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URUSEI YATSURA
(Those Obnoxious Aliens)
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone else, I...
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...love you, love you,
love you the best!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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On nights when the stars
are twinkling...
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...I dream all
about you.
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I love you, but you act
like you don't know.
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I bet you're crazy for someone
else by now!
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Ah! Men all have
so many loves.
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Ah! You're spreading
them all over...
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...and making
me worry!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you the best!
Love you the best!
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The Coming of Rei,
the Handsome Shapechanger!
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What?! You say that misfortune
is coming Ataru's way?!
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Darling!
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That is correct.
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Your son's body is susceptible
to possession by evil spirits.
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Get real, old man!
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Who the heck are you anyway, roaming
around our neighborhood?!
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My name is...
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These characters mean
"Deranged Priest..."
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Sakuramboo...
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...and I'm a
high priest.
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...but written differently, " Sakuramboo"
can mean " Cherry."
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Sakuramboo?
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Madam, please call
me "Cherry."
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I don't care if you're Cherry
or Sakuramboo...
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...you're still a tutti-
frutti monk!
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Your face looks more
evil than anything!
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How rude! You've been taken over by
an invader... Lum... like a parasite!
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I'm not taking over his body!
I love him. Right, Darling?
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Oh! A blackout!
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See, I told you so! This is the evidence
that something evil is approaching!
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Run away,
quickly!
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What evidence? It's only a blackout!
I'm not running away from here!
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That's right, there's no reason
to run, 'cause I'm with you!
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At times like this, we should
just go to bed early.
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Dear, let's go to
bed early too.
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You mean, like when we
were newlyweds?
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Come on...
Let's go.
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Darling!
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I'm not sleepy!
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Let's sleep
together!
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I'm telling you,
I'm not sleepy!
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Ow! Ouch!
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C... Cut
it out!
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Oh! All right!
All right!
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It's so terrible. The whole
family is cursed!
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Wait for me, Ataru. No matter what kind
of storm it may be, I won't give up.
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Why am I so tender-hearted?
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It must be that the more disasters one
endures, the stronger love gets...
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I won't let Lum
cream me!
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Darling! Come on,
let's go to bed!
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You fool! Who told you to get
out the futon? Put it away!
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Hey. You don't need to be
embarrassed, ya know.
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I'll have my eyes closed.
So go to bed, already!
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Say what?!
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Don't tell me you don't know
how to do it with a woman?
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What did you say,
you little punk!
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Oh, Darling, what're
you doing?!
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Oh, poor Ten!
Bad Darling!
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Me bad boy.
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That's right! And
he knows it!
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All because I'm up
against an idiot!
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What a rotten lil' punk! C'mon,
put the futon away!
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No way!
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Ohhh... Why, you!
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I know that look! Shinobu's
coming, isn't she?
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She's just gonna stop
by, that's all!
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Hey, you!
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N... No! No! Don't!
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How could you?!
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Darling! Shinobu can go to hell!
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Catch.
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Hold it...!
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Why, Darling, you...
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Here.
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Here.
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Thank you.
Here.
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...IDIOT!
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Stop it!
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Huh? No, Darling,
don't die!
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Ataru...
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Shinobu...
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What happened
to you?
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Ataru, this man carried
me here by force...
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Huh?!
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Oh!
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Rei!
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It's pretty noisy upstairs. I
wonder what's going on.
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You shouldn't worry about it.
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But...
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I'm not going back! Oh! Leave me be!
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Go away! Go away! Go away! Rei!
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Go away! Go away! Go away! Rei!
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Good heavens! Who is this man?
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- Supposedly, he's Lum's ex-fiancé!
- Go away! I hate you!
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Oh, how handsome!
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Yo, Lady, you're
turning red.
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Oh, shut up! I'm not
that old, you know!
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Huh? Mom!
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Why don't I get you
some snacks.
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Lum, you should go back
to your planet.
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Nope!
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I don't get it! Your ex-fiancé
is such a handsome man!
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No way! He turns into something
weird whenever he gets excited!
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I ...I ... want Darling
instead!
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Cut it out!
Cut it out!
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See! His real self
has come out!
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So what if he turns into a
monster once in a while!
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He's quite handsome
most of the time!
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Ataru, I steamed some
sweet potatoes.
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Mom! Wh... What's with the
makeup all of a sudden?!
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I'm not over the hill
yet, you know.
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Here, please, help
yourself.
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Oh, my! Oh, I'm so embarrassed!
What shall I do?!
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Why, Dear.
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My, were you
watching?
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Did I do some-
thing wrong?
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That dude's quick, when it
comes to women, heh?
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Not in the least! He's just
INCREDIBLY tacky!
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You're right.
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No way can I stand such a tacky
man, no way! No way!
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Oh, Lum, stop that.
Now he's crying.
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He's crying tears of joy because
the potatoes taste so good!
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, no! He hasn't
changed a bit!
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I don't get it! He's such
a handsome man!
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Is that all you
can say?
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But his looks are
all he's got!
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Darling! I don't want
a man like him!
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Lum! Don't you hold
him so tight!
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I wanna be right
next to Darling!
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You ill-mannered bitch! Aren't
good looks enough?
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No! No! No! Absolutely
no way!
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Well just get away
from Ataru!
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Lum, go home. It's best if you
get married to your own kind.
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Nope! 'Cause in my tummy
is DARLING'S BAB Y!
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Lum...
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...what did you
just say?!
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Oh, are you shocked?
I'm pregnant!
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Ataru... why, you
son of a...!
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It's a lie!
It's a lie!
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You shameless pig!
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I didn't do
anything!
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Admit it! What the
hell did you do?!
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Stop imagining such
terrible things!
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You know, Lum says
it's three months.
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Ladies and gentlemen across the land,
you are witnesses to a disaster!
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It's a monster! A monster
has appeared!
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This is not an
SFX movie!
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The police mobile unit is of
no use, as you can see!
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Oh, look folks, the Self-Defense
Force has come onto the scene!
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This is now a MAJOR
problem, folks!
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This proud fleet, using our country's
most modern weapons, is impotent!
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We can only hope for a peaceful
ending to this disaster!
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No matter how much
damage you do...
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...you'll only make them
waste more tax money.
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Why not challenge
Ataru to a duel?
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That'd settle all this much
quicker, don't you think?
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Gun.
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He's challenging
you to a duel!
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Don't shoot!
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If you don't accept the challenge, he
says he'll shoot you right here.
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Oh, Darling, fight
to protect me!
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No way!
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Something's up again?! Looks
like overtime tonight!
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Darling, don't lose!
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Ataru, please
don't die.
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It's too damn
late now.
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All I can do now is leave my
fate up to the heavens!
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Dear! Dear! Please don't leave
me, don't leave me alone!
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Oh, shut up! How could you chase
after a younger man?!
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Look, the tears I shed have
clouded the skies.
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Oh, Mrs. Moroboshi! Your
son is fighting a duel!
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A duel?!
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D... Dear!
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Oh! Rei! You look great!
Break a leg!
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Hang in there, Rei!
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Yeah! Rei transformed! Darling's
the winner! Darling!
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Ataru!
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Darling's kept his promise
to protect me, after all!
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He wasn't doing
it for you!
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Ask Darling and
you'll find out!
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Don't you worry. I'll take care of you
until you change back into a man.
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D... Dear!
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I hope you change back to
that handsome Rei soon!
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Honey, do you really prefer
this cow to me?!
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Darling, wake up! You fought
just for me, right!
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That's nonsense,
right, Ataru?
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Darling, I'll give birth
to a wonderful child!
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You're still using
that lie?!
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I really am susceptible to possession
by evil spirits! Help!
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Die, Ladykiller!
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How boring! Isn't there anythin'
interesting around here?!
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Lum!
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Why, Ten! What's
the matter?
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Lum, I'm bored. Won't you
take me someplace fun?
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Just wait here. As soon as I'm done
with this, we'll go pick up Darling!
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Huh? What the! What's fun about
picking up that fool Ataru?
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I'm bored!
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Be quiet up
there!
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I wanna eat. I'm
starvin', man!
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What is it,
Ataru?
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Look at that!
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Oh man! It's a Grand-Opening
Sale for a new Beefbowl joint!
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¥100 a
bowl!
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In that case,
shall we?
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No objections!
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'scuse us,
folks.
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Yo, my man, four Beef-
bowls, please!
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A cow is eating
Beefbowls!
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Why, that's Rei! He's still on Earth?!
This is bad. I'm going home.
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Wait a sec... I
can't move!
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Y... You ass!
Not so loud!
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Oh no! He noticed us!
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Mommy!
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What the! Ow!
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Let go!
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Yo, my man, bring out more Beef-
bowl! Quick! Extra-large!
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Extra-large...
Comin' up!
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Yessir! One
Extra-large!
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Yo, Ataru, you got something
to do with this cow?
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Yeah. His name's Rei, and he
used to be Lum's fiancé.
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What?! This weird-looking
cow... this is Rei?!
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What the?!
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He's deforming!
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He's TRANS-forming!
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00:14:57,350 --> 00:14:59,380
Then, that cow is his
alter-ego, huh?
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Starting as a cow, what kind of human
would you expect him to become?
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What...?!
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A man's looks aren't everything!
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00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:14,640
It's the heart that counts!
245
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:14,770
It's the heart that counts!
246
00:15:14,770 --> 00:15:15,740
It's the guts!
247
00:15:15,910 --> 00:15:18,370
You're not at all
convincing!
248
00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:19,740
Shut up!
249
00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:26,610
W... What the?
250
00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:30,150
Why, that's a
doll of Lum!
251
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,510
Lum.
252
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,290
Stop it, you ugly cow!
253
00:15:38,290 --> 00:15:39,330
Even if it's only a doll...
254
00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:39,460
Even if it's only a doll...
255
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,430
...we won't let anyone defile Lum!
256
00:15:58,780 --> 00:16:01,750
He's even been dumped
by an inflatable doll!
257
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,620
Darling!
258
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,780
My, what is Darling doing?!
259
00:16:16,130 --> 00:16:16,860
Darling!
260
00:16:17,030 --> 00:16:18,430
Oh, Miss Lum!
261
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,970
LUM!
262
00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:23,110
Oh, shoo, get away!
Get away!
263
00:16:23,270 --> 00:16:24,260
No way!
264
00:16:30,410 --> 00:16:31,010
Lum.
265
00:16:31,010 --> 00:16:34,210
Lum.
You still haven't given up on me?
266
00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:38,010
He says he saved his money and came
all the way here, just for you.
267
00:16:38,190 --> 00:16:39,550
So what?!
268
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,690
Then he spent all the money he
had at the Beefbowl joint...
269
00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:43,420
...so he can't go
home now!
270
00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:46,530
It's because he's like that,
that I dumped him!
271
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:48,890
You don't have to
shout like that.
272
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:53,490
Say, Rei, if you still really like Lum,
why don't you propose to her?
273
00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:54,570
That's an
idea.
274
00:16:54,670 --> 00:16:57,430
If you make me a decent proposal, I
wouldn't mind going home with you.
275
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,080
This is getting interesting!
276
00:16:59,080 --> 00:16:59,970
This is getting interesting!
Go for it!
277
00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:03,540
I know that you can't speak any of the
languages we got here on Earth!
278
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:06,270
What's that?
279
00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:11,890
Will... will you... cook for me...
for the rest... of my life...?
280
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,350
Is that... asking
too much?
281
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,050
Wow! R... Rei spoke more
than just one word!
282
00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:20,590
That's from a cheap self-study guide!
Any dumb alien can learn that!
283
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,320
So, he cheated!
284
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,560
What a cheater
he is!
285
00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:25,530
Pro. Mise.
286
00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:27,760
Huh? What?
Speak up!
287
00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:29,030
Pro... mise.
288
00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:33,610
What? Promise? Darling, did
I promise him anything?
289
00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:38,540
Promise? Hmmm, promise, eh? Hey,
guys, you remember any promise?
290
00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:39,320
See no evil!
291
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:39,750
Hear no evil!
292
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:39,880
Hear no evil!
293
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:40,780
Say no evil!
294
00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:42,180
Let's get Rei to
tell us about it.
295
00:17:42,350 --> 00:17:45,150
Yeah, after all, he can speak
an Earth language!
296
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,960
Uh-oh, he's mad
as hell now!
297
00:17:56,130 --> 00:17:58,100
Even an idiot would get
mad after all that!
298
00:17:58,230 --> 00:18:00,230
Run!
299
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,630
Wait! Pay for yer
meals! Thieves!
300
00:18:02,810 --> 00:18:04,770
Mister, mister! Don't
you worry, mister!
301
00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:05,810
Huh? What?
302
00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:09,270
You know that tiger-striped cow? A fool
named Moroboshi Ataru is keeping it.
303
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,510
He's flat broke, but his folks
got some money...
304
00:18:11,610 --> 00:18:13,170
...so why don't
you bill them?
305
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,280
Oh, here, this is their address
and directions to get there.
306
00:18:15,450 --> 00:18:17,040
Hey! You're all
right, kid.
307
00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:19,120
Yup! I'm a
good boy!
308
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,660
It always comes to something like this
whenever we get involved with Ataru!
309
00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:29,890
Besides, didn't you wanna get
rid of Lum in the first place?!
310
00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,970
I don't like Lum following
me everywhere...
311
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,660
...but some other guy taking
her away is even worse!
312
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,930
Your being like that is why everything
always ends up like this!
313
00:18:42,850 --> 00:18:45,810
Now's our chance! Run!
314
00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:52,280
That's "Moroboshi Ataru," madam.
Don't you get it wrong!
315
00:18:58,060 --> 00:18:59,460
Oh, Tanko!
316
00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:01,120
'Scuze us!
317
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,200
W... Will you cook for me
for the rest of my life?
318
00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:14,230
Tanko! Tanko!
319
00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:16,340
That man... he proposed to me.
320
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:17,470
Coming through!
321
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:20,650
Will you cook for me... for me?!
322
00:19:20,650 --> 00:19:21,840
I'm good at cooking!
323
00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:24,290
Will you cook for me?!
324
00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:25,450
Sure!
325
00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:25,590
Sure!
326
00:19:25,590 --> 00:19:26,220
For me!
327
00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:26,360
For me!
328
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:26,860
Yes!
329
00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:26,990
Yes!
330
00:19:26,990 --> 00:19:27,790
Will you cook for me?!
331
00:19:27,790 --> 00:19:27,920
Will you cook for me?!
332
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,430
I can do that!
333
00:19:29,430 --> 00:19:29,560
I can do that!
334
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:30,360
Will you?!
335
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:30,490
Will you?!
336
00:19:30,490 --> 00:19:31,130
Sure!
337
00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:31,260
Sure!
338
00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:31,690
Cook!
339
00:19:31,690 --> 00:19:31,830
Cook!
340
00:19:31,830 --> 00:19:33,120
Yes!
341
00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:42,190
Will you... Will you...
Will you...
342
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:43,460
...cook for
me?!
343
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,580
Hey, get your hands
off my goods!
344
00:19:57,890 --> 00:20:01,220
Will you cook for me for
the rest of my life?
345
00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:04,260
Sure!
346
00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:08,220
Mister, bill all your damages to the
house marked on this map.
347
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:11,000
That man lives
there, ladies.
348
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,230
I want all your lives to be filled
with joy and happiness!
349
00:20:13,370 --> 00:20:17,240
Men, if you wanna get back at
that guy, here's the map!
350
00:20:17,970 --> 00:20:20,240
I'm a good
boy!
351
00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:25,740
Say, Shinobu, what's happening
between you and Moroboshi?
352
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,880
What do you
mean?
353
00:20:28,050 --> 00:20:31,110
I mean, you're still
seeing him, right?
354
00:20:31,290 --> 00:20:36,220
Yeah, but... lately, he's getting more
difficult for me to understand.
355
00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:41,260
He's still living with Lum, and still
making passes at other girls.
356
00:20:42,470 --> 00:20:45,870
Say, if someone else proposed to
you, what would you do then?
357
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,630
No way, there's no way something
like that would happen to me!
358
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,500
I know, I'm just saying
"what if."
359
00:20:50,670 --> 00:20:52,800
But it's unthinkable.
360
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:57,200
Will you cook for me for
the rest of my life?
361
00:20:57,380 --> 00:21:01,540
Rei... a... are you
proposing to me?
362
00:21:01,650 --> 00:21:03,310
Please, let me
think it over!
363
00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:07,520
I mean, I need to talk with my parents,
and I'm afraid of leaving Earth.
364
00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:11,020
Besides, you have so many faults
that need to be corrected.
365
00:21:11,130 --> 00:21:15,620
You're a glutton. You turn into a cow.
You've got no reasoning ability...
366
00:21:15,730 --> 00:21:20,030
...and I'm not sure if I can be happy
living with an alien like you.
367
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,690
Shinobu!
368
00:21:21,870 --> 00:21:23,630
Oh, Ataru.
369
00:21:23,810 --> 00:21:27,400
Shinobu, h... how could you be
such a flirtatious witch?!
370
00:21:27,510 --> 00:21:29,070
And here I believed
in you!
371
00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:32,380
Say what?! You do the same
thing all the time!
372
00:21:32,550 --> 00:21:35,920
Whatchasay?! I won't let
you get away with this!
373
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,420
Dear! Isn't dinner
ready yet?!
374
00:21:43,590 --> 00:21:45,790
Yes, dear, it'll be ready
in a minute!
375
00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:48,860
My, my, why do I waste myself on
all these household chores?
376
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,870
Ataru, is that you?
377
00:21:53,970 --> 00:21:56,670
Ataru? What's the matter?
The door is open.
378
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,670
Oh! Mrs. Moroboshi, help!
379
00:21:59,210 --> 00:22:05,670
Will you... Will you cook for
me for the rest of my life?
380
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,180
What's the matter, Dear?
381
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:20,320
That was clearly a marriage proposal.
From Rei, to this married woman.
382
00:22:21,030 --> 00:22:26,260
Perhaps, instead of wasting my life with
a dull husband and a useless son...
383
00:22:26,370 --> 00:22:28,630
...I should just go
off with Rei!
384
00:22:30,670 --> 00:22:34,340
Help! Shut
the door!
385
00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:37,610
Ataru! What have you
done this time?!
386
00:22:37,780 --> 00:22:38,800
Darling!
387
00:22:38,980 --> 00:22:39,450
LUM!
388
00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:40,640
Darling, save me!
389
00:22:40,820 --> 00:22:43,180
Dummy, I'm the one who
needs saving right now!
390
00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:46,820
Pay for your meals,
buster! You punk!
391
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:50,320
Open up! Let
me see him!
392
00:22:54,830 --> 00:22:57,820
I ...I'll have my son pay for the damage,
even if it takes his entire life!
393
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,700
I'm telling you, it
ain't my fault!
394
00:22:59,870 --> 00:23:02,860
You... misunderstood me.
395
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:07,940
That can't be!
396
00:23:12,150 --> 00:23:16,350
Over there, over there! Gentlemen,
get them! Show your stuff!
397
00:23:16,820 --> 00:23:19,010
Th... Those are the dudes whose
girls got taken away by Rei?!
398
00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:21,380
We're gonna
get killed!
399
00:23:24,260 --> 00:23:27,720
This is cool! Looks like I won't
be bored for a while.
400
00:23:27,830 --> 00:23:30,590
Sirs, ladies, and
guys, get busy!
401
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:57,820
Kintaro, riding a bear across
the sky, axe in hand, is lost.
402
00:23:57,930 --> 00:24:03,690
Then suddenly a huge, shining space-
ship and a gorgeous alien appear.
403
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,460
We'll see you next time for "Kintaro
from the Autumn Sky!" and...
404
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:10,500
"...Gonna Live
Like a Man!"
405
00:24:22,620 --> 00:24:29,620
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
406
00:24:29,730 --> 00:24:36,820
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
407
00:24:36,930 --> 00:24:43,770
Hold on. What? What?
Something's weird!
408
00:24:43,870 --> 00:24:50,870
Hold on. What? What? Something's
definitely a little weird!
409
00:24:50,980 --> 00:24:57,540
If it gets weird, it
becomes fun!
410
00:24:57,650 --> 00:25:05,080
Hearts pop up and fly away
into the night sky!
411
00:25:05,190 --> 00:25:12,230
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
412
00:25:12,330 --> 00:25:17,600
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
413
00:25:17,710 --> 00:25:26,410
Super-weird!
Terrible!
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