 --> 00:12:38,330
I've never seen
a more beloved...
295
00:12:38,364 --> 00:12:39,814
Hey, player.
296
00:12:39,849 --> 00:12:41,885
We got
a little situation downstairs.
297
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,162
Any chance you could
come back and help us out?
298
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:45,509
The coffee materials
are in the coffee nook.
299
00:12:46,994 --> 00:12:49,513
Craig, what is up
with you today?
300
00:12:49,548 --> 00:12:50,825
Why'd you leave?
301
00:12:50,860 --> 00:12:52,378
Because I had no reason
to stay!
302
00:12:52,413 --> 00:12:55,416
Uh, the two of you are so cool,
with your parties and risks.
303
00:12:55,450 --> 00:12:57,211
No, that's the problem.
304
00:12:57,245 --> 00:12:59,040
When it's just the two of us,
we push things too far.
305
00:12:59,075 --> 00:13:01,318
Okay, we need someone
who's cautious
306
00:13:01,353 --> 00:13:03,079
and timid and very afraid,
307
00:13:03,113 --> 00:13:04,908
you know, someone
who will hold us back,
308
00:13:04,943 --> 00:13:08,222
because -- because
he is so scared
309
00:13:08,256 --> 00:13:11,535
all the time
of everything.
310
00:13:11,570 --> 00:13:13,020
And that's where
you come in.
311
00:13:13,054 --> 00:13:14,366
You're a big part
of this team.
312
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,195
No, not anymore.
313
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,852
Look, before you came,
314
00:13:17,887 --> 00:13:19,578
me and Eliza
were working well together.
315
00:13:19,612 --> 00:13:21,235
We had something.
316
00:13:21,269 --> 00:13:23,582
And since you're here, I don't
have a reason to be there.
317
00:13:23,616 --> 00:13:25,929
I don't have a reason
to exist.
318
00:13:25,964 --> 00:13:28,242
And I'm quite busy
right now, so...
319
00:13:37,907 --> 00:13:40,564
Those are
merely 30 of the 400 charities
320
00:13:40,599 --> 00:13:42,290
founded
by the now-homeless Shelbys.
321
00:13:42,325 --> 00:13:44,568
Very rarely does a newscaster
pull this one out,
322
00:13:44,603 --> 00:13:46,432
but, oh, the humanity.
323
00:13:46,467 --> 00:13:50,229
If there is a heaven above
and anybody is watching,
324
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,266
I simply ask, "Why?"
325
00:14:05,935 --> 00:14:07,108
Here I am.
326
00:14:07,143 --> 00:14:09,455
Yes!
Okay.
327
00:14:09,490 --> 00:14:13,149
Now, Craig,
watch the master.
328
00:14:14,426 --> 00:14:16,669
3, 4.
329
00:14:16,704 --> 00:14:20,121
Oh, hey, Dave, right?
From Earth?
330
00:14:20,156 --> 00:14:22,641
Yeah, uh, listen.
We need to talk.
331
00:14:22,675 --> 00:14:25,299
This isn't gonna work.
332
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:26,679
It's not you.
It's me.
333
00:14:26,714 --> 00:14:28,681
I just got a lot
going on right now.
334
00:14:28,716 --> 00:14:31,650
I'm busy with work,
I have my kids' Little League.
335
00:14:31,684 --> 00:14:33,307
I got to find
a new place to live,
336
00:14:33,341 --> 00:14:35,999
so there's that whole situation,
and...
337
00:14:36,034 --> 00:14:40,210
and, honestly, I don't want to
be anyone's prophet right now.
338
00:14:40,245 --> 00:14:43,524
And, also, our friendship
is really important to me,
339
00:14:43,558 --> 00:14:45,595
and -- and, to me,
that's, like, the main thing,
340
00:14:45,629 --> 00:14:49,012
is that I want
to preserve our friendship.
341
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,673
Hello?
342
00:14:54,707 --> 00:14:55,950
God:
Yep, I'm still here.
343
00:14:55,985 --> 00:14:57,434
Oh.
344
00:14:57,469 --> 00:14:59,264
Thank you
for telling me in person.
345
00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:01,611
That's very cool of you
to be so up front.
346
00:15:01,645 --> 00:15:04,476
And, uh, yeah, it's great.
347
00:15:04,510 --> 00:15:09,308
Um, 'cause, you know,
I-I-I feel the exact same way,
348
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:12,277
so, yeah, it's cool.
349
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:13,623
Cool.
350
00:15:13,657 --> 00:15:15,349
Cool.
351
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:21,562
So, uh,
what do we do now?
352
00:15:21,596 --> 00:15:25,014
Well, Craig, I think
this is a teachable moment.
353
00:15:25,048 --> 00:15:28,224
I mean, we all feel
rejection sometimes.
354
00:15:28,258 --> 00:15:29,535
And it hurts.
355
00:15:29,570 --> 00:15:31,986
But you gotta let it go.
356
00:15:32,021 --> 00:15:35,162
Or you're just
gonna end up alone.
357
00:15:35,196 --> 00:15:38,510
Thank you, God.
358
00:15:38,544 --> 00:15:41,340
I-I actually think I really
needed to hear that.
359
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,239
Oh, any time.
360
00:15:45,724 --> 00:15:47,243
All right.
361
00:15:47,277 --> 00:15:49,348
Let's kill this guy.
What?
362
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,212
B-But -- But what about
everything you just said?
363
00:15:51,247 --> 00:15:52,420
A-About "letting it go"?
364
00:15:52,455 --> 00:15:54,422
Unrelated.
365
00:16:09,127 --> 00:16:12,509
Oh, no! Oh! It --
It all just broke suddenly.
366
00:16:12,544 --> 00:16:14,132
What?
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
367
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:16,272
It all just stopped working.What am I gonna do?
368
00:16:16,306 --> 00:16:19,068
I-I don't know,
but I-I-I-I do have to go now.
369
00:16:19,102 --> 00:16:20,103
I'm so sorry.
Go?!
370
00:16:20,138 --> 00:16:21,277
You just
371
00:16:21,311 --> 00:16:23,555
No, come on.
Hey, wait a minute!
372
00:16:23,589 --> 00:16:25,108
W-Wingman!
Sorry.
373
00:16:25,143 --> 00:16:26,627
Ah, wingman!
374
00:16:26,661 --> 00:16:29,216
If we don't sober them up,
they're gonna pass out.
375
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:31,390
Uh, ah! Ooh! Maybe we knock
376
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:33,392
that ceiling fan
down onto their heads.
377
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:34,807
That's insane!
Oh. Oh, really?
378
00:16:34,842 --> 00:16:36,602
That -- That would
kill them instantly!
379
00:16:36,637 --> 00:16:38,363
What's your idea, Sanjay?
At least I'm trying.Their heads!
380
00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:39,640
To no end!At least I'm pitching shit!
381
00:16:39,674 --> 00:16:41,435
Whoa! Hey, guys.
Uh, hey.
382
00:16:41,469 --> 00:16:42,815
I'm -- I'm...
383
00:16:42,850 --> 00:16:44,748
I'm sorry it took me so long
to get down here.
384
00:16:44,783 --> 00:16:46,302
That's fine.
We're just happy you're here.
385
00:16:46,336 --> 00:16:47,648
Get in here.Okay. So, um, sorry.
386
00:16:47,682 --> 00:16:49,236
How alcoholic
is that punch?
387
00:16:49,270 --> 00:16:50,616
Extremely.Great. I've got an idea.
388
00:16:50,651 --> 00:16:52,791
Here.
Oh.
389
00:16:54,482 --> 00:16:57,209
Thanks. Okay.
390
00:17:03,836 --> 00:17:06,080
Whoa!
391
00:17:06,115 --> 00:17:07,150
What the...
392
00:17:07,185 --> 00:17:08,324
Aah! Oh!
393
00:17:11,327 --> 00:17:13,156
Man: Move!
394
00:17:15,848 --> 00:17:17,402
We got to get out of here!
395
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:19,473
Totally!
396
00:17:19,507 --> 00:17:21,613
Cold shower.
Nicely played.
397
00:17:21,647 --> 00:17:23,235
Let's see how they do.
398
00:17:24,512 --> 00:17:26,135
Man: Yeah, we got
a sixth-degree burn.
399
00:17:26,169 --> 00:17:27,895
The elbow is gone.
400
00:17:27,929 --> 00:17:30,518
That was crazy.
Yeah.
401
00:17:30,553 --> 00:17:33,763
Prep the O.R., and somebody
better wake Dr. Schneider.
402
00:17:33,797 --> 00:17:34,833
Hey, do you --I was wondering --
403
00:17:34,867 --> 00:17:37,180
Oh, you first.
No, you.
404
00:17:37,215 --> 00:17:41,253
I was wondering if I...
405
00:17:41,288 --> 00:17:42,634
you wanted to hang out
sometime.
406
00:17:42,668 --> 00:17:45,533
That's what
I was gonna ask you.
407
00:17:45,568 --> 00:17:49,192
Okay.
Well, there we go.
408
00:17:49,227 --> 00:17:50,193
Friday?
409
00:17:50,228 --> 00:17:51,505
Friday.
410
00:17:51,539 --> 00:17:54,197
Yes!
Yes!
411
00:17:54,232 --> 00:17:55,267
So, Friday.
412
00:17:55,302 --> 00:17:56,544
Is that enough time?
Mm.
413
00:17:58,615 --> 00:18:00,686
Just barely.
414
00:18:00,721 --> 00:18:02,826
Okay, well, we've got
a lot of work to do.
415
00:18:02,861 --> 00:18:04,138
I will make us
some coffees.
416
00:18:04,173 --> 00:18:05,208
Wait.
417
00:18:05,243 --> 00:18:08,694
I'll come with you.
-Me too.
418
00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:22,294
Rosie! I need you!
419
00:18:22,329 --> 00:18:24,848
Aren't you busy
with your prophet?
420
00:18:24,883 --> 00:18:28,404
Uh, yeah, you know, uh...
421
00:18:28,438 --> 00:18:32,339
I decided that I should focus
more on my career right now.
422
00:18:32,373 --> 00:18:36,653
So we are gonna beta test
this puppy all night.
423
00:18:36,688 --> 00:18:38,241
All right?
-Wonderful.
424
00:18:38,276 --> 00:18:39,518
Come on.
425
00:18:43,453 --> 00:18:47,354
No, I'm telling you --
She's really neat, Nana.
426
00:18:47,388 --> 00:18:49,528
And I'm taking her
on, like, a real date.
427
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,772
I'm so excited, Sammy!
428
00:18:51,806 --> 00:18:53,187
Did you hear that?
"Real date."
429
00:18:53,222 --> 00:18:54,015
That's huge.
430
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:56,328
We might actually
pull this off.
431
00:18:56,363 --> 00:18:59,228
I mean, barring
any unforeseen calamities.
432
00:18:59,262 --> 00:19:01,368
Wait, what's
that scary red number mean?
433
00:19:03,853 --> 00:19:05,958
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
434
00:19:05,993 --> 00:19:07,063
Okay, well,
I'm gonna call you tomorrow,
435
00:19:07,097 --> 00:19:08,892
and you can help me
pick out an outfit.
436
00:19:08,927 --> 00:19:10,687
I'll be right here.
437
00:19:11,895 --> 00:19:14,277
That's disappointing.
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