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URUSEI YATSURA (Those Obnoxious Aliens)

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all overthe place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

...love you, love you, love you the best!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

On nights when the stars are twinkling...

...I dream all about you.

I love you, but you act like you don't know.

I bet you're crazy for someone else by now!

Ah! Men all have so many loves.

Ah! You're spreading them all over...

...and making me worry!

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all overthe place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

...love you the best! Love you the best!

Rei Returns! The Big Study-Hall Panic!!

And so, this period has become a study hall. Don't waste your time, got that?!

Summer vacation starts next week.

So work hard, very hard, until then. It's just a little longer.

Yes, sir.

So everyone start your individual study.

Hey!

Is he gone?

Wait, wait! NO!

I'll come back later to see how you're doing.

We did it!

People, in order to protect our comfortable study hall...

...I would like to put a sentry on patrol.

OK! We were waiting for you, chairman!

The one with the red mark is the winner.

No complaits about the results of the lottery are tolerated! Here!

No way! It's a conspiracy!

Huh? Are you doubting me?

Well, it can't be helped that Moroboshi is viewed with suspicion.

Hey Mendou, what will you do if there's no cheating in this lottery?

Do you really want to know?

Mendou, don't listen to his provocation.

He's got "conspiracy" written all over his face!

Shinobu, although I know it is a trap, being a Samurai, I won't walk away.

Moroboshi, are you willing to risk your life for your reputation?

Darling, I think you should back off.

Hey, I'll bet a bowl of Kotobuki- oden on Mendou.

What?

Interesting. But gambling isn't my style.

What about Beefbowl for a year?

For a year? That's some confidence!

All right, I accept.

If Ataru is innocent, you go stand as sentry.

OK!

All right!

It's decided.

Look carefully, Mendou.

SEE!

Sorry, Mendou.

No... No way!

As it was said, so let it be.

As it was said, so let it be.

Wait, Moroboshi! Let me examine your pockets!

What?! Don't cry foul, Mendou!

The issue is already decided.

Could the heir to the Great Mendou Conglomerate stoop so low?

Mendou!

Darling, you're terrific!

Beefbowl. Beefbowl for a year.

Eating twice a day comes to 730 bowls.

730 bowls of beef will be easily guaranteed. How marvelous!

Although it got off to a dramatic start, everyone has become so lazy.

Such is the reality of study hall.

Don't match! If you match, I won't be your friend anymore! Don't match!

Oh, I'm bored.

This is Channel 8, 9, Ten. Channel Ten, over.

This is Channel Ten, can you hear me? Over.

How innocent you are! Is that a play radio?

Mendou, are you going to weasel out of the year of Beefbowls...

...by trying to gain Lum's favor?

How rude you are!

Now its private study period... Huh? What? You're coming to play?

Roger!

What an absurd game...

I envy that brat SO much!

Don't make fun of me! This communicator is real!

Ten, who were you talking to?

"Rei" - another word for "zero"

Oh, he said he was Channel 3, 2, 1, Rei.

Oh, I see, Channel Rei. Huh?

Rei?

Rei?!

Get out of the way!

Clear the way!

Rei! Rei's coming!

Rei?! BIG trouble!

Ah! Rei!

Jerk! This is no time to kid around!

Darling! Wait! Hey, get off me!

I don't wanna join you in lover's suicide! Ouch! Ouch! Leggo!

Wait Ataru! Ataru! Wait! Leggo! What's the matter with you?!

You bastard! Get off me!

Hey, you egoist, let me go!

Quiet! Quiet... calm down!

Wh... Who set up a barricade here?!

Channel Rei... Channel Rei. This is Channel Ten, do you read me?

Hey, what the hell did you call him for?!

Rei, stay away!

M... Moroboshi! What's with this pig-cow?

He's Lum's ex- fiancé, Rei!

What? You're kidding!

It's true... I know that person.

That "person?" But, that's a cow, no?

He's so handsome.

Lum, I will protect you!

Yes, please!

Now, Darling, let's get out of here before it's too late! Here!

Mendou, I won't let your dog's death be in vain! Good luck!

Oh no, please! Oh!

Come on, Darling. Hurry up!

Lum!

I want a word with you!

As I thought, Rei is here.

When I heard his voice, my heart almost stopped.

Lum, what should I do?

What do you mean, "what should I do?"

You are so dense! I'm in love with Rei!

But I'm very shy. Can't you help me, if you're my friend?

"Shy?" YOU?

Hey! Hey!

That's my lunch! You bastard!

Delicious, isn't it?

What an ugly face you have.

Hey!

It's laughable to say that you're Lum's fiancé.

Hey!

What?

What?

You better not start in about faces.

So you say, but face is what counts for a man.

Right. Face.

My face is all I have!

Food!

Yes!

Please eat mine too.

Oh, he really is shocked.

Man is...

He seems to be saying something.

Man is... Man is...

Man is what?

M... Man!

Man is what? Say it clearly! Is he heart? He's guts, right?!

You'd better face up to the fact that man isn't face, Mendou!

Man is...

...MONEY!

Say, how is he?

Eating lunches. He's as gluttonous as ever.

That's his good point! I've got it!

Channel Ten to Channel Rei. Channel Ten to Channel Rei. Come in.

Yes!

What're you doing here? Did you come just to eat?

Lum!

S... Stop it! Let me go!

He's asking you where you hid Lum.

I don't know!

Hey, what are you doing to Darling?

Lu... Lum! Lum!

You won't get away with that, you monster! Damn you!

No way. The difference in our strengths is too great.

Lum!

Stay away!

He... He's coming! YIKES!

Run!

HEY! Huh?! Wh... Wh... What's going on?!

Oh! It's Rei!

We... We're in big trouble. The teacher's closing in.

What?!

We did it!

Oh! Darling! Help!

Lum!

Darling!

Oh... oh... he... he... he's here!

Oh no! The enemy is coming!

Huh? Are they still at it? The teacher is already at the end of the hall!

Watch out!

I said stay away!

We're done for. It's the end.

Mendou, can't you handle this fuss...

...with your family's financial and mobile power? Well?!

Because man is money, right?

Huh? Mendou, what's the matter with you? Huh?

Say it! Tell me that man is money. It's true, isn't it?

Me... Me... Mendou.

Why, you!

Rei, now you're gonna have to deal with me!

I won't let you get away with doing whatever you like...

...you insensitive, gobbling pig-cow!

You'll have Lum only over my dead body!

Now, come at me from anywhere!

Come on monster. Come on.

Hey!

Hey!

What's the matter? AFRAID of me? If you're a man, come and fight me!

Hey!

Oh?! What's that voice?

Bastards! The moment I take my eyes off them, something happens!

I will chastise you!

Catch!

Typical: When he eats, he forgets everything else.

Ah! That's it!

Darling, where were you hiding?

I'm having such a hard time of it! Oh, how insensitive you are!

Calm down, Lum. Now is not the time for that kind of talk!

Everyone listen up!

Food! Feed him! Rei is calm only when he's eating!

We have no choice now.

Boys who haven't eaten their lunches yet, fork them over.

Thanks.

Thank you, thank you.

Thanks...

Thanks a lot.

Jariten! You take the blame and keep the enemy from getting closer!

You can't go any further!

What! Oh, I see! Lum put you up to this, right?!

Get out of the way!

No!

Get out of the way!

No way!

Get out! Move! Get out! Move!

But look how fast he eats...

We still have 20 minutes of study hall left.

Everyone's lunches won't hold out that long.

Hey look!

He's starting in on the last one!

Anything will do! Doesn't anyone have something to eat?

I've got it! Mendou! Hey, Mendou!

Man is money! Right?!

Why don't you snap out of it?

Mendou! Please remember that you owe me a year's worth of Beefbowl!

That's!

Now's the time to be honest, Mendou!

Let your family bring it using the mobile power they specialize in!

Do I have to admit that I have been beaten by the likes of Moroboshi?

I might not be able to stay here if Rei behaves violently from lack of food.

No, Mendou!

Miss Shinobu!

Even in these circumstances, you must make it clear where you stand.

Otherwise it'll be a repeat of the same thing, all over again.

You shouldn't be under Ataru and Lum's thumb.

I want to stay here.

This is Shutaro. Deliver a year's supply of Beefbowl at once.

I forbid the use of jets. Do not be conspicuous and avoid any fuss.

So you DO like Lum better than me!

Miss Shinobu!

Don't cry, Shinobu. Did you forget? I'm always here for you.

Don't hesitate! Come on, come!

NO WAY!

Get out of the way!

No way!

Get out of the way!

No way!

When I say move, you MOVE!

No! NO!

You bastards!

What smartass would block the entrance with a thing like this!

He's out. Wet his pants.

Well, in retrospect, it's a good thing.

Hey, let go!

Are you going to escape by yourself?

Ran.

Eat.

Is the fried shrimp delicious?

Yeah!

Is the fried egg good?

Yeah!

Something feels strange here.

I want to eat Ran's handmade lunch too.

Is the salad good?

Yeah!

How sweet you are, Ran.

Rei! You still don't understand Ran's feelings?! You insensitive cow!

Lum! Stop it!

But...

It's OK... I'm very happy now.

After all, the only lunch that he thoroughly chewed was mine.

Now that you mention it, he did eat it politely, compared to the others.

He DID, didn't he.

Ran's sincerity got through to him!

Cherry.

Eat it!

Yeah!

Is the lotus root good?

Yeah!

Is the octopus good?

Yeah!

Yeah!

Is the udo salad good?

Is the udo salad good?

Yeah!

Ran!

This isn't fair! You mean my lunch and Cherry's food are the same to you?

Oh, Ran!

Ran... Ran can't cope anymore!

I made another lunch!

Eat!

Yeah!

Good?

Yeah!

More delicious than Cherry's?

Yeah!

I'm so happy!

She's coping just fine.

Wh... What's going on? Rei's acting funny!

Wh... What'd he say?

Ten! What's up?

He said he's going home, because he's hungry.

Rei... please come again! You've got to!

Wh... Why did he come here in the first place?

Young Master. Young Master! Can't you hear me? Young Master!

Young Master, I have just brought the item you ordered!

Young Master, I have just brought the item you ordered!

Young Master, I have just brought the item you ordered!

Young Master, I have just brought the item you ordered!

Oh hell!

W... Wh... What is this?! What is that?! What is what?!

Moroboshi!

Please ask Mendou about this matter.

Mendou, explain this to me!

Uh, well, you see...

Young Master!

Young Master!

Here is the item you ordered, Young Master!

Here is the item you ordered, Young Master!

Here is the item you ordered, Young Master!

Here is the item you ordered, Young Master!

YOUNG MASTER!

A terrifying legend is now reborn from the depths of time and darkness!

A mysterious shadow has stalked the students of Tomobiki High...

...since its establishment! Lts name is the Mysterious Red Mantle!

On the fateful night, the curtain will rise on a disco party of terror!

See you next time for "The Coming of the Mysterious Red Mantle!"

The instant you pass by a pretty girl, you get all energetic.

You're a troublesome one, my Darling.

You're the most fickle boy in all of space. Do what you like; I'm saying bye-bye.

Though you search all over... forlorn, aren't you, forlorn, aren't you...

...you can't find love... forlorn, aren't you, forlorn, aren't you...

You look like you're shrinking away... forlorn, aren't you, forlorn, aren't you...

Always reeling every which-way; where can love be?

You're the most fickle boy in all of space. Do what you like; I'm saying bye-bye.

Though you search all over... forlorn, aren't you, forlorn, aren't you...

...you can't find love... forlorn, aren't you, forlorn, aren't you...

You look like you're shrinking away... forlorn, aren't you, forlorn, aren't you...

Always reeling every which-way; where can love be?