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What do you think?
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First impressions?
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Well, complaints.
All friends are friends.
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They're standing very close.
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It's a crowded bus.
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He's smiling.
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She's too enthusiastic.
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He's being polite and he keeps looking
around.
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Maybe he's looking for seats.
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Wait a minute.
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Wait, so if I'm talking to a guy and he's
smiling, it's just out of blindness.
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Yeah?
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All he likes you.
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It's a pretty wide gulf.
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Oh, you're right.
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That's way too handsy for work,
colleagues.
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God, they're really going for it with the
masks now.
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Yeah, it's a little eerie.
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It's like the start of a zombie movie.
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You know, I got yelled at for standing too
close to somebody at the checkout line.
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People are losing their fucking minds.
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And guy at work, so they're gonna announce
a walkthrough.
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We'll have to stay at home for like two
weeks to stop the spread.
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We won't be able to leave except for food
and emergencies.
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Oh, God, it is like a zombie movie.
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Next thing, there's a title card like 10
years later.
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We've all got beards and shaved heads and
we're fighting over canned meat.
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Uh, I'm not fighting you if you can't
meet.
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That's all yours.
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And how do you reckon you'd go with a
shaved head?
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Knowing my luck, I'll end up with you.
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I'll end up with a beard instead.
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See?
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Friends or friends?
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What the fuck?
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Yeah, that was no need for that.
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That's what you do when we go our separate
ways, isn't it?
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See you tomorrow.
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Unless they lock us down.
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Oh, well, if they do, I'll just see you
out in the wastelands then.
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I'll be the one with the fucking weird
machete hand or the beard.
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Goodbye!
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Workers are back in the
office for the first time in
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two years after COVID
restrictions have been drawn back.
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A lot of the things we haven't been able
to do, we are now able to...
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Australians are getting back to work.
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Look down as only, but it has come at a
huge cost.
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Hello, stranger.
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Well, well, well.
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Two returns.
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It's been a while.
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It's been a long while.
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Did you get cool back into the office?
Yep.
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New management demands it.
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Yep.
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Been back for a couple of months now.
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So your fucking friend was right?
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You too.
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Oh, right.
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Yeah, you moved to the mountains right at
the start.
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I've created the shirt and tie for a
flannel.
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Leaves off the land now.
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Pushed all in on apocalypse, huh?
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You got to respect that.
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So, what have you been up to for,
like, two years?
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You know, aching, gardening, no...
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Zoom meetings and existential crisis.
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At least you've got both your hands still
and full-out of hair.
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No beard, sadly.
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Stephen King or Danielle Steele?
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Of course.
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Oh.
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Of course.
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Is this what you've turned to in my
absence?
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The Russian philosophy?
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What has they done to us?
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Well, what kind of ambitious literature
were you reading during lockdown?
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Reading?
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I just binged Tidy King in Squid Games,
like every other basic asshole.
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So many empty seats.
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Yeah, you save here.
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Well, I'll see you tomorrow, I guess.
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Unless...
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Hey.
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Marry me.
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Excuse me?
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I promised myself if I ever saw you again,
I'd ask you to marry me.
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As much as I really don't want to go to
work.
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Today, I don't think that I
can bully I am late because I'm
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getting married hard until
at least a couple of weeks in.
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Yes, that's smart.
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At least until a few weeks in.
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Look, I've had a long time to think about
this.
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Maybe too much time.
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Maybe too much time.
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I think Dostoyevsky's had a little too
much influence on you.
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Was he running around Russia proposing to
women?
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Ospensky, actually.
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Ospensky.
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No, okay, so my grandparents back in the
day, they went on eight dates and they got
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married and they've been married for 50
years.
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So not any Russian philosophers,
your grandparents are should like...
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They are.
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So what, go on eight dates with you and
then...
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Well, we don't have to get married if you
don't want, obviously.
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Look, I just always like seeing you on the
bus.
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It's easily the highlight of my day.
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I didn't think I was going to see you
again.
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Me neither.
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Who even dates anymore?
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I don't know.
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It's very old school.
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Feels like we've been doing it wrong
lately.
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Here is a distinct lack of wooing.
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We can start small.
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Go for coffee.
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You're not a fucking weirdo, are you?
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I don't think I am.
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And I'm not just randomly asking women to
marry me.
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Just me.
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Yeah, just you.
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I don't know, man.
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This might fuck up the bus thing we've got
going on.
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Yeah, but I think I just did that already.
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Oh, thanks.
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Miss you?
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That's me.
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You are brave when leaving your address
wide open.
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How are you not swimming in dick pics?
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I don't think I'm the key demographic.
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Are you being serious?
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Your last name is right?
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I mean, I have no reason to lie.
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Why?
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That's my last name.
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Fuck off.
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I'm serious.
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Ryan Wright.
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Oh, God.
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We're not related, are we?
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Okay, I'm descended from the English
rights.
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What about you?
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Scottish.
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My pop did the ancestry genealogy thing
during COVID.
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Yeah, same.
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Well, fuck would have made for a very
awkward coffee.
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Very.
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Well, hey, at least if we
do get married, I won't
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have to take your last name
because I already have it.
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See, you don't even really need me.
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You literally have nothing at all to lose
now.
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Well, text me.
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Morning, mate.
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Go out.
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Morning.
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So, guess who came
second in the Over 50s
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watercolour category at
the Arch on the weekend?
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Whoever the poor guy was behind you,
I'm betting you.
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No, it was me.
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I was so close.
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Oh, my God.
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That's amazing.
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How did that get second prize?
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I'd love to see you one first.
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Oh, okay.
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That's a bit shit, if you ask me.
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You got robbed, Helen.
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It's nice to get a little ribbon,
though.
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I'm not going to lie.
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Well, don't forget about the rest of us
back here when you're a famous artist.
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Fat Chas.
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Looking at porn again?
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So, what if I was... Mike,
there's shit all else to do here.
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You know, I could be at home fucking
around and doing nothing.
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Like you, they want to do an editorial
meeting in five.
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Oh, can I just zoom in for my desk
instead?
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Nope.
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The new overlords require meat presence.
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They're psychopaths.
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Nobody wants this.
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It's better when everyone's just in their
little box on the screen.
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Admitted, Em.
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You missed everyone here, didn't you?
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Smells like beard oil in here.
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I hope Gary's retirement is awful.
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What a selfish, greedy sellout.
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Yeah, I heard he started a charity.
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Of course he did.
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What a dick.
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Meeting time.
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Here we go.
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Emily.
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You look so good in person.
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What do I look like on screen?
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We can hug again.
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Oh, did we ever before?
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No, but we should have.
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Don't inhale.
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That makes it even weirder.
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Okay, okay.
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I just really missed you.
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Both of you.
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Oh, Mike too.
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That kind of cheapens the sentiment.
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Did you both see my email?
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Oh, you sent quite a few emails now.
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You want to be more specific?
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The one about the welcome party for the
new corporate stakeholders.
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It's a nice way of putting it.
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What about this party?
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Oh, it's compulsory.
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Sorry.
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Welcome everybody.
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Well, this is nice, isn't it?
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Are we all well?
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What time do you finish up?
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Okay, where should we begin?
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Mike.
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Yeah, so did anybody watch a Squid Game?
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Like, that was amazing.
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You know, like the last three episodes?
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But they were playing that in a while.
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You know that?
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Who's this?
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Getting about 4.30.
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Here?
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I can leave whenever I want.
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4.30 then?
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Sure.
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Let's get this over with.
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Excuse me, do you have any sugar?
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Yeah, just in the poll.
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No.
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I got you something for our first date.
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Of course I hope.
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Jesus.
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Who's dick is that?
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I don't know.
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I just scoured the internet until I found
the best one.
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Is this your dream dick?
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No.
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It's the best one for you.
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I was being thoughtful.
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So you spent your first
day back at work scrolling
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through dicks to find the one
that said the most about me?
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That's pretty thoughtful.
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Do you feel violated?
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A little bit, yeah.
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It's kind of like a slap in the face,
isn't it?
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Every time.
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Every time?
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Hmm.
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How many times is this happening for you?
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I have something of an
online following, so every now
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and then I'll just open my
DMs and it's like bang dicks.
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We were.
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Wow.
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Cool.
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You've never set one?
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No.
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Absolutely not.
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I mean, I barely look at my own dick.
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Why do I want to subject someone else to
it?
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See, now you're just talking common sense.
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Oh, wow.
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You really do have a following going on.
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You've got the blue tick and everything.
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Wait, you're telling me you didn't already
saw the stalk me today?
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00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:39,760
Honestly, no.
270
00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:40,956
It never really occurred to me.
271
00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:41,980
Why did you?
272
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:43,920
Yes.
273
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,080
I didn't even have to put my detective hat
on.
274
00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:48,660
Your socials are wide open.
275
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:52,240
You really walk between the raindrops,
don't you?
276
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,220
I never really had anything to hide.
277
00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:55,440
Didn't I?
278
00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:56,596
I was going to get saw the stalk.
279
00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:59,080
Not even by the girl you want to marry
from the bus?
280
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:02,300
Yeah.
281
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,240
Can I follow you?
282
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,400
Do you think we're ready for that?
283
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:17,060
Today, for living on the edge,
I guess.
284
00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:22,370
Um... Tech writer and reviewer.
285
00:16:23,590 --> 00:16:25,230
I thought you said you were a journalist.
286
00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:26,510
Oh, shit.
287
00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:27,910
No, I didn't mean it.
288
00:16:28,110 --> 00:16:28,170
I'm kidding.
289
00:16:28,430 --> 00:16:28,590
I'm kidding.
290
00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:29,070
I did.
291
00:16:29,450 --> 00:16:29,710
Yes.
292
00:16:29,890 --> 00:16:35,610
I was just...
293
00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:37,230
No.
294
00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:43,470
If you put the word smart in front of
anything dumb, like a smart umbrella or a
295
00:16:43,471 --> 00:16:47,630
egg tray, then I'm spending a few days
with it until I find 500 words.
296
00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:49,390
What does a smart umbrella do?
297
00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:53,910
It tells you when it's about to rain and
where it is if you lose it.
298
00:16:54,170 --> 00:16:58,190
So you've write smart reviews about dumb,
smart, dumb products?
299
00:16:58,470 --> 00:16:59,950
I never said they were smart reviews.
300
00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:02,550
Hey, you want to get the table over there?
301
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:04,150
Yep.
302
00:17:04,350 --> 00:17:04,650
Score.
303
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:06,090
Let's go.
304
00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:11,750
You said you were an accountant.
305
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:17,670
Can't really sex that up, can I?
306
00:17:17,850 --> 00:17:18,850
Oh, that's true.
307
00:17:19,810 --> 00:17:20,930
Do you like it?
308
00:17:21,650 --> 00:17:22,650
I don't love it.
309
00:17:22,890 --> 00:17:23,890
I'm honest.
310
00:17:24,070 --> 00:17:25,070
But I don't hate it.
311
00:17:25,690 --> 00:17:27,051
And that used to be enough, maybe.
312
00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:27,950
But not now.
313
00:17:27,951 --> 00:17:33,150
I mean, is anything enough after the last
few years?
314
00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:35,470
What would you rather be doing?
315
00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:38,770
I don't know.
316
00:17:40,550 --> 00:17:44,503
Writing something,
probably something important,
317
00:17:44,504 --> 00:17:48,210
something not that bad
and hopefully not as shared.
318
00:17:49,550 --> 00:17:51,030
Well, I look forward to reading that.
319
00:17:51,410 --> 00:17:52,410
I'm sure it's amazing.
320
00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:54,430
What would you rather be doing?
321
00:17:58,090 --> 00:18:00,370
Kind of always wanted to run a coffee shop
like this.
322
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,490
Your dream job is to be a barista.
323
00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:11,110
Yes, and no, kind of.
324
00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:16,932
I just wanted to own it and
run it and, you know, select
325
00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:20,030
the beans and make the menu
choices and all that cool stuff.
326
00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:22,490
Then franchise it and retire to the yacht.
327
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:26,590
No, just one place where people can hang
out.
328
00:18:26,910 --> 00:18:27,910
That'd be enough for me.
329
00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:32,010
This is actually pretty sweet.
330
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,450
Oh, you voted for us.
331
00:18:35,870 --> 00:18:37,870
This is like an old school date.
332
00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:40,770
Oh, wait, you know, vegan or gluten free
or anything?
333
00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:41,950
Maybe I should have stilled.
334
00:18:42,110 --> 00:18:44,110
This is perfect.
335
00:18:44,510 --> 00:18:46,190
This is exactly what I would have ordered.
336
00:18:47,450 --> 00:18:49,030
And you ordered it without pineapple.
337
00:18:49,031 --> 00:18:52,550
Pineapple can be a deal breaker,
in my opinion.
338
00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:53,930
Starcey.
339
00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:57,230
I see what you did there.
340
00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,250
Bad.
341
00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:01,410
You don't like pineapple?
342
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:05,830
I love pineapple, but I would never put it
on the pizza that I was sharing.
343
00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:07,530
It's too divisive.
344
00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:11,110
It's delicious, thank you.
345
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,142
So circling back, are you
meant to carry this smart
346
00:19:19,143 --> 00:19:21,521
umbrella around with you
at all times, just in case?
347
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,560
You know, carrying a umbrella?
348
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,160
Of course not, do you?
349
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:28,200
Yes.
350
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:30,220
Now, this isn't the dumb smart one.
351
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,520
This is just their estimate.
352
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:33,340
Normal one.
353
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:35,360
But it has not held me yet.
354
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,900
So the huge bag thing isn't just a fashion
trend.
355
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,860
You actually carry useful things inside
them.
356
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,220
Repair for everything.
357
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:42,600
You'd never need any of it.
358
00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:51,430
What do you do if it rains?
359
00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:53,730
I guess I get wet.
360
00:19:54,930 --> 00:19:57,470
Say you don't want to hear the raindrops
after all.
361
00:19:58,670 --> 00:19:59,670
No.
362
00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:01,050
No.
363
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,000
So, where do you want to go next time?
364
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,600
Should we play it by ear?
365
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,300
Yeah.
366
00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:18,860
Of course.
367
00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:21,780
Good.
368
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:23,560
Good.
369
00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:12,220
Hey!
370
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:13,280
Hi!
371
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,840
What are you two up to?
372
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,160
I'm just waiting for him to decide what to
watch.
373
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:20,900
I don't care what we watch.
374
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:21,600
It's up to you.
375
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:22,960
Busy meds, pop.
376
00:21:26,940 --> 00:21:27,940
Hey!
377
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:29,100
You're home late.
378
00:21:29,340 --> 00:21:30,340
How was your day?
379
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,120
Yeah, it was okay.
380
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,060
Yeah, yeah, it was good.
381
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:34,520
It was good.
382
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:36,300
You've been cool.
383
00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:38,080
No, I'm definitely going to see you.
384
00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:40,240
It's on Ian's Facebook.
385
00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:42,480
We should send it next door.
386
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,800
Don't start another neighborhood warp up.
387
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:51,200
I didn't start anything.
388
00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:54,360
Hey, you choose what we watch.
389
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,480
I'm actually going to call it a night.
390
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,720
Are you okay?
391
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,080
Yeah, just have a big day.
392
00:21:59,540 --> 00:22:00,540
You guys enjoy.
393
00:22:50,070 --> 00:22:51,510
Hope you got home safe.
394
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,200
Hey!
395
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,120
That was your first day back.
396
00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:22,700
Everybody pumped me back in the office.
397
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:24,740
Everybody except me loved it.
398
00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:28,060
That was your shift.
399
00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:29,180
Yeah, same old.
400
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,780
I did have one guy who came in who got his
hand caught in the middle press.
401
00:23:35,060 --> 00:23:37,203
He was seen as like a
purple glove full of water
402
00:23:37,204 --> 00:23:39,000
just hanging off his
wrist as fucking grass.
403
00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:40,340
I don't want to hear this.
404
00:23:41,300 --> 00:23:42,300
You asked.
405
00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:43,540
I was being polite.
406
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:47,380
Not a lot of feel-good stories coming over
the armory.
407
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:55,220
Oh, hey, I have this really annoying work
party next Saturday.
408
00:23:58,300 --> 00:23:59,300
I can't go.
409
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,560
Well, it's compulsory.
410
00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:03,620
For you, maybe.
411
00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:05,700
Now I'm working a double.
412
00:24:07,460 --> 00:24:08,460
This is wed.
413
00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:12,741
Um... Since I agreed
to work a double.
414
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000
I always going to cook.
415
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,400
I actually was but I just don't know.
416
00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:20,540
Well, I couldn't be fucked.
417
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,980
So, are you ready to order some pizzas?
418
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:25,500
Hi.
419
00:24:25,820 --> 00:24:26,340
You know what?
420
00:24:26,420 --> 00:24:29,320
I actually got something on the way home,
so I'm not really hungry.
421
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,280
Yeah, I've heard that bullshit before.
422
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,259
No, I'll get next to large,
but I'm going to get pulling
423
00:24:34,260 --> 00:24:36,441
up or you can just pick it
off if you want some, right?
424
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:49,680
Okey.
425
00:25:21,850 --> 00:25:23,530
You want to come to a party next Saturday?
426
00:25:28,910 --> 00:25:29,910
Sure.29331
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