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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Okay, Butler family,
groom in the middle.
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- Okay. Which one?
- I'm sorry?
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We have two grooms.
They're both getting married.
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Oh. Nobody told me.
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Well, we didn't want you
to charge us double.
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- (LAUGHING)
- You got that right. Yeah.
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- Now I'm going to.
- Ooh.
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- Smile!
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
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(GASPS) Oh!
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- Look at the grooms!
- Hey.
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Oh. Look at you.
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Oh, the Johnsons are here.
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Why don't you all get in the picture?
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- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
- CALVIN: Whoa.
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Whoa, whoa. I thought
these were family photos.
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Oh, okay. Here we go.
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Calvin, ever since the Johnsons
said that they were moving
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to Michigan,
you have been in a foul mood.
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- They are family.
- Do I look like T-Mobile?
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- Oh.
- This ain't no friends and family plan.
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Calvin.
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Come on. Calvin, look,
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this is a day of love.
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We are in a room filled with love.
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Why can't you just admit how you feel?
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Oh, I would admit how I feel,
but we're in a church.
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All right, okay, listen.
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Okay, Dave,
why don't you go stand on that?
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- Okay. Here we go.
- All right.
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Let's get married, baby!
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- Hey!
- No!
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- No, no. No, no, no, no!
- (SPANKS)
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- Mommy!
- You, turn around!
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It is bad luck to see the bride
before the ceremony!
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- What's up, y'all?
- Ahh! No!
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No, no! No, no, no, no!
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You two stare at the corner
until you get the "all clear."
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Thank you. Whew!
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- All right, Butlers.
- (ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING)
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- We're getting close.
- Okay.
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- Oh, this is so exciting!
- Come on. Let's take our seats.
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Guys, come on.
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What are we supposed to do now?
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I don't know, I'm afraid to move.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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- ♪
- (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
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Hey!
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(CHEERING, WHOOPING)
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Ladies and gentlemen,
it is my pleasure
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to introduce to you all,
for the very first time,
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Mr. and Mrs. Butler,
and Mr. and Mrs. Butler!
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(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
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We're actually the Pridgeon-Butlers.
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And I'm contractually obligated
to keep my name.
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It's on a line of shampoos.
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I said what I said.
The Butlers, everybody!
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(CHEERING)
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I'm starving. Is this
what being pregnant is like?
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- Pretty much. Yo, meatball man.
- Yes!
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- Mmm.
- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
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(MUTTERING WITH FULL MOUTHS)
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I can't believe I'm going
to miss the babies being born.
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Ah, it's okay, Gemma.
You'll come back and see 'em.
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Of course. And you'll all come
to Michigan, right?
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- Right. - I barely know you.
- Yeah. I mean...
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Ugh. Why the face?
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What's with the caviar?
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I don't need a lot of tiny
little eggs on a big egg.
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Calvin, this is a classy affair.
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It's not a yardecue.
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Oh, I know it's not a yardecue,
because if it was a yardecue,
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nobody would be putting
pre-ground pepper on lamb chops!
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I'm just glad my father's
not alive to see this.
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(LAUGHS)
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- Mercedes.
- Mm.
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You made my boy
the happiest man in the world.
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- Mmm.
- Hey, uh,
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could I get you two
to sign a copy of your book?
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Yeah, of course.
Although, Malcolm wrote it.
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I just put my name...
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Hold on. How did you get this?
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- Uh...
- Yeah, uh, the book isn't even out yet, Trey.
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Oh, uh, I just grabbed a few
out of the box that
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was in your living room when
I was house-sitting for you.
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I did not ask you to house-sit!
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Oh, come on, man. You don't have to.
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We've been friends for 30 years, dawg.
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Grover?
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What's with the bags?
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Mr. Calvin,
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I come to you now in my hour of need.
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I refuse to move to Michigan.
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And I'd like to claim asylum
in your house.
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Uh, that's not happening.
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Would you let someone
force you to move to Michigan?
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When I was 15? Yes.
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Come on.
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Help a brother out.
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Okay. I see you're pulling out
all the tricks.
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Nice try.
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But go on now.
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Mr. Calvin,
usually, I would go on now.
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But this time,
the stakes are too high.
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Oh. Damn.
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I've never had anybody not go on now.
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So, when I'm gone,
we'll have girls' trips, right?
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Oh, definitely. We'll meet
somewhere in the middle.
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What's halfway
between L.A. and Kalamazoo?
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Nebraska.
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What's three-quarters of the way?
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- Let's just say Vegas.
- Vegas!
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- Whoo!
- (GEMMA LAUGHS)
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More. More. Come on. More, more.
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More, more, more, more,
more, more, more, more.
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Sir, sir, that is enough pepper.
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Of course.
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You know better than I do.
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But you don't!
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Sorry about Grover camping out
at your house.
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Camping?
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He's basically asking me to adopt him.
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Look, this whole moving thing
is really making him act out.
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Well, you're tearing him away
from his home.
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It's selfish.
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His words.
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Well, I'm sorry he feels that
way, but it's not his choice.
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Exactly. Because you and Dave
are making the decision for him.
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And he feels betrayed.
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It be your own people.
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- His words.
- Whoa.
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Oh, come on.
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Calvin, Grover said,
"It be your own people"?
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Yes.
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And I told him,
it was cultural appropriation.
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But he used it right.
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- I'll take over.
- No, no, no, no.
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Ground pepper. Go on, get 'em.
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- (SULTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
- (DOOR OPENS)
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I love how chill you guys are
about the parental controls.
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Yeah.
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I'm parental controls.
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(TURNS TV OFF)
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I'll be in my room.
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You don't have a room.
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- Here he is.
- Yeah.
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Hey, Dad, while we have you alone,
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we, uh... we got you something.
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- What's this?
- Well, it's a token of appreciation
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- from me and Malcolm.
- Yeah.
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Wow. A watch.
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It-It's beautiful.
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Read the engraving.
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"For the man who taught us to be men."
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Well, guys, I...
I don't even know what to say.
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Thanks, sons.
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(LAUGHTER)
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- We got him.
- We did.
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- Yeah, you did good.
- Yeah, we did.
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And, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
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One more thing.
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Uh, one more thing?
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Brown Sugar Nights.
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This is your book?
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- Yup. First copy.
- Oh.
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- You got him one more thing?
- Shut up.
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Read the acknowledgments.
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"To my father, Calvin Butler,
who never lost faith in me."
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Blindsided here. (LAUGHS)
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Of course I'd never lose faith
in you, son.
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- Well, I almost did.
- Hmm.
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You know, Pop,
it wasn't that long ago,
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I felt like I was going nowhere,
living back home.
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But you believed in me.
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Now I'm a novelist, I'm married,
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I'm about to have a kid.
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Well, you got...
you got two kids from me.
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- Wow. Thank you for this, son.
- Yeah.
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- And you got me a watch.
- That's right.
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Well, we got you the watch. Ah!
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MALCOLM: Oh, hey, Mama.
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Perfect. Uh, we got something for you.
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Uh, one thing, right, Malcolm?
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Aw.
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You didn't have to get me anything.
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BOTH: Yes, we did.
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Yeah, I know you did,
'cause I raised you right.
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Oh, my goodness, it's so beautiful!
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I love it!
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Oh, well, I-I picked it out
for you, Mommy.
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And-and Daddy's, too.
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(MALCOLM MUTTERING)
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Thank you, baby.
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That's for being the best mama ever.
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Oh.
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- Hey, babe? Check it out.
- Yeah, baby.
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Oh, nice!
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And I'm on the first page
of Malcolm's book.
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Aw.
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Ooh, that's a whole lot of skin.
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Yeah. We gonna have
to read this together.
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- (TINA MUMBLES)
- (CALVIN LAUGHS)
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- (CALVIN STAMMERING)
- We can do more than read.
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- Okay?
- (MUMBLES)
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Are you happy now, Malcolm?
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- No. No, no.
- Yeah. No, look, look.
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- Look what you did. No, don't run away.
- No.
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Look at what you did, Malcolm.
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Got them a freaky-ass book.
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Baby, before we go back out there,
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can you please
just fix this mess with Dave?
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There's nothing to fix.
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Dave's moving.
We'll get new neighbors.
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(SIGHS) Baby, it's just weird to me.
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Everything is changing.
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We're about to start a whole
new chapter in our lives.
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The boys are married now.
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They're gonna have their hands full
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with their new families soon.
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Honestly, it's just scary.
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It's going to be okay when
it's just the two of us, right?
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Is that what you're worried about?
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- Well...
- Babe,
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you're looking at this all wrong.
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All right? We're not losing our kids.
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We're gaining more of each other.
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I guess that's true.
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It is true.
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- We can do whatever we want to.
- Yeah.
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- We can travel, take a cruise.
- Yeah.
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We can visit all the countries
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where they drive
on the wrong side of the road.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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We can do whatever,
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because we are Calvin and Tina Butler.
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- Yes, we are.
- Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Tina.
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Sorry about all this.
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The last thing you need today
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is Grover squatting in your house.
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Grover's in our house?
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Long story, babe.
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But the upshot here is,
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he is not very happy
about this Michigan thing.
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TINA: (SIGHS) Yup.
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Neither am I.
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You-you think we are?
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Do you know that moving is one
of life's top five stressors,
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- right next to death of a spouse?
- Really?
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- Does no one read my Substack?
- Uh...
251
00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,640
When we moved here?
252
00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:16,710
Oh, my God, that was so stressful.
253
00:11:16,770 --> 00:11:18,716
I remember the first time
I tried to get on the freeway.
254
00:11:18,740 --> 00:11:21,140
There were so many cars,
and nobody would let me in,
255
00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,310
and I had to pull over
onto the shoulder.
256
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,780
Yeah, and you called me,
and I had to come get you.
257
00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:29,820
Yeah, and you brought me
a smoothie and a Xanax.
258
00:11:31,350 --> 00:11:33,266
You know, I remember when you
first took me to the barbershop.
259
00:11:33,290 --> 00:11:37,190
Ha. Yeah, I still don't know
what I was thinking there.
260
00:11:37,290 --> 00:11:38,790
I learned so much.
261
00:11:38,890 --> 00:11:41,660
Who knew that you could
buy shrimp at a barbershop?
262
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,530
Where am I going
to buy shrimp in Michigan?
263
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:48,200
Well, at a store.
264
00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:50,340
But I hear you.
265
00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:52,670
Oh. Uh, you're still here.
266
00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:54,910
Uh, the bartender is out
of Butterbeer,
267
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,580
which is interesting, because
268
00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:59,180
someone thought
that Butterbeer was silly.
269
00:11:59,310 --> 00:12:00,780
Turns out, it's super popular.
270
00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,620
Gemma. Mama.
271
00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:06,820
Well, that's because
you invited so many nerds.
272
00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:11,030
Also, uh, Courtney's
Grandmama Willie Ann...
273
00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:12,690
- Oh, yeah.
- She lost her dentures.
274
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,760
So, uh, has anybody seen a set
of bottom teeth?
275
00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:19,530
Oh, that reminds me.
Remember that time
276
00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:21,900
you were watching Grover,
and he lost a baby tooth,
277
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,570
and you gave him a ten-dollar bill?
278
00:12:23,670 --> 00:12:26,540
(CHUCKLES) That's when I knew
I needed glasses,
279
00:12:26,670 --> 00:12:28,980
'cause I thought it was a one.
280
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,110
Yeah, I remember that,
and we got so mad,
281
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:32,730
because we used to only get a quarter.
282
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:35,220
Yeah, it took me four teeth
to get one can of soda.
283
00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:40,060
You know, that's what's gonna
make this so hard.
284
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,460
We've had so many
great memories in this house.
285
00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:45,730
I mean, the amount of times that
I've heard, "Get out, Dave."
286
00:12:45,830 --> 00:12:47,060
(LAUGHTER)
287
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,400
And you never got out.
288
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:54,240
- Until now.
- Until now.
289
00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:00,740
We have company?
290
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,450
You don't live here.
291
00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,380
We're just reminiscing, honey.
292
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,790
Talking about how hard
this move is going to be.
293
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:14,060
Yeah. Malcolm and Marty have
been like my big brothers.
294
00:13:14,190 --> 00:13:15,660
Yes, we have.
295
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,790
Hey, uh, you remember when
we taught you how to play poker?
296
00:13:18,890 --> 00:13:21,060
Oh, yes.
And you gave me my first beer.
297
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,200
What?!
298
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:23,530
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
299
00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:25,470
You gave him a beer?!
300
00:13:29,370 --> 00:13:32,110
This is going to be hard on all of us.
301
00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:34,640
Even though some of us won't say it.
302
00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:39,480
- Here they are.
- Hey, sorry to bother you,
303
00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:41,280
but did you want to... I don't know...
304
00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:42,620
join your wedding?
305
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:43,990
Oh.
306
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:46,350
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
307
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,760
No, no. No, no, no.
308
00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:50,560
You, too.
309
00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:56,700
Hey, buddy,
glad to see you back out here.
310
00:13:56,800 --> 00:14:01,200
Yeah, but don't expect me to be
my usual bubbly self, okay?
311
00:14:02,270 --> 00:14:04,140
I won't. But remember,
312
00:14:04,270 --> 00:14:06,810
you were not on board at all
when we moved here.
313
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,240
But you found your place.
314
00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:10,780
Yes. And you know what?
315
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:14,980
In Kalamazoo, you're gonna be
the cool California kid.
316
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,620
You think that's true?
317
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,490
Absolutely.
318
00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:20,320
You've been to Laker games.
319
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:23,490
You-you go to school with
an extra from Stranger Things.
320
00:14:23,590 --> 00:14:26,960
You saw Judge Judy in a Whole Foods.
321
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,370
I'll be a god.
322
00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:34,800
Son, we both will.
323
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,470
Okay.
324
00:14:36,570 --> 00:14:38,340
JULIAN: Your attention, please.
325
00:14:38,470 --> 00:14:40,140
And now, it's that time.
326
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,040
Let's hear it
for the father of the grooms,
327
00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:44,910
Mr. Calvin Butler!
328
00:14:44,980 --> 00:14:47,580
- (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
- Yeah! Let's go, Pops!
329
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,020
CALVIN: Hey, Tina, come here.
330
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:50,950
Well, uh...
331
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,260
(CLEARS THROAT) Thanks for
coming tonight, everybody.
332
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,520
We appreciate you being here.
It's a lovely night.
333
00:14:56,620 --> 00:15:00,030
I see so many friends
and neighbors here, and
334
00:15:00,130 --> 00:15:02,100
this is the greatest
neighborhood in the world.
335
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,430
TINA: Yes, it is.
336
00:15:03,530 --> 00:15:06,430
And Tina and I are blessed
in so many ways.
337
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,670
(CHEERING)
338
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:13,480
Malcolm, Marty,
you've grown to be great men.
339
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,710
Courtney, Mercedes,
340
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,710
welcome to the family.
341
00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:20,320
Thank you.
342
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,750
And soon, you'll be
having families of your own.
343
00:15:22,850 --> 00:15:26,350
Well, uh, uh, Marty kind of
got a bit of a head start.
344
00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:29,020
Uh, head start, right here.
345
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:32,060
Oh, and, uh, for the record,
we will not be babysitting
346
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,760
all three grandbabies at once.
347
00:15:33,860 --> 00:15:35,960
Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh! Yes, we will!
348
00:15:36,030 --> 00:15:37,670
Thank you, Mom.
349
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,070
Well, I stand corrected.
350
00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:40,540
(LAUGHTER)
351
00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:42,740
And while this night is
about celebration,
352
00:15:42,870 --> 00:15:46,470
I have to acknowledge
that it's also bittersweet.
353
00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:50,250
While we are welcoming
new family members,
354
00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:53,480
we're saying goodbye to others.
355
00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:55,220
The Johnsons.
356
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,550
MAN: Johnsons!
357
00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:00,890
And I'm-I'm gonna have
to keep it real, y'all.
358
00:16:00,990 --> 00:16:02,990
You know, I wasn't feeling Dave
at first, you know.
359
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,290
Remember the little short-shorts?
360
00:16:05,390 --> 00:16:06,560
Just inappropriate.
361
00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:08,160
- Inappropriate.
- Inappropriate.
362
00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:10,070
(CALVIN MUTTERING)
363
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:14,040
But you know,
since I am keeping it real,
364
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,570
I have to say that...
365
00:16:17,370 --> 00:16:20,380
...you turned out
to be a great neighbor, man.
366
00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:25,480
And?
367
00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:29,420
And, um... and a good friend.
368
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,350
- Oh.
- CALVIN: Yeah, there we go.
369
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:33,090
That's good.
370
00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:35,390
(DAVE SIGHS)
371
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:37,690
And?
372
00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:41,800
Hey, whatever, man.
My best friend, y'all.
373
00:16:41,930 --> 00:16:43,330
(CHEERING)
374
00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:48,400
And?
375
00:16:51,070 --> 00:16:53,580
I'm going to miss you, man.
376
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,280
I love you, too.
377
00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:57,210
I... I... I did not say that.
378
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,980
I did not say that.
379
00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:00,480
Yes, you did.
380
00:17:00,580 --> 00:17:03,390
- I speak Calvin. Okay, my turn.
- Yeah, Dave...
381
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,726
And I'm gonna keep this short
and sweet. Don't worry about it.
382
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:08,520
Now to quote one of our great poets,
383
00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:11,460
who spoke of the power of love...
384
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:14,660
Of course,
I'm speaking of... Huey Lewis.
385
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:19,170
I've got some news for you.
386
00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:23,310
The journey is long, but the destin...
387
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,816
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
388
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:27,680
- Hey!
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
389
00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:37,850
♪
390
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:46,230
Well, do you really need to take
that box of charging cables?
391
00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:47,690
Well, I don't know what they go to.
392
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,100
What if I find the thing later?
393
00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:50,930
How am I going to charge it?
394
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,400
"Take to L.A."?
395
00:17:54,470 --> 00:17:57,370
Did you bring those with you
when you moved here?
396
00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:00,640
I don't know what they go to!
397
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,310
Hey, uh, Calvin?
398
00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:07,750
Yeah, man.
399
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,380
I want you to have this.
400
00:18:10,150 --> 00:18:13,190
Thank you, Dave.
I'll... I'll treasure it.
401
00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:17,830
What is it?
402
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,790
Well, it's called SCOBY.
403
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,030
It's the mother yeast
I've used for years
404
00:18:22,130 --> 00:18:23,900
to make my famous kombucha.
405
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,300
Well, uh, uh, I can't accept this.
406
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,740
No. No, no, no.
407
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:32,310
No, Mother is far too delicate
to make the trip.
408
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,140
But now you can make your own booch.
409
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,980
And a piece of me will...
410
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,250
always be in your gut.
411
00:18:47,290 --> 00:18:49,290
We'll throw it away
as soon as they leave.
412
00:18:50,090 --> 00:18:52,760
Yeah, I think I'm gonna leave it
for the new neighbors.
413
00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:59,830
Oh. Mr. Calvin?
414
00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:01,700
- Yeah.
- Um...
415
00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:06,270
Thank you, Mr. Calvin, for everything.
416
00:19:06,370 --> 00:19:08,480
You've taught me a lot.
417
00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:11,310
Okay.
418
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:13,520
Oh!
419
00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:17,820
(CHUCKLES) Well, all right.
420
00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:24,190
(INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER)
421
00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:26,790
Well...
422
00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:28,200
I guess this is it.
423
00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:31,400
- Yeah.
- Oh, wait. I almost forgot.
424
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:35,600
Oh. Is this the key to our house?
425
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:38,540
We'd only been here a few weeks
when you gave it to us.
426
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,240
It meant so much.
427
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,210
It was the greatest day of my life.
428
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:46,210
And bear in mind, I married him
and gave birth to his child.
429
00:19:47,650 --> 00:19:49,920
You know what? Thank you, but...
430
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:51,520
you keep it.
431
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:54,220
Our door is always open.
432
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:57,630
This neighborhood will always
be your home.
433
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,330
Well, all right.
434
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,270
Oh, come on. Ah.
435
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,570
Mmm.
436
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:07,900
(MUMBLES) Come on, buddy.
Give it here, man.
437
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,776
- Get in there.
- TINA: I'm gonna miss you, lady.
438
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,440
- Dave.
- GEMMA: Me, too. You take care.
439
00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:13,240
- Tina.
- Oh, Dave.
440
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,410
- Take care, man.
- Okay. Here we go.
441
00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:17,880
- All right.
- Bye, guys.
442
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,426
- Love you.
- Seat belt, Grover. Seat belt.
443
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:20,696
- Love you, too.
- All right, guys. Be good.
444
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,720
TINA: Aw. Gonna miss you.
445
00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:27,150
Y'all make sure y'all come back
and visit anytime!
446
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,460
But call first.
447
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:40,070
Well, that's that.
448
00:20:40,130 --> 00:20:43,240
This neighborhood
will never be the same.
449
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:46,910
So, you ready
to meet our new neighbors?
450
00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:48,580
I'm gonna need a minute.
451
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,780
I'm not ready to break in a new Dave.
452
00:20:50,886 --> 00:20:52,366
(LAUGHS)
453
00:20:56,044 --> 00:21:01,202
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454
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:04,006
♪ Welcome to the block, welcome
to my neck of the woods ♪
455
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:06,136
♪ Where it never was perfect
but it's better than good ♪
456
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,236
♪ Check on my neighbors and do
what we can do for them ♪
457
00:21:08,260 --> 00:21:10,306
♪ It's new for some, for others
it's the veteran hood ♪
458
00:21:10,330 --> 00:21:12,376
♪ It's the block, not a lot,
but it's all we really got ♪
459
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,516
♪ As they gentrifying the areas,
they will never stop ♪
460
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,900
♪ So the next-door gotta stick
together, and we know that ♪
461
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,246
♪ Would you watch mine? 'Cause
you know I got your back ♪
462
00:21:19,270 --> 00:21:21,910
♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
463
00:21:22,010 --> 00:21:23,680
♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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