All language subtitles for RuPauls.Drag.Race.All.Stars.S11E01

[rock music]

- Racers, start your engines.

[engine turning over,
crowd cheering]

[dramatic music]

It's the return of
the "Tournament of All Stars."

In the preliminary round,

18 queens compete

in 3 brackets.

The top queens
from each bracket

face off in the semifinals.

In the finals,
the best of the best

will battle for a coveted spot
in the Drag Race Hall of Fame

and a cash prize

of $200,000.

♪ ♪

I am
RuPaul "Skid Marks" Charles.

- And I'm
Michelle "Lube Job" Visage.

- We're coming to you from the
world-famous Drag Race Speedway

for the
"Tournament of All Stars."

- This season promises to be
faster and "furiouser"

than ever before.

Now it's time for our racers
to put the pedal to the metal.

- From bracket number one,

pulling up
to the starting line...

it's Morphine Love Dion.

So this is what all
the buzz is about.

- Honeys, the BPO goddess
Latina diva,

lip-sync assassin
from season 16,

Morphine Love Dion is back.

Mwah.

- I want to start with
how beautiful your makeup is.

- When I watch myself
on my season,

I see a gorgeous,
beautiful, sickening doll.

My face-score credit
is unlimited.

- I'm an ass girl.
I was seduced.

- What's the name of your book?
- "The BBL Effect."

- Ooh, I want to read this.
- I'm on a Morphine high.

- Even though I was
in the bottom a lot,

I would not stop fighting.

- Morphine, shantay, you stay.

Shantay, you stay.

Shantay, you stay.
- Oh, my God.

I ended up in fifth place

and sent home
a lot of sickening queens.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
[cheering]

- Hey!

- I even won the LaLaPaRuza
and $50,000.

She done already done
had herses,

but I'm not done just yet.

- She seems to be bugging out.

- I'm here for
the "Tournament of All Stars"

because I feel like
the first time I competed,

it was, like, a trial run.

[clears throat]
Drag queen flopping.

- It left you
as an afterthought.

And you're fiercer
than an afterthought.

- This Morphine now
is rock-hard, bitch--

no, that sounded wrong.

I want to show that I am one

of the most fiercest
drag queens ever

and deserving of a crown
and $200,000.

And I don't care who's with me.
I'm here to slay them.

Sorry.

- If a ladybug lands on you,
that's good luck.

- Mm-hmm.

- But if Morphine lands on you,
you have to pay her.

- Okay.

♪ ♪

- Up next, it's Lucky Starzzz.

Have you ever wondered what
the coronavirus looks like?

- Is this it?

- Yeah.
- Wow.

- My name is Lucky Starzzz,
with three Zs,

because I am what?

Exxxtra.

And that's
with three Xs, baby.

[laughs]
So stupid.

- She's a real sweet-tart.

- I like to say that
I'm like a living cartoon

stuck in reality.

- Pizza mizza.
[all exclaiming]

- Never a minimalist,
always a maximalist,

always out of this world,
always extravagant.

[cheering]

- The rap, the lyrics--I really
enjoyed that performance.

- I'm just a twisted
cartoon character.

[cheering]

On season 17,
my track record was really cute

in the beginning,
and then it went downhill.

I'm trying to give you
fancy girl.

- Tonight you're not doing
the drag that you normally do.

- This isn't your strong suit.

- I would have loved
to have seen you

just a bit more confident.

- [crying]
It just feels like I failed.

Unfortunately,
I was the first to go.

- You did not save yourself
from elimination.

- Yes, I am a pork chop.

Actually, I like to say that

I'm more of like
a nice, juicy steak.

- If it's yellow,
let it mellow.

- Ever since my season,
I have been given

the privilege to travel,
practice my makeup more,

practice crafting more.

So the drag has
definitely improved.

And now
I'm in the zone, honey.

I am in the "All Stars" zone.

- She's a starfish, baby.

[upbeat music]

- Up next--oh, she's
back, back, back again.

Mystique Summers.

- Hi, everybody,
it's me, Mystique Summers,

live in action for you,

all the way from season two

all those many, many, many,
many, many years ago.

That's right, 16 years.

Now I knows how to drive.

- Mystique Summers Madison.

Girl, your pussy is on fire.

- I may be a big girl,

but I can get down
with the skinny bitches.

- Serving Suzanne Sugarbaker.

- I don't eat fried food.
Fried food messes up my skin.

- Oh!
[screaming]

- Yes!

- I am the self-proclaimed
creator of "Untucked,"

because the legendary fight

between myself
and Morgan McMichaels.

- Go fix your hair.

- I don't need to--
- Fix your mug.

- I don't need
to fix my mug, bitch.

- Honey, you do need
to fix your mug.

- I will whoop
your fucking ass.

Bitch, I am from Chicago.

You're not worth it.
Let me walk off.

Back in, you know,
tickety-two of season two,

my performance
was not up to par.

I want to stand out
by going as the normal

mall-ware country as--
- [laughs]

- It's a bummer
about the outfit.

That's a bummer.

- And that sent me packing
early in the game.

I placed 10th,
but saying top 10

make it sound
a little bit more special.

- She's been Summers-sizing.

- This
"Tournament of All Stars"

is gonna be all about
the glow-up.

I'm back to show y'all
the new and improved body,

this immaculate skin, and
my over-the-top personality.

- That's right, bitch.
I'm from Chicago.

- I am ready to win
all this money, honey.

- It is Summers time.

[upbeat music]

Up next, Morgan McMichaels.

Does this Mondrian
make my ass look fat?

- Yes.

- Morgan McMichaels
is a power bitch.

You know me.
I'm one of the OG girls.

And I'm ready to kick
this tournament's ass.

- It's the greatest show on
Earth, Morgan McMichaels.

- On season two, I was young.
I was fresh.

Rock and roll, baby.

That was before lips.

There were high moments...

- The precision
of your lip sync

was one of the tightest
we've ever seen.

- Low moments.

- I have to say,
I did not like her dress.

- Hello, Mom.
I'm coming home.

Then there's "All Stars"
season three.

That was a fart in a spacesuit.

- ♪ Why you mad, though?
Why you mad, though? ♪

- Quack, quack, quack.

- I felt like your nerves got
a little bit too good of you.

- I chose Morgan McMichaels.

- She is a businesswoman.

- I have been entertaining
for 20...

[clears throat]
Years.

And when people see me live,
they're like,

what happened to you
on "Drag Race"?

I haven't fully reached
my potential

in the past two times
I've been here

'cause I let my inner saboteur
get in the way.

And this time, fuck that.

- Point her to the direction
of the boardroom.

- I pushed that bitch out,
and I'm here,

focused and ready
to kick them curveballs

right out of the park.

Sports metaphors
are not my wheelhouse,

but I do love balls...

and big bats.

- She owns 52% of this company.

- Yes.

[upbeat music]

Up next, it's Dawn.

- Oh, yes, honey, this is
the dawning of civilization.

It's "All Stars 1100 BC," baby,

with this Precambrian cunt.

Get into the protozoan
fierceness.

- You're super weird,
super Brooklyn,

super "Everything Everywhere
All at Once."

- I'm known for my kind of,
like, kooky aesthetic,

high concept,
no glamour.

- Is she a sweet dream
or a beautiful nightmare?

- Excuse me.
I have bacon.

And I have a cute
button nose and fat ass.

[laughs]

- Look at those rosy cheeks.

- I'm also known for
stirring it up a little bit.

It's a boring, sparkly dress.

- Ooh.
- [giggles]

I just have a loose filter.

Do you think there's
a chance you go home?

Wouldn't that be fun?
- Oh.

[laughter]

- Diva, I'm so happy for you.

[music winds down]

I can't not say
what I'm thinking.

Can I be honest?
Fuck you.

[laughter]

On season 16,
I was safe a lot.

- Dawn, you are safe.

Safe. Safe. Safe. Safe.

Safe. Safe.

- But I was also
not playing to win.

- I love Dawn,

but I don't even remember
much of her performance.

- I was not making
bold choices

that could have landed me
in the top

because I was worried
that bold choice

might lay me in the bottom.

- Dawn got lost in the sauce.

- I made it to sixth place,
zero bottoms,

except for the one
when I went home.

Imagine you're
a sweet little elf girl,

and you're performing body

against the BBL queen
of Miami.

That is trauma, baby.

It didn't fucking work.
[laughs]

- Her other car is a Gremlin.

- The last time I was here,

Morphine shoved a nuke
right up my pussy.

And I'm ready to explode
all over this competition.

[belches]

- Undaunted Dawn.

[upbeat music]

Up next, A'keria C. Davenport.

- She goes
from zero to stunning

in three seconds flat.

- I am none other

than the best, the class,

the Diahann Carroll
of Ru's dynasty,

A'keria Chanel Davenport.

I know you guys
have missed me.

It's okay.
You can tell me.

I missed you, too.

- Here are some
"testifamonials"

of our satisfied customers.

- A'keria is a power hitter
in this competition.

- A'keria, she made my day.

[laughter]

- I'm known for my beauty.

- This is A-plus drag.

- Y'all know I'm known
for my fashion.

- Now that's how it's done.

- So gorgeous tonight.

- This is simply breathtaking.

- And of course...

- ♪ Where is the body? ♪

- I'm known for this ass.

Twerking is a blessing.

Twerking is a blessing, baby!

I'm the Ass Almighty.
[laughs]

[cheers and applause]

Going from the top 4
on season 11

to 6th out in "All Stars" six,

I wasn't expecting that
at all.

But it gave me the fire
to elevate myself

as a drag artist
and an entertainer.

- She had to jump through
hoops just to get here.

- 'Cause let's be clear,
I'm a competitive girl.

And the weight that
this crown holds

is completely different from
any other pageant I've won.

And, bitch,
I want to get this crown.

- Have you driven
the new A'keria?

- No, but I'd love
to test it out.

- Baby, the tournament
has begun,

and I'm ready to cut
these bitches at the ankles.

Line them hos up.

- Check in with your
A'keria dealership today.

[upbeat music]

Welcome home, ladykins.

"Tournament of All Stars" rules
are in full effect.

In the preliminary rounds,
no one will be eliminated.

Instead, you'll be
competing for points.

However, this season,

to really rev up
the competition,

only the top two All Stars

with the most points
from this bracket

will advance to the semifinals.

♪ ♪

- Oh, wow.

[imitating choking]

- Only two out of six girls
is going?

It's about to get crazy.

- I'm scared.
[laughs] I'm scared.

- At the semifinals,
you'll face off

with the top two All Stars
from the other brackets.

And in the grand finale,

the top All Stars of the season
will battle it out

for the coveted crown
and a cash prize

of $200,000.

- Oh, yeah.
- Yes.

- Lube Job, remind the queens
how they earn points.

[laughter]

- Thank you, Skid Marks.

[laughter]

Each week,
the top two All Stars

will receive two points each.

Those two queens
will lip-sync for the win.

And the winner will receive
an extra point,

plus a cash tip of $10,000.

- In addition,
the bottom queens

will receive one point each

to give away to the All Star

they think
is the MVQ of the Week.

- What does MVQ stand for?

- Most Valuable Queen.

[laughter]

- All Stars, are you ready
to burn rubber?

- Oh, yes.
- Yes, Mother.

- Good.

For your first Maxi Challenge,
you'll be popping and locking

in "Breakdancin' 2:
Electric Rugaloo."

[laughter]

Now, to funk it up
with your charisma,

uniqueness, nerve, and talent,

you'll each write and record
your own verse

and style your own look.

All Stars, start your engines.

And may
the best drag queen win.

- The tournament has begun,

and I will make it
to the top, honey,

with all the bones
of my competitors

as the staircase to the top.

What am I saying?

I'm, like,
talking so much shit.

Let me shut the fuck up.

- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

will snatch an official
makeup collaboration

with Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in
the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000.

With our extra-special
guest judge, La Toya Jackson.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best
drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

- [laughing]

[upbeat music]

- Oh!
- Oh, my God.

- We're back!
- Oh, my God!

- It feels good
to be back in here.

Ooh!

I love it here.

They freshly painted
the floors with a big star.

- I'm so excited
to use this Anastasia.

- Damn.
Look at it.

- That's a woman.
That's a woman.

I was glad to see
my name up there

with a cute little outfit,

that I'm like,
okay, look at that body.

Team Kate Moss.

Oh, come on in.
- Hold on.

- Talk to me about
these shoes, though.

Those are in
a different atmosphere.

They put you up.

"The Tournament of All Stars"
is definitely

not a regular season
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

- Oh.
- Oh.

- That's elderly abuse.

- We have three episodes
to get to the top two.

There's no time
for insecurities.

There's no time
for second-guessing.

Do what you do best and thrive.

And if not,
you're going home, baby.

♪ ♪

Get into this.
Texture and texture.

- Yeah--
- Oh.

- [laughs]

- Oh, the girls
are starting early.

- Disco.

- What? What are you
talking about, girl?

What are you talking about?

- I mean,
you are looking amazing.

- Thank you.
I couldn't eat after our fight.

When I saw my archnemesis,
Morgan McMichaels,

I'm just like, oh,
she got all them fillers.

But she still
look good, though.

I ain't judging her.

- I'm so excited to see you.

- I know.
This is gonna be fun.

- You know what?
It's been...

- Over 15--

- No, 16 years since
we were together.

Oh, my God, bitch.

Mystique Summers is in
this bracket with me.

She looks amazing.

She listened to me.
She fixed that mug.

- And look at us.
Still hate each other.

- I never hated you.

We've chatted over the years.

We're obviously sisters.
That's great.

But I know that we are
both intense personalities.

And now that we're back
in the competition,

it's a different animal.

I'm a little on edge,
to be honest.

- Bitch, no shade--
it look T, though.

- You know what?

How about we switch drag
for the rest of the competi--

- [laughs]
- Are you down? I'm down.

Ooh, girl, me and
Ms. Morphine go way back.

So who do you think is,
like, big competition?

- I'm terrified of A'keria.

- Me too.
- Hey, bitch.

- This is her third time,
right?

- Third time.

- I was surprised.
- Morgan's third time, too.

- [gasps]
The third-timers.

- Third-timer.
- Wow.

Morphine was, like,
the star of Miami,

you know, the it girl,
if you will.

And I was
the complete opposite.

I was a little outcast

because I was just,
like, in my own world.

I was weird.

For me, I think it's Dawn
because she's,

like, another weird girl,
you know what I mean?

I always felt like
Morphine didn't like me,

to be honest, low-key.

- The fact that we're here
again to represent Miami--

- Mm-hmm. Together.
- Showcasing Miami drag, yeah.

I just need you to do better
this time, you know.

Love Lucky Starzzz.
Oh, my God, best friend.

Did that sound genuine?

That shook me to the core that
it's only two people making it.

- Yeah.
I was like, wow.

- We have to--
we should do an alliance.

- Sister, we should do
a little azúcaralliance.

- Azúcar?
Ah!

- You literally hosted the
first night I ever performed.

- Oh, my gosh.

- I'm surprised me and
Morphine are talking about

an alliance because
we never really

were that close in Miami.

But I am willing to,

you know, have a beautiful,
blossoming friendship.

Listen, this Miami connection
could be an advantage.

- We got to look out
for each other.

- We do.

- How long has it been since
you were on "Drag Race" last?

- I would say about 16...

- 16?
- Very much so, yes.

- Wow.

- When I seen Dawn,

I was like, dang,

Bambi's all grown up.

It's the elders...

- Right.
- Versus you young-uns.

- Yeah, I kind of have
noticed that, isn't it?

Because me, Morphine,
and Lucky over there,

we've all been on "Drag Race"
within the last two years.

And then the three of you,

you're still all very, like,
old school, I guess.

- Don't hit that old school.

We're seasoned
versus unseasoned.

- I definitely know
Mystique the least.

When season 2 aired,
I was 12 years old.

And it looks like
this dress she's wearing

is about that age, too.
[chuckles]

- The reason why y'all made
all this money is because

me and Grandpa over there.

- That's true.
- The reason for "Untucked."

- The most iconic fight
in "Drag Race" herstory.

- The reason for "Untucked."

We're competing with
the new age of "Drag Race."

It doesn't make me nervous

because when it comes
to personality and charisma,

it's either you have it
or you don't.

And that is what I'm gonna
bring to this first challenge.

- Whoo.

- Ms. Morgan, you took
the wig off your head

and put it on your chest.

- Ooh!
- Ooh!

- I've come to that point
in my career,

if you don't see it,
I ain't shaving it.

A'keria C. Davenport is here
and I'm happy to see her.

I've gotten to form
a really great sisterhood

with her over the years.

- Not by the hair of my...
- Chinny chin chest.

- She's just been
at my house last month.

When she works in LA,
she stays,

and there are so many sequins
in my house.

A'keria,
your drag droppings, dear.

- Oh, you're welcome.

- No, I don't do cheek stones.
Come here.

- Is that acrylic?
both: No.

- I grew these.

- I'm still finding them.

What do you think
of our competition?

- It's looking--a bunch of
new acquaintances, bitch.

But they're talented.

Listen, in this tournament,

it's definitely good to have
a close friend or a sister here

because only two girls can
advance to the semifinals.

And if you're not winning,
it's like, girl,

you have to see who
you've been, like, you know,

chummy-chummy with
that could give you

that little notch of a point.

So what's your strategy
going into it?

- Well, my strategy is
to win every single episode.

- I mean, but if we're
realistically speaking,

what is--

- I'm gonna win
every single episode.

- [laughs]

No, bitch, seriously, though.

- So what are we
gonna do together?

- [laughs]
You know I got your back.

- All right.

But are you gonna talk
the talk and walk the walk?

- Is my name A'keria?

- I don't know. Who are you?
- [laughs]

- All right,
I need to get dressed.

Get out of here.

- Dawn.
- What do you want?

- Can you help me?
- Yeah, what?

- It's like--
this is really intimate.

- Well, we are from
the same season, sister.

- I know, right?

Even though Morphine
sent me home,

I am so elated that I get to be
on a season with Morphine again

'cause we're gonna have
so much fun.

That's my sister.
We compete.

That's my girl.

- Okay, sister.

Right?

- Yeah.

So it's just like--

- Right, 'cause then
what the fuck is the point

of a three-person alliance
if only two people make it,

other than to manipulate
another person?

- I'm like, I'm torn apart.

- I'm like,
do we make a three-person?

- And then just chop them?
- Yeah.

[laughter]

I look crazy.
- Sister, you always do.

[clears throat]

♪ ♪

- We got a big box, and--

- It likes to go boom.

- Well, that's the story
of your life.

- Right?

- "Electric Rugaloo."

- This is gonna be
electrifying.

- Our first Maxi Challenge
is a performance

of "Breakdancin' 2:
Electric Rugaloo."

I love the '80s.
I love the vibe.

- The supersonic.

- Yeah, the cars that go boom--
I live for that.

For this challenge,
we have to write our lyrics,

style our looks, and come up
with a choreography.

- Are we actually
doing breakdancing?

- Yes, girl.

- I can actually
spin on my head.

- No, you can't.
- No, I can't.

- Girl, you can barely
walk in heels, child.

- [laughs]
Shit.

- How do you feel?

- Well, this is my first time
actually doing

a girl-group sort of challenge.
- Mm-hmm.

- It's important to shine
in this first challenge

because we only got
three weeks, girl.

You better make that
first impression, honey.

You better stomp.

- How you gonna interpret it
as far as, like, your look?

- I want to give, like,
'80s diva but from space.

- Mm.

- Like, if we were going
to the planet Venus...

- Uh-huh.

- And the aliens there
were in the '80s.

Does that make sense?

- I don't have a clue
what she's talking about.

I don't think Lucky has a clue
what she's talking about.

- Colorful skin.
- What do you use?

- Face paints and stuff.
- Isn't that thick?

- It's real thick...

kind of like my vagina.

[laughter]

- She's not like
the rest of the girls.

And that could
help her stand out.

That's why I don't
underestimate her.

It's just, I don't know
what she's talking about.

[laughs]

- I don't think people
understand how, like,

stupid I could be,
you know what I mean?

- I'm learning.
[laughter]

- This is a bit more
like hip-hop, right?

- I'm gonna channel
my Miami Heat into this book.

This challenge completely
plays to my strengths.

I'm a dancer, and I've written
a song or two already.

So I feel really good
about this.

I want to spit, like,
bars that flow good.

You know what I mean?

Not like, Mama Ru,
give me the crown.

- No, fuck that shit.
- If someone does that...

- That is so cringe.
- I'm going--

- Okay, wait, wait, wait.
- I will mid-performance just--

- If someone...
[laughs]

- If someone does that...

- If someone was gonna put
snatch the crown on that purse,

who would it be?

- Honestly...

both: Morgan.
[laughter]

- Morgan McMichaels--
I'm one bad bitch.

Are you a lyricist?
Have you written before?

- No. I write poetry and all
that stuff, but not, like--

- That's a lyricist, basically.

- Season 2, the only
performance challenge I did

was being a stripper,
which was amazing.

But actually, like,
writing lyrics

in a short amount of time,
I've never done that.

So how's it going so far?

- Well, it's going...

in the wrong fucking direction.

On "All Stars 3,"
I wrote that verse

for "Sitting on a Secret."

I don't know.

Like, I don't want it
to sound like a nursery rhyme.

♪ The boys love me especially ♪

♪ 'Cause I got the same parts
as Ms. Tati ♪

- I was just bored.

- I am a little shaky because
it's my third time here,

and I did not come back
to fail again.

A lot harder than I thought
it was going to be.

I need to be amazing.

- I mean, I quote your lyrics
from your season

all the time, bitch.
- Yeah.

- Where is the body?

- Bitch, she's the body.

[laughter]

- Where is the body?

Queens everywhere--
my verse is iconic.

To still see people quoting
that on Easter

and crazy stuff like that--
and so I set the bar high.

I can't deliver anything less,
honestly.

- I'm not gonna underestimate
anybody in this competition.

Girl, look at me--
- Except--

- Lucky Starzzz.

[laughter]
I'm just kidding.

- I see y'all laughing a lot.
So I want to know what's funny.

- Not you. Oh.
- Oh!

- Morphine and I talked
about a Miami alliance,

but, like, I'm seeing
Morphine and Dawn

in their own little world,

throwing shade at me.
[gasps]

So I don't know
if I could trust it just yet.

- Morphine?
both: Yes.

- What's in the purse?
You're holding it very close.

- Purse haul with Morphine.

[suspenseful music]

- A bag full of air.

[laughter]
- Girl, wait a minute.

- So you have been
carrying around H2O?

- H2O is water.

[laughter]
H2O is water.

And after this,

we will be taking
a science class together.

- It's been a while, okay?

- [laughing]

- [laughing]

Hey, All Stars.

all: Hey.
- Hi.

- My God, today.
- Hello, Mother.

- Morgan McMichaels,
come on over.

♪ Morgan McMichaels ♪

Hi, Morgan.
- Hi.

- Girl, I love
that hair you had

for your entrance runway,

that executive cuntress.

- Anything short and bitchy--

- Yes.
- Right up my alley.

That's why I'm excited
that Dawn's here.

- [laughs]

How's the lyric writing going?

- I have some things down.

I'm here to have a laugh,
make you laugh, I hope.

- Yeah, you always
make me laugh.

I remember, I used to
see you at Peanuts.

- Oh, yes.

- What I notice from you
each time you've been here

is that some people are
really great at the club,

but come here,
the dynamics change.

- In the past, I was very like,
oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.

- Yeah.

- But now I've come in
with no inhibitions.

My nerves and all those things,
I just left them home.

- I think that happens in time.

You know, you don't sweat
the small stuff so much.

- I don't sweat at all.
- [laughs]

- One more, you know,
injection,

and I'll be able
to blink my lips.

- [laughs]

I'm one of those queens
that's great at drag,

but has been shit
at "Drag Race."

- All right, I'll see you soon.

- All right. Thank you.
- Thank you.

- I want to bring the Morgan
that everyone sees live

to the "RuPaul's Drag Race"
stage.

- Hi, Mama.
- Hi.

- How you doing?
- I'm doing amazing.

I can't believe I'm back.
- I know.

You were in
a serious car accident.

- Yes. I broke my jaw in half,
lost all my teeth,

broke my clavicle,
which is still broken.

But I survived.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

So I have all new teeth.
And I got a new chin, Mama.

- Oh, my gosh.
- I know.

- You look gorgeous.
- Thank you.

- Now, that was not long ago.

- Mm-mm.

- I saw you
in "Drag Race Live."

- Yes.

- I mean,
you're doing the splits.

You're being hoisted up
and flipping.

- [laughs] Yes.
- And you did all of that after.

- I never say no
to an opportunity.

- [laughs]

- To be a part of
"RuPaul's Drag Race Live"

and this competition
means a lot,

because there was a time
where I thought maybe,

like, this was it for me.

Like, I didn't know
if I could perform the same.

But I'm a fighter.

- Thank you, Morphine.
- Thank you, Mama.

Oh, my God,
I feel like a pageant--

that was like a pageant answer.

I'm your contestant number one.
Thank you.

- A'keria.
- [laughs]

Well, well, well,
we meet again.

- Well, we meet again.

I thought you was done with us.

- [laughs]

- It appears that
A'keria C. Davenport

has turned down my invitation

to return
for her "rudemption."

- Honestly,

after being eliminated
number 6,

I was feeling defeated.
- Mm-hmm.

- I wasn't mentally prepared

to compete again
for the game within the game.

The decision for me to leave

and not play the game
within the game was very hard.

It was an amazing opportunity,

but I knew I wasn't gonna be
able to give my all onstage.

I just needed to have
a reality check on myself

to find the passion
that I have for this art form.

And I've gotten
better mentally.

I've gotten better creatively.

And I love the place
that I am now.

- Listen, you were
born to do this.

- Thank you for that.
- Yeah.

- I do appreciate it.

That means a lot coming
from you, honestly.

- It's true.
It's true.

- I definitely do love those
words, and I'll cherish them.

- All right, A'keria,

I cannot wait to see
what you come up with.

Thank you, A'keria.
- Thank you.

- Hi, Lucky.
- Hi, Ru.

- So here you are,
back in this competition.

Who do you think is your
biggest competition?

- You know what?

Myself.
- Yeah.

- And I'm not just saying that
to be cute.

- Maybe just a little bit cute.
- A little cute, a little cute.

No, but, honestly, I really do
have an inner saboteur.

- Yeah, I know.
We all do.

Did he get you
the last time you were here?

- Oh. It got me
when I was challenged

to be who I am not...

- Mm.
- Which is a pretty lady.

Does that make sense?
- Does it make sense?

No, it doesn't make sense
because you are pretty.

But, listen, you know,
you do your thing,

and you do it so well.

And that's what
I wanted you back for.

That's why you're here.

That's why you
are Lucky Starzzz.

But we challenge you ladies
to do so many different things

that are outside
your wheelhouse,

and you can't limit yourself.

- I am very comfortable
in my own world.

But to make it to the top
in this competition,

I'm gonna have to mix my
cartoon animated fantasy world

with everything the judges
want to see in the challenges.

Thank you so much, Mama.

- Hey. How are you?
- I do not recognize you.

- I don't recognize myself
half the time.

- I bet.
Are you telling people

how you gone through
this metamorphosis?

- Oh, yeah, first off,
don't eat fried food.

- [laughs]
- Yeah.

- You have been campaigning
for many years

to be on "All Stars,"
and here you are.

- I know.

Every single year,
everybody hears,

"Bitch, I'm from Chicago."

Now it's time
for the kids to see

the originator who said it--
- Yeah.

- And who made "Untucked"
"Untucked."

- Yes.
- That's what it's all about.

- That's right.
My gosh, what a legacy.

What was that fight about?

- I still remember it
like it was yesterday

'cause I think
I watched it yesterday.

- [laughs]

- But that whole fight
and everything

was about Morgan jumping
in everybody's business,

like she normally does.
- Ah. Uh-huh.

- I'm always the nicest person
until someone

push me to that point.
- Yeah.

Thank you so much.

I'm so happy to have you back

and excited to see the new,
improved Mystique Summers.

- Oh, thank you for having me.

This is gonna be a blast.
- Good.

Hi, Dawn.
- Hi. How are you?

- It seems just like yesterday
you were here.

- I know.

- So when you finished this
competition the last time,

what was the overall review
of your performance?

- The general consensus
was, like, two thumbs up.

Like, good job, girl,
you know?

So I think this time
I'm coming back

a little bit more competitive,
you know?

- Okay. So, now,
in this competition,

have you ever
written lyrics before?

- I wrote lyrics three times.

The last one was
in the "Power" verse.

- Dawn, you brought the funk
with a side of mayonnaise.

[laughter]

You are safe.
- Thank you.

No more mayo.

- [laughs]

- I like mayo, but I know that
these girls are here to cook.

And if I want to win,

I'm really gonna have
to bring me more flavor.

I want to make sure that
the judges pay attention to me.

- Listen up, All Stars.

In a moment,
you'll head to the main stage

to work on your choreo.

And tomorrow
it's the world debut

of "Electric Rugaloo,"

where we will be joined by
our extra-special guest judge,

La Toya Jackson.

all: Oh!

- Yes.

- And to honor
this legendary legend,

on the runway,
category is La Toyas R Us.

[laughter]

So, toy soldiers,

good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

[hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

- I love this new stage.

- I know.
It's so big and fresh.

- So huge, so big. Yeah.
Oh, yeah.

You better do that, honey.

- So, baby,
now we have to choreograph

this "Electric Rugaloo" number
ourselves?

- Quick question--
who knows how to dance?

- I'll be in the back.

Y'all know I don't do well
with choreography.

I don't care
who choreograph this,

as long as I'm not
the one doing it.

Mm-mm.

I think the better question is,
who know how to choreograph?

[quirky music]

- Obviously,
you're the dancer here.

- Out of the whole group,
though?

I mean, I could choreograph.

Should we listen
to the song first?

We have two 75-year-olds.

Dawn has two left feet.

Lucky is missing
half her brain.

And A'keria--

her ass can't even
allow her to move.

- Yes.
- That was perfect.

So I'm gonna be the bitch
that has to choreograph

this whole thing.

I feel like in the beginning,
with the little DJ thing,

we could all be DJing.

And then we could do, like,
these, like, simple steps,

stuff like that.
- Right.

- Can you do that?
- Oh, yeah.

But it's too simple.
- So what do you think?

- What I think would be
a good idea,

just to get everyone's
little moment, play the song.

You do it.
- No, I don't want to do it.

- Then you do it,
just to see

if there's any moves
that we can all pick up.

- You know what?
I like that idea.

- I can tell you now,
I'm not gonna have any.

- Okay, let's each do it.
Morphine, you go first.

- Like improv something?

- Well, you know,
this is your idea.

You should go first
and show us.

[laughter]

- Girl, yeah, I like that, too.
- Okay.

- Go for it.

- I think that
it's really important

for everyone in the group
to put some effort in.

Put something in the pot

to make the stone soup,
if you will.

If you know the reference,
it's time for a colonoscopy.

♪ ♪

- Love.
- Okay, okay.

- That was cute.
That was really cute.

- I love the little--
- Lucky.

- I'll do one.

I'm Latino.
So I know how to move.

I have rhythm.

But I don't really do
the choreography,

planned-out dancing.

So I am intrigued to see

how I will fall into place
in a challenge like this.

I'm excited
but a little scared.

- All right,
A'keria, your turn.

- No, I don't have
anything, bitch.

- Dawn, your turn.
- I don't want to do one.

- Mystique?
- Let me watch. I'll pick up.

- But if we're doing this
as a team,

then everyone needs
to participate.

- Oh.

- What the fuck is
Morgan talking about?

Participate in what, the stupid
bullshit that you made up?

She's pretending us not wanting
to do it is not team players.

Girl, we never agreed
to whatever the fuck

you want us to be doing.

- I know you might
not want to do it,

but if we're doing it as a team,
I think everyone should--

- But the thing is, we should
see how we're going to start.

And then we can go from there.

- But we haven't seen
what everyone can do yet.

- But the thing is, we said
she was the choreographer.

We can add.
- Let's end the conversation.

Just do what you got to do,
'cause, obviously,

it's like fucking
pulling blood from a stone.

- Oh.

But, hey, we elected her
as the choreographer.

- I mentioned it.
We didn't elect her.

- Morgan is having
a Morgan hissy fit.

But I'm talking to myself,
saying, Mystique,

don't let these people see you
bawlin' because it's week one.

You have to be cordial
with everybody

to get the points later.

- So, dun, dun, dun.

Dun, dun, dun.

Dun, dun, dun.
Dah, dah.

- Yeah.

- Like, do we hate it?
Do we love it?

- I like it.
I think it's fun.

I'm picking up the choreo.
That's a good start.

But I have to make sure
that I'm standing out.

Girl, fuck it up.
Like...

Because I just had
so many occurrences

on season 16 of doing very well,

but someone
doing better than me.

And if I don't come out
the gates roaring,

I think I might always
be seen as mediocre.

- Will you slow it down?
- Oh, yeah. Sorry.

One and two, three and four.

- Why am I not getting that?

So what are you doing
with your left foot?

- Right, left, right.

Left, right, left.

- What?
That is too confusing to me.

- I was trying to do something
that maybe we all could do.

But then you said
that it's too simple.

- Morgan, this is why
you keep your mouth closed,

baby, sometimes.

- Oh, shit.
I'm way off.

- Starting off left is messing
me all the way up, too.

- I got lost.
- No.

- Bitch.

- Should we change it, then,
if you're feeling, like, off?

- Oh, my God.

This is stressing me out
because I just don't want

to take accountability if this
number doesn't look good.

We could drop here.

- Ooh, fuck me.

Every one of my kneecaps
just popped.

- Go like that.

- I got a bad back, no, ma'am.
- That's a lot.

- I've fallen,
and I can't get up.

- I feel like I'm teaching
little kids.

- Ooh.
- I'm having fun.

- I believe so.

I'm not getting paid
enough for this.

I should just get a point
just to choreograph.

- Oh, we doing that way?
Okay.

[fabric rips]
- Ooh.

[laughter]

- Girl, what happened?
You break something?

- Did your pants just rip?

[laughter]

- I have a long night
ahead of me

if we want to present
something worthy...

for RuPaul to see.

Girl, did you hear that?

- Just pop.

- No high kicks for me today.

- [laughing]

- [laughing]

[upbeat music]

- Whoo-hoo.

- All right.
- We're back.

Back, back, back, back.

- Just came from
the supermarket.

[imitates record scratching]

- Ooh.

- Today we're getting ready
to perform

"Breakdancin' 2:
Electric Rugaloo."

- Oh, girl,
that rehearsal was crazy.

- Girl, I'm tired.

- But you did a great job,
though, girl.

- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah, you ate.

- We went through hell in
these rehearsals last night.

But you know what?

Mama, what I created
is a masterpiece.

- Your solo stuff,
you really shut it down.

You shut it down.
- Girl, thank you so much.

I think I have this in the bag.

How do you feel? I know that
yesterday was a little rough.

- I'm good--
I feel better today,

you know,
now that we got it down.

- Oh, my God, yes.
- I was just a little annoyed.

- Oh.
- Why?

- Well, just the fact
that half of the girls

wanted to, you know, like,
give a little something.

And then, like, others didn't.

- Ms. Morgan runs
half the gigs,

if not all of the gigs
from Palm Springs

to Long Beach
six nights of the week.

So she's very anal
when it comes to drag shows.

But at the end of the day,
this is a competition to win.

She needs to be
focused on herself.

♪ ♪

- How do you feel, though,
about the choreo

and everything?
- Choreo is fine.

Everybody else is doing, like,

'80s hardcore dance
and all that stuff.

Mine is kind of nice and easy.

It's more of a old school.

I'm a DJ.
Here we go.

I'm feeling great
about performing today.

But do I want to stand out
in this challenge?

No.

I just want to coast for now
because it's been 16 years.

I need to see who

is going to try
to outshine who

so I know how
to play the game.

I'm a people watcher--
very, very psychological.

- Lucky.
- Huh?

- I want to talk about points.
- Okay.

- I...love games.

Do you know what you're
gonna do with your points?

- I don't know.
What about you?

- I don't know
what I'm gonna do.

But if neither of us
are in the top,

I'm totally down to do
a little point trade

to make sure that
we got each other's back?

- I'm down.

- Drag queens are not known
to be strategists, but I am.

We got to keep
all the girls together.

You know what I mean?
- Yeah. No, no, no.

I really appreciate your work.
- Cheers.

These girls don't know it,
but I'm thinking.

I'm working them.

Hey, Mystique, do you know
what you're gonna do

if you're not on the top?

- I haven't decided yet with the
whole points and everything.

- I don't think I have either.

Morphine is my number one.

But I'm thinking
she could be in the top.

So I need alliances

with people that are going
to be able to give me points

because in this game,
numbers are everything.

- Who do you think
will be in the top?

- I love your verse.
- I love my verse, too.

- And I love Dawn's.

- I definitely think
you have a great chance.

Bitch, you have
an amazing costume.

- Isn't it cute and colorful?
- Yes.

- Something about me has to be,

and it's certainly
not my personality.

- Okay, so we discussed the top.

Would you give your point
to somebody who won?

- If I was in alliance
with them, yeah.

- Oh.

- Alliances are an
interesting beast.

I've spoken
with A'keria about it

because we're
very great friends.

But friendship is one thing
and competition is another.

That is something
that we both understand

as seasoned veterans
in this drag game.

Would you?
- Yeah.

You know, yeah.
I don't see why not.

- And in this competition, the
finish line only accepts one.

How is that gonna work?

Interesting.

[upbeat music]

- Should I opera my verse?

[operatically]
♪ Rise and shine ♪

- Girl, I don't know how--

- [normal voice] Could you
imagine if I just showed up,

not a care in the world,
just here to do

the craziest, stupidest shit?
- Lucky.

[laughter]

- I love coming for my sister.
- Yes.

- So are you doing your
green look, your alien?

- No, I'm just gonna be,
like, a regular girl because

I have to do
the La Toya meet right after.

- Okay.

- I thought that I was
gonna be an alien

superstar '80s diva

with different-colored skin
for this challenge.

But now that I realize

that I have to do
the La Toya look right after,

I have to change it up.

Also, I want to, like,
give Ru, like,

something different from me,
you know what I mean?

- Right.

Lucky reminds me of myself
in season two

because out of this group,
Lucky seem like the outcast.

You still doing good
with your makeup over there?

- It's stressing me
the fuck out

because, you know,
I want to be great.

I don't want to be--
- No, girl, we could fix it.

I felt like
if I had somebody there

to cheer me on and be helpful,
things would be different.

So I'm trying to be
that auntie for Lucky.

So you see how
you have it here?

- Mm-hmm.

- You need, like,
a little bit of a shade.

But if you get on my nerves,
I'ma fill you up with sugar

and send you home to your mama.

♪ ♪

- That's crazy.
Only two of us.

Like, I'm still stuck on that.
- Girl.

Why did they have to do it
with the twist

of only two of us making it?

- I know.
What the fuck?

We all walked in here thinking

we just had to be
in the top half,

and now it's like, no, you have
to be the best of the best.

- I can't wait for the other
brackets to find out.

- I know.
They're gonna gag.

- Girl, because
only two of us

are making it
to the semifinals,

MVQ points are
very, very important

because one point could
make or break your fate.

How are y'all gonna give
your points?

- The MVQ?
- What does MVQ mean?

- Most Valuable Queen.

- Duh.
What does it mean to you?

- Like, why can't it just be,

you see somebody working hard
and, like--

- But the thing is, if the
person that is working hard

is not in your alliance, are
you gonna choose that person,

or are you gonna choose
your alliance person?

- But is everybody
a part of an alliance?

♪ ♪

- I don't know.
I love all you girls.

I don't know who I would give
my points to.

Ooh!

- Listen,
one thing I've learned,

especially about queens
or people in general,

first of all,
nature is self-preservation.

$200K is on the line, baby.
[laughs]

They're gonna play the game.

- How old are you?
- I'm 44.

- 44?
You look good for 44.

- That bitch working hard
for that point.

[laughter]

A lot of people are being very
friendly and chummy-chummy

and, you know,
doing a lot extra for girls

than they would
in the outside world.

But I don't knock anybody
for your hustle.

But I see you.

- Girls, theys and thems,

are we ready to pop, lock,
and drop it today?

- I think so.
- Ma'am, my knees are bare.

- I'm really proud of y'all
'cause I know there was

some little drama going on,
but I think,

you know,
we figured it out.

- Why you looking at me?
[laughter]

- Because you always
start the drama.

- Ooh.
- I'll tell you this.

I can't believe Mystique and I
had a difference in opinion

and we didn't fight.
- [laughs]

- See how far we're moving on
with each other?

- Hey, it's just day one.
We never know.

- Ah!

- We don't need
any geriatric fighting.

- I actually think
I do need that.

- So far, the vibe in the room
is, like, very, very sisterly.

But that's the first episode.

You know, A'keria, go get
some prune juice for us.

Girl, go get the prunes.

So that sisterhood
may drop to just a sister

or may drop to just the hood.

- Oh, my God.
I lived.

[dramatic music]

- ♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ And what? ♪

- Welcome to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race:
Tournament of All Stars."

Michelle Visage.

Now, is it true that you
once won a Grammy award

for Best Reggae Recording?

- No, Ru, I think you have me
mixed up with La Toya Jackson.

- Oh.

I do that so often.

He's got a passion for fashion.

It's Law Roach.

Now, Law, is it true
that you trained

to be a police officer
in Muncie, Indiana?

- No, Ru.

I think you have me mixed up
with La Toya Jackson.

- Oh, I do that so often.

And the complex
and multifaceted

La Toya Jackson.

Are you happy to be here?

- No, Ru.

I think you have me mixed up
with Michelle and Law.

[laughter]
No, no, I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding.
I'm so happy to be here.

I love it here.

And, of course,
today is my birthday.

And this is the best birthday
present I could ever have.

- Yay!
- Oh, yay!

We're gonna celebrate.
- Yes.

- This week we challenged
our queens to bust a move

in "Breakdancin' 2:
Electric Rugaloo."

And tonight on the runway,
category is...

La Toyas R Us.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may
the best drag queen win.

♪ ♪

And now the world debut

of "Breakdancin' 2:
Electric Rugaloo."

- ♪ We got a big box ♪

♪ And it likes to go boom ♪

- Yes.

[funky music playing]

- ♪ You want to step
to this ♪

♪ But do you know
just how to handle ♪

♪ The Queen is always right ♪

♪ See the trophies
on my mantle ♪

- ♪ Sleeping on me, but
I'm the girl of your dreams ♪

♪ I got it all, that's why
they call me queen ♪

♪ From MVQ
to the Hall of Fame ♪

♪ I'm the body, I'm the face,
girl, you know my name ♪

♪ Running rings around you
girls, supersonic ♪

♪ And your face says,
ready, set, go ♪

♪ I slay you without traces ♪

♪ I'm a mothertuckin' legend,
and the crown's mine, too ♪

♪ When I twerk,
it's a blessing ♪

♪ I'm just telling my truth ♪

♪ Mama Ru, let me show you
what the body can do ♪

♪ Stepping on necks
in my high-heeled shoes ♪

- ♪ Follow me down
to Electric Rugaloo ♪

- ♪ Rise and shine,
it's the crack of Dawn ♪

♪ I'm running this shit
like a marathon ♪

♪ That's D to the A
to the W-N ♪

- ♪ What?
- ♪ I am such a cutie ♪

♪ Can I be your best friend?
Psych ♪

♪ Breaking it down,
I'm outside the box ♪

♪ So fresh, so fly,
so unorthodox ♪

♪ My looks could soar,
your looks, a bore ♪

♪ You're never gonna win,
sweetie, there's the door ♪

♪ Got body by body, but
you know I'm not stressed ♪

♪ Still a naughty-body hottie,
you're a doo-doo clown mess ♪

♪ Baby, I am caked up,
make your boyfriend break up ♪

♪ Tellin' all my haters, it's
a shame about your makeup ♪

- ♪ Press play, and I'm on,
now feel my face ♪

♪ Ass is bumping
all over the place ♪

♪ Gonna pop and spin,
so make some room ♪

♪ 'Cause we got a big box
and it likes to go boom ♪

- ♪ Two, three, four ♪

- ♪ Twinkle, twinkle,
I'm your Lucky Starzzz ♪

♪ Three Zs on my name 'cause
third time's the charm ♪

♪ Step on me once,
now I'ma shake it up ♪

♪ Shoot my cool lemonade
in your hot paper cup ♪

♪ Totally bitchin', cunty,
and so sickening ♪

♪ Not your average star ♪

♪ I don't twinkle, bitch,
I glisten ♪

♪ Ow, give it up, ho ♪

♪ I'ma start bouncing
off the walls, yo ♪

♪ Oh, I'm a star, ho ♪

♪ Speed it up, slow it down,
watch me go, bro ♪

♪ Bubblegum, bubblegum,
in a dish ♪

♪ Who's the next girl out?
Not me, you wish ♪

- ♪ Follow me down
to Electric Rugaloo ♪

- ♪ Boom, I'm the queen
of this racket ♪

♪ Makeup MAC, getting'
nails click-clackin' ♪

♪ Ooh, I got
these bitches gaggin' ♪

♪ Good gaggin',
face crackin' ♪

♪ Sharp tongue
and a bite like a viper ♪

♪ Six bars, and I'm killin'
this cipher ♪

♪ I'm the shit, bitch,
no diaper ♪

♪ To the rats,
I'm Pied Piper ♪

♪ Full-bodied
like a bottle of scotch ♪

♪ McMichael, so top-notch ♪

♪ No stunts, no splits,
no dips, just fire ♪

♪ Queen of the scene,
can't get no higher ♪

- ♪ Press play, and I'm on,
now feel my bass ♪

♪ Asses bumpin'
all over the place ♪

♪ Gonna pop and spin,
so make some room ♪

♪ 'Cause we got a big box,
and it likes to go boom ♪

- ♪ Ooh, let's go
- ♪ Two, three, four ♪

- ♪ Step up to the battle
with my boom, boom, pow ♪

♪ Boogaloo Barbie,
got that BBL bounce ♪

♪ Face so beat,
all the dogs clocked out ♪

♪ Ru, blink twice
if you're feeling down ♪

♪ Miami baddie
with a Nicaraguan spice ♪

♪ You want a lick,
gotta pay my price ♪

♪ My hips talk dirty,
but my face plays nice ♪

♪ He said, I'm straight,
I said, not tonight ♪

[laughter]

♪ Clip, body-ody-ody,
and you know it don't quit ♪

♪ Turning the party,
so it's gonna be lit ♪

♪ La vida to Miami,
'cause you know I'm the shit ♪

- ♪ Take me down
to Electric Rugaloo ♪

- ♪ Steal the scene
like a fly-girl queen ♪

♪ Tracksuit tight,
skin glowing clean ♪

♪ Drop that weight,
now I levitate ♪

♪ Glowin' like a disco ball,
ain't that great ♪

♪ Exfoliate the shade,
moisturize the hate ♪

♪ Livin' my truth, baby,
feelin' first-rate ♪

♪ I glow in the dark,
I sparkle when I shade ♪

♪ This ain't store-bought,
it's a slay I made ♪

♪ Slimmed down, glowed up ♪

♪ This queen's ready
for a close-up ♪

♪ Mystique was
never a mistake ♪

[echoing laughter]

- ♪ Electric Rugaloo ♪

[record scratching]

♪ Electric Rugaloo ♪

- ♪ Press play, and I'm on,
now feel my face ♪

♪ Asses bumpin'
all over the place ♪

♪ Gonna pop and spin,
so make some room ♪

♪ 'Cause we got a big box,
and it likes to go ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Boom ♪

[laughter and applause]

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Mother of the house ♪

Category is La Toyas R Us.

- [giggles]

- Up first,
A'keria C. Davenport,

inspired by La Toya
in gold and black

in Atlantic City.

Anybody got some Afro Sheen?
- [giggles]

- First runway,
and here I am

in my 1988-inspired
La Toya Jackson look,

which was the year I was born.

- She really tied one on,
didn't she?

- Yes.
- She certainly did.

- I am sequined
from head to toe.

And, baby, I feel rich.

The hair is big.

The waist is cinched.
The tail is telling.

Y'all see me walk out.

- Bow down, bitches.

- ♪ Bitch, get back when
I step on the runway ♪

- Up next, Dawn,

inspired by La Toya in orange

at the Moulin Rouge, Paris.

all: Ooh.

- I am trying to give you

a little bit of something new
for Miss Dawnica--

skimpy, burlesque-y.

We have a tiny little waist.
That part's not new.

- So flocking good.
- [chuckles]

- I have these big feather
fans that I made myself.

Thank you.

I'm looking like the most
sickening stripper Pikmin

you've ever seen
in your entire life.

You know what Pikmin is?
Okay, look it up.

- Dawn is a huge fan.

She's actually two huge fans.

♪ Mother of the house ♪

Up next, Lucky Starzzz,

inspired by La Toya in purple

at the Moulin Rouge, Paris.

Yeah, she's gonna get rocked.

- [giggles]

- I feel like a baddie
down this runway.

And, listen, you cannot have

a La Toya look
without the hat.

- Back to you.

- I'm feeling
really confident right now.

I'm walking down this runway

like I'm the prettiest girl
in the world, because what?

Beauty is in the eye
of the beholder,

and I am holding all of it
in my pussy.

I don't know what that means.

- For those of you
who didn't believe,

roll up your sleeves.

Morgan McMichaels,

inspired by La Toya in red

at the Moulin Rouge, Paris.

- What a fox.
- Oh.

- I am embodying
La Toya Jackson

from head to toe.

I'm sleek.
I am curvy.

I am feathers and foxtails.

Everything about me
is very shiny.

You could see me
from fucking space.

- If you stay red,
you ain't got to get read.

[laughter]

- I definitely remember
this era of La Toya Jackson--

sexy, demure, shiny,

everything a drag queen
aspires to be.

- That's Captain Morgan to you.

♪ Bitch, get back when
I step on the runway ♪

Morphine Love Dion,

inspired by La Toya in white
at the Moulin Rouge.

- Michaels is all sold out
of pampas grass.

- I am a Vegas showgirl now.

I love feathers,
and I love headpieces,

so I am wearing
the biggest, baddest,

and most insane costume.

- To you as well.

- I am pearled, rhinestoned.

These wings weigh
about 100 pounds,

and my shoulders grew
'cause of it,

but it's okay
'cause I look amazing.

- This Victoria
definitely has a secret.

- ♪ Mother of the house ♪

Mystique Summers,

inspired by La Toya in blue
at--where else?

- The Moulin Rouge!
- The Moulin Rouge.

- Moulin Rouge.
- The Moulin Rouge, Paris.

- Blue or purple?
- Purple.

- Indigo.

- I'm giving you
shades of purple

in dedication to my mom.

She passed right before
this competition,

and this
is her favorite color.

I'm giving all
the personality,

just smiling
and showing them the teeth.

Clock the skin.

- [echoing]
♪ Mother of the house ♪

[laughing]

- [laughing]

Welcome, queens.

Tonight,
"Tournament of All Stars" rules

are in full effect.

I'll name the top two
All Stars of the week,

and each will receive
two points.

Then the top two will lip-sync

for their chance to win $10,000

and one extra point.

Remember, at the end
of this three-episode bracket,

the two queens
with the most points

will continue on
to the semifinals

with a chance
to ultimately win $200,000.

- [exhales sharply]

- Now it's time
for the judges' critiques,

starting with
A'keria C. Davenport.

- Hey, A'keria.

You look fantastic tonight.
- Thank you.

- Let's get
into the performance.

You kicked it off.

You had the opening verse--
not an easy thing to do.

You did it strong.
You had a cartwheel.

I thought the verse was great.

You stumbled a little bit
with the lip sync,

but you weren't the only one.

- I think you look
absolutely fabulous in this.

I love the entire ensemble.

However,
I think that the dress

should have been
a little bit longer

because it would have been
a little bit more flattering.

- Did you make it?
- I did.

- You did a really great job
with the construction.

- How many wigs
is on your head?

- 100.
[laughter]

- Up next, Dawn.

- You know what, Dawn?

I didn't expect you
to spit the bars like you did.

- ♪ My looks, couture,
your looks, a bore ♪

♪ You're never gonna win,
sweetie, there's the door ♪

- You did a great job rapping.

- Thank you.

- I thought your look was more
fashion than it was hip-hop.

- I disagree with Michelle.
It was very hip-hop.

It reminded me of TLC.
- Mm-hmm.

- And this look--

you came on the stage

and put your money
where your mouth was,

because this is
one of my favorite looks

that I've seen since
I've been on "Drag Race."

It is stunning.

- That gradation of stones
from the bottom up--

that is just
the crowning glory

of this magnificent outfit.

Somewhere in the world,

Bob Mackie is looking at this
with a fistful of lotion.

[laughter]

Up next, Lucky Starzzz.

- The way you came into your
performance was super fun.

I thought your rap
was really fun.

You were talking about
things that we knew.

- Your rhythm is so good,
by the way.

No matter where you were
on the stage,

you stood out to me
more than anybody else.

- I thought your line

"shoot my cool lemonade
in your hot paper cup"

was absolutely disgusting.
[laughter]

- Thank you.

- Now, this look
doesn't look or feel

as expensive
as some of the other girls.

- The one thing
that's missing--

the foxtails, because
it really finishes the outfit.

And it makes it look
so much more expensive.

- I know that you tried
to bridge the gap

between your sort of
cosplay style of makeup

and entering
the world of humanity.

- Is that where we're at?
- Yes.

And that's a good thing.

But it still lends a lot
of itself over to the cosplay.

Up next, Morgan McMichaels.

This is the most iconic outfit

from La Toya's run
at the Moulin Rouge.

In fact, it was on the cover
of "Ebony" magazine.

And you've done it
so beautifully.

- Everything in this outfit
is so detailed.

It looks exactly like it.

Thank you for this.

- And for your performance,
you said,

"I'm the shit, bitch,
no diaper."

[laughter]

That is a bar. That is a line.
- Thank you very much.

- And you jumped
from those crates

and did a cartwheel
onto the ground.

You are a crazy performer,
and I'm glad

that you got to show the world
that you still got it.

- I'll be paying
for that later.

Trust me.
- Worth it.

- Up next, Morphine Love Dion.

- This look is one
of my favorites tonight.

There is so much detail
in this.

I love those boots.
I would wear those boots.

- I also want to wear
those boots.

- Yes.
- They're yours, honey.

- But I do think that
the performance look

was a little, mm.

It wasn't enough pizzazz.

- It gave me
very Snow White from the hood.

- [chuckles]
Well, true.

- Actually,
I didn't notice the outfit.

I noticed you...
- Thank you.

- Because you really know
how to command the stage.

- I loved the rap, and
your lyrics were so creative.

"Miami baddie."

Can you continue
that sentence for me?

- Miami baddie
with a Nicaraguan spice.

You want a lick,
you got to pay my price.

[laughter]

- Great night for you,
Morphine.

- Thank you.

- Up next, from season 2,
Mystique Summers.

- Before I critique you, bitch,

I just want to say
I'm from Chicago, too.

- I know.
[laughter]

- In this look,
I kept trying to see La Toya,

but I kept seeing
Albertina Walker.

- Ooh!

- This is a gospel revival.

It is not the glamour

and the sexiness
from La Toya at Moulin Rouge.

And your performance look--

although yours
was historically accurate,

it wasn't enough drag into it.

I could see you just walking
down the street in that look.

But the face
is as real as rain.

You beautiful.
- Thank you.

- When I watched
the performance,

I thought you were shy.

- You flubbed
several of the lines.

But this is what I've noticed
since you've been back.

It feels like your impulses
with your brand-new body

are on a one-second delay.

So the performance
seemed a little subdued.

- Coming from, like,
400 pounds down to 195,

so that truly makes sense.
- Yeah.

Thank you, All Stars.
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

[engine turning over]

Now, just between us
toy soldiers,

what do you think?

We are looking for the top two
All Stars of the week.

- I loved everything
about Dawn.

I don't have any cons at all.

- From the minute
she walked onstage,

she knew exactly
what she wanted to do,

and she delivered it.

- That La Toya look--I cannot
stop thinking about it.

- Oh, my gosh.

That was breathtaking.

Really, I think
my favorite look of the night.

- Morgan McMichaels
is the type of drag queen

that you pay your money
to go see.

- Mm-hmm.
- And she did not disappoint.

- This girl lives
and breathes drag,

and you could tell that
tonight in her performance.

- Now, the La Toya look--
that was one of my favorites.

- Morgan replicated
that outfit to the T.

- So, if you're putting Morgan
and Morphine side by side,

'cause they're both dynamic,
it's kind of like, mm...

I think Morphine's performance
was wonderful.

And I thought her rap,
her lyrics were great.

However, there was this weird
"Snow White in the hood" thing

that I was getting from her.

It was just a kind of,
like, eh, outfit.

- But the La Toya outfit--

that is where
she hit a home run.

It was a great homage

to the one and only
La Toya Jackson.

- All right, silence.

I have one thing to say.

Surprise!

Happy birthday, La Toya!
[cheers and applause]

Look at that cake.

I'd like to propose a toast

to the incredible
La Toya Jackson.

Happy birthday!

- Thank you.
[cheering]

all: Cheers.

- I'm drinking champagne.

- Yay!
- Yay!

- [laughing]

Welcome back, All Stars.

Based on your
"Electric Rugaloo" performances

and your La Toyas R Us
runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

[dramatic music]

Dawn,

Morgan McMichaels,

Morphine Love Dion,

this week,
you all popped and locked.

But the top two All Stars
of the week are...

♪ ♪

Morgan McMichaels...

and Dawn.

Condragulations.

You've each earned 2 points.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

- The rest of you may step
to the back of the stage.

- Congratulations.
- Thanks, babe.

- Congratulations.

♪ ♪

- Two All Stars
stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me,

win $10,000,

and earn a coveted extra point

in the
"Tournament of All Stars."

The time has come...
[thunder rumbles]

For you to lip-sync...

for La Toya!

- [chuckles]

♪ ♪

- I am lip-syncing against
Morgan fucking McMichaels.

I know this bitch is gonna
hit it, split it, kick it.

But I got some fucking tricks
up my fucking sleeves,

and I want this
extra point so bad.

- I'm in the top two.
Inside, I'm screaming.

And now it's the OG bitch
verse the new bitch.

And if I win the lip sync,
I'll be the leader.

I want it.
I have to have it.

- Good luck...

and don't fuck it up.

[upbeat music plays]

- ♪ Wicked love ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ Break it in, ah ♪

♪ ♪

♪ All my life ♪

♪ I've always wanted more ♪

♪ Now that I fell for you ♪

♪ I've got what
you're lookin' for ♪

♪ So satisfied ♪

♪ That I stopped searchin' ♪

♪ Whatever you do to me ♪

- ♪ Baby, it's workin' ♪

- ♪ Your love is trouble ♪

♪ That made
my feelings double ♪

♪ I enjoy to flirt
with danger ♪

♪ Hate to brush
with trouble, baby ♪

♪ Because for La Toya ♪

♪ You throw me,
I'll destroy ya ♪

♪ Just to keep
your love excited ♪

♪ I'll always enjoy ya ♪

♪ Such a wicked love ♪

♪ ♪

♪ The love you treated ♪

♪ Exactly what I needed ♪

♪ Such a wicked love ♪

♪ ♪

♪ The love you treated ♪

♪ Exactly what I needed ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Shh ♪

- [laughs]

- ♪ I think I hear
Mr. Bass knockin' ♪

[bass line thumps]

♪ Cool ♪

♪ We're gonna make the rules ♪

♪ This ain't no joke,
knock on the door ♪

♪ Go for broke, ooh! ♪

- ♪ Such a wicked lover ♪

♪ I got a thing for you ♪

- ♪ Yes, I do
- ♪ Such a wicked lover ♪

- ♪ I love it
- ♪ I got a-- ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Wicked love ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I need
a wicked kind of lover ♪

- ♪ Wicked love ♪

- ♪ Ooh, and that's a fact,
he's got to be exact ♪

- ♪ Exactly what I needed ♪

- ♪ All right, y'all,
I'm out of here ♪

- [laughing]

[applause]

All Stars,
I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Morgan McMichaels,
condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

- Thank you.

Thank you.

- You've earned
a cash tip of $10,000,

plus tickets
for you and your friends

to see "Stop! That! Train!"

in theaters June 12th.

Plus, an extra point,

which gives you
a total of 3 points.

- Thank you all.

- Dawn, you have 2 points.

Condragulations.

- Thank you.

- A'keria, Lucky,

Morphine, Mystique,

please come
to the front of the stage.

♪ ♪

All Stars, with great power
comes great responsibility.

Each week,
the bottom four queens

will each receive one point.

But you cannot keep
the point for yourself.

You must give it away
to the All Star you believe

is the MVQ--

the Most Valuable Queen
of the Week.

Choose wisely,

because at the end
of this bracket,

the two queens
with the most points

will move on
to the semifinals

and the other queens
will be eliminated.

Condragulations, All Stars.

And, remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
are you gonna love--

"Stop! That! Train!"

in theaters June 12th.

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

all: Amen.

- All right,
now let the music play.

♪ Good luck
and don't eff it u-u-up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't
eff it u-u-up ♪

♪ Good luck
and don't eff it u-u-up ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Good luck and don't,
good luck and don't ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Good luck and don't
eff it u-u-up ♪

♪ Eff it up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't,
good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck and don't
eff it u-u-up ♪

♪ Eff it up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't,
good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck and don't
eff it u-u-up ♪