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Can I have some chips?
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Please.
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- Thank you.
- Can't take it.
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It was a good move.
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Mind blowing.
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- Thank you.
- Can't take it.
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I said that
these games are too violent.
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Look at something sensible.
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More chips!
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- Get yours, cheater!
- Shut up, I'm trying to watch this!
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Keep it yourself! I want more chips!
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Here!
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Stop it!
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{\an8}Ninety dollars for a toy?
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{\an8}It is not a toy. It's a robotics kit.
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{\an8}It builds a small mechanical ATV.
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{\an8}It teaches electronics and technology.
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{\an8}Does it teach how to pick up socks?
Then I would be interested.
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{\an8}Besides, my son, robots are evil.
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{\an8}What?
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{\an8}Westworld, Terminator,
The Jetsons's horrible sidekick...
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{\an8}How much
do you need scientific evidence?
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{\an8}- Mom!
- Malcolm, no!
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{\an8}If you want it so bad,
you pay for it with your own money.
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{\an8}You start as a babysitter
next week, just save.
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{\an8}I don't even know what they're paying me!
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{\an8}I'll tell you.
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{\an8}Same as for all jobs.
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{\an8}Less than you deserve and enough,
that you crawl back for more.
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{\an8}Let's go. It's bedtime.
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{\an8}This is how conversations go in this family.
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{\an8}I tell them about my needs,
and they say no.
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{\an8}Then the father reveals
again a cartoon character who is afraid.
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{\an8}Hey, how much time do we have?
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{\an8}Not enough for that look.
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{\an8}Butt towel too!
It's my toothbrush.
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{\an8}You take mine.
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{\an8}You can't just take someone else's toothbrush.
Here it is.
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{\an8}Alright.
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Oops.
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Hal... already the third bug today.
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Call the pest control!
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And I wouldn't see you hunting them?
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You are so sexy
bug-killing panther.
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Malcolm, stop it!
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That's enough!
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Bedtime was 20 minutes ago.
Now to bed!
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To bed!
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To bed!
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Hal, that spray!
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I didn't rinse yet.
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Only nice boys are allowed to rinse.
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Same thing every night!
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Mom, do you read a fairy tale?
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Once upon a time there was a little boy,
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who made his mother so mad,
that he decided to sell the boy to the circus.
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- To the evil circus?
- No, the nice one with monkeys.
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Thanks.
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Wait a minute, I think I noticed,
where they come from.
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You can't hide.
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Look...
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Come on guys.
We will stay elsewhere tonight.
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Now.
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Hi Francis, Aren't you going to open
your mother's package?
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Wait a minute, I'm still tasting this.
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Pöllin's Spangler universal key.
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With it you can open every door in the Academy.
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Every door.
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- I think there are cookies in it.
- Who cares?
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I will reveal every secret sin,
which this place hides
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and bring them into the light of day.
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May I open?
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Yeah.
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What did mom send?
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Cookies spoiled by bugs.
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Mixed message as usual.
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This is the living room.
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This is the biggest and nicest house,
that I have ever seen!
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Wow!
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Homocanthus imperator.
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My nickname is Barney.
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Malcolm?
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We left you food.
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Food? Me?
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We left? Food?
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We weren't sure which was better,
turkey or roast beef,
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so we put together a plate for you.
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A plate?
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So kids, what time is it?
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Bedtime!
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Who first?
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Do they go to sleep?
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You pay me for it
that I hang out here for three hours?
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Maybe three and a half.
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We round up to a full hour.
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There must be a dog buried here.
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Oh yeah Malcolm,
you can't watch TV...
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before turning on the satellite.
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Otherwise, it's just porn.
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Weird. I think I'm having convulsions.
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The muscles in my face twitched my mouth.
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I guess I'll be happy!
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PEST CONTROL
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How did it get this bad
this fast?
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Well, it's been pretty hot this year.
That's part of the problem.
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But mostly because of the gigantic
a pile of candy wrappers
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and half-eaten cereal packets
in crawl mode.
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Surely no tramp lives there?
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Jahs.
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A long-lost bomb shelter.
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Almost as exciting as
folding chair storage.
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Let's disappear.
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Don't now, Francis.
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I guess you want to explore?
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We might find an abandoned furnace room
or a Civil War ammunition depot.
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I didn't want to say this before,
but you just confirmed it.
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Marlin Academy
is the most boring place on earth.
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We can't find anything interesting.
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I take my word back.
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Look, circus!
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We have a circus!
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{\an8}BEWARE
POISON GAS
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We're moving away for a few days.
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This is humiliating.
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Why can't we just stay the night
in a nice hotel?
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Because we give all our money
for pest control,
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so they can stay overnight
in nice hotels.
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Craig, thank you so much for the loan of the buggy.
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It's good that it's finally useful.
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I bought it 15 years ago for my honeymoon.
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- Were you married?
- No, I lived in hope.
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Thanks again.
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Think nothing of it.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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It's nice.
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It's terribly hot here.
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My backside is sweating.
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Just need to ventilate a little.
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A wagon.
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- Let's make the most of this.
- I'm going to babysit.
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- It's still early.
- They don't mind.
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- Do they pay well?
- Yeah.
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Just fine.
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I can't believe how much
they pay me!
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I did some math.
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I make more than mom.
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I can't wait to stop.
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Pretty scary.
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"Lester."
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He must have been a janitor.
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How long do you think he was here?
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I'm guessing from May -85.
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- Can you tell by tasting it?
- No, from the date in the paper.
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Then why would you lick him?
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How often do you get to taste mummy?
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- Let's tell someone about this.
- You can't do that.
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You get caught stealing the key
and you will be punished.
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And then I get punished.
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And I have to punish you.
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But isn't that kind of sad?
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Lester's family will never know
what happened to him.
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They'll probably cover a spot for him
to the party table.
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Of empty whiskey bottles and
judging by german dungeon porn
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I don't think so.
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Deuce. Beta.
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And you laughed at me
when I bought this mesh underwear.
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Now who looks like an idiot?
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I admit my mistake.
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Close the door so it doesn't start pulling.
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It's cooler outside.
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- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
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Well...
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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Now try to decide.
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You don't have to have a baby.
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- I didn't start.
- And again.
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Hal, it's hot in here.
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We're all pissed off.
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Could you please stop.
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All right!
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You should apologize.
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I didn't hear you
to apologize to me,
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when you had used all the liquid
in a chemical toilet.
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Well, you have your taco pan to thank for that,
right?
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Guys, go outside for a minute.
We need some privacy.
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Weld!
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I didn't want to say anything in front of the boys.
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But you act like a giant ass!
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Oh right?
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As for giant asses...
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I'm done.
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Hey, do you want to see something?
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I don't want to break it.
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Don't screw up. Come and have a look.
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Wow.
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It is a spiral galaxy.
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These people are amazing.
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They are rich, intelligent, polite.
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what next,
give a million dollars?
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- Malcolm, do you want a million dollars?
- What?
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I asked would you like a sandwich to go?
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It was close.
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I only asked your sister out
because you said you're not interested!
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- I was thinking about you all the time!
- Don't talk sopo!
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I saw that bracelet!
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This isn't even mine!
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Are you crazy?
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You throw stuff out,
which isn't even mine!
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What are you staring at?
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Hello, this is a private conversation!
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You haven't seen anything like this before, have you?
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I was mistaken.
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Next street.
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You were right about Lester.
I checked it out.
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No wife, no kids.
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Kaveripara didn't have it
no friends in the world.
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Good, Lester!
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Did you tell anyone about this place?
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I don't.
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Then it was me.
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Suffice!
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The party is over.
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Don't you respect the dead?
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You took his wallet.
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Lester would have liked to give me
their identity card.
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But that's not the point.
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This man was not alone
alcoholic pervert janitor.
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He was one of us!
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He hated the commander
as much as we do.
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He was full of rage, as were we.
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This man was a hero.
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Heroes don't rot alone in cellars.
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They have been immortalized in song.
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They were sent to Valhalla
in flaming ships!
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They don't put beer caps on them
or used as filming props
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or put on a fake mustache.
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No...
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They weren't fake moustaches.
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My fault.
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What do we do now?
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Looking for a spare part.
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- Up, Dewey.
- Reese, vertical!
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- I have already adjusted...
- Do this.
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Press harder.
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Put it like this.
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Francis, sorry about that
I call you so late.
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I need to talk to someone.
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No problem. What's going on?
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I don't know.
252
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,394
Do you ever feel like
that you are not really part of the family?
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I'm in military school.
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Doesn't that answer the question?
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So.
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Good thing.
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At least someone else in the family is normal.
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Hey, listen now that you're there.
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You're in school with those science geniuses.
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How to put the head back on
for a dead body?
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- Shut up!
- Huh?
262
00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:01,465
- Don't talk to your mother like that!
- Go sit in the corner?
263
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,967
There are no corners here.
264
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,263
Are you ready for reconciliation?
265
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:09,557
I don't.
266
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:11,809
Me neither.
267
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:16,981
Hey, son.
268
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,899
We hardly meet these days.
269
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,986
About that childcare
has become a full-time job.
270
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:26,156
Yes, sometimes I go there to hang out
time and watching TV.
271
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,659
Living in a house.
272
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,580
Is this okay with you?
273
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:36,375
God, no. Your mother and me
we've never fought like this.
274
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,336
It's been days,
and we still haven't agreed.
275
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,714
I don't even know what the problem is.
276
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:43,716
Well, something is missing.
277
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:47,636
Look at that sky, Malcolm.
278
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:49,930
Just think,
279
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:55,519
somewhere over there
on those stars and planets,
280
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,689
may be right now
281
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:03,360
space dad who just got fired
out of his space trailer,
282
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,195
and from there he looks down.
283
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,616
Or up?
284
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,327
Or sideways?
285
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:15,039
Believe me. Down.
286
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,877
Matinee starts at four,
so we'll probably be back before dinner.
287
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,213
Okay. What do you want from me
to give the children for lunch?
288
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,965
What you want. We trust you.
289
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,969
They trust me.
Such people trust me.
290
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,430
I obviously have to say
also something nice.
291
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,140
This is why my family is deep.
292
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:34,558
I can't do this at all.
293
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:37,561
This job...
294
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,522
i... like.
295
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:43,817
It's great we found you, Malcolm.
296
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:46,403
Kids like you. You are nice company.
297
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,572
You are already like part of the family.
298
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:56,789
I may not have changed at the institution,
but i should have been.
299
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:58,457
I love these people.
300
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,166
MALCOLM - WENT TO THE ROOM
WEIRD SCRATCHING
301
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,210
THREE EXTRA SAUSAGE SLICES
DOES NOT USE A COASTER
302
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,509
Come on.
303
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,597
Wait a moment.
304
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:00,853
Sorry.
305
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:06,984
let's see
what our little friend did today.
306
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,027
Hello. Don't worry.
307
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,863
I would never hurt Barney.
He is family.
308
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:55,449
Just like me.
309
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:58,410
And because a large part of this family
is such a huge scam
310
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:01,038
and secret investigations against each other,
311
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,748
I thought I'd join.
312
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,708
Computers are great.
313
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,586
There you can find tax declarations,
patient information,
314
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:09,671
embarrassing private emails.
315
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,465
A little information security tip.
316
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,967
Never use
your birthday as a password.
317
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,887
And hiding things
to an empty salt can?
318
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,305
Just stupid.
319
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,476
I don't know who Melissa is,
but she wears a lot of lipstick.
320
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:26,355
I think I heard you already driving the yard road.
321
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,857
So let's put an end to this. I'll take the lopars.
322
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,150
Bye.
323
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,531
Who is Melissa?
324
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:41,078
Toenails in the toilet.
325
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:43,372
Hey, son. I didn't hear the car.
326
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,998
I decided to walk.
327
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,501
How is work going?
328
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,211
They were jerks so I stopped.
329
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:53,006
Well, that's pretty much what the job is.
Welcome to the club.
330
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,634
Father?
331
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,427
I'm really sorry.
332
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,263
Whence? About quitting?
333
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,891
It's not a big deal, especially for you.
334
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,519
Malcolm, you should target
as high as you can.
335
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:09,022
If someone in this family
can rise to the top, that's you.
336
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,483
Do me a favor though.
337
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:12,776
Take care of your brothers.
338
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:16,363
Okay, wait.
Do you mean everything you just said?
339
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,657
Why would I say something I don't mean?
340
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,868
That's exactly what I mean.
341
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:25,372
This family is rude, loud and rude,
totally shameless.
342
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,877
But with them you know where you are,
343
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,171
and when i have problems
they always exist.
344
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,338
Oh my god.
345
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,132
Sex!
346
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:43,140
Things didn't go too badly.
347
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:45,642
I got enough money for a robot kit.
348
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:49,062
Or maybe I should buy
something nice for my family.
349
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,815
Take them out to dinner,
offer movie tickets.
350
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,611
Then I couldn't do this.
351
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,280
If you don't change your underwear,
this is exactly what happens.
352
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:01,241
Like ancient civilizations before us,
353
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:04,912
we send this noble man
away with riches,
354
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,039
so that he can enjoy
of them in the afterlife.
355
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,380
Farewell, noble Lester.
356
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,595
It burns really fast.
357
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,097
How much gas did you put in?
358
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,432
Half a canister.
359
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,603
Where's the canister?
360
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,318
Look. It's headed for the boathouse.
361
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,034
What do we do?
362
00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:45,577
Shall I run?
363
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,037
Yep. I would run.
364
00:20:58,340 --> 00:20:59,466
Now I understand.
365
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:01,134
Hal, are you okay?
366
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:05,597
Whenever we argue,
you scream, then I scream
367
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,474
but after that... you know.
368
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:09,476
We haven't had the chance to
369
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:11,895
because we live in a wagon with children,
and we can't...
370
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:15,107
Oh god, Hal, you're right. What now?
371
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:18,151
- We have children...
- No, I have a solution.
372
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:59,026
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