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URUSEI YATSURA
(Those Obnoxious Aliens)
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all overthe place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you, love you,
love you the best!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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On nights when the stars
are twinkling...
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...I dream all
about you.
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I love you, but you act
like you don't know.
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I bet you're crazy for someone
else by now!
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Ah! Men all have
so many loves.
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Ah! You're spreading
them all over...
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...and making
me worry!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all overthe place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you the best!
Love you the best!
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THE MENDOU SIBLINGS!
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Hey, Chibi, where did
you go after that?
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Huh? What's that?
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Huh? Lum, is there a
town festival today?
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That's called
an "oxcart."
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Wow. Lum, you sure know a
lot. Huh? W... What's that?
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Shoo, shoo. I'm telling
you to go away.
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What is this black
thing, Lum?
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Huh? I dunno...
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Haven't we arrived yet?
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There's someone
inside, Lum!
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You're right.
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I'm bored! Is there nothing
of interest?
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Please be patient. We are
traveling incognito.
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Hey, did you hear that? He said
they're traveling incognito!
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THIS is supposed to be
"traveling incognito?!"
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It's a smell of a
lovely flower.
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This handkerchief must belong
to one heck of a beautiful lady.
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Miss, you have dropped
your handkerchief.
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Thank you very
much indeed.
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That voice! There must be
a beautiful girl inside!
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Would you mind coming around
to the front of the cart?
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Not at all! If you say
so, I don't mind.
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Darling, I'm gonna
lynch you later!
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Your hand, please.
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Yes.
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Oh, w... what a cold,
soft hand she has.
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Wh... What a sweet girl!
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A... A sweet girl...
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I'm paralyzed with fear!
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Darling, hang on!
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Hey, did you see what happened
this morning?
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Oh yeah, I heard that a monster
appeared. Me too.
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Right out in broad daylight,
first thing in the morning.
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Ha! More stupid talk.
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I'm not lying!
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I looked her straight in the
eye and shook her hand.
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And to make matters worse,
she hugged me! Huh?
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Just thinking about it...
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How ridiculous.
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Did you see it?
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Oh, yeah, I saw it.
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"Kuroko:" 'officially invisible' kabuki stagehands.
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There was a weird woman in an oxcart
thumping along, led by kuroko!
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Kuroko?!
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Just putting it in words is frightening.
A weird woman in an oxcart...
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An oxcart... A weird
woman...
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It couldn't be...
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Aw, dammit!
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Thanks to that monster from this
morning, my appetite's shot.
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Excuse us.
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Pardon us.
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Excuse us.
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We have arrived, Milady.
We have arrived, Milady.
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As I thought.
It was you.
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Oh, how did you know
that I was coming?
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Well, you see...
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Hey, Mendou, who
is this girl?
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Who is she?
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What's your relationship
to her?
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Tell us!
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Mendou!
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Oh, this is...
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We are...
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...engaged.
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No way!
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Is that true, Mendou?
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What?
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How can that be? How mean
of you to hide it all this time!
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Ryoko!
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Say something,
Ryoko! Huh?
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Here, come this way.
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Let's run away
together.
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You will be unhappy
if you stay with him.
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Th... That was you
this morning...
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What?
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Look, it's me.
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Ryoko!
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What? Oh, what's
the matter?
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See that? All because
of your nonsense!
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I'm sorry. But...
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That's my big brother all right. You
sure are popular with the girls.
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Naturally.
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"Big brother?!"
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Yes, that's right. My sister
loves practical jokes.
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Pat pat pat, big brother.
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Don't DO that!
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By the way, Ryoko, what
are you doing here?
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Actually, I came to bring
you your lunch box.
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I see. That's very
nice of you.
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Huh? W... Wait
a minute.
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I have my lunch
box right here.
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That can't be.
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Look. Here it is.
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But didn't you forget it?
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Wait, when are you
talking about?
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Monday.
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Um, but today is Wednesday,
you know.
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Oh, so you mean that's
from two days ago?
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No, it's from the week before,
making it nine days ago.
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We took many breaks, and at any
rate, an ox walks very slowly.
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Who the hell delivers
lunches by oxcart?!
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Well, that explains why I
haven't seen you lately.
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Here, big brother. Please
hurry and eat.
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Raw fish, egg, fresh vegetables,
all foods that spoil easily.
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Here, here!
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It's completely spoiled.
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And all sticky too!
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I'm sorry, but I'm full.
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Bi... Big brother...
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I'm sorry, but I'm full.
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And here I've just taken the last week
and two days off from school...
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...been bounced around
in an oxcart...
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What on Earth
was it for?!
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Oh, the bastard
made her cry!
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Oh, Ryoko! Ryoko!
Hey, don't cry.
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You're mean, big brother! After I went
to the trouble to bring it to you!
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Ryoko! Hey, don't cry.
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Ryoko, how sweet of you to spend
a week and two days for me...
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How pitiful.
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I'll eat it.
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What?!
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R... Really?!
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Sure.
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Come.
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Don't DO it!
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Don't do
it! You'll get ptomaine poisoning!
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Ataru, stop it.
Don't do it.
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I'm telling you,
don't do it.
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Lum.
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Don't interfere!
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Darling, open wide!
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"Darling?!"
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The wife is helping
her husband eat.
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What? It's my lunch.
I will help you.
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Th... Thank you.
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Don't trouble yourself!
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You too, please stop
being so forward.
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Ryoko! Don't start anything
with Moroboshi!
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You shut up!
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That's no way to talk
to your big brother!
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Humph! How can you say that? You
wouldn't even eat my lunch.
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You and I are no longer
brother and sister!
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And compared to you,
this gentleman...
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I'm Moroboshi Ataru.
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...has moved me with
his sincerity.
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It's love born of
desperation.
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Darling, she's the daughter
of the Mendou Family!
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So what?
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The difference in social strata is too
much! Besides, you're scum.
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I can't entrust my beloved little
sister to such as you.
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Oh, shut up with your
squealing! Do it!
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Yes, ma'am!
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Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, stop it!
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Stop it, you! No!
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Stop this! Let me out!
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Big brother, you are so naive. The
Kuroko all obey me, absolutely.
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It's dark! I'm scared!
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It's cramped!
I'm scared!
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Look, Mendou's...
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He's afraid of the dark.
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He's claustrophobic.
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What a loser!
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How wonderful.
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How cute.
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My maternal instincts
are awakening.
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I want to protect him.
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What? What? Anything goes
if he's handsome, is that it?!
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Oh? Hey, hey, look.
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We're just like Romeo
and Juliet.
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Oh, I'm touched.
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My goodness!
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Let's play Romeo
and Juliet, then.
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What?
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Please come and
see me secretly.
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Oh, yes!
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Promise?
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O... Of course, I will
come to see you.
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No!
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Big brother!
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Are you all right,
Mr. Moroboshi?
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I will not be beaten.
Besides...
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...the more obstacles there are, the more
fervent my fighting spirit will be.
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What?! If you so much as set foot
on the Mendou Family estate...
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...I will kill you
on the spot!
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Well, then, I'll lose no
time in getting there.
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Darling! How can you say such
a thing in front of me?
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I will interfere any
way I can!
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But I'm going!
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If you do, I'll kill you!
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Enough! I won't let it happen!
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It seems like I won't be
bored for awhile.
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Ryoko, I hear that you have
a new boyfriend.
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Yes, Father.
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His name is Moroboshi Ataru. He
is a classmate of big brother's.
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He should be coming
over tonight.
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Shutaro, I hope he
isn't strange.
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He is the worst
type of man.
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Big brother!
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Uh-huh.
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Especially when it comes to
his tenacity toward women.
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Whose is stronger,
his or yours?
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Well, Shutaro?
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Sign: "I lose!"
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Sign: "I lose!"
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Moroboshi is more tenacious.
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Liar!
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Excuse me! It's true!
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That's wonderful! This means he will
come to see me, no matter what.
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Shutaro.
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But please do not
worry, Father.
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I have planted piranha in
the outermost moat...
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...there is high-voltage electrical current
running through the fence...
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...a bay crocodile in the innermost
freshwater moat...
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...and a great white shark in
the seawater moat as well.
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I've unleashed the Dobermans
and planted mines.
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Not even Moroboshi
could sneak in.
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Hmph! That's
inadequate.
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Huh?!
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If his tenacity toward women is stronger
than yours, that's a problem.
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Shutaro!
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I authorize deployment
of the private army!
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Father!
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To the private army. All hands,
man your stations.
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Moroboshi Ataru is invading
the Mendou estate.
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Close all gates on
the premises.
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Don't let Moroboshi Ataru
set foot on this estate!
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00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:29,800
The main entrance of the
Mendou estate is sealed.
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The West Gate
is closed.
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The East Gate
is closed.
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Mini-Chopper Squadron
standing by.
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Come if you can, Moroboshi
Ataru.
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Young Master, your
friend is here now.
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Good evening, Ryoko.
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It... It's you! Moroboshi Ataru!
How did you sneak in?
257
00:13:56,730 --> 00:14:01,760
Sneak, you say? I was guided
here from the main entrance.
258
00:14:02,170 --> 00:14:03,430
Look at how heavily
equipped I am.
259
00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:05,630
See? I came here with a resolve
born of desperation.
260
00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:09,640
Why did you let him in? For what
did we arrange all this?
261
00:14:09,810 --> 00:14:11,510
Uh, because I recognized
him.
262
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:12,510
Get him out of here
immediately!
263
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,340
Yes, sir.
264
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,750
Mr. Moroboshi came
to see me.
265
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,550
You shut your mouth!
266
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:20,980
Big brother!
267
00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:24,510
"He who thwarts
another's love...
268
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:28,830
"...will be kicked by
a horse and die."
269
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:37,130
Come. Now is the time. Mount
this and ride away.
270
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,800
You're coming with me.
271
00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:39,570
Oh...
272
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,840
Not now. Please, come
to my room later on.
273
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:46,280
All right, then.
See you later.
274
00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:48,840
Hi-ho Silver!
275
00:14:52,050 --> 00:14:54,450
Damn you, Moroboshi
Ataru!
276
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,920
Change from defensive posture
to offensive posture!
277
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,390
Hey you!
278
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,090
What?
279
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,930
You told me you were gonna take
me some place fun, so here I am.
280
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,870
I look like an idiot now!
281
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,870
Shut up! This is where the
action starts! Huh?
282
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:16,140
W... What the?
Hey! Oh...
283
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,610
Mr. Ataru, we must
leave you now!
284
00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:24,380
Hey, wait a minute.
Hold it, I said!
285
00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:27,350
Please take good care
of Miss Ryoko.
286
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:31,480
Hey, hey, hold it!
Huh? What?
287
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:40,260
Hey you! You really made
me look like an idiot!
288
00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:43,460
Shut up! Don't talk to
me at a time like this!
289
00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:58,280
You seem desperate,
Moroboshi Ataru.
290
00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:00,980
Mini-chopper squadron, spread
out over Area 44.
291
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,920
Shutaro Swamp Coast Guard: Take
station at the East Shore.
292
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,220
Infantry company: Assemble
at West Tower.
293
00:16:06,330 --> 00:16:10,130
Intruder in World's Dumbest
Son District!
294
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,200
What?!
295
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:12,930
Put it on the monitor!
296
00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:16,070
Umm, yummy!
297
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,340
W... What the?
298
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,870
She's eating high-voltage electricity
like it was candy, Young Master!
299
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,030
Miss Lum!
300
00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:24,410
Escort her to the manor. Make sure
not to offend her in the slightest.
301
00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:25,170
Yes, sir!
302
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:32,580
Dammit!
303
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,230
Huh? I got him!
304
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:52,000
What do I do? I don't have
that many hammers!
305
00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:53,140
This way. This way!
306
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:53,830
Huh?
307
00:16:54,010 --> 00:16:55,670
This way! Over here!
308
00:16:57,010 --> 00:16:58,670
There's a Buddha
even in Hell!
309
00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:00,840
You saved me.
310
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,150
Therefore, because
of that...
311
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:07,810
...I can't let Moroboshi Ataru
and Ryoko meet, Miss Lum.
312
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:12,960
On this point, our interests coincide.
So why don't we cooperate?
313
00:17:13,130 --> 00:17:14,030
OK.
314
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,320
Very well.
315
00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:22,400
Miss Lum, the electricity! The
electricity! It's affecting me!
316
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:26,770
Miss Lum, what's happened
to you?
317
00:17:27,410 --> 00:17:31,070
I'm sorry. I'm overcharged,
and I can't control myself.
318
00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:36,240
It's open now. Please
go ahead.
319
00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:37,480
Thank you.
320
00:17:44,990 --> 00:17:46,930
Ten, breathe fire!
321
00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:57,440
Well? Aren't you glad
you came along?
322
00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,440
It's looking dumber
and dumber!
323
00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:07,080
L... Lum!
324
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,220
Darling, it's dangerous
for you to stay there.
325
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,980
This way. This way!
326
00:18:11,950 --> 00:18:12,650
Darling, hurry up.
327
00:18:12,650 --> 00:18:13,350
Hey!
328
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,110
You don't have to
hurry that much.
329
00:18:15,290 --> 00:18:16,520
This way!
330
00:18:16,690 --> 00:18:20,090
Lum! Lum!
331
00:18:20,190 --> 00:18:22,220
Lum!
332
00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:23,300
Lum!
333
00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:26,660
That's far enough,
Moroboshi.
334
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:28,460
I will now avenge the
many grievances...
335
00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:32,400
...which I've suffered since my
transfer to Tomobiki High.
336
00:18:32,510 --> 00:18:32,900
Ready!
337
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:36,370
Aim!
338
00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:37,640
Wait!
339
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,480
Shutaro, this violates
our agreement!
340
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,480
Why you! Take this!
341
00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:02,730
Romeo is there, in those
lights, isn't he?
342
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,540
Please come to
Juliet, quickly!
343
00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:09,840
Ryoko! I'll be right there.
344
00:19:10,010 --> 00:19:12,100
Darling, let's go home.
345
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,910
I won't leave here
until I see Ryoko!
346
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,980
Hey, you! Do you know
where Ryoko is?
347
00:19:18,150 --> 00:19:19,880
Oh, that's right!
348
00:19:19,990 --> 00:19:21,110
Where is she,
anyway?
349
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,280
You really are
an idiot.
350
00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:25,680
I will tell you.
351
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,120
Oh, Kuroko.
352
00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:31,030
The Princess is locked
in that tower.
353
00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:33,300
I wish you the
best of luck.
354
00:19:33,470 --> 00:19:35,300
Thanks.
355
00:19:35,470 --> 00:19:36,170
I can also do this!
356
00:19:36,170 --> 00:19:37,640
Don't!
357
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:41,140
Ah, there're guards.
358
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,640
Of course there are! You
are a real dummy!
359
00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:45,140
Just go in, already!
360
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,610
Shut up! What
if they see us?
361
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,680
You hit me!
362
00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:52,720
You think you can
belittle me?!
363
00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:55,150
DIE!
364
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:56,480
A... A suspicious person!
365
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:59,460
A suspicious person! Everybody
come here!
366
00:19:59,630 --> 00:20:01,650
I don't care anymore.
I'm gonna break in!
367
00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:07,660
A suspicious person? Where is
he? Is he here? Where is he?
368
00:20:08,770 --> 00:20:09,740
He's not there.
369
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,540
You idiots!
370
00:20:13,710 --> 00:20:15,200
He might be inside,
you know.
371
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,570
Inside! Inside. What?
Where is he?
372
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:24,550
Huh? What the?! He must be
outside. Yeah! Outside!
373
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,280
You idiots!
374
00:20:26,990 --> 00:20:29,420
Ryoko, here I come!
375
00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:47,200
What the? What the?
376
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:00,980
Thanks, Ten.
377
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,710
I wouldn't want to be found
dead with another guy!
378
00:21:34,490 --> 00:21:36,320
Crush Ataru, not me!
379
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:46,590
Never underestimate
Moroboshi Ataru!
380
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:49,230
Ryoko, here I come!
381
00:21:49,570 --> 00:21:54,340
I see. He IS far greater
than Shutaro.
382
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:57,670
What are you doing there?
383
00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,840
Hang in there! Just
a little more!
384
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:04,650
What are you doing?
Hey! Hey!
385
00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:07,450
You look great.
Hang in there!
386
00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:09,420
What's with this clothing?
387
00:22:09,590 --> 00:22:11,250
Yo! Romeo!
388
00:22:13,630 --> 00:22:17,290
Moroboshi Ataru
has arrived!
389
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,300
Romeo, wherefore
art thou, Romeo?
390
00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:26,700
Ryoko!
391
00:22:26,810 --> 00:22:28,670
Call her "Juliet!"
392
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,970
Oh... Juliet!
393
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,080
This is the end, Moroboshi!
394
00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:39,150
Romeo, I will help you!
395
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,860
Oh! There they are!
396
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:51,890
JULIET!
397
00:22:52,130 --> 00:22:54,970
ROMEO!
398
00:23:07,250 --> 00:23:09,680
Ro... Romeo!
399
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:17,950
I, Juliet, will live enough for
both of us, my dear Romeo.
400
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:26,160
Hey, according to the script, Juliet
commits suicide after Romeo.
401
00:23:26,330 --> 00:23:27,300
Forget it!
402
00:23:27,430 --> 00:23:32,700
What is this? I was an idiot
right up to the end!
403
00:23:33,270 --> 00:23:35,240
OK, Darling, let's
go home.
404
00:23:37,780 --> 00:23:38,750
Is that OK?
405
00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:46,480
Thank you.
406
00:23:46,590 --> 00:23:48,560
Curtain: "To Miss Ryoko"
407
00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:54,360
Ten brought a really
big cat home!
408
00:23:54,460 --> 00:23:56,590
This cat LOVES kotatsu!
"Kotatsu:" electric under-table footwarmers
409
00:23:56,700 --> 00:24:00,030
He makes a secure blockade on the
stairs, and Darling can't get down!
410
00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:01,000
It's a big problem!
411
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:04,510
Hey, cat, why are you so
stuck on kotatsu?
412
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:09,100
We'll see you next time for "There's
a Cat on the Stairs!"
413
00:24:20,290 --> 00:24:31,500
Dashing through the dreaming
galaxy to our rendezvous.
414
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:42,770
Chase a shooting star, and keep
running until morning.
415
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:48,580
Cosmic Cycler, cycling in the starry sky...
Run Run Run Run... Runaway Home!
416
00:24:48,690 --> 00:24:54,680
Cosmic Cycler, wheeling in the starry sky...
Run Run Run Run... Runaway Home!
417
00:24:54,790 --> 00:25:00,530
The two of us faraway, on the
freeway of the night sky.
418
00:25:00,630 --> 00:25:07,760
Promise that tonight, you'll be
mine, My Darling.
419
00:25:10,410 --> 00:25:16,040
Cosmic Cycler, cycling in the starry sky...
Run Run Run Run... Runaway Home!
420
00:25:16,150 --> 00:25:21,810
Cosmic Cycler, wheeling in the starry sky...
Run Run Run Run... Runaway Home!
421
00:25:24,820 --> 00:25:26,620
Cosmic Cycler...
422
00:25:37,930 --> 00:25:42,770
See you next time!
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