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URUSEI YATSURA
(Those Obnoxious Aliens)
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all overthe place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you, love you,
love you the best!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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On nights when the stars
are twinkling...
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...I dream all
about you.
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I love you, but you act
like you don't know.
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I bet you're crazy for someone
else by now!
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Ah! Men all have
so many loves.
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Ah! You're spreading
them all over...
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...and making
me worry!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all overthe place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you the best!
Love you the best!
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TERROR!
THE DESERTED FOSSIL
GROUNDS MYSTERY
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This place sure
seems sleepy.
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Hmph! That's Moroboshi
for you.
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I don't like this kind of
country atmosphere.
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Stop complaining. We're
already here. Let' go.
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The external appearance
isn't very good.
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Maybe it'd be better if we made the
opening shot by helicopter.
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Hey! Ready
on standby.
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We can only be at this
location for today.
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Right!
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Feels off the beaten path, huh? Even with
good hiking trails, it's almost unknown.
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"Hiking trails,"
he says...
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This is why I didn't want Moroboshi
making the decisions.
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For one thing...
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What' the matter
with you two?
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Moroboshi!
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Moroboshi!
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That Buddha statue...
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Is there something
wrong with it?
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Cherry's turned to stone!
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Ah... Lum, there' another
one over there.
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His turning to stone is
cause for celebration.
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But perhaps we should interpret
it as just a coincidence.
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They really resemble
him. It' so weird.
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It's not so much that the statues
look like Cherry as it is that...
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...Cherry looks like an old Buddha
statue to begin with. So...
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...let' not pay any more
attention to it. Let's go.
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They resemble him too much for
this to be merely a coincidence.
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I'm trying to deny it but there's a black
suspicion wriggling in my mind.
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I wonder what
it could be...
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Surely not...
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Shutaro, hurry or you'll
be left behind.
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OK!
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This is it, right?
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Hmm... it's a pretty
nice setting.
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Hey, how long are you
gonna fool around?
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Sorry...
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Huh?
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What' the matter, chief?
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We can use this. It's got a
good face, and it's weird.
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Gori, set the light on it and make
a good shadow, would you?
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All right.
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We got any straw
festoon ropes?
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Hey, is there any
straw festoon?
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We've got a plain
rope. Will it do?
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It' a bit too nice. Drag it around
there and make it dirty.
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OK.
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What will you do with it?
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I'm going to hook it from this
statue to that statue.
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"Terror! A do-or-die invasion of
the mysterious mountain...
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"...which is protected by
weird Jizo statues."
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This will really
work out!
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Isn't it tacky? For one thing,
it's not natural...
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Stupid! It's because you
always argue like that...
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...that you'll never make
the big time!
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Forget it. Just go wrap
some scrap paper...
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...around that rope, and make
a festoon out of it.
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Scrap paper?
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Scrap paper?
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Anything will do!
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You've got a sports newspaper that
you bought this morning, right?
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Step on it, pour some soy sauce on
it and make it look like a festoon.
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How long have you been
an Assistant Director?
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Run! TV programs are made
with sweat and tears!
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Our sweat and tears!
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Say, we haven't met anybody between
here and the station.
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See, I told you.
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This is a good place that's
not in any guidebooks.
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I see why it's not in
any guidebooks.
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Yeah, there is
nothing here.
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You guys have no sense
of adventure.
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It's much better to eat lunch
in an out-of-the-way place...
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...than to get jostled
by a big city crowd.
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Don't you think so?
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Don't open your lunch box
in the middle of the road.
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You'll disturb the
passers-by.
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There aren't gonna BE any
passers-by around here!
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There could be,
couldn't there?
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What?!
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Banner: "Passing Through"
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Opening a lunch box in the middle
of the street will obstruct traffic.
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You will be punished under
the Road Traffic Act.
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Don't come oozing out!
And don't eat that!
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Whatcha doing here?
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This mountain is a
training ground for me.
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It's like my backyard.
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Is there any place interesting
around here?
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Hmm... an interesting
place, huh...
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Here! Now do you
remember?
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From what I hear locally, there are
fossils around these parts.
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Huh? Fossils?
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VTR start!
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Testing, 1, 2, 3...
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Huh? I... I...ls it all right?
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Jerk!
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Here, on "Low-Ratings
Special..."
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...we have been informed of
a monk who practices...
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...ascetics on a mountain where no
one has so much as set foot.
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Are the rumors true that someone
saw this mysterious monk...
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...smash a huge tree of some
ten tons into smithereens?
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What is this monk's
true identity?
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An ESPer? Or an alien who
came to Earth in a UFO?
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Stupid! You're overdoing it!
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Oh, sorry.
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What lies ahead for us?
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A deep mist has enveloped
us, as if hiding everything.
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What we found when we arrived at
the entrance to the mountain...
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...were two creepy Jizo statues,
sitting silently.
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They sat, as if renouncing our crew's
invasion of the mountain.
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Or maybe this is a ward which the
mysterious monk has created.
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Will we ever return
to this spot again?
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All of the crew, on crossing
the line...
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...sensed a great uneasiness
in their minds.
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Upon entering the mountain,
the crew felt a spiritual...
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...chill pass through the
area for a moment.
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There's surely something unusual
on this mountain.
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Does the mysterious monk
really exist after all?
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Is it really human, or perhaps something
beyond our understanding?
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These mysteries are about
to come to light!
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Say Darling, what are these "fossils"
that Cherry was talking about?
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That has nothing to do
with hiking trails.
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Say, what are fossils?
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It's nothing important.
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You probably don't know what
fossils are, do you?
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Hit it, Mendou!
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They are the remains
of ancient animals...
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...and plants, in
layers of strata.
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Most are bones
and shells.
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They have an important role in
classifying the age of strata.
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They are a clue to classifying
the geological ages...
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Oh, that's enough!
That's enough!
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That's about it,
understand?
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What a show-off!
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It's much betterto eat lunch than
to get involved with fossils.
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Don't you think so?
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I told you not to open
your lunch box.
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Honestly!
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It's such a strange
stone.
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Isn't that a sheep's
horn?
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Darling, come here
a minute!
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Later. I'm busy now.
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Oh, Darling, if you won't come
here, I'll bring it to you.
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It's so quiet.
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Really, that's the only good
thing about this place.
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Darling!
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Saved. What
is it, Lum?
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Darling, what
is this?
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M... Mendou?
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It's an ammonite fossil.
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It's an ammonite fossil.
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What about this?
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What about this?
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It's a fossil of a natural sponge.
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It's a fossil of a natural sponge.
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Then what're these?
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That's a starfish, and that's
a giant trilobite.
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It seems that this place
was once a sea.
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What's this?
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Chief, how about shooting
a little around here?
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Well...
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It doesn't seem
like much...
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Chief, I found this
on the ground.
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It looks like it's a
lollipop stick.
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OK, I'll take it.
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Yamaguchi, let's take one
shot in the woods!
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Stand the camera over there and
shoot straight up to here, OK?!
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If you would!
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What will shooting
this accomplish?
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It's obvious! " Amazing! We
discover a trace of the...
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"...mysterious monk of the
Mountain of Doom."
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This! This is it!
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We haven't seen even
one living thing yet.
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It seemed as the whole mountain
was quietly...
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...watching our movements
with bated breath.
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Does the mysterious monk really practice
ascetics on this mountain?
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The staff has a look of slight
anxiety and impatience.
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Suddenly one of the
staff shouted.
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Hey, what's that?
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I see something!
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I see something!
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Oh! Over there!
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At first glance it seemed
like a lollipop stick.
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But it can also be viewed as a weird bone
that has never been seen before.
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There is nothing in this world that can
be said with absolute certainty.
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Is it perhaps something the
mysterious monk fed on?
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Or are there still more
mysterious...
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...unknown creatures living
in this mountain?
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All of our staff are
very tense.
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Wow, so many from
one place.
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And sea creatures and mountain
creatures mixed up, too.
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I wonder what kind of
creatures they were.
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Well... that is... well...
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This! Like this!
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This and this goes like this...
and this goes with this...
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...and it goes like this, and this
goes here, and, uh, like that.
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Are you sure?
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Like this, I think.
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This is funny!
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What kind of creature
ever looked like that!
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It's a pretty unique animal.
Heh! Let's bring it to life.
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What! You can
DO that?
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Nothing is impossible
for me.
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Everyone get away
from there.
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Get with it!
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How can you be so weak and work
on this program's staff? Huh?!
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Man, everyone
is so feeble...
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What? What
is that cry?
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It's creepy!
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Wh... What could
that cry be?
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Oh wow, this
is for real!
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"Terror! A wailing cry which echoes
across the mysterious mountain."
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That will work out!
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But, chief, wasn't this show supposed to
be " Exploration of unexplored regions...
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"...Chase the mysterious
monk?"
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That cry! Didn't
you hear it?
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We might be able to
get a real scoop.
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To hell with
the monk!
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But a documentary isn't like...
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Cut out the logic, will you?!
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This is why you'll never be a major player!
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But Tomoko...
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But Tomoko...
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Yamaguchi, I'm changing the theme!
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"Terror! Chase the phantom cry
in the last unexplored region."
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OK! Our staff was informed that
there was a strange cry...
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...deep in an unexplored
region.
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OK!
250
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,870
Hey you! I hope you're
not thinking of...
251
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:17,810
...anything outrageous, seeing
as how you're a fossil and all.
252
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,350
Bird, eat!
253
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,090
What are you doing?
254
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:38,800
The cry our staff heard sent weird
shivers through them...
255
00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:42,860
...and this deep into this mountain,
where even birds...
256
00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:44,840
B... Bird?
257
00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:46,960
...DO roam...
258
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:50,480
Th... Then again, the deep mountain,
where even people...
259
00:14:50,610 --> 00:14:51,550
Wait!
260
00:14:51,550 --> 00:14:52,210
Wait!
Ten, you'll get lost!
261
00:14:52,210 --> 00:14:52,280
Ten, you'll get lost!
262
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:53,870
...DO venture...
Ten, you'll get lost!
263
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,780
Hey, don't worry. We'll fix
it in the editing. OK?
264
00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:57,690
All right.
265
00:14:57,690 --> 00:15:01,990
I swear, there are people everywhere.
Reporting isn't easy.
266
00:15:04,790 --> 00:15:07,320
We, the reporting staff,
have pitched camp...
267
00:15:07,430 --> 00:15:09,620
...and decided to put out food
and wait for nightfall.
268
00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:14,630
Will the truly strange cryer
appear before us?
269
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:19,770
The shooting staff is about to begin
a difficult and prolonged battle.
270
00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:22,570
Do you really think
it will appear?
271
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:25,170
First of all, even though you call it
a difficult and prolonged battle...
272
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:28,220
...we can only stay here
for one day, right?
273
00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:30,870
You're a minor-leaguer
to the core.
274
00:15:30,990 --> 00:15:33,250
If it doesn't go as I want, I'll
make it the way I want.
275
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,410
We won't need any staging if
we let it take its own course.
276
00:15:35,590 --> 00:15:36,690
Chief, you got a minute?
277
00:15:36,690 --> 00:15:37,660
Yeah?
278
00:15:38,290 --> 00:15:39,760
How about this?
279
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:42,460
Well, I think I want him to
seem a little more tragic.
280
00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:45,170
Darken the rings under the eyes.
281
00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:45,830
Sure.
282
00:15:45,830 --> 00:15:45,900
Sure.
283
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,600
I want some stubble too.
Sure.
284
00:15:48,570 --> 00:15:52,400
Hey, what're you waiting for? Go and get
empty cans from the river, tons of them!
285
00:15:52,510 --> 00:15:55,140
Scatter the cans around to create the
feel of a long and arduous battle.
286
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,440
OK.
287
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:59,070
Get them as rusty as
you can. Got that?
288
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,810
Man! I swear, every time he sees my
face, he gives me a hard time.
289
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,080
I tell you, it's really stupid to expect
to find a mysterious...
290
00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:09,120
...or unexplored region within
a day's travel of Tokyo.
291
00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:13,950
There ARE no such things as major or
minor part-time ADs, you bastard!
292
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:19,230
I'm quitting. This time for sure, I quit.
It's so stupid I can't stand it.
293
00:16:28,110 --> 00:16:30,170
Ah, yes, yes. A determined
person.
294
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,370
We need the feeling of
a demon for reporting.
295
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:33,850
Chief!
296
00:16:33,850 --> 00:16:35,750
Chief!
Huh?
297
00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:39,080
What's up? Has a raccoon
or something appeared?
298
00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:41,920
It's... It's... appeared!
299
00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:51,790
Camera! That's it! That's
it! Shoot it!
300
00:16:58,110 --> 00:16:59,310
Oh! That's...!
301
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,280
We did it! " A terrifying fight to
the death. Mysterious monk...
302
00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:05,070
"...versus mysterious bird
of horror." That'll work!
303
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:09,210
Just then, we witnessed
an unbelievable scene!
304
00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:12,540
A mysterious monk who emerged like
seaweed, swept ashore by a storm.
305
00:17:12,650 --> 00:17:14,620
A mysterious monk who isn't seaweed,
not even Kombu or Wakame seaweed!
306
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:18,090
He is a mysterious monk. And also
there is a weird mysterious bird!
307
00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:20,460
By " mysterious bird," I'm not referring
to " a certain community leader..."
308
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,030
...but rather, a real
mysterious bird!
309
00:17:22,130 --> 00:17:24,290
What with its food being stolen, the
mysterious bird is really angry.
310
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,130
A dreadful fight
to the death...
311
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:30,330
...is now developing before the
eyes of all us reporters!
312
00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:32,370
Is the camera running?!
313
00:17:32,370 --> 00:17:33,240
Hold it!
314
00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:34,810
Ten!
315
00:17:48,190 --> 00:17:50,160
Th... The camera!
316
00:17:54,860 --> 00:17:56,630
It ate the camera!
317
00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:59,000
There is a spare camera in
the van. Go get it. Hurry!
318
00:17:59,130 --> 00:18:00,400
Uh, yes sir!
319
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,990
Keep track of them until
the camera gets back.
320
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:13,040
Wait! Don't let him go!
321
00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:23,690
All six senses
enhanced!
322
00:18:27,330 --> 00:18:28,350
Not bad, not bad.
323
00:18:56,660 --> 00:19:01,430
Never mind the bird... Is the monk...
Is he really a human being?!
324
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,330
No way is he a human
being! Huh?
325
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,970
After them! Chase
them!
326
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:19,610
Wait! Hold it!
327
00:19:24,990 --> 00:19:26,720
Wh... What the? What's
going on?
328
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:40,300
They're traps.
Boobytraps!
329
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:43,800
Man, what kind of training is Cherry
doing on this mountain, anyway?
330
00:19:58,550 --> 00:20:00,610
We've risked our lives
getting this far.
331
00:20:00,790 --> 00:20:02,350
You can't give
up now!
332
00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:04,190
We've come this far. Continue the chase!
333
00:20:04,190 --> 00:20:04,950
No, but this is...
334
00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:06,120
Go!
335
00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:29,570
What's up?
336
00:20:37,190 --> 00:20:39,280
Damn you! Damn you! Why
do you all have to cross...
337
00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:42,360
...this suspension bridge at once, when
it could break any moment?
338
00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:43,830
Look at that!
339
00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:49,530
It's broken!
340
00:20:52,970 --> 00:20:54,870
No way! It's impossible for everyone
to cross at the same time.
341
00:20:55,410 --> 00:21:00,310
Hey! If you all hold this one together,
it'll break too! Let go!
342
00:21:05,490 --> 00:21:09,720
Don't move! Everyone stop moving!
Moroboshi, stop breathing!
343
00:21:09,890 --> 00:21:10,860
Now... listen, you...!
344
00:21:21,070 --> 00:21:23,130
Don't move! Whatever
you do, don't move!
345
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,730
Don't even breathe! And stop
your heartbeats, too!
346
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:33,240
If we lose our balance even a little,
it'll be the end for all of us!
347
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,880
H... How long do we
stay like this?
348
00:21:36,050 --> 00:21:37,690
Wh... Wh... Who knows!
L... Look, just shut up!
349
00:21:37,690 --> 00:21:39,080
Same to you.
350
00:22:05,850 --> 00:22:10,410
I... I can't stand anymore. My arms
feel heavy. My whole body hurts.
351
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:17,290
This is the limit! Lum, it's times like this
I wish you were here, Lum... Lum.
352
00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:18,360
Darling!
353
00:22:18,530 --> 00:22:19,290
Oh?
354
00:22:19,690 --> 00:22:24,030
Darling! I'll be
right there.
355
00:22:25,030 --> 00:22:27,020
S... Stay away...
356
00:22:27,130 --> 00:22:30,040
Stay away!
357
00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:46,780
Darling!
358
00:22:54,030 --> 00:22:56,860
So insufficient was
their training!
359
00:22:57,770 --> 00:22:59,200
This is the devastating aftermath
of the deathmatch...
360
00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:01,830
...between the mysterious monk
and the mysterious bird.
361
00:23:01,940 --> 00:23:04,630
It was most certainly
not a dream.
362
00:23:04,740 --> 00:23:07,670
In this golden age of electronic
technology...
363
00:23:07,780 --> 00:23:09,400
...a mysterious monk and
a mysterious bird...
364
00:23:09,510 --> 00:23:12,450
...which can't be thought of as an animal
of this world, do indeed exist.
365
00:23:12,550 --> 00:23:15,140
Everyone of us on the reporting team
which confirmed their existence...
366
00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:17,840
...has been feeling a deep sense of
fulfillment in our accomplishment.
367
00:23:17,950 --> 00:23:21,150
But at the same time, we
depart on the next step.
368
00:23:23,290 --> 00:23:24,620
Having decided that
we will catch...
369
00:23:24,730 --> 00:23:28,180
...the mysterious monk and the
mysterious bird someday...
370
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:33,060
...we have set up a semi-permanent
base camp here.
371
00:23:33,770 --> 00:23:36,860
It must be a really
big job.
372
00:23:37,270 --> 00:23:41,300
Well, well, when will
they be caught?
373
00:23:45,950 --> 00:23:48,640
Momoe!
374
00:23:52,090 --> 00:23:54,820
It's the return of Princess Kurama,
Sleeping Beauty!
375
00:23:54,930 --> 00:23:56,590
In order to get herself free of
Darling once and for all...
376
00:23:56,690 --> 00:23:58,060
...she starts over again
from scratch...
377
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,630
...but once again, it's Darling
who ends up kissing her!
378
00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:04,000
However, Kurama is very happy,
'cause she thinks it's Shutaro!
379
00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:09,100
We'll see you next time for "Princess
Kurama--A New Challenge!"
380
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:31,530
Dashing through the dreaming
galaxy to our rendezvous.
381
00:24:31,630 --> 00:24:42,770
Chase a shooting star, and keep
running until morning.
382
00:24:42,870 --> 00:24:48,540
Cosmic Cycler, cycling in the starry sky...
Run Run Run Run... Runaway Home!
383
00:24:48,650 --> 00:24:54,590
Cosmic Cycler, wheeling in the starry sky...
Run Run Run Run... Runaway Home!
384
00:24:54,690 --> 00:25:00,490
The two of us faraway, on the
freeway of the night sky.
385
00:25:00,590 --> 00:25:08,050
Promise that tonight, you'll be
mine, My Darling.
386
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:16,040
Cosmic Cycler, cycling in the starry sky...
Run Run Run Run... Runaway Home!
387
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:22,340
Cosmic Cycler, wheeling in the starry sky...
Run Run Run Run... Runaway Home!
388
00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:26,610
Cosmic Cycler...
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