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Excuse me, can you turn
the music down a bit?

All right.

Sorry guys. They're complaining
that the music is too loud.

But if we lower it any further,
we might as well stop.

Oh well, you're almost done, right?

Yes, yes, now let's lower it,
we understand, let's lower it.

Thank you.

How is it, Pavia?

Yes, here, we received a
request from the public,

an encore of our Italia Uno
hit: "Live in the Music".

We are I Pop and we wish
you a good evening.

Anyway, the evening didn't go badly.

Then again, "Live in the Music"
is always popular, I mean...

..it's an evergreen.

Mauro...

..we played like shit...

..in a shitty place that
makes shitty pizza.

Why the fuck is it called "The Corner"?
There's nothing around.

There is nothing.

Look, we played like shit...

..it's mostly your fault, not mine.

I mean, I'm not asking for
much, I'm asking for once

if you can not be negative.

- This is what I ask. - "Negative" what?

You don't even know how
long it took me to find it.

You don't even know about
this fucking engagement.

Oh my God, Mauro, he's a friend of your
dad, what the fuck kind of gig is that?

No? It's not a gig? What is it?

It's not a gig, it's a friend
of your dad, it's not a gig.

I swear to you, Mauro,
I'm not being negative,

I'm telling you facts.

Do you want to do this?

It's a start, yes.

No, Mauro, that's not a start!

After all these months,
this is a non-starter.

I assure you, this is a non-starter.

I want to keep playing,

but I want to understand what
the fuck we're doing this for.

I want to understand why we're doing this.

- We have to stop for a moment. - No! No!

So, if we stop now,

let's throw away everything
we've done this year.

We've been on television, Max.
If we stop now it's like saying

that Pop have failed and that's not good!

Nobody even remembers that
we were on television.

I remember it, okay? I also
remember that if we went there

it was my fault, not yours, so
don't be a pain in the ass.

All right, Mauro, well done! Thank you very
much! Well done, beautiful! Well done.

You don't have to say thank you,
you don't have to say well done.

No, thank you, it's all your fault.
Thank you, thank you very much.

Thank you for this beautiful evening.
When is the next one?

Do you have another friend? I
don't know, another relative

who wants to recommend us a place to
make a fool of ourselves like tonight?

Why don't you go back
to doing funerals, huh?

So then we'll see if you hate this place.

- Fuck you! - Go back to doing
funerals and stop busting my balls!

I'm going back there to perform funerals.

Be thankful we're here
making fools of ourselves.

- I'm going back. - Go back! Then
tomorrow I'll come to the tavern,

I'll take my things and go...

"Since we met, Mauro and
I had never argued."

Oh, you forgot the beret.

We'll meet.

The 883!

Max Pezzali and Mauro Repetto!

883!

Mother!

Can someone answer the phone?

My head is exploding!

Mother!

Damn phone.

- Hello? - Hi Max, it's Silvia.

Silvia, hello! Sorry, no, I
didn't recognize you at all.

Maximum?

How are you?

Eh, I'm fine, fine.

I told you I would call you to my party,

except that then comes the summer, the
holidays, the usual chaos, you know.

Um, no, no, no, I understand you perfectly.

I mean, I had a terrible summer, too.

I mean, between work, music, I did...

Massimo, what's wrong? Why did you call me?

How's the music going?

I saw that you are doing some evenings.

Yes, yes, no, we did
some dates, some things.

Massimo, why are you dressed like that?
Where do you have to go?

But do you see that I'm on the phone?

Um, but now we were thinking
maybe of taking each other,

I don't know, an artistic break.

Massimo, what is this tone?

Look, you can't talk to
your mother like that, eh!

But do you see that I'm on the phone?
It's an important thing.

Please go away.

Massimo, I don't understand.
Are you talking to me?

No, no, no.

Yes, but I was talking here, that there
are people today, it's a mess...

- Massimo... - ..of...

..I need the phone.
- Um, yeah, um, how are you?

I'm fine, fine.

I'm still a bit on edge
about this college stuff.

- Attack. - No.

I need the phone, Massimo.

Silvia, excuse me, one thing, but it's
not like we can meet for a coffee,

maybe, let's talk about it nicely,
because it's a mess here?

Yes, of course, gladly.
And where shall we meet?

Wherever you want, wherever you want.

HI.

HI.

Unusual place. I had never been there.

Think that in Greece everyone plays bowls,

here instead I think it's a bit lame.

A little old. - Yes.

You've already ordered two dark beers.

Watch your elbow. Remember.

Listen, did you have an
argument with Repetto?

No.

No, no, no, no.

In fact, it is also normal
in the path of a group

who wants to evolve, who
doesn't want to stand still...

..to look for new dynamics, that
is, to understand for a moment...

- Yeah, we had a fight.
- Damn! Max, what a drag!

Yes, no... More than anything...

..we spent all summer trying, right?

To play.

And now...

..you have to think about pains
in the ass like college...

..and... by the way, did
you then decide what...?

Last night my mom told me that if I do DAMS

I give her the greatest pain of her life.

And the Madonna! A bit
exaggerated, isn't it?

Oh well, Mom has a taste for tragedy.

But then maybe she's right, I mean...

..what do I do with DAMS?

Okay, but you don't know that.

I mean, what I'm saying is...

..what the fuck do we know?

But do you think that from one day to
the next one has to choose what to do?

for the rest of your life?
- See? What I say!

- Eh. - Maybe we don't want to do anything.

No university.

Really! Which in reality,
as far as I'm concerned,

university would also be useful because I
would save myself from military service,

which is an idea that truly horrifies me.

But isn't there another way?

So as not to do military service, I say.

Hate.

Massimo, what does it mean that you
don't want to go to university?

Mom, why do we have to kid ourselves?

We know I am not a scholar.
I never will be.

Now, what was it I told you? You were
always there to go along with it.

Me?

Yes, Sergio, you. You even gave
him the tavern to play in.

What does the tavern
have to do with it now?

Except I don't know if
I'll continue playing.

And then we all know that
I will never succeed

to take enough tests to avoid the military.

So, I do the Civil Service, so
at least I avoid the military,

which is a year that's been wasted,
especially for someone like me.

And secondly, I also earn a few
cents by helping out around.

Mhm?

Then next year we'll see, I
don't know, I'll find a job.

Sure, you could have been the first Pezzali
to go to university, and instead...

And instead I was the first
Pezzali to go on television.

And I don't think we celebrated.

So, if you don't mind...

This is a cover letter...

..and the curriculum.

I did...

Can you drive?

Either you can drive or you can't drive,

the question is relatively
simple, don't you think?

Yes. No, yes, no, of course! No, I
thought it was a rhetorical question.

Eh, no, no, of course I know how to drive.

Listen, Pezzali, all sorts
of things happen to me here.

90% of those who do not
want to do military service

either they don't feel like doing
anything or they have problems.

So I'll tell you two things right away.

First, if you don't feel like doing
anything, you're in the wrong place.

Second, when you wear this
uniform, your dicks disappear.

"And it was exactly this
sentence that convinced me

that I was finally in the right place."

Livy.

If you moved my seat even
one notch, I'd go crazy.

- Ah, good morning to you too, Pezzali.
- Good morning.

"If you think about it,
eight months is nothing.

Yet, in eight months I had
become the jealous and strangely

good driver of the ABZ009 rescue
vehicle of the Red Cross of Pavia.

Within eight months this had
become my second home."

Look, I knew it, he moved it.
I told him, "Don't move it."

That's it, number 24.

Yes.

"Eight months is nothing.

Yet you can lose a friend.

Without Mauro and without
music, I started taking notes

on what I saw every day,
on Silvia and on Cisco,

that in the end he actually
ended up in the factory.

The factory was a shithole,
just as he had imagined,

but it had one huge, silver lining."

One million and 300 thousand, my friend, and at
Christmas there's also the thirteenth salary.

"Cisco was filthy rich.

With the factory money,
Cisco could finally afford

all the cocktails he wanted."

Max, I need some things now.

First point, I know it
pisses you off, but please,

pretend this gin and tonic is a good story.

Cisco, I don't like it, I don't want it.
I prefer beer, actually.

Second point, do you see those two girls?
Now we're going there and you...

Those? No.

- Don't do anything, I'll do everything.
- No, then, no!

No, nothing ever happens,
we carry on as usual.

I've already thought of everything.
That curly girl is as bad as you.

Come on, don't be a pain in the ass.
It's all calculated. Come on, Max, good.

Excuse me, sorry.

HI!

- Hello. - You're welcome. - Hello.

Max, this is Laura and Antonella.

HI.

Here I am, it's there.

- Where? - Ms.

Okay, then...

..HI.

Aren't you coming up?

Up? Me? No, in what... in what sense?

The parents aren't there?

Max, I go to university here.
My parents are in Ferrara.

- Ah! Don't you want to come up?

No, no, yes, yes, yes, of course, yes.

No, it's just that I wanted...

No, because I...

"Her name was Laura.

He was in his second year of Pharmacy,
he was madly in love with Sepultura

and Slayer and, believe it or
not, she really liked me."

Maximum.

- My God! - But it's two in the afternoon.

Mom, why do you have to ambush me?

Look, you can't do that, okay?

If you don't go back to sleep,
you have to let me know.

Eh, I tried calling, it said busy.

But excuse me, but the
people you hang out with

Don't you notice that you've been wearing
the same shirt for three days, Massimo?

What do I know, Mom? I don't know.

Now, I have to go and change
to go to the Red Cross.

Look what that girl called you.

Which?

The one who always calls, the one
with that strange last name.

And you?

Is it true that you're dating someone?

I mean, yeah, I have...

..this dating with a girl...

..bigger.

Really?

Yes.

And are you going away
together this summer?

No, unfortunately not, because I'm
having some trouble with the Red Cross.

There are elderly people who
take holidays in August

and so we have to stay here.

Do you want to know what
I'm doing this summer?

A fuck, like every other summer.

"And in fact it really went like
this, at least until mid-August,

when something completely
unexpected happened."

It's over there.

Gianni, were you looking for me?

Ah, Massimo, come, sit down.

Yes.

How long do you have left to
finish your Civil Service?

Eh, three weeks, it should be.

Ok, then...

..listen, Massimo, I'll
keep it short for you.

I like you very much.

You commit, you lead from God...

..and above all keep the
ambulance spotless,

a concept that your colleagues
evidently fail to grasp.

Yes, but that's not the point.

I don't know if you've heard about
Lucio, the one from the next shift,

who took the exam at
Niguarda and they hired him.

I mean, if he's good, he can do it.

The fact is that a place
has opened up for me.

Oh, and we're talking about
a permanent contract,

thirteenth, fourteenth, paid holidays.

In short, it's a serious thing.

You don't have to answer me now.

But promise me you'll think about it,

come back next week and sign the contract.

In my opinion, you should accept.

you say

But yes.

Think about it.

Tomorrow you go back there...

..you sign and start going there.

Then the days go by and
you see how it goes.

Oh, maybe that's okay.

Maybe, without you even
realizing it, that...

..become your life.

Then you will continue to be with Laura, because
in the end you understand each other...

..and in a few years you will get married.

Wedding with few guests and at the end
of the day we will be there joking

on the fact that you are now
forced to buy a minivan.

Because you're going to have a baby.

Like everyone does.

And then you'll make another one.

And you'll wonder how... how it's possible

that now you are mom and dad.

How did it happen?

From one moment to the
next, a whole new life.

Beautiful, huh?

But then there are also bad moments
because that's how it works.

And then there, yes, you
will start to wonder

if you made the right choice.

And you won't even have
time to answer yourself,

because at that point there is
work, nursery to pay for, school,

your old, senile parents,

the bills, the illnesses.

A lifetime, Max.

A life like many others.

But will it be yours?

Oh, you forgot the beret.

We'll meet.

"You know what pissed me off the most?

of this whole story?

It's just that it's okay
that my best friend behaved

like shit, it's okay that
Pop are officially dead...

..but the worst thing was that
for the first time in my life...

..I was without a dream.

Not having a dream, I could
devote myself to normal things...

..and essentially useless.

Like college."

It's just that if an investment
goes badly, then it doesn't matter.

we back out, no, because it is
said that companies are... um...

..how is it? They reinvent themselves,
they reinvent themselves.

But, um...

..they don't reinvent themselves.

I was wrong. Companies
don't reinvent themselves,

because if a company wants
to make a profit...

..persevere.

Persevere.

Look, the explanation is a bit far-fetched.

Some notions even coincide, but
others are completely distorted.

I can give it an 18 at most.

But maybe he wants to come back?

Professor, 18 is fantastic, wonderful 18.

Look, in high school I got a five,
so 18 is definitely better,

just a...

..well, that was a joke from
us first year students.

Well, anyway, if she signs
for me, I'll go, that's it.

"I remember practically nothing
about the winter of 1990.

It was like a long apnea.

I had to hold out until summer
because summer was for me

the only thing that still makes sense."

"You can easily think that
I came here to escape.

from the failure of Pop, but you are wrong.

The truth is that I'm at holiday
villages like Michael Jordan

is to the 1991 Chicago Bulls."

Five, six, seven, eight. You
look great, great shape.

So, I renamed this version of
water aerobics "Acqua Mauro",

which is maybe a bit of a shitty name,
but unfortunately it's the only one

that came to mind. So, are we ready?

- Yes! - I don't understand, are we ready?

- Yes! - Very good.

So let's start doing one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight.

And one...

"Everything that didn't work for
me in Pavia made sense here.

Here I had a sense.

- And yet..." - Do you
know what I was thinking?

- No.
- You and I, as soon as we're done here,

we're going to Türkiye together

and we open a nice scooter
rental on the beach.

Yes... no...

..it's a nice project, maybe a little
premature, but it's a nice project.

No, no, but mine is not a project.
Mine is really a dream.

No, yes.

"Nevertheless..."

Spring rolls, Repetto.

Chinese restaurants, that's the
future, Mauro, that's my dream.

I'm done here, I'll take
everything I've put aside

and I open a Chinese restaurant,
which is not Chinese, but Cantonese.

I just need someone to do it with me.

A partner.

And you and I are awesome, trust me.

It's an interesting dream.

"Nevertheless..."

I'm not saying this is the
B-series of animation,

but if you think about it, this is the B
series of animation. Look at this theater.

Do you know where I'm going this year?

No.

Alle Seychelles.

- Oh, you even have to go
to the Seychelles? - Yes.

Because that's where the
real money is made.

And real animators, like you
and me, have to go there.

But isn't it also your dream
to be an animator for life?

"A scooter rental on the beach,

Chinese rolls, animation.

And then aquagym instructor
or acting teacher

or simply taxi driver,
mechanic, greengrocer.

Not having one dream was
like having them all.

But I had a dream.

Where did it go?

When did I stop chasing him?

But above all...

..Why?"

All right, Mauro, well done, thank
you very much. Well done, beautiful!

You don't have to say thank you, you don't have
to say well done. It has nothing to do with it.

No, thank you, it's all your fault.
Thank you very much, thank you.

So I'm going to hear if the kitchen
is still open. Wait for me here

It takes years to reach other steps.

This is a moment, it
happens, it's a passage.

Did you see that Pezzali and
Repetto played here tonight?

Pezzali and Repetto, who are they?

What? Pezzali, I introduced
him to you at my party.

They are the ones who went on
Italia Uno, they are a duo,

they make songs.

Listen, don't you mind
eating it with your hands?

The pizza?

Yeah, yeah, then you get dirty
and make a mess, right?

Ale, it's a pizza, I've
always eaten it like this.

Since the world began, pizza
has been eaten with the hands.

No, actually it's better
with cutlery, but...

..do as you please.

Oh, my God, it's so late. We have to go.

Tomorrow I want to wake up early, so...

..I take on Criminal Procedure head on.

By March I'll also be giving Comparative
Law, a couple of complementary ones

and then "bam", next year we're
going to Alassio all August, eh?

"But when the coolest guy in
school wants to be with you,

what do you do?

Well, you're in, it's the coolest.

But when school is over...

..is he still the coolest?"

But did you study Corporate Law with Ricci?

No, with the assistant.

Ah, that's why you got 27. With
Ricci it's kind of impossible.

Maybe we'll do another round of bubbles
for everyone. What do you say?

Not for me.

I would like a beer, a dark beer.
Do you have it?

I'll check now.

Sorry, but why?

I mean, we all always drink Prosecco.

Why do you have to do the
alternative at all costs?

Anyway, Ricci, if you know how to
catch him, is the coolest of all.

I mean, he's a little picky
about contracts, though...

Eh, in the end Ale managed
to finish his exams early.

We're leaving tomorrow and
we'll be gone for a month.

A month?

- But a month at that villa of his...
- Yes, yes.

I mean, at first we're just with his
family, then some of his friends arrive.

- But is that the villa where
you were last year too? - Yes.

Why?

Oh, so.

- Oh well, that villa is really cool.
- Well, yeah, it's cool.

Maybe you'll have fun.

Cheers, guys!

- All'estate! - All'estate, all'estate.

"How long can you hold your breath?"

HI.

HI.

HI.

Well, well, well, well, well.

No, well, the classic vacation
with your boyfriend's parents.

Relax.

Lots of relaxation.

Very, very relaxing.

- What do you mean, shit?
- Well, yes, Max, shit.

Honestly, I would wait until
I'm at least 60 to relax.

But, I mean, have you tried talking to him?

Yes, I told him: "I don't want to come."

I wanted to do something like
an Interrail, a half-trip.

- Mh-mh. And instead, no.

We have to go to his family's
seaside villa, with his friends,

who, moreover, always say the same things.

They only talk about university and
if I try to point this out to them,

he tells me that I make him look
bad in front of his friends,

that even he, poor thing,
can't sleep at night.

I swear, I just wish he'd
understand not to be on my back.

Don't get me wrong about the
way I talk, the way I eat,

for how I dress, for how I eat pizza!

And then his villa by
the sea makes me shit.

I mean, but not his villa by the sea,
all villas by the sea make me shit.

The sea makes me shit.

So don't get me wrong!

Every time I have to be
afraid before I speak,

I always say the wrong thing for him,

at the wrong time, in the wrong way...

Don't get me wrong.

I realize this may seem like a
bit of a strange coincidence.

A little, a little.

But I was here last night, I
came to talk to your mother

who gave me the phone
number of where you were.

I called the village, they told
me you were no longer there,

that you left. By the way,
everyone is pissed at you, Mauro.

Anyway, I checked all the
ships, trains, connections.

I couldn't find you, then I understood
that you were arriving today,

so I went to the station.

You were already here, so I
thought, "Maybe I'll go home."

I came home, you weren't even here.

I went back to the station, you
weren't even there. Mauro...

..where the fuck were you?

I stopped by your house.

- At my house? - Oh, yes.

- You didn't even put your bag down. - No.

At my house?

No, it's just that I don't
want to be here now...

..to apologize to you. I mean, I'm...
- No, no.

These are things... I mean,
we're grown-ups, right?

We don't do these things.

But...

..I mean, it's been a
year since we argued...

..and in my opinion...
- Come on, let's go, huh?

- We've wasted too much time already. Come
on. -Yes, yes, yes, yes. -Come on, come on.

Basically, after you left,

I took that notebook and started
writing down random things.

I mean, my notes, things, ideas, right?

But there was nothing that
seemed like... right?

That it was worth looking into further.

Then yesterday Silvia
told me something that...

..it really struck me, because
it's as if it had been

the perfect synthesis of everything
I've experienced this year

and I thought of a title for a song.

- Oh. - No?

- No, no, sì, sì. - "Don't break my balls".

"Don't bust my balls", right? That...

Eh, but...

So, I, last week, was on a stage,

with a leather jacket
singing something like:

And as I was singing, I was thinking,
"What the fuck am I saying?"

I mean, I'm like, 'Really,
what the fuck am I saying?'

And I thought, "Why don't
we sing it in Italian?"

- And you know why not, Max? - No.

Because it was even worse in Italian,
he said absurd things, like, um...

.. "I'm full of shivers and they're
multiplying. Electrified."

But who talks like that? Nobody
talks like that, Max, nobody.

- Yes. - I mean...

..to say that we with America, with
Public Enemy, with Danny Zuko,

we have nothing to do with it.
Zero, nothing.

But why do we have to pretend
to be something we are not?

We have to sing like we talk,
Max, and we talk like that.

Not so.

But like this.

Let's start with a very simple
beat, four quarters, okay?

Exact.

- Simple, I'd say it's simple.
- It's simple.

Now, no, you add the snare drum to...

"Pah"!

Exact.

Perfect.

Now I have sampled some
guitars that I'm trying...

Let me come to me I have
a guitar riff in mind

which I think is really cool. - Go.

Hmm...

Type...

- Uhm, no. - Uhm...

No. Wait.

I remembered it being more beautiful.

No, no, no, no, no. It's nice, but...

..try to close it more sharply, sorry.

Right.

Uh, uh, uh, it's another thing,
it's another thing, uh, uh, uh!

Now isolate it and loop it for me.

And listen, huh?

Bravo.

Eh, no, the word is missing here.

Lacks.

Um, the word.

But...

..the type of drummer. Metal drummer.

Metal drummer.

You need the rhyme, with
"ex" you need the rhyme.

You're right, sorry, no. Damn,
it's really hard though.

- "I tuoi ex". - La X.

- Um, drummer...
- No, not with an X, just...

- Flash drummer!
- What the fuck is flash drummer?

- A very fast drummer...
- Come on, Mauro. - Eh, I know.

- Flash drummer. - Do...

Drummer...

..trash!

Trash is a genre.

But I don't like "trashy
drummer" that much.

It's ugly. Okay, it's fine for
now, then we'll change it.

"Trash. Trash drummer."

- Am I going? - Are you going?
- Are we going? - Yes.

It's beautiful! A real song!

That is, out of nowhere, a song.

Mauro, this is a piece of the Madonna.

This is a masterpiece, it
is not a piece of Madonna.

This is the revolution.

Come on, smash, smash, smash.

She's beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

Well? Huh?

Now?

- Huh? - Now we're sending it to Cecchetto.

Oh, but let's not do
this stupid thing again.

- Now let's choose a name we like...
- Good.

..because I think Pop brings bad luck, huh?
- Exactly.

- Yes. - Come on. - Eh!

Little easy.

Okay, in the meantime I'll
write: "Don't get carried away."

At that time...

We could call ourselves...

..it's a bit of a... But I
think it would be cool...

..that is... - Wait.

Wait, because it also
needs to be short, see?

That "Don't bother me" took
up almost all the space.

- See here? - Mauro, why the
fuck did you put the hyphen?

Ok, to differentiate it from the title.

Differentiate what?

Oh well, oh, in hindsight I wouldn't have
put it in, but I have now put it in.

No, fuck you, now we need a name...
a three-letter name.

- Oh, nice!
- There are no three-letter names.

But how come they don't exist?

Ron.

Uhm... Raf.

- Raf? - Raf.

Come on, the name of something we like.

Like, do you remember the
first time we hooked up,

did I tell you I had a Harley Davidson?

It's too long Harley Davidson, you left...

But Harley Davidson is an example
of something that both of us like!

What is the name of the coolest
Harley Davidson model?

The coolest is the
Sportster, in my opinion.

And no, that's not good, it's too long.

Um, I don't know, what's the base model?

Model...

It's a great piece, yes. But indeed. Okay.

All right.

But do you mean "get married"?

That is, "get married"?

No, no, no.

I mean, it's just in a
hypothetical future, right?

If we continued to see each other,
that possibility would exist, right?

And I don't believe that...

..be what I want.

What do we want, then?

Max, what the fuck are you saying?

No, in fact, no, because...

..when I said it in my head it
sounded better, just like...

Basically, what I think...

..what I mean is that we
should break up, maybe.

Max, but we're not together.

I mean, we fucked three times.

But three times...

..important.

Okay, I'm going.

HI.