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Hi, Brad.

Gwen? Oh, hi, hi.

Am I interrupting something?

Interrupting something?

No, no, no, no, no.

As a matter of fact, I was just sitting
here.

Hey, Brad, you sound like you're out of
breath.

Is something the matter?

Well, uh...

It was the stairs in the apartment.

Yeah, the stairs.

I was just sitting here, catching my

breath after running up the stairs.

Brad, there aren't any stairs in your
apartment.

Oh. Well, actually, it was the elevator.

Yeah, the elevator. The button's in the
elevator.

It takes a lot of...

effort to push the buttons in the
elevator, you know what I mean?

Brad, what the hell's going on over
there?

You sound like you're getting your rocks
off or something.

Yeah, something like that.

Why didn't you say so? That's just what
I called about.

Listen, I enjoyed our little reunion so
much last week that I thought we might

do it again sometime.

Like how about this afternoon?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm at the restaurant. Why don't you
meet me here?

I'll be right over.

All right.

Bye -bye.

Jerk off.

I'm gonna peep that. Be careful, the
oven's hot.

I bet it is. Oh, oh, for Christ's sake,
my back!

Hi

there.

Care to order anything?

Uh, yeah, just a Coke for now, thanks.

Oh, rotten.

Classes started this week.

Whatever made me think I could hack
being a grad student, I'll never know.

You know, neither do I.

All those cards you sent from Colorado
just said what a great time you were

having.

So what do you do?

You come back here.

And you study chemistry yet?

Well, look, if you try being a
songwriter, you're a fool.

Unless you're Stephen Sondheim or
somebody.

Let me in!

I need a cup.

Thanks.

Here's your cup.

Gwen, how you doing?

Hi, Penny. How are you?

Fine. Brad Collins.

Penny Crowell. Hi. Hi. I'll take your
food order now, but there may be a wait.

There's something going on in the
kitchen.

Just a double cheeseburger, please.
Medium.

Nothing for me, thanks.

I don't think I'll eat.

At least not yet, anyway.

Oh, man, I know that look in your eyes.

I assume you want to wear me out this
week, too, huh?

Oh, you should be flattered, Mr.
Collins.

Oh, I am, Miss Hunt.

Uh -uh, you forgot.

It's Mrs. Archie Billingsley now.

Well, I don't mind if you don't.

So how is married life, anyway?

Very comfortable.

Well, your husband happens to own three
restaurants.

You know, he's opening up two more out
of state.

Keep shooting free pizza. Pretty nice.

Well, I guess it could be, if I saw more
of Archie.

Oh? How much more?

Oh, about... Never mind.

Mona, I need a double cheeseburger.

Old Archie puts business before
pleasure, huh?

Now, that must be pretty rough on
somebody with an appetite like yours.

Listen, smartass.

I like Archie for other things besides
sex.

You know, you should be as enterprising
as he is.

Don't remind me. I could use the money.

What for? Child support?

Very funny.

Say, remember those old, uh...

dirty ballads that I used to write when
we were dating.

I'm having them published.

Remember them? God, I get embarrassed
just thinking about them. I remember

we stayed up till four in the morning
trying to think of rhymes for, uh,

Oh, well, let's see.

There's, uh, dick, and, uh, lick,

stick, prick.

Christ, you haven't changed, have you?

We used to have some pretty good times
together.

Just because I'm married doesn't mean
those times have to stop, right?

Uh, yeah, right.

You know, we ought to do what we did
last week more often, right?

Yeah, right.

Listen, Brad, let me lay my cards on the
table.

Why don't you come up to my place and
you can lay more than cards, sweetheart?

Hey, let's try the back door, huh?

Are you crazy? Use something.

Like what?

Vegetable oil on the shelf behind me.

Get it.

Let's split. It's getting kind of noisy
in here anyway.

Come on, let's go.

Wow, that was great.

You know, it's been a long time.

You ought to call me more often.

You ought to hang around the restaurant
more often.

Listen, I've got a great idea.

You want to earn some bread?

I told you I did.

Well, Archie needs a food delivery boy
for the hot oven. You know, the one here

in Evansbrook.

And he used to have four, but...

Three of them quit because the pay
wasn't so good.

Then what the hell do I want the job
for?

Look, it's money, right?

And some is better than none.

Besides, there are fringe benefits.

That's terrific.

But I'm not that fond of pizza.

Besides, the hours are probably pretty
long, right?

Yeah. Sorry, Gwen, but I just don't feel
like spending my nights schlepping

pizza and spaghetti to a bunch of
assholes when I could be home fucking.

Listen, schmuck.

This is a college campus, right?

Right. Well, you could get to meet a lot
of nice co -eds this way.

And if that's not fringe benefits, then
I don't know what is.

Hey, you've got a point there.

You know, that's not such a bad idea
after all.

Yeah, so?

I've been looking for a chance to try
my... Huh?

What did you say?

Never mind.

What? You heard me.

I said that I would take one of your
delivery boy jobs at a dollar an hour

than what you're currently paying. On
one condition.

That you could first crack every
delivery order that comes in from a

-ed. I hear you. I say to hell with it.

I say no way. It's impossible.

Not impossible. Just a little irregular.

Look. You yourself said that Billingsley
has been bitching about keeping the

Evansbrook overhead down.

Well, this would be the perfect setup.

I hardly think the dollar difference
would compensate for the difficulty of

working out what you propose.

Besides, I don't think the decrease in
pay would rationalize the unfairness of

the deal to the other employees.

No, I won't accept your terms.

No way.

You're practically asking the hot oven
to pimp for you. You must be out of your

mind.

I can see you need some persuading.

There is nothing you could say that
would persuade me.

I didn't plan on saying anything.

You can start work tomorrow, Collins.

On your terms.

Know any more like her?

You can have her.

Yeah.

Da -da!

Woo!

Hey, I'm the new delivery boy. Where do
I... Hey, Gwen, what the hell are you

doing here?

Archie asked me to sub for one of the
girls who's on vacation.

You know, I like to help out now and
then, and when I heard you got the

Hey, I've got a feeling I'm going to
like the next two weeks. Two weeks? Yep.

That's all the time I'll need.

Huh?

I'll tell you about it later. Hey, look,
where do I report for work?

To Jack in the kitchen. I think he's in
there now. Gotta go.

Hi. I'm the delivery boy.

Uh... Which one of you is Jack?

I'm Jack.

Welcome aboard.

I think you're going to like it here.

Maybe.

Hey, tell me, do people do this often?

Just when business is slow.

It's getting on about six now, though.
Business should be picking up.

Heard about that far -out deal you made
with Glick. In -fucking -credible, man.

Why don't you grab some food, and I'll
call you when the first check orders to

go, okay? Yeah, sure.

Sure.

Yes, I did, and you know it. Oh, do I?
You sure do.

And you were the one that started it.

Bullshit.

I had the reputation as the busiest stud
on campus.

Mm -hmm. I was kind of proud of it, too,
as a matter of fact.

And he's stunned.

Mm -hmm.

Well, prove it.

How the hell is he going to do that?

I can prove it.

Look, screwing everybody in the kitchen?

When he's brought it, that don't mean
nothing.

I tell you what.

I'll make a bet with each one of you
jokers.

75 bucks.

I'll bet you that I can make it with at
least one of the chicks that I deliver

to every night for a whole two weeks.

Now, wait a minute. A different chick
every night, one chick every night for

whole weeks.

Oh, come on.

Hey, I'm dead serious.

All right, if you don't.

Well, then I pay each of you 75 bucks.

Wait a minute. How are we going to know
if you pull it off?

I'll give you positive evidence that I
did.

Oh, come on.

Look, what have you got to lose?

Yeah. All right, smartass, you're on.

Okay.

Seventy -five bucks.

Okay? Right.

All right? We'll go.

Good.

I love it.

Well, it looks like we went for seventy
-five bucks.

Don't count on it.

Yeah, it would be nice to have. Okay,
the best way.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Okay,

coffee break's over.

Collins, here's your first pigeon. Pick
up a pepperoni pizza to go on the way

out, and have fun.

Yep.

Gee, it's going to be nice getting that
75 bucks, guys, huh?

Oh, it's true.

I'm sorry, miss. We're closed.

I'm just waiting for Beth Collins.

Mind if I come inside?

Oh, no. Come right in.

Oh,

hey. Here's my date for the evening.

Hey, there's some people I want you to
meet. Gang, this is Bonnie. Hey, Bonnie.

Oh, come on.

No, that's my name. Here.

Bonnie. Bonnie.

They still have a bitch. It is.

Hey, how much you pay to do this? I
don't know what you're talking about.

doesn't know what you're talking about.

Hey, I think we'd better get going.

Good night, gang.

See you tomorrow.

Hey, have a good time. Yeah, good night,
everybody. Nice meeting you. Take care.

Bye.

Look at this.

Bonnie Bunny, 27 Rivershore, room 302,
one large pepperoni.

Oh, wow.

Unbelievable.

Unbelievable. Well, look, that doesn't
mean it's going to happen every night.

Oh, God.

Back to work.

Well, here we are.

Far out.

Yeah, well, I call it home.

It looks, um, comfy.

Yeah, well, I know how to make it

feel comfy.

This was Tuesday night.

Notice the calendar in the background.

That was my first night.

And I have Wednesday and Thursday here,
too.

Fuck it, we believe you.

Oh, what?

Don't you want to, uh... Uh -uh. I never
fuck on my coffee bread.

You know, it kind of makes it too hot to
get back to work.

Coffee break's over.

Brad, you have another delivery to make.

Sure thing, Jack.

You know, something tells me you guys
are going to be at a lot of bread.

Wait a second there, Chris. You're on a
diet, remember?

It's a small pie. No, you can't have
any.

I'm telling you, you're on a diet,
remember?

And don't forget, not one piece.

You can't have one. I'm telling you,
that diet, you're sticking to it. You

eat none of this. Now, that's it. None.

I'm telling you, none.

Remember how this diet went? Not one
piece. Not one bite. Nothing.

I think I'll eat the whole thing.

Well, I just gave Blick my notice.

And the two weeks are up. I think each
of you owes me $75, right? Oh, wait a

minute. Oh, you wait a minute. I have
the records of all the chicks he's

delivered food to.

We met them all. He showed us the film.
What more do you want?

Oh, come on, Jack.

No, Mona, I think he's right.

We never thought you'd do it.

It's not such a stupid idea.

If we thought you were going to do it,
we never would have taken the bet.

Listen, guys, you know, I should have
told you something about Brad.

He never bets on anything, unless it's a
sure thing.

Well, I'll see to it that Glick deducts
$75 in paychecks and sends it to you.

Brad, there's one thing I want to know.

How did you do it?

Well, actually, it was kind of simple.

You see, I'm a chemistry student, and I
have formulated the world's first

genuine aphrodisiac.

Aphro -what?

Aphrodisiac. You know, you eat it, it
makes you horny. It's like a Spanish

Right. So I just sprinkled a little bit
of it onto every pizza and sandwich that

I delivered, flirted with the ladies a
little bit, and it was easy.

Oh, I also taped a little card on the
inside of every pizza box.

It says, Hi there, my name is Brad
Collins.

I get off work at 2 a .m. Why don't you
stop by the hot oven and maybe we can

have some fun.

So the girls eat the spiked food, get a
load of the card, a head full of ideas.

It was simple.

Out of 12 to 15 girls that I deliver to
every night, odds are it was going to

work on at least one, right?

So I'll just take my little bottle of
aphrodisiac and be on my way.

Hey, come on, guys. Where is it? Where's
what?

The bottle of aphrodisiac. A tall bottle
with green liquid. I put it up next to

the Tabasco sauce.

That was the aphrodisiac?

Yeah, so?

Oh, Herbie, you didn't.

I thought that was the olive oil. I've
been using it all day on the pizzas, the

spaghettis, everything.

Oh, no, no. Oh, my God. Not the pizzas
and the spaghettis. Oh, no. Oh,

perfect.

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with you? Stop.

Tom, please wait for a man.

I know you promise you won't.

Tom, please, you promised.

Please, Tom, stop.

Now, Tom, please.

Tom, you should respect me, Tom. Please,
stop it. Tom, what's wrong with you?

You're a maniac.

Stop it.

Tom!

Tom,

please, control yourself. What are you
doing?

That's enough. That's enough, Tom.
You've gone far enough.

That's enough.

No, Tom, please, no, Tom. No, please,
Tom, no.

Tom, please, please, Tom, stop, Tom.

Tom, please!

Thank you.

Thank you.