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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,986 --> 00:00:20,820 What the… 2 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:25,091 There. Get in place! 3 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:03,096 CONSTRUCTION - NO TRESPASSING 4 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:08,401 What do you think you're doing? No trespassing! It's dangerous! 5 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:11,504 You see… There's that over there. 6 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:14,174 -I just want to touch it. -Are you insane? 7 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,275 You can't do that! 8 00:01:15,341 --> 00:01:21,081 But you see, unless I touch the willow tree, I can't go to school. 9 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:25,051 That's my rule. 10 00:01:25,118 --> 00:01:28,321 Hey! Watch out! It's dangerous! Are you insane? 11 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:29,789 Hey! Stop! 12 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:31,357 Even if I told them, 13 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:34,360 there's no way these guys would understand. 14 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:40,700 Yes! 15 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:45,772 Two minutes to the convenience store? Piece of cake! 16 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:47,307 Hey! Stop! 17 00:01:57,383 --> 00:02:01,488 To me, everything in this world is just a game. 18 00:02:02,822 --> 00:02:03,890 Assemble! 19 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:05,825 You see, 20 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:10,063 even though nobody will admit it, unless you think like that, 21 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:12,132 we can't deal with this crap. 22 00:02:12,198 --> 00:02:14,834 Where's your enthusiasm? Do it over! 23 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:15,935 Yes, sir! 24 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:17,637 Assemble! 25 00:02:18,571 --> 00:02:19,606 Do it over! 26 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:21,107 Assemble! 27 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:22,775 Too slow! Do it over! 28 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:26,479 You remember the S irregular conjugation, right? 29 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:30,283 "Su," "se," "shi," "su," "suru," "sure," "seyo." 30 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:32,352 With that in mind, let's go over this again. 31 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:34,921 Understand? Good. 32 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,190 And finally, Let's see… 33 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:40,927 Every day is nothing but repetition of totally meaningless stuff. 34 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,430 You didn't know? 35 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,233 Well, you see… 36 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:51,171 There are guys who only ever talk about stuff they saw on TV 37 00:02:51,237 --> 00:02:53,806 that make you want to say, "Who gives a damn?" 38 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:57,911 What the heck are you drinking? 39 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:01,281 Dokodemo Honey. 40 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:02,515 What's that? 41 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:05,618 Food for rhinoceros beetles. 42 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:09,055 There are also a wide variety of nut jobs. 43 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:23,903 When everyone's a bunch of brats, 44 00:03:25,104 --> 00:03:26,839 you're worse off if you're sane. 45 00:03:29,842 --> 00:03:31,911 -Shuji! -Yes? 46 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:33,880 -Want to do karaoke today? -Let's go! 47 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:36,015 Give me a break, you jerks! 48 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:39,986 You still haven't paid me back when I paid for you guys last time. 49 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,788 -You bet! -Cool! 50 00:03:42,455 --> 00:03:44,591 Oh, crap. 51 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:48,094 Our homeroom teacher, Yokoyama, wants to see me after school today. 52 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:51,364 -What? It's no fun without you! -What about me? 53 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:53,066 -The usual place, right? -Yes. 54 00:03:53,132 --> 00:03:54,567 I'll be there when I'm done. 55 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:57,370 You could wait a million years, but I'll never show up. 56 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:58,838 And don't sing my song! 57 00:03:59,472 --> 00:04:02,675 If I play my cards right and keep up my status, 58 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,978 I can make it through without getting hurt. 59 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:08,848 Okay. Let's play the kind of cool 60 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:13,586 but helpful Shuji Kiritani to the hilt again today. 61 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:19,559 Even this perfect guy that I am 62 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:22,462 has an enemy. 63 00:04:25,131 --> 00:04:26,799 Found you! 64 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:28,968 Kusano… 65 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:33,072 Hey! I heard that God is dead. 66 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:35,808 -Who said that crap? -Nietzsche! 67 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:37,877 The philosopher Nietzsche said it. 68 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:42,315 But can God even die? I mean, what would the cause of death even be? 69 00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:45,285 Hey, come on. Don't ignore me. 70 00:04:45,351 --> 00:04:48,755 -I know I'm the only one you confide in. -Listen! 71 00:04:49,989 --> 00:04:51,124 Don't tell anyone. 72 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:56,029 -We're friends, right? -No, we're not! 73 00:04:56,095 --> 00:04:58,197 Now you just listen to me. 74 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:02,001 We're not friends or nothing! 75 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:04,070 Oh, come on. 76 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,706 Why are you still so upset? 77 00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:15,315 Okay then. Can I tell you something as a friend? 78 00:05:15,381 --> 00:05:16,349 Sure. 79 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:21,220 You know how you flap your arms when you come down the stairs? 80 00:05:21,287 --> 00:05:23,690 -I do not do that. -Yes, you do! 81 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,561 -Toss that. -What? 82 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:32,699 I told you to cut out the flapping! 83 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:40,006 I hate that guy's guts. 84 00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:02,495 It's gone. 85 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:04,464 The willow's gone! How come? 86 00:06:05,264 --> 00:06:06,733 It's gone! The willow's gone! 87 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:18,177 It's gone! The willow's gone! How come? 88 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:22,215 This was the only place I could find comfort! 89 00:06:22,281 --> 00:06:26,119 Hey! Fish! Why is it gone? 90 00:06:26,185 --> 00:06:27,987 Tell me! 91 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:32,125 Willow tree! Where are you? Are you here somewhere? 92 00:06:32,191 --> 00:06:33,960 Willow tree! 93 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:35,528 You're kidding! 94 00:06:38,464 --> 00:06:39,632 Wait… 95 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,568 Are you the willow sprite? 96 00:06:45,204 --> 00:06:46,172 What? 97 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:49,308 What? What do you want? 98 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:52,111 Hey! What do you want? 99 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:56,382 The willow… 100 00:06:57,850 --> 00:07:01,020 If you're looking for it, it's gone. 101 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:05,792 It was pulled up by the roots this afternoon and carried off. 102 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,360 Oh. 103 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,328 Is that right? 104 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:13,699 Since it was a willow tree, it wasn't really suited for hanging. 105 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:15,902 Hanging? 106 00:07:15,968 --> 00:07:19,972 Since it sways and rustles, it seems otherworldly. 107 00:07:20,873 --> 00:07:23,075 That's why I liked it. 108 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:27,280 Do you have a stomachache? 109 00:07:27,346 --> 00:07:28,714 No. Why? 110 00:07:29,348 --> 00:07:31,751 The expression on your face made it look that way. 111 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,387 I was smiling. 112 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:37,690 That was smiling? 113 00:07:38,891 --> 00:07:41,093 Smiling? 114 00:08:02,782 --> 00:08:04,450 The day the willow was pulled up 115 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:07,386 was the day she showed up. 116 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:14,994 The girl who seemed to hate 117 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:18,564 everything in this world. 118 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:31,143 Thanks to this moron who believes everything in this world is for him, 119 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:35,581 my high-school life that had been peaceful until now, 120 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,084 gradually started to fall apart. 121 00:08:39,318 --> 00:08:43,856 I was stupid enough at the time to not even notice it was happening. 122 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:49,729 What that meant for me was… 123 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:09,615 Actually, I don't want to talk about what happened next. 124 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:36,342 -Morning! -Morning! 125 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,544 -Good morning! -Good morning. 126 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:40,446 -Good morning! -Good morning. 127 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,548 -Good morning! -Good morning. 128 00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:45,117 -Hello! -Hello! 129 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:48,654 -I'm Kondo! -I'm Hasegawa! Together, we're… 130 00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:52,291 Destiny! Nice to have you here! 131 00:09:52,358 --> 00:09:53,726 Did you hear? 132 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:56,262 The hot topic lately is Goyokudo. 133 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:58,097 The bookstore on the shopping street. 134 00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:01,801 The store that only allows beautiful men and women to read there. 135 00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:04,236 I heard Sebastian tried going there! 136 00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:07,373 That's right. The teacher Sebastian, who's actually timid, 137 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,275 he walked right up and tried! 138 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:13,879 READING PROHIBITED EXCEPT FOR BEAUTIFUL MEN AND WOMEN 139 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:17,316 He lasted only seconds! 140 00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:20,920 -And that Bando tried reading there too! -That gaudy… 141 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:24,457 That Bando foolishly tried as well! 142 00:10:24,523 --> 00:10:25,591 Hey! Let me in! 143 00:10:27,059 --> 00:10:29,295 What's your problem, you fucking geezer? 144 00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:33,199 -You okay? -Fucking geezer! 145 00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:34,533 Prick! 146 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:37,269 What's your fucking problem? 147 00:10:37,336 --> 00:10:38,638 The poor girl. 148 00:10:38,704 --> 00:10:40,773 So he wouldn't even let her in? 149 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,075 -Yes. -Isn't that mean? 150 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:45,444 Isn't there anyone he lets read in his store? 151 00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:47,647 -I doubt it. -Isn't there one? 152 00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:49,115 Who? 153 00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:50,783 Mariko Uehara from Class A. 154 00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:57,590 Mariko Uehara? 155 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,158 That makes sense. 156 00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:02,795 Then I guess Mariko Uehara's era won't end yet. 157 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,664 Big news! Transfer student! 158 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:06,132 -No way! -Seriously? 159 00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:07,700 -Boy? Girl? -Girl. 160 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:10,069 I heard she's prettier than Mariko Uehara. 161 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:11,170 -Seriously? -No way! 162 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:12,905 That's totally awesome! 163 00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:15,307 That means her position at the top will change! 164 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:23,049 Eight days a week, hello! 165 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,785 Shuji, there's a transfer student. 166 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:29,255 I already heard. I sent Tani to scout out the staff room. 167 00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:31,691 -You're the best, Shuji! -No problem! 168 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,132 VICTORY 169 00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:45,471 -You did it! -You did it! 170 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,339 Is she a hot babe? 171 00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:49,408 What's she like? 172 00:11:50,142 --> 00:11:51,444 If she were sushi, like uni? 173 00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:54,346 Like toro? 174 00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,849 What? Otoro? 175 00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:57,883 No way! 176 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,790 -What's that? -Her ankle. 177 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,225 -Ankle? -How can we tell from that? 178 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:09,128 Give us more details! What actress is she like? 179 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:10,396 Akiko Yada! 180 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:11,430 -Akiko Yada? -Akiko Yada? 181 00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:14,400 You've never even seen Akiko Yada, so how can you say that? 182 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,435 You've never even seen the real deal! 183 00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:19,872 -She is totally cute, man! -Okay! Fine! 184 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:21,006 The transfer student. 185 00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:22,975 You took this? 186 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:24,477 By chance. 187 00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:26,245 It's a miracle! 188 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,849 Nice work, rhino beetle boy. I'll give you lots of honey later. 189 00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:35,488 I've got a photo of the transfer student! 190 00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:37,323 -Seriously? -No way! 191 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:39,558 -Give me that! -Let me see! 192 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,160 What a bunch of morons. 193 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:42,995 Yo! Here! 194 00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:44,597 Did you hear? 195 00:12:44,663 --> 00:12:46,198 You got more info? 196 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:49,468 Sebastian tried reading at Goyokudo. 197 00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:52,738 Good photo. 198 00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:53,639 Hey! 199 00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:58,377 Sebastian got the boot for reading there. 200 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,646 What a real dummy, right? 201 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:05,184 Come on! Listen! Okay, I'll explain it again. 202 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:08,387 It says only beautiful men and women can read there, but that idiot… 203 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,488 What a moron. 204 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,557 Don't tell Bando that. 205 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:16,195 I guess he doesn't realize what he is. Right? 206 00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:19,365 -You jerk! -What? What is it? 207 00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:20,533 Don't fuck with me! 208 00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:22,701 -Sorry! Okay! Help! -Stop, Kusano! 209 00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:31,043 She's here! The transfer student! 210 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:34,213 -The transfer student! -A transfer student? Really? No way! 211 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,664 Good morning! 212 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,200 Morning. 213 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,403 Okay, get in your seats. 214 00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:02,575 Okay, time to take attendance. 215 00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:04,143 What about the transfer student? 216 00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:08,948 Oh, right. You're right. 217 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,015 Transfer student! 218 00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:11,250 Transfer student! 219 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,187 Come on in. 220 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:23,062 Come in. 221 00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:26,899 What? Wait! 222 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,235 That's not Akiko Yada! 223 00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:31,570 No, James! 224 00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:33,472 -That's not Akiko Yada. -Quiet down! 225 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:34,874 Quiet down! 226 00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:38,477 The willow… 227 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:41,347 You know Kiritani? 228 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,317 She says she doesn't know you. 229 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:49,588 Shuji Kiritani is in such shock. He's seized up. 230 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:50,990 Who's that supposed to be? 231 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:55,261 Okay. Why don't you introduce yourself? Okay? 232 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,269 This is Nobuko Kotani. 233 00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:05,504 Why don't you tell us your hobby or something? 234 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:11,110 I don't have one. 235 00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:15,080 Plans for your future or a club you want to join? 236 00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:16,749 -None. -None? I see. 237 00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:18,250 Okay. All right. 238 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,986 All right, everyone. Let's make her feel welcome. 239 00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:25,324 As for your seat, second from the back, two rows from the window is open. 240 00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:26,425 What? 241 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:28,794 I'm sitting here. 242 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,829 Bando, when did you start sitting there? 243 00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:31,964 Ages ago. 244 00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:35,701 Then go back to your original seat. 245 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,170 Why do I have to move? 246 00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:41,373 Now, now. Don't complain. All right? 247 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:43,609 Go on back. 248 00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:49,214 Sit at the empty desk. 249 00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:58,057 Okay. 250 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:00,659 I'll take attendance now. 251 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,528 -Aoi. -Here! 252 00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:03,762 -Akashi. -Here. 253 00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:05,531 -Inoue. -Did you see that? 254 00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,566 -I saw it. -Yes, I saw that. 255 00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:13,305 Hey, you. You brushed off that desk like it was filthy. 256 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,976 You think it's dirty 'cause I sat there? 257 00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:18,444 Hey! Stop that! 258 00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:21,347 Get back to your seat! 259 00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:27,486 Kind of gloomy in here. 260 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,255 Destiny, come up here. 261 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:33,158 Do a gag to brighten things up. 262 00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:35,861 -Oh, okay. -We'll do a new gag! 263 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,162 -Ready, go! -Ready, go! 264 00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:41,166 A little hat makes a "shoboshi." 265 00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:44,636 I can't understand you at all! Disaster! 266 00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:52,144 After the gag, don't look so worried. Okay? 267 00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:55,748 -But… -But… 268 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,450 -Oh, we're in sync! -Oh, we're in sync! 269 00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:01,020 -This must be destiny! -This must be destiny! 270 00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:02,354 Enough. Sit! 271 00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:05,391 Thank you very much, Destiny. 272 00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:07,092 -Here we go. Kawai. -Here! 273 00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:08,193 -Kimura. -Here. 274 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:09,361 -Kiritani. -Here. 275 00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:10,729 -Kusano. -Yo! 276 00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:13,632 I want you to try to work this one out on your own. 277 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,735 If the radius is 3.1… 278 00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:22,574 Y touches these two points. 279 00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:24,510 And X needs to be up here. 280 00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,745 "Isn't that chick creepy?" 281 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,085 "Don't you think that chick is weird?" 282 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:40,192 "Don't you think that chick stinks?" 283 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:50,569 And what's negative three plus three? 284 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:51,804 Let's do that. 285 00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:53,539 What's for lunch today, Mariko? 286 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:54,640 Broccoli dumplings. 287 00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:56,241 Broccoli? 288 00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,677 He's got it! Manesuke! 289 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,446 That's totally manesuke. 290 00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:01,680 I envy you. 291 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,449 Shuji! 292 00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:04,650 Your lady's here. 293 00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:16,862 Today's is really good. 294 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:17,963 Seriously? 295 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,932 I can hardly wait. Let's go. 296 00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:21,567 -Okay. -Let's go. 297 00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:28,173 Hey. 298 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,543 Is Shuji dating Mariko Uehara? 299 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,745 Why else would they always have lunch together? 300 00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:36,115 A bento lunch made by Mariko Uehara… 301 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,350 Think we could net auction that? 302 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,419 -Good idea! -What an idiot! 303 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:43,222 It would go bad by the time the auction ended! 304 00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:48,760 This looks awesome! Wow! 305 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,268 Awesome! 306 00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:03,642 I'm so glad to be alive. 307 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,345 This is totally great! 308 00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:09,648 I heard the transfer student looks like Akiko Yada. 309 00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,150 No. That's a lie. 310 00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:13,685 She's kind of creepy. 311 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:15,087 Really? 312 00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:20,826 This broccoli dumpling is awesome! 313 00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,595 -Really? -Broccoli sure is good! 314 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:31,970 You know what? 315 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:35,741 That's where us girls always have our lunch. 316 00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:39,311 Do you think you could move? 317 00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:43,882 Hello? Can you hear us? 318 00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:47,719 -Hello? -Something must be wrong with her. 319 00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:49,555 Can't you hear? 320 00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:55,861 I'm sorry! I accidentally hit it! 321 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,563 I'm so sorry! 322 00:19:57,629 --> 00:19:59,831 Sorry. I feel so bad. We should go. 323 00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:02,034 -Let's go. -Sorry. 324 00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:21,153 -Say… -Don't do that. 325 00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:25,857 If you're not careful, we'll end up always having to eat with her. 326 00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:28,427 Oh, you're right. 327 00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:51,149 -What time you want to meet? -What? 328 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:53,552 Did you forget? 329 00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:57,422 -You promised to go out today. -I remember. I swear it. 330 00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:00,158 So what time? 331 00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,629 I'm sorry! Really sorry! 332 00:21:04,129 --> 00:21:06,999 There's something I absolutely have to go to today. 333 00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:08,533 What is it? 334 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,601 Actually… 335 00:21:10,802 --> 00:21:11,837 It's a funeral. 336 00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:13,405 A funeral? 337 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,708 -Really? -Really. 338 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,478 I swear it. See? Look at this. 339 00:21:20,312 --> 00:21:21,313 You're right. 340 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,314 Sorry. 341 00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:26,051 -Let's do it a different day. -What? 342 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,419 When's good? 343 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:30,889 When? 344 00:21:31,556 --> 00:21:34,059 When should we? Good question. 345 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,803 I'm looking for the place to toss out food. 346 00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:48,173 There's no cooking practice today, so not in here. 347 00:21:49,341 --> 00:21:50,642 The incinerator! 348 00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:51,977 You don't know where that is, do you? 349 00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:55,247 -I'll take you. Okay? -What? 350 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,550 This is that new Akiko Yada girl in our class. 351 00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:01,653 She doesn't know where it is, so I'll take her. 352 00:22:04,956 --> 00:22:05,957 Let's go. 353 00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:13,498 What actually happened to that? 354 00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:16,468 Someone ruined it, right? 355 00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:18,770 Like Bando or them? 356 00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:24,710 Well, it doesn't really matter to me. It's none of my business. 357 00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:30,949 FOOD SCRAPS 358 00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:33,952 Shouldn't you go back? 359 00:22:34,786 --> 00:22:36,455 Your girlfriend's waiting. 360 00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:37,989 It's okay. 361 00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:41,126 I mean, she's not my girlfriend. 362 00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:45,964 What about the funeral? 363 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,834 Oh, that? That was a lie. 364 00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:51,269 What about that necktie? 365 00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:55,006 I found it in the street on the way to school. 366 00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:58,977 I thought I could use it to get out of a promise I made. 367 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:01,012 Then 368 00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:04,249 don't make promises in the first place. 369 00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:08,453 -I don't think… I could-- -She's right! 370 00:23:09,454 --> 00:23:10,389 Catherine! 371 00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:12,958 Kiritani. 372 00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:18,797 You won't always get away with making up stopgap lies, you know. 373 00:23:19,331 --> 00:23:22,434 What are you doing on the roof? 374 00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:30,375 It's way too far to go through the main gate. 375 00:23:30,442 --> 00:23:31,910 It's a waste of time. 376 00:23:34,479 --> 00:23:39,351 You. Educate this guy and make him into an honest person. Okay? 377 00:23:44,022 --> 00:23:47,025 -Who's that? -The head teacher. 378 00:23:48,293 --> 00:23:49,394 The head teacher? 379 00:23:50,796 --> 00:23:52,564 I thought she was a crow-billed tengu. 380 00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:59,404 It's creepy. 381 00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:01,807 I heard it was some student's parent. 382 00:24:02,307 --> 00:24:03,475 What's this about? 383 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,381 -Here you go, Mr. Yokoyama. -Thank you. 384 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:10,549 Principal Iehara, 385 00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:14,019 some loser is climbing over our school's wall. 386 00:24:14,519 --> 00:24:15,587 You're kidding. 387 00:24:16,154 --> 00:24:17,422 I saw them too. 388 00:24:17,489 --> 00:24:19,925 It was an older woman dressed like a youngster. 389 00:24:20,492 --> 00:24:21,927 How brazen! 390 00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:25,664 -No. I think it was… -What? 391 00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:29,568 -What? -Nothing. 392 00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:30,735 I mean… 393 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:31,837 I know! 394 00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:34,172 The students are gossiping about it, aren't they? 395 00:24:35,607 --> 00:24:37,008 You know who it is? 396 00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:39,344 No… Well… 397 00:24:41,546 --> 00:24:42,681 What everyone says… 398 00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:43,849 What do they say? 399 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,324 It's a crow-billed tengu. 400 00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:54,493 A crow-billed tengu? What's that? 401 00:24:54,559 --> 00:24:56,428 That's just what people say. 402 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:57,696 It's gone. 403 00:24:57,762 --> 00:24:59,064 It's gone! 404 00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:01,066 My key is gone! 405 00:25:07,973 --> 00:25:09,241 Found you. 406 00:25:12,477 --> 00:25:14,312 -I'm saved! -What do you want? 407 00:25:14,813 --> 00:25:16,948 I lost my bike key. 408 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:18,583 -So? -Let me ride on back. 409 00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:19,484 No way! 410 00:25:21,052 --> 00:25:22,654 Who said you could get on? 411 00:25:22,721 --> 00:25:24,890 Please stay behind the white line. 412 00:25:24,956 --> 00:25:27,192 Watch out! Let's go! 413 00:25:29,094 --> 00:25:30,495 Don't grab onto me! 414 00:25:31,162 --> 00:25:33,698 First it's a crow-billed tengu, now a Konaki-jiji? 415 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,701 Hey! That Chinese cabbage is cheap! 416 00:25:37,602 --> 00:25:39,571 Hey! It was on sale! 417 00:25:39,638 --> 00:25:41,306 Turn left there. 418 00:25:42,073 --> 00:25:45,377 Watch out! Oh, no! Watch out! 419 00:25:45,443 --> 00:25:48,914 Next stop, Hirayama Tofu Shop. Hirayama Tofu Shop. 420 00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:50,448 HIRAYAMA TOFU SHOP 421 00:25:50,515 --> 00:25:53,251 -Want a drink? -A drink of what? 422 00:25:53,318 --> 00:25:54,553 Mamechichi. 423 00:25:58,256 --> 00:26:00,091 Welcome back. 424 00:26:00,158 --> 00:26:02,928 Mr. Hirayama, I'm taking two cups. 425 00:26:05,363 --> 00:26:07,799 Mamechichi? You mean soymilk? 426 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:10,902 What? You mean this is called "soymilk"? 427 00:26:11,469 --> 00:26:13,805 -Yes. -It's not "mamechichi"? 428 00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:16,408 Mr. Hirayama, how come you never told me? 429 00:26:17,275 --> 00:26:19,144 Who cares what it's called. 430 00:26:19,678 --> 00:26:21,746 As long as made good and proper. 431 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:25,083 Hello. 432 00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:26,151 Fart! 433 00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:30,288 Is this your house? 434 00:26:30,355 --> 00:26:32,123 No. My boarding house. 435 00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:34,225 Is your home far? 436 00:26:34,292 --> 00:26:38,029 My home is on the top floor of that building. 437 00:26:39,464 --> 00:26:40,465 What? 438 00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:43,234 That high-rise condo? 439 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:47,372 Your family's rich? 440 00:26:48,873 --> 00:26:50,175 That's right. 441 00:26:52,811 --> 00:26:54,045 What's your dad do? 442 00:26:54,713 --> 00:26:57,983 My dad is the president of the company 443 00:26:58,049 --> 00:27:01,419 on the top floor of the building on the right. 444 00:27:01,486 --> 00:27:02,621 He's a president? 445 00:27:03,254 --> 00:27:04,222 A president… 446 00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:06,658 Yes. A president. 447 00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:10,328 Why are you down here with us? 448 00:27:20,205 --> 00:27:22,240 My dad told me, 449 00:27:22,941 --> 00:27:26,511 "You'll run this company someday, so the fun ends at high school. 450 00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:30,682 Enjoy your youth to the fullest! Leave no regrets!" 451 00:27:31,249 --> 00:27:34,586 -Hurry up and choose a cake. -Just hold on a minute. 452 00:27:36,688 --> 00:27:39,591 I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with my youth. 453 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:45,664 What I think is… 454 00:27:45,730 --> 00:27:49,234 we do things that nobody else has ever done. 455 00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:50,535 Okay. 456 00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:54,406 And explore the limits of your abilities until you collapse. 457 00:27:54,472 --> 00:27:56,074 I think that's what it is. 458 00:27:56,141 --> 00:27:58,677 Then what should we do? 459 00:27:58,743 --> 00:28:00,412 Think of that on your own. 460 00:28:01,646 --> 00:28:03,281 Hurry up and choose one. 461 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:04,949 I'm telling you… 462 00:28:05,917 --> 00:28:08,286 I don't care which one. 463 00:28:10,121 --> 00:28:11,122 You know what? 464 00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:16,094 If you can't choose one, then you must not want either of them. 465 00:28:16,161 --> 00:28:17,128 You think? 466 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:18,229 I'm leaving. 467 00:28:18,296 --> 00:28:20,932 Wait! Ouch! 468 00:28:22,067 --> 00:28:25,270 I don't want either one? That's a possibility too. 469 00:28:26,237 --> 00:28:27,639 The scales fell from my eyes. 470 00:28:28,606 --> 00:28:29,607 Ouch! 471 00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:33,178 I think a contact fell out. 472 00:28:34,012 --> 00:28:34,913 Take care. 473 00:28:34,979 --> 00:28:37,749 -Thanks. I will. -Hey! I lost a contact! 474 00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:44,322 It's late. 475 00:28:54,766 --> 00:28:55,734 Shuji! 476 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,669 What? What is it, Koji? 477 00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,270 -It's Mom! -What? 478 00:28:59,337 --> 00:29:01,573 -Just hurry up and come with me! -What's wrong? 479 00:29:01,639 --> 00:29:02,507 -Hurry! -Watch out! 480 00:29:03,508 --> 00:29:06,044 Hurry! Hurry up! 481 00:29:06,111 --> 00:29:08,012 Dad! You're home early. 482 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:12,350 Shuji! 483 00:29:13,651 --> 00:29:15,019 What? There was a plane crash? 484 00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:16,921 It's the one Mom was on. 485 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:20,291 What? Seriously? 486 00:29:20,358 --> 00:29:22,060 Seriously? How do you know? 487 00:29:22,127 --> 00:29:23,828 -Her name. -Her name? 488 00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:25,997 -What? -These are possible Japanese passengers. 489 00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:28,533 Takafumi Kanayama. 490 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,068 Nobuko Kiritani. 491 00:29:30,869 --> 00:29:32,570 Wait! 492 00:29:32,637 --> 00:29:34,606 Her phone! Her mobile phone! 493 00:29:34,672 --> 00:29:37,842 -Call her mobile phone! Now! -Hurry! 494 00:29:38,843 --> 00:29:40,278 Call her mobile phone now! 495 00:29:42,147 --> 00:29:43,581 Forget it! I'll do it! 496 00:29:43,648 --> 00:29:45,049 I'll do it! 497 00:29:49,387 --> 00:29:51,723 Answer! Hurry! Answer! 498 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,591 Why aren't you answering? 499 00:30:06,604 --> 00:30:08,439 HOME 500 00:30:16,414 --> 00:30:17,248 She's not answering. 501 00:30:31,596 --> 00:30:32,664 Could this be… 502 00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:36,034 the call to confirm her death? 503 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:39,337 I can't. 504 00:30:39,404 --> 00:30:41,005 You answer it. 505 00:30:43,141 --> 00:30:45,677 -Hurry up and answer it! -Hurry! 506 00:30:48,279 --> 00:30:49,414 Hello? 507 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:54,052 Mom? No way! 508 00:30:54,118 --> 00:30:55,687 How you doing? 509 00:30:56,955 --> 00:30:59,991 "Where am I"? Nigeria. 510 00:31:01,059 --> 00:31:02,994 I'm working, you know. 511 00:31:03,895 --> 00:31:06,731 Forget about that. What're you having for dinner? 512 00:31:06,798 --> 00:31:07,966 Hold on. 513 00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:11,569 Dinner! What's for dinner? 514 00:31:11,636 --> 00:31:12,904 Hurry up and tell me! 515 00:31:12,971 --> 00:31:14,005 Gyoza. 516 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,708 Hello? Gyoza! 517 00:31:16,774 --> 00:31:18,309 Gyoza? 518 00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:21,679 Gyoza? 519 00:31:22,347 --> 00:31:23,748 Gyoza? 520 00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:28,620 Gyoza. Really? Gyoza? 521 00:31:28,686 --> 00:31:30,021 He hung up. 522 00:31:31,923 --> 00:31:34,125 Gyoza? What's gyoza? 523 00:31:34,192 --> 00:31:36,427 Well, you see, it's a delicious… 524 00:31:36,494 --> 00:31:37,762 What did Mom say? 525 00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:39,964 She said, "Gyoza? Really? Gyoza?" 526 00:31:40,765 --> 00:31:42,767 -That's all? -Yes. 527 00:31:43,301 --> 00:31:46,070 Oh, so she's alive… 528 00:31:50,808 --> 00:31:53,945 Koji! Let's eat! Let's eat dinner! 529 00:31:54,012 --> 00:31:56,648 -She's alive? -Yes! She's alive! 530 00:31:56,714 --> 00:31:58,182 She's alive! 531 00:32:00,785 --> 00:32:02,153 Thank goodness! 532 00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:08,459 KOJI KIRITANI 6TH GRADE, CLASS 3 533 00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:11,729 Why a baby chick? 534 00:32:11,796 --> 00:32:14,399 What does it matter? It just needs to cover the hole. 535 00:32:14,465 --> 00:32:16,701 But that's the same as Watanabe. 536 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:20,171 -I bet Watanabe's a girl, right? -There! It's ready. 537 00:32:20,238 --> 00:32:21,606 That looks great! 538 00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:24,442 -That looks delicious. -All right! Gyoza! 539 00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:28,012 -Hey! No fair eating one first! -Yum! 540 00:32:28,746 --> 00:32:29,847 No fair! 541 00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:33,151 But you know… 542 00:32:34,319 --> 00:32:36,154 Somewhere on Earth right now, 543 00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:39,257 there's a family in mourning. 544 00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:37,749 -And here are some flowers. -There we go. 545 00:33:37,815 --> 00:33:40,018 -How's that? -Looking good. 546 00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:42,453 -It's done! -Yay! 547 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,855 Eight days a… 548 00:33:44,489 --> 00:33:46,858 -Nice, right? -Yes. Very pretty. 549 00:33:46,924 --> 00:33:49,293 Those girls are taking this a little too far. 550 00:33:53,398 --> 00:33:56,367 Don't you think that's pretty uncool? 551 00:33:56,434 --> 00:33:59,003 It's just a joke. You like jokes. Right, Shuji? 552 00:33:59,070 --> 00:34:02,240 Yes, but that's not funny. 553 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,609 I mean, that's so lame! 554 00:34:04,675 --> 00:34:06,778 -Lame? -Totally lame. 555 00:34:06,844 --> 00:34:08,846 -It is not! -Come on. Break it up! 556 00:34:08,913 --> 00:34:11,616 -It is not lame. -Yes, it is lame. 557 00:34:11,682 --> 00:34:12,917 You're the lame one. 558 00:34:12,984 --> 00:34:16,521 Bando, the comedy we like is surreal and dry humor. 559 00:34:16,587 --> 00:34:17,755 Fine. 560 00:34:17,822 --> 00:34:20,158 -Okay? -Yes. You guys are lame. 561 00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:22,060 -Surreal! -Yes, whatever. 562 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:26,297 -He's always like that. -What jerks. 563 00:34:28,166 --> 00:34:30,201 You died on your second day here. 564 00:34:30,268 --> 00:34:33,905 -You poor thing! -You poor thing! 565 00:34:33,971 --> 00:34:36,574 -She ignoring us? -What's her problem? 566 00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:39,143 She ticks me off. Let's go. 567 00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:48,953 She's going to get torn to pieces. 568 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,456 -Shuji. -Yes? 569 00:34:51,522 --> 00:34:52,657 -Pass. -Right. 570 00:34:57,395 --> 00:35:00,064 Well, it's none of my business though. 571 00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:21,319 -Found you! -Don't touch me! 572 00:35:21,385 --> 00:35:22,787 -Hey. Wait. -What? 573 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:25,623 -What do you want? -I want you to have this. 574 00:35:26,691 --> 00:35:28,459 -What the heck is this? -Look closely. 575 00:35:28,526 --> 00:35:30,394 It's a scale. 576 00:35:31,395 --> 00:35:32,430 It's a contact lens. 577 00:35:33,498 --> 00:35:35,366 It's a scale that fell from my eyes. 578 00:35:35,933 --> 00:35:37,869 What you said opened my eyes. 579 00:35:37,935 --> 00:35:39,537 -This is a contact lens, man. -Yes. 580 00:35:40,037 --> 00:35:42,406 -It's just like you said. -What? 581 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,408 You see… 582 00:35:44,475 --> 00:35:46,310 -What do you want? -You see… 583 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:51,315 I'm a guy who has no wants and doesn't know what he wants to do. 584 00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:52,517 So? 585 00:35:52,583 --> 00:35:55,553 -You're looking down on me. -I am not! 586 00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:59,924 -What's your problem? -I mean, there's nothing I want to do. 587 00:36:04,061 --> 00:36:05,796 I think everyone's like that. 588 00:36:07,465 --> 00:36:08,332 Really? 589 00:36:09,066 --> 00:36:10,334 Okay, scale, goodbye. 590 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:13,704 Bye. 591 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:15,806 What? 592 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,477 Hey, just wait up a second. 593 00:36:20,511 --> 00:36:21,612 Wait up a second. 594 00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:24,649 -We've had it with you, bitch! -Say something, Kotani! 595 00:36:24,715 --> 00:36:26,450 You little bitch… 596 00:36:27,985 --> 00:36:30,321 Who said you could ignore us? 597 00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:35,226 -Who said you could go? -Say something! 598 00:36:35,293 --> 00:36:38,930 I mean, we're talking to you, so talk to us! 599 00:36:38,996 --> 00:36:40,631 -That's right! -Yes! 600 00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:45,836 -Feel good? -Get away from us! 601 00:36:45,903 --> 00:36:46,871 You fucking creep! 602 00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:57,048 -Why don't you say something? -What a bore! 603 00:37:03,921 --> 00:37:07,491 Come on. Let's all get along, okay? 604 00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:09,460 Get your ass out of the girls' restroom! 605 00:37:13,331 --> 00:37:15,967 -Give me more! -Sebastian's coming! 606 00:37:16,033 --> 00:37:18,502 -Seriously? -The floor's wet out here too! 607 00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:22,707 Dang! This is cold! This is really cold! 608 00:37:26,944 --> 00:37:29,080 This is cold! It sure is cold, right? 609 00:37:49,834 --> 00:37:52,270 Soaking wet. We're both soaking wet. 610 00:37:56,741 --> 00:37:57,742 You know, 611 00:37:58,242 --> 00:38:00,945 can't you use your head more? 612 00:38:02,513 --> 00:38:06,550 Haven't you ever thought of acting more like everyone else? 613 00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:07,585 That's right. 614 00:38:07,652 --> 00:38:10,888 If you changed just a little bit, things would be different. 615 00:38:14,158 --> 00:38:16,460 I don't think I can change anything. 616 00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:18,896 That's not true. 617 00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:20,398 It's impossible. 618 00:38:22,099 --> 00:38:24,068 There's no way I can change anything. 619 00:38:25,836 --> 00:38:29,707 Giving up from the start is wrong! 620 00:38:38,683 --> 00:38:41,018 I have wanted to change before. 621 00:38:45,089 --> 00:38:46,857 My mom remarried 622 00:38:48,359 --> 00:38:50,094 and I got a new dad, 623 00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:52,663 but I couldn't get close to him. 624 00:38:55,366 --> 00:38:59,036 But I knew things couldn't be like that forever. 625 00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:01,972 So 626 00:39:03,741 --> 00:39:06,110 I did my absolute very best to call out to him. 627 00:39:10,147 --> 00:39:11,382 Dad! 628 00:39:14,318 --> 00:39:16,454 Oh, sorry. 629 00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:19,323 I married your mom, 630 00:39:20,691 --> 00:39:23,294 but I'm not your dad. 631 00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:26,964 I was so ashamed. 632 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:31,836 I was so ashamed, I wanted to disappear. 633 00:39:33,971 --> 00:39:35,973 I don't believe if you're courageous 634 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,176 or if you open up your heart, things will change. 635 00:39:40,077 --> 00:39:41,078 I mean, 636 00:39:41,846 --> 00:39:43,614 when I believe and open up my heart, 637 00:39:44,448 --> 00:39:46,083 I only get hurt. 638 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:52,423 Now, that's no way to talk. Right? 639 00:39:55,993 --> 00:39:59,296 It's all right. I'm used to being bullied. 640 00:40:00,998 --> 00:40:04,535 It's always been this way and probably always will be. 641 00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:13,344 The hell you're used to it! 642 00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:17,348 You mean you're fine with 643 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:21,051 getting sprayed with water and your lunch tossed around? Are you? 644 00:40:24,955 --> 00:40:28,259 How dare you decide that nothing will change? 645 00:40:32,129 --> 00:40:33,264 At any rate, 646 00:40:35,633 --> 00:40:38,936 we've all got to live… 647 00:40:42,373 --> 00:40:44,475 in this miserable school. 648 00:40:55,653 --> 00:40:58,055 Bando and them are pretty vindictive. 649 00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:02,159 They said they'd forgive me if I read at that shop. 650 00:41:02,226 --> 00:41:04,094 At Goyokudo, right? 651 00:41:04,161 --> 00:41:07,531 Only beautiful men and women can read there, right? 652 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:12,970 They told me to go and read there today. 653 00:41:13,037 --> 00:41:14,772 Impossible. 654 00:41:15,573 --> 00:41:18,209 They just want to laugh at you when you can't do it. 655 00:41:18,275 --> 00:41:20,144 That's mean. So totally mean. 656 00:41:22,012 --> 00:41:22,847 That's mean. 657 00:41:22,913 --> 00:41:24,081 Let's go read there! 658 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:26,517 Hurry up. 659 00:41:33,023 --> 00:41:34,892 What're you stopping for? 660 00:41:38,696 --> 00:41:42,066 Anyone home? 661 00:41:49,073 --> 00:41:51,208 Excuse me. Can I have some books? 662 00:41:51,275 --> 00:41:53,344 Some books? What kind of books? 663 00:41:53,410 --> 00:41:56,213 Oh, right. These are all books. 664 00:41:57,114 --> 00:41:58,215 Let's see… 665 00:41:59,283 --> 00:42:01,318 Okay, from here 666 00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:03,320 to here. 667 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:06,257 -From here to there? -Yes. 668 00:42:06,323 --> 00:42:10,327 And can I leave them here on the shelf for a few days? 669 00:42:10,394 --> 00:42:11,629 Sure. 670 00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:12,630 Great. 671 00:42:12,696 --> 00:42:16,834 I'd like to do some research too. Can I come here to read them? 672 00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:19,103 -Sure. That's fine. -It is? 673 00:42:19,169 --> 00:42:21,772 Great! Hold on a second. 674 00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:25,809 Let's go! Hurry! 675 00:42:25,876 --> 00:42:26,710 Go! 676 00:42:29,580 --> 00:42:31,615 She's going to come here to read. Will that be okay? 677 00:42:31,682 --> 00:42:32,516 Okay. 678 00:42:33,017 --> 00:42:33,984 Sure. 679 00:42:35,953 --> 00:42:37,121 You, hurry up and pay. 680 00:42:37,755 --> 00:42:40,157 -I have to pay? -You said you'd help. 681 00:42:45,629 --> 00:42:47,197 Can I pay with this? 682 00:42:47,865 --> 00:42:49,166 A gold card! 683 00:42:50,901 --> 00:42:51,835 Sure. 684 00:42:55,673 --> 00:42:58,909 -Hello! -Hello! 685 00:42:58,976 --> 00:43:01,912 Together, we're Destiny! 686 00:43:01,979 --> 00:43:04,048 Nice to have you here! 687 00:43:04,114 --> 00:43:06,884 At last, a new record was set! 688 00:43:06,951 --> 00:43:09,653 They read at the shop for two hours and ten minutes! 689 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:11,522 I was dumbfounded! 690 00:43:12,356 --> 00:43:15,225 -And who beat out Mariko Uehara? -Who? 691 00:43:15,292 --> 00:43:19,096 That supposedly creepy transfer student, Nobuko Kiritani! 692 00:43:20,464 --> 00:43:21,966 How shocking! 693 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:26,837 Since he thought Goyokudo had lowered their standards, 694 00:43:26,904 --> 00:43:29,840 Sebastian went and tried again. 695 00:43:29,907 --> 00:43:31,675 Sebastian? No way! 696 00:43:31,742 --> 00:43:34,778 -There's no way. -He'll never make it. 697 00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:39,216 He's so stupid, it's sad. 698 00:43:39,283 --> 00:43:46,290 READING PROHIBITED EXCEPT FOR BEAUTIFUL MEN AND WOMEN 699 00:43:47,825 --> 00:43:50,027 -Welcome! -Welcome! 700 00:43:50,094 --> 00:43:51,829 Kotani! 701 00:43:51,895 --> 00:43:53,764 Kotani! Look this way! 702 00:43:53,831 --> 00:43:56,400 Look over here, Kotani! 703 00:44:00,771 --> 00:44:03,807 Kotani, can you get a little closer to her? 704 00:44:03,874 --> 00:44:06,443 Good! Thank you. Now smile! 705 00:44:06,510 --> 00:44:08,412 Say "cheese"! 706 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:12,783 NEW RECORD OF 2:10 READING SET BY TRANSFER STUDENT NOBUKO KOTANI 707 00:44:21,258 --> 00:44:23,761 Goyokudo was so fun. 708 00:44:23,827 --> 00:44:26,530 It's got the whole school going crazy. 709 00:44:26,597 --> 00:44:28,198 They've got nothing else to do. 710 00:44:28,265 --> 00:44:30,501 And nobody noticed that we're the ones who-- 711 00:44:30,567 --> 00:44:32,236 Isn't this a great smell? 712 00:44:32,302 --> 00:44:34,838 Really nice, right? It's really popular. 713 00:44:34,905 --> 00:44:36,573 Seriously. It's popular. 714 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,809 Nice! That was so totally nice! 715 00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:40,911 You should be happier, man. 716 00:44:40,978 --> 00:44:43,681 This will stop Kotani from getting bullied. 717 00:44:44,248 --> 00:44:47,418 No, it won't. The bullying will start again in no time. 718 00:44:47,484 --> 00:44:49,486 Really? You think so? 719 00:44:51,655 --> 00:44:52,623 Listen. 720 00:44:53,323 --> 00:44:55,192 She was way down here. 721 00:44:55,893 --> 00:44:59,296 If you want to make her popular, bringing her to normal isn't enough. 722 00:45:00,431 --> 00:45:04,368 Unless she becomes top class, people's minds won't change. 723 00:45:04,435 --> 00:45:08,572 Idea! Okay then. Why don't we take Kotani 724 00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:11,375 to that top-class level? 725 00:45:11,442 --> 00:45:12,943 It's not that easy. 726 00:45:15,045 --> 00:45:18,048 She might need to change on the inside too. 727 00:45:18,115 --> 00:45:19,883 What's on the inside doesn't matter. 728 00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:22,920 If everyone thinks you're beautiful, you're beautiful. 729 00:45:22,986 --> 00:45:25,189 If everyone wants something, the price goes up. 730 00:45:26,056 --> 00:45:28,292 There are people who can make that stuff happen. 731 00:45:29,259 --> 00:45:30,194 Cut that out! 732 00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:32,129 Who is it that can make that happen? 733 00:45:33,530 --> 00:45:35,065 Those people over there. 734 00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:37,901 What? My dad? 735 00:45:37,968 --> 00:45:39,937 Don't be stupid. It's not one person. 736 00:45:40,871 --> 00:45:44,508 It's people who think of ways to get people to spend more money. 737 00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:47,544 They make hits out of so-so songs. 738 00:45:48,212 --> 00:45:50,180 They turn ordinary girls into pop idols. 739 00:45:50,781 --> 00:45:53,117 They create long lines outside lousy ramen shops. 740 00:45:54,351 --> 00:45:57,521 I guess you could call them "producers." 741 00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:01,592 Really? Then I'll do that. 742 00:46:01,658 --> 00:46:02,793 What? 743 00:46:02,860 --> 00:46:06,463 Why don't we make Kotani the most popular person at school? 744 00:46:06,530 --> 00:46:07,698 What for? 745 00:46:08,265 --> 00:46:09,833 Remember what you said? 746 00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:13,604 Do what nobody's done before and explore our limits. 747 00:46:13,670 --> 00:46:14,805 Yes, but… 748 00:46:14,872 --> 00:46:19,810 We'll be Kotani's producers! 749 00:46:21,879 --> 00:46:23,647 -We will? -Yes, we will. 750 00:46:24,982 --> 00:46:28,685 Wait a second. You're more the type who needs a producer yourself. 751 00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:30,521 That's fine too. 752 00:46:30,587 --> 00:46:33,357 -You be my producer too. -Why do I have to do that? 753 00:46:34,158 --> 00:46:37,728 Come on. Please! Producer Shuji Kiritani! 754 00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:47,971 I finally see what my youth is for! 755 00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:51,008 Thanks, man. 756 00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:57,514 NEW RECORD OF 2:10 READING SET BY TRANSFER STUDENT NOBUKO KOTANI 757 00:46:59,183 --> 00:47:01,585 I wonder if the world can be changed 758 00:47:02,686 --> 00:47:03,987 even by us guys. 759 00:47:10,427 --> 00:47:11,595 No. 760 00:47:13,297 --> 00:47:14,131 Why? 761 00:47:18,101 --> 00:47:19,570 How come? 762 00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:23,507 I don't like lying. 763 00:47:25,108 --> 00:47:28,111 Like at that bookstore. I mean, I'm not beautiful. 764 00:47:28,178 --> 00:47:30,881 But that's how it is now. 765 00:47:30,948 --> 00:47:34,084 Who cares? What matters is everyone saw. 766 00:47:34,952 --> 00:47:38,555 I'm going to tell everyone the truth about it. 767 00:47:38,622 --> 00:47:40,023 How come? 768 00:47:40,090 --> 00:47:42,092 -Don't do that. -Kotani! 769 00:47:44,628 --> 00:47:46,463 Don't you think this is your chance? 770 00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:52,836 Unless you've got the will to change, you'll be bullied forever! 771 00:47:53,837 --> 00:47:55,539 You'll be torn up from the roots. 772 00:47:57,908 --> 00:47:59,309 Like that willow tree. 773 00:48:01,645 --> 00:48:02,946 Is that what you want? 774 00:48:04,781 --> 00:48:06,049 I already told you! 775 00:48:07,084 --> 00:48:08,285 I can't change. 776 00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:12,556 Wherever I go in this world, it's the same everywhere. 777 00:48:14,358 --> 00:48:17,895 It's all just a world where I don't belong. 778 00:48:18,829 --> 00:48:19,997 Then build it. 779 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:24,668 A world you can live in… 780 00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:28,739 I'll build it for you. 781 00:48:29,973 --> 00:48:32,876 Did you hear that? Let him build it for you. 782 00:48:35,545 --> 00:48:36,713 I don't want that. 783 00:48:38,448 --> 00:48:40,350 Oh, well. 784 00:48:43,086 --> 00:48:43,987 "Kotani." 785 00:48:45,822 --> 00:48:47,357 "I'll build it for you." 786 00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:50,227 Dang! You're totally into this! 787 00:48:51,828 --> 00:48:54,831 Even if I am, it'll never happen if she's like that. 788 00:48:54,898 --> 00:48:56,166 Word. 789 00:48:58,435 --> 00:49:03,073 Your youth has crumbled into pieces. 790 00:49:04,007 --> 00:49:04,942 Pow! 791 00:49:09,746 --> 00:49:10,948 Word… 792 00:49:15,686 --> 00:49:18,689 Hey, Kiritani. Give me a hand. 793 00:49:20,023 --> 00:49:21,291 Come on, Kiritani. 794 00:49:25,262 --> 00:49:27,597 -This? -Yes. The box on top of it. 795 00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:37,174 You okay? 796 00:49:37,874 --> 00:49:40,077 -Come on. Clean it up. -What? 797 00:49:42,612 --> 00:49:43,714 What the heck is this? 798 00:49:47,217 --> 00:49:48,385 Hey! 799 00:49:49,219 --> 00:49:52,356 It's a monkey's paw! 800 00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:54,257 What's a monkey's paw? 801 00:49:54,324 --> 00:49:57,260 You don't know? It grants three wishes. 802 00:49:58,695 --> 00:49:59,730 This does? 803 00:49:59,796 --> 00:50:00,731 Oh! 804 00:50:00,797 --> 00:50:03,734 What luck! There's another one! 805 00:50:04,334 --> 00:50:05,202 You can have it. 806 00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:10,474 When making wishes, 807 00:50:11,508 --> 00:50:14,578 they have to be said out loud! 808 00:50:25,355 --> 00:50:31,228 I wish that my willow tree is alive and healthy somewhere else! 809 00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:35,399 -What're you doing? -Whoa! 810 00:50:35,966 --> 00:50:38,902 -You scared me. -What's that? That's creepy! 811 00:50:39,603 --> 00:50:40,804 You can have it. 812 00:50:42,539 --> 00:50:45,142 Ribbit… What is this? 813 00:50:45,208 --> 00:50:46,543 A monkey's paw. 814 00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:49,079 Apparently, it grants three wishes. 815 00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:51,248 Really? 816 00:50:51,948 --> 00:50:54,217 I just made one wish, so it's got two more. 817 00:50:54,284 --> 00:50:55,919 Wishes? 818 00:50:57,087 --> 00:50:59,656 What should I wish for? 819 00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:01,191 How should I know? 820 00:51:04,795 --> 00:51:08,832 Get lots of hot chicks, make love to them, and get hammered. 821 00:51:08,899 --> 00:51:09,833 Don't be stupid! 822 00:51:11,334 --> 00:51:12,369 Kiritani! 823 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:18,275 -Boo! -Kotani! 824 00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:21,144 Wait! 825 00:51:21,211 --> 00:51:22,946 Give me your autograph. 826 00:51:23,647 --> 00:51:26,450 -Hey! -Don't you have something to say? 827 00:51:26,516 --> 00:51:28,852 Keeping quiet won't do you no good! 828 00:51:28,919 --> 00:51:31,621 You're pissing us off, bitch! 829 00:51:34,958 --> 00:51:38,195 Don't get cocky just because you could read at that bookstore. 830 00:51:38,261 --> 00:51:40,130 You listening? 831 00:51:40,197 --> 00:51:43,133 -Can't you hear us? -She's so stupid, she probably can't. 832 00:51:47,003 --> 00:51:49,139 Unless you've got the will to change, 833 00:51:49,206 --> 00:51:50,474 you'll be bullied forever! 834 00:51:51,741 --> 00:51:54,277 You'll be torn up from the roots. 835 00:51:56,346 --> 00:51:57,714 Say something, bitch! 836 00:52:00,851 --> 00:52:01,685 Hey! 837 00:52:03,620 --> 00:52:04,921 -Kiritani! -What's wrong? 838 00:52:04,988 --> 00:52:07,190 Bando and they are roughing up Kotani bad. 839 00:52:07,257 --> 00:52:09,726 Don't Bando and they have anything else to do? 840 00:52:10,894 --> 00:52:12,028 Okay, I'm going. 841 00:52:12,095 --> 00:52:13,663 -You're leaving? -Yes. 842 00:52:13,730 --> 00:52:16,032 -Oh, okay. -Okay. 843 00:52:16,099 --> 00:52:18,034 -Ciao! -Ciao! 844 00:52:18,101 --> 00:52:20,070 -Ciao! -Ciao! 845 00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:28,211 Stop, Kotani! 846 00:52:28,278 --> 00:52:29,646 Stop! 847 00:52:43,226 --> 00:52:44,127 Stop, Kotani! 848 00:52:52,402 --> 00:52:53,370 Stop, damn it! 849 00:52:55,071 --> 00:52:56,606 Get the fuck out of the way! 850 00:53:04,915 --> 00:53:06,249 Stop! 851 00:53:19,095 --> 00:53:20,063 Get up! 852 00:53:20,130 --> 00:53:21,531 Walk, damn it! 853 00:53:21,598 --> 00:53:23,833 Come on! Walk! 854 00:53:28,438 --> 00:53:32,209 -What's wrong? -Get up! You fucking creep! 855 00:53:32,275 --> 00:53:34,411 Hey! Cut that out! 856 00:53:35,078 --> 00:53:37,147 Bitch! You fucking bitch! 857 00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:51,061 Shuji! 858 00:54:04,608 --> 00:54:05,542 Please… 859 00:54:07,110 --> 00:54:08,712 Help me! 860 00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:17,754 Wherever I go in this world, 861 00:54:19,589 --> 00:54:21,258 it's the same everywhere. 862 00:54:27,330 --> 00:54:29,232 It's all just a world… 863 00:54:30,834 --> 00:54:33,770 where I don't belong. 864 00:54:37,574 --> 00:54:41,244 -Kotani! You fucking bitch! -Stop, damn it! 865 00:54:41,311 --> 00:54:42,512 -I've had it with you! -Stop! 866 00:54:42,579 --> 00:54:44,581 Would you just fucking stop? 867 00:54:45,715 --> 00:54:47,417 Kotani! Stop! 868 00:54:49,886 --> 00:54:50,954 Stop! 869 00:54:53,523 --> 00:54:56,660 Let go of me! What's your fucking problem, you geezer? 870 00:54:56,726 --> 00:54:58,795 Fucking cut it out! 871 00:55:05,235 --> 00:55:06,303 What's your problem? 872 00:55:09,005 --> 00:55:11,574 DISGUSTING WOMEN CAN GO TO HELL AND DIE! 873 00:56:07,564 --> 00:56:09,866 It's like I'm in a totally different world. 874 00:56:11,735 --> 00:56:13,603 I built this world. 875 00:56:29,853 --> 00:56:31,087 PESSIMISM NOT ALLOWED. 876 00:56:31,154 --> 00:56:32,856 YOU CAN'T LIVE UNLESS YOU'RE TOUGH. 877 00:56:32,922 --> 00:56:34,557 NO KINDNESS, NO RIGHT TO LIVE. 878 00:56:48,605 --> 00:56:50,573 May the principal's hair 879 00:56:51,574 --> 00:56:53,343 grow thinner by the day, 880 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:56,980 and in three years' time 881 00:56:57,046 --> 00:57:00,049 may he please 882 00:57:00,683 --> 00:57:03,520 become totally bald! 883 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:12,595 Oops! Did you see that? 884 00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:19,836 Here. You can have it. 885 00:57:20,537 --> 00:57:21,938 I feel better now anyway. 886 00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:26,776 It should grant two more wishes. 887 00:57:28,711 --> 00:57:31,881 Do you hate the principal? 888 00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:33,950 I hate his guts! 889 00:57:34,584 --> 00:57:37,620 But since I work with him, I can't help being around him. 890 00:57:37,687 --> 00:57:39,322 It's such a pain. 891 00:57:42,559 --> 00:57:45,128 When making wishes, they have to be said out loud! 892 00:57:49,199 --> 00:57:53,336 Just making their hair fall out won't satisfy me. 893 00:57:54,537 --> 00:57:57,640 I want even worse things to happen to them. 894 00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:02,512 You're free to think anything you like. 895 00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:07,417 You see, in my mind, I've killed dozens of people. 896 00:58:10,253 --> 00:58:11,788 Your mind is a very useful tool. 897 00:58:12,589 --> 00:58:14,324 Even if you don't do it, 898 00:58:14,390 --> 00:58:17,527 just thinking it makes you feel better and helps you keep going. 899 00:58:19,863 --> 00:58:21,130 All right then. 900 00:58:22,565 --> 00:58:25,201 This thing works absolute wonders! 901 00:58:26,436 --> 00:58:28,438 Be very careful what you wish for. 902 00:58:51,761 --> 00:58:53,096 I wish that 903 00:58:58,601 --> 00:59:00,870 stupid Bando would disappear from this world! 904 00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:32,168 That's that willow! 905 00:59:34,704 --> 00:59:35,872 Does this mean 906 00:59:36,806 --> 00:59:39,108 my wish came true? 907 00:59:47,483 --> 00:59:49,018 Kotani? 908 00:59:49,085 --> 00:59:49,953 Kotani! 909 00:59:53,456 --> 00:59:54,591 Kotani, get on! 910 00:59:56,526 --> 00:59:57,961 Just hurry up and get on! 911 00:59:59,329 --> 01:00:00,163 What for? 912 01:00:00,830 --> 01:00:02,899 The tree they took out of here, it's still alive! 913 01:00:03,933 --> 01:00:05,568 It'll be planted somewhere else! 914 01:00:05,635 --> 01:00:07,337 Hurry up and get on! 915 01:00:12,075 --> 01:00:13,343 That's it! There! 916 01:00:14,310 --> 01:00:15,278 Yes! 917 01:00:24,988 --> 01:00:25,888 Wow… 918 01:00:27,490 --> 01:00:28,791 You're right. 919 01:00:30,893 --> 01:00:32,962 Hurry up and grab on. Hurry! 920 01:01:21,844 --> 01:01:27,283 I bet that willow never thought it would travel on the water. 921 01:01:30,053 --> 01:01:31,287 You've got to live. 922 01:01:32,789 --> 01:01:34,691 Because you never know what'll happen. 923 01:01:37,293 --> 01:01:38,327 I never thought 924 01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:43,032 there'd be a place where we can start our lives over again. 925 01:01:43,966 --> 01:01:44,834 Yes. 926 01:01:49,338 --> 01:01:50,306 I wonder, 927 01:01:52,842 --> 01:01:54,744 if I could become a big tree. 928 01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:03,619 A tree so big… 929 01:02:04,987 --> 01:02:06,723 that nobody can pull it up. 930 01:02:10,159 --> 01:02:11,461 You've got no choice. 931 01:02:16,132 --> 01:02:17,166 Oh, right. 932 01:02:20,136 --> 01:02:21,037 Here. 933 01:02:32,648 --> 01:02:35,251 Oh, that? It was torn. 934 01:03:55,565 --> 01:03:58,768 Cancel my wish that Bando disappear from this world. 935 01:04:06,442 --> 01:04:07,410 I will… 936 01:04:09,612 --> 01:04:11,681 live in this world that Bando is in. 937 01:04:28,397 --> 01:04:29,532 Dinner's ready. 938 01:04:29,599 --> 01:04:32,068 HIRAYAMA TOFU SHOP 939 01:04:32,134 --> 01:04:33,536 What's that disgusting thing? 940 01:04:34,136 --> 01:04:37,807 Mr. Hirayama, this is called a monkey's paw. 941 01:04:37,874 --> 01:04:41,277 It'll grant any wish you make. 942 01:04:43,079 --> 01:04:44,413 Don't be ridiculous. 943 01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:46,048 Okay! I've made up my mind. 944 01:04:47,516 --> 01:04:50,353 May there be world peace! 945 01:04:53,256 --> 01:04:54,123 There! It's done! 946 01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:59,695 Click! 947 01:05:00,263 --> 01:05:04,133 Wonder if they'll have news that peace broke out in the Near East. 948 01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:05,601 Don't be ridiculous. 949 01:05:05,668 --> 01:05:07,136 I'm serious! 950 01:05:07,203 --> 01:05:10,439 This thing can grant one more wish, 951 01:05:10,506 --> 01:05:12,742 so go ahead and make one. 952 01:05:12,808 --> 01:05:15,244 -What? Me? -Go right ahead. 953 01:05:16,279 --> 01:05:18,481 Let's see… Okay. 954 01:05:19,348 --> 01:05:22,285 Please cancel that wish for world peace. 955 01:05:22,351 --> 01:05:24,620 Hey, man! 956 01:05:24,687 --> 01:05:28,557 I got us world peace, so what did you do that for? 957 01:05:29,558 --> 01:05:30,960 Yes, maybe you did. 958 01:05:32,094 --> 01:05:33,796 Maybe so. 959 01:05:34,363 --> 01:05:36,666 Your wish really may have come true. 960 01:05:36,732 --> 01:05:40,202 You know, there may have been total world peace for three seconds. 961 01:05:42,305 --> 01:05:44,840 You don't believe that! 962 01:05:47,310 --> 01:05:50,579 -You don't believe that at all! -Yes, I do! 963 01:05:50,646 --> 01:05:52,281 Here you go. Extra-large serving. 964 01:06:05,361 --> 01:06:08,631 How things turn out is sometimes frightening. 965 01:06:11,434 --> 01:06:16,072 Before I knew it, I'd decided to be the producer for Nobuko. 966 01:06:19,208 --> 01:06:20,609 Top secret! 967 01:06:20,676 --> 01:06:21,911 It's top secret! 968 01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:23,312 Top secret! 969 01:06:23,379 --> 01:06:25,581 Don't go shouting it at the top of your lungs. 970 01:06:26,882 --> 01:06:29,719 You know, shouldn't we, like, give Nobuko 971 01:06:29,785 --> 01:06:34,023 a stage name or a nickname or something? 972 01:06:34,090 --> 01:06:36,125 Yes, that's probably true. 973 01:06:38,427 --> 01:06:39,328 What's your name again? 974 01:06:39,395 --> 01:06:40,997 Nobuko? 975 01:06:41,063 --> 01:06:43,265 -Nobuko. -Nobuko. 976 01:06:44,266 --> 01:06:45,634 -Nobuko. -Shut up. 977 01:06:46,268 --> 01:06:48,738 -Nobuko. -Nobu… Shut up! Nobuko… 978 01:06:48,804 --> 01:06:50,339 -Nobuko. -Nobuta. 979 01:06:50,406 --> 01:06:52,341 -Nobuta? No… -Nobuta? 980 01:06:52,408 --> 01:06:54,310 -I like "Nobuta." -What? 981 01:06:55,044 --> 01:06:56,078 How come? 982 01:07:02,518 --> 01:07:05,221 -What's this? -Don't show him that! 983 01:07:05,287 --> 01:07:10,526 Sometimes, I wonder why in the world I'm getting carried away with these guys 984 01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:12,895 and totally regret it. 985 01:07:15,931 --> 01:07:17,333 But then, this is 986 01:07:18,834 --> 01:07:19,902 just another game. 987 01:07:21,637 --> 01:07:23,172 What's the point unless I have fun? 988 01:07:26,242 --> 01:07:27,243 But 989 01:07:28,277 --> 01:07:29,879 at that time, 990 01:07:30,713 --> 01:07:32,448 I had absolutely no idea… 991 01:07:35,618 --> 01:07:38,154 DIE 992 01:07:41,791 --> 01:07:46,829 Soon, we'd be fighting against the incredibly deep and dark thing 993 01:07:48,364 --> 01:07:52,568 that is human malice. 994 01:09:33,102 --> 01:09:35,738 I made some rules to follow to make you popular. 995 01:09:35,804 --> 01:09:38,474 One! Absolutely never mention that we're producing you! 996 01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:40,776 You exist. That's all you need to think about. 997 01:09:40,843 --> 01:09:44,013 -Ugly pig! -We're just saying what's true! 998 01:09:44,079 --> 01:09:45,748 -Let's end this. -End what? 999 01:09:45,814 --> 01:09:47,616 This whole thing about producing her. 1000 01:09:48,117 --> 01:09:53,122 Subtitle translation by: Brian Athey 68286

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