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What the hell is that?
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What the hell is that? Is that you?
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- Boy, you're really not a morning person.
- Just back off!
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Get up! Get up! Get up!
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What is that noise?
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You.
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It's the chick.
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She's going through some changes.
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What kind of changes?
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Well, the vet seems to think
that she's becoming a rooster.
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We're getting a second opinion.
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Hey, what are you doing shopping
at 8 in the morning?
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Well, I've been up since 6...
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...thanks to somebody's
dumb-ass rooster.
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You guys,
you really should get rid of those animals.
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They shouldn't be in an apartment.
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Yeah, especially not with all these
knives and cookbooks around.
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All right, I'm gonna go to the fertility
doctor and, uh, see if I'm ready...
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...to have Frank and Alice's embryo
transferred into my uterus.
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Now, how will they know if you're ready?
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Oh, they're just gonna look and see
if my endometrial layer is thick.
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Oh, I can check that for you.
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Okay, everyone, think "thick. "
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Good luck.
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- Hey. Wish me luck.
- Hey.
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- Oh, good luck.
- Good luck.
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- And I'm still right.
- That is so not true.
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What?
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She's mad because I know
today's her laundry day...
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...and that means she's wearing
her old-lady underpants.
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I can check that for you.
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I just can't believe that you think that you
and Chandler know me and Rachel...
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...better than we know you.
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Well, we do.
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You can only eat Tic Tacs
in even numbers.
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Yeah, what's that about?
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And you. Ross,
I believe if you check Rachel's bag...
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...you will find a half-eaten box
of cookies in there.
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You're good.
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These are not.
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I'm so not impressed.
Everybody snacks when they shop.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah?
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Ross, how many items left in that bag?
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- Five.
- Okay.
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Ten bucks says that we can name
every item in that bag.
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- How many guesses do you get?
- Six.
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Challenge extended.
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- Deal.
- Challenge accepted.
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All right, we'll start with...
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...apples.
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We'll be starting with apples.
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Stop that now.
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Yes.
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Okay. Uh, tortilla chips.
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- Yogurt.
- Diet soda.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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- Orange juice.
- No, there's no orange juice in there.
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- We win.
- Ha, ha.
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They have another guess.
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Okay, well, we won that one.
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Okay. The last thing is...
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Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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No, no. Not for, like, another two weeks.
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I got it. Scotch...
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...tape.
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How did you know
she would buy Scotch tape?
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Well, we used up theirs last night
making scary faces.
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Oh, man.
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All right. Ten bucks. Fork it over.
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Cough it up. Pay the piper.
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Give me it.
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That does not mean you know us better.
I want a rematch.
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Yeah, and none of these stupid grocery
questions. Real personal questions.
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Yeah. And the winner gets 100 bucks.
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Serious?
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Are you scared?
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No.
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Okay, who makes up the questions?
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Ross will do it.
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Oh, sure, Ross will do it.
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It's not like he has a job
or a child or a life of his own.
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Well, fine. We'll ask Phoebe.
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No, no, no, I wanna play.
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Looks like your uterus
is ready for implantation.
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Oh, I knew it. I knew it.
I felt really thick this morning.
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- Ha, ha.
- Okay, so, what's now?
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Go get the eggs. Put them in there.
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Okay. It'll take just a little while
to prepare the embryos.
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- Embryos? As in more than one?
- Mm-hm. Five, actually.
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Five? Okay, where am I giving birth...
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...in a hospital
or a big box under the stairs?
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Ha, ha. We do five because
that gives you a 25-percent chance...
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...that at least one will attach.
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That's it? Twenty-five percent?
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That means that it's, like,
75-percent chance of no baby at all?
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Yeah, you know, I was thinking,
what are the odds...
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...if, like, you stuff, like,
200 of them in there?
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Sweetie, now...
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...she's a woman,
not a gumball machine.
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Okay, well, you know what? Don't worry.
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I'm gonna do this as many times
as it takes to get it right.
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Well, see, the thing is,
we kind of only have one shot.
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Um, it costs $16,000
each time you do this.
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So, um, we're kind of using all the money
we have to do it just this one time.
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Whoa.
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That's... Okay, that's a lot of pressure
on me and my uterus.
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So... Well, okay.
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So maybe there's something that I can do,
you know, just to make sure I get pregnant.
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No, I'm sorry.
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Wow, you guys
really don't know anything.
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I know. Why doesn't she get drunk?
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That worked for a bunch of girls
in my high school.
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Hey, guys. Do you realize
that any minute now...
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...Phoebe could be pregnant?
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I know, I know.
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- It's such a huge, life-altering thing.
- I know.
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The test is ready.
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Okay. Each team will answer
10 questions.
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The first team to answer
the most questions wins.
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The categories are
"Fears And Pet Peeves"...
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..."Ancient History"...
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..."Literature"...
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...and "It's All Relative. "
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Now, the coin toss,
to see who goes first.
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Okay.
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- Somebody call it this time.
- Yeah.
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Tails.
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- It's heads.
- Yeah!
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Gentlemen, pick your category.
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"Fears And Pet Peeves. "
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"What is Monica's biggest pet peeve?"
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- Animals dressed as humans.
- That's correct.
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- Ladies?
- Same category.
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Okay.
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"According to Chandler, what phenomenon
scares the bejesus out of him?"
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Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance.
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That is correct.
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The Irish jig guy?
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His legs flail about
as if independent from his body.
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Gentlemen, your pick.
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"It's All Relative. "
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"Monica and I had
a grandmother who died.
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You both went to her funeral.
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Name that grandmother. "
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- Nana?
- She has a real name.
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- Althea.
- Althea?
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- What are you doing?
- Took a shot.
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Shooting with Althea?
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- Althea is correct.
- Nice shooting.
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We'll take "Literature. "
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"Every week, the TV Guide comes
to Chandler and Joey's apartment.
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What name appears
on the address label?"
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Oh! Chandler gets it. It's Chandler Bing.
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No.
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I'm afraid the TV Guide
comes to "Chanandler Bong. "
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I knew that.
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Rachel, use your head.
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Actually, it's Miss Chanandler Bong.
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Hello, teeny embryos.
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Oh, I'm Phoebe Buffay. Hi.
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I'm hoping to be your uterus
for the next nine months.
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You should know that
we're doing this for Frank and Alice...
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...who you know. You've been there.
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Um...
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You know, they want you so much.
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So when you guys get in there,
really grab on.
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Okay, and I promise that I'll keep you
safe and warm...
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...until, you know, you're ready
to have them take you home.
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So...
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Okay.
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Oh, and also, next time you see me,
if I'm screaming, don't worry.
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That's what's supposed to happen.
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- Ready?
- Uh-huh?
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Good luck.
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All right, the score is nine to eight
in favor of the guys.
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Ladies, if you miss this,
the game is theirs. Pick your category.
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"It's All Relative"!
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- You don't have to shout everything.
- I'm sorry!
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Ooh. "What is the name
of Chandler's father's...
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...Las Vegas all-male burlesque?"
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Viva Las Gaygas.
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Unfortunately, that is correct.
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Yes.
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All right. We have a tie.
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Luckily, I've prepared
for such an event.
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- The Lightning Round.
- Ooh.
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Thirty seconds.
All the questions you can answer.
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You guys are dead.
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I am so good at Lightning Rounds.
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I majored in Lightning Rounds,
all right?
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- We're gonna destroy you.
- Want to bet?
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Oh, I'm so confused as to what
we've been doing so far.
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How about we play for more money?
Say 150?
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One hundred and fifty dollars.
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Say 200?
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Two hundred dollars.
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You're doing it again.
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Excuse me.
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- Monica, I don't want to lose $200.
- We won't.
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- Okay.
- Three hundred?
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- Monica.
- I'm just trying to spice it up.
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Okay, so then play for some pepper.
Stop spending my money.
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I got it.
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How about if we win,
they have to get rid of the rooster.
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Ooh, that's interesting.
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Hey, no way. That rooster's family.
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- Throw in the duck too.
- What do you have against the duck?
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- It doesn't make noise.
- Well, he gets the other one all riled up.
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- Look, we are not...
- All right, hold on.
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If you win...
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...we give up the bird.
- Aah!
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But if we win...
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...we get your apartment.
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Ooh!
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Deal!
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Monica, betting the apartment?
I don't know about this.
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Rachel, I have not missed
one question the whole game.
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I own this game.
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Look at my hand.
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Why, do you have the answers
written on there?
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No. Steady as a rock.
Now, are you with me?
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- All right, let's do it. Okay.
- Come on.
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All right. Gentlemen, you're up first.
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Okay.
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You have 30 seconds.
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The Lightning Round begins...
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Stop it.
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Now. "What was Monica's nickname
when she was a field-hockey goalie?"
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- Big Fat Goalie.
- Correct.
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"Rachel claims
this is her favorite movie. "
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- Dangerous Liaisons.
- Correct.
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- "Her actual favorite is?" Correct.
- Weekend at Bernie's.
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"In what part of her body did Monica
get a pencil stuck at age 14?"
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Oh!
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Ew, no!
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Her ear.
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All right, "Monica categorizes her towels.
How many categories are there?"
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- Okay, everyday use.
- Fancy.
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- Guest.
- Fancy guest.
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- Two seconds.
- Uh, eleven?
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Eleven. Unbelievable.
Eleven is correct.
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Yes!
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All right.
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That's four for the guys.
Ladies, you're up.
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All right, all right, come on!
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Thirty seconds on the clock.
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Five correct questions wins the game.
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The Lightning Round begins now.
"What is Joey's favorite food?"
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- Sandwiches.
- Correct.
250
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:48,720
"Chandler was how old
when he first touched a girl's breast?"
251
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,221
- Fourteen?
- No, 19.
252
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,764
Thanks, man.
253
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,601
"Joey had an imaginary
childhood friend.
254
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,394
- His name was... "
- Maurice.
255
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,146
- "His profession was?"
- Space cowboy.
256
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,606
Correct.
257
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,151
"What is Chandler Bing's job?"
258
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,738
Oh.
259
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,657
Oh, gosh.
It has something to do with numbers.
260
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:11,868
- And processing.
- And he carries a briefcase.
261
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,454
Ten seconds.
You need this or you lose the game.
262
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,539
It has something to do
with transponding.
263
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,792
Oh! Oh! He's a transponster.
264
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,546
That's not even a word!
265
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,717
I can get this. I can get this.
266
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,762
No!
267
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,138
Yes!
268
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:48,029
- I call Monica's room.
- You can't just call Monica's room.
269
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:51,950
Sure I can. Standard Shotgun Rules.
I'm in sight of the room and I called it.
270
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:55,703
Damn.
271
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,957
Man, I feel like I'm coming down
with something.
272
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,042
- Oh.
- Yeah.
273
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,087
Bet you can't guess what color
my tonsils are. I bet the apartment.
274
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:06,839
Oh, I would never bet this apartment.
It's too nice.
275
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,636
- Hey.
- Ooh, Pheebs, are they in there?
276
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,638
Um, yeah, uh-huh, I'm implanted.
277
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:17,392
- How do you feel?
- Well, freaked.
278
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:21,354
Because it turns out the odds
are, like, really sucky.
279
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:24,232
And this is Frank and Alice's,
like, only shot.
280
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,819
I mean, they are, like, literally putting
all their eggs in my basket.
281
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,155
Yeah, but I bet it works.
282
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,574
Really? How much?
283
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,162
All right, I'm gonna go take
a pregnancy test right now.
284
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,248
Oh, wow. You can tell this soon?
285
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,542
Well, the doctor says
it takes a couple days.
286
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:47,005
But, I mean, my body's always been
a little faster than Western medicine, so...
287
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:54,345
Oh, my God. I can't believe you guys
actually think you're moving in here.
288
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,931
Well, believe it, baby.
289
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,726
Well, I'm not moving.
290
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,185
What?
291
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:05,398
No. It was a stupid bet.
We were just playing a game.
292
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,942
You just can't ignore the bet. It's a bet.
293
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,653
You bet on a bet, and if you lose,
you lose the bet.
294
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,281
Rach, we have to move.
295
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,867
If we had lost, we would have
made them get rid of the birds.
296
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,995
No.
297
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:24,917
All right, look, I hate this as much as you,
but if it makes you feel better...
298
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,211
...this is all your fault.
299
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,090
- What?
- Chanandler Bong.
300
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,384
Come on, we steal that TV Guide
every week.
301
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,470
I knew it.
302
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,848
I don't care. I'm not going anywhere.
303
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,267
Cool. Girl roommate.
304
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,439
Well?
305
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,858
Nope, not knocked up yet.
306
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,527
It's only been a couple hours,
so just give it some time.
307
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:54,989
Yeah, all right. Meanwhile,
I'm gonna do whatever I can to help this...
308
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:59,160
...so I'm just gonna, you know,
lie in your chair, okay?
309
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:00,995
You know, just...
310
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,956
Yeah, good. I'm gonna let gravity,
you know, do its jobs.
311
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,422
Hey, Rach, can you give me a hand
with this box?
312
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:15,134
No. Put that box down.
We are not going anywhere!
313
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:19,347
This is my apartment and I like it.
314
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,682
This is a girl's apartment.
315
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:26,270
That is a boy's apartment.
It's dirty and it smells.
316
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,357
This is pretty. It's so pretty.
317
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,734
And look, and it's purple.
318
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:35,530
And I'm telling you, you with
your steady hand, I am not moving.
319
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:38,699
And now I have got the steady hand.
320
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,494
- I'll take care of it.
- That's right.
321
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,579
You do what the hand says.
322
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,969
- How'd it go?
- I lost our mattresses.
323
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,351
Are you in there, little fetus?
324
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,979
In nine months, will you come greet us?
325
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:12,942
I will buy you some Adidas
326
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,572
- Hi.
- Hi.
327
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,699
Oh, hi, Phoebe?
328
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:24,495
Um, we were just at the drugstore,
um, so we got you a little present.
329
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,916
Um, it's a lollipop
and a home pregnancy test.
330
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:33,337
Hey, don't mix those up.
You could really ruin that lollipop.
331
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:41,554
So, um, you feel like taking a test?
There's only one question.
332
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,559
All right. I will. No, I will.
333
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,395
But, um, you know, just remember
that it's still really early.
334
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,731
Okay, so if it says
that I'm not pregnant...
335
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,358
...that doesn't mean
I'm not gonna get pregnant, okay?
336
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:57,445
And just, please,
just so I don't go completely nuts...
337
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,948
...just try not to put all your hopes
on this, okay?
338
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,158
Okay.
339
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,454
Great.
340
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,965
You know what? You are mean boys
who are just being mean.
341
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:21,469
Hey, don't get mad at us.
No one forced you to raise the stakes.
342
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,222
That is not true. She did. She forced me.
343
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,933
We'd still be here if you hadn't
got the question wrong.
344
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,435
Well, it was a stupid, unfair question!
345
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,270
Don't blame the questions!
346
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,689
Would you all stop yelling
in our apartment?
347
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,858
You are ruining moving day for us.
348
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:38,653
- Would you stop calling it your apartment?
- It is ours.
349
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,324
Guys, you guys,
you're gonna have a baby.
350
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,076
They're gonna have a baby.
351
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,919
My sister's going to have my baby!
352
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:06,430
Okay, but this can't be good
for the baby.
353
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,528
I can't find garbage bags.
354
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,863
Oh, I think I saw some in here.
355
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,370
What is it?
356
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:34,375
I don't know. But maybe if we keep
that drawer shut, it'll die.
357
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:38,254
I can't believe we're living here.
358
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,177
What? What is it?
359
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:47,054
Did you see the size of the closets?
360
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:52,143
I can't believe we live here.
361
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:09,660
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