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This is to sort of give you an
example. It's not easy. Okay.

And... See? Not easy, all right?

I'm not a professional.
I've got professional money.

Okay.

I'm studying. Stop.

You gotta have confidence,

and, uh, well, frankly, balls.

Go like that... And see?

Look at that. That's golden.
And I didn't scratch.

Oh. Mmm.

Ahh.

I love morning sex. Yeah.

Yeah. Sex is good. Mmm.

Sex is a good thing.

We're good. Yes, we are.

We are good together.

Hmm. What?

No. Why-Why-Why'd you do that?

You can't smoke in front of me.

Since when? Since I quit.

When did that happen?

Oh, last week.

Uh, you haven't noticed.

Well, I think that's a little
bit... a little bit selfish of you.

I need a partner in my addictions.

My mama didn't raise no quitters.

So you quit smoking.

What would possess you
to do something like that?

Um, well, actually, um...

Holy shit! What?

What-What? I have a gray hair.

Rich.

I do. Right here... Right in
the middle of my forehead.

Good God. That's what
happens when you get older.

I was over at Quentin's the other day,

and I'm looking through his
extensive collection of Playboys, right?

And I remember when I was a kid,

looking at "centerfolds" and thinking,

"I could never get a woman like that,
because she's so much older than me."

And I'm looking at this centerfold,
and guess how old she was, Sam.

- How old?
- Nineteen.

She was 19 years old.

I'm 25 now. It's just

I feel old.

You're not old. You're just... growing up.

Everyone's growing up now.

Now my best friend
is getting fucking married.

That's so bad?

I think it's a little bit sudden, yeah.

Uh, could you... not do that?

Michael and Elise have been
together almost as long as we have...

About half a decade.

So how long do you
think it takes? What?

Getting married.

It's different for
different people. It's...

What about for you?

- Where are you going with this?
- Well, we were on the subject, and I just

sort of want to know.

How long would it take you?

Are you proposing to me?

I don't know.

I guess I'll let you figure it out.

Morning. How long
have you been standing there?

Long enough. Is it too late
to back out of the wedding?

Don't even think about it.

You're not getting off that easy.

Sam and Rich still asleep?

Man, they went straight
to bed after the rehearsal.

Yeah. They must be tired from the drive.

What's with the salads?

Well, you know how everybody is.

Jen doesn't like iceberg in hers, and
Lana can't have anything that's not green,

and Simon has that fear of cucumbers,

so I'm just being prepared.

Right. Well, I'm sure they'll
understand if it's not perfect.

Yeah. I... I won't. Right.

Repeat after me. Okay.

Everything is going to be fine.

Everything is going to be fine.

That's not my dog.

Uh... Well, you're Lana Hatcher, right?

Yeah, but that's not
the dog that I left here.

Uh... Yeah, it is.

All right, Steve,

but the dog that I left here
came in for a bath, not a haircut.

He was a cute, shaggy,
salty-looking dog.

Th-That's... That's fucked up.

Look, lady,

I wasn't here when they did it, so I
don't know what you want from me.

Well, I'm... I'm not paying for it.

- Uh...
- I'm not.

Know what? I really don't care.

Yeah. Good.

Come here, baby.

What did they do to you?

No, no. Look, dipshit.

You're coming, all right?
Mikey is tying the knot.

Fuck this "I'm in Mexico,
I can't make it" shit.

What the hell are you
doing in Mexico anyways?

- I had to see about a girl.
- You had to see about a girl?

Yeah. This is not Good Will Hunting.

All right? I am not Robin
Williams. You have no idea.

Frank and I have come
up with some amazing shit.

Okay. Just promise me that
you'll be at Mikey's by 6:00, okay?

Done. Listen. Don't forget to
talk to the studio about the jet.

All right. I got it.
Richie's here. Gotta go.

- Richie's there? Ho, ho. Tell Richie I...
- Fuckin' actors, man.

They win one Golden Globe, they think
the whole world revolves around them.

Right now I gotta talk to you...

Hold that thought.

Quentin Rockford.

Quentin, this is Frank from
Old Pictures about that project.

Yeah? Yeah, we gotta get Celia

to take her top off. Hey, fuck
you and your dirty fucking mother.

All right? She's not taking
her shirt off, you son of a bitch.

Hey, hey, hold on. We're
willing to... to pay for it.

Listen, I'm sorry about that.
What were you saying?

- It's gonna be very tasteful.
- Yeah?

And, uh... How much?

Well, an extra $1,000. Hey, shirt's
gone, buddy. Fax me the contract.

All right, thanks.

You have absolutely
no scruples. Oh, please.

Look, it's not like I'm telling Meryl
Streep to flash her bush, all right?

It's Sylvia fuckin' Carmen. She whips
her tits out every time she gets drunk.

At least this way she gets paid for it.

So what did you want to talk to
me about, man? You look like shit.

I think Samantha asked
me to marry her this morning.

- You think?
- Yeah. She said she was gonna leave it up to me.

To, like, what? Say yes or no?

To decide whether or not

she actually asked me the question.

Are you kiddin' me?

Nope.

You get married... Would you be happy?

I think so.

You cross that fuckin' bridge,
you better know so.

All right?
Divorce is a motherfucker, man.

I got 37 clients going
through it right now,

and it is not pretty.

Okay, now, playing devil's advocate,

let's say you don't get married.

- Now how would you feel?
- I'd miss her.

Ah! See? That...

Would you miss her,
or miss fucking her?

Either you don't want to fuck
anyone else for the rest of your life,

or you don't want to imagine

someone else fucking the girl
you're currently fucking,

for the rest of their lives.

All right? So promise me that you
are going to think about this, okay?

And you're not just gonna head off

to some drive-through
chapel in Vegas, okay?

- Okay.
- Okay.

Oh, shit. We're running
late. We gotta go.

Shit.

House looks great.

See why your grandpa left it to you.

I'm clean now, Michael.

Hey, you don't have to listen
to me if you don't want to,

but I'm trying here, Michael.

You show up on my doorstep
on the weekend of my wedding,

and you expect me
to-to forget everything?

- To forgive you?
- Michael? Is everything okay?

It's fine.

I-I was just at the kitchen
window and I saw... Hi.

You must be Elise.
Baby, can you go inside?

Yeah. I'm sorry. Who
are you? I'm Jonathan.

Hi.

I'd, uh... I'd say I was
in the neighborhood,

but I think we'd all know I was lying.

Yeah. I'm, uh, staying
at the Crest Ridge Motel.

If you need anything, either of you...

Right. Okay.

Bye.

What's going on? I don't know.

I don't know what the
fuck he was doing here.

I don't know what the
fuck he was thinking.

Yeah, I'm-I'm sorry. Oh, no.
No, honey. Don't worry about it.

It's okay.

Shit.

Thank you.

Sorry, miss. No smoking in cab.

That's fine. Just give me a second.

Would you put that out?

Please?

I hate this fucking city.

I love this fuckin' city.

Pockets! One and only.

How are you, boys?

How's it goin'? What's
goin' on? Look at you.

Hey, look at me? Look
at you. Look at this.

Hey. Let's go. Okay, baby.

I like your hat. Hey,
thanks. I like this jacket.

Good flight? Always.

How long? About 12 hours or so.

I got laid in the bathroom though.

That passed some time. Oh, yeah?

Yep. You pay extra for that?

Yep. My man in Thailand.

That's me, baby. You gotta
have some wild-ass stories, man.

More than you will
ever be able to imagine.

Like some Deer Hunter
type shit? Mau! Mau! Mau!

- Better. Better.
- Well, don't hold back, man. Let it out.

In due time. In due time I will tell.

So who's gonna be at this party anyway?

Oh, everybody. Everybody like
everybody from school, everybody?

Yeah, yeah, and some others. Oh,
Simon's gonna be there. You know Simon.

- Simon who?
- Simon Blake. I represent him.

The Simon Blake? One and only.

Wow. Fancy. Oh, that's right.

You left the year before we
met him at that Christmas party.

Oh, the one where
he fucked Lana on my desk.

Lana fucked Simon Blake?

Fuck, I'm sorry, Pockets. All right?
I'm a little... It was just one time.

It was on my desk, and it was very weird.

I can't look at my office
the same way. It's okay.

You know what? Whatever. It was in
the past, right? It's ancient history, man.

There you go. There you go.

Hang on.

Anyways, enough about
that shit. How are you, man?

I'm good. I'm good.
I'm really good. Yeah?

Yeah, we got him. The
culture shock yet? People?

It's coming. No tuck-tucks
or anything like that?

Pockets? Only when I hang
out with you. Blue or black?

Black. Here you go.

I'm showering.

I'm just getting the laundry.

Are you okay? You've been in
there a while. You need anything?

- I'm fine.
- Okay.

Hey. Hey, honey, people
are gonna be here soon.

So what are you gonna wear?
'Cause I'm thinking the khakis.

Sure.

I, um

I didn't know he was so old.

Who?

Your father.

He's not that old.

Well, I don't know. I've never
seen a picture of him before.

- I guess he just looks like he's had a tough life.
- He has.

You two have the same eyes, you know.

I don't know. Maybe it's a good
thing that he showed up, Michael.

- What do you mean by that?
- Well, think about it.

You and I... We're getting married tomorrow,
and we're starting our life together,

so maybe it's best that
you put your old life to rest.

Elise, I'm sorry. You don't have any
idea what you're talking about, okay?

- The man, he...
- He what?

You... There's a lot you don't know.

Michael, what did this man do to you,

and why can't you talk to me about it?

Just forget it, okay? It has
nothing to do with anything.

Well, obviously it does. Elise...

This is probably the worst time you
could have chosen to bring this up.

I don't care. I don't care
about him. Do you get that?

Do you know what I would give
to have my father at this wedding?

You'll never realize how much
he means to you until he's gone.

- He is gone.
- Fine.

Your fucking khakis are in the closet.

Anyway, they totally butchered him.

Lana, it's hair. It'll grow back.

I know, but I'm just
way too unbalanced right now

to deal with a major life change like that.

Have you been taking your Paxil?

No. It makes me hyper.

Well, I thought it was
supposed to even things out a bit.

I'm constantly at a medical .5%.

Ouch.

Well, how's your love life? Nonexistent.

What does that mean?

My psychiatrist said that I should, uh,

wait until I'm well to get
into another bad relationship.

Oh. Makes sense.

Well, I guess it's along
those lines, but, um,

Rich said they picked up Pockets.

Oh. Yeah.

Yeah, it'll be... It'll be good to see him.

I haven't seen him... You
know, it's been a while.

Yeah. And, uh, they said
Simon's coming.

He is? Yeah.

Oh, my God. When it rains, it pours.

- Lana?
- Donovan.

Hey. How are you doin'?

You look great... Invigorated.

I'm good. You're still in town?

Uh, yeah. Yeah.

I had to be at this
presentation on Monday,

so, uh, I'll be here the whole weekend.

Good. That's good.

No. No, it's great.

See, "good," to me,
is a very mediocre word.

While "great," on the other
hand, exudes confidence.

And power.

You said it, girl. Power.

Yeah. I like you.

Hey, Lana, um,

I-I was wondering if, uh...

If you're not busy, uh,

maybe we could get together
again this weekend, huh?

Uh, actually, I have a
wedding that I have to go to.

Old friends, things like that.

Hey, hold the phone. If-If I'm not
mistaken, you can bring a date

to a wedding, right?

Yeah. Oh, my...

You are the sweetest.

Isn't she so sweet?

Thank you so much for the
invite. That's-That's really nice.

That's... It's gonna be a great weekend.

I-I can't wait. Black
tie? I'll wear my tux.

Okay. I'll call you.

Yeah!

Was that... Was that
who I think it was? Yes.

And you know him? Yes.

But not intimately.

Kind of. Oh, you didn't.

Last night, in a Holiday Inn.

You are just full of surprises.

Sammy, I've slept with
five guys in my entire life,

two of which died, ironically hitting
each other in the same car accident,

and the other three all show
up in the same weekend.

But... you didn't really
sleep with Pockets.

I mean... Close enough. I don't know.

I can't talk about this now. This
weekend's gonna be pure hell.

Oh, God. This weekend
is gonna be ridiculous.

Okay, so wait a second.

Why is your tie a different color again?

Uh, that would be because the
groom and the best man are in silver,

and everyone else is in black.

You dirty bitch.
Pulling the wedding hierarchy.

I see how it is. All right, fine.

Just means that the head ushers have to
stick together. Ain't that right, Pockets?

That's right. Head ushers like
a motherfucker. Gimme some.

So what did you guys get them?

- Got 'em wine glasses.
- Wrote them a book.

What do you mean,
you wrote 'em a book?

Like a small book I
printed up about all of us,

and them falling in love and...

You know. It's nice.

You wrote 'em a fuckin' book?
Like a full-length book?

It's more like an epic
poem, but yeah. Great.

- What about you, Pockets?
- I got them a trip to Thailand for their honeymoon.

- Nice.
- I thought they were going to Hawaii.

So do they.

Wait. What... What the fuck?

You bought them their honeymoon,
and you wrote 'em a fuckin' book?

I got 'em wine glasses.
I mean, don't get me wrong.

They're nice glasses. I followed
what they registered for, but please!

You assholes coming in with this shit?

I'm gonna look like the biggest
schmuck on the face of the planet, man.

Guys, you wanna know what?
Fuck this. We are going to the store.

Hey, wait. We can go to Ikea.

We'll get them the matching
salt shakers. Blow me.

Ah, you must be Jen.

"Nifer." Yes.

Which makes you Michael? Yes, it does.

Let's... Oh.

Nice to meet you. Thanks.

That's my hand.

Sorry. Um,

Elise tells me that you're in the...
the music business in London.

Uh-huh. Well, that must be pretty cool.

Mm-hmm. That's great.

Oh, my goodness! Oh!

Mmm!

Um, well, there's come chairs
outside that I've got to, uh...

Yeah.

Wow. Wow. Look at you.
I can't believe you're here.

You knew I was comin'. I
know. It's just... It's been so long.

I know. It's been three years.

It's really good to see
you. And you too, love.

Now where would one find a
martini around here? I need a drink.

Some things never change,
huh? I guess some things do.

Come on. I'm gonna
show you the house.

Okay. Can I smoke in here?

Look at that. Look at that. There he is.

Pockets Malone. Whoo! Come here.

Oh, my goodness. How many
times do I get to spank the groom?

Okay, I'll pass. No,
come back. Come back.

I just wanna spank a little
stockbroker like yourself.

You're so cute. I missed
you. Isn't it just adorable?

I got a big, fat fuckin'
boner. How about you, Rich?

Yeah, hard as a rock.
All right, gentlemen, listen.

I think it's time that the
pre-party commences, yeah?

Yeah. Yeah? Where's the bride-to-be?

She's inside showing
her old roommate around.

Oh. She hot? Yes, but something
tells me you're not her type.

I'm sorry if it was a
little weird out there.

It's just Michael and I
got in this fight earlier.

And it was weird. Yeah?

His father showed up.

Hmm.

Look, Jen, I just.

I just want to...

Oh, I miss this so much.

It's not the same when it's not you.

You'd squirm when I'd kiss your tummy.

Yeah.

Jen, I shouldn't be
doing this. I don't care.

I'm getting married tomorrow.

I know, baby, but I don't care.

Okay, wait, wait. Wait.

Jen, stop, please. I don't wanna stop.

Okay, Jen, please.

Hey, all you boys and girls
out there! I'm Donovan Parker.

Where's my best friend, Salad?

Hey, everybody!

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That's right, little
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Now, kids, go get your folks.
Have 'em call my toll-free number,

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So let's rule your school
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Yeah! I love it! Power Time!

Come on! Do it!

Dude, I don't know
what you think about that,

but that guy is really creepy.

What is that? You know, I
bought his books for my nephew...

And he lost 20 pounds.
So, you know, go figure.

If you say so. I... I've been
away a long time, you know?

So how's business? Business is
good. It's good. I'm not complaining.

Ultimate Fighting Championship. We have a
hundred fighters now. Three of them are mine.

You think what you wanna think,
but I'm tellin' ya it's a good gig.

Here's to bringing it to
the bank. Hey. iSalud!

Mmm. You? Me?

Yeah. Okay. All right.

Richie. Got you a drinkie.

Hi.

Hi.

Well, this isn't uncomfortable.

- Sorry, Sa... How are you, Sam?
- Hi, Pockets.

It's so good. How you doin'?

- Nice to see you. I thought we lost you over there.
- No, no. Still hangin' in.

- Hi, Samuel.
- Hi, Lana.

Sorry. Drinks? Great.

Great. That way.

I still love you.

I really care about you too. I just...

It's not like that for me anymore.

What do you mean...
I mean, just so I know.

When you say... that it's
not like that for you anymore...

What does that mean? "Not like that."

I'm not attracted to...
to women, you know?

It was you. I was in love with you.

But now I'm in love with Michael.

You fight with Michael. Come
on. You know it's not like that.

It's just I don't see a future with you.

My future is with Michael.

Right.

I'm gonna unpack.

All right.

Is everything, um...

Yeah. I'm fine.

Well, we'll be having
a little dinner in a while.

Um, I'm actually not
that hungry right now.

Well, we'll be having some cocktails,
too, if you're interested in that.

That sounds good, pretty boy.

Why don't you just
let me finish unpacking?

I'll be out in a little bit.

Okay.

Happy to be here.

- So, P.
- Yeah?

How's life? Life is good. It's
really good. Really good. Yeah.

I've been doin' the scout thing
in Thailand, which is really cool.

I met this girl who works in the
octagon, which is what we call the ring.

It's really funny. She's
wearin' this little lei.

I went over. "We're not in Hawaii,"
which she thought was really hysterical.

Turns out her name's Leilei, which, you
know, it's funny because "lei," "Leilei."

You know? Just funny.

Um, yeah, she's really cute. The
other day, she's wearing this pink scarf.

She had it around her head. She
looked like a nun. Really adorable.

So, yeah, to answer your question,
I am currently seeing someone.

That's what you asked me,
right? 'Cause... Yeah? Okay.

I'm gonna freshen...
Yeah? Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

- Um, hello.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

I must have dialed the wrong
number. Wait. Who is this?

Jonathan, is that you? Yeah. I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to bother you.
I called on instinct.

I hope I didn't... No. No, it's all right.

It's, um... It's just a little
crazy here right now.

Hmm. I can imagine.

I remember the night before
I married Michael's mother.

Actually, I barely remember
it at all. I was so wasted. Oh.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

Michael hasn't been the same
since you showed up.

Yeah, well, it didn't go quite as
well as I hoped it would. Yeah.

Look, Jonathan, I don't know you,

but whatever happened between the
two of you must have been pretty bad.

It was a rough ride, all right.

It's not really my place, Elise. I
should probably let Michael tell you.

Why doesn't anybody wanna
give me a straight answer?

Can you tell me that?
'Cause I'm kinda confused.

Hey, he's had a rough life.

I sure as hell didn't help matters any.

Mmm, go easy on him, all right?

He's a good kid.

I could tell he really loves you.

I should go.

I still haven't taken a shower yet.

Um, I'll tell him you called?

No, no. That's okay. Don't... Don't bother.

It was really nice to meet
you, though, today, Elise.

Yeah, it was really nice
meeting you too. Bye-bye.

Oh, hey. Thank you.

Yeah.

How you holdin' up? Good.

Yeah? I think. Yeah.

Not really, but it'll pass.

You? Yeah, I don't know.

I heard about that. Samantha?

Yeah, secrets don't last long
in this crowd, huh?

No, they don't.

My father showed up today.

Really? Mm-hmm.

Jesus. Man, I haven't
seen him since... Yeah.

So what are you gonna do? Me?

I don't know, man. You
tell me. What would you do?

I'm doin' it. Yeah, you're doin' it, but...

How do you know you're ready?

You just do. I love her.

Yeah, you love her, but...

What if just being in love
with her isn't enough?

It is enough.

Okay. Okay. Yeah?

I think everyone needs
a little bit more booze.

Are you drinking or what?

No? You'd better be drinking
later on tonight.

You must be the roommate.

And that makes you what,
the bartender?

No, no. I'm, uh

I'm Quentin, the agent.

Oh. Stick to bartender.

Much more honest profession.

Definitely more attractive.

Excuse me.

I'll keep that in mind.

Bitch.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Look, I want to apologize for earlier.

That wasn't me.

Well, we all have our secrets, right?

I just don't want to end up like him.

Like your father? Come on. That's...

No. It's... The way I snapped
at you is the way he used to act,

and I don't wanna
be like that... not like him.

Well, you aren't.

Maybe if you-you talked to him
every once in a while, you'd see that.

Do you love me?

Do you really love me?
Because I really love you.

And just with everything
going on, I started questioning.

Hey, no, don't.

Don't. I'll have no questioning tonight.

I love you.

You're my whole world.
We're getting married tomorrow.

And all of our friends are downstairs.

And we're gonna go and we're
gonna have a good time, understood?

Understood.

What was that?

- What was that?
- We heard a crash.

- Simon says, "I've arrived!"
- Should've known.

Whoops.

He's worse every time I see him.

You guys know my friend?
Franklin Brauner... director.

The spirit in me salutes
the spirit in all of you.

Doin' a movie together.

Welcome. Quite an
entrance. Yeah, buddy.

Can I get you more drink?
Oh, that'd be beautiful.

Okay, okay. You're
doin' a movie together?

That's right, my good friend, my agent.

I just got back from Mexico scoutin'
locations, castin' some of the female roles.

It's a metaphysical Western.
It's El Topo meets The Matri.

There's no script. We're
gonna improv the whole thing.

And Franklin, he's all about
the art. He's got this idea.

We're gonna shoot the whole
thing while we're on peyote.

Can I be an extra?

- Isn't that right, Frankie?
- It's absolutely true.

You can't plan your metaphors.
You have to discover them.

I think I'd like to sit down now.

How's it goin', bro? Simon
Blake. I know who you are.

I'm Sam. Sam Malone.

No shit? Like that guy
from, um... Cheers?

Yeah. You're shittin' me.

No, not kidding at all, except that
show started when I was in the first grade.

And ever since, I can't seem
to tell people my full name

without a Ted Danson mention
in the following sentence.

That's awesome. So, if you
don't mind, people call me Pockets.

You're Pockets. Fuck! Frankie,
this is the guy I was tellin' you about,

the one who put his left nut
in the vacuum cleaner.

- Quentin!
- What? It's funny.

We're just messin' with you, man.

He was told it was, like, an autoerotic
asphyxiation thing with, you know...

So why do they call you
Pockets? I don't know.

Someone said it one day,
and it just stuck. Yeah. Oh.

Pockets, you got any, uh, ChapStick?

Yes, I do. You want mint or cherry?

Regular. Regular.

Uh, that was cool as
shit. What can I say?

Not so much. Thanks.

Hey. Do you mind if I join you?

No, not at all.

We met a minute ago, but I didn't
catch your name. Oh. Jennifer.

Jennifer. Hi. I'm Lana. Hi.

Do you have an extra
one of those? Yeah.

Here you go. Thank you.

You're welcome. Thanks.

Thank you.

I'm a social nicotine addict.

Yeah, I used to be a social smoker,

but now I just smoke all the time.

You look a little lost. You okay?

Yeah. I just don't know anybody in there.

Things change, you know?

Well, I'm gonna get something to drink.

Do you want anything?

Uh, I'm good. Thank you though.

All right. See ya later.

Okay. See ya.

You know, I gotta tell ya, Franklin.

I really liked your last film.

Despite the box office,
I thought it was great.

Are you a person of some significance?

Yeah, yeah. I'm Quentin Rockford.

I'm Simon's agent over at U.M.A.

So you're not a person
of some significance.

Yeah, but listen.
I gotta ask you a question.

Are you happy with your
current representation?

Too little too late. I just
signed with Expedition.

Hello. I'm Franklin Brauner.
I don't think we've met.

My dick is so big it won't
fit into a tennis ball can.

That's great. Must compensate
for everything else.

Hey, Buttons, you need a drink.

Man, it's Pockets. Come
on. I'm so... Yeah. Yeah.

Listen. I wanna ask you
something. Come here.

Did you ever sleep with
that girl... Lana? Who?

Lana. Over there. Lana. Lana.

Oh. Yeah. You did.

Did you? Not exactly, no.

She's got issues, dude. Like
you wouldn't believe, right?

Right? Right? You know what
I'm talkin' about. Absolutely.

Okay. Okay. Okay. I like you, man.

You're young, you got good taste
in suits, and your name is Pockets.

I like that. That's me.

Hey, I'm sorry about before, man.

I gotta warm up to people,
you know? Don't worry about it.

You wanna get that drink?
Now you're talkin'.

Let's go. Come on.
Okay. Okay. Everybody!

Come on. Excuse me.

It's about that time.

I've known this poor excuse
for a man all my life.

He's my best friend in the world,

and tomorrow we lose him to
the ranks of the blissfully married.

But tonight, before he puts
away all of his childish things,

we have him for one more evening.

So without further ado, to the city of sin!

I love you!

Hey! That's my ass. That's my ass.

Hey, wait a minute. Careful with
that one. Careful with that one.

Oy, yoy, yoy!

Hey. Where you goin'? Hey.

Probably gonna end up playing a
shitload of Dungeons and Dragons.

You know how we do. You're retarded.

I know. You be good, all right?

You be good. Mmm.

Bye-bye. Bye.

Hey, hey. Careful, careful.

Get outta here. Come on.

Bye.

This is much better.
Okay, girls, so now what?

Let's drink. I don't know. I need a drink.

I could use a drink. You
guys want a drink? Or two.

Let's drink. Anyone up for pizza?

Whoa. I can't believe you got
the studio to pay for this thing.

Ah, Pockets, this is only the beginning.

In honor of my dear friend
Elise's wedding,

I have brought a treat all
the way from West Hollywood.

No. No. Yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes. Look what I got.

You're so bad! You are so bad.

Hello? Is this thing on?

I would like to make
an announcement, please.

I tried thinking about what to get,

for an interior designer
who has a beautiful house,

and everything one could
ever want in the whole world.

Is anyone getting married?
Yeah? Marriage? Anyone?

No? Oh, wait. Um, me.

Okay. But that means
we can have fun tonight.

What is it?

Ew!

Thanks. You're welcome.

Hello.

I'm lookin' at the bottle. Oh!

- Look at this guy.
- Whoo!

Nineteen. Ace.

Twenty-one!

- That's all right.
- Twenty-three.

Whoo!

Nice! Place your bets.

How much is it?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Me, me, me, me, me, me.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Me, me, me, me, me, me.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Me, me, me, me, me, me.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Me, me, me, me, me, me.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Me, me, me, me, me, me.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Me, me, me, me, me, me.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Me, me, me, me, me, me.

Hello. Over here.

I've got green.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Me, me, me, me, me, me.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Me, me, me, me, me, me.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Me, me, me, me, me, me.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

My time...

Where are we?

Who am I? Oh, an airplane.

We're going on the airplane
again? I'll fly this time.

Ah. Aye, aye.

Whoo. Whoa.

Whoo! Hello, boys!

So...

Ooh. You all right?

Yeah. I just... Slow down.

I think that they brought... boobs. Boobs.

Yeah, I see boobs. Boobs.

I'm a good fuckin' agent, man.

Look at that dude
in that fuckin' cowboy hat.

Dude, I don't wanna
argue about semantics. I...

He's my fucking client. I
don't wanna get into this shit.

Do you wanna be my client?
Don't... Uh, no.

Hot tub, anybody?
What do you want to drink?

Apple juice. Huh? No?

Hey, you. Hey, Sam.

I need your advice. Shoot.

Do you think Pockets is still mad at me?

No. No, I just think he's

weirded out more than anything.

Hey. Hey.

I didn't see you come in.

I came in around the side. Mmm.

How are you?

Good.

Tired.

Me too.

Trippin' good?

Yeah.

- Drink taste all right?
- Sure.

Good.

Now why don't you pull your head
out of your ass and go talk to her?

I don't think so, man. Come on, man.

It's time to come to terms.

What are you, Dr. Phil?

Think we could get Mickey Rourke
to play the serial killer?

You know, he's almost
been down long enough.

I think he might be ready for
his second comeback. Hmm?

Speaking of second comebacks,

so high, man. I know, brother.

Hello, gentlemen. Hello.

Oh, ho! Nice.

Ah.

I'm beat. You are drunk.

Yeah. Yeah, that too.

Off to bed? Okay.

That's an offer I can't refuse.

Good night. Gentlemen.
You're all right, man.

All right.

I gotta go talk to a man
about an elephant. Yep.

Pockets!

Pockets!

Pockets! Get over here.
Come here. What's with you?

Psst. Psst!

Hey. Hey, you.

You, peeing on the bush?

Yeah?

Are you friends with Elise or Michael?

Both. Why?

Can you sneak me in the house?

Can you give me a second?

Okay. That's better. Now, um...

What?

I'm Elise's sister.
I'm down here from college.

I came early to surprise her.

Okay. Time-out.

I'm really drunk, okay?
So I apologize in advance,

but...

Fuck, you're hot.

- I'm Sarah.
- Quentin.

So, uh, do you go to, uh...
Do you go to school? College.

What do you do? I'm an agent.

But I... I like to bar tend,

uh, on the weekends.

You know, to keep me humble.

Oh! Oh, man. Oh.

You... You stink like Bob Marley.

What? You smell. Are you high?

The girls indulged. Really?

Yes, as I'm sure you did. No, I did not.

I am too old for drugs now. Yeah, right.

Far too old. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Are you too old for strippers?

'Cause a few of them seem
to have followed you home.

I'm a dirty old man.
I'm ashamed of myself.

What did you do? Oh, we just
ordered some pizza and hung out.

- That's boring.
- Sausage pizza?

Really?

That's another story.

You all right?

Yeah.

Cover me, Goose. I'm going in.

I'll be your wing man anytime.

But I have a meeting with my new
agents at 9:00 A.M. tomorrow morning.

I think I'm going to catch a
cab and call this one short.

All right, man. Ciao. Mmm.

Later.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Do you want a cigarette? Yes. Please.

Hurry.

What are you thinking about?

I'm just thinking about
being best man tomorrow.

What about it?

I think it's kind of
a heavy title... best man.

You know? I'm thinking maybe
I'd rather be, like, best guy or

best kid or best buddy or

I don't know. Have you
mentioned this to Michael?

No. I think he's got
enough on his plate as it is

just going through with this madness.

Madness? What does that mean?

Well, I talked to him earlier,
and he seemed pretty shaky

about the whole thing, you know?

It's just pre-wedding jitters.
It sounds pretty standard to me.

Well, yeah, but...
I mean, marriage... it's...

It's, like, just what's expected
of you, you know? It's...

You've been out of college for a while,
so the next step is that you get married.

And then the next step after
that is that you have kids.

And then the next step after that is
that you get old, you get fat and you die.

People don't know what else to do with
themselves, so they just take the next step

- towards the grave.
- You think that that's what Michael's doing?

I... I don't know. Maybe.

You don't... You don't think he
loves Elise? I mean, come on, Rich.

No, I know that he
loves Elise. I love Elise.

But, you know, sometimes
just being in love with a person

is not enough reason to marry them.

Why not?

Because it is. 'Cause
sometimes love's not enough.

It's more complicated than that.

S... Sometimes it isn't.

I see you ladies are gettin' to
know my good buddy, Pockets.

For you and you.

Okay. Don't worry. He won't
bite. Not unless he pays you first.

Wait, wait, wait. What
did you just say to me?

"Not unless he pays you first."
I hear you're good like that.

Just messin' with you, man.
No, how about fuck you?

Fuck me? Fuck you. Yeah, fuck
you. You don't know me. Fuck you!

- Whoa! Hey! What the...
- Flavor of the month.

What the fuck? Thanks
for the lap dance, girls.

What? What?

- So, you gonna spend the night?
- Sure.

All right. Well, I just... I don't
know where you're gonna sleep,

'cause there are no more rooms.

Hmm. Where's your room?

Um, I'm in the gazebo.

I'll follow you.

Okay.

Okay. Can we be serious
for one minute here?

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

Are you gonna look at me?
I am looking at you.

Now you are.

Look. I love you,

but taking the next step with someone
you love is not a death sentence.

I know it's scary. I know it's a risk.

But so is life, you know? And

I'm not saying that we need
to get married tomorrow,

or even a year from now,

but I do want to know
that I have a future with you,

and that

that you can try and give that to me.

That's... That's what I want.

You understand?

I understand.

Scene outside was kinda weird. Mmm.

Yeah, you get used to it after a while.

So, you and Elise went
to college together

before she transferred
back here, right? Mm-hmm.

Well, that... that probably
had to be a lot of fun. Yeah.

- I'm sure she was a real party girl back then.
- Oh, yeah. She was crazy.

- We had such good times.
- Yeah, so did we.

- You have the most beautiful eyes.
- Thank you.

Ladies first.

Thank you. You're welcome.

So, this is it

the gazebo, in all of its glory.

I like it. It's nice, you know?

It's got a little homey
feel to it, and... It's perfect.

Mmm... Whoa, whoa...
Wait, wait, wait. Hey...

Just gettin' right down to it?

It's been a really long drive.

Yeah. Okay.

There.

Wait. Wait. Um

I don't have any condoms.

Can you get some?

Yes, I can.

But I gotta go find Pockets.
I'll be right back.

Pockets?

Hi. Hi.

How you doin'? I'm good.

You workin'? That depends.

Well, uh, does $500 get me
an answer, by any chance?

$500 will pretty much
get you anything you want.

Okay.

Here you go.

So?

L.A.P.D. You're under arrest.

Sorry. Come on. Up
against the wall. Shit.

You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be

used against you in a court of law.

- What... What...
- What... Oh!

Dude! Wha... What the fuck, man?

- Hi. Do you have any condoms?
- Have you ever heard of knocking?

Yeah. Hi, Sam.
Do you have any condoms?

- Why didn't you ask Pockets?
- Because I can't find Pockets.

Dude, what the fuck?

Look, I've got my balls in my hand, okay?

- Do you have any condoms or not?
- Bedside table.

Ew! God!

Get the fuck out of here,
man! Get out of here!

Okay. Sorry. Jesus Christ.

Stay strong, brother. Get out of here!

'Cause my favorite, favorite,
favorite, favorite,

favorite, favorite movie is...

What the fuck was the name of it?

Hmm?

Lana? Yeah?

You sleepy?

Yeah.

You all right? Yeah.

All right. Good night then.

Yeah.

Turn to your left.

Empty your pockets.

Shit, that's a lot of stuff.

Michael, are you awake?

Yeah. Just thinking.

Do you think everything's
ready for tomorrow?

Everything's gonna be fine.

Why?

Do you think they liked my salads?

I'm sure they did.

Do you wanna talk?

Not now.

Okay. That's what I thought.

I'll see you in the morning.

Yeah, tomorrow.

Hi.

How you feelin' there, champ?

I don't know about you, but
these pipes are clean. What?

Hi. Oh, my God.

Sarah.

Good morning, boss. How you feeling?

Hey...

Aren't you gonna get that?

No. Answer me first.

Yeah, I'll get it. Hello?

It's Pockets. Pockets, where the
fuck are you, man? We're about to eat.

Don't ask questions. Don't say anything.

You're... Yeah. Jail.

Okay. So listen. I need bail money.

- Yeah.
- I need you to come downtown. Got it?

Yeah, all right. Don't say a word.

Yeah. I'm on my way. Bye. Thank you.

- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

Don't worry about it, all right?
This is your day. Relax.

I just gotta go give Pockets
a ride. It's no big deal.

Be back. Save me some food.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. What's goin' on?

Michael, come here.

What happened?

Well, apparently our
buddy Pockets got popped,

for a little, uh, drunk and
disorderly behavior last night.

No shit? Yeah. Yeah.

Badass party boy, that Pockets.

Quentin slept with my little sister.

That's good. Michael...

What? What do you want me to say?

She's 17.

Oh, that's not good. No.

Yeah.

And I was like,
"Dude, it's not an ego thing.

I just think if my name was above the
title, more people would see the movie."

I mean, what's the point of
making art if nobody's gonna see it?

Right?

I found him.

Come on, come on. Hello!

Man, only Pockets Malone would
get arrested for public drunkenness.

Man, you just keep on
gettin' cooler and cooler.

What can I say, guys?

Hey.

Hi. How's it goin'?

Uh... Look, man,
I'm sorry about last night.

Don't tell anybody, but, uh, I
can be a real ass sometimes.

No hard feelings. I didn't
know you couldn't swim.

Who knew?

Let's get you some breakfast,
you crazy motherfucker. Okay, okay.

Quentin? Can I see you in the kitchen?

Okay. Excuse me. Sure.

Excuse me, ladies.

Hey, man, what's up? Um,
just a personal question.

Okay.

Did you sleep with Elise's little sister?

What do you think? I think you did.

Of course I did. She's fuckin' hot.

Well, that may be true,
but she's also 17 years old.

Say what?

She's 17.

She didn't fuck like a 17-year-old.

Hey. Hey.

- Can we talk?
- Yeah.

Last night was, um...

Amazing. Yeah, it was.

But?

I've never done that before. Oh.

You were really good.

Really? Yeah. Definitely.

And not to sound dramatic or
anything like that, but it was really nice.

I haven't felt that way with
someone in a really long time.

Well, neither have I.

Are you just playing along 'cause
you don't know what else to say?

'Cause I know last night
you were pretty drunk, so...

No. I couldn't play anything with this,

because, to be honest,
I've never had this before.

Yeah?

So... I don't know what you want to do.

Well, that's...

That's an extremely
difficult question to ask me

because it takes me, like, an hour to
figure out what I want to eat for lunch, so

I forgot. You don't
even know me that well.

I want to get to know you.

Great.

Okay. I have a lot of problems.

So I fuckin' checked him on it.

You did not. Yeah.
Checked... Look. Checked him.

That's fuckin' awesome.

Hey. Hi.

You're 17. No, I'm not.

Seventeen?

So? So?

Now I'm a pedophile. No. I'm the
one who jumped on you. Remember?

Yeah, yeah, and I really think a
judge is going to appreciate your logic.

Well, I'm not gonna tell
anyone. You told your sister.

Yeah, but she's cool.

I thought you said college. I
thought you said you were in college...

Well, I skipped a couple grades.

Congratulations.

Well, you know this means
we can't see each other now.

Why? Because I don't want
to go to prison, that's why.

And because it's wrong. Right?

Well, it didn't feel wrong.

Well, yeah, I know it didn't feel wrong,

but it... it's... it's just

I'm gonna be 18 in October,
and I'm transferring to USC.

You are?

Yeah.

Okay. Well, then we'll just...
We'll see each other then.

What about between now and then?

I thought we just went over that.

I won't tell if you won't.

Come on.

- Hello.
- Hello.

How are ya? Good.

Come in? Thank you.

What?

Yes?

Lana? Yes?

- Your date is here.
- Date?

Oh, my God!

I'm sorry. I'm Michael.
I'm the groom. Oh, hey.

Hey. Nice to meet you. Donovan Parker.

Are you... Yeah, that's me.

Power Time! Hey, this is for you.

Congratulations, man. Thank you.

Yeah, hey... Thank you.

Have a beautiful wedding, all right?

Thanks. Thanks for coming.
No, thanks for having me.

Hey.

Thank you. Lana! My baby!

Hey. Um, I told you not to wear a tux.

Actually, I distinctly
remember telling you not to.

I know. I... I...

But you did. Well, I like 'em.

I can see that. Yeah.
Wanna see something funny?

Watch this.

That's great. Okay. See you around.

Okay.

I'll be here.

Okay.

Well, so, have you talked to Rich yet?

We've started. I just have to...
let him figure it out for himself.

So what did his face
look like when you asked him?

Oh, come on. You know that "deer
in the headlights" thing he does?

- Was it that big, really?
- It was like... "Aaah!"

So funny.

- Can I talk to you?
- Yeah.

I'm... I'll... go find Rich.

Thank you for helping.

Oh, my God. Is that you?

Mmm. Yeah, and... and my mom.

She's beautiful.

Where did you get it?
Jonathan left it on the steps.

There's something
I have to tell you, Elise.

Michael, you don't have to tell me

anything that you don't
want to tell me. I want to.

Okay.

My family was...
was never a normal one.

I mean, Jonathan wasn't there
that much, and, uh, my mother,

who I've... never told you about...

She meant everything to me.

You don't have to tell me. It's okay.

Okay.

On the night of my grandfather's funeral,

my mother found my father in
the bathroom with some girl

with a needle in his arm.

He'd been a user for years,

but she'd sheltered me from it.

And I remember, um,

she yelled at him, and he yelled back,

and then he hit her.

And so I ran in,

and I just started

beating him because... of everything

the drugs, hitting my
mother, not being there.

And I told her... I told her, "Don't
protect him. He deserves this."

But she did. She loved him.

All the stuff he ever did to her, and...

Anyway, so she tried to
push me away and she fell,

and she hit her head.

There was a lot of blood,
and I just stood there crying.

She said that we had
to get him to the hospital,

and that I was the only one
who could drive.

I tried, but it was... it was
really confusing, you know?

It was not like it was real.

I mean, I didn't know what lane we were
in. I could have swerved, but I didn't.

I just watched her, and she smiled at me

even as we hit,

and the car flipped,

and she died.

And my father and I walked away.

Oh, my God.

Come here. Come here.

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

You can't blame yourself, sweetie.

I don't blame me. I blame him.

I don't want to.

I'm sorry.

I'm the one who called him.

I told him about this weekend.

I didn't know.

I thought you had to face it.

Michael, what was her name?

Emily.

My mother's name was Emily.

Are you guys ready to go on a
journey to Power Land? Huh? Are ya?

Hello. Hey.

It's Power Time!

- Do you get made fun of on a daily basis...
- What the fuck is this shit?

'Cause you're a tad bit bigger
than the rest of the other...

- That's... That's me.
- What are you doin'?

Um, I... I make these videos, uh, for kids.

What, like the Olsen twins? No.

Um, see, mine... uh, they... they
teach kids how to stay in shape

while, um, helping them learn
at the same time.

A lot of money in that gig? I do okay.

But, you know, the real reward for me

is knowing that I've helped influence
a kid at a very pivotal point in his life.

- Hmm.
- What do you do?

So let's rule your school...
with Power Time!

For real?

Yeah. Like, professionally, what do you.

- I'm an actor.
- Get out of here.

No. That's great.

Right now I'm doing a movie
with, uh... with Franklin Brauner.

It's, um... It's a metaphysical western.

- So you must be really happy then, huh?
- Oh, yeah.

Hey. Do you want...
Do you want to talk about it?

Talk about what?

Hey, it's okay.

I know an unhappy face
when I see one, mister.

Wait. Who are you again?

How you holdin' up?

- It's been an interesting weekend.
- You can say that again.

It's been an interesting weekend.

Look. I just want to know:

Were you ever mad at me?
At times, yeah.

Yeah, I thought you were.

I was in love with you.

I know.

But I was really screwed up back then.

Yeah, you were. And I'm still screwed up.

I guess you are.

You know what? So am I.

I think we're probably all
screwed up in our own little way.

Well, I never meant to hurt you.

Whatever. I... Honestly, Lana,
I just never understood why.

Well, I never understood why you
didn't want to sleep with me that night.

Oh, really? That's
interesting, because, you know,

you happened to jump on me while I was
passed out drunk and pulled my pants off.

You freaked the living shit out of me.
I thought it was my frickin' roommate.

What did you expect
me to do? Go with it.

Well, yeah. That would've
been nice. You're right.

Except, um,

- I was still a virgin.
- What?

Sam, I'm so sorry. I... I didn't know.

That's all right. How would you
know? Right? I never told you, so

I mean, it was our last night at school,

and I just wanted it to be something,
you know, we could remember.

Oh, I remember. I remember.

More like it's permanently
burned into my psyche.

Look.

No. You know what?

Ever since we graduated, I've
wanted to have this conversation,

and now I just feel like
it's been too damn long.

You know? I mean, I've probably
come up with every possible outcome

this conversation could have,
and they all suck.

But you wanna know which one
really sucks my ass the most? The truth.

So, if you don't mind, I'm gonna be
perfectly honest with you right now, okay?

Well, you seem... Well, thanks. I will.

For four years, I tried to
love you, have a relationship...

Whatever it is you wanna call it, okay?

But all I really wanted was...
was just to be with you.

Simple as that. You know?
And I'd see you date

some complete fuckin' asshole one week, and
then it was another asshole the next week.

And I knew if you just gave me
a chance... just one chance

I could have been
so much better for you,

so much better to you...
than those guys could've been.

So you wanna know if I was mad at you?

Yeah, I was mad at you, and I'm
still mad at you, 'cause you hurt me.

- You just never got it, did you?
- Got what? What?

I just always knew that
you could do better than me.

What the fuck does that mean?
There is no better, Lana. It was you.

I didn't wanna hurt you.
I was trying to protect you.

From what? What were you protecting
me from? I would've just held you back!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Okay? I'm not sorry, but I'm
sorry I just blew up just now.

Yeah, well, make it up to
me. Say something nice.

Um... I hope you figure
things out for yourself.

I do.

You know, I think I'm starting to.

Yeah?

Well, that's good.
What are you gonna do?

Well, I... I hear London's
nice this time of year.

Yeah?

Hmm?

Wow!

Okay. I sleep with prostitutes.

Michael. Jesus.
I wasn't expecting anybody.

Sorry. This place is such a dump.

Michael, I don't know where to
begin or what to say to make up

I just have one question
I'd like to ask you.

Would you like to come
to a wedding today?

Are you kidding me?

Believe it or not,
I actually got a suit in here.

Well, look at you.

Wow. You look great.

You... You look beautiful.

Thanks. So, what did you do
the rest of the afternoon?

Uh, I've been listening to Donovan
Parker talk about motivating fat children.

I bet you have.

So, you wanna help button me up? Yeah.

Yeah, he's kinda
down there all by himself

with his apple juice and tuxedo.

It's a little sad.

Oh. That is actually
a sight I'd like to see.

Yeah, it's entertaining.

I love you.

And I love you too.

And... I've been thinking about it,

and I decided that that's enough.

I think I was just
too afraid to say it before.

So?

So

I think we should... do it.

I wanna do it.

Do it. Do it.

Wow. You have no idea

how glad I am you just said
that. Yeah. Me too. Me too.

Yeah, but... you're not pregnant.

Rich?

Rich?

So you and Sam worked it out, huh?

Yeah. We, uh... We worked it out. Yeah.

Congratulations, man. Thanks, man.

Yeah. So this is it.

Are you ready? As ready as I'll ever be.

You look beautiful. Thank you.

- Everything's gonna be...
- Beautiful.

Have you got the ring? Yeah. Right here.

All right.

All right. So I guess this is it, huh?

Deep breaths.

Don't fidget around so much. Stand still.

It'll all be over soon.

No, it's just about to begin.

All right.

On my way.

On my way.

On my way.

On my way.

On my way.

On my way.

On my way.

Ooh, la, la, la, la