All language subtitles for Trailer.Park.Boys.S06E01.DVDRip.XviD-WAT

I got out of jail about two
months ago. Julian decided

he was going to stay in jail, he
was making really good money

and I'm proud of him but I don't
miss jail this time. Working with my dad.

He got me into recycling. It's
not great money but it's not bad.

You know, we basically go around
and people have their recycles out

and they freak out, "Hey, what
are you doing, taking my recycles?"

and it's like "Hey, it's at the
curb. We own it, not you".

And I'm happy with that. I
think Lucy's proud of me too.

We're basically back together in
my opinion.

Ricky and I are totally not back
together. He stays on the front lawn

but he's not allowed in the
trailer cause I got all these bees

coming in with him and just, the
smell is too bad, it's not attractive.

Well, I'm not allowed in the
trailer. Apparently there's

a bit of a smell because of the
recycles and there's fucking bees

and hornets and wasps and shit
everywhere but, she spent

Friday night in my car. We got
drunk and stuff, so what does that mean?

Lucy loves me and I love her.

Ricky and I have an understanding.
He's here for Trin and to help out

with the lot fees, especially
now that Barb's all freaked

about that, fucking whore bitch.
And he and I hook up occasionally,

but basically I want to keep my
options open. You know, like.

Lucy, do you want any of these
Old Milawakenee cans with the red,

put them up on the cupboards in
the kitchen, that would look great.

No, that's cool but thanks. If I
need any, I'll come get one.

Oh I got lots here.

Great. Thanks awesome.
Thanks man.

Fuck. Fucker.

[sound of bee]

[banging]

Ricky! Ricky! Rick! Ricky!
Chill out, it's a bee.

I got stung by one of those
bumble cock suckers again.

Do you have any of that bee suave?

Salve?

[music]

Lucy I'm going to work. Gonna
get drunk with the old man, alright.

Yeah, go ahead.

Nobody called did they? Any messages?

You know what. I'm not your
secretary. I'm not your mom.

And you don't even live here.
Get your friends to stop calling here.

Lucy, don't be like that. Come
on, my old man's

going through a hard time. He
needs me right now.

Life is fantastic. I'm telling
ya, I've got everything I need now.

A lot of guys have a tough time
when they get out of jail

making a fresh start, but look I
got, I got my truck sleeper, I
own that.

I don't pay any lot fees. Power
from the trailer next door.

I got all the hot water I need.
Free cable. Lahey doesn't know.

Randy doesn't know. Me and Rick
are making a great living

doing the cans. Bubbles is
living back there with me, we
got the whole family.

I mean, I, I feel like I'm the
luckiest guy in the world.

I mean, so help me god. Help my
fuck, it's, life is great.

[cat meow]

Tell me what you think of the rat wheel.

You like that?
Is that going to be a hit?

After some tense negotiations
with Barb Lahey, I worked out

a deal where I could move my shed
on this lot and just pay half lot fees.

I mean, it's still a lot of
money for me, but I've been
managing it, just barely.

I've always wanted to open
something called the "Kittyland
Love Centre",

a daycare centre for cats and
I've always been too afraid
because

Mr. Lahey and Randy would just
ruin it on me with all the drinking

and the craziness. But I'm
starting to think this is time.
Open up Kittyland.

It's over. I'm breaking up with
Mr. Lahey. I've tried everything

with him but the drinking is out
of control. We tried the twelve steps.

I even drank with him, mixed his
drinks. Tried smoking

some dope with him to quit the
drinking but nothing seemed to work.

He's lost complete control of
this trailer park and that's
where I draw the line.

Mr. Lahey, Mr. Lahey. What the
hell happened? Where's the roof
of our car?

Wake up Mr. Lahey. Come on.

[groan]

Come on Mr. Lahey.

[mumbling]

Morning Rand.

What happened to the car?
Barb's going to freak.

Geez Rand, I don't remember
shit. What are we going to do boy.

You're going to watch this tape Mr. Lahey.

I hope you see what you're
really like when you're drunk.

It's over Mr. Lahey. I'm leaving
you, for good.

Well, I'm sorry to hear about
you and Jim.

If there's one thing I can
relate to, it's trying your
damnedest

to make things work with that
man. It is not easy.

Barb?

Yes Rand?

The reason I stopped by is to
tell you that I'll do anything

to be the supervisor of this
trailer park.

Randy, you didn't leave Jim just
because you want to run the park!

No Barb, it's because I care.
I've been watching Mr. Lahey
really closely

for the last few years and I think
I can do this. Or I could put out

some resumes to some other
parks. How can I prove it to you?

Mr. Lahey? Wake up Mr. Lahey.

Hi Deputy Rand, how you doing?

Nice day for the race. What are
you doing Rand?

A little surveillance Mr. Lahey.

Doing a little surveillance are
you? Well, would you like a
little show Rand?

A little, little show, a little
Lahey show? That would be nice
wouldn't it.

Oh, check this one out. I'm
going to do a wrap around.

Oh fuck, look what you made me
do Randy.

[bottle smashing]

You want a show?

When was that?

I'll tell you what Randy.
There's uh,

one particular trailer park
resident who has got to go.

Go?

That's right, go. So if you can
manage to make that happen,

i.e. evict that person, then I'm
going to know that you are up to

the big challenge of running the
park and I might see my way

to making some kind of
arrangement. How does that sound?

That sounds great.
Thank you Barb.

Uh, Randy?

Look, look Randy. I'm mowing the
air Rand. I'm mowing the air.

Geez!

You're the best assistant trailer
park supervisor anybody ever had.

You get up in the morning, and
make me my coffee and you go to
the Commission Rand. Now!

Fuck!

Randy turn the fucking thing
off. You're embarrassing
yourself boy.

I'm taping you Mr. Lahey, so
when you're straight,

you can watch your little show
here. You pissed yourself Mr. Lahey.

Officer uh, Ted Johnson, gave me
his, um, his card.

And uh, it's his personal line
if ever I should need him.

Now you know he call screens you
and Jim for obvious reasons

but if you tell him that I gave
you this card and call that number,

you might find that you get a
little bit of help today.

Go slow Randy and don't be
afraid to ask for help.

Thanks Barb. Listen I've got
some frozen burgers

and I was wondering if I could
put them in your freezer until I
find a new place to live?

Ray! Can you not throw your
dirty old piss jugs around please?

Hey Dad, got you some more piss jugs.

Oh excellent boy.
You're right on man.

Ray, there's got to be a better
system than this peeing in jugs.

You're going to make Barb Lahey mad.

Barb doesn't care Bubbs,
it's an empty lot.

It's not like they're right out
in the open. Don't worry about it.

Way of the road buddy.

Yeah, I don't know if you
noticed or not Ray, but you're
not on the road.

Your rig cab doesn't move an inch.

Way of the road, Bubbs.

Ray used to be on the road as a
trucker and that's what truckers do.

They're driving along and
they've got deadlines to meet,

they don't want to pull in, park
their truck, walk in, take a pee
in the toilet

and get back out and get on the
road. They just have an old jug.

And they put their bird in it, have
a pee, cap it off and once it's full,

they just drill the fucking
thing out on the highway.
I mean, I don't agree with it.

I see where they're coming from,
trying to make their deadlines,

but Ray's been firing them all
over the park, like he's still
driving a truck.

Here buddy, get this into you.
I'm on my third.

We're getting fucking today.

Ricky! You're supposed to pick
Julian up at jail.

He's been calling all morning.

Well, I didn't know. I'm sure
he's called Astronaut Cock

and Snoopy the Fuckdog by now.
They'll take care of it.

Who's Astronaut Cock and Snoopy
the Fuckdog?

The counselors in jail said that
we were too dependent on Ricky

for our happiness and that that
was a bad thing.

They also said that he was like
a father to us or something.

Yeah. Then they told us that we
had to think more for ourselves.

So we did, and now we have a store.
And it's ours. Like it's all ours.

It's Sarah's too, but it's
mostly ours.

Well, Corey and Trevor have been
out of jail for a little while

and I'm really encouraging them
to branch out on their own.

One of the things that I think
is important for them is that
they have

something from within to give
them self-respect so they're not

constantly looking for approval
from Ricky and Julian.

So they've started their own
convenience store,

and I think that's gonna really
do a lot for their self-esteem.

It's a pretty big accomplishmet
for me to be running a store

cause growing up in the park, I
always looked up to the guys

that were running the store.
Almost as much as I looked up to Ricky,

but you know, that didn't turn
out to be a good thing.

The counselor said I was
dependent on him and that I
shouldn't do that.

So I was like, well I'll take a
negative and turn it into a positive

and become a store, a store
owner like all the guys I looked
up to as a kid.

Morning gentlemen.
Did you see Randy about?

No dude. But I heard you broke
up with the cheeseburger walrus?

Onion ring sasquatch!

[laughter]

[shouting]

You better step off Mr. Lahey.

Step off where Trevor?

Shit ledge.

Excuse me! What the hell is

Stop acting hard in the store Mr. Lahey!

Sarah!

Excuse me! Trevor! Trevor, drop him.

Stay there.

These guys were juxtaposing
unusual animal names

and greasy fat food products,
calling Randy names.

Is that true, you were calling
Randy names?

I called him a cheeseburger walrus.

I called him an onion ring
sasquatch cause he is!

Hey.

You guys stop it right now!

Mr. Lahey. Look we'll give you
whatever you want on the house, okay?

What can I get you?

Couple of packs of smokes.

Two of packs of smokes, let's go.

Do you want some matches, Mr.Lahey?

Shove em Trevor.

[alarm rings]

Jail has been awesome this time.
Like I'm saying,

it's been so good I decided to
stay a couple of extra months.

It turns out that two of the
prison guards used to go to

high school with me so basically
I've been able to do whatever

the hell I want to in here.
Let's go, let's go. So, I took this

online real estate course,
started making potato vodka

and I sold a shitload. Like
after paying the capper and the pumper,

I cleared eighty-six hundred
bucks. Alright guys, as soon as
it's gone, it's gone.

I'm going home today. So when I
get out today, I'm going to take

every cent I got and invest it
in real estate. I'm going to buy
and sell property.

And make a shitload of money.
Like I'm talking serious money.

Retirement money. And it's all legal.

[telephone rings]

Hello? Corey and Trevor
speaking. Hey Julian.

I was so proud of Corey and
Trevor today. Julian called

from jail and asked them to come
pick him up which normally

they wouldn't be able to say no
to, and they said no, right away.

They didn't even ask. So it
looks like Julian's going to have

to find a couple of suckers in
the park to do his dirty work.

[loud music]

Fuck, I didn't think anybody was
going to pick me up. Right on boys.

Hop in man.

[loud music]

Julian, I got two special ladies
I want you to meet, you know
what I'm saying.

This here is Erin and that's
Rhonda, you know what I'm saying.

Jules, check it out. I'm going
to be a dad, ma-fucker,

not once but two times, dawg, two times.

Congratulations man.

Thanks ma-fucker, you know what
I'm saying. Shit's changing B.

What do you mean?

Hey, you ladies want to roll inside
for a minute while I talk to Jules,

you know what I'm saying. Peace
out. Peace out little ma-fck.
Peace out.

Alright there. Peace out, peace
out little ma-fuck. Take care of
those little ma-fcks.

Aight! Jules, I'm going to have
to leave the rap game dawg straight.

See I told you man, serious man.

You serious?

Yeah man.

Dead serious dawg.

It's a sad day, but he knows what he gotta do.

Raise his kids, try and become a man.

Now I needs scrilla cause I got big
responsibilities up my candy, don't I?

I needs scrilla you know what
I'm saying for formula, high chairs,

you know what I'm saying,
strollers for those little ma-fuckers

once they born, once they drop.
Barb all up my grill talking bout how

I'm behin in my lot fees, she
going to kick me out of the park.

Calm down man, relax man, relax.

No, it's going to be aight, I
know everything's going to be aight,

but right now it's just hord!
You own me fifty bucks dawg.

For what?

Bam! Uh, what?! Bam! Made a
spoiler for you dawg!

J Roc, it's made out of hockey
sticks and a piece of wood.

Yeah, but it's ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tight!

And it's eight hours custom man?

Saying, you down?

You feeling it?

Yeah, I guess so.

Aight! Then holler at me with
some scrilla and I guess we tight.

Fuck, I'll give you twenty bucks.

Aight!

[sound of bees]

Fucking bee Ricky. Fucking bee,
get it Ricky. Get it, get that fucker.

[brakes squeal]

How are you buddy?

Julian!

Hey Bubbs!

Hey buddy!

How was jail?

Really good Rick.

Listen Julian, do you want to
get some money together for a trailer,

come work with me and the old
man. We made seventy bucks last
week recycling.

Seventy bucks each?

No, thirty bucks each, but it
was easy. Really easy.

Ray, that doesn't add up.

Moving on bud.

Well, thanks for the offer Rick
but I made eighty-six hundred bucks in jail.

What!

Yup, selling vodka.

Holy sweet fuck Julian,
that's a lot of cake.

So I'm going to get into real estate boys.
I'm going to buy a few trailers,

fix them up, sell em, make a few
bucks. Got it all figured out.

We should get drunk later and
celebrate. That's incredible.

Congratulations.

Sounds good Rick. Actually, I
gotta go talk to Lahey anyway.

Get a new trailer. So after
that, we're getting drunk.

I don't know if you want to go
talk to Lahey today.

Why?

Him and Randy broke up today.

What?

Over the liquor. It's serious
this time too because

Randy cleared out the freezer of
all his burgers.

So who's supervising the park
then?

Barb, I guess.

Which basically means we can do
whatever the fuck we want now.

Hey Rand. We have to talk bud.
Where are you going to live?

Not with you, that's for sure.

What are you doing talking to Barb?

None of your business.
Frig off Mr. Lahey.

Hey, welcome back sexian.
I mean, Julian.

Is everything okay Randy?

None of your bees wax Julian.
But know this, things are

going to be a lot different around
here from now on. A lot different.

Hey, hey, listen, I didn't come
here to fight okay. Chill out.

So, I bet you're glad to be back
on the park Julian, but you know what?

You're looking good. You
obviously did some working out
in prison, those muscles.

Yeah, a little bit. But I got my
real estate diploma in there.

Oh really?

So I want to get into real estate.
So, I'm looking for a trailer and a lot.

Nothing fancy, you know.
Something I can fix up, move into

for a little while, sell and
make some money.

Anything available.

Oh, I'm sure we can come up with
something. But I would need

the money upfront, I'm sure you
appreciate that.

Oh, of course.

This should be enough for a trailer
and here's one year's lot fees.

So when can this happen?

Well, as a matter of fact,
there's a trailer coming up this afternoon.

There's some issues with the lot,
but I'm sure we can sort something out.

Thanks for coming down. Look, Mr. Lahey
is not the reason that I called.

It's I just need some help with,
look, the whole park it's going

to shit and I didn't really know
what to do and I'm really

sorry for calling your personal line.

Randy, you know, it's alright.
Just relax. I've already talked to Barb.

She told you about the eviction?

Yeah, she did. And she also told
me to tell you that

you can't be trailer park
supervisor and the assistant supervisor

just doesn't have the authority
to do an eviction.

But, she did tell me you can be
associate trailer park supervisor.

That's a promotion.

Right on!

And uh, I heard you broke up
with Jim Lahey and I gotta say,

good for you. I don't know how
you put up with that guy for so long.

It was really tough Officer.

Hey, why don't you call me Ted?

And Randy, you know, I can
relate. I just went through a
bad break up myself.

Somebody I work with down at
the station for years.

But I'm doing good now.

You look good.

Thanks Randy.
Now let's go do this eviction.

[singing] His name is Duke. And
he is a good cat.

[police sirens]

Cops, cops. There's Randy with no pants on.

Julian, there's your new
trailer. Ray, you're a squatter,

you don't pay your lot fees, you
stole your hydro, you been

playing loud music, and you been
throwing around these urine containers

all over the park. As Associate
Trailer Park Supervisor,

I am here to inform you, you are
evicted from Sunnyvale,
effective immediately.

What the fuck are you talking
about? You can't evict him.

You don't have fucking authority
to evict him Randy.

Frig off!

What kind of a cop lets a man
with no shirt and no pants into
his police cruiser?

I think it's just a scare
tactic. Cause who wants to grab

a hold of Randy when he's just
in his underwear, then there's

just that one piece of fabric separating
you from his, from his package.

Cause I mean, when he has his
pants on, he can only get his legs

so far apart and he's, doesn't
have that much balance.

But when he's in his underwear,
you know, he can get like a football player

and he's hard to knock over
then. Big coagulated gravy hot
dog bun bastard.

You're not evicting me. I'm
leaving, you hear me buddy.

You think I want to stay here.
You know what makes the park great buddy?

It's the people. You can't treat
people this way pal. I don't
want to stay here.

You're going to turn Sunnyvale
into Shittyvale, you and fucky
the drunk clown, you hear me?

I don't agree with kicking Ray
out of the park. I mean,

I do see the point that the
trailer park has here that Ray doesn't

pay lot fees and he lives in a
old rig sleeper there, he's basically

a squatter and he does throw a
lot of piss jugs around. Nobody enjoys those.

You know something buddy? Oh
fuck, that's great.

You know what, I'm going to a
much better place than this anyway.

You know, you wouldn't even
understand it. It's close to hospitals,

churches, the L.C., it's luxury
beyond your wildest dreams pal.

You know, you think you've done
okay for yourself don't ya.

Yeah, go climbing the social
ladder. Gone from drunk male

prostitute to associate trailer
park supervisor.

You'll pay for this Randy.

Way to go, Mr. Ambitious!

Randy!

Frig off Randy!

When my dad got kicked out of
the park, I was really pissed off.

But I talked to him about it and
he's actually pretty cool with
the whole idea.

I got a truck coming to get his
rig sleeper and all of his stuff.

And I guess he found this great
place, lots of nature and

animals running around. And a
lot of open space and he says

he's got free cable and
everything's included with his rent

and his rent's really cheap I guess.
I just can't wait to check it out,

it sounds like he's got a
really, really nice place to live.

That feels pretty level Dad.

Think that's got it buddy.
Listen, thanks for the tow. I
really appreciate it.

No problem. You sure you won't
come back to the park?

No.
Not as long as those two dicks are there.

Lahey and Randy running the
place, I'm never coming back Rick.

Alright. Well, I gotta take off.

Okay buddy?

- You okay?
- Yup, fine.

Listen Ricky. Don't tell anyone
I'm living at the dump okay.

You got it Dad.

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