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Lourdes, I feel that your nephew is so lonely.

Oh Dona Sonia! I worry for him too, but...

...that's just how he lives.

I only ever see him out in the garden...

or here, in the house, playing that keyboard.

Oh, it's so sad.

I try to get him to socialize...

with the people in the church, but...

He is very alone. I can't do anything.

He should get a girlfriend!

Some friends!

Because it's not good, being so alone, Lourdes.

God and Our Lady will bring a wonderful girl...

into my Godson's life!

Look! Did I get here too early?

Or are they all going to be late again?

And Hezekiah, his son...

reigned in his stead.

Amen!

Thanks be to God!

And finally, does anyone want to dedicate the next song?

I would like to dedicate it to all the children...

who are hungry in the world.

And for my wretched husband

the drunken sot!

Goodbye.

Bye. See you next week.

See you next week.

Come back soon.

Hi!

You played beautifully today.

Aunt Lourdes said you could give me some keyboard lessons.

Oh, Sonia!

Tell your husband that I will pay him all my late rent

next month, okay? Just a little more patience!

- We can set something up. - Wonderful!

I'll be back tonight!

Ok, fine.

Bye, Aunt Lourdes!

Goodbye, Dear!.

My dear, I want to talk to you. It's very important.

Would you come with me?

Of course! Auntie

My dear, you know this is a blessed house, don't you?

And God does not reject anyone.

Yes, I know.

And you know about my commitment to God and Our Lady

I'm a missionary!

I know, Auntie.

Yesterday I received a call.

A mission.

Oh, Our Lady of Perpetual Help... how do I say this... ?

Okay.

I have a cousin

who has a son.

He's your cousin too, second or third degree.

And this kid needs to spend a few days here with us.

Ah!

Great! I didn't know I had a cousin.

And it'll be great, because you can get to know each other, become friends.

Yeah, that's really cool!

Plus, he'll only be here for a few days...

just until things calm down.

What do you mean, calm down?

It seems that they have some family problems.

His stepmother...

who is also a Christian woman

she called me yesterday, in tears.

She said that if the boy comes home, his father will kill him!

Goodness!

Yeah, a horrible situation.

And I could not deny a request from her...

and...

...a member of our family, going through this difficult situation.

No, I understand, Auntie. Of course!

His name is Mario.

- Ah, Mario! - Yes.

Great!

Oh, I'm glad you liked it, my dear.

I didn't want to hassle you any further, but

there is an extra bed in your room...

Ah! No, Auntie, it's no problem at all.

Ah, that's good, dear!

I'm going to change the sheets today

because he arrives tomorrow.

- Tomorrow? - Yeah, it was all very last minute...

...and...

well...

I've got to go on that spiritual retreat with Father Ulysses, you know.

So I can't be here to welcome him...

but I'm sure you'll treat him like a lord,

and I'll be back in a few days.

That's fine, Auntie. Don't worry.

And...

What happened? Why is his father so angry?

Because the boy is leaving...

from the penitentiary tomorrow, and his father doesn't want him at home.

Can you believe that?

- From penitentiary? - Yes.

- From prison? - Yes.

But, Auntie? This guy isn't dangerous?

What did he do? Why was he arrested?

and I'm going to be alone here with him.

My dear...

My dear, I don't even want to know what he did...

...because... sin is sin, but forgiveness is more important.

No, Auntie, calm down. We have to...

Dear God...

Bless us.

I know, but it's not better to think...

I'm sure that God,

and the Most Holy Virgin,

who live in this home...

they will transform the heart of our relative.

But you do not think it's better...

Where God is, there is protection.

That turned out great, eh?

Yeah. It's pretty cool.

It'll just be for a few days, dear.

Lord God! Be in this room,

Bless this boy who's coming,

Also, protect my dear nephew.

No, Auntie! Not on the keyboard!

Holy angel of the Lord, my zealous keeper.

Damn! Come here! You disgusting...!

That one is already in hell!

Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful! You are a great musician.

I'm delighted! It's like...

God plays through you.

Thank you!

You know, I can imagine, as God meticulously made

every little musical note.

each one more beautiful than the other!

About the lessons.

I usually teach twice a week, for each student.

And normally I'd ask them to bring a song too...

Can you play this one?

- The Princess of Miracles? - That's right.

Ok. Let me see.

♪ Bring your kindness ♪

♪ Princess ♪

♪ With holiness ♪

♪ The light will invade ♪

♪ Your castle ♪

♪ is my abode, Lord. ♪

♪ You crown me ♪

♪ And I'm going to bless ♪

Oh, beautiful! Oh glory!

Hallelujah, Lord! Glory!

Glory, glory!

Amen!

Dear Lucas,

I did not want to wake you, you were sleeping like an angel.

I bought a lot of things to eat

and I made a carrot cake, which is in the oven.

I hope you and Mario get along very well.

and, I locked my room.

The key is under Our Lady, on top of the refrigerator.

If you need it, for some emergency, it's there.

A big kiss. I love you.

Can I lock myself in my room, Aunt? Fantastic!

Hi!

Hi!

- Ah, you must be... - Mario!

- Oh, of course. - Hi cousin!

Hi, Mario! What's up? Are you all right?

I never knew that I had a cousin!

My surname is also Hantz!

Oh cool

another Hantz!

Thanks for having me here.

It's all right. This is really cool

I also didn't know that I had a cousin

This is for all the years that we have not hugged

Ah, cousin!

How was your trip here?

Oh yeah! Was fine.

Very quiet.

uh-huh

In fact...

I didn't even notice it.

And as you can see, this place is very calm. Eh?!

I see. Very peaceful.

Oh, and about our aunt.

She's not here because she had to take a trip.

but she apologizes...

about the situation... - Oh no! It's all right!

- That's ok? - It's cool. All good.

I understand!

Good! Let's go? I can show you the house.

- Shall we go in? - Great!

Follow me.

As you can see, the house is very simple but...

...it's fine.

This is my...

it's our room now.

Oh, we sleep together?

Sorr... In the same room?

Yes.

That's cool!

No! Your house is wonderful!

It's much better than the place where I've just been...

That's for sure!

You know where I was, right cousin?

Ah! Yes, yes, I know. - Yeah, cousin.

Jail

The worst place in the world.

I can imagine.

Sleeping with one is easy.

Think about sleeping with fifteen.

Thanks again for having me here.

- No no... - I do not want to bother you.

Don't worry, don't worry! It's all good.

Look, our aunt made up this bed for you.

Not the most comfortable, but... I think you'll like it.

Bullshit. It's wonderful!

If you tell me you have a bath in this house

I'll kiss you on the mouth.

Yes, I have. Come on, I'll show you.

Oh, great! I need to take a shower.

I get sweaty very quickly.

- Sure. Take your shower. - Oh cool.

This is the bathroom. It's very spacious, big.

Oh yeah... for hot water

you have to open the tap very slowly

Otherwise it doesn't heat up.

Ok. Great.

Wow, that's delicious.

Very nice.

There's only one bathroom in the house?

Not! There's another one up there, in our aunt's bedroom.

It's way better than this one, actually.

And don't worry, I won't mess anything up.

I won't make the house dirty

and I never piss on the toilet seat.

Starting today.

I confess, I also forget to pick it up

but I got much better once I came to live with my aunt

because she's a woman. So...

How long do you live here?

Did you come from jail too?

Ah! No, no!

I came to live here as a child.

My parents passed away and my aunt raised me.

My condolences.

No, it's ok. I'm over it.

My mother is dead too.

She was an alcoholic.

She drank to forget my father's beatings.

I forgot some things, like shampoo, soap.

Can I use yours?

Oh, I have some things here that I think will be fine

Great!

Shampoo.

Soap.

Liquid soap.

Lotion.

Nice.

Oh...

ehh... I'll leave you alone.

So you can do your thing.

Hey!

Thank you!

If you need me, just call.

Cool!

It's delicious. Did you cook it?

No, our aunt. She roasted it for us.

Wow! She's a great cook.

Let me clean the dishes later, okay?

Don't worry about it. You're new here.

No problem.

No, no! I want to help.

Let me wash up.

I can clean the house too.

I enjoy doing it.

Okay, we can help each other out.

If you want, we can share the chores.

I know how to cook too.

I know how to fry eggs.

I also know how to iron clothes.

Do you like sucking the bone?

It's good.

This song is good for you to practice the chords.

Chords?

What is that?

It's a set of notes.

Notes! Wow, this is beautiful!

Yeah.

For example.

This is the "A".

Wow!! Wonderful! How wonderful.

Try.

I can't.

Here.

Put that finger in here.

There. So you...

Oh, I'm so excited! My first note!

Did I play perfectly, Professor?

Yeah, I think you should... I think...

you need to buy a keyboard, so you can practice some more at home.

I think it's important.

And that boy...

...how is he related? ...cousin?

He is. Yes.

Cool! and he's going to live here with you?

No, no. He's only going to stay here for a while.

Oh, nice.

Does he have that imposing surname too?

Hantz.

and, yep.

Cool! You know...

I would love to have that name, Julia Hantz.

Would you like to carry on with the lesson? Good, shall we continue?

Ah yes, go on!

What a cute little hole!

I think, next time you come...

you can bring a song that you like, so we can...

Oh, there's a song...

I did nothing! I'm innocent. I swear! I swear!

Wow, I had a nightmare.

Sorry to wake you, Mario.

Bye!

So I come on Tuesdays and Thursdays, right, Professor?

Yes!

Bye!

Sorry, Mario. I didn't mean to wake you up, man.

Oh no. It's all good. This isn't a time for sleeping.

So you give keyboard lessons?

Yes. You will hear a lot of music from now on.

Nice! I like music.

Really? Do you play anything?

Were you looking at me, cousin?

No! No, I was looking out the window there.

Cousin.

I hear strange noises here.

It's normal?

Yeah, it is normal. Just capybaras.

- There's a lot of shrubs here. - Ah, that's ok.

- Good night! - Good night!

Cousin! I think I've heard a few steps.

No, Mario. They are just...

It's just the neighborhood talking. D'you hear that?

- Are you sure? - Absolutely.

Cousin.

Do you mind if we put our beds together?

and we sleep hand in hand.

I'm afraid of ghosts.

Seriously, Mario? Afraid of ghosts?

Ok, fine.

Oh, great!

Hi!

Hi!

Do you want some help with lunch?

Oh no. The beans are almost ready.

Want to play cards?

Play cards?

Which game? I only know how to play "Hole", dude.

Oh, great. I love a hole.

Does using a joker mess up the Canasta?

No. It's just two of different suits.

Ah, ok.

Playing cards was what I did most of in jail.

Knowing how to spend time is an art.

The secret of happiness

is in the way

you can cheat at life.

Cheat at life. Great.

Distraction is the secret.

You just can't steal, okay?

- Not good. - And speaking of stealing

How did you end up in jail anyway?

Ah!

drug trafficking.

But it was an unjust conviction...

The only drug I use, sometimes...

...a little bit, is alcohol.

What happened was

I went to protect one of my friends

from an asshole on the street.

So...

The idiot put drugs in my pocket.

The police came,

found drugs in my pocket.

After explaining the whole monkey business:

Two weeks in jail.

Glad you're free now.

Don't get me started!

it must've been really bad.

Imagine, the best place in the world.

Go on! Already?!

I distracted you with my conversation.

Didn't I tell you that distraction was the thing?

Of course, distraction is your thing.

Oh, fuck!

Yeah. Oh!

You can't say dirty words in this house.

He sees everything.

I'm sorry.

Dude. Seriously, this game is so fucked...

Sorry.

Yeah. This game is really hard for you.

Fuck you.

It's just a friendly game.

I think something is missing

Something to encourage me to win this game.

Something at the end. Like a prize.

A prize? What prize?

I choose one for you, and you choose one for me.

You can, like...

Dance to a song. A lambada.

Totally naked.

A naked lambada?

If I lose, I'll do the same.

No, let's not. Let's go, let's go... let's just keep playing.

Afraid of losing, right?

No, no... let's just keep going, dude.

My dream as a child was to have a Monopoly set.

but everyone was poor where I grew up.

So, me and my friends, we made up games.

Some naughty games...

You know that one? The "passa carta" ?

You have to pass the card to the other person

Sucking like this.

We played doctor and patient

"Gato Mia"

"Rosca-rosca"

"Queima-queima"

And our parents could not even imagine

we used to do those naughty things...

Yeah.

I just don't know "rosca-rosca".

Oh, kid. Just showing it to you.

Only child?

Yes.

You seem like a very honest guy.

That's what I am.

Girlfriend?

Not just now.

Never dated?

Incredibly, no.

- Gay? - What?

Or your girlfriend is the shower?

but back to those notorious kids' games.

You're funny, dude.

My mind thinks a lot about these things.

That's normal...

...me too.

No, you look like a good boy.

I can see that.

I do?

Well I had you fooled there...

there's a lot of dirt up here in my head.

If you say so!

Yeah.

So. You know that

these games are common among cousins, right?

Yeah. Seriously.

I know.

Yeah.

Haven't you heard about that?

Think so.

Cool.

Yeah.

...and now you've got a cousin, right?

- The pressure cooker! - Damn it!

Ah! Lord have mercy!

Fuck!

There'll be no beans today!

Really nice!

Do you do anything?

Anything what?

Like, to make money?

Before going to jail

I was a sort of cashier

in a type of lottery house.

What do you mean, "type of lottery" ?

Some animal games.

But what I really like to do is draw.

But I haven't made any money from that yet.

Drawing is cool.

What do you like to draw?

I like to draw comics.

Nice.

Someday I'll show you.

Show me now.

We're sat here with nothing to do.

Not this one.

Not this.

Can you stop being shy?

You haven't shown me any of your music.

So can I see this one?

You're shy.

A little bit.

You don't put any speech?

I never write speech.

Need to put some in, right?

Would be nice.

But it's a great drawing.

He looks like you.

In fact, he is you.

Yeah.

So would you like to have superpowers?

Yes.

Which?

Become invisible.

Fly.

Freeze people.

Freeze people?

Why?

Because it's really cool.

Freeze people before they reach me.

Before they hurt me.

Interesting.

What is this?

I'm freezing you, man.

Freeze.

No

Freeze.

Can you stop?

Freeze.

Now come here and show me your music.

Mario, you kissed me!

Oh yes! Relax.

It's a cousin's kiss. Very common.

Now come play a song for me.

Come on, Lucas. I showed you my drawings.

Now you play me a song.

Come on! Come on! Come on!

Are you moved, man?

Yes. I think it's very beautiful.

and I thought I'd played it all wrong.

No. You played incredibly beautifully.

Thanks!

Is classical music the only type you like to listen to?

You can go a long way with classical, you know

but, there are other types of music that I like listening to

I just can't, because our aunt doesn't like it much.

Heavy metal.

and it needs to be really loud, otherwise it's not as good.

Dude! Don't call her! It's really early!

She won't answer.

It's cool, man!

- She's boring. - Is she really boring?

Yes

She rented this house to us.

- Really? - Yes.

Check if that's the right number.

Yes.

Yes. It is.

So let's do it.

It's ringing.

She's going to kill us.

Who is it now?

It's so late.

Hello!

Don't say Hello! Say "Pleasure with Madness"!

My God!

Are not you ashamed to call my house late at night?

I'm already an old lady.

It's not a prank, madam.

You are participating in the promotion

"Pleasure with Madness".

But don't be sad, there's still time for you to win!

I have heart problems, boy!

I'm going to call the police now!

All you need to do

is say "Pleasure with Madness"

Groaning, like a goat!

A goat?

So what's this massage?

Our massage therapist goes to your room

totally naked...

...and massages your whole body...

...like that.

and... where is this motel?

Well, actually I...

I can't go to a motel.

If anyone sees me entering a motel...

It can be in a parking lot.

And it can't be at night. I always go to bed early.

It could be in the afternoon.

Is that a joke?

Oh, what a pity!

Pleasure

with madness!

Hello!

Hello??

Oh, I don't believe it. It was a prank.

Oh, no...

I thought this would be the day...

Who knows...

Maybe one day...

Stop being an idiot.

Fuck off! You're not Renato Russo.

Come on, stop.

I already shut up.

I'll tell you a joke.

Ok.

Tell me the joke.

Look. Two sisters.

Two sisters. The youngest and the oldest.

The youngest spoke to the eldest.

Look sister

there's hair growing on my little monkey

The older one said

Oh, my dear.

Mine is already eating bananas.

This is your joke.

That... Holy shit!

What the fuck!

You're really bad at jokes!

Mario. Wake up!

Mario.

Mario.

Shit.

Sleep well.

It's good.

Good morning.

Good morning.

I'm still laughing at yesterday's prank, dude.

Are you better?

I didn't even see you go to bed yesterday. I fell asleep.

I don't remember either.

Yeah. You were naked.

Ah yes. Don't you remember?

What did we do?

You having any trouble sitting down?

Oh God. Don't say that sort of thing...

I'm just kidding!

I always take off my clothes to sleep.

You had me worried there.

What are you reading? - but I wanted to

What?

I say it and run away!

Lunatic!

The title is "The Goofy Bird."

What a stupid fucking title

I took this book from prison.

It's good?

It's great! It has loads of illustrations.

Edgar turns into a bird

People are disgusted, but he's a superhero.

Like Jesus.

Cool.

Was that a kind of catch game?

I'm like that bird.

Are you religious?

I believe in something.

Is that good?

I believe in the mystery.

So you do not believe in a specific God?

I feel God.

But I can not tell what he looks like.

I hope our aunt doesn't hear me, but

I believe this too.

Do you believe in sin?

No.

Take off your clothes.

And the underwear, too.

Did you hear that?

Sounds like steps.

Son of a bitch.

I'll have my revenge.

I'll get your underwear, too.

I'm going to put your underwear on that tree too.

I'll take off your underwear now.

Don't hide from me.

I'll find you, Lucas.

I'll find you.

I'll get you, Lucas.

You will not escape

Are you listening, Lucas?

Lucas.

I said I'd get you, Lucas.

You do not have to take off my underwear.

I already did.

I'm crazy for you.

- I'm here for class. - Julia!

Your class is at five o'clock.

Oh, really?

Yes. And it's still...

One-thirty.

Ah, So in three hours and...

...and a half. I'll come back. - That's fine, yeah!

Bye.

Bye. Till later!

Did she see us?

I think she saw your...

Now she's going home to play keyboard.

Oh my God.

Now come here.

This one also has that beautiful D

...that you did that day.

D!

I think we can continue.

Err... Julia! Julia!

Yes?

Are you okay?

You touched my...

Your what, Lucas?

I don't understand.

You touched my dick, Julia.

Your penis?

Yes, Julia. My penis.

No. I think you're wrong, Lucas.

My God! No!

Let's go dear! Keep playing.

This girl is crazy. For God's sake.

What is it?

You can't see my drawings.

OK. Are you sleepy?

Let's go to sleep?

I have to check the gate first.

Mario?

Ah, so beautiful there, the cousins!

I'm glad they get along so well, Our Lady of Lourdes.

Sleeping like angels!

What a boring trip. Fuck!

Oh, I'm sorry.

You woke up.

Thank you Lord, for this meal!

And because we're able to be together at this table...

On this beautiful sunny morning. Amen.

-Amen. -Amen.

Ah! You don't know the joy I felt...

...arriving here yesterday and seeing the two...

...cousins of the same blood...

in a gesture of fraternization, sleeping together.

What happened, dear?

Auntie, I'm sorry. We were...

watching a horror movie, Auntie.

Lucas is very fearful.

He really is. Since he was little, he wanted to sleep next to me.

He was afraid of ghosts.

Yes aunt. The movie was very scary.

Yeah.

But did Lucas treat you well, dear?

oh! very well, Auntie.

He is rather messy.

Messy?

He blew up the pressure cooker.

Oh Mercy!

Auntie, I want to thank you for being so kind and having me here.

I told Lucas

You can count on me to help with whatever is needed.

Yes, and he was very good. Helped me cut the plants...

...and he helped me in the kitchen too. - Really?

I even want to help with the bills.

My dear, you're a very welcome guest here....

but it's only temporary.

Just for a while.

So you don't need to be worried about that.

Right, Lucas?

Of course, Auntie. Yes.

But thank you all the same!

Isn't it better to stick with the lottery?

No! No lottery.

I'm coming!

Oh kid! You're the kid of the lady...

Dona Lourdes. Hi, Mr. Emilio. How do you do?

All right, boy. What do you want?

Well... this is Mario, he's spending some time at our house...

...and he walks dogs, so I thought...

I'd bring him here to see you...

Every day in the afternoon, ok?

Frank needs to run...

...and he really likes to run. Right, baby?

Let's do this. I pay fifty a day.

On even days.

And don't be late.

Ah!...

...this dog is all I have in my life.

If he gets lost or gets run over

I'll rip your balls off.

Go with your friend, go.

Hi, Frankie!

Let's go for a walk, Frankie?

Let's go walk Frankie...

Are you ready for the best days of your life, by Mario's side?

- Come on, Frankie! - I want to see you take care of this dog.

You'll see, he'll love me.

He already loves his friend Mario.

You're the king of the world, Frankie.

Hey, Lucas. Did you want to have a dog?

Lucas.

Lucas. Did you want to have a dog?

Ah yeah, yeah, yeah. I do.

He's cute, eh?

Let's go? Shall we go, Frank?

Let's go home?

Let's go?

It's nice.

Thanks.

But I look fine anyway! right?

I know, Sonia. Just a little while longer.

Please. I'll pay it all off!

No, no! I'm not a deadbeat.

You know, I am a woman blessed by God.

I have been praying to St. Rita

I'll find a way.

Sonia, please. I'm only asking for just a little more patience. Please!

Did you hear that?

I heard.

Our aunt owes a lot of rent. Several months.

Why didn't she pay the rent?

She retired due to spinal problems, right?

Last year, they called her for a review...

and she lost her retirement money.

Auntie Lourdes

From now on, I'll help pay the rent.

Mario.

Thank you, my dear.

Auntie Lourdes.

I'm getting some money

for walking Emilio's dog.

Plus, there are two other neighbors wanting.

I know you don't want me to stay here forever

but as long as I'm getting this money...

I'll give it to you

...and in a short time this debt will be paid.

You brought joy to this house.

You brought life to Lucas.

He's a new person since you came here.

He's happy.

He was...

He was so bored.

He...

He needed a friend.

Thank you, my son!

Thank you.

Auntie Lourdes.

It will be all right, Aunt Lourdes.

Please, don't cry.

Look who's here for another night of adventures.

Did you lock the door, Mr. Bunny?

Now yes!

This bunny looks very happy.

Do you have good news?

- You have? - Very good news.

What good news?

Aunt Lourdes told me some very sweet little things.

I think I'll stay a while longer

Here in the trunk of this tree with this bunny.

Good news, my rabbit!

So we have to celebrate, right?

- Yes. - You want to see the bunny's hop?

- I do. - Want to see?

Now he's going to hop.

One...

Two...

Bunny! Bunny!

Julia!

- What are you doing here? - It's "Cosme and Damião"!

Do you have candy for me?

"Cosme and Damião"? It's next month.

You swear?

Yes!

God, I'm crazy!

Ah, then... I'll be back next month!

OK then. Goodnight, Julia.

Lucas. That girl is crazy!

Oh, Lucas. You didn't take care of this flowerbed did you?

I can't travel...

Sons of the devil!

Aunt Lourdes will know everything!

She will know.

Everyone will know. The whole city.

You damn faggots!

My God!

Our Lady!

What was that noise?

Oh, I don't know... must have been a jackdaw.

Sweetheart

I feel like Auntie Lourdes is very lonely, you know?

She's always been alone.

I think I have an idea.

What is it?

Mr. Emilio?

Oh my God. Can I join in?

Looks like I'm going to win this game, right?

Lucas. Let's not lose again.

Oh, boys.

I think the old guard are giving you a fine show!

Oh, I did not mean to offend you, Mr Emilio.

Don't worry, Dona Lourdes. You're right.

We are a perfect pair.

Yes. I think we really are. Look at that!

- I quit. - Oh, girl!

You're very good.

Oh, thank you, Emilio.

Well.

It was a pleasure to play with you.

Thanks for the invite, son.

...but wait, Emilio... there's a pizza in the oven.

Yes. and the night is just getting started.

- Exactly. - Well, if you say so.

Shall we have some fun?

That's it! Lucas, pick a song to play?

How about wine?

Do you have wine? Look, if you don't, no problem.

I can get some from my house.

Are you trying to get drunk?

This is a house of God. You know.

Oh auntie, let's drink a little bit. It won't hurt anyone.

Yes, Auntie. Jesus multiplied wine too.

But he only multiplied the bread.

- The bread? - Yes.

Yes, but he drank wine at the Last Supper too.

It is true.

Oh, ok fine! You convinced me.

I have some bottles in the pantry

But it has to be replaced later, because the priest uses it in the church.

Oh, for God's sake.

Isn't it delicious?

It's fucking good... Oops!

Oh Dona Lourdes. You are like me!

May I have a dance?

It's just that I don't know, like this... to dance.

Oh, Dona Lourdes!

It's very funny to see Aunt Lourdes like this

She's so happy.

I love you. You know that?

I don't want you to leave.

Not ever.

Will you hide me under your bed?

Yes.

Where I can hide with you.

You've changed a lot in this house.

You've changed us all.

Oh! you're there, son!

I never saw you!

No, Auntie. Don't take it off.

You look beautiful with makeup.

What nonsense!

It's true!

- Let me do it for you. - You? and you know how to do makeup?

I rock.

- Ok. - Do your lips like this...

Yeah just like that.

You'll look even more beautiful. You'll see.

Hey, Auntie. Emilio is such good people. Don't you think?

Oh boy, don't say it...

Look in the mirror. Give me a smile.

See how beautiful you look!

You will love your neighbor

as yourself. Do good.

Amen.

Amen.

Let's end with the powerful prayer of Our Lady

to reach our graces.

Someone wants to dedicate this prayer to some...

Lourdes.

What did you do with your hair, my rose?

Do you like it? Mario did it, my nephew.

Pardon.

Hail Mary, full of grace

Ms. Sonia, can you tell me what time it is, please?

Wait. Where's my cell phone?

Hey! my phone has disappeared!

What do you mean, disappeared?

I was just using it.

Someone stole my cell phone.

Someone stole my cell phone.

It was right here with me, and now it isn't.

Didn't you leave it at home?

I just used it,

as I just said.

Someone stole my cell phone.

How absurd.

Sonia, this is a very serious charge.

Did you go to the bathroom? The kitchen?

I didn't take my butt off this chair.

I can hardly walk, Lourdes.

I bet I know where your cell phone is, Mrs. Sonia.

In his things.

Did you know that this boy, who is here among us

is an ex-convict ?

No! That's a lie!

Julia, how can you say that?

I'm not inventing anything.

It's very simple. Look him up online. Mario Hantz.

H - A.... N? n?

H - A - N - T - Z

Hantz.

He was...

He was arrested by mistake, Julia.

I'm lying, Mario?

Julia, please calm down.

- I'll get you a glass of water... - No, Auntie. Stay there.

You need to know what is happening inside your home.

And it doesn't end there. I discovered something else...

I want my cell phone.

I only just paid it off.

Do you want to find your cell phone, Ms. Sonia...?

...come with me.

Oh, I want my cell phone.

You'll find my cell phone?

Julia, please. Don't do this.

This girl is crazy. This is absurd.

Could this be his backpack?

Yes, that's it.

God is with me.

And if I'm wrong, God can punish me.

Did not I tell you? The proof of the crime.

Case closed.

Obviously she put it in my backpack when she went to the bathroom.

You're a bad guy, and now everybody knows.

Son, did you take this cell phone?

Auntie, of course she put the cell phone in his backpack.

I can be many things, but I'm not a thief.

Oh, I know.

Auntie, does your cell phone have a security lock?

- it does. - excuse me...

The thief probably tried to unlock the cell phone

So, their picture will be here.

Just as I said.

I just did it.

You see. I just tried to unlock the phone.

Girl, don't do this.

Well good. That's okay...

You may not believe me even though...

I'm not lying.

You know what...

I wouldn't leave my things sitting around in this house.

And there's more, Aunt Lourdes.

He, besides being a robber,

he is a demon, who has defiled your home.

Because he and Lucas had sex! They had sex with each other!

I saw everything. There at the waterfall.

...unfortunately I didn't mention this because I was so...

so shocked that the only thing I could do was walk away.

I'm pleplexed

it's "perplexed".

"PER" "PLEXED"

Is that a lie, Mario?

are you going to deny that you and Lucas were fucking at the waterfall?

All this just because he didn't want you?

Answer me, Mario!

Are you going to deny it, little cousins?

Didn't I tell you? Those two little holes, that only faggots have...

Sorry, Lucas.

Sorry, Auntie Lourdes.

I'm leaving.

No, Mario!

You know what! You bunch of old gossips!

I'm sick of you! You're all going to hell!

Forgive me, Lord.

Dear...

I always knew,

since I saw you sleeping together, but...

...it's none of my business.

and you are so good for each other.

I see love inside you.

and I interpret the Bible literally,

and the Bible says that God is love,

and if you love each other

you are in the arms of God.

So you always knew?

Of course. Yes! D'you think I'm stupid ?!

Thank you Aunt!

But I want you and this troupe of demons

out of my house today.

Not one more day.

That's fine Sonia. With great pleasure.

This house has a peculiar energy.

It's true. This place sucks.

Even prison is better.

And my house is pretty big.

me and Frankie would love the company.

Great. We already have a roof.

Lourdes.

you'll burn in the fires of hell.

Not one more day.

Let's go, girls.

before we fall into this portal to Hell

that these immoral people have opened.

and your hair

I like it.

Let's go, girls.

Julia

I was like you

don't wait till you're old to set yourself free.

This world can make us very bitter.

Do you want some advice?

Have sex.

I'm not the right guy for you.

I love Mario.

You just thought I was the right guy because

I was a man of God

but you hardly know me.

You didn't want to date me.

You just wanted...

Sex.

....and it's okay!

You can have sex.

By the way... you should definitely have sex.

...and you don't need take revenge on anyone for this.

Don't believe everything the people of this made up little world tell us we have to do.

Would you like a beer? With us?

You arrived!

Come in! This is your home now!

Hi dear!

Want help with your case?

Oh I'm a woman who needs help?

Oh, he's wonderful!

Aunt, I never thought you would accept the fact that I'm gay.

Oh. You're so silly!

Thank God you're not homophobic, Emilio.

Homophobic? Oh, I'll tell you something.

Frank only wants to ride male dogs

and I love that dog more than myself!

- How about a picnic in the yard today? - Great, I'll make sandwiches!

What a cool house!