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- Is there anyone among you who
thinks it's a little strange
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that I am chained to the wall
of a dungeon
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wearing ladies' underwear?
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If there is, you have not
been paying attention!
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I was tricked into this
ludicrous situation
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by Herr Flick of the Gestapo.
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I am now awaiting rescue
by Lieutenant Gruber,
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who is the one who fancies me.
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I would rather not be rescued
by him,
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but in war-torn France, one
has to make strange bedfellows.
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I wish I had not said that.
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- She has been very quiet.
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Rene!
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We will help you out of here!
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Good.
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Oh, your arms look quite pale!
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- That is because the
blood has fallen down
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below my elbows.
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- I hope you will soon be
able to remove this experience
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from your memory.
- Yes, I hope you will be able
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to do the same.
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- Here are the clothes
in which you can leave.
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I hope the skirt is not too
tight,
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it is the largest I could find.
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- Why do I have to wear a
skirt?!
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- Rene, I could not walk
through the town
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with you dressed in lady's
underwear!
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- How could you not bring me
trousers?
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- You were taken prisoner
as a woman soldier!
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And you must be taken
out as a woman soldier.
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Will not my mustache arouse
suspicion?
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- No, in the German army, lady
sergeants
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are permitted to grow them.
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- You sent for me, Herr Flick?
- Yes, Helga.
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- You showed great devotion
by assisting with my escape.
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Here.
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- What is this, Herr Flick?
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- It is the Gestapo
Certificate of Special Merit.
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See, your name is at the top,
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and my signature is at the
bottom.
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The wax seal is still hot!
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- It is not only a great
honor, but with it,
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you can get into the cinema
free before five o'clock.
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- What can I say?
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- You can show your
appreciation and gratitude
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by first releasing your hair.
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Now, you may put your
arms around me and kiss me
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until you are giddy with
ecstasy.
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- Thank you, Herr Flick!
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- You're reaching the ecstasy
point very quickly these days.
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It comes with practice!
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- Pay attention.
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Before I was imprisoned,
I overheard the Colonel
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and General von Klinkerhoffen
plotting to blow up the Fuhrer
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when he visits the chateau
to celebrate his birthday.
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- I find this impossible
to believe, Herr Flick.
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- Von Smallhausen heard
it with his very own ears
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and relayed it to me.
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Lieutenant Gruber is to do the
blowing up.
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We must be on the alert.
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You will report to me all
conversations
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between these guilty parties.
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As soon as I have enough
evidence, I will arrest them.
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- It is frightening to have so
much power.
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Yes, isn't it.
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Now, it is my turn to go giddy.
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- Madame Edith, I bring you
flowers.
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- Oh, Monsieur Alfonse, you
should not.
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- Always, when I bring you
flowers,
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it is with the same message.
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I love you.
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What news of Rene?
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- He's on a desperate
mission, he has not come back.
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- Why if should he not return,
I wish you to know that I
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would consider it an honor to
continue where he left off.
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- Monsieur Alfonse, he left
off when Hitler was halfway
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down the Polish Corridor.
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- Edith, Michelle is in the
back room.
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She wishes to talk to you!
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- Oh very well, Mimi!
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I love you I love you!
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- I have good news.
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Rene is safe, and has
been seen in the town!
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- He has the luck of old Nick.
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- I have here the spy
camera with which you are
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to photograph the safe in the
chateau.
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Have you arranged to steal the
film?
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- I have invited the
Colonel to take photographs
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of me tonight, in my underwear.
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- I will steal the film
from the Colonel's camera,
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while Yvette is distracting
him with a flying helmet
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and the wet celery.
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- These poor girls,
what they do for France.
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- They get paid!
- How much?
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- Two thousand francs.
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- Ah it is good value for money.
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- It is Rene!
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'eeding window!
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- Oh, let me help you.
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My poor, brave Rene!
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- Thank God he is safe.
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The bravest transvestite in all
of France.
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- We were worried, you
have been away for so long!
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- The girls from the typing
pool invited me for a drink.
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- I have here the spy camera.
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It is disguised as a large
potato.
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It works, so.
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I split it in two to reveal the
camera.
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- Why disguise it as a potato?
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- Because you do not get
carrots that big.
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When next they order some
food from the chateau,
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you will deliver it.
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You will find the room
containing the safe,
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photograph it, and deliver
the film to Monsieur Alfonse.
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- I have in my mortuary many
fluids which,
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skillfully blended, can develop
the film.
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- I must go now, you know what
to do.
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- I must go now, you know what
to do.
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- Oh, Rene, it is so
good that you are safe
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and back with us again!
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But you are looking pale.
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- Well I had to take my makeup
off.
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- Rene, night after night, I
dream that you come to my room.
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You hold me in your arms, you
kiss me.
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You make wild abandoned love to
me.
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When are we going to be
together?
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- With dreams like that
you hardly need me!
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- Do you know, we have
not even kissed yet.
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- Well it is very difficult,
Mimi, Yvette in there,
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my wife out there, me
up here, you down there.
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- Just a quick one?
- Oh, very well.
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Oh hoh!
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Rene!
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Why is that girl crawling all
over you?
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- You stupid woman!
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She jumped into my arms
because she saw a mouse!
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It is your job to set the traps,
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can I trust you with nothing?
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- Oh, I am sorry, there is so
much to do.
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- Excuses, excuses, do
not let it happen again!
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- Good moaning.
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- I am existed.
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And chance of a cap of kiffee?
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- Mimi, coffee for this
British idiot who thinks
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he can speak French.
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- I have for you good nose!
- What is your nose?
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In my bog I have a cack.
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- Ahh, he has a cake in his bag!
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It weighs a tin.
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This cack contains a powerful
bittory for the rodeo.
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Two of the kindles are the
terminals.
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One is pliss, the other is
moaniss.
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Can you gas watch is watch?
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- Which is which.
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Yes, well I suppose it is very
well done
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but I think that this is one
terminal
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and the other one is this one.
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- No, that is the win.
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May I have the spoon to steer
my kiffee?
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- It is cleverly done.
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- You idiot, Mimi, you
could have killed him!
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- You have raised a limp on my
hod!
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- Look, get out of here and
take this cack with you.
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- I shall put it in the rodeo
under your white smithers bod.
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I can collect my bersicle.
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- Use the back passage.
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- That man will be the death of
us.
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I can still feel the static
in my whalebone corset.
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Here, go and earth yourself.
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He can come
home as late as can be,
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home without him is no place
for me,
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can't help
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loving that man of mine!
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- Ah welcome, welcome welcome!
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You have just missed
Lieutenant Gruber singing.
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- Oh nevermind Colonel,
it is my turn next.
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- Table for two, Colonel?
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- No, Rene, Helga's got
a very important date!
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She has been invited by
General von Klinkerhoffen!
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- General von Klinkerhoffen,
coming here?
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Oh, what an honor!
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Edith, a table by the window
for Helga and the General?
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- But it is occupied!
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No it is not, get out!
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This way, please, come and sit
down.
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Oh, let me help you
with that heavy camera.
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Does it have a film in it, does
it?
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- Yes, a new one!
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When will Yvette be ready for
me?
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- Oh in a few moments, Colonel.
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Mimi, take care of the
Colonel's camera!
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- I will see no harm comes to
it.
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- Ah good evening, Herr Flick!
- Oh my god!
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- There is no reason to
cease your jollification
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just because a senior Gestapo
officer
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in a particularly foul mood
is entering your premises.
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Play on!
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So, there you are!
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What kind of a funny old game
is this?
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I have two tickets for a film
featuring
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Herr Stanley Laurel and Herr
Oliver Hardy,
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and I am left waiting in the
foyer
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holding a bag of chocolate
fudge!
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- I'm sorry, Herr Flick!
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I have been ordered by
General von Klinkerhoffen
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to be his companion for the
evening.
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- You will learn, Helga,
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that nobody stands up the
Gestapo.
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- Please go away, Herr Flick.
- I shall not go away.
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I suspect that the General
is involved in a plot
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to assassinate the Fuhrer.
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This is a very common
fault with our generals.
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I am arresting you.
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You will come away with
me for interrogation.
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- Oh, Herr Flick!
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- You see this bulge under my
coat?
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Do you know what it is?
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- A gun?
- Correct.
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Stand up!
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Quick, march!
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- Helga, where are you going?
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- She is coming back to my place
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to be interrogated at length.
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- Yvette, Yvette, we have got
the film.
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Take the Colonel upstairs, now.
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- And do not be long!
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- Are you ready, Colonel?
- Ready?
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I'm obsessed!
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- Here is your camera.
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- I do not wish the troops to
know
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that I'm going upstairs with
you.
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I'm a colonel you know.
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- I will go first.
- I will follow you.
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Casually.
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- Lieutenant Gruber, another
song!
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Everybody, enjoy yourselves,
come on!
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If you ever get
across the sea to England,
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then maybe at the closing of
the day
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the bars will all be serving
German lager,
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which means we won the
war, hip hip hooray!
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Hip hip hooray!
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- General Erik von
Klinkerhoffen!
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I am Klauscen Baus, hero
of the Russian front!
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- Heil Hitler!
- Heil Hitler!
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- Relax, I'm off-duty.
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- Good evening, General!
- Ah, so this is the place
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where all the action is!
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Where is my companion?
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- Unfortunately she left with
Herr Flick.
250
00:14:35,639 --> 00:14:37,399
- What?
- It was against her will.
251
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:40,320
- Again, this man thwarts me!
252
00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,960
The sooner he is pushing
up the daisies the better.
253
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:47,360
- I am most sorry, General.
- But it is not your fault.
254
00:14:47,399 --> 00:14:50,399
But I will not have my evening
ruined.
255
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,000
Find me a girl and some wine.
256
00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:54,919
- Rene, the General needs wine.
257
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:59,240
Also, he would like a
woman to sit with him.
258
00:14:59,279 --> 00:15:01,559
- I will sit with him.
259
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:05,000
In the top of my stocking is a
dagger.
260
00:15:05,039 --> 00:15:09,440
I will engage him in
conversation, in a low voice.
261
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:13,799
When he leans forward to hear
me, I will plunge the dagger
262
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:16,279
between his third and fourth
ribs!
263
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,320
He will die instantly.
264
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,799
- Look, Mimi, I realize
that you are trying
265
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,559
to prove yourself with the
Resistance,
266
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,720
but this is neither
the time nor the place!
267
00:15:24,759 --> 00:15:27,639
- A man of his rank needs
more sophisticated women.
268
00:15:27,679 --> 00:15:31,840
I shall go.
269
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:38,240
Good evening, General.
270
00:15:38,279 --> 00:15:41,519
I understand you fancy a
little sophisticated company
271
00:15:41,559 --> 00:15:44,759
to while away a leisurely hour.
272
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,519
A man like you should
always have at his side
273
00:15:52,559 --> 00:15:55,039
a beautiful woman.
- I agree.
274
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,480
But sometimes the roulette
wheel of life
275
00:15:57,519 --> 00:16:01,639
throws up the odd zero.
276
00:16:01,679 --> 00:16:05,440
- Of course, I do not sit
with ordinary soldiers,
277
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,480
although they crave my company.
278
00:16:07,519 --> 00:16:09,639
- Hm, well it is wartime.
279
00:16:09,679 --> 00:16:12,240
Men a long way from
home get very desperate.
280
00:16:14,159 --> 00:16:15,759
- Are you very desperate,
General?
281
00:16:15,799 --> 00:16:18,159
Not yet.
282
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:21,320
You, over here.
- Yes, General, yes?
283
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,960
- It's very old and flat.
- Really?
284
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,799
It is one of our best vintages.
285
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,840
Not the wine, the woman!
286
00:16:29,879 --> 00:16:32,360
Have I not seen a
better-looking girl around here?
287
00:16:32,399 --> 00:16:35,120
- Yes, she is busy upstairs.
288
00:16:35,159 --> 00:16:38,279
- Nobody is too busy for a
general!
289
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,799
- Is it too droopy?
290
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,679
- We'll have just one more.
291
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,519
This time, I will hold the
celery!
292
00:16:47,559 --> 00:16:52,039
Come along, Colonel!
293
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,440
- Keep still!
294
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,399
- Empty, hm.
295
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,200
- General von Klinkerhoffen!
296
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,599
- Colonel von Strohm!
297
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:15,839
- What can I say?
298
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,599
- Pick up your clothes
and get out of here!
299
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,039
- Yes, General!
300
00:17:20,759 --> 00:17:23,200
- You may leave the helmet and
the goals.
301
00:17:25,799 --> 00:17:28,279
- The chicken, the salad, and
the cheese.
302
00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:30,400
Where have you been?
303
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:33,079
This food should have been at
the chateau 10 minutes ago!
304
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:34,759
- I will take you all there.
305
00:17:34,799 --> 00:17:37,799
I have waiting outside my small
hearse with a small horse.
306
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:42,240
The flag is now down.
307
00:17:42,279 --> 00:17:45,200
- The girls will help
you with the hampers.
308
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,799
Here is your camera.
309
00:17:46,839 --> 00:17:49,799
The film has been cut down and
loaded.
310
00:17:49,839 --> 00:17:51,400
Here is the plan of the chateau.
311
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,640
We think that the safe is in
a room on the first floor.
312
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:56,279
Now deliver the food to the
kitchen,
313
00:17:56,319 --> 00:17:58,799
go to the room quickly,
photograph the safe,
314
00:17:58,839 --> 00:18:00,480
and run like hell.
315
00:18:00,519 --> 00:18:02,480
- Well the last bit will be
easy.
316
00:18:02,519 --> 00:18:04,200
What do I do if I get caught?
317
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,920
- Say you have lost your way.
318
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,799
- How do I explain this?
319
00:18:07,839 --> 00:18:11,119
- Say you are on your way to
a Bring Your Own Potato Party.
320
00:18:13,079 --> 00:18:15,519
- Now quickly, you must go!
321
00:18:15,559 --> 00:18:19,400
- There has been a
message on the wireless!
322
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,680
The RAF are going to bomb
the German troops tonight
323
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,799
in an avion!
- Oh, that is wonderful news!
324
00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:30,039
- Wonderful news, are
you out of your mind?
325
00:18:30,079 --> 00:18:31,559
What happens if they hit my
cafe?
326
00:18:31,599 --> 00:18:34,039
We are not insured
against the RAF you know!
327
00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:36,400
Go back, go back and tell them
to steer clear of my cafe,
328
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:39,920
I will shine a torch up
the chimney or something.
329
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:43,400
- You should be proud
to be bombed by the RAF!
330
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,119
Quickly, you must go!
331
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,319
- Quick, Monsieur,
before the RAF drop one!
332
00:18:51,079 --> 00:18:54,359
- Oh!
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333
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,360
- Oh!
334
00:19:07,319 --> 00:19:09,000
- What are you doing?
335
00:19:09,039 --> 00:19:11,200
- Uh, food for the kitchens.
336
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,799
- Straight down the corridor.
337
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,200
- This is the way to
the room with the safe.
338
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,279
Good luck.
- Thank you.
339
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:26,759
And Rene, be careful.
340
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,640
- Safe, safe, safe, safe...
341
00:20:01,559 --> 00:20:04,200
Who is there?
342
00:20:06,599 --> 00:20:09,200
- Rene!
343
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,680
What a surprise!
344
00:20:15,319 --> 00:20:18,000
- I was delivering food, I lost
my way.
345
00:20:18,039 --> 00:20:22,359
- There are many passages,
it is most confusing.
346
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,119
- I'm really sorry, I will be
going.
347
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,799
- No, no, stay awhile!
348
00:20:26,839 --> 00:20:28,960
Hand me my towel.
349
00:20:39,519 --> 00:20:41,640
Thank you, my slippers?
350
00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:53,279
Bear with me a moment, I
will get my dressing gown.
351
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:18,200
I'm glad to see you're
making yourself at home.
352
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:21,200
And what is this you're
holding in your hand?
353
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:24,039
Oh, just an ordinary potato.
354
00:21:24,079 --> 00:21:26,640
I was on my way to a, no, no.
355
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,799
- Give it to me.
356
00:21:29,839 --> 00:21:31,799
We will roast it in front of
the fire.
357
00:21:31,839 --> 00:21:32,839
- No, no!
358
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:40,079
- Hold that.
- Wha!
359
00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:42,599
- Now, do you fancy a little
schnapps?
360
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,000
- I do not fancy a little
anything!
361
00:21:45,039 --> 00:21:47,599
Look, I really should not be
here, I must be getting back.
362
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,799
- To think of all the times
I have invited you here,
363
00:21:49,839 --> 00:21:52,400
and now you arrive by chance.
364
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:54,720
Or did you?
365
00:21:55,559 --> 00:21:58,480
Well no, purely by chance.
366
00:21:58,519 --> 00:21:59,775
- Look I really should not be
here,
367
00:21:59,799 --> 00:22:01,720
it is probably against
regulations.
368
00:22:01,759 --> 00:22:05,759
- Don't worry, the walls are
thick, the doors are stout.
369
00:22:05,799 --> 00:22:08,200
Why are you waving your potato
about?
370
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:12,519
- Well, it is very heavy.
- Let us cut it in half.
371
00:22:12,559 --> 00:22:13,559
- No, no!
372
00:22:14,279 --> 00:22:15,799
- I insist!
373
00:22:15,839 --> 00:22:18,119
I have a knife here somewhere.
374
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,799
- Oh, an air raid warning.
375
00:22:21,839 --> 00:22:23,400
Probably a false alarm.
376
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,200
- No, no, it is the RAF,
they are due about this time.
377
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,839
I mean!
378
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,200
They have not been for such a
long time.
379
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:35,039
- This wardrobe is solid oak.
380
00:22:35,079 --> 00:22:36,720
We will be quite safe in here.
381
00:22:36,759 --> 00:22:40,000
Come inside.
382
00:22:40,039 --> 00:22:41,079
Rene!
383
00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:43,799
- No, it is your wardrobe,
Lieutenant,
384
00:22:43,839 --> 00:22:45,640
I will take my chance in the
cellar.
385
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:51,920
The safe!
386
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,480
Rene, where are you?
387
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,440
- Just a little bit to your
left!
388
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,599
I am only
thinking of your safety!
389
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,200
- Do not worry Lieutenant,
you have been more help
390
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,599
than you will ever know!
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